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Cheers is filmed
before a live studio audience.
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Hey, wow, Sammy.
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Woody, Woody, jump up there
and fix the TV again, will you?
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Whoa, whoa!
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Perfect! Perfect! Don't move!
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Ah, wait a second. Wait, here.
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Just a minor adjustment.
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That's it!
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I sure hope this game
doesn't go into overtime.
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Sam, here's your change.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Oh, dear.
- What?
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I can't remember whether or not
I left my stove on.
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Oh, boy.
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No.
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It's off.
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I think.
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It's off. Of course it's off.
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It's on.
my apartment's on fire.
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- Still...
- Go. Go, go. Go.
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Oh, wait, before you go,
while you were up there at Melville's,
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a Madame Likova called,
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something about
showing up tonight with a...
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A videotape
and analysis?
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- Here? Madame Likova?
- Yeah.
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Well, we'd better get
this place cleaned up.
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Everyone, out.
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What's the big deal?
Who is she? What?
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Well...
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Promise me, all of you,
that you won't make fun of me.
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- Yeah, right.
- Hey.
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Carla, come on.
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No, we, uh, we won't
make fun of you. We promise.
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I've been studying ballet.
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Sam!
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You laughed.
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No, no. We, just, uh,
all thought of a joke.
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What joke?
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You in a tutu.
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Come on. What is it?
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Come on, tell us all about it.
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Madame Likova has been visiting Boston,
and she consented to teach a class at the college.
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On a caprice, I decided to enroll and I was accepted.
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Our final session entailed doing a solo performance
on videotape.
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Oh, I get it. That way, she could puke
in the privacy of her own home.
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Diane, uh, why the sudden interest
in ballet?
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Oh, Norman,
it's not sudden.
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I've had an on-again-
off-again love affair
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With the ballet
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Since I was 7 years old.
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I studied for a while,
then gave it up.
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Regrettably, of course.
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Although I was blessed
with a swanlike neck
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and natural grace...
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I abandoned my dream
of becoming a prima ballerina
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and concentrated instead
on my career as a novelist.
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Which explains why you're here in a bar
pushing beers.
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Ohh...
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I remember the first time
I ever put on my toe shoes...
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Excuse me, Diane,
isn't your apartment on fire?
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Oh, my God!
I completely forgot!
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My poor kitty!
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Wait a minute.
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I'm sure I turned it off.
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Yeow!
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Hi, cliff.
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Hey, Diane.
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Hi, everybody. Sammy,
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mind if I throw these up
on the old bulletin board?
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Go ahead.
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Better take this old one
of my down, heh?
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Boy, oh, boy.
Nobody was interested
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in my singles potluck séance.
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What's going up
this time?
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Well, you know,
for years I've been saving up,
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and now I finally made it.
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I bought myself a snazzy
Italian sports car.
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Hey.
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As of tomorrow, I'm going to be the owner
of a brand-new Alfredo.
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Hey. All right.
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But first I gotta sell off
the old cliff mobile.
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Wait a minute.
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Now, you own a 1965
Chevy station wagon, right?
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Yes, sir.
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This is a picture of a Rolls-Royce.
What are you doing?
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Uh...read the copy there, Sammy.
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"Chevy, the Rolls-Royce
of station wagons."
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Oh, come on.
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Smart.
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Excuse me.
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Yeah?
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I'm looking for Diane Chambers.
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Oh, she's not here right now.
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Oh, I'll bet you're
Madame Lik-Likova.
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Ohh! Oh, goodness, no.
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No.
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How Madame would laugh
if she heard you say that.
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And then she would strike me.
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No, I am Leeza,
her assistant.
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Oh, Sam Malone. Hi.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hello. Frasier Crane.
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Well, is Madame gonna come here
later on?
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Oh, no-- no.
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Madame Likova would never
come to a tavern.
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No. I'm bringing by
the tape and analysis for Diane.
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Normally the students
pick them up themselves,
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but, well, Madame Likova
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can be very... harsh,
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so I wanted to soften the blow
by bringing them here myself.
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Her dancing's that bad, huh?
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I am afraid so.
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That is why I-- I--
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I wanted to
come here myself
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and tell her
not to dance anymore.
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Uh, but I have to go now.
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We are checking out tonight,
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and an impatient Madame Likova
is a dangerous Madame Likova.
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Give her this videotape
and this envelope,
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and tell her...
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I'm so sorry.
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Well, I will. Thank you very much.
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- Yes, thank you.
- Dos vedanya.
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Dos vedanya, huh?
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Those russkies can never leave
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without slipping in
some soviet propaganda.
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Hey, you guys think, uh, Diane's really
that bad of a dancer?
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I don't know.
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I guess there's no way of ever knowing...
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ls there?
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Nothing that I can really think of.
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Me... neither.
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And who knows if that VCR
in Sammy's office even works?
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There's only one way
to find out, you know.
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How's that?
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Get a tape and slip it
right in there.
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Talk about luck.
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Here's a tape right here.
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Come on!
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That's extremely insensitive.
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Nah, it's not. No, it's not.
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It's like driving by the scene of
an accident.
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You don't want to look,
but you just can't help yourself.
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And in this case, you get to play it
over and over again.
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Is it working?
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Yes, sir!
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Ho ho!
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Hey, that's Miss Chambers.
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Why is she hopping
around like that?
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Well, she's... dancing, Woody.
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Get out of here!
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I don't know, guys.
You know, maybe this isn't funny.
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Sam, are you looking
at the screen?
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I'm sorry. I'm gonna...
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Being laughed at
is going to be the least of Diane's worries.
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If she ever reads this analysis,
she's going to be shattered.
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Take a look at this thing.
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Oh, boy.
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"Poor...poor...
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Poor...terrible..."
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How was
her attendance?
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What are-- I mean,
what are we gonna do?
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She thinks her teacher's
gonna show up tonight.
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What are we
gonna tell her?
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We're not gonna
tell her anything.
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Madame Likova is going to write her
a splendid analysis.
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Can I borrow your office?
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Hey, now, wait a second, now.
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Do you think this is
the right way to do it?
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Listen, what harm can it do?
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I mean, she said
this was a one-shot deal.
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Why not let her
leave it a winner?
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Why would you,
her favorite doormat,
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want to make her
feel better about herself?
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I hear what you're saying.
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Yeah, sure,
she mocked me, debased me,
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humiliated me, ridiculed me.
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Finally left me at the altar, but...
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Never really can forget
your first love, can you?
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Back again.
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And you'll all be
happy to know
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that my oven was off.
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But...I had left the milk out,
so it wasn't a wasted trip.
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Diane, while you were out,
your dance teacher's assistant came by.
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Oh, poo.
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Madame Likova didn't come?
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No, no.
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She got hold of
a bad bowl of borscht.
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Uh...
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But she-- she, uh,
told us to make sure you got this.
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- Here it is.
- Yeah.
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The moment of truth.
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Mm.
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Oh, I can't.
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Oh, come on. You're gonna have to
open it sometime.
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"Technique: Very good.
Strength: Very good.
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Emotional response:
Outstanding.
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Flexibility: Average"?
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I always thought I was very flexible.
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"Excellent natural instincts."
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"Soul of a dancer."
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"If not for the late start,
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could have had a career in dance."
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Oh, my.
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Oh, I'd love to call her and thank her.
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Maybe I can still
catch her at the hotel.
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Uh, no, Diane.
I don't think that's a good idea.
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Why not?
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Why not?
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Why not?
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Because... uh, because...
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well, uh, you know,
she's probably packing,
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and if you disturb her
right now,
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she'd probably put
her work clothes in one bag
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and her regular stuff
in another bag,
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then if the airline
lost one of those bags,
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then either she wouldn't
be able to work
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or she'd look real goofy
out there on the street.
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That's why not.
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Is there something
you're not telling me?
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No! ha!
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No, no.
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We're just, uh...
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what are we doing here?
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Uh... well, we're...
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We're horsing around!
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Listen,
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the fact is, we're all just thrilled to death
about the report.
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Now, you go ahead and call her.
I'm outta here, fellas.
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Sit. Don't go anywhere.
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Uh, yes.
Madame Likova, please.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, I see.
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She's busy, huh?
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Well, may--
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Oh, Madame Likova.
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Madame Likova.
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Yes, yes.
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This is Diane chambers.
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I'm so glad I caught you.
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I--
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Yes.
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Yes, Madame Likova, I read it. I...
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Did you really mean
everything you said?
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Uh, yes, I'm sorry.
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I know you always mean
what you say.
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Hello?
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She hung up.
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Well, she was never one to chat.
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This is unbelievable.
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I never thought I was this good.
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Maybe I've been
too critical of myself.
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I really don't think that's possible.
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I must view my tape again,
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through Madame's eyes.
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Would any of you mind if...
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Mind? we'd be angry
if you didn't.
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Oh, my friends...
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I'm...
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I'm so glad you're all here to...
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share this moment with me.
262
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:03,825
I tell you what.
263
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,994
Why don't you
come and stand
264
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,371
- right up close to the television here...
- Oh, okay!
265
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,290
So you get the best
possible viewing.
266
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:13,376
And we'll just sort of
surround you behind you
267
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,961
so we don't distract you.
all right?
268
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,170
Hit it!
269
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,051
Yes! yes!
270
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,928
Look at me.
271
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,101
Ever since I was a child,
272
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:33,271
I wanted to dance so badly.
273
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,940
Looks like you got your wish.
274
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,414
Norman, don't you think
it's time you got home
275
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,874
to your beloved?
276
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:56,210
No, no. It's Vera's night
to howl tonight.
277
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,421
She's, uh, hosting
a Tupperware party.
278
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:03,092
Right about now they're probably knee deep
in lettuce crispers.
279
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:07,638
Vera's really into Tupperware?
280
00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,848
You kidding?
281
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:10,850
She wants to be buried
in one of those things.
282
00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:14,979
I can just see the service, you know?
283
00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,022
They lower you into the ground,
284
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,940
somebody burps the corner,
and you're...
285
00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,736
Sealed fresh for eternity, I guess.
286
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,573
Hmm.
287
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,035
Is that a sigh, Diane?
288
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,079
No.
289
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,665
Come on. What's the matter?
Come on?
290
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,168
Nothing. You mentioned eternity, and...
291
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:40,088
It got me to thinking...
292
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:44,550
"For of all sad words
of tongue or pen,
293
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,136
the saddest are these...
294
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,097
It might have been."
295
00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,140
Yeah?
296
00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,896
I wonder what might have happened
297
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,481
if I had pursued my dream.
298
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:05,405
Who knows? I might have ended up
an accomplished ballerina.
299
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,784
Now I'll never know.
300
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,703
Yeah, that is tough.
301
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,623
But, uh, that's what you get
for dreaming.
302
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,377
Didn't you ever
have a dream, Norman?
303
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,586
No.
304
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,799
- Not at all?
- No.
305
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,926
You never wanted something
that was out of reach?
306
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:28,970
Well, uh...
307
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,304
Beer nuts.
308
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,727
Norman...
309
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,271
I'm serious.
310
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,939
So am I. Could you just...
311
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,446
Everyone has dreams,
Norman.
312
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,072
Everyone except me.
313
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:50,783
I learned early in life
not to have them.
314
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,912
Yeah, I figure they're useless.
Never come true, anyway.
315
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,497
Norman...
316
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,167
Yeah, life's tough enough
without getting yourself all worked up
317
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,002
something
that's not gonna happen.
318
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,254
Mm-mmm.
319
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,340
Dreams, they just
give you heartache.
320
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,428
But isn't the real heartache...
321
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:14,765
Knowing that you had the potential to do something
and you never tried?
322
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,350
Listen to me.
323
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,768
Listen to me!
324
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,562
Do I have another choice?
325
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:23,274
I have the potential to be a dancer.
326
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,694
I still have a fighting chance
to make my dream come true.
327
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:30,114
I'm going to send my tape
to Boston Ballet.
328
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,240
You know--
329
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,869
In fact, I am going to drop it
in the mail tonight.
330
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:36,454
Ohh, Norman!
331
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:37,455
Diane--
332
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,707
Oh, this is so wonderful.
333
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,250
Thank you so much.
334
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,545
I'm too excited to stick around.
335
00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,963
You know how
to lock up, right, Norman?
336
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,798
You kidding? I'm the one who taught you.
337
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:49,300
Right.
338
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,593
Good night.
339
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,886
Yeah.
340
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,477
Alone in a bar.
341
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,816
Maybe Diane is right.
342
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,985
I guess dreams can come true.
343
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:17,828
Hello, everyone.
344
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,705
My!
345
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,168
Don't you look the ballerina.
346
00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:25,503
Thank you, Carla.
347
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:28,214
Now, why don't you take
a flying leap?
348
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,216
Sam...
349
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,009
The reason I came early
350
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,512
Was to tell you that I'm going to be
a little late.
351
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,472
You're not early.
you're right on time.
352
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,517
Oh. well, then I'm going
to be quite late.
353
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,811
I'm auditioning for Boston Ballet.
354
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,689
Would you mind if I warmed up?
355
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,608
This seems a tad high,
but it might serve as a barre.
356
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,903
Well, it is a bar, Miss Chambers.
357
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,321
No, Woody.
358
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,864
When a dancer warms up,
359
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,075
they hold on to a barre.
360
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,618
That is a bar.
361
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,706
If I might interrupt here...
362
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:02,748
Please.
363
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:04,917
Diane, what audition?
364
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,129
Well, you know, I sent off my tape
to Boston Ballet.
365
00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,630
Yeah. What audition?
366
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:12,883
Well, they had the nerve
to send it back unopened.
367
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,510
They never even looked at it.
368
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,887
I think that's patently unfair.
369
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,556
Is that giving art a chance?
370
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,724
Look, uh...
371
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,309
Diane, do you think you...
372
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,227
Maybe you're just not ready
for the Boston Ballet.
373
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,895
Yes, I am.
374
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,897
I know it.
375
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,899
Madame Likova knows it.
