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♪ frozen in a time and space divide ♪
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♪ but how would the universe survive? ♪
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♪ duck dodgers of the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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♪ protecting the powerless and the weak ♪
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♪ duck dodgers is fighting tyranny ♪
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♪ in the 24th
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And 1/2 century ♪
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- I have the codes, sir.
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- why are you whispering?
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- I was at a concert last night.
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Lost my voice.
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It was a great show.
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- just give me the codes.
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- fresh ground pepper, sir?
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- may I help you, sir?
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- you?
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What are you doing here?
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Get out of my mind!
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Huh?
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Stop him!
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He has the codes!
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(alarm)
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- sweet or salty?
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Sweet or salty?
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Hmm.
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Hey, wait your turn, bub.
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Back off, buster.
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You can't borrow a quarter.
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In fact, I need to borrow
A quarter from you...
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Please.
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- looks like you're not
As smart as you think you are,
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Manobrain.
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- eew.
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A brain?
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Gross.
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- wrong as always, I.Q.
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I'm exactly as smart
As I think I am.
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- I played the fife
In marching band.
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(chuckles)
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- the fife?
And you're still alive?
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- cut that out!
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Seriously,
I've never played the fife.
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I don't even know
What a fife looks like.
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I played sports
With electrical orbs
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And long, hefty cudgels,
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And I was good.
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I mean it.
Knock it off.
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- do it again!
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Wait, let me get
A camera first.
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This light's getting
Awfully hot.
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Makes you just want to spill
The beans, don't it, chump?
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All right, I confess!
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Sometimes I drink mayonnaise
Straight from the jar.
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- let's not play mind games,
Manobrain.
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We both know those codes
Will open the personal closet
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Of the president
Of outer space.
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- you haven't changed
A bit since college...
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Up-tight, repressed,
High-strung,
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You're even still wearing
Those ridiculous gloves.
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- and you're still the same
Worthless, treacherous,
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Over-sized ball of gray matter
You were in college.
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- wait, you guys went
To the same universit...
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Universit...Alma mater?
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- we were roommates
In the dorm.
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Our room was known
As the "Think tank."
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- brother.
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That must have been
The most boring room on campus.
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- no, it was a congress
Of bold ideas
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And innovative theories.
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Anyway, after we graduated,
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We worked together
For the protectorate
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Until manobrain falsely
Accused me of betrayal.
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- you did betray me.
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- I did not!
- brother.
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That must have been
The most boring lab on earth.
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- never mind how boring we were.
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We need those codes
In case the president
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Locks himself
Inside his closet.
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- presidential blue.
I wonder what would happen
If I wore yellow...
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I mean, besides impeachment.
Uh-oh.
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- no, I can't believe it either.
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We'll be there
As soon as possible.
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- I bet you like
Two sugars, huh?
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Well, there's only one
Sugar in there,
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And that's as good
As it gets
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Until you tell us what
We want to know, smart guy.
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- manobrain,
If you don't give us the codes,
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The president of outer space
Will suffocate
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And you will be
Charged with his murder.
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- and you don't want
Murder on your resume.
Trust me.
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- I cannot give that
Which I do not possess.
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- what do you mean?
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You stole the codes
From my brain.
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- and hid them in his brain.
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- guys, look at
This great suction hat
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I found in the bathroom.
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- ok, so get them out.
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- have you ever been in there?
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It's a disaster.
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No offense.
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- none taken.
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- the president will run out
Of air in 8 hours.
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We must find those codes.
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- well,
If you don't believe me,
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You're welcome to join me.
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- fine.
We'll all go.
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- good luck
Trying to get in there.
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Last time manobrain
Took me by surprise.
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This time my brain is ready.
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Nothing gets in or out
Without my...
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Come on in,
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The brain's fine.
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- so, where do we start?
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- let's ask a local.
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Fascinating.
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This must be dodger's id,
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An embodiment of dodger's
Most basic desires
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And instincts.
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- how can you misspell "Id"?
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- idd?
That me.
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Me write name on sign
So me not forget it.
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Me smart...And hungry.
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- if I rember freud correctly,
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And I do,
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Dodger's conscience,
Or super ego,
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Must be here somewhere.
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- halt, villainous intruders,
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Or face the might of super ego!
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- oh, we're not evil.
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We're friends.
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- very well,
If you say you're not evil,
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That's good enough for me.
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(laughs)
- great.
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Dodger's ego
Should arrive any minute.
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I can't wait.
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- what's ego?
