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Previously on The
Kardashians...
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We all wanna congratulate
Kourtney and Travis.
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We cannot wait to
meet Baby Rocky.
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I don't think you were
supposed to say... Baby!
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Tonight is the premiere
of American Horror Story.
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You were really, really good.
They called me and were like,
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"Do you think Kim would
wanna do her own show?"
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So, last year, I made
a commitment to myself
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that I was gonna slow down.
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I was lying to myself.
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Is there any, like,
hope for Tristan
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- or is that just, like...
- No. No.
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Everyone has been really judgy
about how I spend my time
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because I'm not dating.
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I'm a control freak.
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Tonight is Kim's birthday party.
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Kim better not be
12 hours late today.
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Last year, she was
definitely over an hour.
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Khloé is unbearable
these days.
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I'm not in the mood to deal.
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She needs to get out
and live her life.
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Kimberly! Happy birthday, babe.
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♪ Hey, hey, what's the deal ♪
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♪ I say spin the wheel ♪
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- Hi, babe.
- Hi!
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Aw, hello!
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Sorry if I stink.
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No, you don't stink at all.
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No, I came from my workout.
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Well, that's just
downstairs, boo.
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I'm so much happier at home,
if you guys can't tell.
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I don't feel like, "God,
I gotta be out there."
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I do not have FOMO.
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I feel great about what I did
last night, which was nothing.
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Where's Tatum? Is he asleep?
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No, he just went to the park.
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I need my baby fix.
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Oh, my gosh.
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So, I've been
working on a project,
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and I need your input
and your support.
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- Okay. Obviously.
- I wanna have another baby.
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- With who?
- We don't know.
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- What?
- We don't know.
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So, are we looking for a man?
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- No.
- Oh, okay.
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I just think I might have to
go to the sperm bank, ya know?
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Okay.
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Oh.
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A sperm bank, okay. Well...
I'll try anything once.
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I mean, let's-let's-let's
see what this is about.
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I have embryos if you want one.
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I mean, that's not a
terrible idea, actually.
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They're not.
They're really cute.
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I bet... I mean, you
make great babies.
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- But could you imagine?
- Oh, that would be super weird.
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- But okay, so we wanna have another baby?
- I mean, no... Well...
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Yeah.
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Malika has a beautiful
three-and-a-half-year-old son named Ace.
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She's never wanted
an only child.
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She's always wanted to
have siblings for him.
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Obviously, her situation is different.
She's not with the father of her son.
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And respectfully, there's
just no prospects.
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I don't wanna be, like,
42, 45 and pregnant.
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I'm like, "I fought
for this body."
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- Mm-hmm.
- But if I'm gonna carry, like,
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it has to happen almost now
'cause I'm not a spring chicken,
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you know, but...
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if I was gonna use a
surrogate, then I have time.
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Why don't we just ask Rob
to give you some sperm?
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- I mean...
- He's a good catch.
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Excuse me, we like to keep this
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- in the family.
- Oh, my God.
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Would you like to donate?
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You guys have already
slept together.
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- Hello?
- Hi, baby.
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- Hey.
- Um, I'm with Malika.
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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- Hey, Rob.
- Hey.
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Real serious question,
though. Like, Bible serious.
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Malika wants to
have another kid.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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And she was gonna go to a
sperm bank to get sperm,
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- but I just said why not get it from you?
- I can't anymore.
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- What?
- Is it broke?
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Rob, just... You don't have
to... You just put it in a cup.
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I can't anymore.
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What, are you tired
from last night?
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But what does that have
to do for the sperm?
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I just said I can't anymore.
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Okay.
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What, what don't you get?
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Okay, well, we have time
to prepare her womb,
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so we could prepare your penis.
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So, we could... You just simmer
on this conversation, okay?
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I just told you
I can't anymore.
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Okay. I love you. This is
weirder than I thought.
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I love you guys.
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- Okay, love you too. Bye.
- Love you more.
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My brother is just, like...
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He's just disgusting and we
can't ever just talk normal.
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But... I don't think
there's a problem.
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I do wanna ask you,
if you can, whenever,
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I can make an appointment
when you can go with me.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, it's the sperm bank part
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that I just am like... I
have a head thing about it.
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And what is your fears
about the sperm bank?
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I guess it's... maybe my
disappointment with not
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doing it the way I
th-thought I would do it,
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like, being married
and all those things.
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You don't fantasize
about, as little girls.
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You're not like, "Oh, one day
I wanna go to a sperm bank
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and have another child."
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Like, these aren't things
that... you think about as a kid.
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But for women, the older you get,
time is ticking, and blah, blah, blah,
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so... women put the
pressure on themselves.
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I really can't believe
I'm gonna do it.
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- Step by step.
- I can just make you my baby daddy.
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Oh, my God. Yes.
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♪ Step on the scene,
now I'm causin' havoc ♪
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♪ Lookin' so good,
gotta have it ♪
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♪ Watch me go like ♪
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Everyone in my family's so busy,
so when they stop by, it is nice.
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And Khloé has taken me to a
couple doctor's appointments.
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So, like, she's been really
supportive and helpful.
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There we go.
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Okay.
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Just hold it up.
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Yay!
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Oh. Kourtney, get
over yourself.
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- Do you like this?
- Is that Kimberly Noel?
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- Do you recognize?
- From the Met?
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When you feel like a couch,
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- you might as well dress like one.
- Oh, my God. You, l... You need help?
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Yeah, we just took photos for
a... my Halloween costume.
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Oh, that's cute!
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This dress is actually
really pretty.
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'Ello, babes.
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Least you don't have to
wear a prosthetic bump.
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I don't.
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I called Kim the other
day and I was like,
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"How funny would it be
if I did your dress?"
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And she's like, "Oh, my
God, I'm sending it over."
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It was here within,
like, literally an hour.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Do you know that for Halloween,
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Kourtney is wearing my Met ball
dress that looks like the couch?
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- Stop.
- Yeah.
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- Brilliant.
- But should she post it
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and say, "Freaky Friday"?
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What if people
don't think it's...
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Like, they don't understand
the Freaky Friday
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and they think she's calling...
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Well, they wouldn't
'cause it's you.
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No, they're not
gonna say a "freak".
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They would... I think
they would get it.
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Are you posting it today?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah. I think they would totally get it.
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I'm so excited.
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Cute!
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So, my caption's just
gonna be, "Freaky Friday."
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Like, they swapped.
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- You get it?
- Wow.
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I would have to say Kendall
Jenner because why the not?
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I'm gonna be a supermodel
going around town.
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I could hook up with this per...
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Not that Kendall does that,
but I would be doin' that.
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Hookin' up with every
person, drunk as a skunk.
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No kids, no responsi...
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She has responsibilities, but,
like, you know what I mean.
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Like, I don't have to
wake up for carpool.
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I don't have to make
someone's lunch.
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I am a supermodel
with my Doberman
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and a tequila bottle
for breakfast.
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I would do it every day.
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Leave that man wherever I
just him last. Like, yeah.
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Like, she definitely doesn't
do any of those things.
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That's why she's
wasting her life.
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You're wasting it, Kendall.
Let me be you for a second.
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So, what if you have
your baby on Halloween?
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Are you against that or
you're, like, thrilled?
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No, I want whatever...
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Uh, okay, stop with
your bullshit answer.
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- Like, your PC answer.
- No, I want that.
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- Be serious.
- I'm serious. Of...
