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LIVELY MUSIC
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BRAKES SQUEAK
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KNOCK ON WINDOW
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WINDOW WINDS DOWN
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What are you doing?
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I can't go home.
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Why?
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There's cum on my dress.
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Rory's?
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No.
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CAR DOOR OPENS
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CAR DOOR CLOSES
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Tell me everything.
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Who was it?
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The silver fox?
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I knew you were gonna ride him.
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Oh.
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Was it not good?
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He didn't even get inside me.
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What? He didn't even
get it inside me!
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So you didn't... No.
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He just... Came
all over my dress.
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On your dress? He literally
came all over my dress.
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That's literally
all I got out of it.
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I've had teenage fingerings
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at the Christian
Brothers College disco
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that were more sexually
satisfying than that.
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You let guys finger
you at the CBC disco?
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Everyone let guys finger
them at the CBC disco.
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That was the whole point!
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It's not fair! CAR HOOTS.
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I got six A1s in
the leaving certs.
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Literally the highest
score you can get.
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I got into the College of
Surgeons for Christ's sake,
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but I can't get a middle aged
man to fuck me in a car park?
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I can't even have
a simple affair.
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Well... I just want to have sex!
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CAR HOOTS Let's not
keep doing that.
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HOOTER BLARING
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Do you and Rory not have sex?
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Of course we have sex.
We're not Mormons!
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It's just been a while.
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How long's a while?
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Three months...
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Six months.
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A year. A year?
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Why?
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Because he's been
training for a triathlon
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and it's a high endurance,
multidisciplinary sport
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and it makes him
very, very tired.
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I thought you were training too.
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I gave up! CRYING.
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Oh, Caroline...
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No, stop!
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I don't want your
pity. I hate that.
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But I think it's really sad.
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You're a woman in the
prime of your life.
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You should be having great sex.
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I know that!
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Don't you think I know that?
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Don't you think I know that?
I want to have great sex!
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I want to have great sex!
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I want to have
great sex! HOOTING.
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We need to go inside now.
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No. Yes. Yep, come on.
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I tried to cheat on
my lovely, loyal boyfriend.
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I'm a terrible person.
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You are not a terrible person.
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You're just unhappy
in your relationship.
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I'm not that unhappy.
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Most of the time I feel nothing.
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Oh, what
if Rory finds out?
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Would that be the worst thing?
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Yes!
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He's the only person in my life
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I can actually rely on.
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Caroline, do you want to
end up like our parents?
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In a sad, sexless relationship
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made functional by weekly visits
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made functional by weekly
visits to an acupuncturist?
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To an acupuncturist?
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Or do you want to
live on your terms,
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with a man who knows you
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and appreciates you
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and who you can
have great sex with
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at least several times a week?
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That feels like a lot.
I do double shifts.
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This could be an opportunity.
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For what? To tell
Rory how you feel.
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Oh...
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Something important is missing
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in your relationship.
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If he doesn't want to fix that,
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maybe he's not the guy for you.
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You are not a terrible person.
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I should have told you
about Jack and Kristen.
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I've known she was
pregnant for ages.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I guess I was seeing if
you'd really changed.
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It was shitty. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry too.
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Shiv!
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Dad's leaving!
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What? He's packing up his stuff!
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He's leaving mum.
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What the fuck, Ant?
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Dad! What's going on!
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Jesus! You're all there!
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What's that on your...?
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Nothing. Where are you going?
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Umm...
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Your mother and I have had a
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a little talk
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and we think it's best
if I go away for a while.
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Away where?
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To Mina's.
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You were right, love,
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what you said at the
family meeting was right.
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About time we had some honesty.
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But you have been honest.
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You're in an open marriage,
we all know, so...
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No, no...
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It's not really an open marriage
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if one of you's in love
with someone else...
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In love?
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Thought it was just a
casual sex thing with Mina.
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- No, no.
- The sex was never the point.
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It's like Shiv said...
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For god's sakes, she's
not the Dalai Lama!
