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Wojo?
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Uh, give me a five-letter
word for mallard duck.
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Daffy.
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Very funny.
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It fits.
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Dietrich still at the pawn shop?
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Yep.
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Um, Harris hasn't
checked in yet either.
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Thank you, Wojo.
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Well, he's always getting
on my case about being late.
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You were, this morning.
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Oh, yeah. I...
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lost my alarm clock.
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I suggest you do
something about finding it.
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Yeah.
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I'll make a few calls.
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I'm never late.
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And I appreciate it, Nick.
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It's a shame that certain other
members of... Of this squad
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don't emulate your
wonderful example,
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and realize that sometimes
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one must forego the
splendors of the evening
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for the responsibilities
of the morning.
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I was late once.
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A few minutes.
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Hey, I know what this
looks like but I'm innocent.
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You're making a
terrible mistake.
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It's part of my job.
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Trying to dump
stolen merchandise?
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Yeah, everything
was on a hot sheet
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from that theft
at the pier. Hey,
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I know what this looks like
but it's not that way at all.
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I mean, this is... This
is just one of those, uh...
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Merry mix-ups.
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Yeah, right.
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What about the hot property?
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Well, he told me he
bought it at a thrift shop.
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He said, uh, he only
spent a few dollars for this.
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He said, uh, it
was very legitimate.
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I laughed.
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I have a receipt.
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Written on a piece
of scratch paper.
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It's a little flimsy, Mr., uh...
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But we'll check it, we'll
check it. In the meantime,
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would you give a statement
to Detective Dietrich?
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Okay, why don't you have a
seat over there, Mr. White?
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What is it with you people?
Why don't you believe me?
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Well, it's because
we're used to dealing
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with the criminal
element, Mr. White.
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Everybody who comes in
here claims he's innocent,
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so nine times
out of 10 he's not.
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So it hardens you over
the years, Mr. White.
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It makes initial trust a rare
commodity in police work.
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Oh.
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Also, I don't like your eyes.
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Good morning, Harris.
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♪ Dum-da-dum-dum ♪
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Good morning, Barney.
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Isn't that a coincidence?
Just an hour ago,
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everybody else was
saying the same thing to me.
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I, uh... I guess I overslept.
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You look awful.
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Yeah, I had a long evening.
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Harris, the human body
can take just so much, uh,
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activity.
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After a while, it
starts to... Harris?
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Pardon me?
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Why don't you just sit down?
Nick'll get you a cup of tea.
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Hey, uh, thank
him for me, will you?
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Yeah.
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Hey, I ain't sayin' I never
been in trouble before,
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but this time I'm clean.
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We'll check out your
story. First name?
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Sylvester.
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I was born cesarean.
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My mother named
me that for revenge.
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Women are sensitive about birth.
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Boy, she never let up, either.
When I was 10 years old,
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she made me take
accordion lessons.
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She was a disturbed
woman, Mr. White.
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Uh, middle name?
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Marion.
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I saw it coming.
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Here you go.
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Thanks.
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Uh, Harris, uh, I don't
know if it's my place,
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but, uh... What?
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Does that tie go with that suit?
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Oh, my God.
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I figured you'd like to know.
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Oh, man. I knew this was
gonna happen someday.
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Yeah, I know. I-I know
because I was late one time
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and I put on a brown
tie with a yellow shirt.
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Ha!
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So?
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Mm, well, you had to be there.
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Gotta put you in the
cage now, Mr. White.
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How do you pronounce that?
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What's the difference?
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Looks like "Wojciehowicz."
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What were you, a breach baby?
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That's his last name.
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What's your first name?
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Rumpelstiltskin.
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Polish.
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Twelfth Precinct, Yemana.
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Uh, just... Just a second.
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Uh, Barn? Mm?
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Some guy's down on Third
Street holding up traffic.
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Okay, check it
out. Hey, hold on.
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Uh, Harris, somebody
calling for you on line one.
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Find out who it is, huh?
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Who's calling?
