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♪ SHOW ME THAT SMILE AGAIN ♪
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♪ DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
MINUTE ON YOUR CRYIN' ♪
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♪ WE'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE END ♪
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♪ THE BEST IS READY TO BEGIN ♪
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♪ AS LONG AS WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
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♪ WE GOT THE WORLD
SPINNIN' RIGHT IN OUR HANDS ♪
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♪ BABY YOU AND ME ♪
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♪ WE GOTTA BE ♪
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♪ THE LUCKIEST DREAMERS
WHO NEVER QUIT DREAMIN' ♪
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♪ AS LONG AS WE KEEP ON GIVIN' ♪
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♪ WE CAN TAKE ANYTHING
THAT COMES OUR WAY ♪
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♪ BABY, RAIN OR SHINE ♪
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♪ ALL THE TIME ♪
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♪ WE GOT EACH OTHER ♪
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♪ SHARIN' THE
LAUGHTER AND LOVE ♪
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AND HE'S TEARING
UP THE BOARD, FOLKS.
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THIS MAN CANNOT BE STOPPED.
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ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME YOUR
BEST SHOT HERE, CAROL.
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I FEEL HOT. I FEEL READY.
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OK.
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WHAT 1957 ROGER CORMAN FILM
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STARRED PAMELA DUNCAN
AND RICHARD GARLAND?
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WHAT, ARE THEY SERIOUS?
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UH-HUH.
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ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS.
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COME ON, GIVE ME A
HARD QUESTION, CAROL.
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I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
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OH, WOW, CAROL,
REMEMBER THIS SONG?
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♪
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♪ ...WHAT'S LEFT OF HIS WORLD ♪
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OH, YEAH. MOM AND DAD
USED TO PLAY THIS TO US
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ALL THE TIME WHEN
WE WERE LITTLE.
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YEAH, YOU REMEMBER
WHAT WE USED TO DO?
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♪ HE'S LEAVIN' ♪
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♪ ON THAT MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA
♪ ♪ MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO GEORGIA ♪
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♪ SAID HE'S GOIN' BACK ♪
♪ SAID HE'S GOIN' BACK ♪
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♪ GOIN' BACK... ♪
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♪ TO A SIMPLER PLACE AND TIME
♪ ♪ SIMPLER PLACE AND TIME ♪
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♪ OH, YES, HE IS ♪
♪ OH, YES, HE IS ♪
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♪ AND I'LL BE WITH HIM ♪
♪ AND I'LL BE WITH HIM ♪
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♪ I KNOW YOU WILL ♪
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♪ ON THAT MIDNIGHT
TRAIN TO GEORGIA ♪
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♪ LEAVING ON A MIDNIGHT
TRAIN TO GEORGIA ♪
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♪ I'D RATHER LIVE IN HIS WORLD ♪
♪ I'D RATHER LIVE IN HIS WORLD ♪
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I HOPE THIS ISN'T HEREDITARY.
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HEY, GUYS, REPORT CARDS CAME.
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OH, YEAH? OUR REPORT CARDS CAME?
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YEAH. THIS IS YOURS.
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MAGGIE, WE HAVE A CHILD WHO
ACTUALLY LIKES GETTING REPORT CARDS.
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WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
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I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO NERVOUS.
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I MEAN, I ALREADY
KNOW WHAT I GOT.
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YEP. "A," "A,"
"A," "A," "A," "A!"
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THAT'S GREAT, SWEETIE. MIKE...
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GOOD FOR YOU. THANKS.
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"C," "C," "C," "C,"
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"D," "B."
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WELL, HE DID GET ONE "B."
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PHYS ED.?
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YOU GOT IT.
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WHAT DRIVES ME CRAZY IS THAT...
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I KNOW, HE'S NOT DUMB.
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IN FIRST AND SECOND GRADE,
HE GOT "Bs" AND B-PLUSES.
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WELL, THAT WAS BEFORE CAROL CAME
ALONG AND STARTED GETTING ALL "As."
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THE NERVE. YEAH.
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WELL, AT LEAST HE
HAD 2 GREAT YEARS.
