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LAW SOCIETY
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MOBILITY INCLUSION CARD
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That's it, my darling.
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That's a handicapped spot!
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I know, I park here every day.
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That's not right!
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Nobody disabled is around.
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But your "darling" crapping
on the sidewalk
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is a Class 1 infraction.
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This is for the cops. Have a nice day.
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-You're late.
-Because of an old lady.
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The Big Boss started the meeting.
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You're three minutes late.
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Yes? Ah, Charlie.
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Sorry, I was helping an old lady.
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Fine. You were saying, Bertrand?
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I was saying we can't work miracles,
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nothing in the case file helps our client.
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He raped her, that's it.
He'll get the maximum sentence.
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So, what have you prepared?
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Well, I'll say the only thing
there is to say. That he's sorry.
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What do you think, Charlie?
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Well, I don't know anything
about the case.
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-It doesn't look good for us, but...
-But what?
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It's rare to find nothing in a case file.
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Excellent. Will you look it over
with Bertrand?
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I'm very sorry, but I don't have the time.
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Excuse me? I didn't get that.
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-I'll have a look.
-Good.
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-When is the trial?
-Tomorrow.
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If you have a good horse, you make it run.
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So, Frédérique, your turn.
The Mercier case...
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The boss asked me to give you the summons.
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He wants you instead of Bertrand.
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So now he wants me to try the case?
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The Bobigny courthouse?
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That's out of town.
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Charlie! Bobigny, tomorrow, 9:00 a.m.
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Yes.
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Found anything for the case?
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No, but I have all night!
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Don't forget dinner at your mother's.
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She gets on my nerves.
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You're tough. Your mother's nice.
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Want her? You can have her.
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You're kidding me!
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This place is falling apart!
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No, it's just the lightbulb.
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This house is indestructible.
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Your grandfather built it.
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Of course, look.
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No! Don't damage your inheritance.
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Mom, I don't want the house,
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I just want some light.
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Anyway, you work too much.
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-Here we go.
-If you worked less,
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you might have time to start a family.
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No, thanks!
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Living alone isn't living.
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Whose fault is that? You left Dad.
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He was a real man.
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Your father, may he rest in peace,
had his faults.
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That's right! Tall, handsome, died a hero.
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Well, come on, let's eat!
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What are you working on?
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A case I'm trying
tomorrow morning in Bobigny.
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Bobigny? Ah, Bobigny.
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I marched there in 1972
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for abortion rights.
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It's ready.
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It was for the trial
of Marie-Claire Chevalier,
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a 16-year-old girl who had had
an illegal abortion after being raped.
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Her rapist reported it to the police
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to get a reduced sentence.
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Gisèle Halimi tried the case.
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There were so many people
we couldn't get into the courtroom.
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I'm so proud you'll be there.
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Charlie? Charlie?
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It's 7:30, you're listening to RFM.
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It's March 8. No, it's not Groundhog Day,
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it's International Women's Day,
so, ladies, enjoy.
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-It's Bertrand!
-I'm here.
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You can't miss me, I'm...
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I'm on the blue bridge!
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So, did you find anything?
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Of course.
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-Marie-Claire!
-Who?
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-Marie-Claire Chevalier?
-No.
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The trial in Bobigny in 1972?
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Sure you're a lawyer?
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Yeah...
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He's guilty. What are you going to say?
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-Morning.
-Huh?
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You found something?
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Can you tell me what you found?
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-I have to pee.
-Right.
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-Here.
-Good.
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That's a good idea. I have to, too.
Pee, I mean.
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-Sorry, it's an emergency.
-Seriously?
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Who are those people?
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-The press.
-Court is in session, be seated.
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We'll proceed with drawing jurors.
Juror 15.
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Miss Axelle Schneider.
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Juror 12. Mr. Daniel Roskis.
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Juror 12, come take a seat.
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Juror 14, Mrs. Mauricette Sainte-Rose.
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My client is a victim of a crime.
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A horrible crime
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-that must be punished.
-I'll tear her to pieces.
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A crime that, today,
in the post-MeToo era,
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we can no longer let go unpunished.
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Fear must finally switch sides.
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It's your responsibility
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to make sure this predator
can't hurt anyone anymore,
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which is why
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I'm calling for 15 years imprisonment
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-for this dangerous individual.
-It's good.
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Today is International Women's Day.
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Because women have rights.
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Everyone knows this.
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But men have rights, too.
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And people tend to forget that these days.
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Particularly, the right to have
consensual sex with a woman
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without the risk of spending
15 years in prison
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just because the woman regrets
having done it.
