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Man, who'd have thought?
Hyde getting busted for possession.
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I mean, I always thought it'd be, like,
armed robbery or... pimping.
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You know, something cool.
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Yeah, Hyde in jail.
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Hey, guys, do you think
he's anyone's girlfriend yet?
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Kelso, he's been in jail
for three hours.
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Of course he's someone's girlfriend.
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He has very pretty eyes.
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Well, if he was someone's girlfriend,
I think it might look something like this.
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Yeah.
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Hey there, curlicue, would you like to
perform an unspeakable act on me...
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or would you prefer
that I perform one on you?
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Well, they both sound good. Dealer's choice.
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You have done a horrible thing
with a children's toy.
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Huh. Bet you didn't want me
to see this, did ya?
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Hey! Welcome back, man!
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We were worried about...
I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm so sorry.
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Yeah, uh...
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You know, curlicue... is...
can be... is a term of endearment.
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So, when do we meet
your new fella?
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- Red, we really need to talk about...
- No. No. No!
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- Steven!
- No! I don't want to talk about Steven!
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Subject closed.
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Red...
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For God's sakes, Kitty.
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We took him into our home.
We treated him like our own son.
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Treat him better than
your own son.
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I'll tell you one thing.
I'm not bailing him out.
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He can rot in that jail, for all I care.
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Actually, uh, they already
let him out. Gave him probation.
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Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky?
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You know how they treat
their criminals in Russia?
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First offense, five years in Siberia.
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Second offense, 10 years.
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Believe you me,
there is no third offense.
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Unless the criminal
likes to make snow angels.
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Hey. Steven brought that stuff
into my house.
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And I'm puttin'a stop to it
before things get out of control.
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Oh, out of control how?
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Well, I'll tell you how.
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Say, chum, where ya headed?
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Just to see my best girl
Donna, that's where.
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We're gonna split a soda pop.
It'll be keen.
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Soda pop, eh? I have something
that's even keener than soda pop.
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It's called marijuana.
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"Mari-what-a"?
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Come. I'll show you.
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Hyde, you were right.
Marijuana's the bee's knees.
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Yep. All it takes is one puff
to make you hopelessly addicted.
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I am... hopelessly addicted.
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Here's a new shipment, fresh from
whatever-the-hell country I am from.
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Gee whillikers, Eric. Where have you been?
You missed choir practice.
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Sorry, dollface. But now,
thanks to marijuana, I'm incurably insane.
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Well, I'm not gonna let
a swell kid like you ruin your life.
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Not so fast, sister.
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I need that for the schoolchildren.
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No!
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Alas, marijuana has ended
my young, promising life.
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This is what's happening
all over America.
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And it could happen in your home,
or yours, or yours!
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I just don't think
that's gonna happen, Red.
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Has Hyde ever pressured you
to use this stuff?
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No. Absolutely not.
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In fact... Yeah, I can honestly say
I have never felt any pressure.
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Guess who?
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It's either Jackie or
the cold, clammy hands of death.
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It's Jackie!
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Damn it.
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Oh, Steven, my hero.
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When that cop found my bag, and you said it
was yours, and they sent you to the big house...
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it was, like,
the most romantic thing ever.
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Yeah, maybe for you.
I was deloused.
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Hey, man, you missed
your shift at the Fotohut.
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You better have
a damn good excuse.
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- I got busted.
- Damn. That's a good excuse.
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- So what'd they get you for?
- For loving me.
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'Cause she's, like, 14?
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I got busted for possession.
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Oh, man. Join the club.
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Yeah, thanks.
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No. I mean, join the club, man.
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We meet every Thursday.
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We're tryin' to raise money
for a field trip to Amsterdam.
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Hey there, Red. Takin' out the trash, I see.
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Yeah, well,
better late than never.
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Is that supposed to
mean something, Bob?
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No. Just happened to notice that
that low-life Hyde you've been harboring...
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has been busted for possession.
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My gosh! That stuff was right
here in our own neighborhood?
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To think of all the times
we had to drive across town...
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- to get it!
- Ix-nay, Midge!
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Well...
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as you all know, we had
a little incident yesterday.
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And I think that as a family,
we should discuss rational solutions...
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to make sure that
this never happens again.
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Can I start?
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Um, I'm not comfortable
living with a criminal.
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I think we should
kick Hyde out.
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All in favor?
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Laurie, stop it.
Red, what do you think?
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Kick him out! Kick him out!
Kick him out! Kick him out!
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Laurie, there is no way
we're kicking Steven out.
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Steven, we're kicking you out.
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- Yea, Daddy!
- Red!
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- What? Dad, that's not fair.
- Not fair?
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I took him in.
I gave him a shot.
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He blew it. It's his fault.
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Look, I don't want it
in my house.
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I don't want it around you two.
I just don't want it!
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Red, putting him out on the street
is not the solution.
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This young man needs our guidance
now more than ever.
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No, Mrs. Forman. It's cool.
