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[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...

I wanna have another baby.

-So, are we looking for a man?
-No.

Find some friends with benefits,

and then we need a turkey baster.

Being busy and working is my happy place.

[Ryan Murphy]
You were really, really good,

to the point that they
called me, are like,

"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"

[bleep], what did I get
myself into? [laughs]

I am in my actress era.

We're on baby watch. That's what we're

dedicating our lives to.

I have, like, "pinch me"
moments where I'm like,

"Wait, we're really having a baby."

What if you have your baby on Halloween?

Who wouldn't want Halloween?

It's one of my favorite holidays.

-You're a better girl than I.
-[whispers] We knew that.

[♪ dramatic theme music playing]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ It's givin' glorious ♪

♪ And a bag that's mad luxurious ♪

♪ Like B to the I to the G ♪

♪ Look at me, do your thing,
we so notorious, notorious ♪

♪ Like, I just wanna see ya drop that ♪

♪ Drop that ♪

[Kendall Jenner]
Oh, my gosh, this is crazy.

We're just, like, in the street.

[Kim] There's nothing like
a Balenciaga show.

Thanks for having me. Woo, are you okay?

-[crosstalk]
-[cameraperson] Yep.

We're here in Beverly Hills,
and it's the Balenciaga show.

They've closed down all of the streets.

Every Balenciaga show is such a moment,

so it's really fun
to see it all come to life.

♪ Drop that ♪

Khloé, last minute, did not come
when she heard it was...

-[Kim laughs]
-[Allison Statter] Oh, my gosh, Khloé.

In outdoor daylight.

I think Khloé has agoraphobia.

Agoraphobia is the fear
of leaving your house,

and Khloé has it.

And I get it, but it's time
to break out of it.

You'll have to be in full Balenciaga.

You should put us all in Balenciaga.

So, I am now the brand
ambassador for Balenciaga.

I feel like people thought I was
this whole time.

I'm hoping that it's not gonna add so much

because I have so much going on.

I have a script for a comedy
that I'm gonna pitch.

And I'm really nervous about that.

I haven't really done
that circuit of, like,

pitching movies,

and it's kind of crazy and surreal.

[♪ mellow music playing]

[♪ "U So Hot" by Nadav Sivan playing]

♪ Oh baby, you so hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ It's obvious, period dot,
dot, dot, dot, dot ♪

♪ You so hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ You hit me like a shot ♪

It's always so much fun

to be a part of a show like this

'cause there's so much going on.

There's so many people. The models.

You get to see all the hard work that

your friends have been working on.

It's just so fun
to see it all come together.

♪♪

[crowd applauding]

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[cameras clicking]

[Kim] Now I have to rush home,

and I have to really
prepare myself for my pitches

to all the studios.

And I just have to make sure that

everything goes okay.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Oh, I'ma take you down ♪

♪ Oh, I'ma take you ♪

♪ Every time that we come around ♪

♪ I'ma take you down,
oh, I'ma take you down ♪

[Kendall]
I love her.

Isn't she the best? Look at her eyes.

She looks like a person.

Hello, I love you.

-I think she needs to meet Bridgette.
-Bridgette.

Kylie and I have been asking my mom...

she has a poodle that she
rescued a few years ago named Bridgette,

and Kylie and I think
it would be really cute,

like, I've always loved
poodles that have, like,

a traditional poodle cut with,
like, the fluffy paws,

the short hair on the main body,

and she wouldn't cut Bridgette that way.

And so, Kylie and I wanna just
do it without telling her,

-but I'm kinda scared.
-But is it...

I'm nervous. I just don't wanna
make her actually upset.

That would be a problem.
My mom has no clue.

I think we just have to go and
do it before they think about it too much.

Okay. I mean, it's hair, it grows back.

Kylie and I, we love a good prank.

And we are on a mission today.

I just think hair grows.
Like, why not at least try?

I'm seriously nervous.

I'd be upset if someone cut my dog

and I knew they didn't
want that hairstyle.

Well, because the cameras will be on her,

I don't think she'll get that mad,

to be honest with you.

She'll play it cool,
but then she'll call us later

and be like, "Why the [bleep]?"

Let's go.

[♪ mischievous music playing]

I think that I'm good at pranks.

I don't think my sisters have pranked me,

but don't get any ideas.

Hello?

[Kendall] Corey's definitely
gatekeeping her.

[Kylie Jenner] Bridgette?!

-[Bridgette barks]
-[Kendall/Kylie gasp]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[Kendall] [softly] Bridgette.

-[kissing noises]
-Bridgette.

-[Bridgette barks]
-[both] Come here.

[both calling Bridgette]

-[kissing noises]
-[barks]

[Kylie] Hi.

[quietly] Kendall, look, she's so skinny.

Well shit, Bridgette
already has a haircut.

She's gonna look real silly.

I don't know if it's gonna work.

[bleep]. Should we try? I don't know.

[Kylie] Hey.

Our prank was an epic fail.

[Kris Jenner]
What are you guys doing here?

Hi, hi. Oh, she loves me.