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This woman maintains
my client forced himself on her,
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but that's a lie! She's lying.
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And I have proof of this lie in my file.
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This woman knew him.
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They had a date,
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and this young woman showed up wearing
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sexy underwear.
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She even stated to the police,
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quote, "that she was wearing
a red lace thong."
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Like this one.
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When a woman wears a red lace thong,
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it's because she hopes
a man will find it, see it,
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and take it off.
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There was clearly no rape.
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The was a consensual sexual relation.
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And this thong
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is proof of that consent.
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Right now, I'm wearing cotton panties.
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Do you know why?
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Because this morning, when I got dressed,
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I knew I didn't have a date.
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I knew I was coming here
to the Bobigny courthouse.
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That's why I'm not wearing this.
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And I'm sure you're not, either, ladies.
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This is why
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I ask that you acquit this innocent man.
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Don't worry, we'll appeal.
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Charlie, how could you do that?
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It's unworthy of a lawyer,
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woman or man.
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A lawyer must be able to defend anyone.
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Yes, but not however you like!
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The thong-consent defense
is a return to the Middle Ages.
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-That's not the funniest part.
-What?
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I'm not wearing cotton panties.
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I'm wearing a thong.
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Red lace.
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THE "THONG" AFFAIR
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A bizarre acquittal
is causing some anger...
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...from the people of France
to the National Assembly.
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It may be embarrassing to brandish
a thong here.
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THE THONG OF CONSENT
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How does a rape victim feel
having their underwear displayed in court?
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THE THONG AFFAIR: FRANCE ANGRY
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An incredible ruling
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that will have consequences for future...
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...rape victims.
Wearing a thong will be...
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...from now on, considered
consent for sexual relations.
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Here's our report.
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Are the shots for you?
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Drinking to forget my victory?
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I wouldn't call that a victory.
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You're jealous, I get it.
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It's your case, but I'm the one on TV.
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Do you realize what you've done?
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You created a legal precedent.
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Look, I did my job.
I defended my client. Period.
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-The consequences are not my problem.
-Sure.
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-Shots!
-Charlie!
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-Hey, Noémie!
-Here I am!
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Where's the guy from the other night?
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Is he next?
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-Hey, maybe!
-What?
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To thank me for getting
his client off the hook.
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I saw what you did on TV!
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Bravo, another bastard goes free
thanks to you.
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-Let's celebrate!
-No, no.
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Come on, nothing heavy.
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No, I need to behave.
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It's almost therapeutic.
Come on! Trust me!
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Come on!
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Okay.
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All right...
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Okay. Besides...
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We're all gonna die!
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PRINCESS STREET
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I'll be there in five minutes.
I just left Castel.
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Sorry, it's an emergency.
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That's my taxi!
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-But this is my day!
-What?
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We have one day a year,
best take advantage of it.
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-Where to?
-17B quai de Conti.
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Hey, I know you! You were on the news.
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You're the lawyer who tries cases
against women.
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That's me.
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And you are...
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TAXI DRIVER
IDENTIFICATION CARD
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Hubert, the taxi driver.
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You must love danger.
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Taxi drivers make safer enemies
than women.
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Yeah, I'm so sick of their #MeToo.
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Well, there's still a lot of inequality.
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Did you know only 2% of streets
are named after women?
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Fascinating.
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Guess which name is the most common.
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What do you think?
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A man. General de Gaulle!
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With 3,903 streets and an airport.
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Is this Cash Cab Wikipedia?
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And for women?
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Who has the most streets named after her?
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-Don't care.
-No, Marie Curie,
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with 999 streets.
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Followed by Joan of Arc, then George Sand.
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But only because people think she's a man.
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Guess how many streets Joan of Arc has.
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672.
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She still got burned alive.
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Know why she was burned alive?
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Because she was crazy and heard voices.
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No, that's what the books say.
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-But I know the real story.
-Excuse me.
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Could you just drive and...
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Okay.
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So...
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It was because she wore pants.
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Who cares about your history lesson?
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Stop, we're here.
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Those who forget the past
are condemned to relive it.
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No, Winston Churchill.
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Shit! You little shit!
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My Louboutins!
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What the hell am I doing here?
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This is shit!
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Stay away, pig!
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What is it, pig?
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Human!
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The devil's in the pigpen!
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Sir!
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-Come back, please.
-The devil!
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Devil's in the pigpen!
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Nice piggy.
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Nice piggy. Don't move. Sir?
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Sir...
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Sir?
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Come back!
264
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,416
Don't move, piggy!
265
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,375
Help, anyone!
266
00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,000
There it is! There!
