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♪ frozen in a time and space divide ♪
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♪ but how would the universe survive ♪
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♪ duck dodgers of the 24th and one-half century ♪
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♪ protecting the powerles and the weak ♪
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♪ duck dodgers, he's fighting tyranny ♪
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♪ in the 24th and one-half century ♪
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Hmm. Looks like it's
10 to one.
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Take your best shot.
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Nice shooting, fellas,
But next time,
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Bring some friends.
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Let that be a lesson to you,
Evildoers!
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Hmm.
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Hi.
Sorry to bother you,
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But we have a big test
Coming up,
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And we need
A little help studying.
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Would you mind getting
Free massages from 40 girls
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For the next few days?
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I don't know.
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We'd be forever grateful.
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Please!
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Well, I guess I could
Help you lovely ladies,
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Provided you agree
To pay me for my time.
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Ah, yes, cadet,
Those were the good old days.
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Wh-wh-what are you
Talking about?
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N-none of that ever happened.
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Oh, yes, it did.
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It's right here in my diary.
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Yes, I've had quite a colorful
Career, but that's all over now,
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Thanks to this horrifying
Truce with mars.
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Right, cadet?
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Some of these are
Pr-pr-pretty good,
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For being complete
Fabrica-fabrica-uh,
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Completely made up.
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You should see
My home movies.
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But what am I supposed to do?
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Peace is boring!
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Eh, wh-wh-what you need is
A hobby, captain.
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I'm an avid spelunker.
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Thank you.
Eh. Maybe I can pick a fight
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With that martian runt.
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With a little luck,
It could escalate into
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Interplanetary war.
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That was a wonderful meal,
Commander.
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Is there anything you can't do?
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Well, I can't live without you,
My sweet.
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These past few months have
Been the happiest of my life.
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I love you with all my heart.
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And you with mine.
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Your majesty, I have
Something to ask you.
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Ask!
Oh, ask!
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Will you...
Will you be my...
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Hey!
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I'm not interrupting anything,
Am I?
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Wife?
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Why not?
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What's this?
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You're marrying him?
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Can you give me
A reason not to?
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I can give you thousands of
Reasons, but it's your life.
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Besides, it's not like
You're getting any younger.
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Ho ho ho!
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Always the kidder.
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Anyway, because you helped
To bring us together
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By creating problems that
We could deal with as a couple,
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I was wondering,
Would you be my best man?
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Nah. I hate weddings.
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-mmm...
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-um...A little to the left.
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-meanwhile, in
A mysterious swamp on earth,
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A criminal mastermind
Is up to no good.
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Summoned together by
A mysterious host,
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Some 13 of the most sinister
Villains in the universe.
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- so, who be the scurvy dog
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That summoned us to this
Villainous convocation?
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Be it you?
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- hey, don't look at me.
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I didn't have anything
To do with this.
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As a matter of fact,
The last thing I rember
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Before coming here
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Was being turned to dust.
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Curse you, duck dodgers!
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- duck dodgers?
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- duck dodgers?
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- duck dodgers?
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- who is this duck dodgers?
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- he's the mangiest,
Most lowdowniest
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Space hero in the galaxy.
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- aye!
Dodgers infiltrated me crew
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And scuttled me ship.
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- he refused my stalking
And broke my heart.
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- dodgers owes me $5.00.
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- oh, father!
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- this dodgers fellow sounds a
Lot like my archenemy...Seaman.
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- anybody every hear of seaman?
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- aye, no.
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- or the black eell,
For that matter?
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- what? Of course
You've heard of me.
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I'm black eell, master of
All things aquatic...
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Or I would be if it weren't for
That infernal seaman!
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- are you sure you've got
The right building?
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- never heard of the varmint.
Doesn't ring a bell.
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- you have been summoned
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From the farthest reaches of
The galaxy
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That we may join together
To destroy our common enemy.
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You have all suffered
At his hands.
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- you blasted fools!
What have you done?
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- yeow!
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- aah!
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- aah!
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- curse you, seaman!
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- but roboto
Has suffered the most.
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Friend, you stay, I go.
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- I love you.
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- dodgers friend.
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That is why I have invited you
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To join the legion of duck doom.
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- legion of duck doom?
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- aye. I really wasn't
Going to say anything,
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But it does seem
A tad derivative.
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- oh, oh, oh!
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Maybe we could
Vote on a name.
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- order!
Order!
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Roboto is paying the rent
On secret lair.
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Roboto likes
Legion of duck doom.
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Next order of business...Lunch.
Roboto suggests pizza.
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- I want hamburger!
