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♪ frozen in a time and space divide ♪
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♪ but how would the universe survive ♪
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♪ duck dodgers of the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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♪ protecting the powerless and the weak ♪
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♪ duck dodgers, he's fighting tyranny ♪
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♪ in the 24th and 1/2 century ♪
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- tonight on "Evil alert daily,"
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The magnificent rogue
Has his eyes on a new prize,
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"E.A.D." has an exclusive
Front-row seat
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For an exclusive
Press conference
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Featuring the most exclusive
Troublemaker of them all.
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- my next target will be...
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Earth. Is that how you say it?
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Also, yes,
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I am dating the top 5
Supermodels in the universe...
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At once.
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Thank you.
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- ok, you're all
Hostages until lunch,
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And we have magnificent rogue
Hats and stickers for sale.
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- whoa! Stickers!
- where?
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- the magnificent rogue.
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Feh! Who's he think he is,
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Strutting around the universe
Like he owns the joint.
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Have you ever seen somebody
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Who's more in love
With himself, cadet?
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- uh, possibly, sir.
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- contact I.Q.
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We've got a v.I.P. To t.N.T.
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Greetings, chief.
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Just wanted you to know
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I've got this magnificent rogue
Situation covered.
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He won't get within
50 miles of earth.
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It's like that restraining order
You filed against me as a joke.
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Remember?
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- that wasn't a joke.
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- ha ha! Priceless! Ha ha ha!
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- wow.
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That's a nice secret lair.
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- chief, are you
Listening to me?
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- fine work, dodgers. Top notch.
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- wait!
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Are you watching "E.A.D."?
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- what?! That's preposterous!
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Why?
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Are you watching "E.A.D."?
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- me?! Mindless gossip?
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No way!
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- not that I'd blame
Someone for watching,
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You know, for tips
On stopping villains,
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And fashion.
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- he must be stopped,
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Perfectly-styled hair and all.
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- exactly.
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A gleaming smile
And haunting eyes
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Don't give you the right
To terrorize the universe.
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- yeah, yeah.
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He's one handsome d-dev-d-d...
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Oh, he's a scoundrel all right.
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- well, dodgers,
You know your mission...
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Stop the magnificent rogue
By any means necessary...
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And, uh, get his autograph
And some t-shirts
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While you're at it.
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- sir, is this the right planet?
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- no, assistant.
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It's a blue planet.
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If I want to menace
A red planet,
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I'll say "Red planet."
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- oh. Yes, of course,
Your magnificence.
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- and where's
The popcorn I wanted
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But never asked for?
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- sir, we're being hailed
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By a galactic protectorate ship.
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- reduce your speed
And prepare to be boarded.
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- it's him. It's him!
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It's really him!
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- get ahold of yourself, cadet.
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- oh, don't be too hard on him.
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His purity and innocence
Are gifts to be cherished.
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- sweet talk won't fly
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With battle-scarred vets
Like us, chuckles.
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Ok, then.
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You are hereby ordered by
The galactic protectorate
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To vacate this quadrant...
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Immediately.
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Unless you want to stay.
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It's your call.
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- sir, I think we should leave.
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- really?
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Is that what you think?
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That's fascinating.
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Well, what do you think of this?
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You're fired.
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- really?!
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Please don't toy with me.
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- get out!
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- freedom!
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- he said he was my biggest fan.
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Obviously, he's not.
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That's all for today, girls.
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- I'll say.
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A real fan wouldn't abandon you
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While you were being wrongfully
Persecuted by the law.
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- uh, w-what?
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I thought you came here
To arrest him.
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- arrest me?
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Heavens.
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If adding a dash of pizzazz
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To millions of otherwise
Bland lives is a crime,
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Then, by all means,
Lock me up for good.
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- wow. That was easy.
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Now, before we cuff you,
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Can I get an autograph?
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Oh, and a picture
Of us together?
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Ooh, ooh!
And maybe some free mugs,
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Key chains, and snow globes?
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- nothing would make me happier
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Than temporarily elevating
Your dreary existences
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With trivial souvenirs
Of my magnificence,
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Like these refrigerator magnets,
For instance.
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- ooh! Magnets!
- ooh! Magnets!