267
00:15:43,083 --> 00:15:45,083
Finally! Why did you lock me in?
268
00:15:45,166 --> 00:15:46,916
You're under arrest, witch!
269
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,333
What the hell is this, Medieval Times?
270
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,708
Great costumes, guys!
271
00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:52,958
-Move!
-What are you doing?
272
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:54,041
Harlot from hell!
273
00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:57,250
Okay, I'm high.
274
00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,541
You're cops, and I'm hallucinating.
275
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:03,541
Sorry, I'm not laughing at you.
276
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,000
I'm a lawyer, I know the procedure.
277
00:16:06,083 --> 00:16:07,541
I'm in the drunk tank.
278
00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,333
Yes, okay,
I took some therapeutic substances.
279
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:12,291
Silence, nasty woman!
280
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,208
Okay!
281
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,458
Therapeutic substances, my ass!
282
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,000
This isn't therapeutic.
283
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,750
-Explain that to Monseigneur Cauchon.
-Who?
284
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:23,750
We're all gonna die!
285
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,916
Noémie? Is that you?
286
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000
-Did they arrest you too?
-Yes.
287
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,916
I'm Noémie! That's me!
288
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,750
If you could see your face!
289
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,375
What's with these hallucinations?
290
00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:37,166
-What was in those pills?
-Pills?
291
00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:39,125
Disrobe, witches!
292
00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:40,541
-Come on!
-No!
293
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,875
Move it, I said!
294
00:16:41,958 --> 00:16:43,833
-Faster!
-We're getting undressed?
295
00:16:43,916 --> 00:16:45,541
Fine, let's get undressed.
296
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,833
Faster!
297
00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,250
-Come on!
-Here we go.
298
00:16:48,333 --> 00:16:49,958
-Move it!
-Everyone get naked!
299
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,791
Line up! Come here.
300
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,583
Move it!
301
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:57,791
Bishop Cauchon will check
if you bear the mark of the devil.
302
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:01,333
-You!
-Come here.
303
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:02,500
Not me!
304
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:06,500
Yeah, right. Cauchon just wants to ogle
the women's sexy underwear.
305
00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:07,791
Or not.
306
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,666
Move it!
307
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,375
-You.
-Come.
308
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,458
Move it!
309
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,541
Not you.
310
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,666
Thank you, Your Lordship! Thank you!
311
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,791
Wait for me outside.
312
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:33,875
Move it!
313
00:17:35,166 --> 00:17:38,375
What a pig!
I bet he's the one who ate my Louboutins.
314
00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,416
-Move it!
-I'm scared!
315
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:43,541
Don't worry, it's just a medical check
316
00:17:43,625 --> 00:17:45,583
before they lock us up. It's nothing.
317
00:17:45,666 --> 00:17:47,958
-Move it!
-You.
318
00:17:48,041 --> 00:17:49,708
No, I don't want to!
319
00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:53,000
Noémie? Are you okay?
320
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,333
Move it!
321
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,416
The clothes of the devil!
322
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:01,250
No, they're Victoria's Secret.
323
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:03,208
Put your clothes on, witch!
324
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,750
-Okay, fine!
-Come on, move it.
325
00:18:06,041 --> 00:18:08,000
-You.
-Let's go.
326
00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,625
It smells like shit!
327
00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:14,250
Faster!
328
00:18:14,916 --> 00:18:16,000
Hurry up!
329
00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,791
Move it!
330
00:18:19,458 --> 00:18:20,708
This is itchy!
331
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:23,791
Is this burlap?
Sustainable clothing sucks!
332
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,083
So that's...
333
00:18:28,416 --> 00:18:30,208
the van. Okay.
334
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:34,791
So, gentlemen, if it's possible,
I'd like to go feet-first.
335
00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:36,500
Thank you, gentlemen.
336
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,708
Noémie! Are you okay?
337
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:44,041
Souvenir!
338
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,625
For posterity, my dear!
339
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:49,333
-These aren't my clothes!
-Shut up!
340
00:18:49,416 --> 00:18:50,708
These aren't my--
341
00:18:58,166 --> 00:18:59,625
These aren't my clothes!
342
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:03,583
Go!
343
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:10,083
These aren't my clothes!
344
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,125
These...
345
00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:22,166
are not...
346
00:19:22,250 --> 00:19:24,125
my... clothes!
347
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:26,916
This is ridiculous.
348
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,958
There's no point in fighting the cops,
you'll just make it worse.
349
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,708
I'm fighting injustice.
350
00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:35,166
Well...
351
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,208
it looks really effective!
352
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,250
That's Rouen.
353
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,916
Oh, so pretty!
354
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,750
-That's nice!
