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* frozen
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* in a time and space
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* revived
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* but how would
The universe survive? *
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* duck dodgers of the 24th
And one-half century *
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* protecting the powerless
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* and the weak
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* duck dodgers,
He's fighting *
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* tyranny
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* in the 24th
And one-half century *
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I wonder what happened
To my satellites.
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A martian battlestation?
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I don't like
The looks of this.
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Calling duck dodgers.
Come in, duck dodgers.
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Dodgers!
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What?! Oh, it's you.
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I have strong
Reason to believe
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That a martian
Battlestation
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Has destroyed
Our satellites
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And is headed
For the earth.
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I'm assigning you
To investigate.
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Sorry, I.Q. No can do.
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What do you mean,
"No can do?"
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I just can't handle
The workload.
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Take a look
At the cadet.
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[whirring]
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The poor little fellow
Doesn't even realize
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He's being slowly
Worked to death.
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What are you
Getting at, dodgers?
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I might be able to handle
Your stupid assignment...
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If I had my own robot slave--
I mean, fellow crew member.
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This is against
My better judgment,
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But I'm assigning agent
Roboto to your crew.
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Is it here yet?
Is it here yet?
Is it here yet?
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He's r-r-ready
To come aboard.
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[bzzz]
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Wow!
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Greetings,
Captain dodgers.
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It is an honor
To serve you.
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Yeah, I imagine it is.
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So, you're here to follow
My every command, right?
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Yes, sir.
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My every whim?
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Yes, captain.
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I can get
To like this.
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Alphabetize
My comics.
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Do my laundry.
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Mow the astroturf.
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And roboto...
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Yes, captain?
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My toenails
Are looking
Really gross.
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I could use
A pedicure.
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Sir. Yes, sir.
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You can drop
The formal stuff.
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Then may I
Call you...Friend?
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Mmm...Yeah,
I guess so.
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Captain dodgers--
Roboto's friend.
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Am I interrupting
Something?
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Not at all!
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We're approaching
The martian
Battlestation.
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Excellent.
Prepare the shuttle.
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Engage
The disappearo
Device.
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We'll slip in
Right under
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Their martian
Noses.
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Dodgers: I'll just put her down
Right by those barrels.
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Oops. Maybe
It's better over--drat!
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I'll just stop
Right here.
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Now follow my lead
And see how it's done.
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Ha ha!
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Wah!
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Eek! I could use
A little help here.
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Must...Protect...Friend.
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What was that?
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Aah! A robot dog!
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Intruders! Protect
The laser cannon!
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Ha! Not so fast,
Martian.
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Duck dodgers
Is here
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To destroy that
Fiendish weapon.
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[boom]
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Weapon is destroyed.
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Oh, roboto. That
Was spectac-c-c...
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Wonderful.
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[boom]
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[alarm sounding]
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The whole place
Is gonna blow!
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Evacuate!
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Aah!
Aah!
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But--but I usually get
To blow up the battlestation.
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Let's go, friend.
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All right, everyone,
Look sharp.
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Dr. I.Q. Hi will be
Calling any second
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To congratulate me
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On my stunning defeat
Of the martians.
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Nice work, cadet.
And you, roboto,
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You didn't screw
Things up too much.
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Well, dodgers, I'm calling
To congratulate you
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And your crew
On a mission well done.
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Agent roboto, you really
Distinguished yourself today.
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I haven't seen
Moves like that
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Since star johnson
Sent the tyrellians
Packing back in '32.
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You're too kind,
Dr. I.Q.
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But the real credit
Should go
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To my friend
Captain dodgers.
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Ha ha ha! And you've got
A sense of humor, too.
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Well, roboto,
Good work.
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You're really on
The fast track
To a promotion.
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Say, doc,
Before you go,
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I'd just
Like to say,
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I can't take all
The credit myself.
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I mean, I did have
A little help.
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[loud laughter]
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You crack me up,
Dodgers.
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Um...Cadet,
Could I get
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A transcript
Of this meeting?
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"Roboto, roboto,
Roboto, roboto,
Roboto,..."
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Roboto?
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Are you kidding?
That went great.
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He didn't even yell
At captain dodgers this time.
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Dodgers friend.
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Friend, is it?
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This ship's only big enough
For one friend.
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So long, roboto.
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Ha ha ha!
Now all I have to do
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Is position
This rescue beacon
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On one of those explosive
Martian space mines.
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Careful. Steady.
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Yes!
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Hello, friend.
What are you doing?
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Ah. Well, um...Oh.
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I was just, um...
Doing some stuff.
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[laughs nervously]
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You know, roboto,
Sometimes
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In the deepest
Darkness of space,
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A cry goes out
For help.
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"Save me! I'm lost
In deepest darkness!"
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So we must be
Ever vigilant,
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Listening for a friend
Who is lost in space.
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Hark! Did you
Hear that?
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What?
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A signal,
From a friend.
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00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,257
Will you help him?
Will you help him?
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I will help him.
I will help the friend.
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Where are you, friend?
I cannot hear you.
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Better turn
The beacon on. There.
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[beeping]
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I hear you. Do not
Lose hope, friend.
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And in a moment,
A large explosion,
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And it's adios,
Roboto.
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Friend, I have
Rescued your friend.
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Thanks.
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Not exactly
What I had in mind.
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Aah!
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Priceless works
Of art? Aah!
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* frere jacques,
Frere jacques *
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French orphans? Aah!
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Simple amish folk?
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Some days you just can't get rid
Of a martian space mine.
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Aah! Aah!
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Perfect.
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[beeping continues]
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Oh, my. This is no place
For a space mine.
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One of those orphans
Might happen upon it.
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There.
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[boom]
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You win again, roboto.
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Good game, cadet.
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That walking trashcan
Will never survive
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Operation
Mother's broach.
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Mother had
The worst taste.
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Simply drop it
In the engine port. Oops.
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[clank]
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Oh, roboto.
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Yes, friend?
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Roboto, I'm
In an awful bind.
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I just did
Something terrible.
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Roboto will help
Friend bury body.
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No. Um...
I dropped something
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Way down
The engine port--
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My mother's broach.
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Mother? Roboto find.
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Thanks. It's
A family heirloom.
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What a sweet guy.
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Too bad I have to
Destroy him.
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Are you in the engine
Chamber, roboto?
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Yes, friend. Roboto
Is in the chamber.
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Ok, buddy.
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[buzz]
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Speaker: warning.
Engines are overloading.
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[humming]
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Engines approaching
Critical level.
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Cease test.
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[high-pitched whirring]
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That should do it.
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Good news, captain.
I have found your
Mother's broach.
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Let me
Pin it on you.
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No, thanks. It clashes
With my earrings.
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I insist, friend.
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Keep it!
I don't want it!
Sell it on-line!
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Aah!
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C-c-captain
Dodgers?
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[sizzling]
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00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,139
We have a most
Dangerous situation
On our hands.
203
00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,109
A g-g-giant asteroid
Is heading straight
For our ship.
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00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:12,512
Well, get us
Out of here.
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Eee!
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00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,884
I can't, sir.
The engines
Won't respond.
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00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,953
I'm afraid
We're d-d-done for.
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00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,957
Oh, no.
209
00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:24,892
What?
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The asteroid. When
That thing hits,
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We'll all
Be destroyed.
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00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:39,072
Shouldn't we get
To the shuttle?
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It wouldn't matter.
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Roboto: fix.
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00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,980
Roboto?
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Friend...
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You stay.
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I go.
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00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,025
No following.
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Oop!
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I love you.
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00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:23,917
Dodgers' voice:
I could use a pedicure.
223
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:27,888
Roboto: dodgers friend.
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00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:42,836
I sure hope
That table holds.
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00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:55,783
It is altogether fitting
That we join here in this place
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To remember our fallen comrade--
Agent roboto.
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[boing]
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Roboto was like
A brother to me.
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00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,559
Well, maybe not
Like a brother.
230
00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:07,995
I mean, he never
Stole my girlfriend
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Or wrecked
My new corvette.
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00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:12,532
I guess he was more
Like a cousin...
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A second cousin.
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00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:18,806
And so we bid a final farewell
To agent roboto.
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00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:22,375
Roboto, I have
And will always be...
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[sobs]
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00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:26,746
Your friend.
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00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,681
You know, dodgers,
I had a chance
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00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,117
To poke around
Roboto's remains,
240
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,985
And I think
His cranial capacitor
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00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,520
Is still
In good shape.
242
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,022
Why, I should have
Agent roboto
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00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,257
Back together
In no time.
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Oops. Clumsy me.
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00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,865
Oops again.
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00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:49,369
Then again, it might
Take a little longer.
247
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:03,150
The lone duck descends
In a last-ditch effort
248
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,553
To drop incendiary ordnance
On an unsuspecting enemy.
249
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:09,722
Ka-boom! Take that,
You heathen monkeys.
250
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,224
[tap tap tap]
251
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,626
Hey, give some
Of the rest of us
Kids a chance.
252
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,429
You've been in there
For 20 minutes.
253
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,936
There you go, junior.
Knock yourself out.
254
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:26,239
Well, doc, I really got to
Hand it to you--
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00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,707
She's one sweet ride.
256
00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,643
Not a bad jalopy,
But nothing like the hot rods
257
00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,813
I used to race
Back in the 21st century.
258
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:38,451
W-w-wow! You were
A h-h-hot rodder?
259
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,721
Are you kidding?
I practically invented racing.
260
00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,690
Checkered flags,
Big gold trophies,
261
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:47,260
Lucrative endorsement deals
With soulless megacorporations--
262
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,429
That was all me.
263
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,331
[fanfare]
264
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,636
Yuck. Who invited
The martians?
265
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:01,074
Introducing the supreme leader
Of the martian empire--
266
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:05,212
Her royal highness,
The queen of mars.
267
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,080
Queen: ladies
And gentlemen,
268
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,116
I am pleased
To present our entry
269
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:13,786
For this year's competition--
The martian maverick 6 million.
270
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,523
[fanfare]
271
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,527
The maverick features all
The latest martian technology
272
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:24,797
And will be piloted by
Our undefeated grand champion,
273
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:29,036
Who will gladly destroy
Any competition.
274
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:31,104
Arrogant blowhards.
275
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,106
Doc, let's get
Out of here.
276
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,308
Cadet, this way.
Cadet?
277
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:38,645
He the greatest racer
Of this or any century.
278
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,114
Now see here,
My fine pig.
279
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,850
I am a 6-time
Grand champion.
280
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,119
Pardon me. Excuse me.
281
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,322
Sorry, mr. Eyeball guy.
282
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,991
Coming through.
283
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,126
I accept duck
Dodgers' challenge,
284
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,497
And I shall
Obliterate him
On the race course.
285
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,132
W-w-we'll see
About that.
286
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,834
Cadet, what are
You trying to do?
287
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,136
I entered you
In the race.
288
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,837
I was just
Telling them
289
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,839
What a g-g-great
Racer.
290
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,141
Um, you know...
291
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,909
Maybe I wasn't
All that great.
292
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:10,910
[audience gasps]
293
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,279
Say it
Ain't so.
294
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,113
I'm shocked.
295
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,014
Fraud.
296
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,483
I thought he was
A real space hero.
297
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,684
[speaking
Foreign language]
298
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:20,687
I think I left
The tub running.
299
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,855
Maybe there is
No santa claus.
300
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,724
I hope you're happy.
301
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,293
Fear not, my people.
302
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,997
I will not shrink
From the task
Set before me.
303
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,598
I shall be
Your champion
304
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,267
And defeat
The martian horde.
305
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,935
Oh, santa!
306
00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:37,470
[cheering]
307
00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:40,573
Arrogant blowhard.
308
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:45,345
[engine revving]
309
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,715
You remember
The plan, right?
310
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,683
Aye-aye,
Mein capitan.
311
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:53,653
See you in
The winner's circle.
312
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,022
[beeping]
313
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,589
All systems
Activated.
314
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,691
Prepare for blastoff.
315
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:02,029
On your mark,
Get set...
316
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:06,566
[cheering]
317
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,345
Whoa!
318
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,016
Egad. He's actually good.
319
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,652
What is his secret?
320
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,862
Aha. Chicanery, is it?
321
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,565
We'll see about that.
322
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:50,710
Excuse me.
323
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,579
[crunch]
324
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,582
There you go.
325
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,284
[weakly]
Thank you.
326
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,086
Aah!
327
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,722
Whoa-oa-oa!
328
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,224
Cadet, what are you doing?!
329
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:09,429
Nyah nyah. Cheaters
Never prosper.
330
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,830
Wah!
331
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,899
Whoa-oa-oa-oa!
332
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:15,268
[rocket sputtering]
333
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:19,206
Aah!
334
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:20,807
Whoa!
335
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,609
[panting]
336
00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:29,616
Hey, I think I've got
The hang of this.
337
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,620
Pleasingly volcanic!
338
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,657
Whoa!
339
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,891
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
340
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,628
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
341
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,929
[steam hissing]
342
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:44,631
[alarm blaring]
343
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,641
That was
Almost too easy.
344
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,646
[cheering]
345
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,953
With all
Due respect, cadet,
346
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:10,123
It looks like your duck
Has been cooked.
347
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,392
Ha ha ha ha!
348
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,961
With all due respect,
Y-y-your highness,
349
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,729
This race
Isn't over yet.
350
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,298
If you're all
That confident,
351
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,667
Maybe you'd like
To make the race
352
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,669
A little more...
Interesting.
353
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,671
You mean a b-b-b...
354
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:26,072
A wager?
355
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,908
Is the little piggy
Chicken?
356
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,778
Pardon me a moment.
357
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,680
S-s-sir?
358
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,415
What is it, cadet?
359
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,983
Could I borrow
A million trillion
Space credits
360
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,352
Until
Next wednesday?
361
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:43,356
Here. Take it
Out of my wallet.
362
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,791
Thanks.
363
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:55,134
Got to find a way
To get out in front
Of the little squirt.
364
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,969
They may have
Missed something
365
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:59,872
When they deactivated
The weapons systems.
366
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:03,075
Bingo!
Emergency flares.
367
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,546
Well, this is
An emergency.
368
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:11,618
Oh, my!
That little cheater.
369
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,722
Giant space bats!
370
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,257
Aah!
371
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,761
Huh?
372
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:29,068
I guess I'll have to do this
The old-fashioned way--
373
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,771
Rip them off by hand.
374
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:33,940
[squish]
375
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:37,444
Yuck. They're slimy.
376
00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:39,779
Salty, too.
377
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,782
[grunting]
378
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:43,783
Whoa!
379
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,520
Not what I had in mind.
380
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:48,788
Ooh! Ow!
381
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,122
Ooh! Uck!
382
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,825
Could this get any worse?
383
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,394
[muffled screams]
384
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,095
Ew...Ew!
385
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,965
Me and my big mouth.
386
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:00,867
Ptooey!
387
00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,736
Salty.
388
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,815
Stupid rocket boots.
389
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,450
I've still got a chance.
390
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:21,288
Let's see
What this baby can...Do.
391
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,229
Dodgers' voice: a fitting end
To one duck's ride
392
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:34,233
On this mad whirling
Merry-go-round we call life.
393
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,241
Well, w-w-what
Do you know?
394
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,844
Ah! That
Infernal duck.
395
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,713
You seem vexed,
Milady.
396
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:50,883
Have no fear.
Mars will win
This race.
397
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,852
I'm glad
You're so sure.
398
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,822
Double or nothing.
399
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,957
Oh, jeepers.
I don't know.
400
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:01,761
I'll throw in
100 million of your
Earth hamburgers.
401
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,995
With cheese?
402
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,831
Deal.
403
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,668
[beeping]
404
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:12,104
All right, finish line,
Come to papa.
405
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:15,274
I think not,
Earth creature.
406
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:17,977
You're not
The only one
407
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:20,146
With a trick
Up his sleeve.
408
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:23,182
What? Are you
Trying to tell me
409
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,284
That little
Miss molly martian
410
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,687
Has a cheaty trick?
411
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,822
Ha ha ha ha!
412
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:32,325
Cut it out, cue ball.
You're killing me.
413
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,295
Actually,
That is the idea.
414
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,103
Computer: warning.
Explosion imminent.
415
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,271
Explosion?
416
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,207
Oh, yes.
Exploding rocket fuel
417
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,611
Makes such
A lovely fireball.
418
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,747
What?!
419
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,950
[screaming]
420
00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,487
[engine sputtering]
421
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,591
[fanfare]
422
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,758
Yes!
423
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,927
[cheering]
424
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:12,965
This just
Cannot be.
425
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,100
Ha!
426
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,368
* duck dodgers
Is the winner *
427
00:22:15,402 --> 00:22:16,936
* that makes you
The loser *
428
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,507
You know, I think I learned
A valuable lesson today--
429
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:23,576
Winners never cheat,
And cheaters never win,
430
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:25,645
And a stitch in time
Saves nine,
431
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,114
And don't take
Any wooden nickels, and--
432
00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,650
[boom]
433
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,452
I think
He should have said...
434
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:35,287
S-s-slow and stupid
Wins the race.
435
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:36,923
[chomp]
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