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It's your boss.
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Oh.
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Uh, tell him I'll call
him back later, huh?
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Okay.
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Say, Barney,
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did I, uh, ever tell you
about my other job?
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Other job?
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I didn't.
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No. Remember, that's what
you wanted to talk to me about
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in my office. When?
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Right now. Oh.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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It's not a question
of what you're doing,
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it's a question of my
keeping abreast with things
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as they pertain to this job.
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Got it, Barney. All right.
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It's just that, uh, we had a
few scheduling problems,
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and, um, I think we got
them worked out now.
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All right.
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Hinman Arms, huh?
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That's a pretty
snazzy place, heh.
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And you're, uh...?
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Captain of Security.
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Sounds good.
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It does hang well
on me, don't it?
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Well, as, uh, one
captain to another...
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Call me Harris.
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Funny pot.
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It's called a wok.
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It's used to cook
Chinese vegetables.
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Oh.
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No offense.
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I'm not Chinese.
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Well, you were once,
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uh, around about
fourth or fifth century.
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I'll be 46 in April.
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If I don't see you,
happy birthday.
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Uh, captain.
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Which one?
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I think it's for me.
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I'm gonna check out White's
story over at the thrift shop.
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Yeah, take some
of that stuff with you.
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See if you can get
an identification.
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All right, I'll just, uh...
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I'll just take a
"wok" over there.
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Okay.
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Captain, this is a wok.
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Yeah, I know.
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Oh. I-I'll... I'll j... I'll
be running along.
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Fine.
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In here. Thanks, Dietrich.
Over here. Come on.
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What've we got?
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Well, by the time
I got down there
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this kid had traffic
blocked up for three blocks.
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Go on, sit down.
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He was running around picking
up these from all over the street.
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I dropped the bag.
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Betting slips. Yeah.
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He must've been running
to a drop somewhere.
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All right, check it
out. If nothing else,
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somebody's got an awful
lot of angry customers.
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No, look, I can't
work tomorrow night,
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I've gotta pull
a late shift here.
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No, there's absolutely
no way I can get out of it.
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Yeah, I'll, uh...
I'll call you later.
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Thank you, captain.
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Hey, Barn.
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What's that "captain" stuff?
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Harris is Captain of
Security at the Hinman Arms.
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Well, whoopity-doopity-do.
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You know, I expected you
to say something like that.
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However, the number of
syllables did surprise me.
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Well, how come you're
working two jobs anyway, Harris?
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Orchestra seats,
nice clothes, fine wine.
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I mean, it's called
living the full life.
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Harris. Hey, I'm satisfied.
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I-I go bowling,
have a few beers.
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That's the full life.
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That's gusto.
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What you doing here? Hey.
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Can I go now?
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No, you can't go now.
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Last name's Fields?
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What's your first name?
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Tom. T-O... I think
I can handle it.
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Where do you live, Tom?
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The third house
after the mailbox.
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Just give me your
address, all right?
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338 Allen?
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Uh, sit right there.
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Uh, Barn? Yeah.
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Uh, I think there's
something wrong with this guy.
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What do you mean "wrong"?
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Well, like h-he's
slow in the head.
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Retarded?
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I don't think he
knows what's going on.
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What's his name?
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Tom Fields.
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Tom?
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Yes, sir?
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Tom, do you know
why you're being held?
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Yes, sir. For not
bringing the bag over.
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He gave me a dollar to carry it.
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Now I'll have to give it back.
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Who gave you a dollar, Tom?
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I don't know his name.
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He was like him.
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A black man?
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With funny clothes.
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Where were you
carrying the bag?!
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He's not deaf.
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To the barber shop next
to the roller-skating rink.
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Oh, Barney. That's,
uh, Del Mitchell's place.
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Oh, yeah.
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Didn't we raid that last
year for prostitution?
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Right, they had
the $50 manicure.
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Yeah.
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All right. Let's bring him in
and ask him a few questions,
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see what we can find out.