-You tell her.
-We came over here to steal Bridgette.

And the groomer's waiting
at my house to cut her like a poodle.

-[Kendall] Now she doesn't have any hair.
-Stop.

[Kendall] And Corey was kind
of more upset.

-Oh, babe. His baby. Oh, my God.
-[Kendall/Kylie laugh]

You guys didn't get to prank me.

How can you not prank me? It's so easy.

But this is the worst execution of a prank

I have ever witnessed in my life.

I mean, be a little more sneaky.

Open the back door. Grab the dog.

Throw it in the car.
Drive down the street.

What the [bleep] is wrong with you guys?

I have raised you smarter than this, okay?

So, you're gonna have
to think of somethin' else.

This wasn't the... our best prank anyway.

So, we're gonna come back
and we're gonna do something...

major.

Do you want a little

-thing of chocolates?
-[Kylie squeaks]

-I have the hiccups.
-That's your hiccup?

-Mm-hmm.
-[Kendall] Mine too, by the way.

-[Kris] You sound like a mouse.
-I know.

[Kendall] I have the same hiccups.

-How do I not know that?
-[squeaks] Oh, I gotta go.

-Bye, Bridgette girl.
-[Kris] Bye! A for effort!

-[Kylie squeaks]
-[Kendall] Love you guys.

-[Corey Gamble] Bye.
-That's wild.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ Move it ♪

So, prank failed.

But my appreciation
for Kendall and my love for her

grows every day.

We are all so busy,

it's hard to get us
all in a room together,

so whenever we get the opportunity,

it feels good to be together.

-Well, that was a failure.
-Yeah.

We're the worst prankers.

But I love hanging out with you.

-Me too.
-[both chuckling]

-No, but, um...
-Sorry, I'm so tired.

-[Kylie] I know.
-How's everything going?

It's, like, a miracle

that I still have confidence

and I could still,
like, look in the mirror

and think that... I'm pretty

because I just feel like after Paris

there was, like, this picture,
which, for the first time,

I was like, "Okay, we're not
gonna wear a lotta makeup."

So it's like I'm trying to...

It's like I'm... wear too much makeup,
and it's like,

-"You're wearing too much makeup."
-Yeah.

Then I go and I don't wear a lotta makeup,

and someone catches me in,
like, a weird light.

You can look at pictures since I'm 13.

I just have these lines.

-But I've had them since I was a child.
-Yeah.

I've just like...
I hear nasty things about myself

all the time.

I don't think it's
this particular headline

that makes me feel vulnerable
or hits me harder.

I think it's just after 10 years
of hearing about it,

10-plus years, it's...
it just gets exhausting.

I'm kind of, like, so numb
to people talking about...

-[Kendall] Mm-hmm.
-...my looks at this point.

And I just wanna know why on the internet

no one says anything
or think that it's okay.

Well, I think that's a
general thing with our family.

-We're dehumanized. Like, they don't...
-Yeah.

...think that there's any rules with us.

Whereas, like, if you talked
the same way you do about us

about any other woman,
people would come to their defense

-all day long. But for some reason...
-Yeah.

...with us, it's like they don't
think we have any feelings.

I went on a journey
the last year, dissolving,

-like, half my lip filler.
-Mm.

I hate even having this conversation

over and over and
over again because it feels

like it's a waste of my breath

because I think, with me,
it's just never gonna change.

But it's... It's just been...

[sniffles]

-[♪ melancholy music playing]
-[crying]

[Kendall] [softly]
You're gonna make me cry.

I'm just, like, why do people think
it's okay to talk about me?

[sniffling]

[sniffling]

[♪ melancholy music playing]

This is like therapy. [laughs]

-You know when you're in therapy...
-It's okay.

...and you start talking about something?

Like, I've never cried about this before,

but I guess it does affect me.

It's okay... It would affect anyone.

And then I see some com...
I'll see some comments and it's like,

where some people will be like,
"This is really mean," and defend me.

Like, "Why are we talking
about her looks?"

-Yeah.
-"It's 2024."

-Yeah.
-And then I'll see other comments like,

"Because she did it to herself.

She [bleep] up her face,
she has so much surgery,"

and I'm like...

I just... Even if I did get
so much surgery and I have this

and I got all these things,
I still don't think it's okay

-to talk about someone's looks.
-I agree.

[Kylie] People have been
talking about my looks

-since I was 12, 13.
-Yeah.

Before I even got lip filler...

-Yeah. Yeah.
-...people talked about my looks.

So, it's like...

And it's just so hurtful. "I look old."

-I see it under every post. I'm like...
-I'm not even just saying this.

You've never looked younger
and you've never looked better.

Thank you.

I think that I'm really strong,

and I was put in this
position for a reason.

I do think of myself
as a confident person.

I'm, like, so grateful,
so blessed that I can wake up

and look in the mirror and,
like, en... like what I see

and think that I'm beautiful.

But I'm also human and there's only
so much someone can take.

Considering we're not gonna

change anyone's opinions or minds,

-no matter how much we talk about it...
-Yeah.

