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Hey, Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Hi. It's me.
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Listen, I've been
thinking about you.
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Oh, what the hell.
Will you marry me?
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Sam?
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Well, who else do you think
it would be?
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Sam, if this is some kind of a joke...
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No. I'm serious.
Will you marry me?
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Oh, my God.
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I'm... I'm stunned.
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I mean, it's not like
I never expected
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to hear this from you.
It's just that...
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One is never quite prepared
for the question.
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Oh, Sam, I'm touched.
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All at once,
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I'm feeling giddiness,
fear, euphoria, relief.
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I don't know what to say.
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That's okay.
I'm not listening anymore.
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Sam, I can't answer you now,
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not like this.
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Every woman wants
her proposal to be...
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enchanting,
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something she can remember
for the rest of her life.
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Find something like that,
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keeping in mind I don't care
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for sports arenas,
theme parks, or miniature golf.
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All right, young lady.
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You just prepare to be swept
off your feet tomorrow night.
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I already have been.
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Bon soir, mon coeur.
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Right, right.
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I'll get another one.
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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Hey, Mr. Peterson,
what's the story?
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Boy meets beer,
boy drinks beer,
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boy gets another beer.
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Boy, have I got an evening
cooked up for us.
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Yeah. Thanks for thinking
of me, Cliff ie,
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but I think I'd better
get home early today.
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Vera's getting home
from Springfield,
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and I thought
a special elegant meal
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would be the proper way
to welcome her home.
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How thoughtful, Norm.
Say, what's on the menu?
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Whatever she feels
like whipping up
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after a five-hour bus trip.
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Hey, Woody, didn't you say
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you've been to this
Le Petit Orange restaurant?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Woody! You've been
to that fancy joint?
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Yeah, a couple times.
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How was it?
They treat you well?
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I didn't eat there.
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I just went in
to use the men's room.
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Well, the restaurant part,
did it look
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like a nice romantic place
to take a lady?
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Who could tell, Sam?
It's real dark in there,
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and they got this guy running around
playing a violin.
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Oh, no.
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I bet they got those pictures
of those guys
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that are half man,
half horse, too, right?
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I'm glad you said that, Sam.
I thought I was seeing things.
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I've been racking
my brains all day
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trying to find a place
that's out of the ordinary
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and classy for dinner tonight.
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How about a nude barbecue?
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No. That's kind of dangerous
with all those sparks.
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Oh, right.
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What's the occasion, there, stretch?
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Well, let's just say
it's a special evening for a...
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...special lady.
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Get out your scorecards, boys.
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Sounds like Sammy's
back in action.
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I take it this means
you've terminated
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your relationship
with Councilor Eldridge?
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Yeah. In the dumper.
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Well, gentlemen,
in memory of the Councilor,
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may I suggest we lower
our cocktail napkins to half mast.
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Yes. Let's not forget the traditional
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- 21-peanut salute.
- Oh, no. Hey...
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Sammy, another round
for the back.
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Yeah, but I want to know,
who's the lucky lady tonight?
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You'll find out soon enough.
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Come on. Help me think
of a place, here.
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All right, Sam.
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I got something that might
be just the ticket for you.
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How about this?
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A sailboat anchored offshore,
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you know, chilled champagne,
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candlelit dinner
underneath the stars.
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Worked great
for Sean and Madonna.
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Where do you hear
all this stupid stuff?
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Let's just say
inquiring minds want to know.
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Sailboats. That's a good idea.
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Maybe I'll call and see
if I can rent one.
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Sam, I just remembered something
that might help you.
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What's that?
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My uncle Wade was a master
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at putting women
in a romantic mood.
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What did he do?
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Gave them money.
Worked like a charm.
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Thank you, Woody,
but I'm looking
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for a place to take someone,
a very special place.
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As a matter of fact, come here.
Can you keep a secret?
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Can I keep a secret?
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You still don't know
Carla leaves early
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on your night off, do you?
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Good, good.
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Listen, I'm only telling you this
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because I like you
and I trust you.
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I'm thinking about proposing.
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Sam, I'm flattered, but...
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You probably don't mean me, huh?
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We'll talk later.
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Boy, oh, boy, I wouldn't mind
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being a barnacle on the rudder
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of Sam's sailboat,
if you know what I mean.