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Who wouldn't want Halloween? It's
my... one of my favorite holidays.
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Ugh, I would die.
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No. Ugh. Skeletons, spiders, orange,
you're scaring me, a knife, an ax?
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No, no, no. I want nothing
to do with Halloween.
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It's ridiculous.
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You would love it if you
r-rolled in there in your costume
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and the doctor is wearing
a pumpkin costume?
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- Yes.
- And they're like, "Spread 'em, baby!"
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What a fun experience.
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Okay.
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You want me to be giving birth
and my vagina's, like, ripped open
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while there's the doctor
dressed up as, like, Peter Pan?
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No.
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I would actually be upset if
people didn't have costumes,
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and now, I'm actually gonna get
some sort of ears to have ready.
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Wow, you're a
better girl than I.
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We knew that.
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I am ready to get this dress off,
though, if you wanna help me. Ooh.
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Of course, darling.
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Okay.
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Relief.
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Do you need help
once you're in there?
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No, I'm just gonna...
See? I can barely walk.
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Khloé, did you like
being pregnant?
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Listen, it's hard.
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My ass was bigger
than my stomach.
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Look at this photo.
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Like, which one's the
pregnant belly? Which side?
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I could do this and
you wouldn't know.
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You look so pretty.
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Should we do a check-in?
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Are you feeling light and happy
or are you feeling dark and heavy?
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- Which one?
- Rawr.
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I mean, I always try to
be on the lighter side.
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Who the wants to
be dark and heavy?
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Sometimes you can
be. Let's not...
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Let's not...
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Sometimes you can be too, babe.
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Are you having sex?
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I am not, but thank you for your
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- hard-hitting questions.
- I wouldn't think so, to be honest.
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Like, if it happens,
it happens. I'm not...
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I don't know.
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I don't want this to be mean,
but, like, having Tristan, like,
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off and, like, working,
like, I feel so...
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good that, like, he's in
Cleveland and he's out doing...
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Like, I just feel like,
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"Okay, like,
there's a separation
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- "and it's good."
- Yeah, I just said that to Travis
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the other day. I was like,
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"I feel like now
that Tristan is gone,
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that maybe Khloé could
be, like, free to..."
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- Yeah, just...
- Just even, like, go out and have fun.
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- Just anything.
- Yeah.
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I love Kourt for being
that concerned about me,
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but I'm very content, I'm happy.
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I feel like I'm thriving in my
own little circle and world,
242
00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:07,584
but, like, just even to think
about someone being in my space
243
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or I have to share my
TV with them or my bed,
244
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I'm like, "No."
245
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,174
No means no and that's
all you gotta know.
246
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:18,971
I'm just finding my rhythm
again in life, I guess.
247
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,068
I am really tired and my
birthday was exhausting.
248
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,863
My mom always tells
me to slow down.
249
00:11:35,946 --> 00:11:38,657
Hello. Where in
the world are ya?
250
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,368
Oh, you're just sitting
in your living room?
251
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,537
Chilling?
252
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:47,082
And then, on the other hand, she's like,
"Um, okay, so I got this deal for you.
253
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You have to do it. I'm
booking you for it."
254
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,045
It's like, "I just
wanna sleep in."
255
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,131
I gotta get back to
my natural energy.
256
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:58,177
With some feather boots
on. You are fancy.
257
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,636
So, how was the meeting?
258
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,638
- How did it go?
- It was so good.
259
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:06,393
Ryan Murphy came over to pitch Kim
and I an idea about a new show.
260
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:08,059
So, here's the idea.
261
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:13,650
So, Kim is the world's best,
most expensive divorce lawyer.
262
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:15,402
- Oh.
- And she has her own firm.
263
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,615
The network liked it so much
264
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:23,535
that they decided to just jump
into another project together.
265
00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,413
Ya know, like they say,
"while the iron is hot".
266
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,333
We pitched it and there
was a whole boardroom
267
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,543
and they were so excited.
268
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:36,131
And I got in the car and I got a
text in two seconds from the network
269
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:39,092
that said, "We can't wait
to work with you and Ryan."
270
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This is perfect for you.
271
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It really is.
272
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:46,767
It's just... I really have to,
like, wrap my head around this.
273
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,912
- Like, we're doing this.
- But he knows that. He is so...
274
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:52,356
I just really have to map it all
out 'cause it all has to, like...
275
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,775
- Line up.
- It'll be interesting just how
276
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,485
I figure this all out.
277
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,320
Another chapter for you.
278
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:01,615
- Mm-hmm.
- Like, a whole new career.
279
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,298
If I think about just what I
have going on in the next week,
280
00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:07,162
I did a collab with
SKIMS and Swarovski,
281
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:10,249
and we're doing the whole
store opening in New York.
282
00:13:10,332 --> 00:13:12,251
SKIMS Men's is launching.
283
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:16,338
I'm shooting a GQ cover,
I'm launching a nipple bra.
284
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:20,884
But somehow, I'm gonna squeeze
in a whole new TV project.
285
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,928
How was your birthday
with the kids?
286
00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:25,889
I thought my birthday, I'd
have a f... a day to myself.
287
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:29,935
I was stuck doing everything
that everyone else wanted to do.
288
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,939
I was stuck watching YouTube
unboxing videos on my birthday.
289
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,484
I had a FIFA tournament,
Color Me Mine.
290
00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:39,319
You should see the
ugly thing I made.
291
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,072
Like, this is not what I wanted
to be doing on my birth...
292
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:46,410
I need to sit my kids down and be
like, "This isn't Mother's Day."
293
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,370
"Like, this is my day.
294
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:51,582
"Do you think a mom wants
to go to Color Me Mine
295
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,877
"one more time on her birthday?"
296
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:57,212
Whose birthday is it?
297
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,714
- No, I was tortured.
- I would,
298
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,357
- I would die.
- Just make me breakfast.
299
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:01,925
- That's a great birthday.
- Yeah.
300
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,348
To lock my door, not
get out of my bed,
301
00:14:08,432 --> 00:14:11,059
and eat cookies and cream
ice cream all day long.
302
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,103
That's what would've
been my dream.
303
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:16,190
But no. No one cares
about my dreams.
304
00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:18,400
Not four kids, at least.
305
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:23,906
I think that we've all, as
moms, been through some days
306
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:26,200
where we don't wanna be
doing what we're doing,
307
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,161
but we do it for our
kids, so... come on, Kim.
308
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:32,247
Suck it up, and do a
little Color Me Mine.
309
00:14:32,331 --> 00:14:33,957
Having four is hard.
310
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,876
It's, like, a madhouse.
311
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,629
Your house is a circus
because you have a lot.
312
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,589
And you have a lot going on.
313
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,301
I'm gonna get my shit together
and I'm gonna be a drill sergeant.
314
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,094
Like, Khloé is so tough.
315
00:14:46,178 --> 00:14:48,347
Well, have you talked
to her about this?
316
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:51,433
- No, because she's just very judgmental.
- 'Cause she...
317
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:52,935
Oh.
318
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,062
She's very judgmental...
319
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,980
- Yeah.
- If things aren't perfection.
320
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,566
I'd say I'm, like, half
of a Khloé parenter
321
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,527
and half of a Kourtney parenter.
322
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:06,406
Kourtney's like, "It's all love.
Do what you want," you know?
323
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,993
But then I also get Khloé
and I-I get that order,
324
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:14,540
but it's difficult for me to
be a really strict parent.
