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* frozen in a time
And space divide *
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* but how would *
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* the universe survive? *
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* duck dodgers of
The 24th and 1/2 century *
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* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
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* duck dodgers
Is fighting tyranny *
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* in the 24th and 1/2 century *
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- the war between earth and mars
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Has been raging
For over 200 years.
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- but today, there's new hope
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That the conflict may finally
Be coming to an end.
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Good evening.
I'm skye falling.
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- and I'm walter carbonite
Coming to you live
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From the asteroid neutralia
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Where leaders
From earth and mars
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Are gathered to sign
This historic peace treaty.
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- dignitaries
From around the universe
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Have come to witness
The big event,
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Including the president of space
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Along with his lovely
First lady mrs. Space.
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There's captain star johnson.
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Secretary of the stratosphere
Dr. I.Q. Hi
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Along with his psychoanalyst
Brother dr. Psy-q hi.
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And other government bigwigs.
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- (murmuring)
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- and representing
The angry red planet,
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Queen teera nee of mars.
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- accompanied
By commander x-2,
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Whose rise to power
Has been recently eclipsed
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By a new shining star--
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The queen's new
Secretary of war and peace,
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General z-9.
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Z-9 is not only the leader
Of the martian military
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And author of the peace treaty,
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But according
To the rumor mill,
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He's also on the fast track
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To being the queen's
New consort.
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- hmm, no-good, two-faced,
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Social-climbing
Snake in the grass.
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Your majesty.
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- you don't like him,
Do you?
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- oh, I wouldn't say that,
Your highness.
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I like him in a way.
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In a gee-I-can't-wait-to-go-
To-his-funeral sort of way.
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(fanfare)
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- where are the pens?
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- the pens?
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- dodgers, where are you?
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- you couldn't let it go,
Could you?
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You just had to d-d-dicker
Over the price.
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- it's highway robbery.
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They sell the pens cheap,
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Then they gouge you
On the ink.
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It's a total racket.
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- m-maybe,
B-b-but that's no reason
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To call their leader
A b-b-banana-nosed,
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Nostrilian n-n-nuggeteer.
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- dodgers, what's keeping you
And those ceremonial pens?
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- we're on our way, I.Q.
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Strap yourself in, cadet.
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Another enemy thwarted.
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- once that treaty's signed,
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We won't have many enemies.
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T-t-there will be peace
In space.
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Won't that be fantas--
D-d-d--fantas--d-d-d--
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Won't that be nice?
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- I guess.
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But if there's peace,
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The defense budget
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Will be cut.
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There will be layoffs,
Downsizing.
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I could lose my job.
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Booted from the service.
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Forced to scrounge for whatever
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Measly civil servant job
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I can find!
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Duh, your vehicle ain't got
No smog inspection sticker.
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Next.
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This peace treaty scenario
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May be a problemo
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For one little black duck.
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(beep beep)
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(chuckling)
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- bucket head.
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- earth creature.
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- so what do you think?
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Could today mark the end
Of our mutual hatred?
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- highly unlikely, dodgers.
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Whether at war or in peace,
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I shall always loathe you.
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- you shall always love me?
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- eww!
- I said "Loathe," you idiot.
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- did not.
- did too.
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- you love a duck.
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- I do not.
- do too.
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- uh-uh.
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- uh-huh.
- uh-uh.
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- uh-huh. Aah!
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(fanfare)
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- let the signing begin.
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- what?
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- hmm.
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- hmm.
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- (chuckling)
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- (gasp)
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- oh, dear.
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- could it be
I overdid it a tad?
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- (screaming)
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- this is a mockery.
An outrage.
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- of course you know
This means war!
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- eh, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
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Now, where have I heard
That line before?
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- well, I-I-it looks like
It's back
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To space opera
Heroics for us.
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- yes. Ever on alert
To protect the skyways.
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(clink)
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(slurping)
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What's on the idiot box?
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- hoping to resurrect
The peace treaty,
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Star johnson has been sent
To patch up the rift
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Between earth and mars.
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- johnson gets all
The cushy assignments.
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- meanwhile, the secretary
Of home planet security
J. Edgar ashcan
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Is leading the investigation
Into what went wrong.
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- I'll hunt down
The reprobate responsible
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For this pen fiasco
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And make him pay
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Through the nose!
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- the investigation has led
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Secretary j. Edgar ashcan
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To nostrilia 10.
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- uh-oh.
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- there, the locals were able
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To sniff out a few clues.
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- which sent us down
An expected path
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To where we are today.
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Open up, dodgers!
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- aah!
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Cadet, fire up
The thrusters.
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Get us out of here!
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- b-b-why, captain?
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- we know you're in there.
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- I was afraid
I'd lose my job.
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I sabotaged the pens.
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- sabotage?
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- save me, cadet!
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It's your duty
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As a sycophantic underling.
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Aah! Ha ha ha!
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Please!
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- don't w-w-w--
Eh, d-d-don't fret, captain.
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I'll take the blame.
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I have a spotless record.
