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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Gents, mind my Corona
with lime, will you?
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I've got to see a man
about an equine.
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There goes one elegant guy.
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Yeah. Nothing says class
like a chunk of fruit floating in your beer.
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Oh, come on, Norm. It's yuppie nouveau
to have a little fruit floating in your beer.
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Call me old fashioned, Cliff, but the only thing
I like floating in beer is my liver.
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You know,
it's quite remarkable.
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To float something
as heavy as a wedge of lime,
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beer must have quite a high
buoyancy factor.
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So do your loafers.
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Do you think an olive
could float in beer?
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Yeah. Only one way to find out,
my friend.
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Well, I guess it doesn't.
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But, you know, I think maybe an orange rind,
being of the citrus family
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and a close cousin of the lime,
just might float.
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Ah! Your hypothesis has been proven correct,
Dr. Peterson.
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Thank you very much, nurse Clavin.
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I always wondered if a lit match
would float in beer.
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You always wondered that,
huh, Wood?
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All right, Woodrow.
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Ooh.
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Not only does it float,
it smells like heaven.
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I got one.
How about his car keys?
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Oh, good.
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Here he comes.
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Ahh, now I've room enough
for you, my friend.
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Boy, that lime
really adds something.
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So, this is your
apartment, huh?
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Yes, Sam, you've been here before.
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Yeah, but never after our first date.
Going to invite me in?
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I don't know, should I?
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- I don't know, should you?
- You're asking the wrong person.
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I haven't had a date here
since 1986.
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And I definitely think
you should invite me in.
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All right, come in, but it's just
for a cup of coffee.
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Okay.
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You know, I'm still amazed
that you agreed to go out with me.
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What was it that broke you down,
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my charm, my hot looks,
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pity?
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That last thing.
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My coffee maker's on the blink.
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- Is, uh, instant okay?
- Sure, sure.
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- Okay if I turn on the radio?
- Sure.
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Are your lips
cracked, dry, and bleeding?
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Do you have scaly red
patches in your facial--
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You know, I was--
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I'm all out of instant.
I don't suppose you'd be in the mood
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for a little hot tang?
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Why don't we, uh--
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Why don't we just
skip the beverage part
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and maybe dance?
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Sam.
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Oh, come on, dancing's permitted
on the first date.
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All right, but just dancing.
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Okay.
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Ow.
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Are we still just dancing?
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Yes, ma'am.
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Magic song.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'm glad it's not The Righteous Brothers.
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I never did stand a chance
against them.
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Did you plan that?
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Right, right.
I made a lot of tips this week
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and went out and bought
a radio station--
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WSAM.
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Uh...
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Are we still just dancing?
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In most countries, yes.
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Why is your neck so hot?
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Because somebody's
breathing on it.
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You know, it's been so long,
I thought I'd forgotten.
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I guess it's kind of like
riding a bicycle.
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You think it's like riding a bicycle,
it has been a long time.
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Oh, Sam...
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Don't...
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Stop.
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Okay.
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I said don't stop.
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Look at you.
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Oh, Sam, yes, yes.
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Yes!
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No!
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Oh, oh, God.
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It was just a dream.
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It's just a dream, Beck-Beck.
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It's just a dream.
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Morning, boss.
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You shut your fat face right now!
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I was just going to tell you
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If you want me,
I'm out fixing the window.
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I don't want you.
I don't want you at all.
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Aw, somebody got up
on the wrong side of bed.
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Don't you use the word "bed"
with me.
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I forbid you to use
the word "bed."
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Sorry.
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You make me sick.
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Last time I buy after shave
at a gas station.
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Carla, come here.
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Does this make you sick?
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Yeah.
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But only because you waited
till after I was married to do it.
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Does my after shave
make you sick?
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Oh. yeah.
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Well, somebody
should have said something.
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Frasier, don't
use your gold card.
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I exceeded the limit
this morning
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buying biodegradable
diapers.
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They're not cheap, they're not pretty,
but they'll disintegrate within 50 years.
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She loves her Earth.
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And look at these marvelous
toys I bought today.
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Oh, our child will love these.
I'm sure he can't wait to be born.
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Monochromatic, high contrast--
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Did they run out of colors?
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Oh, no, Woody.
You see, tests have proven
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that simple black and white
geometric designs
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stimulate the young infant's mind
to a remarkable degree.
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I don't know. I was raised on pink and blue,
and look how I turned out.
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In your face, doc.
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The evidence at hand
notwithstanding,
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current child development
experts agree
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that infants respond with great excitement
to toys like these.
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Whoo, yeah, they say
"this stuff cost a fortune.
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My parents must be rich."
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Well, come, Lilith.
We're off to lunch.
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Besides, the boys here
have to get back
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to that mind-expanding
and all-important
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tastes great/less filling debate.
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Yeah, so
where did we end up?
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I think it was tastes great.
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No, it was less filling.
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No, it tastes great.
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- Less filling.
- Tastes great.
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Oh, Frasier, Lilith, excuse me.
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I know you're probably
on your way somewhere--
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Yes, we are.
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But when aren't we?
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It's just that I have this
really bad problem.
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It's getting so bad
that I can't even sleep at night.
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I'm sorry, Rebecca.
We do have this important lunch.
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You see, I've been having
these erotic dreams.
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Well, lunch be damned.
our friend is in need.
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What about Russell and Pam?
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Oh, hang Russell and Pam.
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They just want to weasel some free
psychological advice out of us anyway.
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So, Rebecca,
go on about your dreams.
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I guess you could say
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the main problem is that this guy who's--
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I don't know, I guess you could say he's
starring in these dreams--
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Is somebody I definitely
should not be dreaming about.
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Ah...
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Because even though he's a sexy
and successful doctor,
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he's also happily married
and about to be a father.
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Yes.
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There is no fruit so sweet
as that which is forbidden.
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Frasier, stop before
you embarrass yourself further.
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- What?
- Darling, you're the love of my life,
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but even I don't have erotic dreams
about you.
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So who is it--
Mel Gibson? Harrison Ford?
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That young man with the wavy
brown hair and the leg muscles
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who comes in here all sweated up
after bowling and has nodded hello to me twice?
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It's Sam.
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Sam Malone?
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Can you believe it?
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He's the last person
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I would want to see in my dreams.
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I mean, I played
Donald Trump's board game,
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I watch Ted Turner's network,
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I just finished
Robin Colcord's new book,
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and somehow in my dreams,
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I end up dancing
on my back with Sam Malone.
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Perhaps Sam represents
someone else,
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someone you fear craving
even more.
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Frasier, it's not you.
Get over it.
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Take a joke.
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Just please tell me that it's not
Sam Malone in my dreams,
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so I don't have to take a bath
with my electric toaster.
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Well, Rebecca,
there are those who believe
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that dream imagery
is basically symbolic,
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if you subscribe to that theory,
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Sam could signify
any number of things--
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It could be a need for you
to get back in touch with your inner self.
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It could be
spiritual awakening.
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It could be
you and your God.
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- It's Sam.
- It's Sam.
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It's Sam.
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Oh, God, some evil, disgusting,
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perverted little part of me
is attracted to Sam.
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- I'm going to kill him.
- Now, Rebecca, it's not his fault.
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Sam doesn't know
what your dreams are.
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You're right.
and he can never know.
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Because if it ever, ever got out
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that I've been having
sex dreams all week about Sam,
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I could never ever show
my face in this bar again.
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Well, fear not.
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You have confided
in professionals.
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Your trust is sacred.
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Thank you.
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Ho! hands up in the air.
You okay?
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What's so funny?
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I'm sorry. Uh...
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I can't tell you.
It's--it's--it's--
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It's not something
that a man can tell a woman.
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This is something that a man can only tell
a whole crowd of people.
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Get the guys! Hey, you nimrods,
trash flash!
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Step into Mr. Malone's office,
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and assume the trash position.
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- What's up?
- Heh heh heh!
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Well, it appears that
our lovely Miss Rebecca
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has been having X-rated dreams
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about a certain young man
that we all know and admire.
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That guy with
the wavy brown hair
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who comes in here
all sweaty after bowling?
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No, Woody, me.
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I thought you said he has young.
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Hey, how did you find out, Sammy?
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Well, I accidentally overheard Rebecca
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telling Frasier and Lilith.
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Shrinks get all the great scam, huh?
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You ought to get an earful
of a mailman's day, pal.
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Yeah, I do, Cliff.
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Now, fellas,
the big question is
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how to make use of this information?
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He's going to make
use of this information.
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- I got a suggestion.
- Shoot.
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If I were Rebecca,
I guarantee this would work.
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Somehow you get me
to go to sleep.
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Go on, go on.
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All right. Now, you sneak into the room,
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wait until I'm dreaming about you.
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You're going to know when that is
because of all the moaning and rolling around.
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"Moaning," "rolling," good, good.
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When I'm just at my most receptive,
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if you get my drift,
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you lay a kiss on me
that will melt diamonds.
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I wake up, but I think I'm still dreaming,
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so I don't resist,
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and then we make hot and sloppy
till the cops arrive.
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Carl, you're a genius.
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Rebecca's going to go for this
in a big way.
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The hell with Rebecca.
It was my idea.
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I'm going to go get some stuff
to help her go to sleep.
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Woody, cover for me,
will you?
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- You got it, Sam.
- Yeah. Woody, would you cover for me, too?
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Where are you going?
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Home. I just remembered
I left something turned on.
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- What?
- Me.
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- Where's Rebecca?
- She's in the office.
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00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,813
Wait a second.
252
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:41,274
You're not going to put the moves on her
here in the bar, are you, Sammy?
253
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:45,194
Well, I figure if I try it here
and something goes wrong,
254
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,864
I'll just be embarrassed
in front of you guys.
255
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,575
But if I sneak into her apartment
and something goes wrong,
256
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,618
I'll be embarrassed
in the back of a squad car.
257
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,455
Let's pour this into a saucepan
258
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,248
and put a little low flame under it.
259
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,377
You're not going to try to put her to sleep
with a warm cup of milk, are you?
260
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:05,298
Excuse me, Cliff, but have you
slept with over 1,000 women?
261
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,884
Put a low flame under it, Woody.
262
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:10,219
Stop just before it makes a skin.
263
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,639
Okay, one more thing here. What do you think
is going to make her go to sleep faster,
264
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:18,311
Brahms' Lullaby or
The Sounds of Spring Showers in a Rain Forest?
265
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,146
You know, Sammy,
266
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,357
that question has plagued mankind
since the beginning of time.
267
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,695
How to lure to our bed
the elusive Morpheus, son of Hypnos,
268
00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:29,989
known to the sand dwellers
of Rome as Somnus.
269
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,368
If you really want to put her to sleep,
Sam, record him.
270
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,294
Uh, Rebecca, could I speak to you
for a second?
271
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,671
Listen, I know I upset you
in the office this morning.
272
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,465
No, no, no. It's me
who should be apologizing.
273
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:48,633
I'm sorry.
274
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,886
I was going through something
that was sort of personal,
275
00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:54,222
but I really shouldn't have
taken it out on you.
276
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:57,725
Oh, no, that's okay, honey.
Sit down here for a minute.
277
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,612
You know, you're probably
just a little off
278
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,572
because you're so tired,
279
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,533
so very...
280
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:14,909
Very tired.
281
00:17:15,076 --> 00:17:16,661
Is it raining outside?
282
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,248
I hope I remembered
to put the windows up on my car.
283
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,499
I'm sure you did.
284
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,544
I'm very, very sure.
285
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,047
Why are you talking so slowly?
286
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,508
Does it seem like I'm talking slowly?
287
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,468
It's probably just because you're so...
288
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,012
very, very tired.
289
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,181
You're right. I am tired.
290
00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,810
- I haven't slept well all week.
- No kidding. Why don't you go take a nap?
291
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:44,397
No, I can't do that.
There's too much work out here.
292
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,359
Oh, what the hell, you guys
do all the work around here anyway.
293
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,487
Carla, will you take my calls?
I'm going to take a short nap.
294
00:17:55,449 --> 00:18:00,538
Ow! Sammy the sandman strikes again.
Did you see that?
295
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,623
Fellas?
296
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,755
Sam, I think you'd better
take that tape with you.
297
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,425
It's put everyone to sleep
except Woody and me.
298
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,267
Oh, good golly,
299
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,603
Woody sleeps with his eyes open.
300
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:24,895
Yeah.
301
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:29,191
That is scary,
But it does explain a lot.
302
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,425
Rebecca.
303
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,344
Mmm.
304
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:04,518
Rebecca, this is
your recurring dream.
305
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,690
How does it start again?
306
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,320
What are you doing in here?
307
00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:16,906
I'm not here. I'm in your dream.
308
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,616
Go back to sleep.
309
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,326
Go back to sleep.
310
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,579
You know. You know.
How do you know about my dream?
311
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:24,580
What dream?
312
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,540
Oh, man, I hate you.
313
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,670
I hate you! You didn't tell
your stupid friends about this, did you?
314
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,880
Oh, please, give me some credit,
will you?
315
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:37,927
You told them!
I hate you for knowing.
316
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,595
I hate you for telling
your friends.
317
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,722
I hate you for being
in my dreams!
318
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:45,267
I hate my dreams!
I hate myself for dreaming my dreams.
319
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,019
Hey, then smack yourself
for a while!
320
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,441
God...
321
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,861
I don't believe this.
322
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:01,659
Look at what I'm dreaming about!
323
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,873
A bartender in an off-the-rack shirt
324
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,376
with a button missing.
325
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,715
It's not missing. I always keep it unbuttoned
so I can scratch my stomach.
326
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,800
Oh, God!
327
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,053
God.
328
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,559
You know, I used to dream about
being swept away
329
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,895
by some rich, powerful,
successful man.
330
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:34,150
And now, even in my dreams,
I'm settling for a stomach scratcher.
331
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,195
Hey, rich people scratch.
332
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:42,324
Don't you understand
what I'm trying to say?
333
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:46,537
I was taught to win,
to strive, to achieve.
334
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:50,082
I was taught to never ever settle.
335
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,879
Sweetheart, how do you explain
working in this bar
336
00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:57,256
for the last three years?
337
00:20:57,548 --> 00:21:00,009
Has it been that long?
338
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,265
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
that was a low blow.
339
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:10,394
I know settling stinks, but there are
a lot of things that are worse,
340
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:14,190
like never taking a chance, always waiting
for something better to come along.
341
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,317
What if something
doesn't come?
342
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:17,735
It will.
343
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,446
Sweetheart, when was the last time
344
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,532
you had a close relationship
with a man?
345
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,951
What do you mean by close?
346
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,621
Close.
347
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,916
Oh, yeah, like, if you mean
close, close, close,
348
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,375
well, that would've been
349
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,795
just right before
I started working here.
350
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,421
Three years ago.
351
00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,799
Has it been that long?
352
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:48,474
Oh, God, Sam, maybe you're right.
353
00:21:49,225 --> 00:21:51,727
Maybe my dreams are right.
354
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:53,646
I mean, what the hell,
355
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,898
I mean, it's not like the Donald Trumps
356
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,817
and Robin Colcords of the world
357
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,694
are exactly beating down my door.
358
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,449
All right, Sam, I'm going to do it.
359
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,535
I'm going to take
the plunge.
360
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:12,915
You and I are going to take a shot at it.
361
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:14,708
All right.
362
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,585
Okay.
363
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,506
What do you say I, uh,
pick you up around 8:00?
364
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,258
Pick me up now.
365
00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,511
Mmm.
366
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:33,269
Hoo! Boy, I like the way I pick you up.
367
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,272
So, come on, tell the truth.
368
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,858
Isn't this better than waiting around
for some Mr. Wonderful
369
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,902
to come walking
through the door? Huh?
370
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,488
Oh, sorry to interrupt.
371
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,282
I'm looking for Rebecca Howe.
372
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,659
What?
373
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,494
Robin Colcord.
374
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:53,747
Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.
375
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,510
Have I caught you at a bad time?
376
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:07,720
No...
377
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:11,348
You caught me
just in time.
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