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I'm sure you'd be better looking,
but would you be happier?
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Woody, are you in pain, buddy?
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No. I was just thinking...
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The first time is always the worst.
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Who do you think Sam
is gonna propose to tonight?
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What are you babbling about,
Billy Bob Joe Jim?
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Sam said he was gonna
propose to someone.
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That's odd. He said he broke up
with Councilor Eldridge.
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Who could he possibly
be talking about proposing...
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You've chosen
the most beautiful spot
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in which to anchor.
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Everything's absolutely perfect.
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This is the most wonderful idea
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any man ever came up with.
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Who came up with it?
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Come on. Give me some credit.
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I have an original thought
now and then.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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Was it Frasier?
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Actually, it was Cliff.
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Okay, then. Don't tell me.
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Right now, I'm having
a rather unoriginal thought.
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- Are you as happy as I?
- Oh, yeah.
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I just wish I could
get this song out of my head.
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- Song?
- Yeah. You know how
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sometimes you connect
certain places and things
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with certain songs?
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I know exactly what you mean.
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Thank you. This may sound
a bit pretentious,
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but every time I'm in a taxi,
I can't help but hum
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Dove sono
from Le nozze di Figaro
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simply because once,
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a rather zaftig Parisian cabby
sang the entire aria
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on a trip through
Montparnasse to La Coupole.
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Anyway, whenever I get out
on the water like this,
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I can't help thinking
about this tune.
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Cappy Johnny, the old sailor
who taught me how to sail,
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used to whistle it all the time.
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"Popeye, the Sailor Man"?
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You know it?
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Oh, yes.
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That one haunts me, too.
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May I propose a toast?
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- Indeed you may.
- No, no, a shrimp toast.
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A shrimp toast is even better.
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To us.
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How eloquent.
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To us.
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Boy... us.
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What a pair, huh?
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The important thing is that...
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...this finally seems right.
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- Yeah.
- I'm so happy about us.
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I feel so good.
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To think, I almost let you get away
because of Janet.
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Well, you had some crazy notion
you cared about her.
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Hey, if it weren't for Janet,
I wouldn't be here right now.
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Which reminds me,
I guess I better...
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...better get to why I came here
in the first place.
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Can you give me
some room here?
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Oh, yes, indeed.
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You know,
for the longest time
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I kept pretending about you.
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I guess I was afraid to...
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...really admit my feelings,
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but from the very start,
down deep inside,
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I have been crazy about you,
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crazier about you than
any other woman I've ever met.
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Hell, I was crazy about you
even when I hated you.
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What I'm trying to say is...
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...will you marry me?
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No.
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No?
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No.
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Are you serious?
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I'm afraid I am.
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Well...
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Seems to me
you have two choices.
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One, I can throw you in,
or two, you can jump in.
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- Sam...
- It's very simple, one or two.
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- Sam, you haven't heard...
- It's not open for debate, Diane.
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Sam, I think
after you've heard my explanation,
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you won't...
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Sam!
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Throw me a line! Please!
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Okay. What's a nice girl like you
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doing in an ocean like this?
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Sam!
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- What are you doing?
- The dishes!
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Sam, calm down.
You're upset.
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Only that I fished you out!
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I know my answer
was unexpected.
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Unexpected? No, no. Don't be silly.
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I brought you out here
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so I could be
dumped with a nautical theme.
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Sam, if you'll stop that
for a moment...
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If you'll stop that for a moment,
I'll try to explain...
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...my answer.
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- Are you done?
- Maybe.
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All right, then.
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As it happens,
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I came out here
with every intention
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of accepting your proposal...
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But when you spoke of Janet, I...
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...had this enormous
pang of doubt.
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What if wanting to get married
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is a knee-jerk
reaction to losing her?
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Does he want me
or just someone?
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Oh, Sam, I want it so much,
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but I have to be free of doubt
before I can say yes.
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Sam?
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Did you notice that?
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Notice what?
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Everything just got calm.
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I don't notice any difference.
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Oh, yes, yes.
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There's a difference
in everything.
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The whole world
just changed for me.
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Look!
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The stars are new!
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The moon is new.
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Sam Malone is new,
and I like him.