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THAT'S BETTER THAN THAT POOR
GUY A COUPLE OF POPES AGO.
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JASON.
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MAGGIE, MAYBE WE'RE BEING A
LITTLE TOO HARD ON HIM, YOU KNOW?
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NOT ALL KIDS HAVE TO GET "As."
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BUT FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF
YEARS IT'S BEEN GETTING WORSE.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT PUBERTY'S FOR.
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YOU TAKE A DIFFICULT SITUATION
AND YOU MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE.
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WHERE YOU BEEN, MIKE?
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OH, I THOUGHT I'D
GO LOOK FOR DUKE.
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MIKE, DUKE RAN
AWAY 6 MONTHS AGO.
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SO? AND HE WASN'T OUR DOG.
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WHAT DOES THAT REALLY
MEAN, DAD? "OUR DOG."
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I MEAN, CAN ONE PERSON EVER
REALLY OWN ANOTHER LIVING THING?
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MAYBE I SHOULD GO LOOK UPSTAIRS.
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HEY, I GOT A GREAT IDEA.
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WHY DON'T WE ALL TAKE A LOOK
AT WHAT'S IN THIS ENVELOPE?
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OH, OK.
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"IF YOUR NAME IS MIKE SEAVER, YOU
MAY HAVE ALREADY WON $2 MILLION."
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HEY, LOOK, MOM, BEFORE
YOU GET TOO UPSET, UH,
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YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SOME
OF THESE GRADES MIGHT BE WRONG.
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WHAT SCARES US IS SOME
OF THEM MIGHT BE RIGHT.
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HEY, I GOT A "C" AVERAGE.
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THAT'S NOT BAD, IT'S AVERAGE.
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IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
TO BE, MIKE? AVERAGE?
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WELL, IT'S A HIGH "C," SO ACTUALLY
IT'S A LITTLE ABOVE AVERAGE.
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DON'T THEY HAVE
C-PLUSES FOR THAT?
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WELL, IT'S NOT THAT HIGH.
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YOU CAN DO BETTER
THAN THIS, CAN'T YOU?
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT,
MOM, I JUST...
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I HAVE A PERSONALITY
CONFLICT WITH MY TEACHER.
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WELL, MIKE, YOU HAVE
ABOUT THE SAME GRADES,
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IN 6 DIFFERENT SUBJECTS
WITH 6 DIFFERENT TEACHERS.
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I KNOW.
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THE PROFESSION JUST
SEEMS TO ATTRACT PEOPLE
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WHO ARE DIFFICULT
TO GET ALONG WITH.
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MIKE, HOW MANY TIMES DO
WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS?
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I MEAN, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
HAVE TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER.
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I AM WORKING HARD.
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THEN WHY IS IT EVERY
TIME I GO UP TO YOUR ROOM
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WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE STUDYING,
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YOU'RE EITHER NAPPING
OR THROWING DARTS?
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THAT'S HOW I UNWIND.
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MIKE.
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LOOK, MIKE, ARE YOU SAYING THAT
YOU'RE TRYING AS HARD AS YOU CAN?
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YEAH.
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SO THESE "Cs" ARE HONESTLY
THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
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NO, I CAN GET
BETTER THAN "Cs," DAD.
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WELL, MIKE, WHAT ABOUT
THIS "D" IN GEOMETRY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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ARE THE CLASSES
TOO HARD FOR YOU?
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I MEAN, WOULD YOU
RATHER BE IN A MATH SECTION
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THAT'S A LITTLE LESS DEMANDING?
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DAD, I CAN DO IT. LOOK,
I'M PASSING, AREN'T I?
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LIKE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
PUTTING ME IN WITH THE REJECTS.
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HEY, MIKE, WANT
TO FINISH OUR GAME?
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UH, NO, I WOULDN'T WANT TO
KEEP YOU FROM ADMIRING YOUR "As."
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PLEASE, GO AHEAD.
DON'T LET ME STOP YOU.
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COME ON, MIKE.
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OH, DON'T BE MODEST, CAROL. COME ON,
LET'S... LET'S SHARE THIS SPECIAL MOMENT.