-Daughter of Satan!
355
00:19:52,833 --> 00:19:55,125
-Witches!
-Burn in hell!
356
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:56,208
Hedonists!
357
00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:58,541
Burn them!
358
00:20:02,416 --> 00:20:04,375
Are the dentists on strike in Rouen?
359
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,625
This is poo!
360
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:16,416
Okay, an immediate trial, girls.
If we confess, we'll be okay.
361
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,583
-What is your name?
-My name is...
362
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,333
My name is...
363
00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:28,208
-Noémie!
-Noémie!
364
00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,416
I confess.
365
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:34,000
I confess.
366
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:37,000
You confess to being a witch.
You shall be burned alive.
367
00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,458
-Burned alive?
-Thank you.
368
00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:39,916
-Burned alive?
-Thank you!
369
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,416
Did he say, "burned alive"?
370
00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:44,958
These drugs are strong!
371
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:46,125
Next!
372
00:20:49,666 --> 00:20:50,833
Joan of Arc.
373
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,250
Joan of Arc?
374
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:54,666
It's Joan of Arc!
375
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,541
Do you really believe
you are in a state of grace?
376
00:20:57,625 --> 00:21:01,541
If I am not, may God put me in it.
If I am, may He keep me in it.
377
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,000
Why do you dress as a man?
378
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,500
To drive the English out of France.
379
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,541
You'll agree it's more practical.
380
00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:12,500
It's against nature.
381
00:21:12,583 --> 00:21:14,958
You're a man and you're wearing a robe.
382
00:21:18,916 --> 00:21:22,416
But there are no English
to drive out here.
383
00:21:22,500 --> 00:21:24,416
That's why I was wearing a dress,
384
00:21:24,791 --> 00:21:25,916
but it was stolen.
385
00:21:26,583 --> 00:21:28,833
Oh? Who stole it?
386
00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:31,666
I imagine it was the English, to trap me.
387
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:34,083
Do you think God loves the English?
388
00:21:34,166 --> 00:21:35,625
Yes, but in their homeland.
389
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,166
It was the English who branded
390
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:42,666
these clothes with the mark of the devil.
391
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:46,125
Levi's!
392
00:21:48,416 --> 00:21:50,583
The mark of the devil!
393
00:21:50,666 --> 00:21:52,750
No, it's just a jeans brand.
394
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,041
Enough!
395
00:21:55,666 --> 00:21:56,666
Joan,
396
00:21:59,833 --> 00:22:02,000
you have chosen to present yourself
397
00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:04,125
with all the bearings of a man.
398
00:22:04,833 --> 00:22:06,708
Pants, short hair...
399
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:08,166
And freedom of speech.
400
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:14,791
You shall therefore be burned alive
for heresy.
401
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:15,833
Guards!
402
00:22:15,916 --> 00:22:18,750
Seize this virgin transvestite soldier!
403
00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,666
Here we go. She never listens!
404
00:22:23,041 --> 00:22:24,708
You're going to get tased
405
00:22:24,791 --> 00:22:27,583
and face other charges
for contempt of court.
406
00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:28,500
Next!
407
00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:33,000
Your Honor, gentlemen.
408
00:22:33,083 --> 00:22:34,916
-What is your name?
-Leroy, Charlie.
409
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,708
-You believe you're King Charles?
-Uh, no.
410
00:22:37,791 --> 00:22:39,166
I was at Castel...
411
00:22:39,250 --> 00:22:40,791
The castle of which lord?
412
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,166
-On Princess Street.
-What princess?
413
00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:46,208
In the 6th Arrondissement.
Anyway, Your Honor, I confess.
414
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:48,208
Yes, I committed a crime.
415
00:22:48,291 --> 00:22:49,833
I took some drugs.
416
00:22:49,916 --> 00:22:53,166
I don't know which ones,
but they were really strong.
417
00:22:53,250 --> 00:22:56,583
Sorry, but if you could see what I see.
The looks on your faces!
418
00:22:56,666 --> 00:23:01,333
She was arrested wearing men's clothes.
419
00:23:01,416 --> 00:23:02,458
Blasphemy!
420
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:05,791
The main charge is heresy.
421
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,541
No, heresy is for Joan of Arc.
422
00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,833
For me, it's the consumption of narcotics.
423
00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:13,041
Bishop Cauchon,
424
00:23:14,791 --> 00:23:17,166
we notice that she's on the right path
425
00:23:17,250 --> 00:23:19,791
for she appears before us
in women's clothes.
426
00:23:19,875 --> 00:23:20,916
That's right, man.
427
00:23:22,958 --> 00:23:23,958
Yes...
