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♪ frozen in a time and space divide ♪
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♪ but how would the universe survive ♪
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♪ duck dodgers of the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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♪ protecting the powerless and the weak ♪
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♪ duck dodgers is fighting tyranny ♪
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♪ in the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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- no way. You do it.
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- come on. You only live once.
Where's your sense of adventure?
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- it seems
Awfully d-dangerous.
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- dangerous?
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Ah, this milk has only
Been expired for a few days.
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Wait, how many days
Are in 100 years?
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- eh, forget it.
I'll pass.
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- but...
- no.
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I'm not going to do it,
And that's final.
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- I'll do it if you do it.
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- really? Well,
If you're doing it.
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Phew!
- oh, brother!
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I can't believe
You fell for that.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
What a pigeon!
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Ho ho ha ha ha ha!
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- ok, ok.
And now it's your turn.
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- my turn? I wouldn't drink that
If it had fur, which it does.
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After you.
- oh, no.
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I'm not falling
For that one again.
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Eh, it's only one shame on me.
You can't fool me twice.
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- I'll drink it if you drink it.
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- what the heck?
It's only milk.
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- ha ha ha ha ha!
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Wow, I could do this forever.
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Ha ha ha!
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Or until you get violently sick.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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- calling duck dodgers.
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Come in, duck dodgers!
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- hello, sir.
Lovely day, isn't it?
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- dodgers, you're not tricking
The cadet into drinking
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Century-old milk again, are you?
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- not that I recall.
Why do you ask?
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- never mind.
An extremely urgent matter
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Has just been brought
To my attention.
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- oh, don't tell me.
Are they finally
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Getting rid of wind?
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No, wait, vegetables have
Finally been outlawed, right?
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No. No, no, no. I know.
It's "The love boat."
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They're putting it
Back on the air, aren't they?
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- worse. There's an epidemic
In earth's high schools.
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This device,
Which is cleverly disguised
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To look like the headphones
Teens often use
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To isolate themselves
From society
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Is called the angstigator.
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It some sort of mood scrambler,
And a martian spy is using it
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To turn the planet's teens into
Emotionally unstable lunatics.
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The latest reports
Place the spy
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At katharine hepburn
High school.
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The protectorate
Needs a volunteer
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To go undercover as a student,
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Root him out, and recover
The angstigator undamaged.
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- go back to school?
I'm in.
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I was the king
Of benedict arnold high.
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Go, traitor!
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These kids will worship me.
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I'm that cool.
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- and you, cadet,
Are you up to it?
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- I...I don't know.
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I barely made it through
High school the first time.
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The kids at the roddy mcdowall
School for precocious lads
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Were born hard and merciless.
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Eh, a dark time I'd
Rather not revisit, sir.
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But I'll do my best.
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- nothing you've experienced
Can prepare you
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For the sheer volatility,
The wanton savagery of teens
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Who are under the power
Of the angstigator.
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Good luck!
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- I...I guess I'd better get
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My extra-strength underpants
Out of storage.
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- oh, I won't last
5 seconds here.
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- nonsense.
You're hanging with me.
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Everything's cool.
Watch!
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Hey, boys!
Name's dodgers.
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I'm the new quarterback
Around here.
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- hello.
Please don't hurt me.
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- man, that is
One weird outfit.
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- yeah, you got guts, kid.
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- are you some kind
Of nut case or something?
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- uh, no.
But my analyst says I will be
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If I keep repressing my anger.
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- ha ha ha ha!
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- I don't know
What that means.
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- ha ha!
Yeah, me neither.
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But I like this kid.
He's crazy!
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- hey, kid,
Do you want to come with us
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And tip over some school buses?
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- I've never been invited
To cause mayhem before.
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Sure!
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I think we'll cover more ground
If we split up, captain.
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Later!
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- I've...Still...Got it.
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- it's a great neighborhood.
Trust me.
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I've been here 6 years.
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Easy bathroom access,
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Excellent view of senora cruz,
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Not to mention
Central air-conditioning,
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And satellite tv
With digital surround sound.
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- oh, it's perfect.
Except...
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Eh, does it come in
Any color besides green?
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- take your pick.