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OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, CAROL.
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- "A!"
- "A!"
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A+!
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I'M NOT A NERD.
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HEY, CAROL, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH BEING A NERD.
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I MEAN,
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WITHOUT NERDS, WHO WOULD BUY
ALL THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL SUPPLIES?
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WHO WOULD DATE THE
GUYS ON THE MATH TEAM?
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AND WHO WOULD RAISE THEIR HAND IN
CLASS AND GO, "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH"?
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WELL, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE YOU NEVER GET GOOD GRADES.
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LOOK, IF I STUDIED, I COULD
PROBABLY GET ALL "As."
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YOU COULDN'T GET AN "A" IN
LUNCH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE.
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OH, THAT'S FUNNY, CAROL. HAVE YOU
EVER CONSIDERED BEING A STANDUP?
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MAYBE YOU COULD DO, LIKE,
CHEMISTRY COMEDY AND STUFF.
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YOU ARE SUCH A JERK.
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I MEAN, IF YOU COULD GET SUCH GOOD
GRADES, THEN WHY DON'T YOU STUDY?
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BECAUSE I HAVE
BETTER THINGS TO DO.
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LIKE WHAT? LIKE
GETTING LLOYD KREEGER
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TO LAUGH MILK OUT OF HIS NOSE?
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NO. LIKE HANGING
OUT WITH FRIENDS,
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WHICH CERTAIN PEOPLE DON'T HAVE.
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YEAH, WELL...
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WE'LL JUST SEE HOW SMART
YOU ARE ON MONDAY, WON'T WE?
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WHY, WHAT'S MONDAY?
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IT'S THE DAY THE WHOLE SCHOOL
TAKES THE IDAHO STANDARDIZED TEST.
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SO? IF I STUDY, I'LL PROBABLY
GET THE HIGHEST GRADE IN SCHOOL.
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YOU CAN'T STUDY FOR
THIS TEST, BONEBRAIN.
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IT'S AN APTITUDE TEST.
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I KNOW.
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WHAT'S AN APTITUDE TEST?
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IT'S BASICALLY AN I.Q. TEST.
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TO SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE.
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OR, IN YOUR CASE,
HOW SMART YOU AREN'T.
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ALL RIGHT, NOW, LISTEN UP.
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THIS IS THE IDAHO
STANDARDIZED TEST.
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GOD, I HATE THESE TESTS.
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I HATE NUMBER 2 PENCILS.
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I HATE THIS WHOLE EXPERIENCE.
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HEY, LOOK, CALM DOWN, WILL YOU?
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THIS ISN'T SUCH A BIG DEAL.
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NOT A BIG... NOT A BIG DEAL?
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TELL THAT TO THE HIVES THAT
ARE BREAKING OUT ON MY THIGHS.
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YOU GET HIVES ON YOUR THIGHS?
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YOU WANT TO SEE 'EM? NO, NO.
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I BELIEVE YOU.
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OH, MY GOD.
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THIS TEST DOESN'T EVEN
COUNT ON YOUR GRADES.
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I MEAN, WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE WHAT YOU GET?
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ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS AN I.Q. TEST.
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THIS IS 10 TIMES MORE
IMPORTANT THAN YOUR GRADES.
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WAIT. WHAT ARE
YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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THIS TEST DECIDES ONCE AND
FOR ALL HOW SMART WE ARE.
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I MEAN, AFTER TODAY, OUR PARENTS
WILL KNOW HOW STUPID WE ARE.
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OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS
WILL KNOW HOW STUPID WE ARE.
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I CAN ONLY ASSUME THE
WHOLE STATE OF IDAHO
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WILL KNOW HOW STUPID WE ARE.
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OUR PARENTS GET THESE RESULTS?
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I'LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.
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"POOR RICHIE,
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"HE'S JUST NOT AS SMART
AS HIS BROTHER DAVID.
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"OUR DAVID IS PRE-LAW
AT PRINCETON THIS YEAR.
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"OH, HI, RICHIE, COULD YOU
TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE, PLEASE?