428
00:23:26,125 --> 00:23:28,916
but under her women's clothes,
429
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,166
she's wearing undergarments
430
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:36,791
as red as hell.
431
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,000
I therefore ask
432
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:42,208
that she undergo a trial by water.
433
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:46,375
So be it. Take her to the bridge!
434
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:49,333
The bridge? What bridge?
435
00:23:50,166 --> 00:23:52,500
-Next!
-What's this about a bridge?
436
00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,000
Is it the Bridge of Avignon?
437
00:23:54,833 --> 00:23:56,000
What is your name?
438
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:01,125
Feet and hands tied? Seriously?
439
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:02,458
Throw her in!
440
00:24:04,041 --> 00:24:05,791
Luckily none of this is real.
441
00:24:06,166 --> 00:24:08,166
Because this is really high, guys.
442
00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,041
-The toes of Satan!
-Throw her in!
443
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:20,875
This is real!
444
00:24:21,875 --> 00:24:24,250
If she drowns, she's not a witch.
445
00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:25,875
I hope she doesn't drown.
446
00:24:26,916 --> 00:24:28,833
That way we can burn her alive.
447
00:24:28,916 --> 00:24:30,416
She's not coming back up!
448
00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:34,333
-Another innocent woman!
-Fifth one this week.
449
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:52,583
Who are you? What are you doing here?
450
00:24:52,666 --> 00:24:55,166
Who are you? What am I doing here?
451
00:24:55,250 --> 00:24:58,333
François Blanchard, bank manager.
You're in my office.
452
00:24:59,625 --> 00:25:01,625
Thank God, the nightmare is over.
453
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:03,166
She peed on my carpet!
454
00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,958
Oh, no, it's the river...
455
00:25:05,041 --> 00:25:06,625
Look, I just want to go home.
456
00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:09,208
Fine with me. Get out. Out!
457
00:25:10,375 --> 00:25:12,333
My phone, I lost it in the water.
458
00:25:13,125 --> 00:25:15,166
Could you call me a taxi?
459
00:25:15,250 --> 00:25:17,541
Also, I'd like to withdraw some cash.
460
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,875
Here's my card. Thanks.
461
00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,416
To withdraw money
from your husband's account,
462
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:27,250
I need your husband's permission,
not this... thing.
463
00:25:27,333 --> 00:25:29,208
What? No, from my account.
464
00:25:29,291 --> 00:25:30,250
Your account?
465
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:34,375
Your husband let you
open an account in your name?
466
00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:38,000
What's wrong with you?
You sound like my mom.
467
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:39,375
I'm a lawyer, okay?
468
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:43,291
I work. I have more in my account
than your crappy little bank.
469
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,708
So, give me 200 euros.
470
00:25:46,125 --> 00:25:48,625
-200 what?
-200 euros!
471
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,750
Is this a joke?
472
00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,083
Okay, I get it,
473
00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:54,666
there's a hidden camera, right?
Let me tell you,
474
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:57,916
I don't find this funny at all!
475
00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,375
Gérard!
476
00:26:08,375 --> 00:26:09,291
Well!
477
00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:12,125
I'll tell you what!
478
00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:16,041
I'm going to send a strongly-worded email
to your management!
479
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,208
CREDIT BANK - BCE
480
00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:33,166
A bum, stay away!
481
00:26:38,250 --> 00:26:40,625
Mom? Dad?
482
00:26:44,125 --> 00:26:45,000
Dad?
483
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:48,458
Dad! Dad!
484
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,583
How can I help you?
485
00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:52,666
As you know, we're newlyweds...
486
00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,625
You want to open an account for her?
487
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:57,750
No, I was thinking of a simple checkbook
on my account.
488
00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:00,041
You're right. Women can't manage money.
489
00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:01,250
You'll retain control.
490
00:27:01,333 --> 00:27:04,250
Come into my office,
you'll be more comfortable.
491
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:05,875
-Dad!
-Gérard!
492
00:27:12,375 --> 00:27:13,833
This isn't possible.
493
00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:16,125
Dad is dead.
494
00:27:17,791 --> 00:27:19,625
And this isn't real.
495
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,500
It's real!
496
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:23,500
You're crazy!
497
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:26,750
That's it, I'm crazy.
This is all in my head.
498
00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:39,625
Hello! Where to?
499
00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:42,333
You? I know you!
500
00:27:43,083 --> 00:27:44,625
You're Hubert!
501
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:46,541
Yes, that's me. How are you?
502
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,291
Not good at all!
503
00:27:48,916 --> 00:27:51,208
The drugs, the cart, the drowning,
504
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:52,875
-and Dad...