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- ego is how dodger
Sees himself.
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(car horn honks)
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- whoa-hey!
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The name's go...
E-go.
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- this experience
Might finally reveal
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What makes
Captain dodgers tick.
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He's so complicated,
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Like a mystery wrapped
In a riddle inside an enigma.
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- I'd say he's more like
A half-wit wrapped
In a hot dog bun
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Inside a coloring book.
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- we have just over 7 hours
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Before the president
Runs out of air.
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He must be scared to death.
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- well, that's the last
Of my shoes.
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Hmm.
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- how can none of you
Know where the codes are?
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This is dodger's brain.
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How big can it be?
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- maybe we can bribe them
With something,
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Like a ball of yarn.
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- good thinking.
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Listen, dodgerses,
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If you help us find the codes,
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We'll give you a present.
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- present!
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Follow me.
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Me find codes...
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And gravy!
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Slide fast.
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Keep hands and feet
Inside at all times.
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- aah!
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- I'm not going in there.
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This robe is velvet.
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Whoa!
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- scaredy brain.
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Whee!
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- codes this way.
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Gravy, too.
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- look at this.
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It's ruined.
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- hey, that's captain dodgers.
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I had no idea he came
From such humble beginnings.
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Maybe this is why
He's so bad with money.
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He never had any
When he was young.
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- you're not going to eat that
Whole pea yourselves, are you?
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(bell rings)
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- hey, dinner's ready
At my house.
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Thanks for the grub,
Mr. And mrs. Neighbor.
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(crying)
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- idd, where are the codes?
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- here codes.
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Where present?
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And what, no gravy?
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- we said codes,
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Not "Bones,"
You neanderthal.
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- oh, me not know
Where those are.
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- wait, you're looking
For codes?
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I know where they are!
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Follow me!
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Aren't you coming?
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- we can't fly.
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- you can't?
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Well, that's a curveball.
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Very well, hop on.
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(screaming)
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Another perfect landing.
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This is the spot.
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Dig, my flightless
Outlander friends.
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The only thing standing
Between us and victory is dirt!
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- I remember this,
It's captain dodger's
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First battle
Against the martians.
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- we surrender.
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Our army is
No match for you,
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Brave, impossibly handsome,
Captain dodgers.
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- I accept your surrender.
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00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:03,297
If it helps,
You never had a chance.
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- oh, thank you, my master.
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00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,336
- I love thee, captain dodgers.
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00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,337
If only I were worthy
To be the wife
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Of so great a hero.
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But alas, I am not.
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- you're right.
I can do better.
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- this is not
What really happened.
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- oh?
And how would you know?
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- I was there.
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- I don't think so.
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00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:29,457
The only other person here
Is the cadet.
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- good even...Good even...
Good even...
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Buenos noches.
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00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:37,398
- that is not me.
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00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:39,199
- I know.
That's the cadet.
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00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,968
- no, it's not.
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You turn that me
Into me me right now.
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- last time I checked,
This was my brain,
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And it still is...
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00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,179
Unless my lease is up.
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Is it?
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00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:58,218
- everyone, stop digging!
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00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,720
Here's the gold!
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00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:03,057
All in a day's work
For super ego!
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- you super imbecile,
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00:12:04,259 --> 00:12:06,361
We need codes, not gold.
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00:12:06,394 --> 00:12:09,030
- perhaps this
Will change your minds.
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00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:14,063
It's chocolate,
And it's delicious.
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00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:16,670
- we only have 4 hours left.
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00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:21,575
I just hope the president
Is holding up.
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00:12:21,609 --> 00:12:23,077
- oh, no!
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This looks dreadful on me.
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00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:35,255
- I know exactly where
The codes are, gentlemen.
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Get in.
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- this must be dodger's
Ultimate fantasy.
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I've never been more afraid.
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- howdy, strangers.
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00:12:55,476 --> 00:12:56,978
What can I do you for?
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Today's special
Is nightcrawlers.
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00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:02,449
- this is his ultimate fantasy,
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00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:03,918
To run a bait shop?
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00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,287
- a failing bait shop,
Apparently.
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00:13:06,387 --> 00:13:10,258
- aren't you hollywood star
Loni anderson?
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00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:13,293
- yes, and if you think
This is a bad fantasy,
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Imagine how I feel.
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I have to live here
And be his wife.
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00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:20,435
Please, save me.
260
00:13:20,468 --> 00:13:22,770
Please, please, please.
Oh, take me.
261
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,138
Don't leave me here please.