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- tofu.
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- how's about salt pork
And rancid biscuits?
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- I'm g-glad you
Changed your mind, captain.
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This will a wonderful
Educational experience.
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- yeah, yeah, educational.
Guess who I am.
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Dodgers, something terrible
Has happened,
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And I need you
To fix everything
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While I sit on my big fat duff
In my plush office.
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- oh, eh, c-captain...
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- cadet, you know better
Than to interrupt me
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While I'm pontificating on
Pointless minutiae.
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- pointless minutiae?
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Big fat duff?
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- cadet.
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- ha ha ha!
D-did I forget
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To mention that dr. I.Q. Hi
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Would be d-d...,
Uh, joing us today?
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- mother warned me not
To major in pointless minutiae.
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- roboto's spycam is
Working perfectly.
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The legion of duck doom
Is going spelunking.
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- later, at carlsbad caverns...
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- I'll be leading our
Exploration of the historic
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C-carlsbad caverns,
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Giving you interesting
Geological facts
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And reading excerpts
From m-my new book...
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"The stalactite who wanted
To be a stalagmite."
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- sounds stupid, huh?
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- shh! It's an alberry
Award-winner.
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- they'll give anything
An award these days.
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- if you wouldn't mind, boy-o,
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I'm trying to listen to
The pig's tale.
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- all right.
Everybody st-st-stay close.
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- roboto's plan is
Working perfectly.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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- surprisingly,
Everything you see here
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Is the work of
A single architect...
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W-water, the greatest
Architect on earth.
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And m-more information about
The natural splendor of
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Calcite-based
Subterranean geology
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Can be found in m-my new book,
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Now available at
Your l-local bookstore.
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- I'm sure there's plenty of
Copies still available.
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- chapter one...A tale of
2 rock formations.
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"It was the best of eons.
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It was th-th-the worst
Of eons."
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- excuse roboto, but it is time.
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- oh! But this yarn's
Just set sail.
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- roboto did not summon you
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From the farthest reaches of
The galaxy
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For storytime.
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Let's go!
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- w-watch out for
Falling rocks.
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Pass it down.
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- watch out for falling rocks.
Pass it down.
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- right-o.
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Watch out for...
Falling...Rocks?
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- all right, people.
This is it.
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At last...Our moment of
Vengeance has come.
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Canasta, silver,
You know what to do.
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- everybody should t-tie up
To the safety rope.
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- the cadet wants us all
To tie ourselves together.
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- safety first.
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- uhhh!
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Ahoy, me bucko!
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The rope, she was
Slippery as tree bark.
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Sorry.
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- there.
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What the...
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Hey, I.Q., what the...Huh?
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Stupid safety rope
Got snagged on a rock already.
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They should call it
An unsafety rope.
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I mean, what's so safe
About rope, anyway?
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Right, I.Q.?
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Help...
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- he probably cut himself loose
Hours ago.
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- don't cut the rope.
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- oh, cadet!
Where are you?
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What's the matter?
Baby can't reach?
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I once had a little boy
Just like you, you know.
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- really?
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- oh, yeah.
He was...
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Well, come to think of it,
He was actually
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A plastic dinosaur.
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But you sort of look like him,
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With that swanlike neck
Of yours.
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- does anyone have a plan
That doesn't involve
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Dropping heavy objects?
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- I do.
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Behold my instant
Stawactite/stawagmite maker.
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- how does it work?
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- I simply pwess this button
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To activate the mechanism.
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- ok, everybody just...
Do something.
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- water.
I'm going to need some water.
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- all of your schemes
Don't have to be water-based.
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- think outside of the tank.
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Right!
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- and that brings us to
Th-th-the largest of
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The caverns,
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The grand hall.
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The weight of the entire ceiling
Rests on these 3 pillars,
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Known as the andrews sisters.
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- hello!
Cadet, where are you?
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Cadet! Ohh.
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Well, at least I don't have to
Listen to his boring lecture.
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Something's not...I don't know.
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A worthless old rusty washer.
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Now, that's
An interesting formation.
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- I've never felt more alive!
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Watch out, dodgers!
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- I'm feeling a bit
Listless lately.
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What I need is exercise.
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What?!
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That ought to do it.
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- one.
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Maybe I should give
Seaman a call.
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Heh heh heh!
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- you won't escape
This time, dodgers.
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- oh, boy, this is bad.
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- and that,
My fellow sp-sp-spelunkers,
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Concludes our tour.
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- yeah.
That whole rope idea
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Was kind of a bust, huh?
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- can't hold it much longer!
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- she holding up
The whole ceiling?