325
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:18,627
You're gonna have to create some
boundaries for everybody else,
326
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,965
including me, including your friends,
including some business associates.
327
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:26,844
Being a mom, being a working
mom, it's really hard.
328
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,555
I know Kim
329
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:33,183
and I know how she
thrives on her workload,
330
00:15:33,267 --> 00:15:35,769
but we all still need a
little bit of balance.
331
00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:39,273
You just need to create
a world for yourself
332
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,817
where less people
have access to you.
333
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,528
And everyone else can off.
334
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,821
Mm-hmm.
335
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,552
Perfection, as always.
You bring nothing less.
336
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,636
Look up.
337
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:13,640
Oh, my God. Kim is in a
good mood today, guys.
338
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,934
I'm either in a good
mood or I'm like,
339
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,227
"that hoe
340
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:20,355
- "and everyone's a idiot."
- It's never towards us, but she just...
341
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:22,399
I think today's
shoot will be cool.
342
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:26,570
I'm shooting the GQ
Man of the Year cover.
343
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,655
- Hey.
- Hi.
344
00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:30,157
Good morning.
345
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,117
How are you?
346
00:16:32,201 --> 00:16:33,887
Can I show you an
idea for a picture
347
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,597
- and see what you think?
- Yeah, of course.
348
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:38,183
'Cause this... Obviously, we're playing
with all this tailoring and menswear
349
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:41,418
- and there's this iconic Demi...
- Yeah.
350
00:16:41,502 --> 00:16:43,420
- God, I love that. Love that.
- Shoot.
351
00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:47,382
Well, I'm so glad that I have
a little bit of clout here,
352
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:48,800
being GQ's Man of the Year
353
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:52,429
'cause at home, like, I've
turned into the embarrassing mom,
354
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,847
the cringey mom.
355
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:57,476
Do you think I'm a cool
mom or am I a cringey mom?
356
00:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,021
I'm a cringe mom?
357
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:04,316
Are you the new North?
North says I'm so cringe.
358
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,944
- Do I look like the GQ Man of the Year?
- Probably.
359
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,198
♪ Look at me ♪
360
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:13,617
♪ Hey ♪
361
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:19,289
My kids, they say "gyat"
and "gyat" means a big butt.
362
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,333
I got it off TikTok,
363
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,461
and it was, like,
made you feel so old
364
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:27,256
when you don't know what,
like, the slang words are.
365
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,049
♪ I'll make a splash ♪
366
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,467
♪ I'll mix it up ♪
367
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,803
♪ I'm feelin' bad ♪
368
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,513
♪ I'm feelin' young ♪
369
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,933
So, I was like, "Guys, we're
late. We've 'gyat' to go."
370
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,394
And they were like...
371
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:43,230
"Mom, you're so embarrassing!"
372
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:46,608
♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪
373
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:50,112
I just told the story how I'd
said, "You've 'gyat' to go."
374
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,489
Why am I so cringey?
Why am I so annoying?
375
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:55,426
First, you're so cringey 'cause
you're saying those words.
376
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,994
Gyat damn.
377
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,329
Oh, she hung up on me.
378
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:04,334
Next stop, I'm heading to New
York to my Swarovski collab
379
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:05,711
and it's gonna be amazing.
380
00:18:05,794 --> 00:18:07,421
♪ I think I'll try it on ♪
381
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:19,057
Are you excited? Are you
nervous? What's happening?
382
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:23,020
I'm... nervous 'cause I
know that this is crazy.
383
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,440
Yeah, but this is not...
You're not deciding anything.
384
00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,710
- No, I know, but still.
- We're gonna just see how we feel
385
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,569
once we gather information.
386
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:33,989
Today is the day that Malika
and I are going to a sperm bank
387
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:37,701
to get educated on the
whole sperm bank idea.
388
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,287
Okay. Where is the sperm bank?
389
00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:44,917
I don't know why I thought
this was a parking spot.
390
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,752
Clearly I've never
driven before.
391
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:49,087
Okay, if I pass out
while we're in here...
392
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,884
Shortest skirt in the
world, but I got this.
393
00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:58,972
Yeah, she wanted to wear a
black and white striped cardigan
394
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,816
to come here. I said,
"Come on, Beetlejuice."
395
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:02,601
"You've gotta spruce
it up a little bit.
396
00:19:02,684 --> 00:19:05,395
Ya never know what sperm
you're gonna run into."
397
00:19:05,479 --> 00:19:07,105
Hi, how are you?
398
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,566
Good. Welcome to
California Cryobank.
399
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:11,151
Sh... We're here for Malika.
400
00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,070
Feel free to ask
us any questions.
401
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,364
- We'll follow you.
- Yeah. Excellent.
402
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,658
Oh, and we could play
ping-pong and talk about sperm.
403
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,785
Yes. Ping pong, sperm.
404
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:23,247
You guys are gonna get
some couture to wear
405
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,998
while we head into the lab.
406
00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:27,292
- Thank you.
- Is something gonna splash on us?
407
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:28,585
- Nope.
- Okay.
408
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:30,480
Just makin' sure. I was like...
409
00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:32,524
- You're very safe.
- I was like, "That's a little gross."
410
00:19:32,548 --> 00:19:34,883
I actually respect a lab coat.
411
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:38,720
I would like cleanliness
protection at a sperm bank.
412
00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,448
These are the tanks
with donor sperm.
413
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,283
That's what the... how the
sperm donors are labeled.
414
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,934
That's a lot of donor.
415
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,104
You just lift the lid, you're
like, "Hey! Ya in there?"
416
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:51,066
It's small. I thought these
freezers were, like, ginormous size.
417
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,943
Sperm isn't that big, I guess.
418
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,463
- Where would you like us to sit?
- I think the two of you here,
419
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:56,881
- so you can see the computer...
- Nice.
420
00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,967
So you'll have a chance to
look at some donors, too.
421
00:19:58,991 --> 00:20:01,201
- Oh. Yeah!
- Oh, my God.
422
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:05,455
I would imagine people are going
for your physical attributes
423
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,875
and I don't know if that's
the right way to go about it.
424
00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:12,171
This is one of the most personal
choices you may ever make, right?
425
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:14,298
And so, you gotta see
what jumps out at you.
426
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:18,969
These donors are either,
uh, platinum or silver.
427
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,053
So, the platinum donors,
428
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,974
you would be the only person
that has access to those...
429
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:25,517
to that donor's vials.
430
00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:27,186
I think we start there.
431
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,855
- Okay.
- We're, we're learning.
432
00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,148
Thank you so much.
433
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:33,775
- "Let's do 5'8" and taller? Okay.
- No. Yeah, that's, like...
434
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:36,278
Even six. Let's get rid
of 6'3" and whatever.
435
00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:37,696
Oh.
436
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:41,450
- Oh, that's a cute baby.
- Okay, let's look at him. He's 6'2".
437
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:43,327
You better talk about it.
438
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:46,955
African American, French
Canadian, German, and Polish.
439
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:48,832
He was really cute as a baby.
440
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:51,251
We can see the donor's photos
441
00:20:51,335 --> 00:20:53,879
from infancy to,
like, two years old.
442
00:20:53,962 --> 00:20:57,216
But I don't give a what you
looked like when you were born.
443
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:00,928
6'2", athletically built,
guidance counselor.
444
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,764
Huh, it's a lotta Canadians.
445
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,682
Canadian and British people.
