Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:05,506
Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
2
00:00:08,467 --> 00:00:09,843
Cheers.
3
00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:13,347
Yes, ma'am, right away.
4
00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,516
There's some lady
screaming her head off.
5
00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:16,850
What does she want?
6
00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:19,228
I don't know.
All I could make out was "two-timing."
7
00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,813
Sam, telephone.
8
00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,817
Woody, listen up and learn something.
9
00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,864
Sammy here.
10
00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:35,369
Oh, hey, I thought you'd like
those flowers.
11
00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:38,956
Yeah. No, no,
that sounds like my note.
12
00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,625
"Thanks for a wonderful evening,
Barbara. I had a great time."
13
00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,504
Well, of course I know
your name's Karen.
14
00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:51,677
You know, hey,
I see your mistake here.
15
00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:57,057
You see, you didn't realize that,
to me, Barbara means Karen.
16
00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:02,062
Well, because. Because...
17
00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:05,899
Because "Barbara" reminds me
of Barbra Streisand, and...
18
00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:09,403
and you know that song
about people?
19
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,573
Well, I am getting to it.
20
00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:19,246
You know the line, 'First be a person
who needs people"?
21
00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,415
Well, who was the first person?
22
00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:25,002
Yeah, all right, but the first
female person was Eve.
23
00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,797
And who's the most famous Eve of all,
but Christmas Eve, right?
24
00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,179
Yeah, well, what do you do on
Christmas Eve, but you go carolling.
25
00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,016
Right? No, I know,
your name's not Carolyn.
26
00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:41,685
But after you go carolling,
27
00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:46,148
what you do is, you Karen the gifts.
28
00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,902
Karen. Yeah.
29
00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:55,198
Well, apology accepted, sweetheart.
I'll talk to you later.
30
00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:13,694
Hello, everybody.
31
00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,278
- Hey.
- Clifford.
32
00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:20,659
Well, Cliff Clavin is here
to bid you all glad tidings
33
00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,411
and buy drinks for all my friends.
34
00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:27,791
All right. What's the occasion, Cliff ie?
New air-cushion insoles or something?
35
00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:31,670
No, no, no.
Better than that, Normie.
36
00:03:31,837 --> 00:03:35,090
My branch office voted me
Postman of the Year.
37
00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,635
It's a very prestigious award too.
38
00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:42,681
Only 267 given out in
the greater Boston area.
39
00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:46,184
- We're very proud of you.
- Yeah.
40
00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,978
Will there be a ceremony?
41
00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,521
Oh, of course. Yeah, yeah.
42
00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:53,150
As is traditional, to be held
at the gala Postman's Ball.
43
00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:56,236
Yeah, unfortunately it's not
gonna be televised.
44
00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,990
I hear it's blacked out
in this area anyway, so...
45
00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:04,119
But I understand the postmaster
general is gonna make the toast.
46
00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,873
Wow, a man of his position
helping out in the kitchen.
47
00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,250
Only in America.
48
00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,924
Excuse me, Diane?
Can I have a word with you?
49
00:04:18,884 --> 00:04:21,303
Of course.
50
00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,767
"I, Cliff Clavin, would be ever
so honored if you,
51
00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,186
a lady of exquisite
loveliness and taste,
52
00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,689
whom I hold in the highest respect
and esteem,
53
00:04:32,856 --> 00:04:35,984
would accompany me with your
presence at the gala Postman's Ball
54
00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:38,612
on the 18th of this month.
55
00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,781
You would be doing this
only as a friend.
56
00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:44,326
There is no ulterior motive
or strings attached.
57
00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,745
Thank you for listening."
58
00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:50,874
- Cliff, I'd love to.
- You would?
59
00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,960
Yes, but I have something else
planned that night.
60
00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,215
It's all right. You know, just asked
on the spur of the moment.
61
00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,595
I'm sorry, Cliff.
62
00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,222
- No.
- I mean it. I am.
63
00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,977
- Oh, poor Cliff.
