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- * frozen in a time
And space divide *
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* but how would
The universe survive? *
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* duck dodgers of
The 24th and 1/2 century *
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* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
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* duck dodgers is
Fighting tyranny *
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* in the 24th and 1/2 century *
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- status report, cadet.
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- his shields have
A strange signature.
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I've never seen
Anything like it.
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- I don't care who he is.
He's not getting away.
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- this is definitely the ship
That attacked m-maltese 7.
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- curses! I have
A timeshare on maltese 7.
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- h-he's trying to lose us.
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- follow him and fire weapons.
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- I'm just hitting asteroids.
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- keep firing.
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- (evil chuckle)
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- uh-oh.
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- t-the missiles
Are c-coming back.
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- um, more evasive maneuvers?
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- missiles evaded, captain.
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- whoa. That is
One big shiny rock.
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- aah!
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- why have you attacked
My valuable food source?
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- it's a big shiny rock
That talks!
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- I am masativo,
The living planet.
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Those asteroids provide
Nourishment to me.
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So I declare that your
Spaceships are too dangerous.
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Your skirmish must be
Settled personally,
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Through hand-to-hand combat!
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- sorry, cadet. Good luck.
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- no. The captains themselves
Will do battle.
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- now listen,
You mewling marble,
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I give the orders around...
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Here.
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- you must use
My natural resources
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To defend yourself.
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For if you ever want to leave,
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You must defeat
Your alien adversary.
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- hmm. Better get cracking.
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Wonder where my adversary is?
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- grr.
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- that must be the captain
Of that mysterious alien ship.
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- (speaking alien language)
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(sniffing)
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- good luck
Sniffing me out, pal.
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(sniffs)
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New car scent.
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- (speaking alien language)
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- ok, this will be easy.
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I'll use the element of surprise
And sneak up on him.
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Typical.
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- (snarls)
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- oh! Ow! Oof! Ow!
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Hey, not my metatarsals! Ooh!
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Whoa!
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Wow, ouch! Oh! Owie!
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Whoa!
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Taz! What are you doing?!
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Help...
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Me...
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Aah!
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Back off, buster!
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You're supposed
To attack the dummy!
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Just like in rehearsal!
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These stunt dummies
Pack quite a wallop.
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They're made to withstand
Rigorous abuse.
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Of...What?
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Out.
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- ha ha ha!
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- (whistles)
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Here, boy. Fetch!
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- (barking)
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- hmm, my adversary
Has overpowering strength,
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But limited intellect.
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What I need is a weapon,
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But where shall I find
Said weapon?
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A weapon, a weapon,
My kingdom for a weapon.
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But there's none to be found.
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So I'll just have to scour
The planet for materials
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From whence I can construct a
Weapon of my own fabrication.
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Yes! There it is.
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A perfect specimen
From nature's bounty.
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That will make
For a great start.
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That's weird. All of a sudden,
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I seem shorter.
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Funny. Wonder why that...Is?
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Aah!
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Of all the stupid nonsense.
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Hmm. This one looks
Straight and true.
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(rattling sound)
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Uhh.
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Once you
Take these things out,
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They're always
A little loose.
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Rings of saturn musket balls
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Melted from the dross
Of the planet's core.
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Cotton wadding left over
From that stunt dummy.
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And venuvian gun powder,
Made using mother's own recipe.
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Now to load this baby.
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- (shouting in alien language)
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- oh, no!
He's made a stick and a rock!
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Powder.
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Ball.
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Wadding.
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Ramrod.
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Maybe it's ball,
Powder, wadding.
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Then ram it...
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Perhaps it's wadding...
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Ball.
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Pow...
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Der.
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- (giggles)
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Me could watch this all day.
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- (shouting in alien language)
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- this is, hands-down,
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The worst hiding place
I've ever picked.
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I may have better luck
With this creature
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If I infiltrate
And attack from within.
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Hmm. The old traditional
Duck dinner.
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Who can resist?
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- (shouting in alien language)
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- yoo-hoo!
- ohh...
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- dinner is served.
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- wha...
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- hey there, hungry man.
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- huh?
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- you know you want it.
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- oh, no.
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- come on! I slaved inside
A hot stove all day long!
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You can't deny that
I'm not a magnificent specimen.
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I'm free-range, no steroids.
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Um, except for that time
I won the mr. Universe contest
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And became
Governor of california.
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All I ask is that you follow
Your taste buds, bud.
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- umm...