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WE'RE HOPING HE CAN DO IT
PROFESSIONALLY SOMEDAY."
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HEY, LOOK, WHAT DO YOU
CARE ABOUT YOUR BROTHER?
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I MEAN, SO HE'S A NERD.
EVERY FAMILY'S GOT A NERD.
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HEY, YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. YOU GOT CAROL.
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SHE'S A GENIUS.
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YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE
A TREE STUMP NEXT TO HER.
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NO, I'M NOT.
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BECAUSE FOR ONE THING, I
AM JUST AS SMART AS SHE IS.
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AND FOR ANOTHER THING, I HAPPEN
NOT TO BELIEVE IN THESE TESTS.
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I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I DO?
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I DON'T EVEN READ THE QUESTIONS.
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I JUST FILL IN THESE
COMPUTER DOTS
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IN A PRETTY PATTERN, LIKE THIS.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU MAY BEGIN.
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WHAT? YOU'RE CRAZY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, IT'S A SELF-PORTRAIT.
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THEY'LL LOVE THIS IN IDAHO.
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ALL RIGHT, MR. ELLIS,
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IS THERE, UH, ANYTHING
ELSE YOU'D LIKE
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TO TALK ABOUT BEFORE
WE STOP FOR TODAY?
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NOPE. EVERYTHING'S JUST GREAT.
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GOOD.
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OK. WELL, UH, I
THINK WE'RE MAKING
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SOME REAL PROGRESS
HERE WITH YOUR PROBLEM.
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WHAT PROBLEM'S THAT?
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WELL, MR. ELLIS, WE BOTH KNOW,
DON'T WE, THAT YOU'RE AN HABITUAL LIAR?
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NO, I'M NOT.
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MR. ELLIS... OK, OK.
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DON'T PRESSURE ME LIKE THIS.
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MY WHOLE LIFE IS
GOING DOWN THE DRAIN.
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BUT, NOW, JUST A MINUTE AGO, YOU
SAID, "EVERYTHING IS JUST GREAT."
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:08,099
WELL, THEN, UH,
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00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:12,803
WE CERTAINLY DO HAVE A LOT TO
TALK ABOUT NEXT TIME, MR. ELLIS.
222
00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:16,173
WHAT NEXT TIME? I'M NEVER
COMING BACK HERE AGAIN.
223
00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,743
WHATEVER YOU SAY. FINE.
224
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:19,988
SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY?
225
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,078
GOOD. YEAH.
226
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,885
ALL RIGHT, BEN. LET'S DO IT.
227
00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,333
OH, DAD... WELL, COME ON, BEN.
228
00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:32,301
I DON'T ASK YOU TO DO
TOO MUCH AROUND HERE.
229
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,203
WHEN I DO, I EXPECT
IT TO GET DONE.
230
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,071
BUT, DAD... WITHOUT AN ARGUMENT.
231
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,529
CAN'T I DO IT LATER?
232
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,063
BEN, YOU'RE TESTING ME, NOW.
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ALL RIGHT.
234
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,266
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
235
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♪
236
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:47,138
♪ HE'S LEAVIN' ♪
237
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,275
♪ ON THE MIDNIGHT
TRAIN TO GEORGIA ♪
238
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,812
♪ LEAVING ON A MIDNIGHT
TRAIN TO GEORGIA ♪
239
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,515
♪ HE'S GOIN' BACK ♪
240
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,453
♪ TO A SIMPLER PLACE AND TIME ♪
241
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,488
AH, BEN, YOU'RE A BORN PIP.
242
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:05,757
WHAT'S A PIP?
243
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:07,191
A STATE OF MIND.
244
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,429
♪ ON THAT MIDNIGHT
TRAIN TO GEORGIA ♪
245
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:13,398
HELLO?
246
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:15,733
OK, WAIT ONE
SECOND. IT'S FOR YOU.
247
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,898
DON'T GO AWAY,
NOW. WE'RE NOT DONE.
248
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,707
HELLO.
249
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,713
WELL, NO, MY WIFE,
UH, IS AT WORK.