- Why? What happened?
64
00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,022
Well, he asked me to his
Postman's Ball,
65
00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:17,984
and I had to tell him I already had
plans for that evening.
66
00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,361
What plans?
67
00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:22,113
My cheese club meets that night.
68
00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,743
So you're gonna eat cheese
instead of helping Cliff out on this?
69
00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:31,373
We don't only eat cheese.
We talk about eating cheese.
70
00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,795
Come on. Obviously, it means
a lot to him.
71
00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,381
All he wants to do is be seen
with a classy-looking chick.
72
00:05:39,798 --> 00:05:41,091
Oh, I don't know, Sam.
73
00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,886
Look at all the people who've
fallen hopelessly in love with me,
74
00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:48,515
with only the slightest
encouragement.
75
00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,226
- You, Frasier...
- Yourself.
76
00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:59,234
- Well, perhaps I was being selfish.
- There you go.
77
00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:01,903
- I'll talk to Cliff the first chance I get.
- Thank you.
78
00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:05,448
Diane was crushed when she found
she couldn't go to the ball with me.
79
00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,492
Well, what are you gonna do now,
Mr Clavin?
80
00:06:07,742 --> 00:06:10,245
I'll just have to ask Carla.
81
00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:15,292
Are you nuts?
82
00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,252
Carla won't go with you.
She despises you.
83
00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,421
Well, just because she despises me,
84
00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:22,382
doesn't mean she can't spend an
evening dining and dancing with me.
85
00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:30,473
- Carla...could I ask you a favor?
- What?
86
00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,937
- Can we talk in the poolroom?
- No.
87
00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,274
Carla, that wasn't the favor.
88
00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,110
There's more?
89
00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:43,904
What I have to endure.
90
00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,159
Now for the kill.
91
00:06:55,498 --> 00:06:58,752
Carla, "I, Cliff Clavin,
92
00:07:01,004 --> 00:07:04,674
would be ever so honored
if you, a lady of--
93
00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,718
A lady...
94
00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,263
...would accompany me
with your presence
95
00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,807
at the gala Postman's Ball
on the 18th of this month.
96
00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:15,018
You would be doing this
only as a friend.
97
00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:19,105
There is no ulterior motive
or strings attached.
98
00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,649
Thank you for listening."
99
00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,325
Carla...
100
00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:33,662
Carla...
101
00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:37,332
Carla, this is
really important to me.
102
00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,877
I know.
103
00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,879
But think of me.
104
00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:50,261
All right, look, Carla, you don't have to
dance with me and I'll buy you a dress.
105
00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,599
- Nah.
- A corsage.
106
00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,893
A hundred bucks.
107
00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:02,065
- Nah.
- A VCR.
108
00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,779
VCR?
109
00:08:10,281 --> 00:08:12,158
Nice touch, but I'll have to pass.
110
00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,835
Good Lord. Is that a tear?
111
00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:34,431
Look, I think my greed is overcoming
your repulsiveness.
112
00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:37,392
- I'll go.
- You'll go?
113
00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:39,102
- Oh, Carla--
- First rule:
114
00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:41,938
No physical contact of any kind.
115
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:45,483
But, Carla, I'm so happy,
I gotta hug something.
116
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:50,822
Okay, you can hug me for 5 bucks.
117
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,995
That's it.
118
00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:00,957
My pleasure.
119
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,962
Well, got a date with Carla.
120
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,922
- Seriously?
- Are you kidding?
121
00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,675
She fell for me
like a sack of cannolis.
122
00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:14,304
Yeah, you gotta love them,
the little wenches.
123
00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,640
Oh, Clifford, may I speak with you
for a moment?
124
00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,476
Yeah, certainly, Diane.
125
00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,938
I've been thinking about it, and
126
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,274
I've decided to break my engagement
127
00:09:26,441 --> 00:09:29,027
and join you in your evening
of triumph.
128
00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:33,323
- You'll go with me?