376
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,693
The only people who don't know it
377
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,695
are the people at Boston Ballet.
378
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,071
And they're about to find out.
379
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:36,824
They're rehearsing now.
380
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:38,326
They're going to see me
381
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,745
if I have to do
a grand jete over the gate.
382
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,248
Diane, I think
that might be a mistake.
383
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,791
Why?
384
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,918
Don't you think I'm good enough?
385
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh, no-- oh, hey.
are you kidding me?
386
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,422
I think you're wonderful.
387
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:52,548
Hmm.
388
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,216
So what's the point?
389
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,552
Frasier, the point.
390
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,848
The point is...
391
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:02,516
You know...
392
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,894
You two have been behaving
393
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,605
very mysteriously lately.
394
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,691
Are you planning a surprise party?
395
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,904
You're onto us.
396
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:20,409
Well, I will try
to act surprised.
397
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:22,286
Well, that's great,
but as I was saying, Diane,
398
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:23,579
the point is...
399
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,415
Well, not to make a big scene
about this thing--
400
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:28,292
I'm sure the Boston Ballet
must have,
401
00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,252
open auditions, you know,
from time to time.
402
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,296
Why not wait till then?
403
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,216
I've wasted enough time already.
Thank you.
404
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,967
Wait-- Diane, wait a second here.
405
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:38,219
Oh, boy.
406
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,970
Listen, I'm gonna...
407
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,432
I'm gonna have to
tell you something,
408
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,476
and, uh, you may not like it.
409
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,312
You see, the truth... is that--
410
00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,772
Sam.
411
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,982
I know what it is.
412
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,651
You're afraid of losing me
413
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,985
To the world of ballet.
414
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,156
No, no.
415
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,075
See, that's not what
I'm afraid of at all.
416
00:20:01,242 --> 00:20:04,036
Ohh... my plucky little man.
417
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,667
Whoo! Boy!
418
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:12,128
I'm just gonna come right out
and say this.
419
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,214
I hope I don't hurt your feelings here.
420
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,175
Please, please,
please don't do this.
421
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,927
Help me here, Frasier.
422
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,514
Uh, Diane, please, please, please
don't do this.
423
00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:28,561
Sam...
424
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:33,023
This is one of the most
genuine displays of affection
425
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,067
you've ever shown me.
426
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,570
With love like this in my corner,
427
00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,113
how could I possibly fail?
428
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,322
Ah, well...
429
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,909
Frasier, she's not
gonna believe me.
430
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:44,785
Tell her. Come on, tell her.
431
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,120
Diane, Diane, just a second.
432
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,538
There's something
I've gotta get off my chest.
433
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:48,956
Yes, Frasier?
434
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,125
Knock 'em dead.
435
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,793
Thank you.
436
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,924
What?!
437
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,147
Excuse me.
438
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:15,608
Excuse me. Excuse me!
439
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,318
Miss, we're in
the middle of a rehearsal.
440
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:18,652
Yes, yes.
441
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,198
And you're all very wonderful,
but I have something I'd like to say.
442
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,407
Miss, please.
443
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:24,950
This will only
take a second.
444
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,869
Hold it, everybody!
445
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,332
Oh, you may put her down.
446
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,168
Kirby, please show the lady
to the wings.
447
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,128
Oh, no, no, please.
448
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,756
I must prove to you
that I indeed belong
449
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:40,883
In your fine fraternity. Kirby!
450
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,344
I'm sorry, miss.
451
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,013
We just don't have time
for this right now.
452
00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,766
I don't have much time myself.
453
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,560
A dancer's career
is not a long one.
454
00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:53,479
I'm sorry, but it's true.
455
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:56,816
I have a dream.
456
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,026
To be a dancer.
457
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,823
And in order for it to come true,
you must see me dance.
458
00:22:04,198 --> 00:22:08,285
Oh, yes, my technique is not quite
as polished as it should be,
459
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,955
but is... that all there is to art.
460
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,039
Mere technique?
461
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:15,459
Or is it not the passion
462
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,586
and emotion and pain
463
00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,547
that lie deep
within our souls?
464
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,298
For I have that emotion.
465
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,133
I have felt that pain.
466
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,803
I...
467
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,346
I am a feeling person,
468
00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,599
and I can communicate
those feelings to you
469
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:31,892
through dance.
470
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,186
So...
471
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:37,481
Judge me not by
what my arms and legs are doing.
472
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,153
Judge me...
473
00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:44,822
by what I make you feel.
474
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,616
Though most importantly, judge me.
475
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,743
For I must dance.
476
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,412
Damn it, I must!
477
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:53,664
Well...
478
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:55,749
Thank you!
479
00:22:56,250 --> 00:22:57,751
You won't be disappointed.
480
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:05,801
Diane.
481
00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,497
Never mind.
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