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♪ frozen in a time and space ♪
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♪ divide ♪
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♪ but how ♪
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♪ would the universe ♪
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♪ survive? ♪
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♪ duck dodgers of the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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♪ protecting the powerless ♪
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♪ and the weak ♪
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♪ duck dodgers, he's fighting ♪
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♪ tyranny ♪
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♪ in the 24th ♪
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♪ and 1/2 century ♪
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- (stuttering)
Why are we here again?
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- I bet you're wondering
Why we're here again,
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Aren't you?
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Today we're here to address
Some of our needs.
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Specifically,
Our need for speed.
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That's right.
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We're buying the baddest
Rocket scooter they make.
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- we came here for that?
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- hey, here comes rabid ron.
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I'll do the haggling.
You catch the foam.
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Boy, that ron
Sure drives a hard bargain.
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For a guy with rabies.
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- you know, it's too bad
We didn't need a rocket scooter
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For a mission.
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If we did, the protectorate
Might pay for it.
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- cadet, how many times
Have I told you
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To fix that hologram projector?
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- sorry, sir, it's on my list.
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- wait, I have an idea.
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Cadet.
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- first thing tomorrow, sir.
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- as I was saying,
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All I need to do
Is get the protectorate
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To buy me the rocket scooter
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For a mission.
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- did you
Think of that yourself?
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- yes...Now all I have to do
Is think of a phony mission.
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(flies buzzing)
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Hold on, it's coming to me now.
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Cadet!
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- sorry, sir, I'm on it.
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- so, you're saying
These rocket cycle rallies
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Are actually mobile festivals
Of crime and debauchery?
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- did I say that?
That's good.
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I mean...Yes, they are.
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- well, how do you know that?
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- oh, I wasn't always
The handsome, heroic captain
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You see today.
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In my troubled youth I fell in
With a pretty tough biker gang.
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(ding, ding)
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Hi.
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Can I be in your biker gang?
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(pow)
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Aahhh!
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I'm in!
I'm in the gang!
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And that's all
I have to say about that.
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- you didn't grow up in france.
- details.
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The point is no one understands
The mind of the rocket biker
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Better than me.
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- wrong on multiple levels.
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But, oh, I suppose it can't hurt
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To have you investigate
A rally or two.
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- now we're talkin'!
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Naturally, I'll need some funds
For a disguise.
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Oh, and I'm gonna
Need some wheels.
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(rock music playing)
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- captain, I'm not sure
About these disguises.
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- this is how
We bikers dress, brother.
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We're undercover, remember?
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The name's patch scar tissue.
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- ok, but who am I?
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- you're the roughest hombre
Ever to saddle up an iron horse.
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But you've also had
A lot of head injuries,
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So you mumble and drool a lot.
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Your handle is mad boar.
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That's planet dakota.
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Now, these bikers
Will be the meanest,
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Most dangerous outlaws
We've ever faced.
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If we blow our cover,
We're goners.
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And it won't be easy,
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Because these people
Can smell a pig a mile away.
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- (gasp)
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- look, a baby deer.
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- don't be fooled
By the picturesque scenery.
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This planet is a wretched hive
Of scum and villainy.
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Look at 'em, mad boar.
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Have you ever seen
Such raw grit?
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- yeah, at the protectorate's
Last ice cream social.
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- boy, we gotta
Do something really outrageous
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To earn street cred
With these thugs.
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Wait here.
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- ok, but I'm running low
On drool.
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- ooohh-wheee!
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Sorry to cut off the tunes,
Fellow vagrants,
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But I'm patch scar tissue,
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And I want you to see
That I ain't afraid of nothin'.
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Not even paper cuts.
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Aah!
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(thud)
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- are you ok, captain?
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I mean, scar?
Uh, patches, sir?
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You fainted.
You know you hate blood.
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- hate it?
I love blood.
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As long as I don't
Have to see or touch it.
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I'm practically a vampire.
And who are these stiffs?
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Some civilians
We're holding for ransom?
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- hi, there.
I'm harv wheely.
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- and I'm edna wheely.
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- we're co-presidents
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Of the wheely rocket
Cycle appreciation club.
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- so you're the leaders
Of the pack, eh?
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Well, what's our next score?
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Rolling an armored space truck?
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- oh, heaven's no.
Ha ha ha ha!
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We are gonna have
A treasure hunt, though.
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- so, what?
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We're diggin' up the loot
From your last bank heist?
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- ah ha! No!
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We're going
To split into groups
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And collect unusual objects
From nature like 4-leaf clovers
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And eagle feathers
And whatnot.
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- what?
When does the crime start?
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- crime?
Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho!
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No, there's no crime here.
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Unless having fun is a crime.
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- ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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- if it was
I'd be public enemy number one.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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- put him in fun jail.
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- throw away the key!
Ha ha ha...Fun!
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See you at the quilt-off.
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- cadet, I think these people
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May actually be
Law-abiding citizens.
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- yes, but that's
Good, isn't it?
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- no!
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If we don't bust somebody,
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The protectorate
Won't pay for my hog!
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I guess if these people won't
Break the law on their own,
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We'll just have to show them
How to break it.
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- or you could find a way
To pay for the scooter yourself.
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- now you're just
Being unreasonable.
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(rock music playing)
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(boom)
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- when I got here
You were nothing
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But a bunch of decent,
Hard-working,
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Upstanding,
Rocket cycle enthusiasts.
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Now you're the demon dogs,
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A lawless band
Of hard ridin' barbarians
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That respect nothin'
But havoc and destruction.
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I've never been more proud.
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Now, get out there
And raise a little heck.
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- one, two, 3, 4!
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(playing hard rock music)
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(engines revving)
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- aahhh!
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- probably not
My best idea, huh?
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- creating and unleashing
A gang of lawless marauders
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On the universe?
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No, probably not.
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- looked good
On paper, though, huh?
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- ahh, these weekend drives
Make it all worthwhile.
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Tension just melts away.
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The solar wind in my hair.
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The stars twinkling in the sky.
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The deafening roar of countless
Rampaging rocket cycles?
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(screaming)
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- that's I.Q.
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They're destroying
His space caddie.
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- demon dogs, hear me.
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I have a confession to...
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- louder!
- yeah, louder!
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- can't hear you.
- can't hear ya!
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- sorry, is this any better?
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- speak up!
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- yeah, we still
Can't hear you!
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- is this better?
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- oww!
- turn it down!
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- good?
Good...Ok.
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As I was saying,
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I have a confession...
A confession to make.
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I'm not the ruthless,
Cutthroat, suave, handsome,
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Biker rebel you think I am.
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I'm not patch scar tissue.
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I just pretended to be
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So I could get
A free rocket scooter.
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I don't even need an eye patch.
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See? I'm a captain
In the galactic protectorate.
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So, what do you say
We all go home
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And forget any of this
Ever happened?
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- ok? Great.
- pig.
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(all chanting "Pig")
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- stop!
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Any of you think you can
Knock old mad boar down,
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Take one step forward.
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That's what I thought.
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Now, turn those hogs around
And head back to planet dakota.
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Mad boar's
Buying ice cream for everybody.
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- ice cream!
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(all cheering)
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- let's go, dodgers.
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- you want me to ride with you
In the space caddie?
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- no, you're
Going to push my baby
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All the way back
To the body shop.
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- but, but, but, but,
What about my hog?
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- oh, that's not
Your hog anymore.
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It belongs to mad boar now.
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- (grunting)
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(panting)
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Aahhh!
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