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- d-do you know what happened
To the rest of our party?
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- nope, but I wouldn't
Worry about them.
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They have each other.
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- ahh...
256
00:12:51,472 --> 00:12:52,807
- to eat, I mean.
257
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,774
- urgh!
258
00:12:53,808 --> 00:12:55,776
- you're doing real good.
259
00:12:55,810 --> 00:12:59,147
- good? She's totally awesome!
260
00:12:59,247 --> 00:13:00,815
- yeah, but that's not
Supposed to happen
261
00:13:00,915 --> 00:13:05,865
On a sp-sp-spelunking
Expedition.
262
00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:09,556
Or that.
263
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:13,495
- or that!
264
00:13:13,495 --> 00:13:15,896
- I'm bored.
Hey, cadet, you want
265
00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:16,897
To go bowling?
266
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,132
- oh...No.
267
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:19,668
- maybe I.Q. Would like to go.
268
00:13:19,768 --> 00:13:22,337
- nobody's heard from him
Since our spelunking trip.
269
00:13:22,437 --> 00:13:25,640
- a little help here.
Anybody?
270
00:13:25,741 --> 00:13:27,641
- wh-wh-why don't you take up
The commander's offer
271
00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,477
To be his b-best man?
272
00:13:29,578 --> 00:13:31,145
Th-th-they'll have cake
At the wedding.
273
00:13:31,179 --> 00:13:33,147
- cake? Why didn't
274
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,016
Somebody say that
In the first place!
275
00:13:35,116 --> 00:13:38,353
Martian, I accept your offer
For that best man thing,
276
00:13:38,453 --> 00:13:39,987
Provided there's cake and all.
277
00:13:40,088 --> 00:13:41,322
- oh, goody.
278
00:13:41,356 --> 00:13:42,591
- just let me know
What you need done,
279
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:46,627
And I'll make sure
The cadet does it.
280
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:47,995
Oh, make sure
The wedding cake is
281
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:50,031
Chocolate with
Raspberry filling!
282
00:13:50,131 --> 00:13:51,433
Dodgers out.
283
00:13:51,499 --> 00:13:53,935
I think I handled that
Cake thing pretty well.
284
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,338
- good news!
Dodgers is the best man.
285
00:13:57,439 --> 00:13:59,674
- interesting...That's what
I used to think.
286
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:03,478
- I'll bet he's planning my
Bachelor party right now.
287
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:05,146
- looks like it's
Just you and me
288
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,481
For the bachelor party, cadet.
289
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,116
- wh-wh-what about
The martian commander?
290
00:14:08,182 --> 00:14:11,786
- he's not a bachelor.
He's getting married!
291
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,354
Now, you blow up the balloons
292
00:14:13,455 --> 00:14:17,792
While I make
The finger sandwiches.
293
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,360
- we ought to hijack some ships
294
00:14:19,461 --> 00:14:21,496
And attack dodgers with
Everything we got!
295
00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:24,698
- we should lure dodgers into
A black hole!
296
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,969
- arr!
All's I need is a plank.
297
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:30,071
And a ship.
298
00:14:30,171 --> 00:14:32,240
Oh, and an ocean.
299
00:14:32,340 --> 00:14:33,741
Aye, and a pirate crew.
300
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:38,841
- roboto has a better idea.
Ha ha ha ha.
301
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:50,891
- uh...What in tarnation
Are we laughing about?
302
00:14:50,992 --> 00:14:52,393
- this.
303
00:14:52,427 --> 00:14:54,729
Roboto always has a meteor
For special occasions.
304
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,732
The legion of duck doom
Will use this remote control
305
00:14:57,833 --> 00:15:01,603
To send meteor to mars
And crush duck dodgers!
306
00:15:01,703 --> 00:15:04,538
Then legion will
Help themselves to cake.
307
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,741
Yes!
308
00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:11,775
- later that night,
In the queen's bedchamber...
309
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,141
- dodgers friend.
310
00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:41,209
- I love me, too.
311
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:44,645
- ok, everybody,
Roboto needs your attention.
312
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,614
Roboto may have been
A tad hasty
313
00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:49,250
When he formed the legion of
Duck doom.
314
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,118
Roboto was angry with dodgers.
315
00:15:51,152 --> 00:15:53,655
In fact, roboto was
So blinded by anger,
316
00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:55,991
All roboto could think about
Was revenge,
317
00:15:56,091 --> 00:16:01,091
But roboto now realizes that
Dodgers is roboto's friend.
318
00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:05,299
So, anyway, roboto thinks
Legion of duck doom
319
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,001
Should call off meteor
320
00:16:07,101 --> 00:16:12,051
And have breakfast
On roboto, ok?
321
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,075
- we're sticking with the plan.
322
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:19,013
This time,
Dodgers doesn't get away.
323
00:16:19,113 --> 00:16:22,283
Get him!
324
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,819
- roboto must save dodgers.
325
00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:28,155
- aye! Where's that
Scurvy-horned swaggard
326
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,257
Think he's going?
327
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,125
- he's off to save dodgers!
328
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,928
- hey, look.
He left his base behind.
329
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,496
- check his pockets for money!
330
00:16:35,597 --> 00:16:37,798
He did offer
To pay for breakfast!
331
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,167
- yeah...Bacon and eggs.
332
00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:40,168
- pancakes.
333
00:16:40,268 --> 00:16:43,171
- how about waffles?
334
00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:48,204
- meanwhile, at
The martian wedding...
335
00:16:49,143 --> 00:16:50,512
- aren't you glad we resolved
336
00:16:50,612 --> 00:16:52,480
Our aquatic differences,
Black eell?
337
00:16:52,514 --> 00:16:56,284
- yes, I suppose I am, seaman.
338
00:16:56,351 --> 00:16:59,287
- sticking with that hat, huh?
339
00:16:59,354 --> 00:17:04,354
By the way, you're out of
Wedding cake.
340
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:12,700
- isn't she the most beautiful
Thing you've ever seen?
341
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:15,203
- who?
342
00:17:15,236 --> 00:17:16,738
- dearly beloved,
343
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:19,507
We are gathered here
To join this mars man...
344
00:17:19,541 --> 00:17:22,010
- I think I'm going to be sick.
- really?
345
00:17:22,044 --> 00:17:24,845
- there must have been
Something wrong with those
346
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,915
182 pieces of cake.
347
00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:29,250
- he just needs
Immediate medical attention.
348
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,719
Please continue.
349
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:34,822
- do you, queen of mars,
Take this, uh, martian
350
00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,925
To be your lawful husband?
351
00:17:38,025 --> 00:17:39,894
- what?
- roboto is here
352
00:17:39,994 --> 00:17:40,895
To save dodgers.
353
00:17:40,995 --> 00:17:42,764
Dodgers is in grave danger.
354
00:17:42,864 --> 00:17:44,532
- yeah, yeah.
What's with the cart?
355
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:45,933
- it's a design flaw.
356
00:17:46,033 --> 00:17:47,402
Every time roboto flies away,
357
00:17:47,435 --> 00:17:49,404
Roboto has to leave base behind.
358
00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:50,405
But that not matter now.
359
00:17:50,438 --> 00:17:52,039
What matters is dodgers' safety.
360
00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:54,742
Dodgers is roboto's friend.
361
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:55,743
- do I know you?
362
00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,078
- see here!
363
00:17:57,111 --> 00:17:58,446
- roboto is sorry,
But roboto is
364
00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,714
In quite a rush
To save dodgers.
365
00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:02,583
- from whom?
366
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:05,186
Huh?
367
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,421
- from us!
368
00:18:06,521 --> 00:18:08,690
- sorry.
Still not ringing any bells.
369
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:10,891
- we're taking the duck
And taking out
370
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,927
Anybody who gets in our way.
371
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:14,763
- dodgers not going anywhere.
372
00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:17,398
- yeah! I just found
Some more cake here.
373
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,700
- if you want dodgers,
You must go through
374
00:18:19,767 --> 00:18:21,269
Roboto first.
375
00:18:21,369 --> 00:18:22,938
- and th-th-the cadet.
376
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:27,971
- to inspire such loyalty,
Dodgers truly is the best man!
377
00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:31,813
- we're at the same
Wedding, right?
378
00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:35,316
Fine. I guess the groom
Will assist the best man.
379
00:18:35,416 --> 00:18:37,816
- thanks, buddy.
380
00:18:51,165 --> 00:18:53,501
- whoa-oh-oh-oh!
381
00:18:53,601 --> 00:18:55,002
- that'll warn you.
382
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,639
Roboto not warn you again.
383
00:18:57,739 --> 00:19:00,642
- hey, save your breath,
You scurvy machine!
384
00:19:00,742 --> 00:19:03,110
You're not match for
This doohickey.
385
00:19:03,144 --> 00:19:08,144
She makes whirlpools at
3 different speeds.
386
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,318
- hey, go easy on
The wedding presents.
387
00:19:10,351 --> 00:19:11,853
I'm taking those.
388
00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:15,323
- so, you want some
Wedding presents, do you?