...everyone's gonna think
I've had a full facial reconstruction

and so have you.
Like, nobody's gonna think differently.

It's just, like, I think it's become...
Like, our family's been,

you know, in the industry
for a long time and it's never stopped.

-So, I think it's, like, sadly, sadly...
-Mm-hmm.

...it's something that we
just have to, like,

really grow tough skin on.

I just... I always keep, keep it pushin'.

I have to. Like, I cannot

let the comments get me down.

I have shit to do.

Rise above.

Um, should we go to dinner?
'Cause it's 6:20.

-Yeah, this was a good therapy session.
-It was great.

[sighs]

[♪ mellow music playing]

♪ I'm still alive ♪

[♪ "Back Again" by L.O.U.D. playing]

♪ Oh, can you feel it, feel it ♪

[Kim] What time's the meeting, 2:30?

[car engine revving]

♪♪

Today I'm going to five studios
to pitch this movie idea.

A comedy called The Fifth Wheel.

I'm almost there.

[Brad Slater] [over phone] Oh, my God,
I'm so excited for you right now.

I love it. You're 15 minutes from go time.

-I know.
-[Brad] How you feelin'?

I feel good.

I'm going with the writers,
Paula Pell and Janine Brito.

They've written all of the funniest movies
and TV shows,

so we are gonna go from studio to studio

and see if anyone likes it.

I know you're more nervous than me.

[Brad] [over phone] I'm not nervous.

I am excited for you.

[Kim] I was not expecting
this career turn.

It really did take me by surprise.

And I think we all have
Brad Slater to thank for this.

He's my agent.

If in life, you have someone
that believes in you,

you want a Brad Slater in your corner.

He thinks the world of me.
I'm like, "Brad..." He's the best.

[Brad] [over phone]
You should take a few minutes

when you drive on the lot,

and, like, you've experienced
so much in your life,

but you haven't done this.

You haven't gone around to movie studios

and pitched a movie
that's being written for you,

and it's fun.

So, just have fun,

-and it's gonna be amazing.
-Totally.

-Totally.
-[Brad] I'm excited.

I have no nerves 'cause I know what's
gonna happen.

[Kim] Yeah.
I guess, you know what it is?

I don't get excited
until things really happen,

-so that I don't get let down.
-[Brad] Yeah.

[Kim] If it happens and it works out,

I will feel very accomplished and

I will feel really fulfilled.

But who knows?

Thank you.

[♪ "Keep It Up" by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Don't stop, don't stop ♪

♪ Keep it up, don't stop ♪

♪ Keep it up,
don't stop ♪

Breaking news, guys.

I am leaving Hidden Hills,
but I'm not gonna go far

because Kourtney could be
in labor any day now,

and I need to stay local.

That's my current excuse.

I'm not used to being
in the front seat of this car.

I'm normally in the back.

Oh, my apologies for

-not having a real driver.
-I mean...

I mean...

[Khloé Kardashian] Malika and I
are gonna go to Underwood Farms

to look at some miniature goats.

I don't think True wants a baby goat,

but I want one for her.

♪♪

[Malika Haqq] Last night,
we ended up going to Warwick.

This one guy, he tried to kiss me.

I was like, "What is ha..." I was like...

I gave him my cheek, like, three times.

-He was like...
-Well, the kissing thing is

-a little aggressive...
-No, I'm just like...

-...but I'm also sorta here for it.
-I'm not. I'm like, "Sir..."

[Khloé] I think as long as you open
yourself up to the universe,

-the universe will do its thing.
-Yeah.

But I'm not open for business. You are.

As you guys know, Malika is
one of my besties since I've been 14.

I mean, Malika is not hard
to love and want to be with.

She has decided against the sperm bank,

which I am happy for just 'cause I think

we haven't exhausted all options yet.

And so, I think the second that Malika

got out of her own way,

like, these men are
throwing themselves at her,

and who wouldn't?

He never stopped texting me last night.

I just didn't respond.

[Khloé] Oh, I love

a person that knows what they want.

I think, like,
the best thing Lamar did wa...

not the best thing,
he did a lotta good things,

but, like, when I wouldn't
give him my number

and then he found out that
we had the same business manager

and then was hounding Lester for my info.

-Right.
-It was, like, a turn on, it's sexy.

-Like...
-You like when someone likes you. Like...

You want a little aggressiveness.

[Malika] Maybe what you need to see

is me hop out there.

Don't worry, I'll go check it out

-for us and see what's up.
-Yeah, no, I also don't think it's good

-when we're both comfortable being single.
-No, no, no, that's not...

-Like, without wanting to date...
-That's not healthy.

Do you remember how much
fun we used to have?

Of course!

-Hello, we were the queens of the night.
-I know, what if we...

-[Khloé] Like Whitney Houston.
-[Malika] We can get back there,

but now we can do it even better.

[Khloé] No, it's a scary world out there.

There's phones everywhere.

I'm just like, "Can't a girl

-figure out her life in privacy?"
-Just don't handle things the same.

You know, you just have
to do things differently.