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And I like them,
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and they like me,
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and none of us like you.
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Am I going overboard again?
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No, no. Don't be silly.
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That would mean I care,
and I don't.
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- Bye-bye, Diane.
- Where are you going?
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I'm going to swim ashore.
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You can't do that!
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Very well. I'll take the dinghy.
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See how quickly
the new Sam adjusts?
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You're going to just
leave me out here, all alone?
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Yes, I am.
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Sam. Sam Malone,
if you leave me out here all alone,
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you are the most
despicable creature on earth!
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"Well, I yam what I yam,
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and that's all what I yam."
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Afternoon, Mr. Clavin.
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Hey, Woodrow.
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Suds du jour, please.
259
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,076
Oh! there he is. Normie!
260
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,162
So, Vera get home
from Springfield last night, huh?
261
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,998
- Yep.
- Yeah? So, how'd it go?
262
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:58,916
I'll tell you, Cliff,
it got pretty hot
263
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,835
in our bedroom last night.
264
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,255
Air conditioning broke down.
265
00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,845
- Hey... Sam.
- The lucky fella.
266
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:12,430
Let me get this over with.
267
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,017
I asked her, she said no.
End of bulletin.
268
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:23,483
Sorry, Sam.
269
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,943
I feel like dirt.
270
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:29,739
I'm fine. I just don't wanna talk
about it, that's all.
271
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,033
Can I talk to you
just for a minute?
272
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,244
Sure, Sam.
What can I do you for?
273
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,245
Well...
274
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,501
I'm kind of worried
that Diane may get hurt.
275
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,504
My God, Sam.
That's very noble of you.
276
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,339
No, I mean that I...
277
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,300
I had a dream last night
that I killed her.
278
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,596
And it felt really good.
279
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,976
Does this mean I'm crazy or...
280
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,436
No, no. Of course not.
281
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,105
It's very normal
for most sane people
282
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,858
to entertain insane impulses sometimes.
283
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,069
It's very natural to want
to hurt someone
284
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,821
that's rejected you.
Well, for example...
285
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,449
...well, there's me.
286
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,452
I can't tell you how many times
287
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,664
I've felt my own hands
around her windpipe...
288
00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,333
...strangling her...
289
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,335
...fingers tightening...
290
00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,088
...cartilage snapping...
291
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:32,260
...and I'm a respected psychiatrist.
292
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:39,642
Look, Sam, you've been through
an emotional meat-grinder.
293
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,186
My best advice to you
is get away,
294
00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,856
relax, reflect on what's happened.
295
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,317
I still have the boat rented
for a couple of days.
296
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:51,112
I guess I could sail
up to Marblehead
297
00:17:51,279 --> 00:17:53,239
and cool out there.
298
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,409
Thank you. Maybe I'll work
on the old tan, too.
299
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,369
It'll be just what
the doctor ordered, Sam.
300
00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:01,539
Sun, salt air,
ocean spray on your face.
301
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,833
I wish I could come with you.
302
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,668
Well, I wish I could ask.
303
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:06,711
I understand.
304
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,715
Boy, how about that Diane, huh?
305
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,175
Yeah. Just like all women.
306
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,052
If they're not turning your down
your proposal of marriage,
307
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,055
they're accusing you
of suspicious behavior
308
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,016
in the lingerie changing room.
309
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,441
Oh, hello, Diane.
310
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,817
Norman.
311
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,360
Excuse me, miss.
312
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,238
Aren't you confusing this bar
with the one
313
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,824
where everyone isn't repulsed
by your presence?
314
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,371
Oh, Frasier, please tell me
where Sam is.
315
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:43,873
I have to talk with him.
316
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:47,835
Diane, in light of your disposal
of him last night,
317
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:50,254
I think it's better
that he be left alone right now.
318
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,467
That poor man.
Can you imagine how he must feel?
319
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,052
Gee, I'll try.
320
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,771
Of course. I'm sorry.
321
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:11,025
It's just that I'm so distraught.
I fear I've made a terrible mistake.
322
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,195
Sam's instincts were superior
to my own.
323
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,780
He was right, and I was wrong.
324
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,114
I should have said yes.
325
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,449
You're running back to him?
326
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,201
If he'll have me. I...