389
00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:16,658
- well, I am the best man.
390
00:19:16,758 --> 00:19:18,827
I think I'm entitled to
The presents.
391
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:23,860
- how about some
Razor-sharp silverware?
392
00:19:24,432 --> 00:19:25,833
- mother.
393
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:29,537
Hey, lamb kabob.
Pretty fancy.
394
00:19:29,637 --> 00:19:34,637
Hey, metal tray covers.
Pretty fancy.
395
00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:37,945
- please miss me.
Please miss me.
396
00:19:38,012 --> 00:19:39,980
Hey, they missed me!
397
00:19:40,014 --> 00:19:41,282
That missed me, too.
398
00:19:41,349 --> 00:19:42,183
- my turn!
399
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,686
- when's my turn?
400
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:49,719
- ohh...That lamb's
Not sitting so well.
401
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:54,796
- why does everyone
Hate my hat?
402
00:19:54,863 --> 00:19:57,465
- uh...Hello?
Is someone there?
403
00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,367
All I see are clouds.
404
00:19:59,467 --> 00:20:00,869
- avast, ye tin menace!
405
00:20:00,902 --> 00:20:05,306
Let's see you give the slip to
A microwave oven!
406
00:20:05,373 --> 00:20:07,007
- microwave?
407
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:08,309
- why is that cloud on fire
408
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,978
And moving towards us
Really quickly?
409
00:20:10,045 --> 00:20:13,381
- that's not a cloud.
That's a meteor!
410
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:15,717
- blimey!
Meteor, dead ahead!
411
00:20:15,817 --> 00:20:17,218
- sh-sh-shiver me timbers!
412
00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:22,318
- roboto can't believe
This is happening...Again.
413
00:20:25,226 --> 00:20:29,564
Roboto save dodgers...Again.
414
00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:31,199
- have we met? Wait.
415
00:20:31,233 --> 00:20:36,233
Did you used to have long hair
And drive a black camaro?
416
00:20:44,746 --> 00:20:49,746
Did you used to drive
A black camaro?
417
00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:52,634
- dodgers friend.
418
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:06,968
- seriously, who was that guy?
419
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:09,604
- now, if you interlopers
Don't mind,
420
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:11,439
We have a wedding to finish.
421
00:21:11,539 --> 00:21:12,941
- no, we don't.
422
00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:15,443
I'm sorry, but I can't
Marry you, commander.
423
00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,745
I still have feelings
For dodgers.
424
00:21:17,779 --> 00:21:19,313
I can't tell you why, exactly.
425
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:23,117
He just has this quality,
This power, this presence
426
00:21:23,217 --> 00:21:24,786
That I find irresistible.
427
00:21:24,819 --> 00:21:27,622
All I know for certain is that
My feelings for dodgers are real
428
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:32,092
And that, deep down,
He has the same feelings for me.
429
00:21:32,126 --> 00:21:34,095
- whoa! Back off, sister.
430
00:21:34,129 --> 00:21:35,797
Nothing personal,
But duck dodgers is
431
00:21:35,897 --> 00:21:37,665
Strictly bachelor material.
432
00:21:37,765 --> 00:21:41,136
Why do you think I threw myself
That bachelor party last night?
433
00:21:41,169 --> 00:21:44,505
- that was supposed to be
My bachelor party!
434
00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:46,141
- ha ha ha!
Oh, boy.
435
00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:48,976
You people really don't
Understand bachelor parties,
436
00:21:49,009 --> 00:21:49,644
Do you?
437
00:21:49,744 --> 00:21:50,778
Don't worry, queen.
438
00:21:50,812 --> 00:21:52,146
Someday, you'll find a fellow
439
00:21:52,246 --> 00:21:54,148
Who's almost as good as me...
440
00:21:54,181 --> 00:21:56,651
If you're not too old by then.
441
00:21:56,751 --> 00:21:59,988
- you won't live long enough
To regret those words.
442
00:22:00,088 --> 00:22:03,491
The truce between mars and earth
Is officially over!
443
00:22:03,524 --> 00:22:07,162
Centurions, seize
The earthling intruders!
444
00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,164
- cadet, grab all the food
And gifts you can carry,
445
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,599
And meet me at the ship.
446
00:22:11,666 --> 00:22:13,001
- oh, good thinking, captain.
447
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:18,034
I can b-b...Run like the wind
In this chair.
448
00:22:19,607 --> 00:22:21,943
- I despise you, black eell.
449
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:25,013
- I despise you more, seaman!
450
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:28,782
- I'm just glad things are
Back to normal.
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