-Breathe!
505
00:27:52,958 --> 00:27:56,166
And all this! The banker who wouldn't...
506
00:27:56,250 --> 00:27:58,791
Breathe! It's normal.
507
00:27:58,875 --> 00:28:02,916
You can't open a bank account or even work
without your husband's permission.
508
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,416
Because you're a woman in 1964.
509
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,416
'64?
510
00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:10,208
What the hell am I doing in '64?
511
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,375
That's up to you.
512
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:14,166
Look, sir, I just want to go home.
513
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:15,416
Not yet.
514
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:18,125
How long will this madness go on?
515
00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:20,000
Some get it quickly, others...
516
00:28:20,500 --> 00:28:21,875
You could take a while.
517
00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:25,291
I have cases, clients.
I don't have time for this!
518
00:28:25,375 --> 00:28:26,875
You don't have a choice.
519
00:28:26,958 --> 00:28:28,791
Okay, how much do you want?
520
00:28:29,166 --> 00:28:31,000
-I have money!
-Not anymore.
521
00:28:31,916 --> 00:28:32,833
Get in the car.
522
00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:34,500
Who are you?
523
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:36,625
Why are you doing this to me?
524
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:40,375
-Get in.
-Did I free your mother's killer?
525
00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:42,708
-Get in.
-Okay.
526
00:28:46,708 --> 00:28:48,125
I'm a lawyer
527
00:28:48,666 --> 00:28:49,916
just doing my job.
528
00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,750
What is this, voodoo?
529
00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,250
I couldn't let you get my seats all wet.
530
00:28:58,208 --> 00:28:59,625
What a nightmare!
531
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,083
No, just a journey.
532
00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:02,666
Journey? To where?
533
00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,166
Buckle up, here we go!
534
00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:09,416
Oh, right. No seatbelts in '64.
535
00:29:13,625 --> 00:29:14,916
My head.
536
00:29:18,041 --> 00:29:19,000
I'm home!
537
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:25,083
No, I'm not home!
538
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:27,333
What do you want?
539
00:29:42,833 --> 00:29:44,666
Thank you, sir! Very much.
540
00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,125
For intervening.
541
00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,125
But I'd rather you not come near me.
542
00:29:50,208 --> 00:29:52,875
Don't come near me, I'm warning you!
I'll scream!
543
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,000
No, she wear...
544
00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:18,458
pants.
545
00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:22,333
Let me go!
546
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,458
What the hell is this?
547
00:30:31,666 --> 00:30:34,958
No worthless cab driver
will decide what I do!
548
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:38,833
Okay. This all started
with a night out drinking.
549
00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:43,208
So, I'll just do it again
and wake up at home.
550
00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:44,625
I need some alcohol!
551
00:30:45,333 --> 00:30:46,625
And...
552
00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:49,291
What? What now?
553
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,750
What? Why are you arresting me?
554
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,041
For illegally wearing... pants.
555
00:31:07,125 --> 00:31:09,458
Again? We already did this.
556
00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:11,541
This isn't the Middle Ages.
557
00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:14,125
Let me go!
558
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:17,041
Next!
559
00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:20,500
-I want to leave!
-It's for a refill.
560
00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:23,000
Here's my doctor's note.
561
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:28,333
Let me go, I need to drink alcohol!
562
00:31:28,416 --> 00:31:30,458
As soon as someone brings you a dress.
563
00:31:30,541 --> 00:31:32,833
-I don't know anyone!
-In all of Paris?
564
00:31:33,083 --> 00:31:34,875
No, in this whole era.
565
00:31:37,875 --> 00:31:39,916
-Come on, be nice.
-Next!
566
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:42,333
I'm going to die here.
567
00:31:45,125 --> 00:31:46,875
She had the same mustache!
568
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:55,791
You! You may leave.
569
00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,250
Just like that?
570
00:31:59,666 --> 00:32:01,458
Without being burned at the stake?
571
00:32:01,541 --> 00:32:05,208
Someone brought a doctor's note
authorizing your cross-dressing.
572
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:06,333
-What?
-Go on.
573
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:08,416
Go!
574
00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:11,750
"Authorizing Miss Charlie Leroy
575
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:15,166
"to dress as a man for her health!
576
00:32:15,250 --> 00:32:18,541
"Paris, April 6, 1850."
577
00:32:19,791 --> 00:32:21,291
Where are you, Hubert?
578
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:23,458
I know this permit is from you!
579
00:32:23,541 --> 00:32:25,041
No, it was me.
580
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:26,708
Oh, thank you.