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Oh, Barney, why don't
you let me go alone?
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I think it'll be
easier to get in.
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Okay, uh, have Kogan put a
squad car in the area, though.
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Right.
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Hey. Yeah?
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Will I get a phone call?
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Sure.
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Maybe that's it now.
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In here, Reverend.
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What's this?
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Captain Miller, this is
Reverend Albert Carey.
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He runs the thrift shop. The
place was full of stolen goods.
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Hope you've got a
strong case, uh, Dietrich.
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Don't worry, captain.
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It's a good collar.
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No offense.
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Uh, Dietrich,
take his cuffs off.
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It's all right. Leave them on.
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He insisted.
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They're gonna start to
hurt you in a little while.
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They hurt now.
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Take off his cuffs.
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No. I d... I don't want
any special treatment.
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Take them off. Take them off.
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Reverend, uh, is what
Detective Dietrich said true,
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I mean about the
stolen merchandise?
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It's true. All of it, it's true.
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And you knew it was stolen?
261
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:59,670
Of course I knew. I just
never let myself think about it.
262
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,351
Have a seat, Reverend.
263
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:06,088
So you accepted them
as donations in good faith?
264
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:08,057
Look, don't
patronize me, captain.
265
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,593
I knew exactly what I was doing.
266
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:14,329
Our church is falling
apart. It's going under.
267
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,566
And I have been growing
so depressed lately.
268
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,968
I...
269
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,637
You know, a couple
of weeks ago, I...
270
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:25,507
I was walking down Fifth Avenue,
271
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,810
and I stopped in
front of St. Patrick's.
272
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,779
And I looked up,
273
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,583
and I saw those
magnificent spires, and...
274
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,685
And I thought,
275
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,755
"They really got it made, baby."
276
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:41,690
You know what I mean?
277
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,292
I mean, they got it all.
278
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,694
You know what I mean?
279
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,596
I thought,
280
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,666
"Well, why them? I
mean, why...? Why not us?
281
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,102
"Why? Why is it always them
282
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,237
"with their bells and their...
283
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:57,906
Their tapestries and
their works of art."
284
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,198
I mean, what are we, garbage?
285
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,146
We all believe in
the same things.
286
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,215
We read the same books.
287
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,618
We all say all the same
stuff, for crying out loud.
288
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,441
We've got a right.
289
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,523
But this guy comes along,
290
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,048
and, uh, instead of
donating some stuff he...
291
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,562
He shows me how I
could buy it from him
292
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:21,897
and then sell it for a profit
293
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,199
and still keep the
prices reasonable.
294
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:27,770
Well, it, uh,
worked like a charm.
295
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,138
And the first thing you know,
296
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,706
we got a whole lot
of people coming in
297
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,474
With a whole bunch
of merchandise.
298
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:35,477
There's a patrol car
over there now, captain.
299
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:39,236
The stuff matches a list
from, uh, a dozen heists.
300
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,987
Seems we've got a
touchy situation here.
301
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,421
Yeah.
302
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,991
It's gonna be hard to
separate, uh, church and state
303
00:15:49,015 --> 00:15:51,315
with him doing
time in Sing-Sing.
304
00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:55,931
Thank you, Dietrich.
305
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,789
Hey, can I get out of here now?
306
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:03,293
Let him out. Have a seat.
307
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:07,610
I'm gonna be a
policeman someday.
308
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:10,112
Oh, yeah?
309
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:14,405
Well, we could
probably use the help.
310
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,121
Do you have a little boy?
311
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,558
No, I-I don't have any kids.
312
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,293
Here you go.
313
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,828
Hey, what about the
money I paid for that stuff?
314
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:30,132
Why don't you consider
it a donation to charity,
315
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,967
gift to the church?
I'm an atheist.
316
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,125
Sue him.
317
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:39,497
Hey, I ain't that sure about it.
318
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:43,812
Barney. That was Harris' boss.
319
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,647
Yeah? He got fired.
320
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,783
Fired? Well, what for?
