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* frozen in a time
And space divide *
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* but how would
The universe survive? *
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* duck dodgers
Of the 24th and 1/2 century *
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* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
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* duck dodgers,
He's fighting tyranny *
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* in the 24th and 1/2 century *
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- (laughing)
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- whee!
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Whoa!
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- the fearless space captain
Is out of both time and luck.
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He commands his crew
To give him more power!
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- oh, captain,
I'm giving you all she has.
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- well, it ain't good enough.
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- sir, the enemy
Is charging their weapons.
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- in a last-ditch attempt
To save his ship,
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The captain fires his
Last remaining blunder bob!
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- blunder away!
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- ah, my vacation home
Is finally finished.
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A place where I can
Escape my 9:00 to 5:00
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And enjoy some solace
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In the peaceful
Bounty of nature.
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Dodgers.
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- (laughing)
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- once again,
The galaxy is saved by...
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Dumb dodgers
Of the 24th and 1/2 century!
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- (laughing)
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- n-n-now, children,
You might want to...
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(banging)
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Oh, dear.
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- (rumbling)
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I'm hungry.
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- hey, let's check out
The food synthesizer.
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- hooray!
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- ooh!
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- oh, wise and mystic
Food synthesizer,
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Please honor us with your
Sumptuous comestibles.
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- what do you wish of me?
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- macaroni and cheese.
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- I want a banana split.
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- I think I'll have
Two blueberry pies.
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- as you wish.
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- hey, why did you order
Two pies?
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- well, one's for eating...
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And the other one's
For throwing.
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- ooh, I'll get you for that.
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- (laughing)
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Ooh.
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- ha! You missed me.
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- yoo-hoo!
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- get back here!
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- I'll murder you,
You lousy bum.
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- m-m-maybe captain dodgers
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W-w-won't even notice
They're here.
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- * oh, cadet *
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May I speak with you
For a moment, buddy?
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- w-w-why, hello,
Captain dodgers.
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Y-y-you're angry, aren't you?
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- get those precious
Little punks off my ship.
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- but my niece and nephews
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Will only be visiting
For a short time,
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And honestly, they really
Are innocent little angels.
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- I found this secret
Stash of magazines
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Under captain dodgers' bed.
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- (quacking)
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- cool.
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- (gulp)
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D-d-don't worry. I'm on it.
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Oh, porko, puerco, and sow!
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Do you kids
Want to hear a story?
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- no. Stories are stupid.
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- I want to show my disrespect
For others by smashing stuff!
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- I want to put on makeup
And dress inappropriately!
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- and I want
To continue acting out
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Due to my low self-esteem.
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- b-b-but I really think
You're going to enjoy this.
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- what is that thing?
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- t-t-this is a holographic
Projection wand,
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And I'm gonna use it
To tell you a story
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All about m-m-me.
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- oh, great...A very special
Episode about the sidekick.
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- now, t-t-there's more
To me than meets the eye,
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And it's all written down
In this book.
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- "Once upon a time,
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"A happy and peaceful planet
Fell into the wrong hands.
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"The evil archduke zag
Laid claim to the land
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"And ruled its people
Like a tyrant.
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"His first act was to imprison
The innocent, then laugh.
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"Ruffian!
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"Then zag forced
The poorest of citizens
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"To pay a burdensome tax!
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"Most unfair!
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"And last but not least,
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"Zag changed the color
Of the royal wallpaper
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"From its beloved pale mauve
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"To a hideous
And distasteful puce.
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"Really!
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"So a cry went out
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"From the good people
Of the planet
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"To their greatest champion,
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Begging him to return."
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- so, they called you back
To your home world, huh?
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- t-t-they said that
There was much trouble
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And the time has come for me
To assume my station.
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- what's the name of your
Stupid planet again...
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Oinka 7?
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- s-swinus 9.
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- carnitas 11?
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- s-swinus 9.
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- farmer johninton the 33rd.
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- ha ha!
Oh, captain dodgers,
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Y-y-you're just
Having fun with me.
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- I've got to keep you
On your toes.
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But I have to tell you,
I'm not too excited
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About going to a planet
Run by pigs.
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I mean, can you imagine
The stench?
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All those fat, sweaty,
Stinky bodies.
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Your people have invented
The deodorant, haven't they?
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- oh, I get it.
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Y-y-you're just
Messing with me again.
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- no, I'm not.
I'm very, very serious.
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- d-d-don't worry,
Captain dodgers.
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I'm sure you'll be
P-p-pleasantly surprised.
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I-I'll meet you outside.
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T-t-there's some stuff
I got to get in the back.
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- don't leave me alone
Out there for long.