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00:13:24,172 --> 00:13:25,239
Please save me.
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00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,741
Oh, no, don't go.
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00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,776
- dodgers,
Do you have the codes?
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00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,178
- sure do.
266
00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:33,014
They're free with every pound
Of bait you buy.
267
00:13:33,114 --> 00:13:34,315
- we don't need bait.
268
00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:35,783
We just want the codes.
269
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,752
- sorry.
If you want the codes,
270
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,787
You got to buy some bait.
271
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,422
- ok.
272
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,590
Are the minnows lively?
273
00:13:42,656 --> 00:13:44,324
- just pick something.
274
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:45,325
- do you have honey?
275
00:13:45,359 --> 00:13:46,260
Oh, no, wait.
276
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,327
That's bees.
277
00:13:47,361 --> 00:13:48,162
Ooh, crawdads!
278
00:13:48,196 --> 00:13:51,599
- we'll take the minnows...
279
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,268
And the crawdads.
280
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:56,771
- would you like
A side of leeches?
281
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,973
- just give us the codes.
282
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,341
- your toads, gentlemen.
283
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:04,177
(croaking)
284
00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,345
- toads?
285
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:06,847
Toads!
286
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:10,484
What's wrong
With this brain?
287
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,486
- we only have 3 hours left.
288
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,854
We've got to keep looking.
289
00:14:13,955 --> 00:14:16,624
- if you're in a rush
To see the sights,
290
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,526
You should take
The guided tour.
291
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,796
It's only 12 astrobucks
Per person...
292
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:23,397
With a paid purchase.
293
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:24,465
- help!
294
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,532
- please, please!
295
00:14:25,566 --> 00:14:28,566
Don't leave me here!
296
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:33,207
- welcome.
297
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,576
This dodger's brain tours.
298
00:14:35,676 --> 00:14:38,579
Out left side,
You see animals.
299
00:14:38,679 --> 00:14:41,348
On right, animals.
300
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,383
Questions?
301
00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:43,818
- if you'll direct
Your attention
302
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,219
To the front of the tram,
303
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:48,522
You'll see some perfectly
Sculpted muscles.
304
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,091
Enjoy the view.
305
00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:52,392
- how much do they pay you
To work with this guy?
306
00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:54,095
- I'm not sure.
307
00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:57,064
Captain dodgers invests
My paycheck in real estate.
308
00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:58,565
He says
It's for my own good.
309
00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:00,534
- how's that working for you?
310
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,937
- not good.
Not good at all.
311
00:15:03,037 --> 00:15:06,341
- welcome to
The miracle of dodgers,
312
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,709
A celebration of
The most important being
313
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,511
In the universe...
314
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,712
Me.
315
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,080
- you know,
I've been trying to find
316
00:15:13,114 --> 00:15:15,616
A logical structure
In dodger's mind,
317
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,518
Or logic period.
318
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,919
- and?
319
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,521
- it's futile.
320
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,023
See for yourself.
321
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,457
- on left side...
322
00:15:23,557 --> 00:15:25,507
Hey, that me!
323
00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:34,035
- faster, slaves.
The photographer
From "Pyramid and garden"
324
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,470
Will be here any minute.
325
00:15:35,570 --> 00:15:39,307
- this fool has greater
Delusions of grandeur than I do.
326
00:15:39,407 --> 00:15:43,410
No small feat,
I assure you.
327
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,578
- buy me right now
328
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,980
And you get a me ice tray
329
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,883
For only 3,000
Astrodollars.
330
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,586
That's 3,000 times
What it's worth.
331
00:15:51,619 --> 00:15:55,288
You'd have to be crazy
To pass up a deal this good.
332
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:56,491
Call now.
333
00:15:56,591 --> 00:15:58,226
- offer not valid
Outside of dodger's brain
334
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,427
Or in the states of vermont
Or west virginia.
335
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,296
- no, we're missing
Something here.
336
00:16:02,397 --> 00:16:04,332
I just can't put
My finger on it.
337
00:16:04,432 --> 00:16:06,800
- is anybody actually rowing?
338
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:09,436
Because we haven't
Moved an inch.
339
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,974
- stop!
340
00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:16,010
- it's the lab
I shared with I.Q.
341
00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,445
When I worked
For the protectorate.
342
00:16:17,478 --> 00:16:19,647
- you're right.
Remarkable.