321
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,519
Something about not being
able to work around his schedule.
322
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,521
Wonderful.
323
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,823
I could never handle two jobs.
324
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,847
I'm under too
much pressure here.
325
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,152
Okay, in here, Mr. Mitchell.
326
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:05,367
This place looks
like a garbage dump.
327
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,292
Mm-hm. Make
yourself right at home.
328
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,074
Uh, Tom?
329
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:14,709
Tom, there's a man
sitting over there.
330
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,835
I want you to tell me if this is
the man who gave you the dollar?
331
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,518
Yes, sir. I better
go give it back.
332
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,862
No, that's, uh... Not
right now, not right now.
333
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:31,827
Hey, uh, Barney, what's
with the uh, Reverend?
334
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:35,264
Fencing stolen merchandise.
335
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:39,167
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna
do? Throw the good book at him?
336
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:50,178
Try and pull yourself together.
337
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,769
Yeah! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
338
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:56,985
Mr. Mitchell?
339
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,787
Speaking.
340
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,022
Mr. Mitchell, there's a
young man sitting over there
341
00:18:01,046 --> 00:18:04,693
says you gave him a dollar
to take a bag somewhere?
342
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,428
Never saw him before.
343
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,430
Well, he's sitting over
there. Look that way.
344
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:13,402
No need to. I haven't been
out of my barber shop all day.
345
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,204
I didn't say anything
about which day it was.
346
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,874
Pick one.
347
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,308
He did what?
348
00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,945
What did he tell you about
the lady in the penthouse?
349
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,014
Look, she asked me
to check on a prowler
350
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,349
and then got mad
'cause I wouldn't move in.
351
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,585
Steady now, st... That's
what she wanted me to do.
352
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,420
All right, we'll talk
about it in my office.
353
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,589
I was doing a damn good job.
354
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,058
But he couldn't fit
around your schedule.
355
00:18:36,082 --> 00:18:37,492
My schedule? Come on.
356
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:39,762
Hey, look, you know what
he can do with my schedule?
357
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,419
We'll explore all
the possibilities.
358
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,936
Sorry about the
profanity, Reverend.
359
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,271
Yeah, you see? Just
because I'm a minister,
360
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,173
everybody thinks they
have to protect me.
361
00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:52,808
Well, it's not necessary.
362
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,399
All right, the hell with it.
363
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,550
I would expect that
reaction if you lost this job.
364
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,085
But an outside job?
365
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:06,388
I was a captain.
366
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,390
Uh, let's not lose
perspective, Harris.
367
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,926
I was a good captain.
Yeah, I'm sure.
368
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,129
The fact is, you're just gonna
have to give up a few luxuries.
369
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,632
Let's, uh, switch to
domestic champagne
370
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,734
and give up on
the imported stuff.
371
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,503
Sirloin tips instead
of filet mignon.
372
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,839
Uh, would that were the case.
373
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,675
Mickey Spillane
instead of Shakespeare.
374
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,049
Barney, I need that money.
375
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,918
We could all use
a little extra money.
376
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,987
It's not a question of extra.
377
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:40,422
It's more like your
basic, fundamental,
378
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,190
primary kind of money.
379
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,726
I mean, I was over-extended.
380
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,762
Is it serious?
381
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:50,332
Yeah, it's serious. And it's
starting to get embarrassing.
382
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,435
I was buying a gray cardigan at
Bloomingdale's and they told me
383
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,038
that I had reached
my credit limit.
384
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:58,607
That, uh, could be embarrassing.
385
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:03,378
Yeah. I don't own
a gray cardigan.
386
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:08,283
Harris, you're just gonna have
to spend less money on clothing.
387
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:11,586
No, it's not just clothes.
I mean, it's everything.
388
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:14,389
I mean, it's part of
my nature, Barney.
389
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:18,293
I mean, I always figure if you
can't afford to go first class,
390
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:21,585
charge it.
391
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,536
Harris, are you
familiar with the phrase
392
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,771
"living within one's means"?