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You know I'm afraid of pigs.
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Wow! Palatial palaces,
Gleaming spires, golden domes...
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These swine really know
How to live.
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- huzzah! He has arrived.
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- at ease, hogs.
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Simply address me
As captain dodgers.
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All right, spread out.
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What's gotten into
You walking pork chops?
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Huh?
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- your highness.
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- your highness?
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- g-g-greetings,
Ambassador porkwellington.
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- it is glorious to see you
So well, my liege.
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But I'm afraid your cousin
Archduke zag
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Is up to no good.
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- zag. I had such
High hopes for him.
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W-w-where is my cousin?
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- he went into hiding the moment
He heard you were coming.
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- whoa, whoa, whoa! Back up.
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Lucy, you got some
'splaining to do!
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- I-I-I'm the next in line
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For the royal throne
Of s-swinus 9.
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M-m-my cousin archduke zag
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Has been ruling
In m-m-my absence.
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- royal throne?
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You're just messing
With me, aren't you?
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- please, your highness,
There isn't a moment to lose.
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- q-q-quickly, then,
To the imperial palace.
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M-m-my first act
As the new regent
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Is to free zag's prisoners.
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- hooray!
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- m-my second act is to return
Zag's tax to the poor.
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- hooray!
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- and my third act is to return
The p-p-palace wallpaper
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To its original
P-p-pale mauve hue.
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- (cheering)
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- that's right, folks.
Taught him everything he knows.
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Hey, cadet,
Dig my fancy new threads.
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- c-c-captain dodgers,
What are you doing?
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- why, I'm your new
Grand brassiere.
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You know, major-domo;
Consigliere.
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Somebody's gotta make sure
You don't screw this up.
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- b-b-but I d-d-don't...
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- save your strength,
My dear lad.
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You have to be well-rested
For your royal wedding.
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- m-m-m-my royal wedding?
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- as the law declares,
You must marry princess incense
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To formally take
Your place as king.
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The royal wedding
Will take place at dawn.
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- (cheering)
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- my little guy's
Getting married.
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Maybe they'll have
Them big shrimp!
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(organ playing)
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- I d-d-don't know
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If I can go through with this,
Captain dodgers.
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- don't tell me your pickled
Pig feet are getting cold.
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- I n-n-never wanted
To rule swinus 9.
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I c-c-chose
To join the protectorate
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And see the universe.
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- the universe. Big deal!
What about the princess?
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- p-p-princess incense
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Was selected to be
My m-m-mate at my birth.
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I've only met her once,
At my f-f-fifth birthday party.
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- well, what was she like?
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- I d-d-don't know.
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All I remember is that
D-d-debbie dugger
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Threw up in the punch.
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- too late, casanova.
The party's starting.
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Wow. She's one barbecutie.
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- y-y-you know, you're right.
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She is kind of c-c-c...
She's hot.
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- yeah, they all
Start out that way.
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Then one day
You wake up all alone
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And find yourself
In an empty house
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Handcuffed to the radiator.
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I'm not bitter!
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- dearly beloved,
We are gathered here
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To join in holy matrimony
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This pig prince
And pig princess.
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- what is the meaning of this?
206
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,596
- if I can't marry you
And be king, no one will!
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00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,532
- he's s-s-stolen my princess.
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00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:08,601
- it looks like she's been
Shanghaied and hogtied!
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00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,937
- ha ha ha!
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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,773
It looks like she's been
Shanghaied and hogtied!
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00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,242
- now he's stealing my lines!
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00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,377
- save me, my prince.
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00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:21,681
- (laughing)
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- don't jump! There are plenty
Of other sows in the sea.
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- (whistling)
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- (gasping)
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And on his wedding day!
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Noooo!
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00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:43,904
- so then what happened?
220
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,372
- yeah! Did you fall down
And go boom?
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- or did you rescue
The beautiful princess?
222
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- oh, y-y-you kids
223
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:52,279
Don't want to hear
The rest of t-t-this story...
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D-d-do you?
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00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,884
- yes! Tell us!
Tell us! Tell us!
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- oh, all right.
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00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,989
- noooo!
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00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,191
Oh, the humanity.
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00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:07,060
(crying)
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00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:10,063
How long were you going
To let me howl in grief?
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- n-n-not too much longer.
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We gotta get a move on.
233
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L-l-let's fly.
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00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,074
T-t-there they are.
235
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,144
I-I got an idea.
236
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,149
Hang on.
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- say, those were some
Pretty fancy maneuvers.
238
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,991
- n-n-nice of you to notice.
I play a lot of video games.
239
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,359
- what kind of move
Are you gonna pull
240
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,362
To avoid hitting
That flower stand?