581
00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:28,208
You're welcome.
582
00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:32,500
You're not from here, I can tell.
You don't know the rules.
583
00:32:32,833 --> 00:32:35,125
We women have to help each other out!
584
00:32:35,208 --> 00:32:37,208
-Have a nice day.
-No, don't leave!
585
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,166
-Let's have a drink.
-I'd love to.
586
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:42,500
I have all we need at my estate in Nohant.
587
00:32:43,958 --> 00:32:47,166
-George, nice to meet you.
-Charlie.
588
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:58,250
I love your dress!
589
00:32:59,250 --> 00:33:00,541
You can have it.
590
00:33:09,791 --> 00:33:10,875
Gainsbourg!
591
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:12,375
Chopin!
592
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:14,708
Étude 3, opus 10.
593
00:33:15,375 --> 00:33:17,916
Okay. I was wondering,
594
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:21,750
which illness permits me to wear pants?
595
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:24,625
-Loose organs?
-No.
596
00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:26,125
Excessive hairiness?
597
00:33:26,875 --> 00:33:28,375
No? Varicose veins?
598
00:33:28,708 --> 00:33:29,875
Greed.
599
00:33:30,375 --> 00:33:32,083
I had to pay off a doctor.
600
00:33:32,166 --> 00:33:33,375
Pay off...
601
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:36,583
How do you earn a living, George?
602
00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:38,875
I write books.
603
00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:44,125
Wait, I'm getting drunk
with George Sand, the author?
604
00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:46,458
Authoress.
605
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,708
Even if the cretins in the French Academy
606
00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:52,916
removed the word
which dates back to the 14th century.
607
00:33:53,250 --> 00:33:54,333
Oh, yeah?
608
00:33:54,416 --> 00:33:56,500
They took it out of the dictionary?
609
00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:58,375
Why?
610
00:33:58,458 --> 00:34:01,750
Because those men think
a woman shouldn't write.
611
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,625
They're real...
612
00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:07,833
doddery old men!
613
00:34:08,166 --> 00:34:10,416
I'd call them sacks of shit!
614
00:34:12,458 --> 00:34:13,958
I prefer doddery old men.
615
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:16,458
Of course you do. You're George Sand.
616
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,791
I'm so ashamed.
I've never read anything by you.
617
00:34:20,875 --> 00:34:23,166
I've only written more than 260 books.
618
00:34:23,750 --> 00:34:26,375
So it's strange we didn't
read you in school.
619
00:34:27,458 --> 00:34:28,625
One day perhaps.
620
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:32,250
-After I die.
-No, George.
621
00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:35,666
I have something to confess.
I'm from the future.
622
00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,041
This taxi... driver
623
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,375
sent me to the past.
624
00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:43,208
I went to the Middle Ages,
625
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:46,083
pre-history, and 1964.
626
00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:49,625
Wow! What's the future like in 1964?
627
00:34:49,708 --> 00:34:51,500
Well, no, '64 is in the past.
628
00:34:51,583 --> 00:34:53,416
So, you're from the past?
629
00:34:54,916 --> 00:34:56,291
Well, technically, yes.
630
00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:59,375
But what I mean is that in my present,
631
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:01,916
which is your future, well, at school,
632
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:05,083
-we read Balzac.
-He's a friend.
633
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:07,125
-Victor Hugo.
-He's a friend.
634
00:35:07,208 --> 00:35:09,250
-Alfred de Musset.
-He's a lover.
635
00:35:09,333 --> 00:35:12,625
-You're sleeping with Alfred de Musset?
-Not anymore.
636
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:14,416
Who are you sleeping with now?
637
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,333
-Stendhal?
-No, he's a friend.
638
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,416
Now I'm seeing...
639
00:35:20,458 --> 00:35:21,958
-Frédéric.
-Fredounet?
640
00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:23,083
No!
641
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,208
-Who?
-Chopin.
642
00:35:26,125 --> 00:35:29,041
You're sleeping with Frédéric Chopin?
643
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,375
You're a star-fucker!
644
00:35:32,291 --> 00:35:37,250
See? We know the works of your friends,
your boyfriends, but not yours.
645
00:35:38,458 --> 00:35:40,750
That's why I write under a man's name.
646
00:35:41,708 --> 00:35:43,250
Female, male,
647
00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:46,000
what's the difference?
648
00:35:46,791 --> 00:35:47,708
A dick?
649
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:51,000
An unnecessary appendage.
650
00:35:51,541 --> 00:35:52,666
Believe me.
651
00:35:57,416 --> 00:35:59,083
I'm free, Charlie.
652
00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:01,291
-Free in my head and my body.