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Look, this is what they
call a mid-life crisis.
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No, it's not a mid-life
crisis, Caroline,
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because I'm not in mid-life.
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Yous are.
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What?!
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I am in the last act of my life
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and if I don't start
telling the truth now
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when will I?
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So, I'm doing it.
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I'm owning it.
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I am in love with Mina.
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It's like you were sayin'...
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Please, stop.
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I'm sorry.
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But it's the right
thing, for both of us.
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I'll come back for
the rest of me stuff.
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So wait, wait, wait...
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You're just leaving?
Just like that?
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I hope you'll come and
spend some time with us.
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You know, Mina really
is a wonderful woman.
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Oh, fuck you!
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Fuck you!
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This is your fault.
CAR ENGINE STARTS.
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Well, that family meeting
certainly stirred the pot.
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Mum... Did you know
Pam is missing?
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Pam, your neighbour?
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She's not answering texts,
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she's not answering emails.
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I've had some very strange
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encounters with her husband.
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What's just happened, Mum?
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He's replaced her,
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that's what's happened,
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with some redhead.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine!
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Is Pam okay?
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That's the question.
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BASHING SOUND
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Course it's not your fault!
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I'm the one who called
the family meeting.
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I'm the one who said
to tell the truth.
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Hold it steady will ye?
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I need to get a proper swing.
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My parents have just split up.
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I know, love.
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It's disappointing for everyone
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when an open relationship
doesn't work out.
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But what's it got
to do with you?
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They're adults.
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You've about as much
control over them
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as you do the old
glug glug glug.
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Speaking of, how are you
feeling about tonight?
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Err, what's tonight?
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The meeting! You're our speaker!
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What? I...
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Come on! Hold it steady!
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Karen, I can't do
the talk tonight!
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I'm a mess.
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Those are always
the funniest, haha!
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Please find someone else.
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I'll do it next time.
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You made a commitment!
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Yeah, I know. Part of not
behaving like an addict
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is honouring our commitments,
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instead of going on a bender,
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we stick to our word!
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Yeah! Because believe it or not,
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there's people in
more pain than you.
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And hearing your story,
how you got sober
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how you stayed sober
despite having no job,
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no home, no meaningful
relationship
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will you hold the
fucking thing steady!
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I'm going for Katie Taylor here.
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Okay.
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I'll do the talk!
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Ah, good girl!
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Cause it's a bitch to
find someone last minute.
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Put on a bit of lippy
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and run a brush through
your hair beforehand!
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We're alcoholics, not savages!
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Hideous.
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PHONE RINGS
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Yo. Where's Mam?
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She's not picking up.
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She went for a walk.
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By herself?
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Yeah.
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And you let her?
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What was I supposed to do?
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For God's sake!
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Her husband just left!
She's vulnerable!
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Wait, what are you saying?
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That she might do
something to herself?
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CHATTING AND LAUGHTER
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Hello?
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Sorry, Ant, gotta go.
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Wait, what about Mam?
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Hey, Dan!
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Hey... Can I have a word?
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Yeah. Sure, Dr Sheridan.
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Did you get home okay?
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Yes. Yeah, I did, thanks.
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You? Yeah, yeah. Yeah...
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Well, no, I actually ended
up staying at my parents
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which turned into a...
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Doesn't matter. Umm...
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I just wanted to say,
about last night,
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because I don't want it
to be weird between us.
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No, no. No, me neither.
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And what happened really
wasn't a big deal.
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No. I mean, shit happens.
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People get excited in situations
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and I was excited.
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Maybe too excited. Yeah.
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What?
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Mm-hmm.
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I just meant, you know, we don't
have to write it off as a total...
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We could even
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try again sometime...
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Maybe? Umm...
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No.
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I don't think so.
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No? But err...
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Thanks.
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BANGING AND CRASHING
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FRANTIC KNOCKING
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I'm at work, Ant.
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I found this
in Dad's stuff.
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It's Carl's death cert.
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He didn't die of some
mysterious heart thing.
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He committed suicide.