I definitely think what
I've been through is a factor

why I'm not just like,
"Let's just start dating again."

I don't wanna [bleep] up my kids.

So much that's already transpired

can potentially [bleep] them up

that I don't wanna add to that by, like,

bringing somebody new to the mix.

'Cause, so far, people
have been very disappointing.

I'm just not gonna open myself up

the same way that I once did,

but I don't think there's
anything wrong with that.

I also think that's, like,
what growing up is.

You learn to protect yourself,

and... I don't think this is a bad thing.

Maybe after the new year,

but right now,
I am so not even in the mood.

But that's okay, you get your [bleep] wet

and tell me how it is.

I will definitely tell you how it is.

-[Khloé] You better talk about it.
-[Malika chuckles]

Why is it saying get off at Agoura?

Is this where we're going?

[Malika] We're going to buy a goat.

-[Khloé laughs]
-Wait, are you really gonna buy a goat?

[Khloé] I think I might not be
able to leave it here.

[both laughing]

[♪ "Like a Marathon"
by Vanacore Music playing]

How far away is the next location?

♪♪

[Kim] Today, I'm pitching to
five different studios.

And I'm on the way to the next meeting.

This is just new to me.

I am a little bit green to this.

[ringback tone]

Pitch one down.

-[Brad] [over phone] And?
-I mean, I-I think it went great.

I don't know how these work. [laughs]

They just loved all the character.

They were, like, laughing out loud.

-And they were like...
-[Brad] Yes.

..."What I love about this is the heart."

And I just, at the end, I was
like, "Listen, guys, like,

"we have so much going on here that, like,

"unless we're gonna be, like,
the biggest commercial movie

"and break the internet and have the best
[bleep] cast ever,

"I don't have time.

-[Brad] Yeah.
-"So, like, I'll give it my all

if it's major."

-[Brad] I love that.
-And I feel like this is major, you know?

[Brad] I love it. They must've
[bleep] loved that.

-[Kim] Yeah.
-[Brad] Just keep sellin' it,

and, um, I'll hit you with any updates.

-Call me after the next one.
-Okay, perfect.

So, if I think about
something that I have to give up

in order to film these projects,

I mean, I have SKIMS, I have SKKN.

I wanna start two more businesses.

I'm definitely gonna have
to give something up.

My sleep.

[Brad] [over phone]
Congrats, first one's down.

I expect to be hearing from them today.

Ugh, I can't...
You have to tell me,

uh, 'cause, like, this is
just so nerve-racking to me.

[♪ "Get Ready" by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Are you ready, yeah ♪

♪ Now you got it
nobody gonna stop us ♪

[♪ harmonica music plays]

[♪ country rock music playing]

Oh, how cute is this place?

[Khloé] Malika and I, we just have
so much fun together.

Like, we just get each other's vibrations.

[rooster crowing]

Cock-a-doodle-doo.

♪♪

Come on, Malika. Oh, hi, little guys!

[goats bleating]

[Malika] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, where you going?

-You gotta go back.
-[Khloé] Come here, little guy.

Oh, we got a runaway.

-[Khloé] Hi!
-Come, come.

-Come here, little guy.
-Hi, little guy.

[Malika] Hi.

[Khloé] Like, how could you
not love this?

Hi, little one...
Oh, no, that's my earring.

True would die. Should I FaceTime her?

Hi.

Oh, thank you for the kiss.

-Okay.
-[Khloé] Come here, little guy.

Hi. Ow, you bit me. You can't bite me.

-That's not nice. No biting, no biting.
-Look, mama.

Why do you wanna eat me?

[laughing]

Do you like it?

Oh! Look, True, it's in my lap.

Look, it's eating my jacket.

[Malika] So bold. So bold.

[Khloé] Okay, I love you, bye.

[Khloé] Bye, baby.

So, how big do these guys get?

They're gonna get up to the size about,
like, a small to medium-sized dog.

[Malika] They are cute. Oh, okay.

[Khloé] I think that's your sister!

[farm employee] What are you doin'?

-You definitely don't want that one.
-[chuckles]

This is what's great about trial runs.

'Cause I definitely
didn't think everything through.

Like, okay, they poop like this.

Got it. Little pellets everywhere.

Like, they just pee whenever and wherever.

Like, things that wouldn't really fly.

[bleating]

And this one's humping its sister.

Like... no,

not really our vibe. [laughs]

-[employee] This is classic Carl.
-Oh, Carl.

See? I do leave the gates.

But listen, pets and men are

two totally different things.

Like, all you should do with a pet is
feed it twice a day

and take it on a couple walks
and you're good.

A guy, it's, like, a whole other thing.

-You're two months old!
-You're safe. Yeah, it starts early, huh?

-Carl needs some alone time.
-I know, we need to give him some privacy.

-[Malika] Oh, stop, look at you, cuties.
-[Khloé] Oh, my God.

Hi, how are you?

[Khloé] Hi.

Hi, mama... Hi.

-Oh! Hi, guys!
-[kids laughing]

I find it hard to believe
that eight or nine-year-olds,

like, know who I am.

