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* frozen in a time
And space divide *
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* but how would
The universe survive? *
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* duck dodgers of
The 24th and 1/2 century *
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* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
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* duck dodgers is
Fighting tyranny *
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* in the 24th
And 1/2 century **
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- good evening,
Ladies, gentlemen,
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Xandoblonds,
And radiatrix,
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And welcome to the 23rd
Greater gordovian talent search.
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- I have a b-b-bad
Feeling about this.
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- tonight's contest
Is brought to you by
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The lady zorga,
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Ruler of the greater
Gordovian principalities.
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Our lucky contestants
Will be vying for
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The ultimate grand prize...
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A rare and valuable
Gordovian energy crystal.
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- (crowd oohs)
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- and it goes to
The lucky winner
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Who best entertains
The lady zorga.
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- wait till zorga the beast
Catches my act.
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That energy thingy
Is in the bag.
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- gee, I don't know, captain.
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Z-z-zorga hasn't cracked
A smile in 23 years.
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- oh, your highness,
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You are sure to win
The crystal for mars.
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- and now, professor
Lugar von mauser
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Performing a delightful
Selection from wagner.
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- (applause)
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- (playing "Ride of
The valkyries" on cheeks)
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- aah! No!
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Oh, oh, please!
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Not the pancreas!
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(screaming)
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- (laughing)
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Nice work,
Loser von mauser!
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Pretty funny, huh?
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You're still worried,
Aren't you?
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- a l-little.
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- it seems lady zorga didn't
Appreciate the last act.
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- (snarling)
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- ha ha!
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Maybe our next contestant
Will fare better.
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So, give it up for
The queen of mars!
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- (cheering)
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- this ought to be good
For a few cheap laughs.
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* my mama done told me
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When I was in pigtails *
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* my mama done told me *
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* oh *
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* a man's gonna sweet-talk *
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* and give you the big eye *
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* but when
The sweet-talk is done *
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* a man is a two-faced *
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* a worrisome thing
Who'll leave you to sing *
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* the blues in the night *
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* now, the rain is a-falling *
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* hear the train a-calling *
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* whoo-wee *
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* my mama done told me *
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* hear that lonesome whistle *
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* blowing 'cross the trestle *
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* whoo-wee *
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* my mama done told me *
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* da hoo wee
Da hoo wee *
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* a clickety-clack
And answering back *
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* the blues *
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* in the night *
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* from natchez to mobile *
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* from memphis to st. Joe*
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* wherever the 4 winds blow *
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* I've been
In some big towns *
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* and heard me
Some big-talking *
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* but there is one
Thing that I know *
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* a man's two-faced *
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* a worrisome thing
Who'll leave you to sing *
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* the blues *
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* in the night **
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- (wolf whistles)
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- ooh
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- oh, lovely. Oh!
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- w-what are you doing?
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- before we left earth,
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I borrowed a little something
From old I.Q. Hi.
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- b-borrowed?
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Don't you mean s-stole?
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- such accusatory verbiage.
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With this electromatic
Phase wave transducifier,
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I can reach back
In time to "Borrow"
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The greatest singing
Voice of all time...
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The velvet pipes
Of tom jones!
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- all this stealing is
Gonna l-lead to trouble.
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- I'm not stealing nothing.
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We'll just swap voices...
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Temporarily.
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Now prepare
For electro-magic!
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(show tunes playing)
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(knock on door)
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- come in.
- mr. Jones?
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Two minutes to curtain.
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- oh, thanks.
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- it's working.
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- do, re, mi, fa,
Sol, la, ti, do
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The fans are in for
A real treat tonight.
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Oh!
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Do, ti, la, sol,
Fa, mi, re, do
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- s-success?
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- (jones' voice)
What's new, piggy-cat?
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- ohh!
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(dodger's voice)
That's some strong tea.
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Eep!
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Sweet shades
Of julie andrews!
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My voice!
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- you're on, mr. Jones!
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- and now, duck dodgers!