241
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,131
- whoops.
242
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,638
- wow, what a great trick!
243
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:53,240
- um, yeah.
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N-n-now to surprise zag
And r-r-rescue the princess.
245
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:06,086
Halt in the name of imperial
T-t-traffic court 839.
246
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,554
- you might
Want to try something
247
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With a little more bite to it.
248
00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:12,192
- w-w-we take our traffic laws
V-v-very seriously.
249
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:18,031
- ha ha ha! Your puny traffic
Courts will never contain me!
250
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,367
- how are we gonna
Get back on this carpet?
251
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:22,402
- w-w-we can try
The old alley-oop.
252
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,371
- the last time
We tried the old alley-oop,
253
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:27,107
I wound up in traction
For 6 months.
254
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,076
- I p-p-promise
To be more careful.
255
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,278
- all right, on 3.
256
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,081
- 1, 2, 3!
257
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,849
- well, what do you know?
It works!
258
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,317
- t-t-that's because this time
259
00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,786
I didn't use t-t-the butter
And thumbtacks.
260
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,455
N-now, to rescue the princess!
261
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,659
- we'll never catch them
At this rate.
262
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,228
Poor kid needs a little help.
263
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:51,431
This rocket booster
Should do the trick.
264
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,134
There.
265
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,774
- wow, t-t-that rocket
Just came out of nowhere.
266
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,310
It almost hit me in the head.
267
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:06,246
- probably just some
Overenthusiastic royal watchers
268
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,548
Celebrating your wedding
With fireworks...
269
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,117
Or something like that.
270
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,987
Oh, no! A fool snagged
Their rocket in our carpet.
271
00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:15,855
You should make
A law against that.
272
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,690
- w-w-we're unraveling!
273
00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:21,228
- curse you, royal watchers!
274
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,463
You wouldn't happen to have
Any knitting needles on you,
275
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,564
Would you?
276
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,971
- w-w-watch it.
277
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,940
You're squeezing my epaulets.
278
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,042
- you'll never
Get away with this, zag.
279
00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:37,644
- oh, my dear,
Don't be so cross.
280
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:42,549
After all, that's no way to
Speak to your future husband.
281
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:46,019
- I will never marry you,
You deviled ham!
282
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,621
I'd sooner die
Than be your bride.
283
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,591
- then you shall have your wish.
284
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:01,001
- why did you bring me here
To the power converters?
285
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,535
- take a look.
286
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,104
- (gasping)
287
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,140
- just one little nudge
And it's lava bath time...
288
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,377
Or you could come to
Your senses and be my bride.
289
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,347
- hey, ham hock!
We got something for you!
290
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,883
- ugh!
291
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,053
All right, shorty,
You and me.
292
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,654
- c-c-choose your weapons.
293
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,856
- you can handle this
Yourself, right?
294
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,727
- s-sure. I'll fight zag.
Y-y-you untie the princess.
295
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,130
- sounds fair.
296
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,764
- I hope you realize
297
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,534
T-t-that I lettered in
Laser sabers in high school.
298
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,437
(both yelling)
299
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:39,306
- (grunting)
300
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,477
- not bad.
Not bad at all.
301
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,546
- ha ha!
302
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:49,082
- yaah!
303
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:59,026
Aah!
304
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,393
(boom)
305
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,395
- not to worry.
They're both still breathing.
306
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,366
- t-t-that concludes
Our lesson for the day.
307
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,771
N-n-naughty, naughty.
308
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,140
- ha ha!
309
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,275
- hey, cadet,
What are you doing?
310
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,344
- don't let him get up!
311
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,347
- this is a false ending...
You know, a momentary pause
312
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,382
Where the hero
Has the upper hand,
313
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,118
But then the villain
Does something unexpected
314
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,320
Or reveals some secret device
315
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:31,158
Which leads to the real
Dangerous and exciting climax.
316
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:34,461
I guarantee he's got
Something up his sleeve.
317
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,630
- y-y-you don't have anything
Up your sleeve, d-d-do you?
318
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,899
- as a matter of fact,
Dear cousin,
319
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,568
I've been developing
A technology
320
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,937
Which allows these pignasium
Bracers of lava control
321
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:49,642
To bend all thermodynamic
Energies to my very whim.
322
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,810
- thank you.
323
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,113
- now witness my might!
324
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:56,583
I have the power!
325
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,752
- see? I told you
He had a secret device.
326
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,654
- ha ha ha!
327
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,305
- w-w-wow. Impressive.
328
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,641
- why not take a closer look!
329
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,176
- (roaring)
330
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,745
- oh, no. That monster
Will turn my prince
331
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,381
Into an extra-crispy pork rind!
332
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,183
- ok, this is where
The beautiful girl
333
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,285
Comes up with
A super-intelligent plan.
334
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,187
- but I don't think I can.
335
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,555
- yes, you can.
336
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,924
Don't you see?
You've always had it inside.
337
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,660
You just needed this moment
Of crisis to bring it out.
338
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:44,797
- oh, you're right!
I do have an idea!
339
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,234
Follow me.
340
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,804
- (roaring)
341
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:55,608
- d-d-did I mention I was on
The v-v-varsity fencing team?
342
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:56,609
- roar?
343
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:59,179
- we took state.
344
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,814
- (roaring)
345
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:05,485
I'm n-n-not afraid
To use these things.
346
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,857
C-c-candleholders
Or paperweights?
347
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:14,761
G-g-go ahead. Take them.
T-t-they're heavy. Ha ha!
348
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,431
(grunting)
349
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:24,437
Whoa!
350
00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:30,410
- (roaring)
351
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,079
- according to my calculations,
352
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:34,581
If we redirect
The dynamic matrix
353
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,650
And energize
The power stream to 120%,
354
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,687
The power converters will
Transform the lava monster
355
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:43,323
Into pure energy.
356
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:45,825
- of course.
It's all so simple!
357
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,959
What do we do?
358
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,961
- just pull that switch.
359
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,632
- always gotta be the big
Heavy one, doesn't it?
360
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,467
- ha ha ha ha!
361
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,903
- n-n-now I lay me
Down to sleep...
362
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,738
(gulp)
363
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,741
- (roaring)
364
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:07,280
- hey, princess,
I could use a little help here.
365
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:09,282
Never mind.
366
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,055
- it's working!
367
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:18,858
- it's so beautiful.
368
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:33,840
- d-d-don't worry
About your bracelets.
369
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,376
I've got a new pair for you.
370
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:40,146
- I hope the exile planet
Is nice this time of year.
371
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:46,353
(trumpeting)
372
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,495
- do you have anything to say
373
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,564
Before we proceed,
Your highness?
374
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,666
- a-as a matter of fact, I do.
375
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,601
I think that the law
That which states
376
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,603
T-t-that I must marry
To become king
377
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,538
Is silly a-a-and outdated.
378
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,739
- what?!
379
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,341
- what?
380
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,909
- and furthermore,
T-t-the whole idea
381
00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,745
Of life mates being
Preselected at birth
382
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,814
Is p-p-pretty
Darn silly, as well.
383
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,851
I'm afraid t-that's why
I must abdicate t-the throne.
384
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,152
- (gasping)
385
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,290
- don't worry, folks.
He's just a big kidder. Ha!
386
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,124
Are you some kind of nut?
387
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,859
- I-I'm sorry, princess incense,
388
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,030
B-b-but I don't see any reason
Why you can't rule swinus 9...
389
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,866
All by yourself.
390
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,236
- (cheering)
391
00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,439
- please, think about
All the years
392
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,408
I put into this relationship.
393
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:44,777
This is the kind of life
I've always wanted...
394
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:45,912
For us.
395
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,847
- then I promise to rule fairly,
396
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,250
And you're welcome to visit
Swinus 9 any time you like.
397
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,719
It'll give us a chance
398
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,754
To get to know
Each other better.
399
00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:55,788
- gosh.
400
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,123
- oh, no!
401
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,958
You can't be serious!
402
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,862
I've waited my whole life
For something like this!
403
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,397
(crying)
404
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,699
- "And so our story ends
With an appropriate,
405
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,802
"Yet rather timeworn phrase.
406
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:13,606
They lived happily
Ever after!"
407
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,875
- so, t-t-there you have it.
408
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,044
I hope you kids
Enjoyed my story.
409
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,346
- are you really a prince?
410
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:20,947
- with a magic flying carpet?
411
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,982
- who saved
A beautiful princess?
412
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,451
- w-w-well, kids,
413
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,886
You have to figure that out
For yourselves.
414
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:30,723
- then I, prince cadet,
Will rescue the damsel!
415
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:34,060
- not if the evil duke zag
Has anything to say about it!
416
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,028
- don't let him get me!
417
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:39,231
- (laughing)
418
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,167
- the princess is mine!
419
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,970
- eat this, zag.
420
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,738
- I'll clobber you both!
421
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:50,343
- oh, c-captain dodgers
Is gonna be t-t-ticked.
422
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,812
- yahoo!
423
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:57,049
The grand brassiere
Is back in action, baby.
424
00:21:57,116 --> 00:22:00,620
- he's j-j-just a kid at heart.
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