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* frozen in a time
And space divide *
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* but how would the universe
Survive? *
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* duck dodgers
Of the 24th and 1/2 century *
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* protecting the powerless
And the weak *
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* duck dodgers,
He's fighting tyranny *
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* in the 24th and 1/2 century
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[beeping]
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Divert all power
To the forward laser cannons.
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Eh-bu-bu,
The energy core
Isn't designed to--
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That's an order,
Cadet.
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Eh-bu-bu,
The energy core
Is going to explode!
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We can't give up now!
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Almost there.
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That should do it.
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Impressive use of line,
Is it not, cadet?
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Eh-bu-bu,
The energy core
Is going to explode.
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[machinery clattering
And whining]
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What was that?
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Eh-bu-bu,
The energy core
Exploded.
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Well, why didn't you
Say something?!
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[beeping]
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Activate the
Auxiliary energy core!
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B-b-but we don't
Have an auxiliary.
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What?!
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Y-y-you
Burned it out
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When you used
The rocket thruster
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To m-m-make toast.
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Can't a guy enjoy a crispy
English muffin around here?
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Can't he?
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I--I've determined
That our present
Course of action
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Is t-t-to drift,
F-f-freeze,
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S-s-starve,
And d-d-die.
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Settle down,
Regis.
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Don't forget that I'm
A valuable space captain
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Of the galactic
Protectorate.
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I'm sure they'll
Send a rescue ship.
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Ha ha ha!
Who's my little piggie?
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Are you
My little piggie?
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[imitating porky]
Si, senor.
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I'm your
L-l-little piggie.
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That's right,
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And you would
Never go away
And leave me alone.
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Eh ha ha ha!
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Sir, what are you doing?
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You came back!
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Oh, why did you
Ever leave me?
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I-I-I had to go
To the bathroom.
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Now I'll never
Let you go!
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[pinging]
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A ship.
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[crash]
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A ship! A ship!
A ship!
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Uh-oh.
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What do you mean,
Uh-oh?
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Just as I thought.
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It's a
M-m-martian ship.
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Yecch!
I hate that guy.
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But this does
Give me an idea.
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I--I don't know,
Captain.
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Your ideas are usually
Eh-stu-stu-eh-risky.
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Yeah, risky
Like a fox.
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Quit fussing, cadet.
I'm almost finished.
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I feel
Ridic-eh-ridic-eh-silly.
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Just don't
Forget the plan.
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I'll sneak
On-board and steal
The energy core
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While you keep
The little runt busy
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With your
Feminine charms.
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But I don't have any
F-f-feminine charms.
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Of course you do!
I do?
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Why, you look
Top drawer;
The cat's pajamas.
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In fact, you're
A real hot potater.
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Go on and say it.
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I don't wanna.
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Say it!
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Uh, I'm a hot potater.
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You've gotta
Work it, sister!
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I'm a hot potater.
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There you go.
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I'm a hot potater.
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All right, all right,
Cool your jets, cadet.
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Voice:
Attention, shuttlecraft.
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Aah!
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Initiate visual contact.
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[southern accent]
I bring you greetin's,
Commander,
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And m-m-many thanks from
My race of space vixens
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For the rescue of myself,
V-v-vixen princess.
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I would just love
The opportunity
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To l-l-land on-board
Your l-l-little old ship.
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Marvin: oh my, yes.
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Please proceed
To the forward space dock.
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[marvin growls]
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Remember,
Just have fun
With this,
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And let nature
Take its course.
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Now, to find
The energy core.
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The old
Ventilation-system trick.
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Wonder why these things
Are never guarded?
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Huh?
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Aaaah!
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Got to hang on.
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If I can wedge this rod in
Just right,
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Might be able to stop the fan
Before being cut to ribbons.
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[metal clanging]
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Yeeow!
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[bang]
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And this over here
Is our negative iode
Planet splitter.
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Uh. Great.