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- don't worry, guys.
I know that angstigator thingy
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Is forcing you to manhandle me,
And I forgive you.
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- here you go.
Home sweet home.
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- it smells like burnt hair.
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And it's kind of small,
Isn't it?
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- naw, there is
Plenty of room in there.
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Here, take a look!
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- actually, the interior is
Much roomier than I expected.
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- is it safe yet?
What year is it?
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Are you on
The math team, too?
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- 2, 4, 6, 10!
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Who will we marry
For his money
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So we'll never have to
Work again?
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The cadet! The cadet!
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Yay, cadet!
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- actually, 2, 4, 6...
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Eh, never mind.
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- ladies, how high
Am I supposed to...
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Go?
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- wow. I never knew I was
So muscula...Uh...Uh, chiseled.
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- hey, that
Would have really hurt
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If I still had feeling
In my arms.
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- it's unanimous.
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The cadet is
Our new school president.
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- I vow to honor
My campaign promises,
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Even though I didn't make any.
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Are you now
Or have you ever been tardy?
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- define tardy.
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- liar!
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- so I said,
"Mom, I'm almost 18.
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"If I can vote
And be in the army,
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I can go out
On a school night."
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- did she buy it?
- almost.
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- captain, why are you
Dressed like a janitor?
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- if those teenage hyenas
Recognize me,
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They'll rip me to shreds!
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Now, we can escape
Through the air vents.
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- escape? From who?
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- from these kids.
They're monsters!
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- there's nothing wrong
With these kids.
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If anything, the angstigator has
Made them more accepting.
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- are you nuts? That thingamabob
Brainwashed these kids.
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Why else would they hate me?
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- hey, it's that kid
Who looks like a duck!
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- you know,
Maybe you're right.
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- I know. We've got
To find that doohickey,
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So these kids can learn
The most important
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Lesson of all...
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That I'm the coolest guy
In school.
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- I meant the part about
You being ripped to shreds.
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- huh? Aah!
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- I knew they wouldn't buy me
As a janitor.
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I'm too handsome
For manual labor.
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I need a real disguise...
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Something that will allow me
To roam these halls
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Completely undetected...
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Something that won't draw
The slightest bit of attention.
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- hi, everybody!
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As you know, I'm wayne,
Captain of the emcee club.
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Let's put our hands together
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And give a big
Katharine hepburn welcome
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To our new school president,
The cadet!
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- uh, hi.
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- are you ready to rock?
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I...I guess they're
Not ready to rock.
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- ok, it looks like it's time
To bring out our school mascot.
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Eh, fellow students,
I present
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The katharine hepburn
High school howling mallard!
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- aah!
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- good thing he has those
Ridiculously large flippers.
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Uh, captain, is that you?
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- well, who else would it be?
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- you're right.
I should have known.
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- I'm gonna solve this case,
Cadet, right under their noses.
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- by disguising yourself
As, eh, a duck?
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- I know, it's brilliant.
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No one would suspect it's me
In a million years.
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- aha!
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Everyone knows there can only be
One mascot per school,
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And I think it's pretty clear
Who the imposter is.
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- eh, you?
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- all right,
You web-footed wannabe,
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Wings in the air!
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You?
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And the angstigator,
I presume.
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- that's correct, dodgers.
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And now you will witness
Its devastating impact
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On defenseless youngsters.
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Oh, drat! I didn't even get
A chance to activate it yet.
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- what?
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Then why are these kids
Acting so crazy?
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Believe it or not,
They actually don't like me.
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- it's hard to say, dodgers.
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Perhaps young earthlings
Are naturally erratic
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And irrational.
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- I suppose you're right.
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And you can't really blame them.
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I mean, growing up
Is a difficult time,
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Filled with uncertainty
And change.
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No wonder
They're all banas.
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- I just wish
Someone had told me that
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Before we spent
All that time and money
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Creating the angstigator.
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- ha ha ha ha!
- ha ha ha!
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- hey, it's that kid
Who looks like a duck!
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And he's with a weird, short kid
Who looks like a martian!
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- get them!
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- I have to do this.
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As school president,
It's m-my duty.
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Yah!
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