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- ha ha! Ha, ha ha ha!
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- ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha!
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- this doesn't make any sense.
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Daffy's bigger than taz,
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And he's standing there
In his stomach.
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- well, you know
It is a cartoon, son.
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- even so.
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- well, what if they do
Something visually stunning
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To take the edge off?
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- perhaps.
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- glad I saved
These golf cleats.
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* way deep inside
This monster's gullet *
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* I'm gonna play *
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(crickets chirping)
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Once again, I've alienated
Our target demographic.
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Maybe I've got
To kick it up a notch.
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* way deep inside
This monster's gullet *
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* I'm gonna play
Doodlee-doodlee-doo *
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* that's where stuff
Is churning ever *
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* down where the heartburn lays
Doodlee-doo *
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* all up and down
The small intestine *
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* bloated up with funk
Doodlee-doodlee-doo *
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* he's right at
The point of bursting *
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* I think
I've broken every bone *
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* doo, doo *
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I win, baby!
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Ok, masativo, I won,
So let me go.
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- I'm sorry, but I could never
Set such a clever creature free.
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You must stay here forever.
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- suit yourself, quartzy.
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(rumbling)
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- what's that sound?
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Grinder ships?
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No!!
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- get us out of here!
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(motor starts)
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- nice work, cadet.
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- t-thank you,
Captain dodgers.
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- I sure am glad
We had a contingency plan
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Against living mineral planets.
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- yes, I forwarded
Masativo's coordinates to
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The galactic shopping network,
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J-just like you ordered.
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- with a crystal that size,
They can flood the galaxy
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With cheap costume jewelry
For years to come.
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- I'm sorry,
Doctor I.Q. Hi,
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But your flight
Has been delayed.
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- but I'm the keynote speaker
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At the interstellar
Isotope convention.
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- monolith spacelines
Feels your pain, sir,
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But all seats on your flight
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Have been booked
By the cast of brittany-mania.
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- will that cursed
Road show ever end?
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- well, isn't this
A small solar system?
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Hello, ignatius.
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Your flight was canceled, too?
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- queen tyranny.
What are you doing here?
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- the martian centurions
Are on strike,
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Grounding all royal starships.
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Lucky for me I had
All those frequent flyer miles.
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So, how is he?
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- who?
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- the one who captured my heart.
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- dodgers?
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No offense, your highness,
But you can do better.
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- how can you say that?
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Dodgers is the bravest captain
In the protectorate fleet.
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- brave? Are we talking
About the same duck?
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He wasn't exactly
A paragon of fortitude
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The time I gave in to his demand
To be an ambassador.
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00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:34,027
He went to the wrong address
And nearly met his end
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Aboard a haunted space station.
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(creaking)
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- (growling)
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- aah!
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- meow.
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00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,311
- it's just a harmless
Little kitten.
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Here, kitty, kitty.
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- (screech)
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00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:54,447
- get off me! Get off me!
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00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:59,119
Use the paralysis ray!
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- (purring)
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,689
(hiss)
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00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,524
Meow.
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00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:08,962
- nice shootin', tex.
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- now hold still.
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- very funny.
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Aah!
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- (screech)
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- ah! Ah! Ah!
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00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:22,442
- ok, kitty, time to go.
T-the joke's over.
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00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,847
- so he wasn't brave at all?
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00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:30,417
- well, he did encounter
A deadly space vampire,
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Though cadet actually
Destroyed the monster.
230
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Dodgers was simply
Off to the side,
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Dancing around like a madman.
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- I'm sure the incident
With the kitten was an anomaly.
233
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He's usually very good
With animals, isn't he?
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00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:46,166
- mmm, well...
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(fanfare plays)
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- huzzah!
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(hawk screeches)
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- ulp! Aah...!
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00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,447
- huh?
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00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:03,150
(heartbeat sound)
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00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,351
- leeches!
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00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,956
Come here,
My timid woodland creature.
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00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:11,892
Don't be afraid.
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00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,760
Aah! Ow, ow, ow!
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00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:16,830
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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* I'm a little daffodil *
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* strong and proud am I *
248
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- aah! Bees! Get off me! Aah!
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(laughter)
250
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,442
Aah!
251
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:32,279
Waah! No, no, no! Aah!
252
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:36,884
Oh, cadet,
Bring the first aid kit.
253
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:40,020
- good with animals?
In a word, no.
254
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:43,256
- well, at least
He's a stylish dresser.
255
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:49,062
- sure, when he manages
To pick up the right suit.
256
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,898
- hello. Anybody home?
257
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,699
How about a little service?
258
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:54,034
- (speaking alien language)
259
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:56,569
- you're not the regular guy.
Where's louie?
260
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,971
- (speaking alien language)
261
00:13:58,038 --> 00:14:03,576
- I...Need...To...
Pick...Up...My...Uniform.
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00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,611
- brak?
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00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,080
- listen...Care...Fully.
264
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:13,253
Need...To...Pick...Up...
My...Green...Uniform.
265
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:21,161
Ah, charades.
The universal language.
266
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,363
That's a prom dress.
267
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,465
- uh, brak?
268
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,834
- that's a gorilla suit.
269
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,336
Santa claus outfit.
270
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,337
Wedding dress.
271
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,338
Muumuu.
272
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,339
Nehru jacket.
273
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,473
Karate gi.
274
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,609
You know, I have
Absolutely no idea what that is.
275
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,610
Tuxedo.
276
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,479
Ringmaster's uniform.
277
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,814
Priestly vestments.
278
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,851
Look, I just want my green suit!
279
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:45,852
(door opens)
280
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,887
- (speaking alien language)
281
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,689
- louie! About time.
282
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:54,061
- (speaking alien language)
283
00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,097
- louie, where did
You find this guy?
284
00:14:57,164 --> 00:14:58,398
- ta-da! Grak!
285
00:14:58,465 --> 00:15:03,736
- thanks, louie.
You're the greatest.
286
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,739
- turns out he walked away
With a batman suit.
287
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,775
- so he's fashion-challenged.
288
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:12,279
I know he's a good driver.
I saw him win a race once.
289
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,546
- oh, races are one thing.
290
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:19,052
It's the big slow models
He can't handle.
291
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,331
- I love being way up
In one of these big things.
292
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,801
It's so much easier to see
Over all the traffic.
293
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,236
- uh-huh.
294
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,071
Wow, that's pretty steep.
295
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,906
I don't think
We can make it.
296
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,241
- of course we can!
297
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,044
That's what this baby
Was designed for.
298
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,045
Just you watch.
299
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,447
I'll give it a little extra gas,
300
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:51,751
And we're off!
301
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,820
- oh, dear. W-we're stuck.
302
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,088
- never fear, cadet.
303
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,556
We'll simply use this winch
304
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,858
To extricate ourselves
From this predicament.
305
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,594
I'll just aim
This razor-sharp harpoon
306
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,665
At the top of the cliff...
307
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,234
...And pull ourselves up.
308
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,037
- will that cable
Really hold all this weight?
309
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,638
- of course.
310
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,273
Activating winch.
311
00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,310
All right, here we go.
312
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,711
Aah!
313
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:25,218
(crunching sounds)
314
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:28,488
See? I told you
The cable would hold.
315
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:29,489
(snap)
316
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:37,564
- oh, I'm starting to feel
Like I'm trapped
317
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:41,634
In some interminable compilation
Of my beloved's secret failures;
318
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,236
Incidents that,
For whatever reason,
319
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,404
Most likely time,
320
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:46,206
Were never made
Public until now.
321
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:48,775
Surely dodgers has
Distinguished himself
322
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,643
In some other field of endeavor?
323
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:54,581
- possibly. He's tried
Almost all of them.
324
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,716
- welcome to
The lone star system
325
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,052
Intergalactic rodeo.
326
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,554
It's a spectacular day
For bull-riding.
327
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:02,689
Oh, no!
328
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,625
Sadly, buckaroo archie richards
Has been thrown
329
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,829
By the fierce astro-bull,
Diablo.
330
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,598
- (roars)
331
00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:12,965
- but rest easy, folks.
332
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,103
Here comes
The fearless rodeo clown.
333
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,571
- hi, there. You must be diablo.
334
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,739
I'm new on the job,
335
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,241
But from what I understand,
336
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:24,944
I'm to lure you away
With my clownish shenanigans.
337
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,980
So here it goes.
338
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,317
Care for a drink, lummox?
339
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,886
Whacka, whacka, whacka!
I'm a crazy clown!
340
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,088
- (growling)
341
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:38,625
- look at me, I'm a silly...
342
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,428
Yah!
343
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:45,198
- whooee! That sure is
One ticked-off bull!
344
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:49,102
- yah! Save me!
345
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:54,374
I've always hated clowns.
346
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,542
Yipe!
347
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,512
You've perforated my pancreas.