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00:06:06,266 --> 00:06:07,668
Hey, eh, don't
Y'all ever do
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Anything fun
Around here?
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Fun?
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Hmm. According to
My quadricorder,
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The energy core should be
Right behind this door.
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Raaaugh!
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[roaring]
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Gotta think fast.
Must play dead. Yewh.
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[grunting]
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Wheee!
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W-w-wheee!
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There's nothing
I enjoy more than
Frolicking
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In a room filled with
Empty plastic balls.
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These m-m-martian ships
Really do have everything.
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Would you like to partake
Of nutritious morsels
With me?
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If that means
Eat something,
C-c-count me in.
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So, I'm glad
We had this time
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To settle our
Differences.
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Rrrr.
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Apology accepted,
Big guy.
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00:07:04,391 --> 00:07:05,292
[elevator bell dings]
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Here's my floor.
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00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:09,362
And remember my
Two words of advice:
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Anger management.
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Now, the big gorilla said
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That the power core
Is at the end of this hallway.
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Whoa, it sure is shiny...
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And surrounded by a moat
Of radioactive waste.
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This calls for some
Special effects.
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What's wrong with this
Stupid piece of plastic...
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Junk?
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There goes my ride home.
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Ha ha ha!
Ah ha ha ha!
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00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:17,264
Now I just have to
Pop this bad boy out.
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Should be
A piece of cake.
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[grunting]
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Must be
A twist-off.
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[grunting]
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Ahh...
Maybe the old...
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Lunge and jerk!
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Aaugh!
D-d-d-d-d-pfff!
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Whew.
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Augh-d-d-d-d-pppf!
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[crack]
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I'd like to get my hands on
The jerk who built this thing.
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I mean, who would build a--hmm.
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Well, if it was a snake,
It woulda bit me.
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Oh, dear.
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Something must be wrong
With the lights.
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Isn't it romantic?
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Eh-ha ha ha ha!
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Radioactive waste--
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00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:09,316
Hot, hot, hot, hot,
Hot, hot, hot, hot!
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00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,652
Hey, that wasn't so bad.
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I don't know what
I was so worried about.
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I feel great, and even my vision
Seems to be improved.
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Hunh.
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Aaaaaahh!
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I'll just pretend like
That never happened.
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All right,
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Time to signal
The cadet
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And blow
This taco stand.
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[imitating bird]
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Caw! Caw! Caw!
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ah-ah-ah-aaah!
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E-excuse me
For a second.
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I have to powder
My n-no-no-snout.
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I got
The energy core.
Let's go.
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Eh-c-could you give me,
Like, 5 minutes?
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I j-j-just wanna let
The guy down easy.
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He's r-r-really been
A perfect little gentleman.
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Let's go!
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Now all we have to do
Is pop this baby in.
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Noooo!
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Noooo!
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No! No! No! Huh?
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00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,520
Where did that
Come from?
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00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:21,722
Well, you see,
The m-m-martian
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Was happy
To give me one.
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He has a whole
Storeroom full
Of energy cores.
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You could have signaled
And saved me a lot of trouble.
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What, and
M-m-miss dinner?
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00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,002
Follow me to the bridge!
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00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,440
Prepare a subspace e-mail
To the enemy ship.
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Aye, captain.
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00:10:41,574 --> 00:10:42,910
Dear martian loser,
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00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,945
It may interest you
To know
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That while you were
Making cow eyes
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At a male pig
In a dress--
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Underlined and bold
On "Male"--
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I eluded all detection
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As I sneaked aboard
Your ship
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And stole
Your energy core
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From under your
Nonexistent nose.
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00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,864
Ha ha!
Sizzle and burn,
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00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,999
You skirt-wearing
Loser, you.
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:10,537
Until we meet again,
Love, ddit 24th 1/2 c.
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Send message.
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00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,142
M-m-m-message
Sent, sir.
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00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,947
Message for you,
Commander.
