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Where's your sense of adventure? 9 00:01:23,050 --> 00:01:25,118 - it seems Awfully d-dangerous. 10 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,421 - dangerous? 11 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:31,487 Ah, this milk has only Been expired for a few days. 12 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,494 Wait, how many days Are in 100 years? 13 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,296 - eh, forget it. I'll pass. 14 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:37,465 - but... - no. 15 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,934 I'm not going to do it, And that's final. 16 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,069 - I'll do it if you do it. 17 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:47,136 - really? Well, If you're doing it. 18 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,944 Phew! - oh, brother! 19 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:52,412 I can't believe You fell for that. 20 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:54,347 Ha ha ha ha ha! What a pigeon! 21 00:01:54,414 --> 00:01:55,682 Ho ho ha ha ha ha! 22 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,085 - ok, ok. And now it's your turn. 23 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:02,856 - my turn? I wouldn't drink that If it had fur, which it does. 24 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,691 After you. - oh, no. 25 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:07,094 I'm not falling For that one again. 26 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:10,530 Eh, it's only one shame on me. You can't fool me twice. 27 00:02:10,597 --> 00:02:12,066 - I'll drink it if you drink it. 28 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:16,470 - what the heck? It's only milk. 29 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,439 - ha ha ha ha ha! 30 00:02:19,506 --> 00:02:21,408 Wow, I could do this forever. 31 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,977 Ha ha ha! 32 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:26,546 Or until you get violently sick. Ha ha ha ha ha! 33 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,015 - calling duck dodgers. 34 00:02:28,082 --> 00:02:29,283 Come in, duck dodgers! 35 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,153 - hello, sir. Lovely day, isn't it? 36 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:34,855 - dodgers, you're not tricking The cadet into drinking 37 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,690 Century-old milk again, are you? 38 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:39,193 - not that I recall. Why do you ask? 39 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,395 - never mind. An extremely urgent matter 40 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:43,297 Has just been brought To my attention. 41 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,965 - oh, don't tell me. Are they finally 42 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:46,567 Getting rid of wind? 43 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:49,270 No, wait, vegetables have Finally been outlawed, right? 44 00:02:49,337 --> 00:02:51,472 No. No, no, no. I know. It's "The love boat." 45 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:54,041 They're putting it Back on the air, aren't they? 46 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:57,378 - worse. There's an epidemic In earth's high schools. 47 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,380 This device, Which is cleverly disguised 48 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,415 To look like the headphones Teens often use 49 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:04,118 To isolate themselves From society 50 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,153 Is called the angstigator. 51 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:09,256 It some sort of mood scrambler, And a martian spy is using it 52 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:13,627 To turn the planet's teens into Emotionally unstable lunatics. 53 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,629 The latest reports Place the spy 54 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,898 At katharine hepburn High school. 55 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,566 The protectorate Needs a volunteer 56 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,436 To go undercover as a student, 57 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:24,972 Root him out, and recover The angstigator undamaged. 58 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:28,342 - go back to school? I'm in. 59 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:31,244 I was the king Of benedict arnold high. 60 00:03:31,311 --> 00:03:32,613 Go, traitor! 61 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,514 These kids will worship me. 62 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,750 I'm that cool. 63 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,619 - and you, cadet, Are you up to it? 64 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:40,421 - I...I don't know. 65 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,590 I barely made it through High school the first time. 66 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,192 The kids at the roddy mcdowall School for precocious lads 67 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:48,095 Were born hard and merciless. 68 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:51,098 Eh, a dark time I'd Rather not revisit, sir. 69 00:03:51,165 --> 00:03:52,500 But I'll do my best. 70 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:55,169 - nothing you've experienced Can prepare you 71 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:59,240 For the sheer volatility, The wanton savagery of teens 72 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:02,275 Who are under the power Of the angstigator. 73 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:03,610 Good luck! 74 00:04:03,677 --> 00:04:05,079 - I...I guess I'd better get 75 00:04:05,146 --> 00:04:08,983 My extra-strength underpants Out of storage. 