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- * frozen in a time
And space divide *
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* but how would
The universe survive? *
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* duck dodgers of
The 24th and 1/2 century *
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* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
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* duck dodgers
Is fighting tyranny *
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* in the 24th and 1/2 century *
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Adding virtual characters.
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(ribbit ribbit ribbit)
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On-line game matrix
Complete.
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(squish)
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- * in sorcery and mystery *
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* dressed up
In silk and ca-roonin' *
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* I play this game
From dawn to night *
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* but I've never
Kissed a woman *
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- ha ha! Ahoy there,
Paunchy padre.
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It is I, wandering adventurer
Lord errorprone the stumbler,
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And I demand to inspecteth
What is in thy cart.
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Yikes! And away!
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If I remember correctly,
This doesn't end well.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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(splat)
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Eww.
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- ha ha ha!
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- you enjoyed that,
Didn't you?
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- um...
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- well, I think
This full immersion
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Fantasy role-playing game
Of yours stinks.
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(sniffing)
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Quite literally, actually.
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- p-p-please,
Captain dodgers.
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You j-j-just
Started playing.
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I'm sure you'll grow
To b-b-b...Love the game.
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- this stuff
Is for disconnected losers.
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- b-b-but you have to meet
My on-line friends.
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With all the hours
I put in at work,
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It's the only s-s-social
Interaction I have left.
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- the prosecution rests.
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- comrades,
Allow me to introduce
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My b-b-bestest pal...
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G-g-good old errorprone
T-t-the stumbler.
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- greetings, internet zombies
And other friendless shut-ins...
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With absolutely
No sense of humor.
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- this here is ellomold...
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Enchantress
From the f-f-fairy realm.
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- so what do you say
You and I ditch
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These farmhands, toots?
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- I would rather kiss an orc.
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- well, I don't have
Any idea who you might be
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In real life.
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- kiss me, my lord.
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- eww!
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- you have insulted
My honor.
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- can I borrow
That thing a minute?
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Thank you.
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- huh huh huh huh huh.
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- ha ha ha!
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- hee hee hee!
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- this is pointless.
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- this, my lord,
Is master scamwise
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Of the wee people.
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- I am a master thief.
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- you are a master dork.
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- and that's ragnar
The barbarian.
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- newbie.
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- well, I hate
To break up this fellowship
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Of the dinks, but I quit.
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Maybe I can find myself
A nice game of yahtzee.
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- hee hee hee!
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- (shouting)
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- hee hee hee!
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Hee hee hee!
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- ohh...
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W-w-where's lord errorprone?
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- I don't know.
- beats me.
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- I haven't seen him.
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Are you here,
Lord errorprone?
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- present.
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- come closer, dearies.
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Lezah the wicked
Has a quest for you.
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- this lezah
Another friend of yours?
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- n-nope. I'm pretty sure
She's the bad guy.
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- ah.
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- I command you do-gooders
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To rescue the princess locked
In the citadel of insanity.
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- is this princess beautiful?
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- more than beautiful.
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- and will we have to search
Through treacherous lands
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To find this citadel?
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- beyond treacherous.
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- typical.
All right, grandma,
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If it means
I get to go home sooner,
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I'll find your
Stupid princess.
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- perfect.
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Good-bye, dearies.
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Hee hee hee!
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- w-w-where should we begin
Our quest, lord errorprone?
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- how about over yonder?
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That looks like
A good place to start.
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It's the swamp
Of immediate psychosis,
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So stick close,
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Lest one of us run into...
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Any unforeseen danger.
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Who put a tree right here
In the swamp?
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- oh, quite sorry, old bean.
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- hey, who's talking?
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- I do hope
You're not injured.
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- a talking tree?
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- oh, yes. I am the old man
Of the forest.
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- look, box elder,
A modern audience
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Just won't
Accept talking plants.
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- oh. Well,
I guess you're right.
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I have overstayed
My welcome.
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How embarrassing.
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- hey, woody,
You gonna be all right?
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- oh, yes. It's off
To the paper mill for me.
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Wouldn't want a modern
Audience to have to deal
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With something as out-of-date
As a talking tree.
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- loved your work
In "The wizard of oz."
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- ah, yes.
The bit with the apples.