But I love kids,

so this is, like,
I could do this all day long.

Is just sit and talk with these kids.

-Are you guys having fun?
-[kids] Yeah.

[Khloé] Are you guys on
a school field trip?

-[kids] Yeah.
-How fun!

[Khloé] Who knows what
other people think, but I'm happy.

Like, I'm, I'm havin' a great old time.

Whatever I am doing, I just love it.

Oh yeah. 100%.

I mean, [laughs] I just can't...
I can't tap out now.

I'm not even 40.

One day, I will be married again.

Like, I love love.

I will get my fairytale.

-I love this. Oh, yes!
-[Malika] Aw.

Some of your hands are wet.
I don't know what's happening.

Yes!

I know one day that will happen,

but I'm just not there right now.

I'm not at that stage.

Like, I'm... I love

sharing my life with me and my kids.

Like, I don't need anyone.

Have fun, you guys.

When I'm at the place
that I wanna date, I will.

And trust me, if I like the person,
I'll publicize it.

-Bye, you guys. Bye!
-[kids] Bye.

-[Khloé] I got a crystal. How nice.
-Stop.

-Little pure hearts.
-[Khloé] I love kids.

[♪ mellow music playing]

♪ I'll find my way back ♪

♪ I'll find my way back ♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪ I'ma do it my way ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

-♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
-♪ Baby watch me ♪

♪ I'ma do it my way ♪

♪ I'ma, I'ma, I'ma be the best ♪

♪ Comin' up, up, up, yes ♪

-Hi, guys.
-[greeting each other]

I did all my studio pitches
and we did it all in one day.

I'm so busy and I have
so much on my plate,

but I have to take a breather

and just have dinner with my lifers

because we always love getting together

and telling each other big news
of things that we have going on,

and I just can't wait
to tell them about my movie.

So, it's so comforting to have
the same friends that I did

and just to see where we're all at.

But that none of us have changed.

Like, we all are literally family.

-This font is very annoying.
-[Allison] That it's blurry?

Yeah. Is yours blurry?

-[Allison] Oh yeah.
-[Kim] Right?

[Allison] Oh, I thought I was having,
like, a stroke.

No, totally. That's why
I was like, "That's not..."

[crosstalk, laughter]

Wait, who told me the other day

-that they can't see close up?
-[Kim] Me.

That's why I was like,
"What happened to me?"

It happened, literally, in one day.

I just, all of a sudden,
took my phone, I'm...

And I was like, "What?"
I, like, look like my mom, like...

[laughter]

You guys are not gonna believe this.

I get nervous.

What are you talking about?
What's going on?

[Kim] No, just the project
that I'm doing

-is, like, a really cool...
-[overlapping chatter]

What's the project?

I sold a movie to Netflix,

-like a real comedy movie.
-That's amazing!

[Sarah Meyer Michaelson]
That's incredible.

[Zoe Winkler] Wait, that's amazing,
start from the beginning.

I didn't have an agent,
and after American Horror Story,

-literally the next day...
-Wait, you're in it?

-I'm sorry, I gotta listen.
-Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

-Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay.
-Go ahead.

-I did American Horror Story.
-[Zoe] Okay.

After it came out,
all these different people wanted to meet,

so I set up a day of meetings
and to meet the agent.

One of the people in there was like,

"Oh, my God,
have you heard of this writer Paula Pell?"

And she was, like, a big SNL writer,

she's written for, like,

Amy Poehler and, um, Tina Fey's stuff,

and she's just, like, really funny.

She's, like, a legend.

It's this, like, full comedy
called The Fifth Wheel,

and it's, like, four girls go on a trip,

so it's like Hangover, Bridesmaids,

-First Wives Club-ish.
-Okay.

[Kim] I was like,
"Oh, my God, I love the idea."

We literally spent a day.

We went to all the studios
and everyone called

within, like, 20 minutes with offers

-and was, like...
-[all exclaiming]

It was, like, really cool.

You didn't, like, think about this
[chuckling] on the group chat?

Like, wh... This is crazy.

What-What do you mean?

-[laughter]
-Like, I'm just so... I don't understand.

Well, I just feel like I wasn't
planning on this career,

and I just am like,
"Okay, I'm not gonna get, like,

ahead of myself here."

We sold a movie, it was amazing.

Hello, you send
the craziest stuff to us, like...

-I know, but I just was, like...
-[laughter]

So, I'm doing that,
and I'm starring in it, producing it,

-and we sold it, so...
-That's incredible!

-[all] Cheers.
-Thank you.

-Oh, my God.
-[all] Cheers.

I can do a movie a year.

I've got about 10 years
w-where I still look good.

So, that's all I've got in me,

and then I'll take some time off.

So, 10-year plan, guys.
That's my 10-year plan.

I'm really nervous about it

'cause I have to [bleep] deliver.

It's such a challenge for me,
and I wanna welcome a challenge.

And every year, I was, like,
I wanna do something

that makes me so uncomfortable
that I really have to, like,

challenge myself.