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T-t-they're sure
To let me off easy.
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- what a pal!
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Mwah!
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Mmm, salty.
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And never fear.
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If things get hairy,
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I'll stick up for ya.
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(loud banging)
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- duck dodgers,
I charge you with--
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- he did it.
He did it!
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(splat)
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- take him away.
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- oh, t-t-thanks
For sticking up for me.
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- oh, right.
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Shoot.
I knew I forgot something.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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(people murmuring)
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(gavel banging)
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- order in the court.
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The eager young space cadet
Has been found guilty
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Of intergalactic sabotage.
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Cadet, you are hereby sentenced
For the rest of your life
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To the juantanaguanamo bay
Penal colony.
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(audience gasping)
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- (murmuring)
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- stop! This is wrong.
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All wrong.
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Begging the court's indulgence,
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But please, let me speak.
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I...Confess.
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- (gasping and murmuring)
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- I confess...
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That I tried to stop that pig,
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But would he listen?
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Noooo.
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For he is a headstrong hog.
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Oh, yes, my friends.
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This little piggy
Went to market,
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Where he purchased the
Ingredients of his subterfuge.
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Then this little piggy
Stayed home,
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Plotting and scheming.
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Every night, this little piggy
Had roast beef
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With mashed potatoes,
Yorkshire pudding,
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And succotash.
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But did he have
A daily exercise regimen
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To work on his abs?
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No.
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This little piggy had none.
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And now he begs for mercy?
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Well, I say it's time
For this little piggy
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To go "Wee, wee, wee"
All the way home
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To prison!
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- (cheering)
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- eh, t-t-thanks for
The great defense, captain.
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- oh, defense.
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Right.
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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- that dodgers is exactly
The kind of dynamic personality
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Who can salvage
The peace treaty.
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- my queen, star johnson
Has arrived from earth.
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- your majesty, I am here
To renegotiate the peace.
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- very well.
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- but not with you, johnson.
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We'll negotiate only
With him--
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Duck dodgers.
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- welcome to juantanaguanamo bay
Penal colony.
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- uhh!
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- meet your cellmate, punk--
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The andromeda annihilator.
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- ooh. Toy piggy bank.
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Me make deposit.
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Hee hee hee hee!
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- eh, t-t-t-that's all, folks.
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- ever since cadet
Was sent away,
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I seem so run down,
Listless.
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- great news, dodgers.
You've been promoted.
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For your several days
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Of mediocre
But competent service
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And your recent stupefying
Courtroom speech,
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You've been promoted
To the rank of rear admiral.
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- oh, boy!
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A salary boost.
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Personal assistants.
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The cool costume
With the funny hat.
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- your promotion
Was insisted upon
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By the martian high command.
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General z-9
Has his eye on you.
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- aah!
- I look forward to working
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Very closely with you,
Dodgers.
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- uh, back at you, big guy.
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- see you on mars tomorrow,
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When you and I will sign
The peace treaty
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Between our worlds.
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- I thought that was
Star johnson's gig.
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- general z-9
Requested you, dodgers.
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- till then, admiral,
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I bid you adieu.
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- a-doo-doo.
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- these are the codes
To the earth's
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Satellite defense system.
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Share these with the martians
Only after the treaty is signed.
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The fate of the world rests
On your shoulders, dodgers.
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- your faith in me
Is what gives me strength.
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(dialing)
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- acme travel agency,
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00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:28,916
I'd like a ticket on your next
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Flight to alpha centauri.
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One way ought to do it.
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- what have we here?
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A video transmission
To counselor dish?
264
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,232
Hmm.
265
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,334
- interplanetary conquest
Is on schedule.
266
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,736
The earthling duck
Is an imbecile
267
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:54,174
Who will unwittingly surrender
His planet to my rule.
268
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,010
With the martian queen
In my thrall,
269
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:00,180
Both worlds will soon be ours.
270
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:04,084
- rings of saturn!
Z-9 is a traitor.
271
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,991
- what's this?
272
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:14,094
Has the earthling
Been playing spy?
273
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,430
Naughty, naughty, johnson.
274
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,934
We'll need to come up with
A special punishment for you.
275
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,803
- aah! Aah! Aah!
276
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,906
Uhh.
277
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,578
- oh, dear.
278
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,924
- (murmuring)
279
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,026
- t-t-thanks for sticking up
For me, captain.
280
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,228
T-t-thanks for sticking up
For me, captain.
281
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,098
T-t-thanks for sticking up
For me, captain.
282
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,711
- yah!
283
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,347
- ugh!
284
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,383
- where's my little
Piggy bank?
285
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,419
Hee hee hee!
286
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,126
- ooh!
287
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,732
- jump, cadet! Jump!
288
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:28,902
I'll catch you.
I promise.
289
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,904
- aah!
290
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,611
(phone rings)
291
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:40,447
- hang on a sec.
292
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,881
Hello?
293
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,783
Oh, hi.
294
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,785
Nothing. How about you?
295
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,387
- aah!
296
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,222
- aah!
297
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,361
You got to help me, doc.
298
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,196
Please.
299
00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:00,800
I can't sleep. I'm up all night
Watching 350-year-old reruns
300
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,702
Of "Sabrina,
The teenage witch."
301
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,073
Thoughts of self-loathing
Won't leave me alone.
302
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,307
What can I do?
303
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,875
- you must undo the reasons
304
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,010
You hate yourself.
305
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,511
- no. I mean about sabrina.
306
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,214
I got a wicked crush
On melissa joan hart.
307
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:16,749
- but what about
The self-loathing?
308
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:19,152
- that I sort of enjoy.
309
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,289
- with this process,
Dodgers,
310
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,391
We are going to link
Our minds together,
311
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,460
And I will try to uncover
What's bothering you.
312
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,231
(machine whirring)
313
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,303
- (grunting)
314
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,808
- sweeties. Ladies.
Dames. Chicks.
315
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,510
Melissa joan hart.
316
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:45,112
Whoo, whoo, whoo.
317
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,614
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
318
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,016
Babes. Honeys.
319
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,617
Is my toupee on straight?
320
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,253
Betrayed my best friend
And condemned him
321
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,488
To pay
For my crime.
322
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,057
Dolls. Dearies.
323
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:59,026
Giant hairy-nosed men.
324
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:02,929
Girls! Girls! Girls!
325
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,231
I know what your problem is.
326
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,499
- me, too. I need a date.
327
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:07,900
- besides that.
328
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,269
You will not enjoy
Your new life
329
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,938
Until you help
Your best friend.
330
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,506
- my best friend?
331
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:16,043
Any idea what
He's talking about, chum?
332
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,278
- not a clue, old bean.
333
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:27,454
- well,
Look at the little piggy boy.
334
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,922
Eat your slop,
Piggy boy.
335
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,592
- (grunting)
(dish breaks)
336
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,327
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey!
337
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,828
O-o-one hundred years
From now--
338
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,630
No, t-t-tomorrow--
339
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,831
I'll eat toast.
340
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:39,966
B-b-burn toast,
Drink toast.
341
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,201
I'll d-d-drink toast.
342
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:42,269
I'll d-d-drink
Water polo.
343
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,870
Polo ponies, poloponies.
344
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,572
M-m-m-monopolies.
345
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,639
Can you say potato?
346
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:47,674
I say asbestos
347
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,109
With mint jelly. Ha ha.
348
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,143
And j-j-jerry mathers
As the beaver.
349
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,245
(speaking indistinctly)
350
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,747
Aye, yi, yi, yi, yi, yi!
Yi, yi, yi!
351
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,848
- whoa!
352
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,884
Steer clear of the pig, dude.
353
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,387
He's a total freak!
354
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,355
- you never wanted peace.
355
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,957
Your treaty is just a sham.
356
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,194
- a successful sham.
357
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:10,463
And once I get those
Defense plans from dodgers,
358
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:14,134
Martian forces
Will conquer earth.
359
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,635
- the queen will stop you.
360
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,238
- the queen will do
What I tell her to do,
361
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:22,075
Or she won't be queen for long.
362
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,345
- let's recap.
363
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,547
You, dodgers, are an egomaniacal
364
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:28,981
Bipolar narcissist
365
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,551
And pathological liar
With sociopathic tendencies.
366
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,653
- give it to me straight, doc.
I can take it.
367
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,888
- but there's still
A chance I can cure you.
368
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:38,758
I'm going to try a controversial
Form of shock therapy--
369
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,894
Not yet approved by the galactic
Food and drug administration.
370
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,631
(thud)
371
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,833
- hey, I think I get it!
372
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,736
If I'm ever gonna be able
To live with myself,
373
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:54,274
I have to save my bestest pal
In the whole galaxy.
374
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,645
Cadet.
375
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,979
- uhh!
376
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:03,883
- (growling)
377
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,586
- chewie?
378
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,522
- f-f-follow me
If you want to live.
379
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,294
- your majesty! To arms!
380
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,497
You're in grave danger!
381
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,000
- oops.
382
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,937
Commander, I'm afraid
You've become a liability.
383
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,573
Atomize him.
384
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,142
- yah! Yah!
385
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:31,744
Gangway!
386
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,248
Aah! Aah! Aah!
387
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,217
- (gasp)
388
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,586
General,
I order you to explain
389
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,621
What on mars is going on here.
390
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:46,793
- I'm afraid you won't
Be giving any more orders,
391
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,628
Your majesty.
392
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,570
- how do you like that?
393
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,372
I'm only an admiral
For two days,
394
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:34,807
And this is the fate
That awaits my ship.
395
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:35,808
(engine running)
396
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,677
There she is.
397
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,879
Hey! I need that!
398
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,589
- (growling)
399
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,292
(barking)
400
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,495
- aah!
401
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:03,436
(growling)
402
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,773
(whimpering)
403
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,640
- go forward!
Go forward, I say!
404
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:48,415
Not this forward!
That forward!
405
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:57,824
Aah! Ha ha ha!
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