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Thank you!
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- (sobbing)
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I love that tree dude.
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- in order to rescue
The princess,
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We must cross through the tomb
Of inordinate lunacy,
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But those doors
Look mighty indeed.
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Even ragnar's great strength
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Would not be enough
To open them.
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- hmm!
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- we must hatch a plan.
-ooh!
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- you seem to have
S-s-stumbled onto a solution.
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- play to your strengths,
I always say.
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- the tomb is laden
With booby traps
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And many hidden dangers.
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- we shall follow
In thy dainty footsteps.
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- chivalry is dead.
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- see? T-t-this game
Isn't so bad.
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- speak for yourself.
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You don't have a scaredy-scam
Hiding in your costume.
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- this is only a game.
This is only a game.
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- I found a way out.
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- great.
- wonderful.
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- that wasn't so bad.
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- do you mind?
- sorry.
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- hurry, lord errorprone.
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Oops.
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- zounds!
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- hurry! Hurry!
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- I'm hurrying!
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- you got it. You got it!
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Yeah, baby!
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Whoops.
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- figures.
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(growling)
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Shades of ray harryhausen.
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(roaring)
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- y-y-you can take 'em.
Y-y-you can do it!
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Ha ha ha,
M-m-maybe I should just
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Work on getting
This gate open.
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- yah! Yah! Yah!
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- oh, how's he doing?
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- t-t-this is a harmless
Virtual environment, r-r-right?
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- ha, ha.
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Hey, hey. Hee, hee.
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Parry. Thrust!
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Ho, ho. Ya, ha.
Take that!
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(roar)
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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
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Hyah!
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These guys are dumber
Than the martian robots.
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(roar)
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Take this!
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Direct hit!
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(growling)
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That's just not fair.
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Can we discuss this
Like rational beings?
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- psst,
L-l-lord errorprone.
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- what?
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- r-r-reach deep down
Inside yourself.
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- I thought we weren't doing
The corny coach thing anymore.
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- no, really.
Reach down inside yourself.
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- scamwise!
- hello.
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- get ready
For the brunswick special.
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(roaring)
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Strike!
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Eat your heart out,
Earl anthony.
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- hurry, my magic won't hold
These gates open for long.
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(roaring)
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- I'd love to stay and play,
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But I have
A previous engagement.
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Aah!
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(roaring)
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Close the gate!
Close the gate!
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- there.
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- and I think
This belongs to me.
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There she is, adventurers...
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The citadel of insanity.
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But how shall we scale
Its lofty walls?
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- oh, ragnar knows.
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- expound on thy theory,
Gentle giant.
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- huh huh.
Ragnar shoot duck like arrow.
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Ha! Totally.
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- ok. Begin with the climbing.
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Hold up.
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I think this might be it.
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(door opens)
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Fear not.
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Lord errorprone is here
To rescue...
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Uhh! Aah!
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- while I was trapped
In this prison,
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Only my spirit
Could wander the lands,
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But now, you've set me free.
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Uh, you do find me
Beautiful, don't you?
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- eh, maybe after
A sizzling dwarven seltzer.
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- kiss me, my lord.
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00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,203
- how's about
A little help here?
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- I think you make
A lovely couple.
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- give me that.
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Bippity, boppity,
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Yuck.
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I'm some cook.
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00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:24,718
And now for that kiss
You were talking about.
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Mmm.
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00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,891
- galactic server shut down.
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00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,993
- no. No! Not now!
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-ohh! I want to keep playing!
- s-s-sorry, captain.
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- oh, and just when I was
Gonna kiss the beautiful girl.
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00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,935
- w-w-well, like you said,
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You can never tell
What these people are like
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I-I-in real life.
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- yeah. She was probably
A 350-pound oaf
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Living in his mother's
Storm cellar.
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- oh, poo.
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And just when
I was about to kiss
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The handsome
Lord errorprone.
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I wonder if I can find myself
A nice game of yahtzee.
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- fertilization process
Complete.
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Fields ready for planting.
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Begin seeding process.
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(crash)
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- howdy, cadet.
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- uh, howdy,
C-c-captain dodgers.
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- let's commence to plantin'.
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I brought my favorite
Tractor...Old rust.
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- uh, but, sir, we don't use
Outmoded equipment like that.
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T-t-this is a state-of-the-art
24th and 1/2 century farm,
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And the crops we grow here
Will p-p-provide
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Valuable fresh produce
For the residents
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Of the p-p-protectorate
Research station.
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- look, little piggy,
I know everything
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I need
To know about agriculture.
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Farming's in my blood.
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After all,
I was raised on a farm.
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- y-y-you were?
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- uh, either that,
Or maybe I watched
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00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,013
An old episode
Of "Green acres."
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00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,782
- I d-d-don't know, captain.
If we don't succeed,
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00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,251
The people on that
Research station
258
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,586
Will have to live on
P-p-processed food pellets.
259
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,756
- why, I've got manure
Flowing through my veins.
260
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:12,792
I'm a regular
Luther burbank.
261
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,061
- d-d-don't worry, kids.
262
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,830
I don't know
Who that is, either.
263
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,068
- push faster, hogwart!
264
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,836
We got soil to till.
265
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,671
I'm not really out of gas,
But I figured
266
00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:29,409
He can stand
To lose about 15 pounds.
267
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,679
Grow. Grow,
My tiny bean sprout.
268
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:36,149
Climb to the sky.
269
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:37,184
Hey!
270
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,854
Sometimes these beans
Are so literal.
271
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,559
- ow!
272
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,031
- tee hee.
273
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,034
Here, chick, chick, chick,
Chick, chick, chick.
274
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,835
Here, chick, chick, chick,
Chick, chick, chick.
275
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:59,973
Aah! Whoa! Ow! Ow!
Whoa! Ow! Ow! Ow!
276
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:06,479
- w-w-well, I have to admit,
277
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,449
You've r-r-really
Transformed the space farm.
278
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:12,452
- why, thank you, cadet.
I'm right proud of it.
279
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,754
- I guess you really
Do have m-m-manure
280
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,089
Flowing through your veins.
281
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,658
- what a beautiful,
Vibrant, healthy...
282
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,660
-aah!
-a weed!
283
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:23,396
No weed is gonna ruin
This duck's beautiful
284
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,798
Agrarian paradise.
285
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,635
Lucky I borrowed
This little contraption
286
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,270
From the martians.
287
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,839
Yow!
288
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,308
- ah, sustenance!
- we're saved.
289
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,776
And I thought
We'd surely perish
290
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,245
In that dreadful box.
291
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:41,381
- yes. Chalk it up to good,
Clean living, old chum.
292
00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:42,182
After you.
293
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,783
- oh, no. No. After you.
294
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:44,717
- are you certain?
295
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:45,718
- oh, yes.
296
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,587
- oh, you're too good to me.
297
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:51,391
- but do heed my warning.
I'll be hot on your tail.
298
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,660
(giggling)
299
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,863
- ok. Let's give
This baby a try.
300
00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:00,433
That weed will wish
It never sprouted.
301
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,202
(grunting)
302
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:06,439
Hmm, one of these buttons
Has got to start this thing.
303
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,341
(engine starts)
304
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,442
There we go!
305
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:13,246
Oh! Oh! Oh! E-I-e-I-oh!
306
00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:22,189
(gasp)
307
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,193
(panting)
308
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,031
- oh, well,
What do you know?
309
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,533
A l-l-little old weed.
310
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,468
- call the international
Planet of pancakes
311
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,305
And tell them
Their butter is ready.
312
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,475
Cadet, we're in a real pickle.
313
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,811
We got to get rid
Of a nasty weed.
314
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:46,813
- y-y-you mean this nasty weed?
315
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,615
- wahoo! You did it!
316
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,318
The crops are saved!
317
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,653
Just look at all
This beautiful produce.
318
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:58,591
Yes, sir. Our regular
Nature's bounty.
319
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:01,161
- just look at all
This beautiful produce.
320
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,595
- a regular nature's bounty.
321
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,198
There's just so much,
I can't make up my mind.
322
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,468
- well, then, we shall
Just have to eat everything.
323
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:12,539
- amor danza!
324
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,574
- no. Not my children.
325
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,509
There.
326
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,345
- oh, dear.
Look at this one.
327
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,113
- ugh! It has a hideous growth.