[Allison] Ooh, that sounds like
a good goal.

-Yeah.
-[Zoe] Yeah, I would never

say that to myself ever.

-[laughter]
-[Allison] Maybe I should do that.

I mean, the amount of people,
like, from Amy Schumer

that are, like, writing me, like,
"I have to be in this movie."

So, just to know that, like,
people wanna be in it

and wanna be a part of it,
like, makes me happy.

-[Sarah] That is amazing.
-[Zoe] I'm so proud of you.

Thank you, but I wasn't
planning on this career thing.

You're gonna [bleep] crush it.

You don't do anything that
you don't do perfectly,

so it's, you know?

But the offers that
they're bringing my way,

I'm just like, "You think I can do that?"

Like, I can't do that.

How do they know I can do it?

Now it's, like, the pressure's on

because it's like,
"Oh, shit, this is happening."

And I'm, like,
tripping the [bleep] out lowkey

because I have to really do this,
and I have to deliver.

You should be the female 007.

It should be a female.

Instead of a Bond girl,
it should be Bond boys.

-Bond boys with a female 007?
-[Allison] Yes. Yes, I like that.

-That would be epic.
-[Allison] That's your jam. That...

-I'd like a producing credit please.
-[Kim] Absolutely.

EP.

Totally.

I really love that idea,
to be honest, of the female 007.

Talk about emasculating. [laughing]

I also feel like you need less Botox
for more emotion, and I don't have it.

-Right, and then that's, like, a...
-[laughter]

I'm not gonna be gaining

-500 pounds for a role and losing.
-[laughter, bleeping]

I'm, like... Like, I'm just...
that's not where I need to be.

You know, like,
I feel like how am I gonna cry?

How am I gonna be scared outta my mind?

-I cannot move.
-[Allison] You're going to.

[laughter]

Alright, guys,
let's go face the music...

-[Allison] Yeah.
-...and see our children.

[laughter]

[ambient nature sounds]

[♪ "Light the Way" by Peter Verdell
ft. Leslie Powell playing]

♪ I'll be fine walking
through the wreckage ♪

♪ Gettin' stronger every time I break ♪

♪ Even when I know I can't control it ♪

♪ I'm gettin' stronger every step I take ♪

[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
Do you like that? That's your favorite?

I like that one.

I'm having a contraction right now.

♪♪

-What are we about to do?
-We're about to kiss.

-Right now.
-Oh, my baby's about to pop Rocky out.

-She's about to give birth.
-Pop him?

Yeah, you're gonna push him out.

-Push.
-Out of your vagina.

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

It's my first natural birth
I'll experience.

The baby actually exiting
out of the vagina.

-Are you excited?
-I'm a little frightened.

-You are?
-Yeah.

You're not gonna look at my vagina.

I'm gonna be right there.

I'm gonna catch him like a,

-like a basketball. Yeah.
-N-No, no, you can't. You can't.

-You can't be down there.
-Really?

I mean, you can, but I don't want you...

-You don't want me to see her like that?
-...to be traumatized...

-Yeah... Yeah.
-...by your favorite thing in the world.

Yeah... I get it.

It's October 29th.

I am going into labor

and starting to have some contractions.

We are going to head
to the hospital tonight.

Yeah.

Well, in case I have to go
to the hospital in a rush.

Mm-hmm.

Think Rocky was waiting for us to get our

Halloween photos done?

-Of course.
-And for his dad to finally say,

"I'm ready"?

I just don't want him to come out early.

-He's not early.
-I wanna make sure

his lungs are perfect,
everything's perfect.

-Yeah.
-And make sure he's nice and solid,

eight pounds.

-He's eight pounds.
-Yeah, I'd love that.

A couple months ago,
we had a terrifying scare

where I had to have
emergency fetal surgery.

Baby Rocky had to have fetal surgery
for fluid in his lung.

And it's super rare...

that this... the condition that he had,

but it's also super rare
and lucky that we caught it.

And thank you, God,
for a successful surgery.

I'm honestly just...

so grateful, I have no words.

I was definitely filled
with fear after the surgery,

and the fluid in his lungs
actually did start coming back.

And then I watched
this documentary called Heal

that was all about
the power of positive thinking

and how our thinking
can really affect our health.

And then I started talking
to the baby every day,

saying my prayers,
and after I had that mindset shift,

the fluid was completely gone

and we had not one single problem after.

[Travis Barker] You have everything?

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.
-[Travis] Yeah?

[♪ "Slow Hearts" by
Vanacore Music playing]

♪ But the years fly past ♪

With everything that we've been through,

to get to this place,
it's crazy that tonight

is when we're actually
going to the hospital,

and I think I'm just filled
with excited, anxious energy.

♪ Slow down your heart ♪

♪ Take it all in ♪

[Kourtney] I wanna see if I can zoom in
to the Hollywood sign.

Whoa, I can.

-So close, you have no idea.
-[Travis] Really?

[Kourtney] That's where Rocky's gonna go.

"Kourtney and Travis baby boy.

10/29."

Babe, we're already on 10/30.
They didn't change the date.

