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Crime.
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Our city is plagued by it.
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Most recently making headlines,
is a series of kidnappings
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that seem to be only targeting
Brisbane's muscular citizens.
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As more reports come pouring in,
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it's becoming apparent that an
organized criminal element is at work.
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With no witnesses and no clues,
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these "beefcake kidnappings" don't seem like
they'll be slowing down anytime soon.
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Media tabloids are throwing around words like:
"Aesthetic Abductions” and "Hulk Hijackings”.
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Call it what you will, one thing's for certain...
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These are more than just a series of
random, isolated incidents.
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In Brisbane's time of need... Who we gonna call?
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I'm approaching the back door to the house now, where are you?
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Jangles! Dickens!
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Dickens, Jangles where the fuck are you guys?
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Check this out!
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Oh yeah?
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Yep, that's how we do it in the 'burbs mate,
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none of this inner-city shit!
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What?!
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No! No! Yeah! No!
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Stop that!
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Ah, dog's dicks!
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For Brisbane!
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Oh, you fucking' rat bag!
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Piss on your legs, look at that!
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Both your shoes, both your shoes soaking' wet, fuck-wit!
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(LAUGHTER)
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What the fuck do you think you're
doing on my wall there?!
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This is not a fucking toilet
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go and fucking' piss somewhere else!
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Police business, pervert. Rack off!
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- Back to pissing...
- Yeah, got him!
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You got piss all over you, didn't ya?
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(On radio) Dickens!
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(On radio) Jangles!
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Like a disgusting baby boy!
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Ah fuck this shit, I'm going in without you!
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Gonzales, it's Dickens
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Gonzales?
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Mate, look, don't go in there,
we're on our way!
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His radio's off!
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Ball-sacks!
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Get the fuck out of the way!
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Police business, dickhead!
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Hey, gringos!
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Do I fucking know you?
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That's right.
Where the fuck's the girl, man?
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(LAUGHTER & GUN FIRE)
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(LAUGHTER & GUN FIRE)
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Eat this, you piece of shit coppa-dog!
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You never touch the pants!
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Where the fuck's the girl, man?
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Huh?!
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Where is she?!
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I don't know what you're talking about,
shit for brains.
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Gonzales, what the fuck?
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The girl's not here, man.
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Oh look out, it's the bloody pigs!
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Better make like a tree
and get out of here.
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Get stuffed, you bloody mole.
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(Muffled) Help! Help!
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Wrong bloody house mate,
it's the one across the road!
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Dickhead.
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He he he, bloody pigs!
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Oh, fuck!
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Surprise!
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Whoopsies!
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Holy Pinata!
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Holy ball sacks!
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Take that, you pig haters!
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I am a law!
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Hey my man, what y'all shooting' at?
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Pig hunting', you keen?
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Oh fuck yeah!
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You jive motherfuckers!
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Eat shit! haha
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Justice for all..
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Except you.
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Holy Pinata!
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Show me your moves!
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Right in the cunt!
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Die pig.
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No, dickhead.
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Ah, fuck you!
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And you!
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Oi Dickens you dog shit, get over here!
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Hold this
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I'm gonna shoot this bloody pig.
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Dickens! No!
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Bit of hush fellas!
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Shut up everyone!
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Sirens..
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Back up pork.
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Let's get out of here.
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Come on man!
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Let's go boys!
Get in there Wolf man.
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Come on!
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See you another day, pigs!
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(Curses in Foreign)
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Where's my dick?
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Dickens!
Your beautiful dick, what's happened? No!
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We can put it back on... With science
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You'll be a modern Miracle!
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Come on!
We'll give you a robo-dick!
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No, Dickens!
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Your beautiful dick!
No!
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El pee pee!
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So, where do you want these "bad boys"?
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Mmm, Just over there.
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Yeah, all right.
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Now... You might be wondering
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"Why am I here?"
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"What is this place?"
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"Who are these men?"
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But, hush now..
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Hush now..
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Questions coming later.
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I apologise for my methods in bringing you here.
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Please understand that you're not "Prisoners".
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No!
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You're my...
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"delicious guests".
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You simply...
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Can't leave.
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You have been carefully selected
to be a part of something truly special.
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Together,
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we are going to break history!
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Nobody move!
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Anyone moves and I'll snap
this fruitcake's fucking neck right off!
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Don't just stand there!
Do something!
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Shut up, you British piece of shit!
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I'm getting the fuck out of here!
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Oh, thank you Dieter!
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At least someone around here
earns their keep.
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What a waste...
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As I was saying,
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you'll all get to stay here,
in my fabulous mansion.
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You can swim, frolic,
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we will feed you.
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You can use our exercise equipment.
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All you have to do,
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is let our Doctor run some simple little tests on you.
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That's it.
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Simple, no?
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wunderbar!
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Now, go inside and meet your other new "brawny buddies”
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in your living quarters.
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Just down there.
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Now,
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Somebody clean THAT up.
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Chief wants to talk to you two.
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Ah, yeah?
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- Is that those two wankers out there now?
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Yes sir, it's Jangles & Gonzales.
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- Get into my fucking office, now!
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Yeah, all right.
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I'll make coffee, how do you take it?
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I like my coffee like I like my women..
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Somebody else's!
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You fucking idiots!
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All you had to do, was wait for back up!
But no!
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You had to bash in there, swinging your cocks around
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like a "gaggle of dickheads"!
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Chief, let me explain-
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Put a bloody taco in it, Gonzales!
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You're on desk duty for 2 fucking weeks
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For killing civilians, again!
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How the fuck am I supposed to feed my kids, man?
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Screw your kids!
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Rack off out of my office, you prick!
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Kids are for dickheads!
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Jangles...
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I know you're hurting over Dickens' death...
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That's why I've got to take you off the case.
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Dinosaur dicks, Chief!
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Those derro's killed Dickens!
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I know... I know...
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If this was back in the good old days
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I would have helped you put a bullet up their ass myself.
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I used to be like you:
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Young, reckless.
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Always thinking with my dick.
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That was a long time ago, times have changed.
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There's rules now.
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There's even women in the work place!
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I just don't know anything anymore.
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And that's why, I've got to give the case
to Rimmer & Jurgen son.
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These two "bee's dicks"?
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They couldn't find a dick in a dick stack.
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Fuck off you "Whoopsies".
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Listen Jangles..
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You'd better stay away from this case, or it's your ass!
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You or Gonzales would probably just fuck the witness...
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Again!
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Yes..
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I want you to meet your new partner, Jangles.
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Is it Deano Spaghetti?
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No, it's not fucking Deano Spaghetti!
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Can it be?!
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Tag me in, boss!
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I'm spaghet- I'm ready!
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Can it, Spaghetti.
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Love ya, Deano!
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He's the new transfer from Kalgoorlie.
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The toughest division in Australia.
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Chief, we'd be the perfect partners.
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He loves spaghetti.. I love duzzas!
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Apples and oranges, together for the first time.
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Holy shit, where'd you come from?!
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This is James Wheeler, your new partner.
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Call me "Wheels".
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No.
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Listen Chief, he's just a kid
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I bet he doesn't even have any pubes!
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...I have pubes...
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I don't care if he's got any fucking pubes
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as long as he's got some balls!
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Now, you two, shake hands!
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Stop your bloody whinging, Jangles.
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You said the same shit
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when Gonzales was transferred here.
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Nope!
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- Jangles, Dickens!
Get in my office!
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Eat a dick!
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- Now!
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Yeah, righto.
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Uh, sorry, what's your name again?
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(Long foreign name)
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Uh.. Yeah, we'll call you "Gonzales".
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Jangles, meet Gonzales.
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This beautiful bearded lady?
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I bet she doesn't even have any pubes!
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It's a jungle down there, man!
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Nice!
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Jangles,
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he may look like a bit of a poofter, but he's one of us now!
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So just shake his hand and say hello, for Christ's sake!
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Yeah, righto mate.
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Now, I want you to take him around,
and show him the ropes.
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All right, come on dickhead.
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Toupee wearing cunt!
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- Well, well, well.
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Looks like "Super cop” has a new boyfriend, huh?!
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Rack off, Rimmer!
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I heard you fuck like a girl.
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Yeah? That's not what your mum said last night!
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What do you mean?
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He's just upset we took his case...
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You should see the witness
you fuck-wits almost got killed!
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She's so fine!
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Can't wait to interrogate her...
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Vagina!
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Oh yeah!
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...The fuck you doing?
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Oh fuck, there she is now!
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Fuuuuuck...
I'd tongue punch her fart box!
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Dick Punch!
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- My goo lies...
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Show yourself around the city, squirt.
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I'm going to find out
what that lovely lady knows.
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Hey, dickhead!
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Look...
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I know you're pissed,
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But I'm not some bloody "tit sucking rookie".
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Yeah, righto Wheels.
Let's do this.
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Gee whiz, she's a looker!
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Yes, she's like a beautiful Pademelon.
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00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:51,079
I bet she's got all sorts of delicious
secrets in that head of hers.
270
00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:52,919
Move it! Justice calls!
271
00:19:56,879 --> 00:19:57,799
Hello, love.
272
00:19:58,079 --> 00:19:59,199
I'm Professor Jangles.
273
00:19:59,639 --> 00:20:01,359
You're gonna tell me everything you know.
274
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:02,959
Starting from the, um..
275
00:20:03,199 --> 00:20:03,879
Start.
276
00:20:04,719 --> 00:20:05,159
GO!
277
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,239
Those men...
278
00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:09,879
They were trying to kill me.
279
00:20:10,599 --> 00:20:11,679
There were so many of them..
280
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:12,919
They had guns...
281
00:20:14,159 --> 00:20:15,279
- They had me tied to a-
- Shhh...
282
00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:17,359
Listen, Lady.
283
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:20,439
I don't want your life story,
just tell me where they went.
284
00:20:21,759 --> 00:20:23,359
...I don't know where they went..
285
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:27,039
You are the worst witness ever!
286
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:27,799
Look.
287
00:20:28,359 --> 00:20:29,799
I found out what they were up to.