446
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,769
- Yeah.
- I love British. And Canadians are nice.
447
00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:12,523
He's a bowler? Hm.
It's a no for me.
448
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,441
"Has a heart of gold."
449
00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:17,861
How the do they know that?
'Cause I could say anything.
450
00:21:17,945 --> 00:21:19,947
I could say I'm Simone Biles.
451
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:25,244
I think that this is such an
amazing place for so many people
452
00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:29,498
and, like, how cool that
we have this option,
453
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:35,420
but do I think we can try a couple
different avenues before this stop? Yes.
454
00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:37,840
- How did it all go?
- It's still weird for me.
455
00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:40,843
Most people we speak
to, this isn't plan A,
456
00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:44,888
and it might not even be plan B, and
so, we are very sensitive to that.
457
00:21:44,972 --> 00:21:47,933
But it also means that you're
not alone in those feelings.
458
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:50,018
It's a stressful process.
459
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:51,788
And so, it is okay to
take your time with it.
460
00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:55,148
- I know you have your timeline, but like...
- Yeah. Ugh, now I'm gonna cry.
461
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:56,984
- Why?
- It's okay to take...
462
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,187
- Why are you crying?
- Your time and do what's right
463
00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,405
for you and your family
when you're ready.
464
00:22:15,711 --> 00:22:17,212
I know Malika's freaking out.
465
00:22:17,296 --> 00:22:22,551
She's super emo and she
is internally sobbing.
466
00:22:22,634 --> 00:22:26,263
She is thinking about, like, every
wrong thing she's ever done in her life.
467
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:29,308
I know who she is. She
cries at bank commercials.
468
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:32,978
So, this isn't goin' good
for her inside. I know.
469
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:39,061
I'm thankful to have the education,
but, like, I feel overwhelmed.
470
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:47,075
I mean, nothing's final
until, like, it is.
471
00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:51,330
I'm totally certain that I'm
going to have another baby.
472
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,874
I'm just not all
that clear about
473
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:57,336
- how I'm gonna get there. Yeah.
- You get there.
474
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,046
And I think you're
doing the smart thing
475
00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:01,340
by getting all the
information you can
476
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,592
and then you make your
decision what's best for you.
477
00:23:03,675 --> 00:23:08,931
I mean, I went a nontraditional
route, as well, to get my son
478
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:13,018
and I really think that
if Malika or anyone
479
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:16,730
has their hopes on
having a family...
480
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:21,235
then, you know, people have to do what
they have to do to get the end result.
481
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:22,319
Well, thank you.
482
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:23,922
- You're so welcome.
- You've been so helpful.
483
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:26,949
I do feel educated and
that was the real point.
484
00:23:27,032 --> 00:23:29,868
I think it's a great thing that
this exists to have as an option.
485
00:23:29,952 --> 00:23:31,954
And I'm not totally
ruling it out,
486
00:23:32,037 --> 00:23:35,165
but all that I learned
kinda made me go like, "God,
487
00:23:35,249 --> 00:23:38,460
I gotta, like, act like I like someone
and just have a baby with him."
488
00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:41,296
Think my whole tush is
out, but that's fine.
489
00:23:41,672 --> 00:23:43,882
- Thank you, guys.
- Bye.
490
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,510
And I need a drink.
Can we go get a drink?
491
00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,679
- Well, at your house. That's fine too.
- Sure. Yeah.
492
00:23:48,762 --> 00:23:50,156
I know that's where
you wanna go anyway.
493
00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,933
I'm like, "Ah, we're
going to see real people?"
494
00:23:59,064 --> 00:24:00,274
♪ Move ♪
495
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,152
I had all these
pumpkins, like, set up.
496
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:05,654
They're so cute.
497
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,531
We're at Travis's now.
498
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:12,244
Because Travis and I have really
been taking our time with...
499
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:17,708
figuring out where it makes
sense for us to live together,
500
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:21,795
because the kids are all so
comfortable in their spaces,
501
00:24:21,879 --> 00:24:26,216
but it feels like we've kinda
figured out a plan for now.
502
00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:30,679
So, we're gonna move into his
house, which is a block away,
503
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:35,309
and then redo my house
at the same time...
504
00:24:35,392 --> 00:24:37,769
so that we can all be together,
505
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:41,231
living together under
one roof with the baby.
506
00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:43,525
Oh, this is so cute!
507
00:24:43,609 --> 00:24:44,878
Look at the dining room.
508
00:24:44,902 --> 00:24:46,862
And then you should carve
at least one of 'em.
509
00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:50,032
Oh, my God. Oh, my
God. You did this?
510
00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,801
Like, I had it
all, like, set up,
511
00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,244
so when he got back it was,
like... felt like Halloween
512
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:59,082
'cause he was missing...
two weeks of it on tour.
513
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:03,086
Everything that needs to be
over at Travis's is there.
514
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:07,466
And we just had the
baby's closet built out,
515
00:25:07,549 --> 00:25:11,887
so that he has... a
cute, little closet.
516
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:17,726
And yeah, I'm just excited to organize
and put away all of his clothes.
517
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,772
Wait, you have a drum set
where the baby sleeps?
518
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:24,274
- Yep.
- This is not normal, Kourtney.
519
00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:27,444
He's gonna get
used to some drums.
520
00:25:27,528 --> 00:25:30,531
How can you play drums if
the crib is right there?
521
00:25:30,614 --> 00:25:32,008
He was getting ready for tour.
522
00:25:32,032 --> 00:25:34,034
- He has to practice.
- In the bedroom?
523
00:25:34,117 --> 00:25:37,621
You have a huge house and you're
practicing next to the bed?
524
00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,040
Okay. This is the stuff
that I have to put away
525
00:25:40,123 --> 00:25:41,976
- 'cause now this is...
- This isn't normal.
526
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,418
- Crazy.
- It's not normal.
527
00:25:43,502 --> 00:25:47,422
None of this goes here
without baskets, you know?
528
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:48,507
Oh.
529
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,510
Totally hormones.
She's ready to pop.
530
00:25:51,593 --> 00:25:53,279
So, he doesn't have
that many clothes.
531
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:56,557
This is a real vintage shirt
from Pirates of the Caribbean.
532
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,642
- Stop.
- Isn't that so cute?
533
00:25:58,851 --> 00:26:00,352
The baby is gonna fill up...
534
00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,121
- And this I didn't finish.
- This whole thing.
535
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,231
We have to get a cover on
that and then where's...
536
00:26:04,314 --> 00:26:06,149
Do you... Should we
get another table?
537
00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,402
I used to always say to my mom,
538
00:26:08,485 --> 00:26:11,238
when she would
harass me... about,
539
00:26:11,321 --> 00:26:13,949
"You don't have this done yet
and this isn't put together."
540
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:17,077
And I would say, "People
had babies in caves
541
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:21,415
"without a diaper, without
a wipe, without a pacifier,
542
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,001
without anything, and
they were all okay."
543
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:26,295
What if your water
broke, like, right now?
544
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:30,757
Well, let's not say that
'cause I am not ready.
545
00:26:30,841 --> 00:26:33,051
Oh. Well, after we're done.
546
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:35,762
Well, no, my husband's
on a plane coming home.
547
00:26:35,846 --> 00:26:39,349
Oh, okay... Okay,
then when he lands.
548
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:42,436
No, I need to, like, have sex.
549
00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:45,314
What?
550
00:26:45,397 --> 00:26:48,400
This is how you
talk to your mother?