It's Monday.

This belly's gonna be gone soon.

We have been in this
hospital room overnight.

And nothing is happening.

I was three centimeters dilated
up until 4 a.m.,

and then nothing progressed.

And so, we're just here,
bouncing on a ball.

Trying to get things moving.

Look, I'm just going
in circles on this ball.

Oh, thank you, we're...
Nothing's happening.

We're just, like, sitting here.
I'm d... I'm not in any pain.

I don't know if his real birthday's
supposed to be Halloween or today.

That's why we're not sure
if we should get it moving.

But we have 12 hours.

True.

Yeah, I just feel like I want him to come
when he's meant to come.

I'm not feeling stressed,

but also, part of me feels like,
"Did we come too early?"

So, you do, like, a hundred abs... first?

[Travis] I'll do a thousand abs.

You better squeeze him out,
babe, he's gonna be 10 pounds.

-[laughs]
-[Kourtney] I'm not eating today.

And so, we went home,
ate at Crossroads, showered,

slept in our bed, and then
we have sex to get things going.

See if that helps.
That can help sometimes.

♪♪

[♪ mellow music playing]

♪ Got me wantin' more and more ♪

♪ Everything is new to me ♪

♪ This is what you do to me ♪

Yeah.

Rockay?

This morning,
we wake up and Travis tells me

that he thinks today's the day.

♪ This is new ♪

♪ This is new ♪

This is where it's all gonna happen.

[Travis] Is my baby ready?

[Kourtney] I don't know, baby, yeah.

-No, the answer's yes.
-Yes.

Travis brought his practice drum kit,

and how special to be drumming
to his son's heartbeat?

[♪ light rhythmic drumming]

The drumming sound is super relaxing and
calming to me.

Like, I heard it my whole pregnancy.
I would fall asleep to it.

[Travis] This baby's heard a metronome...

-a lot, babe.
-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

[Travis] He's gonna have great timing.

[♪ "This Is My Moment"
by Vanacore Music playing]

We've been here for a couple hours now,

and we're just getting things going.

They're getting ready
to start my epidural.

[Travis] Does Dr. Rad
need to be here or no?

We're not giving birth yet, babe.

[Travis] Okay, I don't know
how this works, you guys.

-[laughs] I don't know.
-Is that what you thought?

She's checking how dilated I am and then...

and then gonna break my water.

It was such a long journey to get here.

[Dr. Wood] So, what you really have is o...

-is one good follicle.
-Okay.

Every step of the way, like, with IVF...

[Dr. Thaïs] Look at that.

...and with conceiving naturally

on Valentine's Day.

-[bandmember] Hey, Travis!
-[crowd cheering]

They're gonna make out now,
I just know it.

[Kourtney] Even looking back
at the pregnancy and thinking

we were almost too afraid to feel it

because it felt like
is this too good to be true?

-[Travis] I wish I could do this for you.
-Mm.

[nurse] 'Kay, here it comes.

-[water breaks]
-The water?

-[machine beeping]
-[baby's heart beating]

[Travis chuckles]

Did you hear that, Mom?

-[Kris] What?
-The water.

[nurse] The little baby lake.

[Travis] She broke her water.

-[Kris] Oh.
-But we heard a big...

-[Travis] Yeah.
-...splash, like a big spill.

[Kris] Oh. That's amazing.

I think because of your epidural,

we can't tell if you're
having contractions

unless we look at the screen
'cause you're so calm.

[Kourtney] True.

[Kris] Which I think is amazing.

My mom is here, and this was not the plan.

Hey, Mom.

But my security comes
into the room and says,

"Your mom's pulling up any second,"
and I was like, "My mom?"

She's not invited.

And then I call her and she's on her way.

She's in the car and she says,
"Oh, I'm just in the area,

so I'm gonna come by."

And she was not in the area.

She came all the way from Hidden Hills.

I told Travis like,
"Oh, my God, my mom's coming."

And then Travis was like,
"If my mom was alive,

"she would be here.

Let your mom come."

This is where the baby's gonna go.

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.
-Rocky's little area.

You know what I've been
craving since yesterday?

-Yesterday when we talked about it...
-[Travis] Hm?

-...is Ritz Bits.
-[Travis] Oh, little crackers?

-[Kourtney] Mm.
-Rocky's gonna come out doin' front kicks.

[exhale grunts]

-[Kourtney] Front kicks?
-Front kicks.

We are four centimeters dilated.

Waiting.

Having contractions.

Can't wait to meet Rocky.

[Travis] The Queen of Halloween.

[Travis] Yeah, he doesn't wanna be
the King of Halloween, huh?

At 11:45 p.m., my doctor
checks me and says it's time.

Ooh, my whole body is shaking.

[nurse] It's time to have a baby, baby.

[Kris] Transition, baby, transition.

[Travis] It's time, babe.

[Kourtney] We are like,
"Oh, my gosh, it's 11:45.

"Is he gonna be born on Halloween,

or is he gonna be born on November first?"

And we're like, "Oh, my gosh,
what's it gonna be?"