288
00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:32,719
You've gotta stop them...
- What the fuck are you doing' in here?
289
00:20:33,519 --> 00:20:34,399
Rack off, Rimmer!
290
00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:36,439
You want me to get the fucking' chief?
291
00:20:36,439 --> 00:20:37,759
This is our case now
292
00:20:37,759 --> 00:20:38,999
"Dangles!"
293
00:20:38,999 --> 00:20:39,839
Righto!
294
00:20:43,919 --> 00:20:44,999
Here you go, Love.
295
00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:49,599
- Fuck you, Jangles!
296
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:52,199
Surprise, motherfucker!
297
00:21:02,239 --> 00:21:03,119
Nice car.
298
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,199
Yours?
299
00:21:04,439 --> 00:21:05,079
Is now!
300
00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:06,639
I took the keys from the police pantry.
301
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,479
Police pantry?
302
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:11,359
Yeah, you know that sweet place where they
keep all the guns and drugs and...
303
00:21:11,719 --> 00:21:14,079
car keys, and bloody knives and..
304
00:21:14,679 --> 00:21:15,959
Pictures of dead ladies?
305
00:21:16,479 --> 00:21:18,519
(Evidence Room)
306
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:20,679
We're going to see my informant.
307
00:21:21,279 --> 00:21:23,279
Anything happens in Brisbane, he knows about it.
308
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:24,919
Maybe we shouldn't...
309
00:21:24,919 --> 00:21:25,479
Shut up!
310
00:21:25,719 --> 00:21:27,719
What, are you scared of the old bald cunt?
311
00:21:27,959 --> 00:21:30,439
I'm not some nerd that's gonna
suck the Chief's dick, all right?
312
00:21:31,519 --> 00:21:32,959
I know what it feels like, |I...
313
00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:35,239
I lost a partner too.
314
00:21:35,519 --> 00:21:36,039
Barry!
315
00:21:36,239 --> 00:21:36,839
Look out!
316
00:21:37,079 --> 00:21:38,359
It's coming' right for ya!
317
00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:39,599
Wheels!
318
00:21:42,359 --> 00:21:42,959
Oi!
319
00:21:43,239 --> 00:21:44,639
Oh... Oh, shit!
320
00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:48,079
Oh... Oh, God, it's inside me!
321
00:21:48,999 --> 00:21:49,599
Oi!
322
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,919
Forget it!
Just put some music on or something.
323
00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:52,919
Yeah, righto.
324
00:21:54,879 --> 00:21:57,199
Agh, gross, what the fuck is this?
325
00:21:57,199 --> 00:21:58,079
Luckily...
326
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,039
Hoh! Fucking' "Winged Scorpion!"
327
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:02,639
In case of emergencies,
which is pretty much always.
328
00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:03,359
Here we go.
329
00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:19,359
Aw yeah.
330
00:22:19,679 --> 00:22:20,999
What the bloody hell do you want?
331
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:22,959
What do you think we want?
Hot dogs!
332
00:22:23,599 --> 00:22:24,919
Nah, I'm kidding.
Answers.
333
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:29,119
Al right, well bloody come inside
before someone fucking' see's ya.
334
00:22:30,239 --> 00:22:31,399
All right, now bloody keep it down..
335
00:22:31,399 --> 00:22:32,599
Dad's trying to sleep,
336
00:22:32,999 --> 00:22:34,239
doesn't like to be woken.
337
00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,199
Poor sleepy Dad.
338
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:38,279
So,
339
00:22:38,279 --> 00:22:40,919
Bloody taking' preschoolers
out on patrols now, Jangles?
340
00:22:40,919 --> 00:22:41,799
It's Wheels.
341
00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,479
I'm his new partner.
342
00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:45,839
Hoh, Wheels?
343
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:48,079
Thought you were gonna call him
bloody "Rollerblades” ey?
344
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,039
Ha! Rollerblades!
345
00:22:51,479 --> 00:22:52,239
I don't get it...
346
00:22:52,559 --> 00:22:53,439
Yeah... geez...
347
00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:05,359
So... I suppose you're
bloody here about Dickens.
348
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,279
Sorry to hear about that, he was a good man.
349
00:23:07,279 --> 00:23:09,079
He was the best man!
What do you know?
350
00:23:11,159 --> 00:23:13,279
There's not much I don't bloody know,
why else would you bloody be here?
351
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:14,439
Who did it?
352
00:23:15,599 --> 00:23:17,199
I dunno, I'm not a bloody "Psychiatrist”
353
00:23:17,199 --> 00:23:19,639
But, if you give me some bloody details,
I could help you out.
354
00:23:19,639 --> 00:23:21,439
Well I didn't get a good look at
most of them, but..
355
00:23:21,719 --> 00:23:27,079
One of them, he had like a tight black shirt and tattoos,
and a beautiful black mullet like a Greek Adonis.
356
00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:28,479
He kept yelling about "pigs"?
357
00:23:29,999 --> 00:23:32,039
- "Bloody pigs"?
- "Bloody pigs", exactly!
358
00:23:33,919 --> 00:23:36,519
Sounds like this bloody gollywog
character back in pent-ridge...
359
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:37,959
Andy Pigolopolous!
360
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:39,639
Also known as:
"Anti-Pig".
361
00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:44,159
Aw, he wanted to be in my crew, but I wouldn't let him in
on account he's a fucking' piss weak bloody piece of fluff.
362
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,719
This "Anti" wanker had some goons with him.
363
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:48,279
Who's he working' for?
364
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:49,919
I heard
365
00:23:50,279 --> 00:23:54,599
That there's some German bloody mincing woofter out
there trying to hire every single top crime in Brisbane.
366
00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:55,719
What's all the bloody noise?
367
00:23:56,199 --> 00:23:57,479
Who are these fairies?
368
00:23:57,759 --> 00:23:59,239
Oh nah Dad, you're asleep.
369
00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:00,999
I'm awake now, aren't I ?
370
00:24:01,759 --> 00:24:04,879
You better not be up to some more mischief
Mark to get yourself bloody locked up again.
371
00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,759
Nah, nah, Dad these are some
nice bloody Policemen.
372
00:24:07,199 --> 00:24:11,439
I'm helping' out with their investigation,
with my bloody fanciful knowledge and stories.
373
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,519
What's that you got there?
374
00:24:13,879 --> 00:24:17,039
It's me "Stone" video, and I can't
get the bloody video machine to work.
375
00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:19,039
Al right, well you go back in there
376
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:22,239
and I'll help you sort out the
video machine in a bloody minute, all right?
377
00:24:22,239 --> 00:24:23,719
Well, come on I wanna watch it now!
378
00:24:23,719 --> 00:24:25,119
- Nah, I'll be out there in a minute.
- Come on! Come on!
379
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,439
I'll be out there in a minute Dad!
380
00:24:26,439 --> 00:24:28,199
Don't you "dad” me boy, I'm your Father!
381
00:24:28,439 --> 00:24:29,919
Do you know where to find him?
382
00:24:30,999 --> 00:24:31,719
Well...
383
00:24:31,999 --> 00:24:33,759
back in bloody "H-Division",
384
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:36,719
he would always talk about one of two things:
385
00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:39,759
"Bloody Pig" this, and
"Bloody Pig" that.
386
00:24:40,159 --> 00:24:42,719
And, every time he would kill a policeman...
387
00:24:43,079 --> 00:24:44,079
Allegedly...
388
00:24:44,679 --> 00:24:48,159
He would always go celebrate by going
to buy a Grape bloody soda.
389
00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,559
There's only one place in this city
that serves grape!
390
00:24:52,319 --> 00:24:54,639
Greg's Great Grapes!
Let's fucking' roll!
391
00:25:03,199 --> 00:25:04,239
Do you think he'll show?
392
00:25:08,639 --> 00:25:09,239
What!?
393
00:25:09,679 --> 00:25:10,719
Do you think he'll show?
394
00:25:10,719 --> 00:25:11,519
Who?
395
00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:12,439
Anti-Pig!
396
00:25:12,999 --> 00:25:16,479
A "serial grapist” like him couldn't resist
a good grape, let alone a fucking' great one!
397
00:25:18,199 --> 00:25:20,519
Look at that beautiful mullet over there.
398
00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:23,719
- Come on, just give me a sip! One sip!
- Mmm, grape's my favourite.
399
00:25:24,639 --> 00:25:26,199
Wait a minute...
400
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:40,439
That's him!
401
00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:42,919
- Aw, come on man!
- Too bad.
402
00:25:42,919 --> 00:25:43,519
Wait...
403
00:25:45,679 --> 00:25:46,839
Something's not right.
404
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:49,359
- Pigs!
- Let's get out of here!
405
00:25:49,359 --> 00:25:50,319
Let's roll!
406
00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:01,559
Yep, righto!
407
00:26:01,559 --> 00:26:03,119
Get fucked!
408
00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:07,159
Cop it, copper!
409
00:26:07,159 --> 00:26:08,479
Yeah, shoot those pigs, Hans!
410
00:26:27,599 --> 00:26:29,159
Fucking' gun it, pussy!
411
00:26:31,439 --> 00:26:32,559
He went that way!
412
00:26:32,559 --> 00:26:33,519
Fuck, I dunno!
413
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:00,479
Surprise, motherfucker!
414
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,159
Jesus Christ!
415
00:27:19,439 --> 00:27:21,239
Oh Fuck, that's hectic!
416
00:27:22,719 --> 00:27:23,919
- Oh fuck, pigs!
- Oh fuck!
417
00:27:24,399 --> 00:27:25,799
You go this way! I'll go this way!
418
00:27:32,439 --> 00:27:33,919
Hurry up, ya lazy prick!
419
00:27:43,239 --> 00:27:45,879
Agh, don't touch me!
Agh, what are you doing?!
420
00:27:47,639 --> 00:27:49,199
You fucking' pig!
421
00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:50,159
Justice!
422
00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:15,319
Freeze, dickhead!
423
00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:17,479
Fuck... You!
424
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:20,959
Fucks sake!