551
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:52,321
This is TMI, and I
don't need to know this.
552
00:26:52,404 --> 00:26:54,740
Not... I'm looking at
her and thinking...
553
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,826
Ya know, the visual,
it's just... No, no, no.
554
00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:59,411
Just keep it to yourself.
555
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:02,748
This is wild.
556
00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:05,226
- Okay, so we have one...
- That sex is taking a priority
557
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:06,877
to a birth?
558
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,797
Yeah, 'cause then you can't
have sex for six weeks after.
559
00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:16,237
- Just Travis.
- Not your mom?
560
00:27:16,261 --> 00:27:18,430
- Nope.
- No sisters?
561
00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:21,350
Nope. Unless I feel
super stressed out
562
00:27:21,433 --> 00:27:23,060
and I call Khloé or something,
563
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:25,479
but because I had a
high-risk pregnancy,
564
00:27:25,562 --> 00:27:28,482
I need to feel
good and stay calm,
565
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:34,565
so the unplanned plan is that I
just want it... to just be us.
566
00:27:34,905 --> 00:27:37,324
Today is our
three-year anniversary
567
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:41,495
of the first time that
we were ever together.
568
00:27:41,578 --> 00:27:44,581
- So, this is your sex anniversary?
- And our...
569
00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:48,877
- And then a year later, we got engaged.
- Your sex-aversary?
570
00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:52,214
We got engaged one year
later on the same date.
571
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,049
Oh, I know. I was there.
572
00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:57,636
Just to be clear, I was
there when they got engaged.
573
00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,180
Not... the other thing.
574
00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:04,184
Wait, so I got the
coolest gift for...
575
00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:07,479
our... anniversary today.
576
00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:11,567
- And it's coming...
- You give gifts for the annual
577
00:28:11,650 --> 00:28:14,611
- sex-aversary?
- It's also our engagement.
578
00:28:14,695 --> 00:28:17,489
It was, like, you have,
like, one life on this planet
579
00:28:17,573 --> 00:28:20,242
and I feel like we
like to be, like,
580
00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:24,246
- havin' extra reasons to be, like...
- Celebrate.
581
00:28:24,329 --> 00:28:26,582
Yeah. Do I just put
this in here for now?
582
00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:28,417
So, what'd you get as a gift?
583
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,129
The movie that we watched,
you know, the first time...
584
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:34,131
- Uh-huh.
- Was True Romance,
585
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:35,966
and it's his favorite movie.
586
00:28:36,049 --> 00:28:39,678
And so, I found
the wedding rings.
587
00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,906
- Stop.
- Their actual wedding rings
588
00:28:41,930 --> 00:28:43,098
from the movie.
589
00:28:43,182 --> 00:28:46,185
- The actual rings they used in the movie?
- Yeah.
590
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:49,313
Who... What prop company
would save those?
591
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,440
Look, this is a
"Lovey" blanket.
592
00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:52,858
Oh, that's cute.
593
00:28:54,026 --> 00:28:55,944
Mickey and Minnie
have to be together.
594
00:28:56,028 --> 00:28:58,363
Did you see there was, like,
a viral thing on the internet
595
00:28:58,447 --> 00:28:59,948
that they broke up?
596
00:29:00,032 --> 00:29:02,034
- Minnie and Mickey?
- Yeah.
597
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:07,247
It was, like, after, like, 92
years together or something,
598
00:29:07,331 --> 00:29:08,540
they broke up.
599
00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:12,395
- Well, like I said...
- This little tag can come off.
600
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:15,297
Don't believe everything
ya hear on the internet.
601
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,800
Minnie and Mickey got together
and decided it was a good idea.
602
00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:21,094
I don't know what happened.
Blame it on the mouse.
603
00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:23,263
Yes!
604
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:25,265
Feels so heavy when I walk,
605
00:29:25,349 --> 00:29:30,145
and the doctor told me he's
not even down, like, super low.
606
00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,981
When's the actual due date?
607
00:29:33,065 --> 00:29:34,399
November 7th.
608
00:29:34,483 --> 00:29:36,902
Can you believe it's so
close to your birthday?
609
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:41,031
That probably means you were conceived
on Valentine's Day like I was.
610
00:29:41,114 --> 00:29:43,951
- Like he was.
- Oh, that's interesting.
611
00:29:44,034 --> 00:29:47,037
Yeah, that's why they say
Scorpios are really sexual.
612
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:49,206
- Maybe it's 'cause they were...
- I'm a love child.
613
00:29:49,289 --> 00:29:52,668
- Conceived on Valentine's Day.
- For sure. I know for sure now.
614
00:29:58,841 --> 00:30:00,008
♪ Oo wah, oo wah ♪
615
00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:01,802
♪ Oo wah, oo wah, oo wah ♪
616
00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:06,098
- Kenny? Hi!
- Hey.
617
00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:08,100
- Hey!
- Just getting dressed.
618
00:30:08,183 --> 00:30:09,994
Do you need a brush for
your hair or anything?
619
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:12,080
- You know what, Mom?
- Like she's five.
620
00:30:12,104 --> 00:30:14,374
- off.
- Can I brush your hair, Kendall?
621
00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:15,941
What are you trying to say?
622
00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:17,651
Kelsey, do y... do
you think she should
623
00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:19,945
brush the back of her hair?
624
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:22,698
- Mom! Leave me alone!
- She looks like a rugrat.
625
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:26,368
We are at my old high
school, Sierra Canyon,
626
00:30:26,451 --> 00:30:29,663
and today is their
Mental Health Day.
627
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:33,250
So, they invited me to come
speak and answer some questions,
628
00:30:33,333 --> 00:30:34,918
so I'm really happy to be here.
629
00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:36,920
I have a brush in
my bag right here.
630
00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:39,006
No, I don't need a brush!
631
00:30:39,089 --> 00:30:41,341
- This is my vibe.
- Oh, that's a vibe?
632
00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:44,386
Wait, is that a vibe
these days? Messy hair?
633
00:30:44,469 --> 00:30:48,265
In high school, who was the
best student of all your kids?
634
00:30:48,348 --> 00:30:51,435
Oh, I'm not gonna
say that. No, no, no.
635
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:53,812
Who got into the most trouble?
636
00:30:53,896 --> 00:30:57,316
Khloé. Sorry, Khloé.
637
00:30:57,399 --> 00:30:59,484
I even took myself out
of real high school
638
00:30:59,568 --> 00:31:02,821
and enrolled myself in homeschool
and forged my parents' names
639
00:31:02,905 --> 00:31:04,406
and then told them
after the fact.
640
00:31:04,489 --> 00:31:07,034
Who was the best behaved?
641
00:31:07,117 --> 00:31:08,327
Kendall.
642
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:11,914
Will you all join me in
welcoming Kendall Jenner?
643
00:31:11,997 --> 00:31:13,749
Come on up.
644
00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,959
Who talked back the most?
645
00:31:16,043 --> 00:31:17,628
Kourtney.
646
00:31:18,795 --> 00:31:20,964
- And Kim?
- Perfect.
647
00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,885
She was? Okay.
648
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:27,387
We're so thankful given
that you are an alum
649
00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:29,556
and you also tend
to your own wellness
650
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,683
and are very open
about it to the public.
651
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:32,768
I'm so honored.