343
00:16:19,748 --> 00:16:24,748
- this is it,
The day everything changed,
344
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,855
The day I.Q. Betrayed me,
345
00:16:27,955 --> 00:16:29,490
Forcing me to quit
The protectorate
346
00:16:29,591 --> 00:16:31,992
And become
A criminal mastermind.
347
00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:34,661
- I told you then
And I'll tell you now,
348
00:16:34,695 --> 00:16:36,663
I didn't betray you!
349
00:16:36,697 --> 00:16:38,199
- we'll see about that.
350
00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,002
Don't you remember, I.Q.?
351
00:16:40,102 --> 00:16:43,371
This is the day I finally
Completed my miracle diet
Pill...
352
00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:45,606
A pill that enabled people
To eat whatever they wanted
353
00:16:45,673 --> 00:16:49,677
Without gaing a pound.
354
00:16:49,677 --> 00:16:51,545
- ow!
355
00:16:51,645 --> 00:16:52,514
- wait.
356
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:55,847
What's he doing there?
357
00:17:02,623 --> 00:17:06,127
- wah!
358
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:10,365
- that's how he eats so much
And stays so thin.
359
00:17:10,398 --> 00:17:12,333
- all these years
I thought...
360
00:17:12,367 --> 00:17:14,335
- I know.
It's ok.
361
00:17:14,369 --> 00:17:17,205
- I dragged your name
Through the mud for years.
362
00:17:17,305 --> 00:17:20,674
I mean, the lies, the rumors,
The tell-all book.
363
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,477
- well, what's done is done.
364
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:24,545
I forgive you.
365
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:27,381
Tell-all book?
366
00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:29,016
- I'm sorry!
367
00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:32,086
- I'm sorry, too,
Old chum.
368
00:17:32,186 --> 00:17:34,889
- me sorry, too.
369
00:17:34,989 --> 00:17:37,358
- we shall
Never be parted again...
370
00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:41,428
- even when we are sleeping.
371
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,565
(clears throat)
372
00:17:44,665 --> 00:17:47,235
- oh, this awkward.
373
00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:48,669
- we only have an hour left.
374
00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:49,904
- I can only imagine
375
00:17:50,004 --> 00:17:53,207
How much the president
Is suffering.
376
00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:56,411
- why, yes,
Ambassador gorgarian,
377
00:17:56,511 --> 00:17:58,446
I do enjoy being
The first lady,
378
00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:01,582
But my husband
Didn't revive the economy.
379
00:18:01,615 --> 00:18:02,583
Oh, no.
380
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,918
I did,
381
00:18:03,951 --> 00:18:06,587
By spending every
Penny he makes.
382
00:18:06,687 --> 00:18:09,424
(giggles)
383
00:18:09,457 --> 00:18:10,692
- let me guess:
384
00:18:10,759 --> 00:18:13,261
These are the things
That dodgers has forgotten.
385
00:18:13,294 --> 00:18:16,297
- captain dodgers always
Forgets his keys and numbers.
386
00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,767
- numbers!
That's it.
387
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:22,270
What's the one thing we haven't
Encountered in dodger's brain?
388
00:18:22,370 --> 00:18:23,604
- coherent thought?
389
00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:25,606
- besides that.
390
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:26,607
- fears!
391
00:18:26,707 --> 00:18:27,875
- exactly.
392
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,644
The codes aren't just numbers,
393
00:18:29,744 --> 00:18:33,114
They're complex
Mathematical formulas.
394
00:18:33,147 --> 00:18:35,617
- and captain dodgers
Is terrified of math.
395
00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:37,484
- where are the fears?
396
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,485
- no.
397
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,787
Fears bad.
398
00:18:39,820 --> 00:18:42,656
Me not go there!
399
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,625
- go where?
400
00:18:43,658 --> 00:18:44,626
What's he talking about?
401
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:45,793
- oh, he's just afraid
402
00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:46,794
Of going to
403
00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:47,995
The dungeon of fears.
404
00:18:48,095 --> 00:18:50,898
- personally,
I don't go there.
405
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,633
Oh, not because I'm afraid.
406
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,302
Well, actually, yes.
407
00:18:54,335 --> 00:18:55,636
- it's because I'm afraid.
408
00:18:55,669 --> 00:19:00,641
(evil laughter)
409
00:19:00,741 --> 00:19:02,443
- me scared.
410
00:19:02,477 --> 00:19:04,278
- you're wrinkling my tux.
411
00:19:04,312 --> 00:19:09,312
- this is a job for someone
Other than super ego.
412
00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,689
Shams incoming!
413
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:19,994
Everybody down!