250
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:33,618
YES... UH, YES, OF
COURSE, IF IT'S IMPORTANT.
251
00:12:35,021 --> 00:12:36,754
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.
252
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,659
HEY, BEN, WILL YOU
TURN THAT OFF, PLEASE?
253
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,664
YEAH, MAGGIE?
254
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,712
UH, CAN YOU MEET ME DOWN AT THE
HIGH SCHOOL IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR?
255
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,869
WELL, IT'S THE
SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST.
256
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,438
UH, IT'S ABOUT MIKE.
257
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,975
DR. AND MRS. SEAVER, WE
HAVE SOME CONCERN OVER...
258
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,744
BREATH MINT? NO.
259
00:12:59,813 --> 00:13:01,846
OVER THE RESULTS
OF MIKE'S I.Q. TEST.
260
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,648
WHY? WHAT DID HE GET?
261
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:06,183
NOW, MAGGIE, YOU KNOW,
THESE ARE HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE.
262
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,365
MANY DIAGNOSTICIANS, THEY DON'T
EVEN CONSIDER THESE TO MEAN...
263
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,629
WHAT DID HE GET?
264
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,156
HE GOT...
265
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:15,793
WELL, LET ME JUST PUT THIS IN
CONTEXT FOR YOU, MRS. SEAVER.
266
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:20,531
NOW, A SCORE OF 100 IS ABOUT
AVERAGE, 120 IS VERY BRIGHT.
267
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:24,168
140 IS CONSIDERED
A GENIUS, 160 IS...
268
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,336
WHAT DID MIKE GET?
269
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,437
A 27.
270
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:30,107
WHAT? THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
271
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,843
I MEAN, THIS IS
OBVIOUSLY A MISTAKE.
272
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,846
I'M SORRY, MRS. SEAVER. WE'VE
CHECKED AND DOUBLE-CHECKED.
273
00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:36,547
ANTACID? NO.
274
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,149
27?
275
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,386
I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE A
PSYCHIATRIST, DR. SEAVER.
276
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,788
YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WHAT I'M SAYING HERE.
277
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:46,323
YEAH, YOU'RE SAYING
MY SON IS AN IDIOT.
278
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,459
NO, TECHNICALLY,
HE'S AN IMBECILE.
279
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:50,528
WHAT?
280
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,363
WELL, 0 TO 25 IS AN IDIOT.
281
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,599
25 TO 50 IS AN IMBECILE.
282
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,134
WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY
A LOAD OFF MY MIND.
283
00:13:57,203 --> 00:14:01,005
LET'S SEE, I BELIEVE
THAT 60 TO 70 IS A MORON.
284
00:14:01,073 --> 00:14:04,609
NO, WAIT. WELL,
WHAT'S, UH, 50 TO 60?
285
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,711
I DON'T KNOW. A BOZO?
286
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,279
NO!
287
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:10,587
AH, NEVER MIND. THIS HAS
NOTHING TO DO WITH MIKE.
288
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,728
NO, NO. BECAUSE, UH,
ACCORDING TO THIS,
289
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:15,887
MIKE COULD NEVER EVEN
ASPIRE TO BECOME A BOZO.
290
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,289
OH, NOW, DR. AND MRS. SEAVER,
THE WORST THING WE CAN DO
291
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,691
IS TO OVERREACT TO THIS.
292
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,160
HAS MIKE TAKEN A SHARP
BLOW TO THE HEAD RECENTLY?
293
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,874
NO.
294
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:28,299
SUFFERED ANY PROLONGED
OXYGEN DEPRIVATION?
295
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,168
NO, DR. MARLENS, OUR
SON IS NOT BRAIN-DAMAGED.
296
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,870
OK. JUST CHECKING.
297
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,773
NOW LOOK, MIKE'S FILE
INDICATES HE'S ALWAYS HAD A...
298
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:38,976
WELL, HOW SHALL WE SAY,
UH, A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY.
299
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,480
FOR EXAMPLE, IT SAYS
HERE THAT LAST YEAR
300
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:45,382
HE PLACED A LITTER
OF BABY GERBILS
301
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,320
INTO, UH, MRS.