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* it's not unusual
To be loved by anyone *
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* it's not unusual
To have fun with anyone *
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* but when I see you
Hanging about with anyone *
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* it's not unusual
To see me cry *
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* I want to die *
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- ooh!
- oh!
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* it's not unusual
To go out at any time *
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- (purring)
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* but when I see
You out and about *
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* it's such a crime *
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* if you should ever want
To be loved by anyone *
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- (screaming)
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* it's not unusual *
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* it happens every day *
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* no matter what you say *
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* you find it happens
All the time *
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* and love will never do *
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* what you want it to *
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* why can't this crazy love *
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* be mine? *
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* it's not unusual
To be mad with anyone *
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* it's not unusual
To be sad with anyone *
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* but if I ever find that
You've changed at any time *
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* it's not unusual to find
That I'm in love with you *
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* whoa oh oh oh, whoa oh *
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* whoa whoa *
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- check it out!
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What do you say,
Lady zorga?
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- hee hee hee!
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Me likey!
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- duck dodgers wins!
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- did you hear that, cadet?
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The duck takes it all.
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I have the best voice
In the galaxy.
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- y-you have the best voice
In the galaxy?
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- well, I guess I better
Not get too used to it.
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Let's just collect my richly
Deserved grand prize.
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Ugh!
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- give to me large kiss!
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Mmm!
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- cadet, please advise.
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- I'm pretty sure it's time
To start running.
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- (screaming)
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- come back to me, lovey duck!
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- quick, cadet,
Into that broom closet!
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I think we gave
Zorgazilla the slip.
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- zorga want
Personal performance!
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- (screaming)
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- we want tom jones!
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We want tom jones!
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- well, I guess it's
Back to the coal mines.
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- that's your cue!
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- (cheering)
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- (dodgers' voice)
* it's not unusual to
Be loved by anyone *
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* it's not unusual to
Have fun with anyone *
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* but when I see you
Hanging about with anyone *
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* it's not unusual
To see me cry *
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* I want to die *
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- we gotta find
Somewhere else to hide!
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The garbage can!
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Quick, dive into
That coffee cup!
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Nimble little behemoth,
Isn't she?
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- you are mine, crooning duck.
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- but I've got something
You may like even better.
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A brownie.
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- chocolate!
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- fetch, jenny craig!
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- yummy, yummy!
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- y-you had an explosive
Brownie in your pocket?
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- the cheese danish would
Have taken her head off.
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- why can't this crazy love
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Be mine?
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- maybe the liberace
Museum is still open.
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- time to swap
Voices again.
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* but if I ever find that
You changed at any time *
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* it's not unusual *
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(jones' voice)
* to find that I'm
In love with you *
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* whoa oh oh oh,
Whoa oh *
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* oh whoa, **
Phew!
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For a minute there, I started
To sound like daffy duck.
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- it worked!
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I got my voice back!
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Time to collect
This energy doodad
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And skeddaddle.
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- but first you sing
To me one more song!
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- uh, sorry, there.
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00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,565
Um, show's over.
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- sing.
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00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,568
- (chuckles nervously)
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* 3 little maids
From school are we *
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* pert as a school girl
Well can be *
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* filled to the brim
With girlish glee *
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* 3 little maids
From school **
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- class dismissed.
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(blows raspberry)
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00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,082
- adios, pancreas.
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Ow! Oh! Ow!
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00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,253
Wait! Ow! Ow! Oh!
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00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,288
Biting! Oh! Oh!
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- yummy.
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00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,875
- hey, doc?
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00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,043
Might I have one of
Your frozen treats?
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00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,012
- I haven't forgotten
What happened
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The last time I told you
You could have
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One of my delicious novelties.
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I found you sleeping on my couch
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Covered in chocolate
And ice cream bar wrappers,
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00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,089
Empty boxes everywhere!
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00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,457
- I thought we weren't going
To bring that up anymore.
224
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,993
- I'm sorry, dodgers,
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00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:10,063
But you have forced me
To do something drastic.