And then we think, like, obviously,

whatever's meant to be is his birthday.

[nurse] So, I'm going to coach you.

-'Kay.
-[Travis] Just catch him if he pops out.

Well, Tra...
My mom can film if you'd rather,

and you could hold my hand,

or you might have to...

-[phone alarm ringing]
-[Kris] Oh shit.

-Oh, it's time, that's the alarm.
-[nurse] Oh.

[Travis laughs]

[nurse] I'm gonna get you
in the stirrups.

I'm gonna have you get onto your back.

-'Kay,
-[Kris] You got this, Kourt.

[Travis] It's time, baby.

Oh, my gosh, I'm so shaky.

[♪ mellow music playing]

[nurse] Do you feel it in your butt now?

I don't know what I feel.

I feel like I don't feel
[laughs] anything.

[Kris] You ready, Kourt?

Yeah, he's definitely November first

'cause we have five minutes 'til...

-[nurse] I believe in you.
-[Kris] I believe in you.

[nurse] I think you can do it.

In five.

[Kourtney] Right when Travis
started playing music,

I think he felt that he was gonna
have these rock vibes

and then right when
he went to select the music,

he went for some Frank Sinatra,

and we listened only to Frank Sinatra
during the birth.

[nurse] Just breathe. Send some
good oxygen down to him.

[♪ "That's Life" by Frank Sinatra
playing in room]

Counts of four. Alright, ready?

Take a deep breath in.

And you're gonna bring that column down.

Push out through your body.

Two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, and 10.

♪♪

[crosstalk]

♪ I said that's life ♪

Three, four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine, and 10.

-Good job.
-[crosstalk]

[nurse] And push.

-[nurse] Take a deep breath.
-[doctor] Right there.

[nurse] And push.

One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, and 10.

Come right back up. And push.

One, two, three...
You have to hold it. Hold five, hold six.

Hold your breath and push out
through your bottom.

...six, seven, eight, nine, and 10.

Great job.

♪♪

And the head is out.

Oh, my God, so good.

[baby crying]

[♪ mellow music playing]

[baby crying]

[overlapping chatter]

[nurse] You did great!

Beautiful.

[Kris laughs]

[crosstalk]

♪♪

[nurse] We have a boy. He's perfect.

Okay, let's wipe him down nice and easy.

Congratulations, everyone!

[Kris] Yay!

[Kourtney] I'm holding Rocky XIII Barker,

and it's everything I've ever dreamed of.

-[Kris] Congratulations.
-Thank you, Mom.

I'm so happy that my mom was here.

It turned out to be really special.

[Kris] Well, he's probably so happy
to be next to her.

Yeah, he's, like,
happy to be out of there.

[Kourtney] She's very, like, comforting,

and I think it was a special time for me,
her, and Travis

that we could all share
that experience together.

I think just everything we've been through

to get to this moment,
like, it just feels so surreal.

Hi, baby.

[Travis] [over phone] Hi, baby.

-I'm in my interview.
-[Travis] Oh, nice.

Is there anything you wanted to say about

the birth or that night?

Yeah.

Yes.

-I love you. Mwah.
-I love you. Mwah.

I have the most supportive
and amazing husband

I could ever dream of.

And I'm so happy
in my blissful baby bubble

and in love with Rocky.

[Travis] His little feet.

[Kourtney] Mm.

You should watch the video
and see what he was born to, babe.

[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.

I wanna know what song,
like, he popped out to.

[Kourtney] The song that is playing

right when Rocky is born is That's Life.

The song just came up in the playlist,

and we were like, "What a perfect song."

The way that it all happened
is just such a reminder

that God's timing is everything.

[Rocky crying]

-[breeze blowing]
-[crickets chirping]

[Khloé] Next on, The Kardashians...

[Kim] Oh, my God,
I haven't seen any of this.

I'm in the middle of
planning Christmas Eve.

So, there will be snow in the front?

I just have a full white Christmas vision.

-[♪ upbeat holiday music plays]
-[thunder booming]

Doing, like, where you stay home

for 40 days and 40 nights.

-[Tatum Thompson] Pasta!
-Pasta.

There's no other place I would rather be

than here with my kids.

Work it out.

[Kim] You're just, like,
fine in Hidden Hills.

Your kids rule your life.
Live your [bleep] life!

Get out!

[Kris]
One of my most important jobs

is planning a family vacation.

I feel like something isn't safe.

[♪ "Keep Coming Back"
by Vanacore Music playing]

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ I keep comin' back for more ♪

♪ I gotta keep comin' back for more ♪

♪♪

♪ I keep comin' back for more ♪

♪ I gotta keep comin' back for more ♪

-♪ Back for more ♪
-[♪ song ends]

Um, spider.

Spider, and it's not a Halloween one.

[squealing]

Oh, my God, right here.

Nope. No, no, no.

-Where your f...
-[producer] Oh God, oh God.

Climbin' around the boom.

Oh. [laughing] Please don't.

[squealing]

That would be amazing.

That face was like. [laughing]

[bell tolls]