- I wouldn't miss it for the world.
129
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:40,413
Normie, Normie, did you hear that?
Diane will go to the ball with me.
130
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,042
- I'm taking Diane to the ball!
- Cliff, Cliff.
131
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:47,212
Think just a minute, now.
What's wrong with this picture?
132
00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:49,422
Sam, change for a 20?
133
00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,092
What are you talking about?
134
00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,678
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
135
00:09:56,221 --> 00:09:59,224
Well, I'll just have to have
a huddle here with the man
136
00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:03,019
who knows almost as much
about women as I do.
137
00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,606
- Sammy?
- Yeah?
138
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,817
- A word, if you will.
- What's up?
139
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,820
Well, I seem to have one
of those situations again.
140
00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,823
You know, two dollies lined up
for the same evening.
141
00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:18,868
Oh, well, does this have to do with
Diane, Carla and that postman thing?
142
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:22,872
- Yeah.
- Well, fair's fair. Who said yes first?
143
00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,875
Carla.
144
00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:28,419
Well, you just have to tell Diane
you can't go with her.
145
00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,046
Make up some excuse.
146
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,799
Tell her that your girl cousin
from Michigan
147
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,760
is in town just for the day
and that you gotta take her.
148
00:10:36,094 --> 00:10:39,556
No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
No, she's already heard that one.
149
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,268
Clifford, I've been thinking.
150
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:47,480
Oh, yeah, you can't go, huh, Diane?
Hey, I understand.
151
00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,066
Honestly, you're so insecure.
152
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,820
I was going to say that I thought
of the perfect dress to wear.
153
00:10:54,112 --> 00:10:58,074
Sassy little strapless number,
very graceful for dancing.
154
00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,743
With my hair up and a hint of jewelry
to catch the eye.
155
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:04,080
I'm going to make you very proud.
156
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,921
- Now what, Sammy?
- Yeah, this is a tough one.
157
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,008
Yeah, if Carla finds out
you asked Diane first,
158
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,135
you're gonna be dead
before you hit the ground.
159
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:19,596
Hey, hold on a minute.
160
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:22,098
All you gotta do is,
you gotta find Carla another date.
161
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,808
Someone better than you.
162
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,561
Hey, Sammy, Sammy,
you are a genius.
163
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:29,522
Well, thank you. Oh, yeah, listen.
164
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:33,318
When you talk to her about the guy,
be vague. Be general.
165
00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:37,614
- Don't get locked into anybody specific.
- All right. Vague. General.
166
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,743
Carla?
167
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,204
How'd you like to go to
the Postman's Ball
168
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,915
with a guy who looks like
Robert Redford and drives a Porsche?
169
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,335
Why aren't I going with you?
170
00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,880
Well, see, there's this buddy of mine
down at the P.O.
171
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,425
You might have seen him in here.
He's been in a couple of times.
172
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:01,679
Well, son of a gun if he didn't say
he's got a big crush on you,
173
00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,475
and, well, he wanted me to see
if you'd go to the ball with him. Now--
174
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,604
This isn't just some way of getting
out of giving me the VCR, is it?
175
00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:13,650
No! No, no, no.
You'll get everything I promised.
176
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:18,029
Plus the bonus of not having
to go out with you,
177
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:22,450
which leads me to believe that this
guy is a bigger loser than you are.
178
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,954
Just forget it, Clavin!
What kind of girl do you think I am?
179
00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:28,206
One who would like a big-screen TV?
180
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,874
That's the kind.
181
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,675
Hello, everyone.
182
00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:45,932
Good heavens.
183
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,725
- Miss Chambers, you look beautiful.
- Yeah.
184
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,979
- Thank you, Woody.
- Doesn't she? Boy, you know, that just...
185
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:54,732
that just opens up the floodgates
to a lot of memories.
186
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,736
Why, thank you, Sam, but I don't
remember us ever going
187
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,947
to a formal occasion
while we were dating.