348
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,781
I quit!
349
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,585
- so, captain dodgers,
350
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,620
What do you know
About cosmetics?
351
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:08,655
- not a thing.
352
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,957
- well, this job
Shouldn't be too hard.
353
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,993
Why don't you start
With that client over there?
354
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:15,495
- aye, aye, skipper.
355
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,365
- may I get some help, please?
- good afternoon, madam.
356
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,933
Would you like to sample
One of our latest products?
357
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,538
Perhaps a dash of this
Unshakable foundation?
358
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,309
A dose of glittery glossifiers?
359
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,977
And last but not least,
360
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:35,948
A spritz
Of eau de toilette parfum.
361
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:40,052
What do you think, boss?
362
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:43,190
- you are so fired.
363
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,960
- come on, boys,
We're falling behind.
364
00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:49,262
- don't worry, mr. Neighborly.
365
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,998
I've got everything
Well in hand.
366
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:52,965
Hmm.
367
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,034
- what's the matter, sir?
368
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:56,936
- I think these glasses
Are broken.
369
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,571
I can't read a thing.
370
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:04,744
- m-maybe you should try
Reading t-the front side.
371
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,213
- heh heh. Yeah. Well.
372
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,848
- how could anybody
B-be that stupid?
373
00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,451
- oh, yeah?
Well, maybe these are, um...
374
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,885
Those x-ray glasses.
375
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:16,323
The ones that let you see
Right through stuff.
376
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,926
- and you told me
You had astigmatism!
377
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,328
- nobody respects that
378
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:26,065
Not hitting a guy with glasses
Thing anymore.
379
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,167
- and that's not even counting
His failed attempts
380
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:32,305
At theater usher, ocelot feeder,
Organ donor, and taxidermist.
381
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,941
- and here I believed
He really was a hero.
382
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,511
- oh, now, wait, wait.
He's not a total washout.
383
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,146
I have it on excellent authority
384
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,382
That he was
A college football hero.
385
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,983
- a football hero?
386
00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,785
Ha ha ha!
387
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,153
Oh, ignatius.
388
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:51,090
My loyal commander told me
The real story behind that.
389
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,559
He went back into the past
390
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:56,929
To make sure dodgers
Did not fulfill his destiny.
391
00:19:56,996 --> 00:20:01,834
(birds singing)
392
00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:02,835
-4 a.M.
393
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,238
Time to rise and shine,
Sleepyhead.
394
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,440
2 dozen raw eggs.
395
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,710
Plenty of protein
To get you off to a good start.
396
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:13,913
- oh, boy,
A bucket of floppy eggs,
397
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,816
Just like mother used to make.
398
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:22,789
(gulping)
399
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:30,196
Aah...
400
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,531
Mother always used to finish
401
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,133
With a chaser
Of warm rancid mayonnaise.
402
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,036
- (gulps)
403
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,205
- ha! Weak constitution,
404
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:44,277
Just like mother.
405
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,446
- I'll place
The chicken on the ground,
406
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:49,081
And when it scurries,
You try to catch it.
407
00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:50,383
- what an excellent way
408
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,953
To develop my speed
And coordination.
409
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:58,024
- ok, get ready.
410
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,492
- wahoo!
411
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,095
- maybe I need to find
A more aggressive chicken.
412
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,263
- I gotcha!
413
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,865
Aah! Get it off me!
414
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,099
Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
415
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,868
Yeow!
416
00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:13,873
- oh, dear.
417
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:26,319
- aah!
418
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,920
- (both laughing)
419
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:31,057
- well, that explains his
Psychotic fear of the clergy.
420
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,593
- now that we've shared
Our different perspectives,
421
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:36,863
I can see I was
A bit dazzled by dodgers.
422
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:37,864
I saw bravery in him
423
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,899
When there was
Just recklessness;
424
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:40,933
Praised his ingenuity
425
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,570
When he had survived
By dumb luck.
426
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,905
Man, I was a ditz.
427
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,175
- doctor I.Q. Hi,
Please proceed to gate 7
428
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,443
For immediate boarding.
429
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,678
- well, that's my flight.
430
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,513
Don't take it too hard,
Your highness.
431
00:21:53,580 --> 00:21:56,483
Dodgers does have
A certain infectious charm.
432
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,986
I guess that's why
I haven't fired him yet, ta-ta.
433
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,556
- yes, that cursed
Infectious charm.
434
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:07,427
I wonder if he's busy tonight.
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