652
00:31:32,851 --> 00:31:34,478
I love nostalgia,
653
00:31:34,561 --> 00:31:36,480
so I love going back
to my old school
654
00:31:36,563 --> 00:31:38,941
and seeing the campus
and how it's evolved.
655
00:31:39,024 --> 00:31:41,860
But on top of all of that, I think
that a really fun part of this
656
00:31:41,944 --> 00:31:44,696
is just being able to talk
to the current students
657
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:49,201
and give my word of advice on how I've
dealt with my mental health journey.
658
00:31:49,284 --> 00:31:52,788
So, I love it and I'm, I'm
honored to be a part of it.
659
00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:56,959
When you attended Sierra Canyon, you
openly shared about struggling with
660
00:31:57,042 --> 00:32:00,128
self-image and insecurities
that high school brings.
661
00:32:00,212 --> 00:32:04,174
Can you share some strategies that
kinda help you manage social media?
662
00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:05,676
I take breaks a lot.
663
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:08,762
I love to delete the
Instagram app outta my phone
664
00:32:08,846 --> 00:32:10,889
or, especially
TikTok or Twitter.
665
00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:13,183
Maybe, like, the first day
is a little bit of a shock
666
00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,495
'cause you're going through your
phone and you're kinda naturally
667
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:18,981
looking for that app, but
it feels so incredible
668
00:32:19,064 --> 00:32:21,400
after the first day or two
669
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,902
and going at least a couple
days or a week without it
670
00:32:23,986 --> 00:32:26,697
is one of the most liberating
and amazing feelings.
671
00:32:26,780 --> 00:32:29,700
It's actually just so
good for your brain
672
00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:33,620
to turn it off for a little while
and, um, be in the real world
673
00:32:33,704 --> 00:32:35,914
and realize that a lotta
the things you see on there
674
00:32:35,998 --> 00:32:39,209
are just not legit, not real.
675
00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:41,133
And that the only things
that matter around you
676
00:32:41,211 --> 00:32:44,173
are the people around you
and your environment, so...
677
00:32:44,256 --> 00:32:46,925
I think, right now, for
kids in high school,
678
00:32:47,009 --> 00:32:49,052
I think with social
media, especially,
679
00:32:49,136 --> 00:32:51,638
we can all fall into, like,
negative patterns on the internet
680
00:32:51,722 --> 00:32:53,700
and, ya know, see things that
we don't really care to see
681
00:32:53,724 --> 00:32:59,354
that might bring us down, so I
like to just remove myself, um,
682
00:32:59,438 --> 00:33:01,815
so I find it very
healthy. I like doing it.
683
00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:04,043
Do you think you could
share a personal moment
684
00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:06,695
when you felt like
addressing your mental health
685
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,488
positively impacted your career?
686
00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:10,049
What was interesting, I think,
687
00:33:10,073 --> 00:33:12,451
when I started to open up about
688
00:33:12,534 --> 00:33:17,539
I guess my, my mental health
publicly was I didn't...
689
00:33:17,623 --> 00:33:20,709
I was doing it out of genuine,
like, "This is kinda how I feel."
690
00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,479
And I always had this
weird thing about like,
691
00:33:22,503 --> 00:33:25,797
"How much do I wanna share?" I'm-I'm
a relatively more private person.
692
00:33:25,881 --> 00:33:27,716
Something just kinda
came over me one day.
693
00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:29,134
I kinda started sharing things
694
00:33:29,218 --> 00:33:31,553
and the positive thing
that I saw come out of it
695
00:33:31,637 --> 00:33:34,306
was making other
people feel less alone.
696
00:33:34,389 --> 00:33:38,727
It, it was well-received in
a way that wasn't about me.
697
00:33:38,810 --> 00:33:40,729
It was about everybody
else feeling like,
698
00:33:40,812 --> 00:33:43,440
"Oh, wow, this makes me
feel a little bit less alone
699
00:33:43,524 --> 00:33:45,335
or a little bit better about
what I'm dealing with."
700
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:47,110
That was really nice.
701
00:33:47,194 --> 00:33:51,740
I think it's really special that
Kendall can revisit her high school
702
00:33:51,823 --> 00:33:56,828
to share her message about how she feels
and deals with anxiety and mental health
703
00:33:56,912 --> 00:34:01,375
and all these things that were so
taboo to talk about back in the day.
704
00:34:01,458 --> 00:34:02,918
And I was so proud of her.
705
00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:05,546
Good luck, and know that
you're all so gorgeous
706
00:34:05,629 --> 00:34:08,590
and so deserving of all
love and beautiful things.
707
00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:21,812
♪ Honestly, it's easy when you ♪
708
00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:25,482
♪ Just wake up glowin'
like diamonds ♪
709
00:34:25,566 --> 00:34:27,566
Guys, we have to be in
the car in 10 minutes.
710
00:34:27,943 --> 00:34:30,445
So excited for the
Swarovski event.
711
00:34:30,529 --> 00:34:33,991
So, SKIMS is doing a
collab with Swarovski.
712
00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:36,827
I think the SKIMS
girl will really love
713
00:34:36,910 --> 00:34:39,121
having fun crystal pieces.
714
00:34:39,204 --> 00:34:40,706
I know I always loved it.
715
00:34:40,789 --> 00:34:44,209
Yeah, I went to the Swarovski
store and I got this amazing purse.
716
00:34:44,293 --> 00:34:46,378
I love Swarovski.
They're really cool.
717
00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:48,088
So, I-I love the
Swarovski store.
718
00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:51,049
I love what they've been doing and
I think it would be really cool
719
00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:54,052
to partner with the
crystals with clothing
720
00:34:54,136 --> 00:34:56,722
and to make some really
cool pieces out of crystals.
721
00:34:56,805 --> 00:34:58,640
So, I'm just super
excited about this.
722
00:34:58,724 --> 00:35:01,393
One fun fact, every time I
put on jewelry, I blow dry it
723
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:04,313
'cause I can't stand putting
on something freezing.
724
00:35:04,396 --> 00:35:06,481
So, look at my outfit.
It's, like, all crystals.
725
00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:09,151
So, we have to blow dry the
whole thing, so it goes on warm.
726
00:35:09,234 --> 00:35:13,322
I used to be freezing in bed and
put a blow dryer, like, in my bed
727
00:35:13,405 --> 00:35:15,240
and just turn it on low and...
728
00:35:23,874 --> 00:35:26,084
Hey, can one of you, can
you just stand behind me?
729
00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,563
- Just wanna, like...
- That was good.
730
00:35:28,587 --> 00:35:31,089
No one ever tried to
sit in this skirt.
731
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,109
- It's not the most comfy.
- Looks so good.
732
00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:39,389
Hi.
733
00:35:39,473 --> 00:35:41,683
Can I order KFC, please?
734
00:35:41,767 --> 00:35:43,519
KFC?
735
00:35:43,727 --> 00:35:45,062
- Can I?
- You know what?
736
00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:47,564
We're gonna have to take one
sugary thing out of your day.
737
00:35:47,648 --> 00:35:50,484
I barely ate something
sugary today.
738
00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:53,695
With Saint, there's
always a negotiation.
739
00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:56,406
"Please, please, please, Mom. Can
I just have one more chocolate
740
00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:58,490
"and then I promise I'll
do my homework in an hour?
741
00:35:58,534 --> 00:35:59,743
Please, please, please, Mom."
742
00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:01,662
A biscuit and some honey?
743
00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:04,665
No, um, like, two biscuits
744
00:36:04,748 --> 00:36:07,000
and then, like,
two chicken wings.
745
00:36:07,084 --> 00:36:09,837
This is the biggest
negotiator you've ever met.
746
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,880
Doesn't take "no" for an answer.
747
00:36:11,964 --> 00:36:14,675
So, let's do that. You can
have a soda with your KFC.
748
00:36:14,758 --> 00:36:17,177
- Go wild tonight.
- Okay, thanks.
749
00:36:17,261 --> 00:36:19,197
- I love you. Have fun at KFC.
- Love you.
750
00:36:19,221 --> 00:36:20,722
Oh.
751
00:36:20,806 --> 00:36:23,934
Do I get a kiss?
752
00:36:24,518 --> 00:36:27,271
A lollipop kiss,
that's the best!
753
00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:32,317
Oh, my God. They
look great. Wow.
754
00:36:33,527 --> 00:36:36,363
I always had
everything bedazzled.
755
00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:39,032
Like, my phone was,
my Sidekick pager.
756
00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:45,116
To think of having a clothing line
with, like, the best crystal bedazzles.
757
00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:50,502
Bedazzled taxis, like, the whole
rollout is so fun and amazing.
758
00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:54,298
- This is an event.
- My God, Kim. The line.
759
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,091
They're lined up in the streets!
760
00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:04,975
I'm definitely nervous because
I just wanna make sure that
761
00:37:05,058 --> 00:37:07,811
our collabs were
unexpected, iconic.
762
00:37:07,895 --> 00:37:10,480
And I just hope people like it.
763
00:37:11,982 --> 00:37:14,026
Oh, my God, it looks so good.
764
00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:15,903
Everybody's taking
so many pictures.
765
00:37:15,986 --> 00:37:18,030
- You look amazing!
- No, you look amazing!
766
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,117
The store looks
insane. Do you love it?
767
00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,243
My God, I can't...
768
00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:25,638
- Like, I'm, like, taking it in.
- Oh, my God. You look amazing!
769
00:37:25,662 --> 00:37:27,342
- And thank you.
- It looks so good, right?
770
00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:33,587
I'm really excited that everyone's coming
out to celebrate and try something new.
771
00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,964
I'm so excited about it.
772
00:37:36,048 --> 00:37:40,010
And there's such great praise and
people really love the collection.
773
00:37:40,093 --> 00:37:41,970
It's just, like,
it'll never get old.
774
00:37:42,054 --> 00:37:47,059
Swarovski is so perfect
because it's glitzy and glam
775
00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:52,064
and I think because SKIMS is
so, like, a sporty, simple feel,
776
00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:53,899
- this really amps it up.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
777
00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:55,817
And just gives that
glamour girl...
778
00:37:55,901 --> 00:37:57,653
- The glamour.
- Totally.
779
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,284
I mean, I am on cloud nine.
This night has been amazing.
780
00:38:04,368 --> 00:38:07,788
But I'm honestly just really looking
forward to getting home to my kids
781
00:38:07,871 --> 00:38:11,041
'cause they're at home
waiting to shame me
782
00:38:11,124 --> 00:38:14,127
for being the most
embarrassing mom.
783
00:38:15,796 --> 00:38:16,797
♪ Yeah! ♪
784
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:23,345
- ♪ Juicy thing like Tang ♪
- ♪ Like Tang ♪
785
00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:24,429
♪ Bang ♪
786
00:38:26,682 --> 00:38:29,309
Ooh, honey? Hell yeah!
787
00:38:30,853 --> 00:38:33,522
These aren't my nipples, just
so you guys know. They're Kim's.
788
00:38:35,399 --> 00:38:38,485
Yeah. Kim's
nipples on my body.
789
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:41,321
- Hi!
- Hi!
790
00:38:41,405 --> 00:38:43,675
- Just sitting here eating.
- You're so cute. As you should.
791
00:38:43,699 --> 00:38:44,992
I'm about to join you.
792
00:38:45,075 --> 00:38:46,785
Is this the Kim nipple bra?
793
00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:48,471
- Yeah, they're not my nipples.
- Yes!
794
00:38:48,495 --> 00:38:52,374
Some days are hard, but
these nipples are harder.
795
00:38:52,457 --> 00:38:55,460
And unlike the icebergs...
796
00:38:56,378 --> 00:38:57,796
these aren't going anywhere.
797
00:38:58,088 --> 00:38:59,715
But Kim is such a bitch.
798
00:38:59,798 --> 00:39:03,719
I was like, "If I get my
boobs done, I like this size."
799
00:39:03,802 --> 00:39:07,639
She was like, "That
is too big for you."
800
00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:10,767
- Really? I disagree.
- I'm, like, this is, like...
801
00:39:10,851 --> 00:39:14,062
Coming from double D door
knockers is telling me
802
00:39:14,146 --> 00:39:15,564
what's too big for me? Please.
803
00:39:15,647 --> 00:39:17,774
So, Malika and I,
both have decided
804
00:39:17,858 --> 00:39:20,944
that the sperm bank isn't
the right fit for Malika.
805
00:39:21,028 --> 00:39:24,448
So, we are inviting my
mom and Scott over today
806
00:39:24,531 --> 00:39:27,743
really to see if they
know of anyone that
807
00:39:27,826 --> 00:39:31,038
either Malika should
be put on a date with,
808
00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:33,832
or that someone just wants
to donate some sperm.
809
00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:35,334
Hi!
810
00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:36,895
- Hi, guys.
- Both of you.
811
00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:39,129
- Hi.
- Wow, Mom. You look fantastic!
812
00:39:39,213 --> 00:39:42,424
- Thank you. You look fantastic!
- How cute are you.
813
00:39:42,508 --> 00:39:43,926
Hi.
814
00:39:44,009 --> 00:39:45,729
So, what's shakin' otherwise?
815
00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:46,970
So...
816
00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:52,476
who has a little bit
of sperm laying around?
817
00:39:52,559 --> 00:39:55,020
- I'll right now.
- What?
818
00:39:55,103 --> 00:39:56,104
I don't.
819
00:39:56,188 --> 00:39:57,523
Do you know anyone
that has sperm
820
00:39:57,606 --> 00:39:59,233
they want to possibly
give to someone
821
00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:00,734
with no questions asked?
822
00:40:00,817 --> 00:40:01,944
Malika?
823
00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:03,087
- For Malika.
- It's me.
824
00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:04,839
- What?
- Oh, I've always wanted to bang ya.
825
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:06,949
Let's do it.
826
00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,597
She doesn't wanna
have sex with you.
827
00:40:08,659 --> 00:40:10,202
I don't wanna have
sex with anyone.
828
00:40:10,285 --> 00:40:11,638
- But, what...
- I just want the baby.
829
00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:14,081
We went to a sperm bank.
First of all, you guys...
830
00:40:14,164 --> 00:40:16,142
- You went to a sperm bank?
- We went to a sperm bank.
831
00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:17,459
What is a sperm bank?
832
00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,169
People just go in there and?
833
00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:21,171
- Like, what's it like?
- No. So, we thought...
834
00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:24,466
Like, it's always a place I
sort of, like, wanted to see.
835
00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:26,910
- We thought it was...
- You wanted to see a clinic?
836
00:40:27,094 --> 00:40:28,846
Scott, focus!
837
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,889
- I'm focused.
- A sperm bank.
838
00:40:30,973 --> 00:40:35,060
It's like this white,
medicinal office space.
839
00:40:35,143 --> 00:40:36,478
It's a spank bank.
840
00:40:36,562 --> 00:40:39,398
- Where?
- Shut the up.
841
00:40:40,399 --> 00:40:43,378
- Do you have the new nipple bra on?
- Of course, I have the new nipple bra on.
842
00:40:43,402 --> 00:40:45,129
I was gonna say, those
things look good.
843
00:40:45,153 --> 00:40:47,006
It's the only time you
don't tell me to shut up.
844
00:40:47,030 --> 00:40:49,270
- I have Kim's...
- It's the c... My compliments.
845
00:40:49,324 --> 00:40:52,077
Anything else, "Scott,
shut up. Shut the up.
846
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,788
Shut the... Your
look..." "What'd ya say?"
847
00:40:55,205 --> 00:40:58,041
I, I just... I should have,
you know, read the room.
848
00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,085
This is a wrong room
to wear this in.
849
00:41:00,169 --> 00:41:03,755
I know what it must feel like
to want a sibling for your baby
850
00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:08,760
because I always had that feeling
deep down in my heart and my soul.
851
00:41:08,844 --> 00:41:11,221
And that's why I had six kids.
852
00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:12,514
Ya know? I mean, when I w...
853
00:41:12,598 --> 00:41:15,517
I had a baby at
23 and then tw...
854
00:41:15,601 --> 00:41:17,811
Yeah, every couple years
I had a baby for a while
855
00:41:17,895 --> 00:41:19,605
and then I got married
and had two more.
856
00:41:19,688 --> 00:41:23,442
So, that was always very
im... My passion was my...
857
00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,694
And she was desperate
for Kendall and Kylie.
858
00:41:25,777 --> 00:41:27,255
- Yeah.
- She... You tried so many times.
859
00:41:27,279 --> 00:41:29,907
- Yeah... yeah.
- And she had so many miscarriages.
860
00:41:29,990 --> 00:41:33,202
So, I think I
understand the desire.
861
00:41:33,785 --> 00:41:36,288
I had Kendall when I was 40
862
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:39,958
and I really wanted
Kendall to have a sibling
863
00:41:40,042 --> 00:41:42,419
that was closer in age to her.
864
00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:46,673
So, I had Kylie when I
was 41 and it wasn't easy.
865
00:41:46,757 --> 00:41:50,427
I got terrible gestational diabetes
when I was pregnant with Kylie.
866
00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:54,598
And with Kendall, I remember
having a miscarriage right before,
867
00:41:54,681 --> 00:41:56,808
so I was nervous the whole time.
868
00:41:57,351 --> 00:42:00,771
I get Malika's desire
to have another baby
869
00:42:00,854 --> 00:42:04,942
and have a sibling for
Ace, who's also my godson.
870
00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:06,860
So, I love him madly.
871
00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:09,488
I really think
whatever she decides
872
00:42:09,571 --> 00:42:12,366
is gonna be the right
decision for her.
873
00:42:12,449 --> 00:42:14,201
Find some friends with benefits.
874
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:15,786
Find a friend with sperm.
875
00:42:15,869 --> 00:42:18,830
- I would be pregnant right now if I could.
- Oh, yeah.
876
00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:20,958
- I just can't.
- You know you can.
877
00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:23,669
- You know your uterus doesn't age.
- Your uterus works.
878
00:42:23,752 --> 00:42:25,230
So, you're good
if you wanna carry
879
00:42:25,254 --> 00:42:26,523
- her baby.
- You could carry for me.
880
00:42:26,547 --> 00:42:29,091
- You can be my surrogate.
- No, it's okay.
881
00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:31,969
- It's a...
- Wait... is that the nipple bra?
882
00:42:32,052 --> 00:42:36,557
- I just said that, Kris.
- Oh, I just...
883
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,267
I mean, you can't stop looking.
884
00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:40,328
- I mean...
- I knew I shouldn't have worn this bra.
885
00:42:40,352 --> 00:42:43,272
- I look no matter what.
- Um, so I think we need a list.
886
00:42:43,355 --> 00:42:46,233
- Yeah.
- And then we need a turkey baster.
887
00:42:46,316 --> 00:42:49,653
- Turkey baster?
- You know.
888
00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:53,574
I totally get what you would
do with a turkey baster.
889
00:42:53,657 --> 00:42:56,410
This was maybe the wrong
group to talk to about this.
890
00:42:57,452 --> 00:42:59,371
Holidays are around the corner.
891
00:42:59,454 --> 00:43:02,624
You're gonna be at holiday parties,
you're gonna be a social butterfly.
892
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:07,504
- Go spread your wings and, hopefully...
- Spread your.
893
00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:09,006
Scott.
894
00:43:10,132 --> 00:43:11,758
He's a sicko!
895
00:43:11,842 --> 00:43:14,052
- Just sayin'.
- Sick, sick,
896
00:43:14,136 --> 00:43:16,889
- sick.
- You want pregnancy? Bend over.
897
00:43:16,972 --> 00:43:18,640
Oh, my goodness.
898
00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:21,435
Next on The Kardashians...
899
00:43:21,518 --> 00:43:24,354
I am now the brand
ambassador for Balenciaga.
900
00:43:24,438 --> 00:43:28,775
I'm hoping that it's not gonna add so
much 'cause I have so much going on.
901
00:43:29,943 --> 00:43:32,487
Khloé, last minute,
did not come.
902
00:43:33,155 --> 00:43:36,325
People have been talking
about my looks since I was 13.
903
00:43:36,909 --> 00:43:38,744
It just gets exhausting.
904
00:43:38,827 --> 00:43:41,830
I hear nasty things about
myself all the time.
905
00:43:42,372 --> 00:43:46,376
Like, I've never cried about this
before, but I guess it does affect me.
906
00:43:46,919 --> 00:43:49,397
You haven't gone
around to movie studios
907
00:43:49,421 --> 00:43:50,422
and pitched a movie.
908
00:43:50,506 --> 00:43:51,924
After American Horror Story,
909
00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:53,800
all these different
people wanted to meet.
910
00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:57,387
- What's the project?
- I sold a movie to Netflix.
911
00:44:00,974 --> 00:44:02,976
Do you think Rocky's
gonna be a drummer?
912
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:06,480
I don't know... His
dad will be a drummer.
913
00:44:10,526 --> 00:44:13,070
- This is where the baby's gonna go.
- Mm-hmm.
914
00:44:13,153 --> 00:44:15,239
Rocky's little area.
915
00:44:15,322 --> 00:44:17,533
About to break that water.
916
00:44:22,621 --> 00:44:26,291
- It's time, baby.
- Oh, my gosh. I'm so shaky.
917
00:44:26,375 --> 00:44:28,377
Okay, guys. It's go time.
918
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:30,420
Push. Push.
919
00:45:14,173 --> 00:45:17,092
I am so hungover today, guys.
920
00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:20,470
I had espresso martinis last night.
It was just one of those nights.
921
00:45:20,554 --> 00:45:23,682
It was just, like, a
thing. Oh, is that for me?
922
00:45:23,765 --> 00:45:25,767
- It's got b...
- It says "recover".
923
00:45:25,851 --> 00:45:28,478
Mm.
924
00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:30,314
Not bad.
925
00:45:33,317 --> 00:45:35,569
Cute. We can, we
can make that...
926
00:45:35,652 --> 00:45:37,972
- Chug, chug, chug.
- Yeah!
69715
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