It's right there.
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Put that back
where you found it.
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Why? It'll upset people.
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They've been lying to us!
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There's Dad making me feel
like I'm the fucking failure!
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Carl's the coward
who killed himself.
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You don't know what you're
talking about, okay?
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Did you know about this?
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My boss is looking at me.
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Shiv, did you know?
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I found him, Ant.
Of course I knew.
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Why didn't you tell me?
273
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,600
You were a kid, you
didn't even know him!
274
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,760
You're supposed to be
the fucking honest one!
275
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,960
Ant, wait!
276
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:56,640
Ant!
277
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
SHIV SIGHS
278
00:15:58,200 --> 00:15:59,200
Hey.
279
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:01,360
What happened?
280
00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:03,560
Ant found Carl's death
cert. He didn't know.
281
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,920
Ah, shit.
282
00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:11,136
You were supposed
to answer the phones
283
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,057
while we meditate.
284
00:16:12,081 --> 00:16:13,840
Err, she's got a
family emergency.
285
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:15,817
Is everything okay?
286
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:16,976
Can she go early?
287
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,536
No. Honestly, there's no need.
288
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,200
Actually, that would be great.
289
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,056
If you go you
could open tomorrow
290
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,920
and I can go to pregnancy yoga!
291
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,120
Everybody wins.
292
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:31,320
Shiv!
293
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,000
Wait up!
294
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:34,720
Yo!
295
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,737
Where you going?
296
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:38,000
I've a meeting shortly.
297
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,120
A meeting?
298
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,136
Fuck that. Excuse me?
299
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,360
You don't need to
wallow in this shit.
300
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,800
You need to blow it off.
301
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,377
Well, I...
302
00:16:47,401 --> 00:16:48,856
I used to do that with whiskey
303
00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,800
and it didn't work
out so well, so...
304
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,960
Wait...
305
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,560
How about we do
something together?
306
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:00,320
Huh?
307
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:11,560
DOOR OPENS
308
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,160
Oh, this place looks fancy.
309
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:17,640
Table for two please.
310
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,576
Have you a reservation?
311
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:19,617
Have you a reservation?
Oh, Arthur knows me.
312
00:17:19,641 --> 00:17:20,696
Oh, Arthur knows me.
313
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,840
Jack Corcoran. He
said stop in any time.
314
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,200
Call him if you want.
315
00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,600
Follow me please.
316
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,120
May I take your
coat? No, thank you.
317
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,120
HAPPY RESTAURANT CHATTER
318
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,776
So... Have you decided?
319
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,440
We'll have a bit of everything.
320
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,617
Everything? Yeah.
321
00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:03,656
The plates are small
322
00:18:03,680 --> 00:18:06,360
and we've pretty big
appetites, so why not.
323
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,480
We'll have a jug of that mint
infused whatever that is too.
324
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,040
Of course.
325
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,960
How much will this cost?
Don't worry about it.
326
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:19,776
I owe a lot of people money.
327
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,120
It's taken care of, okay?
328
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:24,200
Here.
329
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,400
What do you think of that?
330
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,960
Err
331
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,640
bog standard restaurant art?
332
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:35,016
Guy who owns this place,
he's a big collector.
333
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,120
He's got some serious pieces.
334
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:40,840
I think it's pretentious.
335
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,040
I hate shit like that.
336
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,440
Why, who's the artist?
337
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:46,960
Me.
338
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,880
What the...? Oh...
339
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,640
Shit.
340
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,360
Caroline!
341
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,640
Rory made me a barm brack.
342
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,576
A what? He made it himself.
343
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:18,960
It's so fluffy!
344
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,296
I got your message.
345
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,720
Thought I'd pop over after work.
346
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,160
Everything is made
better by a barm brack.
347
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,560
So, you're okay then?
348
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,040
I was telling Rory about Pam.
349
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,240
I found her shoe!
350
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,560
And he was saying it's amazing
351
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,320
the amount of men that
actually murder their wives.
352
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,736
The statistics are shocking.