O'BRIEN'S KLEENEX BOX.
302
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,322
AND WHEN SHE WENT
TO BLOW HER NOSE...
303
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,191
THAT OLD BAG MUST HAVE JUST...
304
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,361
NO, EXCUSE ME.
305
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,464
THERE'S SO LITTLE JOY IN MY JOB,
306
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:01,632
AND HE'S GOT A LOT
OF GOOD STUFF IN HERE.
307
00:15:02,969 --> 00:15:05,169
THANK YOU.
308
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,738
DR. MARLENS, WHAT
ARE YOU GETTING AT?
309
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,273
YOU SEE THIS?
310
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:12,477
THIS IS A NORMAL TEST
ANSWER SHEET. IT'S A MESS.
311
00:15:12,545 --> 00:15:14,785
THE LITTLE DOTS ARE SCATTERED
RANDOMLY AROUND THE PAGE.
312
00:15:14,848 --> 00:15:16,246
YOU SEE THIS?
313
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,749
THIS IS YOUR SON'S
TEST ANSWER SHEET.
314
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,586
THE DOTS MAKE UP LITTLE
PICTURES OF HOUSES, AIRPLANES.
315
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,856
LOOK HERE, THERE'S EVEN ONE OF
A YOUNG WOMAN'S BODY IN PROFILE.
316
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,457
NICE FIGURE.
317
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,605
SO, YOU'RE SAYING...
YOU'RE SAYING THAT
318
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,239
MIKE DID THIS INTENTIONALLY.
319
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,842
WELL, EITHER THAT, MRS. SEAVER,
320
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,199
OR HE'S A HIGHLY
ARTISTIC IMBECILE.
321
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,537
♪
322
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,185
WHAT IS IT? THAT'S PRETTY.
323
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:55,820
NOTHIN'.
324
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,201
WELL, UM,
325
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:02,259
I HEARD YOU GOT CALLED DOWN TO
THE SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGIST TODAY.
326
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,906
OH, YEAH. MOM AND DAD
ARE DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW.
327
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:07,431
THEY ARE? WHY? WHAT'D YOU DO?
328
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,100
WELL, I GOT A 27
ON MY I.Q. TEST.
329
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,804
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
330
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,192
MOM AND DAD REALLY DON'T
CARE ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING,
331
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,308
SO, YOU KNOW, DON'T FEEL BAD.
332
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:19,977
YOU GOT A 27?
333
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,148
YEAH, I DID IT ON
PURPOSE, BONEHEAD.
334
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,162
I MEAN, I DIDN'T EVEN
READ THE QUESTIONS.
335
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,086
WHAT?
336
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,700
I MEAN, I KNOW I'M BRILLIANT, SO I
FIGURED, WHY WASTE MY VALUABLE TIME
337
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,056
ON PLAYIN' FILL-IN-THE-DOTS?
338
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,559
COME ON, YOU DIDN'T
REALLY DO THAT.
339
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:39,196
CAROL, CAROL, CAROL,
HOW SHOULD I PUT THIS?
340
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:43,167
YOU SEE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN,
MOM AND DAD CAME TO ME AND THEY SAID:
341
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:45,602
"MIKE, WE HOPE
THAT OUR NEXT CHILD
342
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,239
"ISN'T SOME
GOODY-GOODY NERDFACE.
343
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:51,909
BUT THAT HE'S A REAL INDEPENDENT,
FREE-THINKER, LIKE YOU."
344
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:53,878
YEAH.
345
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:57,315
LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, YOU
HAD PEAKED INTELLECTUALLY.
346
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,743
MIKE?
347
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,218
THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU.
348
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:06,223
CAROL, MAYBE MOM AND DAD HAVE
REALIZED HOW STUPID THESE TESTS ARE.
349
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:09,059
MAYBE THEY'RE GONNA
ADMIRE ME FOR WHAT I DID.
350
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,763
MIKE. COULD WE SPEAK TO
YOU FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?
351
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,637
MAYBE THEY'RE GONNA HAVE
YOU KILLED PROFESSIONALLY.