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- however,
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Before I surrender these,
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Or myself to your custody,
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I have a few tiny favors
To ask of you.
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- name it, and it's done!
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Just a few simple tasks
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And magnificent rogue
Will be my pal forever!
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You're not so bad, are you,
Little fella?
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It's not like you're a...
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Colossal, terrifying beast
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Summoned from the depths
Of my darkest nightmare.
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Aah!
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- I said I wanted
A popcorn quesadilla.
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That doesn't mean I still
Want a popcorn quesadilla.
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Hey! He's right!
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This is better than
Using a sponge!
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- no, no, no.
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These bubbles tickle.
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Drain the pool again.
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And this time,
Use tickle-free bubbles!
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- enough is enough!
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It's time to surrend-da-da-da...
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Surren-da-da-da...
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Turn yourself in!
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- you know what I like, cadet?
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- yourself and elaborate
Recipes involving p-popcorn?
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- well, yes.
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Guilty as charged.
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But besides that,
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I like this earth
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Because it's blue.
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You see, blue is
My favorite color.
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- b-blue
Is a good color for you.
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It complements your eyes nicely.
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- well, tell me about it.
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Unfortunately...
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Earth is not quite
Blue enough for my tastes,
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So I've decided
To bring its moon closer.
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It'll make earth
Completely blue.
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Neat, huh?
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- y-you're completely insane.
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- true.
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But I'm also
Completely in control.
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- my tongue is losing
It's magical luster.
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Can you take a look at it?
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May I rest now,
Your magnificence?
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- that depends.
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Can you see my reflection
In the floor?
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- why is dodgers being so nice
To the magnificent rogue?
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He doesn't think
The magnificent rogue
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Is a better enemy
Than I am, does he?
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Is it that ship?
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I could fly a ship
Like that if I wanted.
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- no.
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This isn't about...
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Uh, captain dodgers
Did mention something
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About a n-new archenemy.
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- I believe the word
He used was...
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Magnificent.
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- I got those cables hooked
Around the moon, m.R.
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Now, how about we call
Some people I know
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And act like old pals?
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- I have a better idea.
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We'll use the cables
You've attached the moon
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To tow it closer to earth.
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- I don't see how that will show
People what great pals we are.
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Plus, if we move it,
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We might get a ticket
Or something.
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- how unfortunate.
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I was thinking that afterwards,
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We could celebrate by co-hosting
One of my magnificent parties...
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Together.
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- a-list only?
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- everyone but you.
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- whoo-hoo!
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- professor, I think
The moon is getting bigger.
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- yes, keith.
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It's a telescope.
It's supposed to do that.
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That's why you're
Not allowed to think.
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- please,
Captain glousterman, sir,
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I think we must turn back now.
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The storm is far too mighty.
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- aw, I don't care
If it's a perfect storm,
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Dandy boy blue.
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Captain glousterman
Delivers his fish fresh.
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That's why you're
Not allowed to think.
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Aah!
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- so, I'll be cemented into
The walls of your gazebo,
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But I'm still
The co-host, right?
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Whoa!
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- increase to full power.
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- if the knob won't
Turn any further,
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That's full power, right?
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- perhaps we're too heavy.
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Assistant, take out the trash.
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- yeah, old m.R. And I go
Way back, mr. Cruise.
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I don't know if I'd use
The phrase "Best friends,"
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But you certainly could.
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May I call you tom?
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Mr. Cruise?
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Ok, how about maverick?
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We're light
As a feather now, m.R.
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I tossed every last bag.
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- why don't you run outside
And unhook us
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While I do nothing.
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- works for me.
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Sure, I may have been
Temporarily dazzled
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By the magnificent rogue,
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But I'm over that.
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I realize now
Who my real friends...
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And enemies are.
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And I'm not gonna
Forget it anytime soon.
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- yello?
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As a matter of fact,
I am old pals
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With the magnificent rogue.
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Super! See you tonight.
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00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:21,781
Well, looks like someone's
Riding the red carpet tonight.
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I'd invite you guys,
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00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,786
But, frankly,
You're not cool enough.
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Ciao.
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- actually, I need
To get going, too.
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I'm co-hosting a party
With the m-magnificent rogue.
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Ciao.
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- I really need
To make some new enemies.
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