188
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,367
No, I was thinking about the girl
I took to my high school prom.
189
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,788
Just kidding. Just kidding.
190
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,374
Miss Chambers,
can I tell you something?
191
00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:15,837
- Sure, Woody.
- You look like a hundred bucks.
192
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,636
Thank you, Woody.
193
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,930
Oh, what am I saying?
Two hundred.
194
00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,642
Woody, you're turning my head.
195
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:31,728
Okay, a hundred.
196
00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,981
Oh, look out.
Here comes your boyfriend.
197
00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:49,537
Everybody, I'd like you to meet Lucas.
Lucas, the gang.
198
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:58,379
Right. He said hello. You see, Lucas
is sort of used to talking to himself.
199
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:03,051
Lucas, you wanna step on down to
the bar and have something to drink?
200
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:16,564
- Oh, Diane, you look beautiful.
- Thank you.
201
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:21,361
Oh, this is for you.
Just a little token of my affection.
202
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,240
Thank you, Clifford.
203
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:31,537
If you don't mind my asking, who is
this Lucas fellow, and why is he here?
204
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:34,415
Oh, well, we're gonna double
with him and his date...
205
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,833
...Carla.
206
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:43,091
Carla? Well, I guess
they're a match.
207
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,720
Although he does look like he's
been around a mushroom or two.
208
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,602
Oh, Cliff.
209
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,235
Gee, this is...
210
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:04,612
...big.
211
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:07,782
Big and beautiful.
212
00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:10,034
Yeah, why don't you try it on.
213
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:15,498
Oh, no, no, something this big
and beautiful should be preserved.
214
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,208
Oh, don't worry about that, Diane.
215
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:19,877
That's guaranteed to last
through a 20-knot wind.
216
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:31,681
Sorry I'm late.
The baby spit up on my dress.
217
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:35,518
I had to buy a brooch
big enough to cover it.
218
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:39,272
Real diamond chips.
Seventy-five bucks.
219
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:48,739
What is whitey doing here
dressed like that?
220
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:53,494
Diane's the only date I could
scrape up at the last minute.
221
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:57,206
Oh, yeah?
What are you paying her?
222
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:03,463
- Transistor radio.
- A cheap date. I knew it.
223
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,556
Carla, don't you wanna
meet your date?
224
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,268
I thought he was supposed to look
like Robert Redford.
225
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,938
Well, he does from a distance.
226
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,025
Yeah, Mars.
227
00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:28,988
And I think you'll soon find out
just why a planet came to mind.
228
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:38,498
Carla, I'd like you to meet Lucas.
Lucas, your date, Carla.
229
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:45,838
What did he say?
230
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,715
I can't believe it matters.
231
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:56,390
Well, I can see this is gonna be
a laugh a minute.
232
00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:00,853
An evening with the stick, the nerd
and door number three.
233
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,482
You kids have a great time.
234
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,362
Good night.
235
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,657
Jimmy! Yo!
236
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,625
Well, you two seem to be
getting on pretty well.
237
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:37,431
Yeah, well, I sure hate to have
to admit this, Clavin,
238
00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,725
but tall, dark and gruesome here...
239
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:45,064
...turned out to be a real groove.
240
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:52,154
Not a great dancer, though.
He mashed in the toes of my shoes.
241
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:53,906
I'll bill you for a new pair.
242
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,409
I don't believe this.
You should be buying me a VCR.
243
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,374
Just wait a minute. You're not gonna
welsh on our deal, are you?
244
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:06,419
Carla, come on, will you?
You're making out like a bandit here.
245
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,172
At least you're getting
some loving tonight.
246
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:13,801
Boy, I made the wrong choice
between you and Diane.
247
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,514
What did you say?
248
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,770
I said you and Diane
look really choice tonight.
249
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,694
I see. So where is the stick anyway?
250
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:35,823
She's just going to freshen up.
She'll be out in a couple of minutes.
251
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,827
You know, I never would have
thought it. You two.
252
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:45,124
- What are you talking about?