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00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:24,684
"Thanks for a lovely time.
Sorry I had to run."
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00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,987
Oh, peanuts.
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00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,922
I'm also here to report
That duck dodgers' ship
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00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,523
Has been
Spotted nearby.
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00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,925
Shall we
Give chase?
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00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,895
No, centurion,
After my encounter
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00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,663
With the lovely
Space vixen,
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I'm actually feeling
Rather benevolent.
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00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,969
Ok, it passed.
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00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:46,073
Destroy duck dodgers!
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00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:09,496
The president of outer space
Is going to be so angry.
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00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,832
Where is that dodgers?
219
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,333
Hey, doc,
Slow down.
220
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:15,035
You're gonna
Wear out the
Linoleum.
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00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:17,771
Where have you been?!
You're two hours late.
222
00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:18,939
Well, you see, uh,
223
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,808
I was at my
Grandmother's
Funeral,
224
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,175
And, uh, it ran
Kinda long.
225
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,011
What kind of idiot
Do you think I am?
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00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,781
Your grandmother's
Been dead for over
300 years.
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00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:34,955
Gentlemen, we are
Faced with a most
Dire situation,
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Making this mission
Of the utmost
Import.
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00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,391
Oh, by the way,
Dodgers,
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00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:41,361
Sorry to hear
About your
Grandmother.
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00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,696
It seems as though
The planet of
Andromeda 6
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In the beta carotene
System
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00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,867
Has fallen under
Martian domination
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And is being
Controlled
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By an army of
Centurion robots.
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Dodgers,
Your mission is
To transport
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Our special agent
To andromeda 6.
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00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:56,509
There, the agent
Will organize
Freedom fighters
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00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:58,678
To expel the martian
Invaders.
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00:12:58,745 --> 00:12:59,913
Can you do it,
Dodgers?
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00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,815
I don't know.
Sounds sort of--
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00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,516
[louder]
Can you do it,
Dodgers?!
243
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,353
Well, I still have a few days
Of bereavement coming.
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00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,822
[screaming]
Can you do it,
Dodgers?!
245
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,058
All right,
I'll do it. I'll do it!
246
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,127
Of course, I just had
My hair permed.
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00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:20,733
Subatomic
Proton torpedoes.
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00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,835
Eh-ch-check.
249
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,203
Hyperfluoride
Toothpaste.
250
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:23,937
Check.
251
00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:25,638
Assorted
Hard candies.
252
00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,639
Eh-ch-eh-check.
253
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,774
The secret agent.
254
00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:28,675
N-n-nope.
255
00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:29,843
What?!
256
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,778
Th-the agent
Hasn't reported in yet.
257
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,113
Where is
This guy?
258
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,447
I mean, what
Kind of a jerk
259
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,149
Shows up
Two hours late?
260
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,051
Dodgers, the agent
Is prepared
261
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,819
To be evaporated
Up to your ship.
262
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,889
Now, remember,
We're counting on you.
263
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,824
This mission is of
The utmost import.
264
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,894
You represent
The entire--
265
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,828
Blah, blah, blah.
266
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:49,729
Blah, blah,
Blah, blah.
267
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,931
All right, cadet,
268
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,966
Let's bring this
Knucklehead aboard.
269
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,902
Evaporate.
270
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:57,670
All right, pal,
271
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,207
Let's get one thing
Straight. I--
272
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,046
I...I...
273
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:09,082
I love you
With every fiber
Of my being.
274
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,818
I am agent yoshimi.
It's a pleasure
To meet you.
275
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,986
Yes, my child.
276
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,155
As you know,
This mission is--
277
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,890
I know. Of the
Utmost import.
278
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,092
But time
Is of the essence.
279
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,195
Eh-c-captain,
280
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:23,730
Our instruments
Are picking up
281
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:24,932
A m-m-martian
Ship.
282
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,666
Should we go on
T-t-tactical alert?