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00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,299
I've hidden my stash
Of frozen tasties.
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00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,433
- no!
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00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,202
- you have no one
To blame but yourself.
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00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,405
From now on, you'll have
To use the machines.
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- consider yourself uninvited
To my summer cotillion.
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That was my last quarter,
You stupid machine!
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No frosty confections for me.
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00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:38,458
Unless I can find old
I.Q.'s secret stash.
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00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,740
Sweet eskimo pies!
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00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,209
A frozen boy!
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00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,951
Trapped in ice
For 300 years.
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00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,418
Believe it or not, kiddo,
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I know what you're
Going through.
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00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,923
I know as only I can know...
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00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:12,559
To sleep, perchance to dream!
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Aye, there's the rub.
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Fear not, my little icicle.
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I shall melt you from
Your frozen slumber.
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Prepare to be awakened,
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To breathe again,
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00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,540
To feel the spring rain
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Brace against thine
Gentle continence.
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Ye shall live
Again, my boy!
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What do you know...
It worked!
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00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,727
I'm a daddy!
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00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:50,630
(glass breaks)
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00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,365
Sonny, you're alive!
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00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,801
And I am your papa!
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00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,003
- oh.
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00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,005
- oh, my little wooden-head,
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00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,973
Now we are family.
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00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,175
All right now,
You go and play
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00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:05,412
While papa cleans
Up this huge mess.
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00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:16,856
- (snarls)
260
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,092
- kids can be so messy.
261
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,632
Wow! A susan b. Anthony dollar!
262
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,470
El dorado!
263
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:33,540
I.Q.'s mother lode!
264
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,541
Thanks, sonny.
265
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,076
Daddy likey.
266
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,683
There he goes,
My little man...
267
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,986
Already leaving the nest.
268
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:48,621
Be free, my son!
269
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,499
- someone has stolen
Earth's magnetic core.
270
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,469
Fierce electrical storms,
Earthquakes, floods,
271
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,638
And I can't get my
Parking card to work!
272
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:06,940
- s-sounds pretty bad.
273
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,942
- we need you
To investigate.
274
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,877
The entire planet
Is counting on you.
275
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,080
Don't let us...Whoa!
276
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh, earthquake!
277
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,350
Whoa!
278
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,619
- you heard the man.
Investigate!
279
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,258
- what kind of fiend would
Steal mars' magnetic core?
280
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:29,762
- someone with a giant
Refrigerator?
281
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,764
You know, refrigerator magnets?
282
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,666
Ha ha ha, oh.
283
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,135
- I need real answers,
284
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,604
Not bad jokes about
Giant appliances.
285
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:40,540
Whoa! Oof!
286
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,675
You must correct this
Cosmic disturbance
287
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,445
Before mars is destroyed.
288
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:54,421
- I shall not fail you,
My queen.
289
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,161
- c-captain dodgers,
I found something.
290
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,996
C-captain dodgers?
291
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,598
- (snoring)
292
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,634
- c-captain dodgers!
293
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,002
- wha?
294
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,570
- I've tracked down
The magnetic signature
295
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,872
To a tractor beam station
B-between here and mars.
296
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:16,643
- now we'll see who's behind
This whole magnetic caper.
297
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,645
- y-you might want to...
298
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,847
(laughs)
299
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,082
- (laughs)
300
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,404
- (screaming)
301
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,083
- (screaming)
302
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:00,653
- help us, dodgers!
303
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,655
The earth has been
Pulled out of orbit
304
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:06,093
And is on a collision
Course with mars!
305
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,728
- I hope your homeowners
Insurance is paid up.
306
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:21,040
Now we'll see who's
Behind all this.
307
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:24,277
Ha, I knew it was
You all along!
308
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,346
It's almost always him.
309
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,380
- ah.
310
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,282
Someone I can reason with.
311
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:34,954
- don't look now,
But we've got company.
312
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,123
- oh, no.
313
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,425
B-baby-faced moonbeam.
314
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,760
- I thought he was
In cryo-suspension.