425
00:28:20,959 --> 00:28:22,279
Down on the ground!
426
00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:34,839
Die, pig!
427
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:45,319
Hey, pig!
428
00:28:46,439 --> 00:28:47,279
I give up.
429
00:28:48,599 --> 00:28:49,279
Yeah?
430
00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,039
Not!
431
00:28:53,719 --> 00:28:54,959
"Die pig"
432
00:29:01,119 --> 00:29:03,279
You bloody pig!
433
00:29:16,159 --> 00:29:17,919
You dick shooting' shit-head!
434
00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:23,639
All right, yep, you wanna fight like some men?
435
00:29:23,879 --> 00:29:24,839
Let's fucking' do it!
436
00:29:40,439 --> 00:29:41,519
Fucking' hell!
437
00:29:45,719 --> 00:29:46,319
You right, mate?
438
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:09,239
If you kill me,
you'll never find out where the treasure is.
439
00:30:09,239 --> 00:30:09,879
Treasure?!
440
00:30:09,879 --> 00:30:10,639
What treasure?
441
00:30:12,159 --> 00:30:12,959
The family jewels!
442
00:30:13,639 --> 00:30:14,799
My goo lies!
443
00:30:16,079 --> 00:30:17,079
Right in the plums!
444
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,359
See you another day, pig!
445
00:30:22,679 --> 00:30:24,239
Treasure!
446
00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:26,639
Treasure...
447
00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:56,079
Moijitos anybody?
Got plenty of fucking' mojitos here.
448
00:31:14,439 --> 00:31:15,679
- Your drink, Baron.
449
00:31:16,239 --> 00:31:17,599
Thank you, beefcake.
450
00:31:24,719 --> 00:31:25,319
Baron!
451
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:31,519
Baron... pigs...
cunts... bloody...
452
00:31:31,519 --> 00:31:33,359
Calm down mein Anti-Pig, what's happen?
453
00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:37,439
There was, a bloody shoot-out
with the pigs...
454
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:39,959
Hans got arrested...
455
00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,479
It was that uh, that bloody pig
that's always on the tele,
456
00:31:44,479 --> 00:31:45,599
Lieutenant Jangles.
457
00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,759
It's OK Anti-Pig.
We'll deal with it.
458
00:31:48,519 --> 00:31:50,119
What if they come around here snooping?
459
00:31:51,399 --> 00:31:54,399
If this mister "Jingles” comes
knocking at our door,
460
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:56,039
he is going to get it.
461
00:31:56,679 --> 00:31:58,719
Now, come, sit! Relax!
462
00:31:58,999 --> 00:32:00,559
Taking the swim why don't you?
463
00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:02,519
Yeah, um...
464
00:32:04,519 --> 00:32:05,999
Probably just gonna do weights ey...
465
00:32:06,959 --> 00:32:08,919
wunderbar!
We'll come watch!
466
00:32:10,839 --> 00:32:11,959
Probably not..
467
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:14,119
I got something to do so...
468
00:32:14,119 --> 00:32:16,359
better go do that thing.
Ooh, sorry mate.
469
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:18,919
Didn't see you there.
470
00:32:20,359 --> 00:32:22,199
Too many biceps for the morning!
471
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:32,999
Well, you know the old saying:
472
00:32:32,999 --> 00:32:34,599
You can't catch herpes twice.
473
00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:38,719
And in local news, cowboy detective
Lieutenant Jangles
474
00:32:38,719 --> 00:32:41,119
is making headlines again for his
reckless behaviour.
475
00:32:41,719 --> 00:32:44,519
This is just the latest, in a long
career of questionable police work
476
00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:46,719
ever since his rise to ranks a few years ago.
477
00:32:47,119 --> 00:32:50,239
While pursuing dangerous criminals
in an intense high speed chase,
478
00:32:50,439 --> 00:32:51,959
he's left several bystanders wounded..
479
00:32:52,239 --> 00:32:54,799
Causing thousands of dollars worth
of property damage in the process.
480
00:32:55,239 --> 00:32:57,359
Dick Gaiman is on the scene.
Dick?
481
00:32:59,079 --> 00:33:00,079
Yeah, thanks Marion.
482
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,639
Dick Gaiman, reporting live
outside the local police station
483
00:33:02,639 --> 00:33:04,879
waiting for Lieutenant Jangles to show his face,
484
00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:07,719
after once again disgracing himself, and the badge.
485
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:12,479
After causing thousands of dollars of property damage
and destruction earlier today.
486
00:33:12,479 --> 00:33:14,879
- Hey, wasn't that him?
- Yeah, it was! Come on, follow!
487
00:33:15,399 --> 00:33:16,279
Lieutenant Jangles!
488
00:33:17,439 --> 00:33:19,919
Jangles! Care to comment about the
destruction you caused today?
489
00:33:19,919 --> 00:33:21,199
Fuck off, police business!
490
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:24,119
You sure you don't have anything to
comment about todays destruction?
491
00:33:24,679 --> 00:33:27,639
Oh, it was great! There was justice everywhere,
people were pop pin" wheelies
492
00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:30,519
something blew up, we arrested a dude,
it was fucking' awesome.
493
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:34,359
The word is that the Chief is going
to be suspending you this time for your antics.
494
00:33:34,359 --> 00:33:35,359
What? No fuck him!
495
00:33:35,359 --> 00:33:36,679
Who made him the king of justice?!
496
00:33:38,719 --> 00:33:40,319
- Lieutenant Jangles, would you like to comment?
- I got pee all over myself!
497
00:33:40,759 --> 00:33:41,959
No! Fuck off!
498
00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:48,279
That was solid, Dick. We can always
count on you to bring us the hard facts...
499
00:33:49,879 --> 00:33:51,399
That is not what happened...
- Jesus Christ!
500
00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:52,599
We were going much faster than that.
501
00:33:53,079 --> 00:33:55,039
You've done it now, Jangles!
502
00:33:55,879 --> 00:33:57,599
What did I tell you?
503
00:33:57,879 --> 00:34:01,519
Stay. The fuck. Away from this case!
504
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:02,399
But no...
505
00:34:02,399 --> 00:34:05,199
As usual, your cock, and your balls
506
00:34:05,199 --> 00:34:06,759
take over your brain,
507
00:34:06,759 --> 00:34:08,359
and you piss all over it!
508
00:34:08,359 --> 00:34:10,439
Look, mate. We got the guy..
509
00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:12,199
I didn't shoot him like I usually do, so,
510
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:13,319
Job well done!
511
00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:17,039
Your job was to show Wheels around!
512
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,239
Not to fuck with the case!
513
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:20,879
We got a fucking' guy.
514
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,359
We had nothing on the "fucking' guy"!
515
00:34:23,359 --> 00:34:26,159
Rimmer & Jurgen son
had to fucking' let him go!
516
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:27,919
What?! Those dumb cunts!
517
00:34:27,919 --> 00:34:29,119
He would have lead us to the rest of them!
518
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:31,439
You're on fucking' thin ice, Jangles!
519
00:34:31,439 --> 00:34:33,359
And I'm skating, dickhead!
520
00:34:36,799 --> 00:34:37,479
Tosser!
521
00:34:39,639 --> 00:34:40,159
Chief...
522
00:34:40,159 --> 00:34:41,999
I expected more from you, Wheels.
523
00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:45,039
I put you two together, thinking it'd be a good idea..
But no!
524
00:34:45,039 --> 00:34:47,679
You're just both as fucked as each other!
525
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,559
It's like the badge doesn't mean
buckskin' anything to you kids.
526
00:34:51,919 --> 00:34:53,319
Eat badge, pervert!
527
00:34:57,919 --> 00:34:58,839
Should we go after him...
528
00:34:58,839 --> 00:35:00,519
Nah, don't worry about it he
does this all the time..
529
00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:04,559
Hey, wait a minute! You're on fucking'
desk duty with Gonzales!
530
00:35:04,559 --> 00:35:06,679
Now, rack off you little jizz rag!
531
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:10,079
- Jangles.
532
00:35:10,359 --> 00:35:11,519
- What are you doing?
533
00:35:13,479 --> 00:35:14,559
Holy shit!
534
00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:17,519
Mate, I'm out of here.
535
00:35:17,959 --> 00:35:19,639
Gonna go "lone wolf" it for a while.
536
00:35:20,159 --> 00:35:21,719
You can't be my cub anymore.
537
00:35:22,799 --> 00:35:24,199
Maybe I'll go somewhere foreign.
538
00:35:24,399 --> 00:35:25,319
Like Mexico,
539
00:35:25,319 --> 00:35:26,079
Where you're from!
540
00:35:26,639 --> 00:35:27,599
I'm not Mexican..
541
00:35:28,039 --> 00:35:28,759
I'm Scottish!
542
00:35:30,039 --> 00:35:31,359
You almost made me laugh, mate..
543
00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:32,879
But not this time.
544
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,999
Well, take care of yourself my friend.
545
00:35:36,279 --> 00:35:37,119
No.
546
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:42,079
Looks like "Sergeant dickhead" strikes again, eh?
547
00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:44,999
Keep up the bad word shit lips
you're making us look good!
548
00:35:52,319 --> 00:35:52,879
Wait..
549
00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:50,919
We're all good friends! Nothing can go wrong!
550
00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:53,519
Nothing!
551
00:37:56,679 --> 00:37:57,919
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
552
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:01,199
Run, ya pervert! Run!
553
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:03,879
I said run!
554
00:38:09,319 --> 00:38:10,519
I can pee higher than you.
555
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,159
No you can't!
556
00:38:12,159 --> 00:38:13,279
Oh yes I can!
557
00:38:28,359 --> 00:38:29,759
Goodnight, sweet prince.
558
00:38:31,319 --> 00:38:32,559
Love ya, Dicks.
559
00:39:10,359 --> 00:39:13,479
O, so I says to him:
"I'm not telling” you nothin' pig!”
560
00:39:13,479 --> 00:39:14,879
"Go fucking' sizzle!"
561
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,159
Oi! And then his missus walked in
562
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:20,399
- and I had her right there through the bars, just fucking'...
- No, way!
563
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,079
What? Having' sex?
564
00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:24,039
I wanna have sex one day!
565
00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:26,399
Hans, mein boy!
566
00:39:27,079 --> 00:39:29,479
I heard you had a run in with the piggies, hmm?
567
00:39:29,479 --> 00:39:32,159
Yeah, they had to let me go though.
I didn't tell them nothin', I swear.
568
00:39:32,159 --> 00:39:34,119
Oh, I know you didn't Hans.
It's OK.
569
00:39:34,559 --> 00:39:36,359
Come here, relax.
- OK...
570
00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:38,479
Take a loads off.
571
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,759
So, you're not mad or anything?
572
00:39:45,759 --> 00:39:48,599
Mad? No! No!
573
00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:51,359
You did the right thing mein boy.
574
00:39:51,359 --> 00:39:54,279
After all, this is just business.
575
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:58,599
But you know the thing about business, Hans...
576
00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:01,999
You're only as strong as your weakest link.
577
00:40:02,799 --> 00:40:03,759
And you..
578
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,079
Are the weak link!
579
00:40:06,479 --> 00:40:08,119
I didn't tell them anything mate, I swear!
580
00:40:08,119 --> 00:40:09,679
You fucking shit.
581
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,079
You could have lead them right to us!
582
00:40:13,559 --> 00:40:15,999
They could have ruined everything.
583
00:40:19,039 --> 00:40:19,959
Oh, man!
584
00:40:24,799 --> 00:40:26,439
- Holy shit!
- Shit, what happened?...
585
00:40:26,439 --> 00:40:27,679
He just fucking' shot him!
586
00:40:34,879 --> 00:40:35,599
Bitch.
587
00:40:41,399 --> 00:40:42,679
That was pretty sick, but!
588
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,559
Yeah.. Yeah, really sick.
589
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:47,239
Really sick..
590
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,999
- Not having sex now, is he?
591
00:40:51,439 --> 00:40:52,279
So, um...
592
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,239
What are we gonna do about these bloody pigs?
593
00:40:57,039 --> 00:40:57,719
Dieter.
594
00:40:59,199 --> 00:41:00,599
Ja, mein Baron?
595
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,599
Find out everything you can
about our Mister "Jingles”.
596
00:41:12,399 --> 00:41:13,319
(Thunder storm)
597
00:41:14,279 --> 00:41:15,999
(evil laughter)
598
00:41:38,919 --> 00:41:40,679
Oi, mole..
599
00:41:52,839 --> 00:41:54,399
Don't ever call me..
600
00:41:54,639 --> 00:41:56,799
You are the worst witness ever..
601
00:41:56,799 --> 00:41:57,599
Ever..
602
00:41:57,959 --> 00:41:58,999
Ever..
603
00:41:58,999 --> 00:41:59,999
Ever..
604
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,239
"Me"
605
00:42:20,519 --> 00:42:21,559
Get a grip, woman.
606
00:42:21,879 --> 00:42:23,119
He's just a boy.
607
00:42:23,359 --> 00:42:24,439
He's just a boy..
608
00:42:25,359 --> 00:42:26,879
Just a really manly boy...
609
00:42:28,999 --> 00:42:30,759
Okay. Okay!
610
00:42:31,399 --> 00:42:32,439
Okay. Okay.
611
00:42:35,759 --> 00:42:37,839
Hello?
I thought I told you not to call me!
612
00:42:37,839 --> 00:42:39,239
Remember when I was a ghost, and I was in your bin?
613
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,759
Do not leave a message, all right?
614
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:44,919
It's gonna beep in a second,
so just hang up before that, OK?!
615
00:42:57,319 --> 00:42:58,599
Yes?
616
00:42:58,599 --> 00:43:02,599
Oh, hi! Sorry to bother you, mister, umm...
617
00:43:03,839 --> 00:43:05,159
...Foreign Man.
618
00:43:06,079 --> 00:43:09,199
I was just looking for Jangles,
he doesn't seem to be answering his...
619
00:43:09,199 --> 00:43:10,919
Yes I think he's dead or something.
620
00:43:12,599 --> 00:43:13,559
It's very sad.
621
00:43:14,839 --> 00:43:15,679
But, I'm alive.
622
00:43:16,919 --> 00:43:17,959
You should come over.
623
00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:23,959
And we can help each other through
these tough times.
624
00:43:28,359 --> 00:43:30,239
You're still there, aren't you?
625
00:43:43,279 --> 00:43:43,879
Hello?
626
00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:44,759
Hi!
627
00:43:45,559 --> 00:43:47,079
I was just looking for Jangles...
628
00:43:47,079 --> 00:43:49,159
He's gone missing, no one
knows where he is.
629
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:50,079
Who's this?
630
00:43:53,519 --> 00:43:57,319
I actually have some new information
about the case.
631
00:43:58,079 --> 00:44:01,079
But I can only tell it to Jangles,
so where is he?...
632
00:44:01,079 --> 00:44:03,439
What is it? What's the new information?
Please you have to tell me!
633
00:44:03,439 --> 00:44:04,199
Yeah..
634
00:44:04,439 --> 00:44:05,999
- But I was just..
- Please! We can meet up!
635
00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:07,159
- But I was just looking for jang...les
- Where do you live?
636
00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:08,079
Please!
637
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:09,519
We have to bring this guy down!
638
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:14,319
Hello? Hello?
639
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:24,199
I've had the boys searching the
high and low mein Baron...
640
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:28,599
But nobody has any idea where
our Mister Jangles is..
641
00:44:29,799 --> 00:44:33,079
Our sources tell us he has quit the
policing and has...
642
00:44:34,199 --> 00:44:35,359
Disappeared.
643
00:44:51,159 --> 00:44:52,879
We'll lure him out.
644
00:44:53,919 --> 00:44:57,239
To catch a piggy, all you have
to do is leave some bait.
645
00:44:57,879 --> 00:45:01,079
And what do piggies love
more than anything, Dieter?
646
00:45:02,919 --> 00:45:03,759
Poop?
647
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:05,319
Exactly!
648
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:10,039
We will leave a nice big trail
of shit for him.
649
00:45:10,759 --> 00:45:12,719
And he will come to us.
650
00:45:18,679 --> 00:45:19,959
OK, let's go.
651
00:45:54,519 --> 00:45:57,679
I look down and see a lot
of new faces here...
652
00:46:00,199 --> 00:46:01,519
Welcome!
653
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:09,479
Those of you who already work for me,
might notice that Hans, is no longer among you.
654
00:46:09,999 --> 00:46:15,079
I'm afraid to say that, Hans has
suffered an unfortunate case of...
655
00:46:15,879 --> 00:46:17,039
Death.
656
00:46:20,359 --> 00:46:22,399
Let that be a lesson to the lot of you!
657
00:46:22,919 --> 00:46:26,719
Nobody will get in the way of
what I am trying to accomplish!
658
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,319
Together, we will take over this country.
659
00:46:31,759 --> 00:46:33,959
Starting with Brisbane!
660
00:46:43,799 --> 00:46:47,839
But, there is a thorn in our side...
661
00:46:48,879 --> 00:46:54,319
A meddlesome little piggy, that I'm
sure, some of you are familiar with.
662
00:46:55,959 --> 00:46:58,199
Lieutenant Jingles?
663
00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:10,719
We need to send a message...
That anyone who tries to get in our way
664
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:14,679
will be crushed! Like a soda can
between the flexing bicep!
665
00:47:16,039 --> 00:47:19,119
We need to make an example of
this little pork chop.
666
00:47:20,359 --> 00:47:25,439
But, apparently, he's playing
the little game of hide and seeks.
667
00:47:27,639 --> 00:47:29,919
I want YOU to flush him out.
668
00:47:32,999 --> 00:47:35,559
Do, what you do best.
669
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:42,799
Turn this town inside out.
670
00:47:45,759 --> 00:47:49,959
I want Jangles' precious Brisbane,
to become a hell-hole
671
00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:51,999
of violence and chaos!
672
00:47:52,359 --> 00:47:55,199
I want to see destruction so bad
673
00:47:55,199 --> 00:47:57,119
that it gives Satan a stiffy!
674
00:47:59,319 --> 00:48:02,999
I want to bathe my smooth naked body
675
00:48:02,999 --> 00:48:05,959
in the blood and tears of your victims!
676
00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:12,159
I want to stroke myself to the
sight of all the mayhem
677
00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:13,639
that you unleash..
678
00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:18,759
Until I spunk in the face, of
every Man, Woman and Child!
679
00:48:30,879 --> 00:48:31,879
Now...
680
00:48:34,319 --> 00:48:36,359
This city is your bitch.
681
00:48:37,199 --> 00:48:39,319
Fuck her how you please.
682
00:48:47,799 --> 00:48:50,639
Police switchboards are being
flooded with phone calls.
683
00:48:50,919 --> 00:48:53,839
The crimes, outnumbering the
Police able to respond.
684
00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:56,799
It seems, that with Brisbane's
problem cop off the job,
685
00:48:57,039 --> 00:48:58,799
things are now worse than ever.
686
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,559
Was he really the one keeping
crime on a leash?
687
00:49:02,039 --> 00:49:05,719
We now go live to Dick Gaiman, who
is on the streets, in the heart of the storm.
688
00:49:07,279 --> 00:49:08,239
Thank you, Marion.
689
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,999
Good evening Brisbane, Dick Gaiman reporting.
690
00:49:10,999 --> 00:49:14,359
As you can see the city is in
a state of peril.
691
00:49:14,359 --> 00:49:18,879
We are several days into this crisis,
and there is no sign of an end in sight.
692
00:49:19,159 --> 00:49:23,239
Looting and property destruction, aren't
even amongst the worst of what's happening out here.
693
00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:27,959
There are several reports of murders,
and not just among civilians, Marion.
694
00:49:28,439 --> 00:49:32,039
We have received word that Police
are amongst the dead and wounded.
695
00:49:32,479 --> 00:49:38,199
- Who would have thought that all along Lieutenant Jangles was actually policing the-
- Oi! Fairy bread!
696
00:49:39,039 --> 00:49:41,279
We've got actual street thugs here Marion,
we're going to get an interview!
697
00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:43,639
Excuse me, gentlemen.
Why?
698
00:49:43,639 --> 00:49:45,479
Why are you doing this to our
beloved city?
699
00:49:51,439 --> 00:49:53,839
Let's talk about this please!
Please, I'm a reasonable Person-
700
00:49:56,199 --> 00:49:58,199
Where do you think
you're going', Princess?
701
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:09,519
Stiff luck there, Dick.
Let's hope he's OK.
702
00:50:09,879 --> 00:50:13,159
As the city burns, only one
question is on everyone's lips.
703
00:50:13,519 --> 00:50:16,839
When we actually need him,
where is Lieutenant Jangles?
704
00:50:20,679 --> 00:50:23,399
Do you want to know why
they call my penis
705
00:50:23,399 --> 00:50:25,319
"El Pepe de la MUERTE"?
706
00:50:25,319 --> 00:50:26,919
Why, Gonzales?
707
00:50:26,919 --> 00:50:28,759
Because it murders pussy.
708
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:33,159
You should come over for
ice cream some time.
709
00:50:33,159 --> 00:50:34,759
What flavours do you have?
710
00:50:35,799 --> 00:50:37,879
- Why won't you fucking work?!
711
00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:42,719
- Paper blockage?! What the fuck
is a paper blockage?!
712
00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:45,879
Bye.
713
00:50:47,639 --> 00:50:52,119
- You little bitch!
- Ehhhhh little buuudy. What's all the commotions?
714
00:50:52,119 --> 00:50:54,319
I can't get these
bloody computing machines to work!
715
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:56,599
And they say these things are the future..
716
00:50:56,879 --> 00:50:58,199
They're just a phase man.
717
00:50:58,479 --> 00:50:59,639
Like condoms.
718
00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,559
God, I hope so.
719
00:51:02,079 --> 00:51:05,239
Remember the '70's?
Things were so much simpler..
720
00:51:06,359 --> 00:51:07,239
Then..
721
00:51:14,839 --> 00:51:16,719
Fuck this!
I need to go clear my head.
722
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:20,759
Ride like a steed, little man.
723
00:52:32,839 --> 00:52:34,319
Yeah, yeah, yeah, righto.
724
00:52:35,799 --> 00:52:37,799
I understand perfectly Mr. Wheeler.
725
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,919
Yeah, I know the place.
726
00:52:42,679 --> 00:52:44,399
Well, this shouldn't
take too long anyway.
727
00:52:52,359 --> 00:52:54,919
Sorry about that mate, having' a bit
of a bloody chin wag,
728
00:52:55,599 --> 00:52:57,079
and I've got guests over!
729
00:52:57,879 --> 00:52:59,919
Aw, are you all right mate? You all right?
730
00:53:01,799 --> 00:53:05,159
Now, are you ready to spill
your bloody guts to me, or not?
731
00:53:07,879 --> 00:53:09,559
Aw, sorry.. Sorry mate.
732
00:53:09,959 --> 00:53:11,319
I had a bit of bloody "go-ey”...
733
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:14,799
Well, you technically haven't
asked me anything so...
734
00:53:17,119 --> 00:53:19,679
Looks like we've got a bit
of a bloody bad boy over here.
735
00:53:20,799 --> 00:53:23,079
And we know how to deal with bad boys...
736
00:53:27,999 --> 00:53:30,519
All right, let's find out which
little piggy went to market..
737
00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:36,039
And which little piggy, should
have done as he is bloody told!
738
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:41,399
Hey, Mark.
How do you rewind this video tape again?
739
00:53:42,479 --> 00:53:45,679
Dad?! I'm bloody busy all right?!
I'm bloody busy..
740
00:53:46,799 --> 00:53:48,079
Nice shirt, son.
741
00:53:50,919 --> 00:53:51,799
What's wrong with it?
742
00:53:52,439 --> 00:53:55,359
Nothing, where did you get it?
"Fairies R us"?
743
00:54:00,679 --> 00:54:03,399
That's funny is it?! Ey?!
Oh that's bloody funny!
744
00:54:03,639 --> 00:54:07,359
That's fucking' hysterical. All right, Well how's
this for bloody funny, huh? Ready?! Here we go!
745
00:54:11,159 --> 00:54:14,279
Well, there you go mate. As bloody promised.
746
00:54:16,759 --> 00:54:21,279
I got all I could, and uh, yeah,
should be enough to get you started.
747
00:54:24,039 --> 00:54:25,279
How'd you get all this?
748
00:54:26,039 --> 00:54:28,799
Ah you know mate, I got my, uh,
got my bloody ways.
749
00:54:30,759 --> 00:54:33,439
What? I'm a bloody criminal,
what do you want from me?
750
00:54:33,439 --> 00:54:35,559
You asked, and I delivered.
751
00:54:35,919 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaking of which, I do believe
there was a bloody payment involved...
752
00:54:38,239 --> 00:54:38,999
Oh, yeah, yeah.
753
00:54:39,839 --> 00:54:40,759
There ya go.
754
00:54:40,759 --> 00:54:41,639
Oh, ta!
755
00:54:49,999 --> 00:54:51,599
Ah. Bloody mothers milk, that!
756
00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:58,119
Anyway, I uh, I got a friend back home
and it'd be a bloody crime to keep him waiting.
757
00:55:00,959 --> 00:55:04,559
Well, fucking', see ya later mate!
Bloody...See ya later.
758
00:56:08,559 --> 00:56:09,399
Hey, Gonzales!
759
00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:11,839
Gonzales!
760
00:56:15,879 --> 00:56:17,039
What's up, my main man?
761
00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:20,199
I've been doing some investigating
and found dick loads of information.
762
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:21,039
Where's Jangles?
763
00:56:21,039 --> 00:56:22,479
No one knows where he is.
764
00:56:23,159 --> 00:56:26,479
He did say something about... Mexico.
765
00:56:26,839 --> 00:56:27,799
Mexico?!
766
00:56:28,159 --> 00:56:30,359
We'll go for the looking of Jangles
in the morning.
767
00:56:31,479 --> 00:56:32,519
But right now...
768
00:56:33,399 --> 00:56:37,719
I have some business to attend to.
- Gonzales!
769
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:40,519
- What are you doing?
- Yeah, come back to bed, papi...
770
00:56:40,519 --> 00:56:42,599
We're going to start without you...
771
00:56:46,559 --> 00:56:47,999
Oh, you lucky bastard!
772
00:56:47,999 --> 00:56:50,119
Come on in man.
It's a party!
773
00:56:50,519 --> 00:56:51,559
Yeah, all right.
774
00:56:52,599 --> 00:56:55,839
- Your, uh, junk still work?
- Does it even matter?
775
00:56:56,479 --> 00:56:58,159
Ha ha, I like you already my friend.
776
00:57:40,359 --> 00:57:41,879
What are you planning on doing to me?
777
00:57:41,879 --> 00:57:44,999
Don't you worry about
a thing, my friend.
778
00:58:46,879 --> 00:58:51,519
The tests are finalized.
The experiment was a complete success.
779
00:58:53,639 --> 00:58:56,719
I knew it would work.
I fucking told you, Dieter!
780
00:58:56,919 --> 00:59:01,279
My creation has finally come to fruition.
The perfect specimen.
781
00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:02,999
I must go and telling the Baron!
782
00:59:08,679 --> 00:59:11,599
Beefcake Serum
783
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:17,039
♪ Desperado, his name was Dickens ♪
784
00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:20,199
♪ he got shot in the dick &
785
00:59:20,199 --> 00:59:22,959
♪ and it flew off, in the street...♪
786
00:59:23,759 --> 00:59:24,919
I love you...
787
00:59:25,639 --> 00:59:26,519
I love her.
788
00:59:26,759 --> 00:59:27,639
You do?
789
00:59:28,399 --> 00:59:31,159
- She's not your daughter is she?
- No, she's my cousin.
790
00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:32,159
Excellent.
791
00:59:33,119 --> 00:59:35,159
Look at those giant fridges..
792
00:59:35,159 --> 00:59:37,359
I bet you could fit a lot
of meat in those things.
793
00:59:37,359 --> 00:59:38,519
That is true.
794
00:59:39,319 --> 00:59:40,799
I'm always true..
795
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:43,439
- Drink up. Drink up.
- True to myself.
796
00:59:45,919 --> 00:59:47,359
True to my friends.
797
00:59:48,639 --> 00:59:50,079
- Justice for all!
798
00:59:51,239 --> 00:59:52,759
And for all a goodnight.
799
00:59:55,439 --> 00:59:57,879
- I like you.
- I like YOU.
800
00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:01,239
- I'm a good man.
- Yes, you're a good man.
801
01:00:01,479 --> 01:00:02,359
The best!
802
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:07,079
Dickens was the best..
Now I'm number one! Number one favourite!
803
01:00:07,479 --> 01:00:09,439
Yes, you are my favourite.
804
01:00:10,279 --> 01:00:12,239
- You know what I love?
- What do you love?
805
01:00:12,239 --> 01:00:13,399
Attached dicks!
806
01:00:14,119 --> 01:00:17,799
When they're still on a man...
And not on the ground..
807
01:00:18,999 --> 01:00:19,879
Bleeding...
808
01:00:20,919 --> 01:00:23,719
- Drink up, sir.
- I love you.
809
01:00:24,919 --> 01:00:26,199
- Thanks mate.
- Cheers!
810
01:00:31,199 --> 01:00:31,999
To dicks!
811
01:00:31,999 --> 01:00:32,599
More coke!
812
01:00:32,599 --> 01:00:33,679
More duzzas!
813
01:00:33,679 --> 01:00:34,279
Yes!
814
01:00:34,279 --> 01:00:35,079
Where am I?
815
01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:35,879
I hate you!
816
01:00:35,879 --> 01:00:36,799
Justice.
817
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:37,599
Got any duzzas?
818
01:00:37,599 --> 01:00:38,719
Justice Brisbane!
819
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:40,199
It is hot as dicks in here.
820
01:00:40,199 --> 01:00:44,239
- Jangles! Jangles! Jangles!
- Jangles! Jangles!
821
01:00:44,919 --> 01:00:45,799
Fuck you!
822
01:00:46,399 --> 01:00:48,799
You're my best friend
random bartender man.
823
01:00:48,799 --> 01:00:51,319
That is deep mate, that is bloody deep.
824
01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:52,599
Deep as a dick.
825
01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:11,799
♪ Western Brisbane... Woodridge mama...♪
826
01:01:12,319 --> 01:01:14,279
Eh, Jangles, you gringo.
827
01:01:14,279 --> 01:01:17,839
♪ Take me home... Down Logan Road...♪
828
01:01:17,839 --> 01:01:19,439
Look at you man, Jesus!
829
01:01:20,359 --> 01:01:21,479
Rack off, Zorro!
830
01:01:22,799 --> 01:01:26,279
This is my new best friend,
"Beautiful bartender man".
831
01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:30,519
Meet: "crippled Dickens" and "foreign Jangles"!
832
01:01:31,239 --> 01:01:32,679
How'd you find me in Mexico?
833
01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:35,759
It's a Mexican restaurant man,
I can see your house from here.
834
01:01:36,319 --> 01:01:37,799
You know nothing of Mexico.
835
01:01:38,919 --> 01:01:42,639
They're a beautiful people. Simple.
They know the ways of love and..
836
01:01:43,399 --> 01:01:44,839
Ancient grains.
837
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:45,919
Wheels found you.
838
01:01:46,679 --> 01:01:48,839
Turns out the kid's got one
hell of a nose.
839
01:01:49,279 --> 01:01:51,559
Lose one sense, your others get stronger.
840
01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:55,199
By losing the sense of walking, my
other senses became superhuman.
841
01:01:55,519 --> 01:01:59,239
Listen man, Wheels found muchos informations
about the guys who killed Dickens.
842
01:01:59,599 --> 01:02:01,639
We're gonna crush them like a cock a roaches.
843
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:02,439
You coming?
844
01:02:03,639 --> 01:02:06,239
You had me at cock, mate.
You had me at cock.
845
01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:07,799
Here we go.
846
01:02:09,599 --> 01:02:11,639
Take me in your strong arms, wheelie boy.
847
01:02:11,639 --> 01:02:14,119
Ey, you didn't pay your bill!
848
01:02:14,519 --> 01:02:18,359
Sorry love, don't speak Mexican.
All right boys, Vamonos!
849
01:02:19,759 --> 01:02:23,559
(Curses in foreign)
850
01:02:23,799 --> 01:02:26,239
Come on, we gotta get you
in the best shape of your life.
851
01:02:53,639 --> 01:02:54,719
Piss weak
852
01:02:54,719 --> 01:02:55,879
Yeah, righto
853
01:02:55,879 --> 01:02:56,879
Mad cunt
854
01:04:24,719 --> 01:04:26,359
Good one pig!
855
01:05:35,679 --> 01:05:37,359
Thank you, thank you for coming back.
856
01:05:46,759 --> 01:05:49,799
The man, the mystery, the myth,
he is back ladies and gentlemen-
857
01:06:24,559 --> 01:06:29,079
The tests are complete.
Your specimen is ready, mein Baron.
858
01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:34,919
It's beautiful!
859
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:44,439
I'll hammer your fucking' brains
in you pervert!
860
01:07:44,439 --> 01:07:45,519
Oh, hello.
861
01:07:45,879 --> 01:07:46,679
Yes, mate?
862
01:07:47,999 --> 01:07:50,279
- You said "if I ever needed anything"...
- When??
863
01:07:50,599 --> 01:07:51,359
I...
864
01:07:52,719 --> 01:07:54,199
I don't want to be alone tonight.
865
01:07:54,199 --> 01:07:56,039
We're all alone in this cruel world, love.
866
01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:56,959
Get in here.
867
01:08:08,999 --> 01:08:11,039
- Oh, thank you.
- ..Yes..
868
01:08:15,519 --> 01:08:16,319
What's wrong?
869
01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:21,079
I don't know what is who anymore.
870
01:08:21,079 --> 01:08:23,039
If I'm not a cop, where am I?
871
01:08:23,559 --> 01:08:24,719
Maybe I am just a..
872
01:08:26,159 --> 01:08:27,439
..."Bloody pig"..
873
01:08:30,079 --> 01:08:32,999
...Bloody pig..
...Bloody pig..
874
01:08:39,999 --> 01:08:41,159
It's OK.
875
01:08:42,519 --> 01:08:44,279
Uhh.. Kissing's for Europeans.
876
01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:45,319
What do I look like, a Frenchman?
877
01:08:48,719 --> 01:08:49,479
Yes.
878
01:09:09,559 --> 01:09:11,399
Wait.. wait.. Wait for it...
879
01:09:11,399 --> 01:09:13,159
And... Yep, I've got a stiffy, let's go.
880
01:10:22,599 --> 01:10:24,399
There we go...
881
01:10:25,599 --> 01:10:27,679
We don't want you to burn now, do we?
882
01:10:30,919 --> 01:10:31,759
mein Baron!
883
01:10:32,079 --> 01:10:33,399
I must speak with you.
884
01:10:33,719 --> 01:10:35,679
It's "Uber urgent”.
885
01:10:37,639 --> 01:10:38,879
Thank you, Dieter.
886
01:10:39,879 --> 01:10:41,519
Excuse me for a moment.
887
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:52,719
That's all the information I could
uncover about our..
888
01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:54,679
...Mister Jingles.
889
01:10:56,879 --> 01:10:58,439
Very good work, Dieter.
890
01:10:59,559 --> 01:11:01,319
Oh, this is excellent!
891
01:11:04,879 --> 01:11:05,959
I'm afraid..
892
01:11:08,519 --> 01:11:10,199
...He's come back, mein Baron.
893
01:11:11,199 --> 01:11:13,479
Jingles is back!
894
01:11:18,239 --> 01:11:19,479
He's been training.
895
01:11:19,799 --> 01:11:21,919
And getting in the best shapes of his life!
896
01:11:22,559 --> 01:11:24,759
He is in the good shapes, isn't he?
897
01:11:26,239 --> 01:11:27,719
He, uh...
898
01:11:29,359 --> 01:11:30,679
has also been killing
899
01:11:30,999 --> 01:11:32,319
most of our men.
900
01:11:47,519 --> 01:11:49,279
This has gone on long enough!
901
01:11:50,319 --> 01:11:53,239
It's time to exterminate this
bacon ball once and for good!
902
01:11:53,479 --> 01:11:55,959
I want Jangles' fucking head in my lap!
903
01:11:55,959 --> 01:11:56,919
By sundown!
904
01:12:06,279 --> 01:12:09,319
- That was amazing!
- Holy shit, where'd you come from?!
905
01:12:12,959 --> 01:12:14,119
I'm covered in cum!
906
01:12:14,119 --> 01:12:16,039
- Aye man, get to the secret meeting place.
907
01:12:16,759 --> 01:12:17,879
- It's going down today.
908
01:12:18,199 --> 01:12:19,279
Fuck! Yes!
909
01:12:21,399 --> 01:12:22,399
Where are you going?
910
01:12:22,879 --> 01:12:24,479
Didn't you hear my secret phone call?
911
01:12:25,199 --> 01:12:26,199
I gotta go to work.
912
01:12:27,999 --> 01:12:29,879
You're going after those men, aren't you?
913
01:12:32,079 --> 01:12:34,759
Please don't go, it's too dangerous.
914
01:12:59,159 --> 01:13:00,559
I took these photos a few days ago.
915
01:13:00,559 --> 01:13:02,439
He's got a sweet mansion in Hawthorne.
916
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:04,199
That's the rich part of Brisbane, right?
917
01:13:04,599 --> 01:13:05,799
That's right, Gonzales.
918
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:08,799
But what caught my attention,
was the recent purchase
919
01:13:08,799 --> 01:13:11,079
of an abandoned railway yard in Ipswich.
920
01:13:11,079 --> 01:13:12,639
That's the bad part of Brisbane!
921
01:13:12,639 --> 01:13:14,039
That's also right, Gonzales.
922
01:13:14,759 --> 01:13:15,719
It's heavily guarded.
923
01:13:15,719 --> 01:13:17,799
So, the only point of entry,
is to storm the back, here.
924
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:21,839
Who's the beauty boy in the bathrobe?
925
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:23,759
He calls himself "The Baron".
926
01:13:24,519 --> 01:13:26,239
Real name "Adolf Von Schmidt".
927
01:13:26,519 --> 01:13:29,639
He's wanted in Europe and America
for all sorts of fucked up crimes.
928
01:13:30,039 --> 01:13:30,839
Like what?
929
01:13:31,119 --> 01:13:31,799
Kidnapping.
930
01:13:32,479 --> 01:13:33,359
Terrorism.
931
01:13:33,639 --> 01:13:35,599
And sex trafficking exotic animals.
932
01:13:36,279 --> 01:13:38,319
(Curses in foreign)
933
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:39,759
Oh yeah, gross.
934
01:13:41,079 --> 01:13:42,799
You don't fuck the animals, man!
935
01:13:43,839 --> 01:13:45,359
Security works in shifts
936
01:13:45,359 --> 01:13:47,719
and the best time to strike
is just before dawn.
937
01:13:48,079 --> 01:13:49,319
Right, OK..
938
01:13:49,319 --> 01:13:51,159
And... Who's this cunt?
939
01:14:24,279 --> 01:14:25,239
...What are we doing'?
940
01:14:33,359 --> 01:14:35,639
- Time to die, pig!
- Yeah, that's time!
941
01:14:40,879 --> 01:14:41,719
He's not here.
942
01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:45,559
Yeah, that's all right, we'll leave him
a bloody little present, won't we?
943
01:14:45,559 --> 01:14:46,559
- Yeah, man!
944
01:14:48,399 --> 01:14:50,559
How many times have I told you?
Don't bloody touch me!
945
01:14:50,959 --> 01:14:52,159
Get fucked.
946
01:14:54,039 --> 01:14:55,199
Yeah, get fucked.
947
01:14:59,799 --> 01:15:01,119
Hello? Pig hot line.
948
01:15:02,599 --> 01:15:03,639
Pig speaking.
949
01:15:11,959 --> 01:15:12,799
Fuck!
950
01:15:13,599 --> 01:15:15,599
- Now to leave that present I was talking about earlier.
951
01:15:24,879 --> 01:15:25,599
Magic..
952
01:15:28,639 --> 01:15:29,479
Rad poop.
953
01:15:30,719 --> 01:15:33,279
Oh hey, let's also leave this bomb here as well.
954
01:15:35,879 --> 01:15:37,159
Yeah... If you want...
955
01:15:38,519 --> 01:15:40,359
This is gonna be a blast!
956
01:15:42,439 --> 01:15:44,279
Now I need to make craps too..
957
01:15:44,759 --> 01:15:46,919
Oh man, I gotta make such a big poo-
958
01:15:47,399 --> 01:15:49,159
Well, well, well, look who it is.
959
01:15:49,559 --> 01:15:50,239
- What?
960
01:15:51,479 --> 01:15:52,079
Yeah.
961
01:15:52,279 --> 01:15:54,279
Don't you know pig dick's bad for your health, Love?
962
01:15:55,999 --> 01:15:57,479
- Let's get her.
- Yeah, let's get her.
963
01:16:05,799 --> 01:16:07,719
Oi, Pig!
964
01:16:20,199 --> 01:16:21,279
Oh, dicks!
965
01:16:41,279 --> 01:16:44,239
No! My Posters! My beautiful posters!
966
01:18:03,759 --> 01:18:04,879
How much time have we got?
967
01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:07,559
25 minutes.
968
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:10,919
Perfect.
969
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:40,119
Hello?
970
01:18:40,679 --> 01:18:42,159
I've got something I need to get out.
971
01:18:43,439 --> 01:18:45,159
I've been holding it in a long time.
972
01:18:46,279 --> 01:18:48,079
Who the fuck is this?!
973
01:18:54,319 --> 01:18:58,599
If I find out who the fuck this is,
I'll jam this phone, right up your a-
974
01:18:59,079 --> 01:18:59,759
Dickhead...
975
01:19:01,199 --> 01:19:01,879
- Hey!
976
01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:04,519
- Who said you could use the phone?!
977
01:19:11,719 --> 01:19:13,359
Dirty little rule breaker.
978
01:21:19,199 --> 01:21:21,879
Wait, wait, What the fuck are
these two girls dicks doing here?!
979
01:21:21,879 --> 01:21:22,919
I called them.
980
01:21:23,519 --> 01:21:25,159
We need all the help we can get, man.
981
01:21:25,159 --> 01:21:27,959
Yeah, look Jangles.
I know we don't get along.
982
01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:30,559
But if they attack one of us,
they attack all of us.
983
01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:31,719
We're here to help you, mate.
984
01:21:31,999 --> 01:21:35,199
All right, we'll be best friends,
but you've got to promise not to betray us!
985
01:21:35,199 --> 01:21:37,039
As long as you promise not to
hurt us anymore.
986
01:21:37,039 --> 01:21:39,039
No! I don't make promises, honestly,
987
01:21:39,039 --> 01:21:41,639
I was just about to punch you in the dick,
so shut your mouth!
988
01:21:42,839 --> 01:21:45,159
All right, everyone, best friends?
Let's go.
989
01:22:14,399 --> 01:22:17,119
♪ Heart breaker... Law maker...♪
990
01:22:17,519 --> 01:22:19,399
Look, Wheels, I'm a teen heart throb!
991
01:22:19,399 --> 01:22:20,679
Wheels, look!
992
01:22:41,519 --> 01:22:42,239
Gross!
993
01:22:51,519 --> 01:22:52,559
OK, ladies.
994
01:22:53,319 --> 01:22:54,359
Let's split up!
995
01:22:54,759 --> 01:22:55,519
Wait!
996
01:22:55,919 --> 01:22:56,959
Something's not right.
997
01:22:56,959 --> 01:22:57,879
It's too quiet.
998
01:22:58,199 --> 01:22:58,919
- Is it though?
999
01:22:59,159 --> 01:23:00,239
It is almost as if...
1000
01:23:03,439 --> 01:23:04,679
- ...They're expecting us...
- Who?
1001
01:23:04,679 --> 01:23:08,279
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the "super piggies".
1002
01:23:09,479 --> 01:23:10,639
Oh, shit, it's a trap!
1003
01:23:11,239 --> 01:23:13,199
Well, it's not the fucking
"welcoming committee”.
1004
01:23:13,999 --> 01:23:14,719
Probably.
1005
01:23:17,359 --> 01:23:18,799
Get them!
1006
01:23:55,519 --> 01:23:56,559
Where's Rimmer & Jurgen son?
1007
01:23:56,559 --> 01:23:58,319
I dunno, just keep shooting' cunts!
1008
01:24:21,199 --> 01:24:22,399
All right, now it's on!
1009
01:24:43,079 --> 01:24:43,799
Come here, dickhead!
1010
01:24:48,559 --> 01:24:49,359
Hammer time!
1011
01:25:01,559 --> 01:25:02,679
You're fucked now, pig!
1012
01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:05,439
No fucking' way!
1013
01:25:07,599 --> 01:25:08,959
My fucking' guts, man!
1014
01:25:11,359 --> 01:25:12,119
Ah, fuck!
1015
01:25:15,079 --> 01:25:16,599
No, what have you done? No!
1016
01:25:33,439 --> 01:25:34,759
Fucking' mongrel!
1017
01:25:38,319 --> 01:25:39,119
There you fucking' are!
1018
01:25:39,119 --> 01:25:40,559
- Oh shit, he's coming.
- Let's get out of here!
1019
01:25:40,559 --> 01:25:41,959
- You go, I'll save you.
1020
01:25:42,199 --> 01:25:43,959
- Good man.
- Go on! Get out of here!
1021
01:25:43,959 --> 01:25:45,039
- You, ya cunt!
- Yeah?
1022
01:25:45,039 --> 01:25:47,079
- Out of my way you blonde wanker!
- No way!
1023
01:25:48,199 --> 01:25:49,119
Yeah, see that?
1024
01:25:50,439 --> 01:25:51,319
Ah, dicks!
1025
01:25:52,519 --> 01:25:54,239
Ah, ball sacks!
1026
01:25:57,079 --> 01:25:58,199
Let's dance, pig.
1027
01:25:58,719 --> 01:26:00,559
It's the '80's mate, dancing's illegal.
1028
01:26:02,759 --> 01:26:04,199
Haven't you seen Footloose?
1029
01:26:05,079 --> 01:26:06,039
Or Dirty Dancing?
1030
01:26:07,239 --> 01:26:08,079
Or the other one... uh...
1031
01:26:09,999 --> 01:26:10,639
Roadhouse!
1032
01:26:12,799 --> 01:26:13,719
Fuck, I'm good.
1033
01:26:15,039 --> 01:26:16,119
Ah, yes!
1034
01:26:17,519 --> 01:26:18,399
Ah, dicks!
1035
01:26:30,759 --> 01:26:31,839
Motherfucker!
1036
01:26:43,719 --> 01:26:44,559
My pants...
1037
01:26:45,599 --> 01:26:47,599
My favourite pants!
1038
01:26:59,239 --> 01:27:00,919
You're fucking' crazy, mate..
1039
01:27:04,079 --> 01:27:05,879
Those were $3,000 pants, man!
1040
01:27:15,839 --> 01:27:18,079
Well, if it isn't my favourite pig.
1041
01:27:18,799 --> 01:27:21,559
Ah, what the fuck man?
My beautiful brain!
1042
01:27:22,119 --> 01:27:23,639
Are, you cunts working' for him?
1043
01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:25,359
Well, he pays better than the city does.
1044
01:27:25,599 --> 01:27:28,479
Yeah, that's right, we've been
working' for him all along.
1045
01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:30,319
Sorry to disappoint you, Wangles!
1046
01:27:30,919 --> 01:27:33,399
You've got a lot to learn about
best friendship, I'll tell you that.
1047
01:27:34,319 --> 01:27:35,479
Ergh, fuck!
1048
01:27:38,719 --> 01:27:39,959
That's for wrecking' my Honda.
1049
01:27:41,639 --> 01:27:42,999
That's for killing my mates!
1050
01:27:43,319 --> 01:27:44,359
What mates?
1051
01:27:47,959 --> 01:27:49,639
And that's for Jimmy Barnes.
1052
01:27:50,039 --> 01:27:50,839
Ugh, what?!
1053
01:27:53,959 --> 01:27:56,559
Get ready to swallow my gun cum,
you bloody pig.
1054
01:27:59,759 --> 01:28:01,479
Jangles don't swallow, dickhead.
1055
01:28:14,359 --> 01:28:15,679
Eh, buckskin'.. Down ya go!
1056
01:28:16,639 --> 01:28:18,079
Ah, fuck, get him off me!
1057
01:28:18,359 --> 01:28:20,279
Help! I think he's got a stiffy!
1058
01:28:23,399 --> 01:28:24,399
That was gross!
1059
01:28:25,479 --> 01:28:26,159
You right mate?
1060
01:28:26,159 --> 01:28:27,959
Yeah, yeah, I think so... You got a duzza?
1061
01:28:28,359 --> 01:28:30,039
Nah, just, one for myself, ya know.
1062
01:28:30,239 --> 01:28:31,679
You are a shit friend.
1063
01:28:32,119 --> 01:28:34,039
Oh yeah, better than the bloody
other ones you got.
1064
01:28:34,319 --> 01:28:36,319
- Slightly!
- What about your fucking' other friends?!
1065
01:28:39,239 --> 01:28:39,919
Oh, fuck.
1066
01:28:39,919 --> 01:28:40,679
What?
1067
01:28:43,559 --> 01:28:46,119
Oh, ball sacks!
1068
01:28:47,959 --> 01:28:49,479
Jangles! Watch out!
1069
01:29:00,039 --> 01:29:01,479
No! Wheels! Mate!
1070
01:29:04,719 --> 01:29:05,599
Knife time!
1071
01:29:16,999 --> 01:29:17,879
Wheels, are you all right?
1072
01:29:17,879 --> 01:29:18,679
Where are you hit?
1073
01:29:18,679 --> 01:29:20,279
- I was hit in the leg.
- Is your dick OK?!
1074
01:29:20,279 --> 01:29:21,279
I was hit in the leg!
1075
01:29:21,279 --> 01:29:22,439
I can't go through this again!
1076
01:29:22,439 --> 01:29:23,519
I was hit in the leg..
1077
01:29:24,279 --> 01:29:25,919
I don't think I'll ever walk again!
1078
01:29:28,839 --> 01:29:30,399
You would've done the same for me.
1079
01:29:31,399 --> 01:29:32,759
Yeah... Probably.
1080
01:29:39,079 --> 01:29:40,679
I need an ambulance!
1081
01:29:42,679 --> 01:29:43,759
You need a coffin!
1082
01:29:49,119 --> 01:29:50,559
I hate to break up the sausage fest,
1083
01:29:50,559 --> 01:29:52,319
but the fruity fucker's getting away.
1084
01:29:53,039 --> 01:29:53,719
Oh yeah.
1085
01:29:55,239 --> 01:29:57,319
Jangles, by the way,
1086
01:29:57,599 --> 01:29:58,839
we have your woman.
1087
01:29:59,759 --> 01:30:00,559
Who is she?!
1088
01:30:03,799 --> 01:30:05,159
You son of a bitch!
1089
01:30:05,359 --> 01:30:06,199
Oh yeah, her.
1090
01:30:06,199 --> 01:30:07,359
I gave sex to her.
1091
01:30:07,559 --> 01:30:08,519
It was fine.
1092
01:30:11,559 --> 01:30:14,439
I have one more surprise for you little piggies.
1093
01:30:16,359 --> 01:30:17,679
I have created
1094
01:30:17,679 --> 01:30:20,079
the most ultimate specimen.
1095
01:30:20,559 --> 01:30:22,679
The first, of an army of perfect men.
1096
01:30:22,999 --> 01:30:26,119
Composed of the DNA from the most fittest beefcakes,
1097
01:30:26,399 --> 01:30:28,759
using the power of science and computers!
1098
01:30:32,759 --> 01:30:35,639
90 kg of solid muscle!
1099
01:30:36,359 --> 01:30:37,799
2% body fat.
1100
01:30:37,799 --> 01:30:39,599
100% man.
1101
01:30:40,039 --> 01:30:44,239
Try your luck, with the ultimate BEEFCAKE!
1102
01:30:49,639 --> 01:30:51,119
Holy Pinata!
1103
01:30:51,359 --> 01:30:52,159
Yes...
1104
01:30:57,759 --> 01:30:58,959
Yeah, righto.
1105
01:31:00,519 --> 01:31:01,759
Yes!
1106
01:31:14,719 --> 01:31:15,519
Dick punch!
1107
01:31:15,759 --> 01:31:17,319
Ah, fuck! What the hell?!
1108
01:31:41,439 --> 01:31:42,319
Woah, boy!
1109
01:31:55,679 --> 01:31:57,439
Gonzales, go get those tubes!
1110
01:31:57,439 --> 01:31:59,359
- Jangles, get that rope!
- Righto!
1111
01:32:02,199 --> 01:32:02,919
Rope!
1112
01:32:08,319 --> 01:32:09,759
Eat science, pendejo!
1113
01:32:29,159 --> 01:32:30,839
No!
My beefcake!
1114
01:32:32,159 --> 01:32:33,839
Right, your turn!
1115
01:32:34,839 --> 01:32:36,559
Not so fast, little piggy!
1116
01:32:36,759 --> 01:32:38,119
Now you have a choice:
1117
01:32:38,519 --> 01:32:41,119
You can get me, or save the girl!
1118
01:32:41,719 --> 01:32:42,999
Once this timer goes off
1119
01:32:42,999 --> 01:32:45,799
she'll be zapped with a thousand volts of electricity!
1120
01:32:46,719 --> 01:32:47,639
Yes!
1121
01:32:48,319 --> 01:32:49,519
Yep, righto.
1122
01:32:50,079 --> 01:32:51,199
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1123
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:55,359
Later, love! Oi, get back here!
1124
01:33:06,439 --> 01:33:07,199
Shit!
1125
01:33:07,799 --> 01:33:08,919
He's coming behind us!
1126
01:33:10,199 --> 01:33:11,399
Freeze, fuckheads!
1127
01:33:11,719 --> 01:33:14,679
You fucking swine, why couldn't you just leave us alone?!
Hmm?!
1128
01:33:14,919 --> 01:33:16,719
Ja, you homophobic asshole!
1129
01:33:20,759 --> 01:33:22,439
...But we're not gay, Dieter...
1130
01:33:23,119 --> 01:33:24,119
We're not?
1131
01:33:27,599 --> 01:33:29,719
Time to die.
A dick for a dick.
1132
01:33:29,919 --> 01:33:31,839
You fucking cunt faced piece of shit!
1133
01:33:31,839 --> 01:33:32,959
I'll see you in hell!
1134
01:33:32,959 --> 01:33:34,519
Not if I see you first!
1135
01:33:36,479 --> 01:33:38,799
What are you going to do, huh?
Shoot me?
1136
01:33:40,399 --> 01:33:41,679
You are a man of the law.
1137
01:33:42,239 --> 01:33:45,399
You arrest me, my lawyers will have me out by morning.
1138
01:33:57,079 --> 01:33:58,439
A dick for a dick.
1139
01:34:04,879 --> 01:34:05,719
Take that!
1140
01:34:13,239 --> 01:34:15,199
Oi! Where the fuck do you think you're going?!
1141
01:34:15,959 --> 01:34:16,839
I surrender!
1142
01:34:17,599 --> 01:34:18,679
Fuck oath you do!
1143
01:34:22,479 --> 01:34:23,479
Justice!
1144
01:34:32,159 --> 01:34:33,599
You know what would've been funny?
1145
01:34:35,439 --> 01:34:36,879
You should've said "eat a dick", man.
1146
01:34:38,359 --> 01:34:39,319
Fuck!
1147
01:34:43,999 --> 01:34:45,719
(gasp) A poster!
1148
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:50,359
Treasure... I knew that little prick had treasure!
1149
01:34:50,599 --> 01:34:52,439
(giggles) Yes!
1150
01:34:55,159 --> 01:34:59,599
Well mate, better bloody get out of here
before your cop friends show up.
1151
01:34:59,959 --> 01:35:02,439
Yeah, thanks for blasting those two dickheads.
1152
01:35:03,359 --> 01:35:04,319
No worries, mate.
1153
01:35:04,319 --> 01:35:05,319
Well, see ya.
1154
01:35:07,679 --> 01:35:09,399
- Take care, Cruz!
- You too, Mark!
1155
01:35:09,999 --> 01:35:10,759
Good man.
1156
01:35:10,759 --> 01:35:11,759
The best!
1157
01:35:16,719 --> 01:35:19,199
What the fuck has happened here?!
1158
01:35:20,279 --> 01:35:23,159
Jangles, you've fucking gone and done it this time!
1159
01:35:23,479 --> 01:35:25,239
I do it every time Chief, I'm the best!
1160
01:35:25,559 --> 01:35:27,279
Chief, it wasn't Jangles' fault.
1161
01:35:27,599 --> 01:35:29,879
Rimmer & Jurgen son were working
for that German prick.
1162
01:35:30,479 --> 01:35:31,359
Is that right Jangles?
1163
01:35:31,679 --> 01:35:33,519
Ah, yeah, probably.
1164
01:35:34,479 --> 01:35:36,239
You've got no respect for authority.
1165
01:35:36,799 --> 01:35:41,119
You cause the tax payers thousands of dollars damage
on a daily basis!
1166
01:35:41,119 --> 01:35:44,839
You're a reckless, arrogant, son of a fucking bitch!
1167
01:35:46,919 --> 01:35:50,159
But I'll be goddamned if you're not the best cop I've ever seen.
1168
01:35:51,319 --> 01:35:52,039
Here kid.
1169
01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:54,519
You're gonna be needing this.
1170
01:35:58,759 --> 01:36:01,039
Stop standing around sucking each other's cocks,
1171
01:36:01,039 --> 01:36:02,479
and get to work!
1172
01:36:02,679 --> 01:36:05,079
What the fuck is wrong with you bloody people?
1173
01:36:06,399 --> 01:36:07,479
Oh shit!
1174
01:36:08,439 --> 01:36:09,399
What about the girl?
1175
01:36:11,199 --> 01:36:12,439
Oh yeah, you right mate?
1176
01:36:18,759 --> 01:36:20,479
Quit farting' around back there woman.
1177
01:36:20,479 --> 01:36:21,719
I haven't got all day!
1178
01:36:28,119 --> 01:36:29,559
- Oi, ya piss weak cunt...
1179
01:36:45,999 --> 01:36:47,399
Mate, mate, mate...
1180
01:37:12,519 --> 01:37:13,039
Then I ripped his dick off
1181
01:37:13,039 --> 01:37:13,959
shoved it in his mouth
1182
01:37:13,959 --> 01:37:15,279
and I said: "eat a dick, cunt!"
1183
01:37:19,239 --> 01:37:19,999
It was the best!
1184
01:37:19,999 --> 01:37:20,959
Everybody laughed!
1185
01:37:25,679 --> 01:37:26,599
Didn't ya?!
1186
01:40:28,679 --> 01:40:31,999
Bloody pigs!
83284
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