76 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:11,018 - oh, I won't last 5 seconds here. 77 00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:13,154 - nonsense. You're hanging with me. 78 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:15,656 Everything's cool. Watch! 79 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:18,159 Hey, boys! Name's dodgers. 80 00:04:18,225 --> 00:04:23,225 I'm the new quarterback Around here. 81 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,702 - hello. Please don't hurt me. 82 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:31,138 - man, that is One weird outfit. 83 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:32,674 - yeah, you got guts, kid. 84 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,443 - are you some kind Of nut case or something? 85 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:38,212 - uh, no. But my analyst says I will be 86 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,547 If I keep repressing my anger. 87 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:42,216 - ha ha ha ha! 88 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,151 - I don't know What that means. 89 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:45,752 - ha ha! Yeah, me neither. 90 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,888 But I like this kid. He's crazy! 91 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,090 - hey, kid, Do you want to come with us 92 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:52,026 And tip over some school buses? 93 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:54,695 - I've never been invited To cause mayhem before. 94 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:58,499 Sure! 95 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,568 I think we'll cover more ground If we split up, captain. 96 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,636 Later! 97 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:06,303 - I've...Still...Got it. 98 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:10,044 - it's a great neighborhood. Trust me. 99 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,645 I've been here 6 years. 100 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,347 Easy bathroom access, 101 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,217 Excellent view of senora cruz, 102 00:05:16,283 --> 00:05:18,152 Not to mention Central air-conditioning, 103 00:05:18,219 --> 00:05:21,355 And satellite tv With digital surround sound. 104 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:23,924 - oh, it's perfect. Except... 105 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:26,026 Eh, does it come in Any color besides green? 106 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,528 - take your pick. 107 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:30,197 - don't worry, guys. I know that angstigator thingy 108 00:05:30,264 --> 00:05:34,034 Is forcing you to manhandle me, And I forgive you. 109 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,103 - here you go. Home sweet home. 110 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:38,105 - it smells like burnt hair. 111 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,241 And it's kind of small, Isn't it? 112 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:43,710 - naw, there is Plenty of room in there. 113 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:46,447 Here, take a look! 114 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:51,514 - actually, the interior is Much roomier than I expected. 115 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,423 - is it safe yet? What year is it? 116 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:59,989 Are you on The math team, too? 117 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,030 - 2, 4, 6, 10! 118 00:06:03,097 --> 00:06:04,465 Who will we marry For his money 119 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,034 So we'll never have to Work again? 120 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:10,070 The cadet! The cadet! 121 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,639 Yay, cadet! 122 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,509 - actually, 2, 4, 6... 123 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:20,514 Eh, never mind. 124 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:24,651 - ladies, how high Am I supposed to... 125 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:25,168 Go? 126 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:39,261 - wow. I never knew I was So muscula...Uh...Uh, chiseled. 127 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,372 - hey, that Would have really hurt 128 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,673 If I still had feeling In my arms. 129 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,242 - it's unanimous. 130 00:06:48,309 --> 00:06:50,578 The cadet is Our new school president. 131 00:06:50,645 --> 00:06:53,280 - I vow to honor My campaign promises, 132 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:56,417 Even though I didn't make any. 133 00:06:56,484 --> 00:07:01,484 Are you now Or have you ever been tardy? 134 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,390 - define tardy. 135 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:04,392 - liar! 136 00:07:04,458 --> 00:07:06,527 - so I said, "Mom, I'm almost 18. 137 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,529 "If I can vote And be in the army, 138 00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,131 I can go out On a school night." 139 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:15,248 - did she buy it? - almost. 140 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:21,442 - captain, why are you Dressed like a janitor? 141 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,810 - if those teenage hyenas Recognize me, 142 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,747 They'll rip me to shreds! 143 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:27,848 Now, we can escape Through the air vents. 144 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,450 - escape? From who? 145 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:32,353 - from these kids. They're monsters! 