328
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:24,584
- how disgusting.
Definitely not a keeper.
329
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,219
- martian gophers...
330
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:29,756
The greatest scourge
In the solar system.
331
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,558
- guilty as charged.
332
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,561
(giggling)
333
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,029
- (snickering)
334
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:39,699
- w-w-what do you have there?
Some sort of g-g-gopher poison?
335
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,868
- nope. Even better.
336
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,103
Gum.
337
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,737
- t-t-this shall be
Enlightening.
338
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:48,308
- I've planted gum in every
One of these gopher holes.
339
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,077
They can't resist the stuff,
340
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:52,612
But their systems
Can't handle it.
341
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,413
(evil laughter)
342
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,248
Gums up the works, you know?
343
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,716
- eh, b-b-best of luck.
344
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,919
Where does he get
T-t-these s-s-stupid ideas?
345
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,289
- hey. Heloise
Hasn't failed me yet,
346
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,892
And I got that stain
Out of your pants, didn't I?
347
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:09,729
They're probably
In pretty bad shape by now.
348
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:12,031
- oh, dear.
Look at all the swelling.
349
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,101
- oh, I don't think
I've ever seen anything
350
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,569
Get so big so fast.
351
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,341
Oh, careful.
It's going to pop.
352
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,544
- huh?
353
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,213
I'm gonna need a bag
Of ice cubes
354
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,749
And some paper towels
Soaked in lemon juice.
355
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,018
(sputtering)
356
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:36,756
- ah, behold. The last morsel
Of delectable vegetation.
357
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,525
- oh, it's simply gorgeous.
358
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,160
- would you care
To finish it off, old boy?
359
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,096
- may I?
- it would be my...Pleasure!
360
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,667
- oh, I got it.
I got it! Ha ha ha!
361
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,136
- ha ha ha ha!
362
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,270
- all right!
363
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:53,840
I hates you meeces
To pieces!
364
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,108
(gun charges)
365
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,443
- oh, dear!
366
00:17:56,509 --> 00:18:00,480
- come back here,
You wascally wodents!
367
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:04,284
Klondike cat
Always gets his mouse!
368
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,253
- he has to run out
Of other people's catch phrases
369
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,554
Sooner or later.
370
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,556
- he is. That last one
Was a bit of a stretch,
371
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,493
If you ask me.
372
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,297
- a-a-approaching galactic
Protectorate research station.
373
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,531
B-b-beginning
Docking procedures.
374
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,905
- come out, come out,
Wherever you are.
375
00:18:25,972 --> 00:18:27,907
- do you know, I do believe
That surface-dweller
376
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:30,677
Is intent on destroying us.
377
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,445
(beeping)
378
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,382
- or destroying his ship.
379
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:42,489
- explosions?
380
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,357
T-t-the engines are offline.
381
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,925
- protectorate space craft.
382
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,796
This is captain adrian peters
Of the research station.
383
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:51,298
Please stop your ship.
384
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,866
We haven't opened
Our doors yet.
385
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:59,239
- um, y-y-you might want
To clear your docking bay.
386
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,873
- I think we lost him.
387
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:04,143
- here's duckie!
388
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:09,316
- (shouting)
389
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,252
- whoa! Aah! Oh!
390
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,721
(panting)
391
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,055
Ahh.
392
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,924
Eek!
393
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,893
- lieutenant, whose starship
Is sticking out
394
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,296
Of my research station?
395
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,564
- duck dodgers', sir.
396
00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:26,866
- dodgers.
- don't worry, cadet.
397
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,236
I'll handle these
Protectorate slobs.
398
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,903
- d-d-did you ever
Find the gophers?
399
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,240
- what gophers?
Never mind.
400
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,841
- ah, captain dodgers.
401
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,444
I trust you brought
My fresh produce?
402
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:42,014
- well, you're not
Gonna believe this, but...
403
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:43,015
No.
404
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,217
But you still have plenty
405
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,386
Of those delicious
Food pellets.
406
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,892
- oh, would you look
At all these scrumptious
407
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,461
Processed morsels?
408
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,329
- absolutely fabulous!
409
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,699
- why, it will take hours
To eat all these.
410
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,269
(giggling)
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