393
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,407
Vaguely.
394
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:34,143
It has to do with
the relationship
395
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,910
between income and outgo.
396
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,013
That's not the problem.
397
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,569
It's not?
398
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,017
I mean, my lifestyle,
399
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:45,821
it represents more
than just material things.
400
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,557
Mm-hm.
401
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,327
I mean, it's always
been that way.
402
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:56,120
My childhood was no different.
403
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,823
Go on.
404
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,905
Barney, I appreciate
this time. Oh, listen...
405
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:05,829
A real shrink costs a fortune.
406
00:21:17,243 --> 00:21:19,355
I want to give your dollar back.
407
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,923
I couldn't bring the bag over.
408
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,561
Hey, I don't have the slightest
idea what you're talking about.
409
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:29,365
I was going to carry
the bag, but I dropped it.
410
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:32,100
Man, I don't even
know who you are.
411
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:36,438
I'm Tom Fields. I live at the
third house after the mailbox.
412
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:39,941
Look, I am trying to meditate,
413
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:44,045
and you are disrupting
my concentration.
414
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,481
What?
415
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,318
He s... He says he can't
think and talk at the same time.
416
00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,442
Hey, you talking to me?
417
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,011
See.
418
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,296
Sorry to keep you
waiting, Mr. Mitchell.
419
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,697
Hey, can I leave now?
420
00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,098
Uh, a few more questions.
421
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,767
In that case, I want my lawyer.
422
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,635
Look, you're not
gonna need your lawyer.
423
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:10,205
Hey, look, it's his
word against mine,
424
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:13,742
and that's what
it comes down to.
425
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,545
You think a judge is
gonna believe a dummy?
426
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:20,203
Aren't you being a
little hard on yourself?
427
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,374
Is that all?
428
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,989
That's all.
429
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,558
Hey, Mitchell.
430
00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:33,829
Use another kid like this
and I'm gonna be all over you.
431
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,298
I mean, I am gonna
go out of my way
432
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:40,268
to see to it that you,
uh, stay within the law.
433
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:43,038
Hey, uh, captain,
434
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:47,642
your man here is threatening
me with harassment.
435
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,512
Sergeant Harris? Harris,
did you say something?
436
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,236
Hm?
437
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:54,838
Ah.
438
00:22:57,343 --> 00:23:01,690
Hey, Barn, but what about Tom?
439
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,592
Just see he gets home okay.
440
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,160
Right.
441
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,528
Come on, Tom.
442
00:23:06,552 --> 00:23:08,463
Where are we going? Home.
443
00:23:08,487 --> 00:23:10,498
Where do you live?
444
00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:11,833
No, your home.
445
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,135
Oh.
446
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,804
Well, don't... Don't worry, uh,
447
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,873
you can come over to
my house some other time.
448
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,108
I'd like to meet
all your friends.
449
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:21,632
I don't have too many.
450
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,982
Uh, Nick, take him downstairs
for prints and pictures.
451
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,650
I'd rather not.
452
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,052
Huh?
453
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:32,353
Um, he's a man of the cloth.
454
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,957
I feel funny about it, Barney.
455
00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:37,425
He's a prisoner, he
has to be processed.
456
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:40,562
I haven't gone to
church in years.
457
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:44,800
There might be repercussions.
458
00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,835
Dietrich, would you mind?
459
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:49,104
Sure, I'll do it.
460
00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:52,229
I don't mind. It
doesn't bother me.
461
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,218
Do you believe in God?
462
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:07,656
Well, I have always felt
there was something up there,
463
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,079
out there.
464
00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,793
I don't think there is.
465
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,262
I mean, we're probably
just an accident,
466
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:18,900
the result of some
unplanned cosmic explosion
467
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:20,190
eons ago.
468
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:24,439
Well, now, wh...?
What if you're wrong
469
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,075
and you find
yourself in an afterlife
470
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:29,144
having to explain
yourself to somebody?
471
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,467
What do you say?
472
00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:34,216
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