146 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,388 - there's nothing wrong With these kids. 147 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,691 If anything, the angstigator has Made them more accepting. 148 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:40,428 - are you nuts? That thingamabob Brainwashed these kids. 149 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:42,830 Why else would they hate me? 150 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,199 - hey, it's that kid Who looks like a duck! 151 00:07:45,266 --> 00:07:46,701 - you know, Maybe you're right. 152 00:07:46,768 --> 00:07:49,336 - I know. We've got To find that doohickey, 153 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,205 So these kids can learn The most important 154 00:07:51,272 --> 00:07:52,406 Lesson of all... 155 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:54,776 That I'm the coolest guy In school. 156 00:07:54,842 --> 00:07:57,778 - I meant the part about You being ripped to shreds. 157 00:07:57,844 --> 00:07:59,494 - huh? Aah! 158 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,124 - I knew they wouldn't buy me As a janitor. 159 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:12,926 I'm too handsome For manual labor. 160 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,629 I need a real disguise... 161 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,897 Something that will allow me To roam these halls 162 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,666 Completely undetected... 163 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:22,869 Something that won't draw The slightest bit of attention. 164 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,505 - hi, everybody! 165 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:27,808 As you know, I'm wayne, Captain of the emcee club. 166 00:08:27,874 --> 00:08:29,644 Let's put our hands together 167 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,913 And give a big Katharine hepburn welcome 168 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:37,980 To our new school president, The cadet! 169 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,271 - uh, hi. 170 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,994 - are you ready to rock? 171 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:57,505 I...I guess they're Not ready to rock. 172 00:08:57,571 --> 00:09:00,608 - ok, it looks like it's time To bring out our school mascot. 173 00:09:00,675 --> 00:09:02,610 Eh, fellow students, I present 174 00:09:02,677 --> 00:09:07,677 The katharine hepburn High school howling mallard! 175 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,585 - aah! 176 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:16,652 - good thing he has those Ridiculously large flippers. 177 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,593 Uh, captain, is that you? 178 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:22,196 - well, who else would it be? 179 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:23,865 - you're right. I should have known. 180 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:28,035 - I'm gonna solve this case, Cadet, right under their noses. 181 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,237 - by disguising yourself As, eh, a duck? 182 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:31,772 - I know, it's brilliant. 183 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:36,839 No one would suspect it's me In a million years. 184 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:41,315 - aha! 185 00:09:41,382 --> 00:09:43,651 Everyone knows there can only be One mascot per school, 186 00:09:43,718 --> 00:09:47,787 And I think it's pretty clear Who the imposter is. 187 00:09:47,854 --> 00:09:49,724 - eh, you? 188 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,925 - all right, You web-footed wannabe, 189 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:54,542 Wings in the air! 190 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,313 You? 191 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:14,348 And the angstigator, I presume. 192 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:15,883 - that's correct, dodgers. 193 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:18,552 And now you will witness Its devastating impact 194 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:22,623 On defenseless youngsters. 195 00:10:22,690 --> 00:10:26,760 Oh, drat! I didn't even get A chance to activate it yet. 196 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,228 - what? 197 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,564 Then why are these kids Acting so crazy? 198 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,534 Believe it or not, They actually don't like me. 199 00:10:33,601 --> 00:10:35,536 - it's hard to say, dodgers. 200 00:10:35,603 --> 00:10:38,272 Perhaps young earthlings Are naturally erratic 201 00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:39,973 And irrational. 202 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,942 - I suppose you're right. 203 00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,611 And you can't really blame them. 204 00:10:43,678 --> 00:10:46,313 I mean, growing up Is a difficult time, 205 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:48,716 Filled with uncertainty And change. 206 00:10:48,783 --> 00:10:50,618 No wonder They're all banas. 207 00:10:50,685 --> 00:10:52,353 - I just wish Someone had told me that 208 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,555 Before we spent All that time and money 209 00:10:54,622 --> 00:10:57,558 Creating the angstigator. 210 00:10:57,625 --> 00:10:58,926 - ha ha ha ha! - ha ha ha! 211 00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:00,962 - hey, it's that kid Who looks like a duck! 212 00:11:01,029 --> 00:11:03,997 And he's with a weird, short kid Who looks like a martian! 213 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:05,864 - get them! 214 00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:10,571 - I have to do this. 215 00:11:10,638 --> 00:11:13,707 As school president, It's m-my duty. 216 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:14,808 Yah! 15894

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