352
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,947
MIKE, CAN YOU EXPLAIN
TO US WHAT THIS IS?
353
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,217
OH, OK. UM,
354
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:37,755
THIS HERE IS A BOEING 747, AND THIS
IS A LARGEMOUTH BASS, AND THIS...
355
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,958
THIS IS A FULL-BODY
PROFILE OF RHONDA TISHKIN.
356
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:44,495
MIKE, WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
357
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,764
SHE'S GOT A GREAT BODY, MOM.
358
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,967
MIKE, THIS ISN'T A JOKE. COME
ON, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
359
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,070
I DON'T KNOW. I
JUST FELT LIKE IT.
360
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,939
YOU JUST FELT LIKE IT.
361
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,440
WELL, GEE, I DIDN'T REALIZE
362
00:17:56,508 --> 00:17:58,386
HOW IMPORTANT THESE
TESTS WERE TO YOU GUYS.
363
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,044
MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
364
00:18:00,112 --> 00:18:03,180
THAT YOU WERE ONLY INTERESTED
IN HAVING KIDS WITH HIGH I.Q. SCORES.
365
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:04,615
MIKE.
366
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,786
MIKE.
367
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,588
HEY, THAT'S OK. I MEAN, YOU
GUYS GOT ONE SMART KID.
368
00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:14,291
MISS STRAIGHT "As" HERE CAN
GO AND BECOME AN ASTRONAUT.
369
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,161
AND MIKEY CAN ALWAYS
MIX THE TANG, NO PROBLEM.
370
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,145
WHY DON'T WE JUST
LET HIM COOL OFF?
371
00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,809
OK. OK?
372
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:42,920
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
373
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,699
NOTHING, REALLY,
I MEAN, I JUST...
374
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,924
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GET OUT OF HERE?
375
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:51,695
LOOK, MIKE. YOU'RE
NOT REALLY STUPID.
376
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,164
WELL, THANKS, CAROL.
377
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,699
I AM DEEPLY TOUCHED
BY YOUR SUPERIORITY.
378
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,669
I HOPE I DON'T MAKE
YOU FEEL STUPID, MIKE.
379
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,105
YOU DON'T MAKE ME FEEL
STUPID. JUST GET OUT OF HERE, OK?
380
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,974
NOBODY MAKES ME FEEL
STUPID, 'CAUSE I'M NOT STUPID.
381
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:06,810
I JUST SAID THAT.
382
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:09,280
WELL, MAYBE I WAS JUST
TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND.
383
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,516
MIKE, COME ON. I MEAN,
384
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:17,021
YOU'RE ALWAYS CALLING
ME A NERD AND STUFF,
385
00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:20,624
AND I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS I WAS
JUST TRYING TO GET YOU BACK.
386
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:25,296
I GUESS 'CAUSE YOU'RE OLDER,
AND COOLER AND EVERYTHING.
387
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:30,134
AND... AND I JUST FIGURED THAT
388
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:33,371
I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WHO WAS GETTING HURT.
389
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:37,241
I MEAN, I AM SORT OF A NERD,
390
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,343
BUT YOU'RE NOT REALLY STUPID.
391
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,025
OH, SO, I GUESS IT'S
JUST COINCIDENCE
392
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,060
THAT YOU GET ALL THE
"As" AND I GET ALL THE "Cs"?
393
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,318
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
DON'T GET GOOD GRADES. I MEAN...
394
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:51,889
WELL, MAYBE IT HAS
SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT
395
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,558
THAT YOU SLEEP AND PLAY DARTS
WHILE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK.
396
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,460
WHAT IS IT WITH THE DARTS?
397
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:59,688
I MEAN, AM I THE ONLY GUY AROUND
HERE THAT KNOWS HOW TO UNWIND?
398
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,599
OK, LISTEN.
399
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,302
WHAT YEAR DID MAX WEINBERG
START PLAYING DRUMS
400
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,404
FOR BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN?
401
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:09,593
HEY, DID WE JUST START
A NEW CONVERSATION?