327
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:24,955
Oh, my neck is so stiff
from that water last night.
328
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,793
Would you give me
one of your special massages?
329
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,337
- Please?
- Certainly.
330
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,594
I was such a fool out
in that boat last night.
331
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:44,433
When I told him no, I was listening
to my head and not my heart.
332
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,018
I should have known.
333
00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,480
Sam and I are inevitable.
334
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,401
Why fight it?
335
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,945
Why fight it?
336
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,490
Why fight it?
337
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,159
Frasier...
338
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,038
You don't mind me
talking to you about this, do you?
339
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,917
- No, no, no. I'm happy for...
- Feels better. Thank you.
340
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,670
Good, good.
I'm really happy for you.
341
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,005
Diane, I think it's wise
to go to him now.
342
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,424
- Yes.
- Right now.
343
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,343
Yes! Yes, right now.
Where is he?
344
00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,931
He took the boat to Marblehead.
345
00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:25,808
Oh, thank you, Frasier.
346
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:28,102
I'll wait till tonight
347
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,854
and motor out to the boat.
348
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:33,232
Yes. This is perfect.
Sam will already be asleep,
349
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,608
and I'll slip into bed beside him
350
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,736
and give him
the surprise of his life.
351
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,030
Diane, Sam's nose
is pushed out of joint,
352
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,866
and I think
you better let him cool down.
353
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,535
Oh, don't be silly.
He proposed!
354
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:48,539
You can't turn off emotions
like a spigot.
355
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,000
Besides, making up
has always been
356
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,043
the cornerstone
of our relationship.
357
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,672
That's what I always loved
about the two of you, Diane.
358
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,507
That's beautiful, really.
359
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,926
You and Sam are magic.
360
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,846
I should have killed her
while I had the chance.
361
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,062
Hey, everybody.
362
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,524
Sam. I thought you were
on the high seas.
363
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,901
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
364
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,278
I decided the best way
to forget about Diane
365
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,615
was to start dating
some babes long on legs
366
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,742
and short on syllables.
367
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,244
Sounds like a good plan, too.
368
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:29,622
Besides, I ran
into an old my friend of mine,
369
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,123
Monsignor Demarest.
370
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,833
He needed to relax a little bit,
371
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,002
so I sent him up
to Marblehead on the boat.
372
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,087
Oh, my God.
373
00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:38,172
What?
374
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:40,758
Nothing.
375
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:45,971
It's nothing.
376
00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,021
Thanks for the lift.
377
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,589
Cheers will be back
in a moment.
378
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,519
Yes!
379
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,313
Yes, what?
380
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,316
Yes, I will marry you.
381
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:42,444
I see what's happening here.
382
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,113
You're still
under the assumption
383
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,489
that that offer is still valid.
384
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:49,243
No, no. The statute of limitations
on that proposal
385
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,496
ran out the second
your feet hit the water.
386
00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:56,876
In that case, may I suggest
you propose again?
387
00:22:57,042 --> 00:23:01,171
I assure you, this time,
I will accept your proposal.
388
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:04,592
Fine. I propose that you step
in front of a speeding bus.
389
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,306
From now on,
I'm dedicating myself
390
00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:13,559
to life, liberty, and the pursuit
of every woman in Boston
391
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:14,727
except that one.
392
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,854
So, to celebrate,
drinks are on the house.
393
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,689
- Come on, everybody.
- Yay!
394
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,944
What do you think you're doing?
395
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,529
I'm going to work.
396
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:27,907
I'll probably stop working
when we get married,
397
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:29,992
but I need a little money
for my trousseau.
398
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:33,037
Who knows when the first little Malone
will come along?
399
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,456
How do I say this clearly enough
to register with you?
400
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,791
I'm buying everybody
a drink in this bar
401
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:41,170
to seal the fact that you and I
are through forever.
402
00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,088
Oh, come on, Sam!
403
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:46,258
Come on.
Nobody believes that.
404
00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,511
Well, go ahead. Ask them.
405
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,221
Yeah, all right. I will.
406
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,265
Hey, turn around here
for a minute, guys.
407
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,643
After everything I just said,
do you think
408
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,812
that Diane and I will ever
get back together again?
409
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:04,068
Could I have my drink
before I answer?
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