315
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,863
- nah! You guys are
All crazy mixed up.
316
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:46,699
That's sonny...
My little boy...
317
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,369
I found in the freezer
And brought back to life.
318
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,372
- sir, that's
B-baby-faced moonbeam,
319
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,341
One of the most
Fiendish criminals
320
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,742
The solar system
Has ever known.
321
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,246
He was frozen 300 years
Ago for his crimes,
322
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,980
And it seems
You've revived him
323
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,116
To once again wreak havoc.
324
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,352
- oh, I just know
You're mistaken
325
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,288
Because that's not
The way I raised him.
326
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,056
- b-but, sir,
Don't you see...
327
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,291
- excuse me while I clear up
328
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,793
This unfortunate
Misunderstanding.
329
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,470
- I-it looks like earth
And mars are doomed.
330
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:27,307
- what would dodgers do
In a situation like this?
331
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,276
- c-cry like a little girl.
332
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,910
- hmm, well, you know,
333
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:34,113
I'm afraid we may have to try
A more scientific approach.
334
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,086
- son, do you think
I can talk to you?
335
00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,821
- (growls)
336
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,390
- I hope I'm not...
337
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,324
Interrupting anything.
338
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,825
It's just that...
339
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:48,395
Well, I've been hearing
Some nasty rumors that...
340
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,397
Just tell me
Their lies aren't true!
341
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:55,134
You're still daddy's little
Baby boy, aren't you?
342
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,604
- grrr!
343
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,471
Look!
344
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,140
First off, I'm not a baby boy!
345
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,876
I'm just vertically impaired!
346
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,077
Secondly,
347
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,480
I'm an evil criminal mastermind
348
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:10,950
Who holds dominion over
All electromagnetic forces!
349
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,619
(laughs)
350
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:16,756
And thirdly, you,
In an idiotic display
351
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,725
Of emotional
Self-gratification,
352
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:23,029
Have set loose an unholy
Terror upon the galaxy.
353
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:26,933
And, let's see,
Did I forget something?
354
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:29,001
Oh, yes.
355
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,703
I even tried to kill you.
356
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:31,704
- (gasps)
357
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,705
No!
358
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,574
I am your father!
359
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,248
- (laughing)
360
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,559
(growling)
361
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:55,194
- cadet, if moonbeam's power
362
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,530
Is pulling our planets
Out of orbit...
363
00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,800
- t-then a sudden reversal
Of m-magnetic polarity...
364
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,704
- should provide a rather
Large shock to his system.
365
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,974
- I like the way
You think, m-martian.
366
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,309
- (growling)
367
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:18,050
Enough! I don't have time
For this foolish squabble.
368
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,220
I have worlds to destroy!
369
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:25,057
- did I overdo it
With the tough love?
370
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,092
(screaming)
371
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,595
- (laughing)
372
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,599
- initiating power shutdown.
373
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:37,670
- reversing magnetic polarity.
374
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,205
- ha ha ha ha!
375
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,407
Huh?
376
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,783
- the orbit's stabilizing!
377
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:51,851
He did it!
378
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,887
- yes!
- yes!
379
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,857
- uh-oh.
380
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,860
- too much power!
381
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,063
- whoa!
382
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,300
- this generator station is
Approaching critical mass.
383
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,301
- then go!
384
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,702
G-get back to your ship!
385
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:12,505
- you have performed
Honorably, cadet.
386
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:19,479
- no!
387
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:21,113
- (screaming)
388
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,316
- evaporate.
389
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,685
- yeow!
390
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,719
- no!
391
00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,332
- the earth is back
Into its regular orbit.
392
00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,801
L-looks like we saved
The day again, captain.
393
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,069
- and moonbeam?
394
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:44,904
- n-no sign of him.
395
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,038
- you know, cadet,
396
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,775
For a minute, he wasn't
Just a diminutive madman
397
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,878
With freakish powers
Over magnetic energy.
398
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,446
For a minute...
399
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,582
He was family.
400
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:24,844
- father!
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