283
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:30,337
Captain duck yoshimi.
It's got a nice ring
To it.
284
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,906
But what about the
M-m-martian vessel?
285
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,074
Monitor the situation,
Cadet.
286
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:37,410
I'm going to prepare
For my beloved.
287
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,147
[beeping]
288
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:43,316
I believe I've detected
Duck dodgers' ship.
289
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:47,120
Alter our present course,
And go to full pursuit.
290
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,258
Don't let them
Get away!
291
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,034
Where are they?
292
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,106
Whoah-oh-oh!
293
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,507
Damage report.
294
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,142
We've lost
Our thrusters.
295
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,512
Break off engagement
To make necessary repairs.
296
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:17,584
Once again foiled by
Your brilliance, duck dodgers!
297
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,486
Hey, cadet,
Watch the bumps!
298
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,822
Remember,
Smooth and steady
Wins the race.
299
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:25,058
Hands at 10:00
And 2:00.
300
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,760
I'll t-t-try
And remember that, sir.
301
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,062
I'll be
In my quarters.
302
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,864
Notify me if
Anything important
Comes up.
303
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,933
Eh-m-bu-eh-will do.
304
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,568
Marvin: centurion,
305
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,339
Calculate dodgers'
Final destination from
His present course.
306
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,742
Dodgers will arrive
At andromeda 6 in one hour.
307
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,011
Good.
308
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,546
Then we'll have
A special little
Surprise
309
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,714
Waiting for him.
310
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:53,086
Duck dodgers,
Prepare to meet
Your destiny.
311
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,924
Duck dodgers,
Prepare to meet
Your destiny.
312
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,092
Ha ha ho ho!
313
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,994
Tonight,
Agent yoshimi's
Gonna make
314
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,895
An honest man
Out of me.
315
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,964
And an extra special occasion
316
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:08,168
Calls for an
Extra special hairdo.
317
00:16:09,869 --> 00:16:11,438
Um, next.
318
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,341
Maybe not.
319
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,177
Nope.
320
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:26,586
No. I need something
Really special.
321
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,954
Aaaaaah!
322
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:30,057
Owww! Owww!
323
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,692
Aaaaaaah!
324
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,433
Nice.
325
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,273
Activate
The magnetic mine web.
326
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:52,579
Commander,
Duck dodgers' ship
Is not slowing down.
327
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,816
Object
Closing fast.
328
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,152
Object? What object?
329
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,192
Oh, my.
330
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:11,531
Damage report.
331
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:18,071
Eh-uh-captain, we've
Pulled into orbit
At andromeda 6.
332
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,572
C-c-captain dodgers?
333
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,176
[humming
Here comes the bride]
334
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,313
Hi.
335
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,015
Whatcha doin'?
Spy stuff?
336
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,318
I once thought of
Being a spy.
337
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,788
Pow! Pow! Pow!
338
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,191
Take that,
You commie
Martian!
339
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,196
Hello?
340
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,964
Thanks for
All your help,
Cadet.
341
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,533
You're sweet.
342
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,637
I'll g-g-give
Your regards to
Captain dodgers.
343
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,672
Who? Oh, yeah.
344
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,806
Evaporate.
345
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,043
Cadet! Cadet!
Where is she?
346
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,612
Where is she, man?
Spit it out.
347
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,182
I j-j-just evaporated her
Down to the planet
348
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,084
So she could rid andromeda 6
Of the m-m-martians.
349
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:09,422
What's that
On your forehead?
350
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,824
It's a sign.
Don't you see?
351
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,059
She loves me!
352
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,527
All of
The martian robots
353
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,829
Are controlled from
This central location.
354
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:20,500
If we can destroy
This tower and disrupt
The signal,
355
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,101
The robots will
Malfunction,
356
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,204
Giving us the
Opportunity to strike.
357
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,005
I'll need
Two of your bravest
358
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:28,074
To step forward
And volunteer.
359
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,343
Is there
No one else?
360
00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,313
I need one more
Brave soul.
361
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:37,417
[cheering]
362
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,452
Hey, what's all
The cheering for?
363
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,054
You just volunteered
For a suicide mission.
364
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,357
Oh.
365
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:52,732
Remember, this is an
Extremely dangerous
Assignment.
366
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,735
Oh, my darling,
In this moment
Of greatest danger,
367
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,103
Our love is like
A flower
368
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,605
That shines
In the darkness.
369
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,708
But we must
Be strong.
370
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,644
We must remember
The cause for which
We fight.
371
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,279
What are we
Fightin' for, again?
372
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,915
For the fifth time,
We are freeing the planet
373
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,583
From the army
Of martian robots.
374
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,253
Oh, yeah. Well,
How the heck are
We gonna do that?
375
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,723
Dax and I are going to distract
The robot guards
376
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,526
While you blow up the tower
That controls them.
377
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,527
Right.
378
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,228
It's go time.
379
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:22,662
Good luck, duck.
380
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:26,966
And you, my love.
Parting is such
Sweet sorrow.
381
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,168
Anon...And on
And on and on.
382
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,803
Did that make
Any sense to you?
383
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,840
Let's give those robots
A wake-up call.
384
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:38,645
Yoshimi: hey! Over here,
You rust buckets!
385
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,447
Come and get us!
386
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,349
Interlopers.
Catch them!
387
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,852
Don't let them
Escape.
388
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:57,564
And now for the latest
In futuristic spy gear:
389
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,400
The rocket-powered
Stocking cap!
390
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,709
Not bad for a
Polyester blend.
391
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,711
Now I'll just
Set these charges
392
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,481
And be on my way
Before the big kablooey.
393
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,253
[beeping]
394
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,363
If that duck doesn't
Blow that tower,
395
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:31,698
Our goose is cooked.
396
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,000
I wonder if our firstborn
Will be a boy?
397
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,236
Because I've always been fond of
The name "Montague."
398
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,376
Wow. Pretty.
399
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,377
He actually
Did it.
400
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:46,913
Surrender
Or be destroyed.
401
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,948
This is your
Last warning.
402
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:51,484
Ow!
Hey!
403
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,386
What's
The big idea?
404
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,887
The robots
Are malfunctioning.
405
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,423
The time to attack
Is now.
406
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:01,260
Now to pick up the woman
With which I will spend
The rest of my life.
407
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,363
The rest of my life?!
408
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,064
That could be a long time.
409
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:09,201
And when it's over,
I'll be dead. I wanna live!
410
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,037
Die, robot invaders!
411
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,345
The robots are defeated!
412
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,780
[cheering]
413
00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,915
A new day is dawning
For your people,
414
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,284
As is my love for you.
415
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,321
I don't know how
To break this to you,
416
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:31,558
But our love just
Wasn't in the stars--
417
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,292
Although I guess we were.
418
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,595
Ha ha ha! How ironic.
419
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,497
Well, too broken up
For words, eh?
420
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:39,732
Cadet, bring me aboard.
421
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,768
Did you
Hear something?
422
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,404
No.
423
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,339
Welcome back,
Captain dodgers.
424
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,907
W-w-what's
The matter?
425
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,810
I feel like my heart's
Been torn out by
An angry orangutan
426
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:54,481
And thrown
Into a blender
Set on "Devastate".
427
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,948
Do you know
What I mean?
428
00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,151
Um...No, but we did get
Our new assignment.
429
00:21:59,218 --> 00:22:00,587
Eh-bu-we're to
Transport
430
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,722
A corian princess
To omicron 9.
431
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:05,024
Oh, yeah? Well,
The next time
I meet a dame,
432
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,794
I'm gonna walk
Right up to her
And say...
433
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,502
I love you with every fiber
Of my being.
434
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,604
A-a-at least
He's consistent.
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