- Look, I shouldn't be telling you this,
253
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,502
but when you two guys
went to get some punch,
254
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:52,465
Diane told me that she wished
you'd come on a little stronger.
255
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:59,472
In fact, she said that she wished
256
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:03,476
that you would do the one thing to her
that no man has ever done.
257
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,810
I mean, not even Sammy.
258
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,938
- The one thing that makes her crazy.
- What? What?
259
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,820
Just out of curiosity.
260
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,574
Run your fingers
up and down her arm,
261
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:22,078
look into her eyes and sing Misty.
262
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,707
Sorry to hold you up.
263
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,718
Well, let's be on our way, Clifford.
264
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:57,405
Clifford, I want you to know
that I liked your speech best.
265
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,242
Out of all 267.
266
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:04,620
- Really?
- Absolutely.
267
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:11,544
Listen, Diane, I want to thank you
for keeping up the act tonight.
268
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,295
You know, staying by my side.
269
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,340
It wasn't entirely an act, Cliff.
270
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,553
I think tonight was the first time
I saw you with your guard down.
271
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,015
You were yourself, not some
mutation of Sam Malone,
272
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:28,769
trying to impress people
with tales of sexual exploits.
273
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,313
Women don't really like that, Cliff.
274
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,192
They want men to be
sweet and vulnerable.
275
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:40,364
- Then how come Sammy always scores?
- Because he's gorgeous.
276
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,160
I mean, he has low standards.
277
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:47,288
He'll go out with any floozy
who comes down the pike.
278
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,249
Speaking of pike,
how come we're not on it?
279
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,669
Well, I wanted to take
the long way home.
280
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,546
Yeah...
281
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,008
...I just had the time
of my life tonight, and I...
282
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:03,345
don't want it to end. I just want
to feel the night wind in my hair and...
283
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:05,931
share the company of you good people.
284
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,522
I think it's wonderful, Cliff.
285
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:18,778
Yeah, I think tonight was
a real breakthrough for you.
286
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,948
Perhaps we've seen the end of the old
insecure, arrested adolescent...
287
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,870
...and we're seeing the emergence
of the real Cliff Clavin.
288
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,793
- What?
- Darn.
289
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,462
- What? What's wrong?
- We ran out of gas.
290
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:43,052
Well, the gauge reads half full.
291
00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,305
Yeah, yeah, it always reads half full.
It's stuck there.
292
00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,434
I guess in the excitement of the night,
I just forgot to fill the tank.
293
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:58,818
Well, what are we going to do?
We're miles from a gas station.
294
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:19,004
♪ Look at me
295
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:26,053
♪ I'm as helpless as a kitten in a tree
296
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:29,181
♪ And I'm clinging to a cloud
297
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,393
♪ I can't understand
298
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,187
♪ I get misty
299
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:40,067
♪ Just holding your hand
300
00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,489
♪ Walk my way
301
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,867
Get out.
302
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,120
- ♪ And a thousand vio-- ♪
- Now.
303
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,498
Yes, ma'am.
304
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,588
Diane, look, I'm sorry.
You don't understand.
305
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,631
I don't know what happened
to me tonight.
306
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,634
The wine must have
gone to my head, Diane.
307
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:08,470
Look, you know I hold you
in the highest respect and esteem,
308
00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:11,932
and I would never, ever do anything
to upset you.
309
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:18,272
Well, running out of gas? Really!
310
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,734
- Well, we did run out of gas, Diane.
- Clifford.
311
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:26,780
Well, look, would a sign
from God convince you?
312
00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:29,700
Maybe.
313
00:23:30,451 --> 00:23:31,994
All right.
314
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,122
Almighty God...
315
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:41,754
...please, if I'm telling the truth about
this car running out of gas tonight,
316
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,299
let it start now, even on an empty tank.
317
00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,845
Diane, hallelujah!
318
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:53,807
Oh, hallelujah! Diane! Oh, hey!
24062
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof