All language subtitles for Cheers.S08E15.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE

Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.

Hello.

So... how's the little Dr. Crane?

Getting cuter every moment.

I have baby pictures.

Who wants to see them first?

Well, listen, fellas,
there's no need to fight over these.

I mean, I got double prints.

All right, now...

who do you think he looks most like...

me or Lilith?

Kind of hard to tell.

Well, here, let me
make it easier for you.

I just happen to have

newborn photos of
myself and his mother.

Gee, would you look at this.

Three days old
and Lilith already had her hair back in a bun.

I think the kid looks like his mom, Fras.

Yeah, I do, too.

And I mean that. It's not just a shot.

I suppose that's only fair.

I mean, after all,
she did carry Frederick for nine months.

What will I do?

In my household, the hard part.

Uh-oh. Blonde at 2:00,
blonde at 4:00,

blonde at 6:00.

What are you talking about?
She hasn't even moved.

I know. I'm just trying to fit her
into my schedule here.

Here. Hold that, will you?

Hello. Michele?
Hi. It's Sam Malone. Here.

Listen, Sweetheart,
I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.

Aw, I'm sorry.

But, hey, sweetheart,
you'll have another birthday next year.

Hi there.

Can I take your order?

I'll have a glass of Chablis.

Terrific. What can I get
you for dinner?

You serve food here?

No.

Oh, lord.

I'm really not interested.

- Can I ask why?
- You really want to know?

One Chablis coming up.

I already dialed, Sam.

Thank you, Woody.

Hey, Michele, good news.

I'd say, uh, got to be "Little Deuce Coupe."

You're crazy.

What?

"409."

"Little cobra", "Little cobra."

Now what mindless subject are
you beating to a slow, lingering death?

What's the best car?

No, no. What's the best car song?

"GTO."

You hear them lyrics,
boy, you're burning rubber!

Hey, everybody.

Robin is back in town,

and tonight he is mine.

So would you like to know

where we are going
and you're not?

My house?

Carl Yastrzemski's testimonial dinner.

All the old Red Sox All-Stars
are gonna be there.

Oh, boy, I would've loved
to have gone to that.

Well, hell, maybe I'll just show up
and surprise the guys.

I mean, why shouldn't I?

It's $1,000 a plate.

Give my best to Yaz.

Who cares about Yaz?

This could be the night.

I'm so excited to be alone
with Robin after the dinner.

Yeah? For 1,000 bucks a plate,
you should give it to him during dinner.

I am the luckiest woman in the world

to be dating such an influential, rich man.

You still don't get it,
do you, Rebecca?

The measure of a man's wealth is what
he carries with him.

What he has in his soul.

So you wouldn't switch places
with Robin Colcord?

Are you kidding?
I'd switch places with his socks.

Cheers.

Oh, hi, Mr. Colcord.

Listen, can I make a suggestion?

I know you're going to this
$1,000-a-plate dinner tonight

and I'm sure you're gonna
have a great time,

you know, but, they have
these entertainment books now

where you buy one dinner
and get the next free.

Woody, I'll take it in my office.

It's for Sam, Miss Howe.

Sam?

Mr. Colcord?

Oh, you're kidding me.

Well, yeah. It sounds great.

I'll see you then. Yeah.

You want to speak
to Rebecca?

I don't blame you.

What was all that?

It seems that Robin would like
to chat with Carl Yastrzemski,

but since he knows jack
about baseball,

he decided to invite old Mayday along
to come to dinner with you

so I can translate.

What? Sam,
and you accepted?

You know this is the first time
I've been alone with Robin in a month.

I'm not gonna be
in your way, honey.

I'm gonna be too busy
hobnobbing with my buddies,

rubbing their noses in the fact
that I'm going around with Robin Colcord.

Really stick it to them,

make them feel two feet high.

I miss those guys.

Man, you are going to ruin everything.

What ruin? It's gonna save you
from having to come up with another excuse

not to go to bed with the guy.

What makes you think
I'm not gonna go to bed with the guy?

Well, honey, you see the sun come up

every morning for 30, 40 years,
after a while, you start to trust it.

Hey, I bet Michele
will be really impressed

to find out she's spending her birthday
with Robin Colcord.

Robin Colcord? I'd be impressed.

Woody. You know the number.

Damn that Robin Colcord,

changing plans like that
at the last minute.

You know, just because
that guy's got a couple of buck in his pocket,

well, he thinks he can shuttle
people around like cattle.

Moo-ve along, Bossy.
It's milking time.

Michele... Michele, sweetheart, listen, uh,

I hate to do this to you,
but I'm gonna have to call it off again.

Well, maybe
next weekend, huh?

Okay. Bye-bye, honey.

Thanks.

Boy, you know,
too bad you and I didn't hit it off.

I just got invited
to the Carl Yastrzemski dinner

with Robin Colcord.

- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we'll be going over
in Robin Colcord's stretch limo.

Then, uh, Robin Colcord

will be treating us to a $1,000 plate,

which we will be eating
sitting next to Robin Colcord.

And then, you know,
maybe we'll go out for ice cream later

with Sam Malone.

- Who's that?
- A friend of Robin Colcord's.

Come on. What do you say?

Well, I'm still not sure I believe you,

- but I'll take my chances.
- All right.

Great. See you back here, what, at 7:30.

- I'll be here.
- All right.

It's ringing, Sam.

I don't need it this time.
Thanks, Woody.

Oh, hello. Michele?

Yeah, I just wanted to tell you
that Sam still can't make it.

Me?

Oh, I'm about 6 feet,
blond hair, early 20s.

A little party?

Sure. I love birthday cake.

Is it okay if I bring
my girlfriend?

Hello?

It's a quarter to nine. That's it.

I am out of here.

Hey, come on, Laura,
Colcord will be here.

Maybe he's confused.

You know, maybe he's still
on Swedish time.

What's that?
You say you're a member of the Nazi party?

Well, forget it, babe.
I draw the line.

Whew. Narrow escape, guys.
Did you see that?

- Where is he? Where in the hell is he?
- You think you got a beef.

I just had to dump my date
for political reasons.

You know, that guy leaves me for
four or five weeks at a time,

and then when I do have a date with him,
he's an hour and a half late.

What, like there's no phones?
He can't give me call?

I'm getting sick of this.
I don't know why I put up with it.

Rebecca, don't you remember?
You're a gold-digger.

Well, I'm tired of wasting my time
and cleavage on him.

Chop chop, everyone. Let's go.

Excuse me?

Some of us were ready to chop chop
an hour and a half ago.

Rebecca, you look lovely.

I looked lovelier an hour and a half ago.

Well, darling,
we all age, you know.

- Sam, you coming?
- Actually I think I'm gonna take a cab.

My date fell through at the last minute,
and I feel a little awkward.

You know what they say,
three in a limo...

Well, actually, there will be four of us.
That's including my driver, Miles.

Great. I'll look like I'm dating the chauffeur.

- Listen, I mean, I like Miles...
- Yes, well, he likes you, too, Sam.

Well, then I'm definitely
taking a cab.

I'll meet you there.

Sam, I need you to brief me in advance
about this baseball thing.

Now, look, I'll give you
a consultation fee of $1,000.

What kind of flowers
do you think Miles would like?

- All right. Keystone sack.
- Second base.

- Hot corner.
- Third base.

- dinger?
- Home run.

- Tater.
- Home run.

- He's good, isn't he?
- Yes, he's wonderful.

We shouldn't go anywhere
without him... ever.

- Do I detect an attitude?
- An attitude?

Listen, when we meet Yastrzemski,
we all just call him Yaz.

You know, actually, Robin,
this is like my dream date.

I hope we spend the rest of the night
talking about how many taters Yaz has hit.

Rebecca, if there is something bothering you,
we can discuss it later.

So how many taters did Yaz hit?

- Oh, uh...
- Later? Later? You mean, like when we're alone?

I don't think that's--

Anyway, Rebecca, if there's something
bothering you,

- why don't you come straight out and say it.
- Robin,

if you can't figure it out,
I'm really not gonna tell you.

- Oh, God, that is so female.
- Don't ever say that to a woman,

- you big jerk!
- Little shrew.

Shut up.

Fine.

I don't know the exact number
of taters Yaz hit, but I know it was a lot.

Hey, you know
what we need here?

We need a little champagne.

All right, I tell you, Robin,
baseball-- it's the greatest game.

You know, the only problem I see

is in the pension system.

Where's the security for a marginal player?

Oh. Hey, this is very nice champagne.

Yeah,
nice and bubbly.

Not like the kind of stuff

we used to pour over Yaz's head

after he hit a game-winning tater.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Sam,
you're still here.

I feel like I shouldn't be.

Well, we'd appreciate that, Sam.
Miles, would you stop the car?

W-What are you doing?

Guys, come on.

This is kind of
a bad neighborhood.

There's no such thing
as a bad neighborhood, Sam.

It's just a pre-redevelopment.

Hey, is that car on fire over there?

Oh!

Hey, wait. Where's my coat?

What about my 1,000 bucks?

Oh, great. Just great.

As if they're gonna do anything.

How was dinner last night?

I didn't actually
make it to the dinner.

Rebecca and Robin started making out
in the back of the limo,

so I offered to do
the gentlemanly thing.

- What's that?
- Let them dump me out on the railroad tracks.

Oh, man, that Colcord
is a real jerk.

Yeah, he just pulled over and let me out.

He stopped the car?

So what are you whining about?

They take off with my wallet
and my coat

and I'm out there in my tux
freezing my tail off.

I tell you, I'd still be there
if it weren't for those timely skinheads.

I think I got something.
ls my head hot?

No, what else you got?

So, uh, Sammy, do you think
they did the, uh, deed?

Are you kidding me?
Rebecca?

I ended up with a pant full of slush.

And I guarantee I had a warmer evening
than Colcord did.

Hello, everyone.

It's such a beautiful day,
I thought I'd walk to work.

There you are, Sam.

I told you you'd
make it home fine.

You're a clever boy.

- Come here.
- What?

Come here.

What are you looking at?

Oh, my God.

You went to bed
with him.

All right!

- Whoo!
- Hey, hey!

Hey, Woody, check the pool.
Anybody have this month?

All right, let's see.

Closest we got here is August 1992.

Lilith Sternin Crane.

I'll take that.
Not a word to Lilith.

Oh, you wacky barflies.

So, was it good?

Oh, very good.

"Very good"--

Norm, Ken, David, and Cliff's mom.

Just so you guys know,
I really don't care if everybody knows.

Is it okay if we post the results
in the window?

Do you really think passers by
on the street would be interested?

Well, enough of them asked.

You really did it. I can't believe it.

I never thought
I'd see the day.

First the Berlin wall,
and now this.

What was it, was it the champagne?

No, it was a double bacon
chili burger from Little Wally's.

Hey, now, wait a second.

He took you to Little Wally's
Pup-N-Burger?

You know the place?

Know it? I plan to be buried there.

Seriously.
I've bought myself a plot

right under the big plastic Little Wally.

I've got to tell you
it was so wonderful.

You know, first, I thought it was
sort of a low-down, dirty place.

Then I realized it
was a low-down, dirty place.

Little Wally knows his clientele.

Yeah. So you greased up.

Now, give us
some details.

What can I tell you?

Oh yeah, I told him the biggest secret
of my life.

What?

I told him about

"You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling",
by The Righteous Brothers,

and what that song does to me.

Right, you know what he did?

He called this
radio station he owns,

and he had them
play it all night.

I heard that. I thought
that was the long version.

Anyway, all I know
is it was the best evening

of my entire life.

Well,
enjoy it while you can.

What is that
supposed to mean?

Aw, honey, am I gonna
have to explain men and women to you

all over again?

If she doesn't
want to hear it, we do.

Honey, a guy like Colcord,

all you are to him
is a conquest and a challenge.

Now that
he's had his fun,

you'll be lucky if you get a hello
and a doughnut.

- Really?
- Yeah. Really.

Can I help you?

Yeah, Rebecca Howe?

Me.

Rebecca, this is
from Robin Colcord.

You never close
your eyes anymore...

Oh, my gosh!

It's Bill Medley from
The Righteous Brothers.

I mean, I knew Robin knew him.

And I hoped that one day
I would meet him.

But I never knew
he'd fly him all the way to Boston

to sing this song to me.

It's Bill Medley.
Bill Medley!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Would you knock it off?

Somebody in the bar
might want to hear this.

You've lost that lovin' feelin'...

Admit it, Sam.

He went to the expense of
flying one of The Righteous Brothers out here

just to sing her a song.
He's got to be serious.

It's petty cash
to a guy like Colcord.

I don't know.
He's got her out on a boat now.

What about that?

I know why. He's taking her
out there to dump her--

A quick burial at sea.

Trust me, she's probably
swimming back now,

a little wetter but wiser.

He did it.

He said it.

Those three little words.

"Walk the plank."

No, Sam.

I...

Love...

You.

Woody, does anybody
have "I love you"?

Closest we got here is,
"I'll respect you in the morning", Cliff Clavin.

I'm just so happy.

All I want to do is celebrate.

Come on, you guys, you're my pals.
Come on, let's go have fun.

I don't know. We're really kind of
settled in here for the evening.

Little Wally's
Pup-N-Burger.

I'm there.

Alrighty, come on, Sammy.
It'll be a lot more fun

than that red Sox dinner
would have been.

And it won't cost $1,000 a plate.

Little Wally's doesn't have plates.

They just serve
on those wax paper things.

You can scratch
your initials in with your fingernails

and if Little Wally's in a good mood,
you can scratch your initials in him.

Sam, come on. Aren't you coming?

Ah, no. I better watch the bar here.

But Carla's here, and Woody's here.

Yeah, I know. I should stay, though.

Somebody mixed some filberts
in with the walnuts,

and I have to straighten it out.

Sam?

Yeah.

What's the matter?
Something wrong?

Are you disappointed?

Why would I be disappointed?

Well, I guess I kind of
thought you wanted me.

What would give you that idea?

I don't know.
A guy hits on you every day

for 3 or 4 years,

you kind of start to trust it.

All right. Yeah.
Maybe I am disappointed.

I thought we'd be cool together.

You know, go out for a while, do stuff.

Ah, but what the hell,
you know?

We'd probably end up not
liking each other's stuff.

You'd have to do
my stuff for a while

And I'd do your stuff,

and our stuff would get all mixed up.

It saves us a lot of aggravation.

Yeah.

I'm very happy for you.

Thanks.

- Let's go eat.
- Okay.

- Do me one favor, though, will you?
- Sure. What is it?

Go to bed with me.

Oh, Sam,
you never stop.

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's in my genes.

And that's where
it's going to stay.

Hey, where did
everybody go?

Rebecca took some of
the guys out to dinner.

Oh, great.
They're all off at dinner

having a good time,
and I'm stuck here

with my Little Wally burger.

Oh, no. They screwed
my order up again.

Last time, they forgot the tomato.

This time, they forgot the tomato, lettuce,
hamburger, and the bun.

So what have I got? Nothing.

Well, Rebecca knows how
to throw a party.

This has to be my favorite restaurant
in the whole city.

Come on, I thought you said
the Hungry Heifer was your favorite.

Sure, you got folks
from out of town or something,

you want to impress them,

you want to sit down, maybe, yeah.

But if you just want to power
down animal fat,

then Wally's rules.

Well, all I know is that I'm stuffed,
and I couldn't eat another bite.

I could use a little something to
settle the old stomach.

What are you
talking about there?

Go back to Cheers.

Care for that idea?

Sure. Sure.

So, you know, how come I only got
to eat one burger?

'Cause you're the designated driver.

Good night!

Bye bye. Thanks for coming.

Oh, Sam. isn't this a beautiful night?

Yeah, especially love
the way the neon light

shows up that grease stain
on your blouse.

There is a grease stain.

Well, I'm gonna leave it there

'cause it will remind me of this place
for the rest of my life.

That's stupid, isn't it?

I'm gonna go inside
and clean it off.

Sam, I know that this

probably looks like some dive to you,

but tonight, to me,

it looks like the most wonderful
place in the world.

This is where I found out
that I was Robin Colcord's...

one and only.

I'll be right back.

Don't take too long.

I won't.

This place is nice?

Yes. I bring a lot of people here.
You'll love it.

Hi, Sam.

Hello.