402
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,942
WELL, COME ON,
COME ON, WHAT YEAR?
403
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,578
1973. SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
404
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:18,849
WELL, ASIDE FROM BEING A HUGE
BOOST IN INCOME FOR MAX WEINBERG,
405
00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:23,153
IT MEANS YOU'RE PRETTY SMART.
406
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,267
WHAT, 'CAUSE I KNOW
ONE USELESS FACT?
407
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:29,126
YOU KNOW MILLIONS
OF USELESS FACTS.
408
00:20:29,194 --> 00:20:31,595
I MEAN, LIKE THE ATTACK
OF THE CRAB PEOPLE THING.
409
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,330
I MEAN, I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT.
410
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,998
CRAB MONSTERS, CAROL.
411
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,301
ATTACK OF THE CRAB MONSTERS.
412
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:40,704
SEE, I MEAN, YOU DON'T
REMEMBER THINGS FOR TESTS.
413
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:44,041
YOU JUST REMEMBER THINGS
YOU WANT TO REMEMBER
414
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:48,345
FOR SOME STRANGE REASON.
415
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,447
SO I HAVE A GOOD
MEMORY. BIG DEAL.
416
00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:53,050
IT'S MORE THAN JUST
THAT. I MEAN... OK.
417
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,662
REMEMBER LAST YEAR
WHEN YOU BORROWED
418
00:20:54,686 --> 00:20:56,606
$20 FROM ME ON VALENTINE'S DAY?
419
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:59,123
YEAH. SO?
420
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,025
AND I MADE YOU SIGN AN I.O.U.?
421
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,859
WHICH I GLADLY DID.
422
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,295
MMM.
423
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:08,933
PROMISING TO PAY ME
BACK ON FEBRUARY 29TH.
424
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,836
HEY, COME 1988,
THAT $20 IS YOURS.
425
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:17,207
YOU SEE, THAT... THAT
WASN'T JUST INTELLIGENT.
426
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,211
THAT WAS ACTUALLY VERY CREATIVE.
427
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,282
NO, YOU WERE JUST A SUCKER.
428
00:21:25,351 --> 00:21:28,052
YOU SEE, THAT'S
MY POINT. I MEAN,
429
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,520
I DO DUMB THINGS ALL THE TIME
430
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:34,191
AND... AND YOU DO SMART
THINGS WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE IT.
431
00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,494
WELL... BUT, HEY.
432
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:40,864
WHY DO YOU THINK MOM'S ALWAYS
TELLING YOU TO SHUT YOUR SMART MOUTH?
433
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,866
I MEAN, IT TAKES
BRAINS AND HARD WORK
434
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:44,835
TO BE AS OBNOXIOUS AS YOU ARE.
435
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,940
YEAH, I GUESS IT DOES.
436
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,720
BUT WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO,
437
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:54,356
IT REALLY DOESN'T
SEEM LIKE WORK.
438
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,447
I MEAN, HECK, FOR ALL WE KNOW,
439
00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,349
YOU AND I MIGHT
HAVE THE SAME I.Q.
440
00:21:58,417 --> 00:22:00,329
YEAH, WHO KNOWS? MINE
MIGHT EVEN BE HIGHER.
441
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,286
LET'S NOT GET HYSTERICAL, NOW.
442
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,136
HEY, CAROL? YEAH?
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THANKS.
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00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:10,994
YOU JERK.
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NERD.
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I... I MEANT THAT IN A NICE WAY.
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00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,453
UH-HUH. OH, GOOD, THANK YOU.
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00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,621
YES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,390
ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.
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00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,493
HEY, MIKE, DR. MARLENS SAYS YOU
CAN TAKE THAT IDAHO TEST OVER AGAIN,
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SATURDAY MORNING, 10:00.
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00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:46,163
OH, THAT'S GREAT, DAD, BUT...
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00:22:46,232 --> 00:22:47,709
WELL, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT IT
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AND I'M KIND OF
HAPPY WITH THE 27.
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MIKE.
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YES, DAD. OK, 10:00.
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♪ OH, YEAH! ♪
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♪ OH, YEAH! ♪
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