414
00:19:20,027 --> 00:19:22,163
That was a close one.
415
00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:23,431
Stay frosty.
416
00:19:23,498 --> 00:19:26,000
Dodgers is afraid
Of pillow shams?
417
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,835
- home decor in general,
Actually.
418
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,670
- look, fruit!
419
00:19:29,703 --> 00:19:32,253
- and vegetables.
420
00:19:36,511 --> 00:19:40,711
- get off of me,
You cretin.
421
00:19:41,715 --> 00:19:42,450
- no!
422
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:47,355
I'm too young to exercise.
423
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:49,690
- tax return
Instruction booklet.
424
00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:50,691
- taxes?
425
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:53,862
Aah!
426
00:19:53,962 --> 00:19:57,665
- that's it!
I've had just about
Enough of this nonsense.
427
00:19:57,699 --> 00:20:01,502
I want those codes
And I want them now!
428
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:04,705
- you mean these codes,
Jerk-face?
429
00:20:04,738 --> 00:20:05,639
- no.
430
00:20:05,706 --> 00:20:09,143
It can't be!
431
00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,845
- that's reggie wasserstein.
432
00:20:10,879 --> 00:20:13,081
He was the toughest bully
In third grade.
433
00:20:13,181 --> 00:20:16,551
Now he's the greatest villain
In all of brain land.
434
00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:18,585
- hand over those codes, son.
435
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,387
- sure.
436
00:20:19,487 --> 00:20:21,421
Here you go, nerd hat.
437
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,057
- aah!
438
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:24,592
- all right,
You little monster,
439
00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:29,692
Drop those codes right now
Or I'll...
440
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,432
- eat board, lame brain.
441
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:34,001
- ok, that's no normal kid.
442
00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,736
We're going to
Need your help.
443
00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:37,071
(whimpering)
444
00:20:37,104 --> 00:20:39,273
Come on,
It will be good for you.
445
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:41,709
You'll be saving
The president of outer space
446
00:20:41,743 --> 00:20:44,778
And conquering your worst fear
At the same time.
447
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:46,013
(whimpering)
448
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,082
I'll give you
3 astrodollars.
449
00:20:48,115 --> 00:20:52,719
- deal.
450
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:56,090
- wah!
451
00:20:56,123 --> 00:20:57,725
No fair.
452
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,760
I'm telling my mom!
453
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,228
- 3 minutes to spare.
454
00:21:01,262 --> 00:21:02,597
You can erase all memories
455
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:04,432
Of this from our brains, right?
456
00:21:04,465 --> 00:21:07,468
- the moment we leave.
457
00:21:07,568 --> 00:21:09,403
- citizens of the universe,
458
00:21:09,437 --> 00:21:11,940
I am the first lady
Of outer space,
459
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:15,376
And I'm the one who really wears
The pants in this universe.
460
00:21:15,443 --> 00:21:18,279
You may have elected
My husband as your leader,
461
00:21:18,379 --> 00:21:23,284
But let's face it,
I run the show.
462
00:21:23,384 --> 00:21:24,786
Marg...Margaret!
463
00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:28,389
Margaret, you didn't
Hear any of that, did you?
464
00:21:28,456 --> 00:21:31,792
- you will be able
To erase...
465
00:21:31,892 --> 00:21:34,742
- way ahead of you.
466
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:45,406
- manobrain and I stayed up all
Night making up for lost time.
467
00:21:45,473 --> 00:21:48,576
Not only did we create
The miracle diet pill...
468
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,411
- but also a miracle breath mint
469
00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,813
That will give people
Fresh breath for life
470
00:21:52,913 --> 00:21:54,182
No matter what they eat.
471
00:21:54,282 --> 00:21:57,017
- we're going to be richer
Than professional bowlers.
472
00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:59,820
- the pills, they're gone!
473
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,656
You did it again!
474
00:22:01,756 --> 00:22:04,158
- oh, I guess we're not
Going to be richer
475
00:22:04,258 --> 00:22:06,860
Than professional bowlers.
476
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,295
- strange, isn't it, sir?
477
00:22:08,329 --> 00:22:09,963
No matter how well
You know someone,
478
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,333
They can still surprise you.
479
00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:14,335
You took the pills,
Didn't you?
480
00:22:14,368 --> 00:22:15,503
- yep.
481
00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:17,005
So fire up the lard,
482
00:22:17,105 --> 00:22:21,676
We're having deep-fried
Garlic for lunch.
483
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:24,311
- I knew he was going to
Do that, too.
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