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♪ frozen in a time and space divide ♪
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♪ but how would the universe survive? ♪
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♪ duck dodgers of the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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♪ protecting the powerless and the weak ♪
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♪ duck dodgers is fighting tyranny ♪
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♪ in the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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- (whistling)
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(grunting)
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(sighs)
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- are you sure this is
The biggest sub they had?
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- dodgers, we have an emergency.
- I'll say!
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I could eat two of these subs
And still be hungry.
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- no! Hungortus,
Eater of worlds,
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Is coming to earth
For his next meal.
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- hungortus?! W-we're doomed!
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- hungortus? Who's that?
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- dodgers, have you ever read
A single protectorate memo?
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- memo? What's that?
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- hungortus is
An all-powerful monster
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Who feeds on planets.
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Once he starts eating,
He doesn't stop
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Until the planet is no more.
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- sounds like this guy's
Got some real food issues.
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Naah!
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- w-what can we do?
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- has anyone tried
Talking to him?
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Violence may be the best answer,
But it's not the only answer.
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- n-no. No one talks
To hungortus
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Except his herald,
The flame valet.
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- fine. Let's go see
This herald,
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Whatever that is,
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Immediately,
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Immediately after I finish
This sandwich, I mean.
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Is this flame fella
A bad guy or a lawyer?
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- is there a difference?
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- then I'll see you in court,
And this time, I'll win!
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My son. He's a teenager.
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One of these days,
I'll get through to him
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And beat him in court!
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(sizzling)
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- oww!
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- sorry. My fault.
Something to drink,
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Water, coffee, tea?
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- the searing pain
Is plenty, thanks.
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- I'll take a glass
Of corn syrup!
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- flame valet, we're here to...
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- oh, please.
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Call me attorney
At fire, esquire.
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When people hear flame valet,
They ask me to fetch their cars,
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And when I do,
They don't even tip me.
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Is it my fault their cars
Aren't fireproof?
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- sounds like
A design flaw to me.
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- we've come to request
That hungortus not eat earth.
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- ooh. I can't help you there.
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- but you're his herald,
Aren't you?
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- yeah, but he doesn't
Really listen to me.
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To be honest,
No one does.
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I'm a terrible herald,
And I'm an even worse lawyer.
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Heck, I never even went
To law school.
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I'm worthless!
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- no argument there, fireman.
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(sobbing)
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- don't be so hard on...
Ow! My hand!
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- I don't care
What your name is.
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I think you're lying like
All lawyers do all the time.
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- no. I can't
Even do that right.
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- come on. There must be
Something you can do.
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Y-you're his representative.
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- that's what a herald is?
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I thought it meant barber.
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- I don't know.
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I could advise hungortus
To eat a different planet,
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But it would have to be close.
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He's on his way here.
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You know of a nearby planet
He could eat?
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(beep)
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- "Citizens of mars"...Ow...
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"Please be advised"...Ooh...
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"Hungortus will be
Arriving shortly"...Hot...
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"To eat your planet"...Yipe!
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"Best regards"...Mama...
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"Attorney"...Ooh..."At"...Unh...
"Fire"...Ooh..."Esquire."
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Pain!
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- what a day.
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First, someone steals
My sandwich,
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And now this.
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- shall I scramble the fleet?
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- no. Hungortus is too powerful.
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We need to fight fire with fire.
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- w-we're under attack!
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- no. It's worse.
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Mars retained my sister,
Counselor combustion,
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To convince hungortus
To eat earth instead of mars.
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- b-but you can
Handle her, right?
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- nope. She wins everything.
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- poppycock!
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If you're confident,
You can do anything!
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Look at me.
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I don't think I'm great.
I know it.
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That's why I'm a billionaire!
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- y-you're not a billionaire.
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- I'm gonna show you how
To turn your life around
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The dodgers way
In 12 easy steps.
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- hungortus is only
20 minutes away.
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- hmm. We'll have to skip
Most of the steps then.
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Eh, it will still work.
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- uh, sir, your hand is on fire.
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- I know.
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Aah! Aah! Aah! Yoww!
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- keep the fleet close.
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Be prepared to attack
Hungortus on my command.
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I don't trust this lawyer
To do anything
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Except rob us blind.
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- nor should you.
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The only thing more devious
Than a lawyer
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Is two lawyers.
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Ha ha ha!
Pretty good.
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- I'll handle
The lawyer jokes, johnson.
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- I wouldn't worry.
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My brother's always
Been a loser.
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With or without fire,
He's just another weak,
Ineffectual male.
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- aren't they all?
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Ha ha ha!
- ha ha ha!
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- centurion, keep
The fleet close.
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Have them ready to attack
Hungortus on my command.
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I don't trust
This counselor combustion.
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- why? Because she's a lawyer
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Or because you're threatened
By powerful, independent women?
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Yes, sir. Right away.
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- donald trump, lou ferrigno,
That "Knight rider" car, me...
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All winners share certain traits
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Like selfishness,
Arrogance, and great teeth,
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But the path to success starts
In the same place for
Everyone...
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The mirror!
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If you don't like
What you see,
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You don't stand a chance.
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Whoa! You look awful.
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Remembering people's names
When you meet them
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Is a sign of weakness!
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The only name worth remembering
Is your own.
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Now mingle.
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- ohh!
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- how's he supposed to learn?
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- aah!
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I can't b-believe
I did that again.
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- not what I had in mind,
But not bad.
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To be successful,
You have to look successful.
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In fact, if you find
The right suit,
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You'll never have to work again.
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Are you ready?
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You're a new man.
How's it feel?
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- actually, I feel
Sort of the same.
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- oh, how would you know
How you feel?
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You're in shock.
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Trust me, you're a better you
In every way.
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You're paying me for those.
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Did you know he was that big?
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- he eats worlds.
W-what did you expect?
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- you're sure this is safe?
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- safe? Who said
Anything about safe?
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- I.Q.
- queen.
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- dodgers.
- uh, you.
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- cadet.
- c-centurion.
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- cadet.
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- c-captain.
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- I.Q.
- dodgers!
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- win a case yet, brother?
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- mom thinks you're
An awful daughter.
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- you'd know.
You call her 5 times a day.
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- what's wrong with that?
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- you're a slave to your wealth!
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- ha! What do you know
About wealth?
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My shoes cost more
Than your ship!
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- well, I feel good about this.
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- you see?
Lawyers can't be trusted,
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Even the ones that are on fire.
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- you know, this is
A rare chance
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To stop hungortus
Once and for all.
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It's a shame our entire fleet
Isn't nearby,
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Waiting to attack.
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- yes. It's a shame our fleet
Isn't just out of view,
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Ready to hit hungortus
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With every weapon
We have either.
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- (grr)
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- your hungriness,
The question isn't
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Whether you should eat
Earth or not.
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You shouldn't.
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No. The question is,
When are you gonna eat mars,
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And how can we help you?
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- full speed.
I want the first shot.
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- stomach growling, eh?
Been there, brother.
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Know what would fix that?
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A nice, juicy red planet.
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- wait. Uh, c-captain dodgers
Is out there,
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And every ship in the galaxy
Is about to unleash
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A-a full arsenal of...
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- hmm. He's wearing a spacesuit.
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He'll be fine.
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- what are all those ships
Firing at?
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- hungry!
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- now, you're gonna eat
The red one,
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Not the blue one, right?
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Big guy?
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- our weapons aren't even
Distracting hungortus.
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- c-can we feed him something
To slow him down
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Like an appetizer?
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- I have a delightful crab puff
Recipe I found in "Redbook."
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Right. Something more
Substantial.
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- what about the food stores
On all of our ships combined?
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- yes! But how could we ever
Cook that much food
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In so little time?
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- (grunting)
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- burgers away!
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- fire all meatloaves.
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- (grunting)
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- barbeque!
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- hey! Find your own burgers!
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Slow down. It's not a game!
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- I don't believe this.
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It's a bill
From attorney at fire
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For legal and barbeque
Services rendered
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In the amount
Of 27 million astro dollars.
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I'm going to sue!
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- did someone say sue?
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- glad she's
On our side this time.
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Her brother was a loser.
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