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If, uh, Red thinks that I'm not
good enough to live in this house...
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then I guess I'm not.
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You know what?
You're... You're bull...
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I... I'm... You're very... I'm...
I'm very mad at you!
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God, this sucks!
I can't believe Red's kicking you out.
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I mean, I'm sorry,
where are you supposed to go?
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I'm gonna go to the Fotohut. I'll sleep
on the floor. They got a hose out back.
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Mrs. Forman made me a sandwich.
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Man, this is so wrong!
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I'm not gonna let you get kicked out
for something we all do.
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Hey, hey, don't go
draggin' me into this.
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You know what?
I'm gonna tell Red that I do it too.
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No!
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Have you suddenly become
the stupidest man ever?
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I mean, is Kelso
no longer the reigning king?
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Oh, I'm the king.
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This can work. If I tell Red, then he's gonna
be a hypocrite for kicking you out...
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and not making me
go with him.
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Because, I mean, he can't kick me out.
Because, deep down, he loves me.
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Look, Forman. I appreciate
what you're trying to do, you know?
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But you getting into trouble is not going to
help me get out of trouble, okay?
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Okay. Everybody just stop worrying,
all right? I'll be fine.
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Yes. It will be good for you
in the Fotohut.
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Maybe you will develop some character.
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Get it? Develop?
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Oh, fine. I guess I'm not funny.
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Kiss my brown ass.
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Here's your tea, Leo.
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Oh, wow. Tea, man.
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That's, like, exotic.
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Hey, look at me. I'm the king of England!
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Off with her head.
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- Tea.
- Well, um...
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I... I think it's great that Steven
has a boss who cares enough to...
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to come over
and talk to us on his behalf.
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So, um, I'm just gonna let you fellas
get to know each other.
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Sit up straight, Leo.
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Hey, man, I don't think you should
kick Hyde out, because he's a good kid.
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- He's a doper.
- Well, you say that like it's a bad thing, man.
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Hey, I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
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I've indulged once or twice myself.
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Really? I'm shocked.
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Yeah, I know. Upstanding businessman.
Last guy you'd expect.
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But it's true, man.
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Well, Mr.... Hippie.
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If you say so,
that's good enough for me.
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Oh, that's great, man.
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Now, please,
get out of my house.
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Okay, what are you writing?
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Jackie and Steven Hyde.
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Mrs. Jackie Hyde.
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Dr. And Mrs. Steven Hyde?
All right, what's going on?
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Okay. Donna,
Steven and I are in love!
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Um, you do know that he once
compared you to a tick, right?
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Oh, really?
Well, if he thinks I'm such a tick...
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why'd he tell the cops the bag was his
when it was actually mine?
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Are you telling me
that bag was yours?
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Yeah! And he went to jail for it!
Isn't that fabulous?
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Oh, my God. You... tick.
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You're the reason
this whole mess happened.
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Oh, Donna, stop.
My head is... Whoo!
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Jackie, you have to tell
the Formans what happened.
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Do you know that Red
is kicking Hyde out?
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Oh, God. No, no, Donna.
That's perfect!
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When Hyde is on the streets,
he'll have to turn to me.
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And as I care for him and buy him stuff,
his love for me will grow.
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Oh, my God.
Fine. I'm telling them.
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No! No, no, no.
You cannot ruin this for me, moose!
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Don't tell me
what to do, midget.
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No!
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Well, well. Turns out you were
all wrong about Steven.
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And you wanted to
kick him out.
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Yes, well... Thanks for telling us
the truth, Donna.
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And we know it wasn't
easy for you...
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especially with Jackie
choking you the whole time.
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Um, Steven, wait.
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You can stay.
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Cool.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
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That's it?
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Isn't there anything else you would like
to say to this brave and noble young man?
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You're right, Kitty.
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Dumb-ass!
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Do you realize that you put
your entire future at risk?
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What kind of a moron would go
and take the fall for some little...
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Crying and crying and crying.
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- When she's upset, I'm upset.
- And the next thing you know...
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I had to have tea
with that greasy old hippie.
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And now I have hippie stink
on my couch.
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Let me tell you something else.
If you ever do anything like that again...
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I will kick your ass so hard
your nose will bleed!
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And we love you.
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So, uh, just so I'm clear...
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everything's back to normal, right?
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Yeah, yeah, everything's back...
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All right, Dad!
I've got something to say!
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Eric, for the love of God, don't.
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Dad, I do it too.
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That's right.
So you can't kick Hyde out.
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Honey, we already decided
not to kick Hyde out.
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Oh.
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Then...
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yea.
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So, you do it too, huh?
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Since when?
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Since when?
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Uh.
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I am so baked.
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I think. No, yeah, I am.
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I think.
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You know, guys,
I've been living my life all wrong.
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All I ever thought about was school...
studying, reading, homework.
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Well, that's over.
Thanks, Hyde.
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Hey, man, don't thank me.
Thank my mom.
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If she hadn't have passed out,
I couldn't have raided her stash.
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You have the best mom ever.
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Hey, guys, you know what?
Yesterday, I was wrestling with Donna.
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And I felt her boob.
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It was beautiful... and squishy.
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Squishy.
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Hey, guys, I had this dream
that I was kissing my English teacher.
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And when I woke up, I was stuck to my bed.
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Kelso, man, that's not normal.
You could die.
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00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,812
Hey, isn't your
English teacher a guy?
238
00:17:36,888 --> 00:17:38,947
Yeah.
239
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:42,322
No! I meant my Spanish teacher.
She's a girl.
240
00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:44,987
Man! What's in this stuff?
241
00:17:45,062 --> 00:17:49,931
Hey, guys, I'm having
the best time ever.
242
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:53,061
I think. No, yeah, I am.
243
00:17:53,137 --> 00:17:55,435
Eric?
244
00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:05,040
Eric!
245
00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:07,744
Are you on it right now?
246
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:11,647
I asked you a question.
247
00:18:11,722 --> 00:18:13,656
Since when have you
been using this?
248
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:18,252
Uh, 'bout a week ago tomorrow.
249
00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:23,192
Um, what? Yeah! Coming, Mom!
250
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:28,837
Okay. Okay, now.
251
00:18:28,906 --> 00:18:34,503
You're both smart boys.
What were you thinking?
252
00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:39,778
- Well, I... I'm not...
- Oh, oh, um...
253
00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:44,311
- The problem was that we weren't thinking.
- We weren't thinking.
254
00:18:44,388 --> 00:18:47,516
And, you know,
with the times... we're living in.
255
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:50,117
Yeah, the times are, like...
256
00:18:50,194 --> 00:18:52,355
- And, um...
- Peer pressure.
257
00:18:52,430 --> 00:18:55,194
And the peer pressure.
Thank you, Mom.
258
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:59,862
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and I found that today, the need to experiment...
259
00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:05,034
Oh! Don't try this
blaming society crap with me.
260
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:10,138
You know whose fault this is?
Do you? Do you?
261
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:13,342
Well, I have a pretty good idea.
262
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:16,215
It's mine.
263
00:19:16,287 --> 00:19:18,812
- Oh. All right.
- Okay.
264
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:22,892
The problem is...
265
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:25,224
I've been too lenient.
266
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:30,996
So, from now on, no more easygoin',
devil-may-care, everybody's-best-friend dad.
267
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:39,303
I'm just...
I'm so very nervous.
268
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:42,437
I'm cracking down.
269
00:19:42,513 --> 00:19:44,572
And I'm cracking down hard.
270
00:19:44,649 --> 00:19:49,348
Starting right now...
fun time is over!
271
00:19:54,825 --> 00:19:56,759
So where was I for fun time?
272
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:04,294
- Take it back!
- No, Kelso.
273
00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:07,064
I'm sorry. Confessing to Red
makes Eric the king.
274
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:13,500
Hey, I shot my toe
with a B.B. Gun once.
275
00:20:13,577 --> 00:20:15,408
You're right, Kelso.
You're the king.
276
00:20:15,479 --> 00:20:17,606
Thank you!
277
00:20:20,117 --> 00:20:22,517
I mean, when I say,
"For the love of God, don't."
278
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,645
Then, for the love of God, don't.
279
00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:28,916
Donna, that could have
meant anything.
280
00:20:28,993 --> 00:20:31,393
Okay. I'm sorry.
I made a terrible mistake.
281
00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:36,195
All right, excuse me. But I think we've all
lost sight of what's really important here.
282
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:38,201
We're in love.
283
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:43,772
All right, all right. You know what?
Enough of your girly fantasy crap.
284
00:20:43,841 --> 00:20:46,139
None of this would have happened
if it wasn't for you.
285
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,373
So get this through your
little Easy-Bake Oven head...
286
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:51,881
I don't love you.
I don't like you.
287
00:20:51,949 --> 00:20:54,281
I can barely stand
to look at you. Okay?
288
00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:58,447
Oh, Steven, you're such a bad liar!
289
00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:08,825
All right. Well, don't mind me.
290
00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:11,800
I'm just here to install this...
smoke detector.
291
00:21:13,371 --> 00:21:17,865
Smoke detector?
Does that detect any kind of smoke?
292
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:22,643
Long live the king.
293
00:21:28,652 --> 00:21:31,314
Hey, guys, look what I found
in my sister Laurie's drawer.
294
00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:33,653
Mints. A whole month's worth.
295
00:21:37,661 --> 00:21:40,596
They're not minty.
296
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:46,102
They're not mints. They're birth control
pills, you headgear-wearing moron.
297
00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:49,628
Hey, when I grow up,
I'm gonna be handsome.
298
00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:52,608
Really? Did your
Mommy tell you that?
299
00:21:54,678 --> 00:21:56,612
Yeah.
300
00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:58,614
Kelso, you're the king.
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