353
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:42,760
Well
354
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,800
the indignity of being left
for an older woman aside,
355
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:47,760
I've been spared that at least.
356
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,160
Have some cake, love.
357
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,680
It's delicious.
358
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,240
So, she's acting
fully mental, right?
359
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,640
It's just the shock.
360
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,840
It's understandable.
361
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,120
Thanks for coming over today.
362
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,560
I couldn't leave Bernie
by herself after that.
363
00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,480
Jesus.
364
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,280
I can't believe
old Tom just left.
365
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,480
After everything
they've been through.
366
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,537
I know.
367
00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,869
Where's the fecking
loyalty, like?
368
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,136
They've been
together forty years,
369
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:34,576
you don't turn
around one day and...
370
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,600
Rory?
371
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360
Yeah?
372
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,280
Will you marry me?
373
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:43,880
Please.
374
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:53,840
Mum! KNOCKING ON WINDOW.
375
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,400
Have we any champagne?
376
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,200
Champagne?
377
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,560
He said yes!
378
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,200
Who?
379
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:01,840
PARTY MUSIC
380
00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,240
Oh, fuck off.
381
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,816
I am so sorry. Will
you stop apologising?
382
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,040
I didn't mean to... Shit?
383
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:23,640
Yeah you did.
384
00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:24,736
And you're right,
385
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,400
because I haven't made a
decent piece of art in years.
386
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,080
Well I'm sure that's not true.
387
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,440
I'm just so fucking bored, Shiv.
388
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,136
I used to do things, go places.
389
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,640
I used to take risks.
390
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,600
And now I...
391
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,360
I've nothing to say.
392
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,400
Fatherhood's kind of risky.
393
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,937
What? It is!
394
00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:54,600
It's not like it
was planned, okay?
395
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,160
At least not by me.
396
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,640
Oh.
397
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,320
Don't you miss
the old days, huh?
398
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,760
All the mad shit we used to do?
399
00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:06,400
We were fucking crazy.
400
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,560
We were kids. No, no.
401
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,320
We just had balls back then.
402
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,720
Burrata.
403
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,600
Made in West Cork.
404
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,480
Served with a grilled
nectarine coulis
405
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,480
and a basil reduction.
406
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:22,760
Enjoy.
407
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,560
Listen, I err...
408
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:37,040
I appreciate what you've
done for me today,
409
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,560
distracting me and
treating me to dinner.
410
00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:45,600
I'm not paying for dinner.
411
00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:47,120
What?
412
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,856
But you said...
413
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,640
That's about 300 quid there.
414
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,096
I can't afford 300 quid.
415
00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:53,200
I can, but
416
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,160
where's the fun in that?
417
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,320
Huh? LAUGHS.
418
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,616
No, no. No fucking way, Jack.
419
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,200
What? We used to do it
all the time in college.
420
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,080
Doing a runner in here!
We could get arrested!
421
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,680
Do you have a choice?
422
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Hmm?
423
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,640
Fuck you, Jack!
424
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:22,697
Nice...
425
00:23:22,721 --> 00:23:23,880
Create a diversion...
426
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:29,880
We need to make it bigger.
427
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Bigger?
428
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,600
How fucking dare you!
429
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,216
Okay, it is one thing
430
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,680
sleeping with my sister,
431
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:38,760
but my brother!
432
00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,200
GASPING
433
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,416
Madam! Madam! Pick
a fucking team!
434
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,856
Wait! You saw what she did?
435
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,296
She's a fucking nut job!
436
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,136
Wait! Run, Shiv, run!
437
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,360
Wait!
438
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,720
LAUGHING AND WHOOPING
439
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,216
But they know who you are!
440
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,600
Let 'em come find me!
441
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,800
You're a fucking lunatic!
442
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,080
PASSIONATE KISSING
443
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,977
Nice studio.
444
00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:33,040
Thanks. It's expensive.
445
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,000
Do you want to get that?
446
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:05,840
No. It'll just be my family.
447
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:07,560
They ruin everything.
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