-Okay.
653
00:36:01,375 --> 00:36:03,791
Don't be scared. I know it's forbidden.
654
00:36:03,875 --> 00:36:07,083
But this estate shelters
my freedom beautifully,
655
00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:11,541
the freedom we must hide
from a puritanical world.
656
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,333
What's this mark?
657
00:36:18,833 --> 00:36:20,166
It's a birthmark.
658
00:36:23,375 --> 00:36:25,708
George, George!
659
00:36:25,791 --> 00:36:28,916
I've never... with a woman, okay?
660
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,083
-No?
-No.
661
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:34,625
-So I think I might need...
-What?
662
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:37,583
Some therapeutic substances.
663
00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:38,958
I have what you need.
664
00:36:40,458 --> 00:36:41,916
Really? Okay.
665
00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:46,166
This dress sucks!
666
00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:51,416
I was thinking of something stronger.
667
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,000
There's nothing stronger.
668
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,791
Okay, so let's do it.
669
00:36:55,416 --> 00:37:00,333
I'm drinking to go back
to the 21st century,
670
00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:03,708
where you can wear pants
without going to jail.
671
00:37:04,958 --> 00:37:06,583
In 150 years,
672
00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:08,166
I'll probably be dead.
673
00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:09,916
So, let's drink!
674
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,708
To freedom, to pants, and to women!
675
00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,416
Bottoms up!
676
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:19,791
Charlie?
677
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:25,666
Where'd she go?
678
00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:29,208
You tolerate us,
but we want to participate!
679
00:37:29,291 --> 00:37:32,791
I'll remind you that women are excluded
from all political clubs
680
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,458
except here, with the Jacobins.
681
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:37,083
Well, clearly alcohol won't bring me back.
682
00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:39,166
Calm down, ladies!
683
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:40,875
Women have no place in politics!
684
00:37:42,833 --> 00:37:44,916
They're a danger to the revolution.
685
00:37:48,083 --> 00:37:49,958
They corrupt men in their beds.
686
00:37:50,041 --> 00:37:52,541
Women go over there!
You have no business here.
687
00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:53,625
Doddery old man!
688
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:56,291
We didn't need women to take the Bastille!
689
00:37:57,416 --> 00:37:59,041
Women go over there!
690
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:00,833
Go, go...
691
00:38:02,916 --> 00:38:04,583
-Citizen Robespierre?
-What?
692
00:38:04,666 --> 00:38:08,833
Without us, the King would
never have ratified your Rights of Man.
693
00:38:08,916 --> 00:38:10,750
Men may have taken the Bastille,
694
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:13,000
but women took the King!
695
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:15,583
Is that true?
696
00:38:16,083 --> 00:38:18,833
Thank you, ladies, for participating.
697
00:38:18,916 --> 00:38:21,541
You can now return to your kitchens.
698
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:24,375
Seriously?
699
00:38:24,458 --> 00:38:25,916
You go back to the kitchen!
700
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,250
This is 1793,
701
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:31,000
and we want to speak on the platform!
702
00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,333
Here, here!
703
00:38:32,416 --> 00:38:34,291
Citizen Olympe de Gouges,
704
00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,041
you know very well women
cannot come up here.
705
00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:41,083
If women can ascend the gallows,
they should also ascend the platform.
706
00:38:41,166 --> 00:38:42,166
She's right!
707
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:46,750
I agree!
708
00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:48,708
I'm a man and I ask to speak.
709
00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:49,875
Who's that?
710
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:52,541
You may speak, Nicolas de Condorcet!
711
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,250
Sir, you're a mathematician.
712
00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:09,916
Educate us on subtraction and addition,
713
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,208
but leave politics to us.
714
00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,666
As a mathematician,
715
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:21,208
I know it doesn't add up
when half of humankind
716
00:39:21,291 --> 00:39:24,625
is deprived of rights,
and the other half, their ideas.
717
00:39:25,708 --> 00:39:27,041
Is it me or is he really sexy?
718
00:39:27,125 --> 00:39:29,166
-It's a waste...
-Okay. It's only me.
719
00:39:29,250 --> 00:39:31,916
-...to ignore women in the revolution.
-Bravo!
720
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,833
Let them have responsibilities.
721
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:40,916
And who'll speak on the platform
when they're home pregnant?
722
00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:42,333
Seriously?
723
00:39:42,416 --> 00:39:44,750
Or when they're temporarily indisposed?
724
00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:51,208
No woman has ever proven herself
in politics.
725
00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:53,208
That's mathematical, Mr. de Condorcet.
726
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,250
Firstly, citizenship is not only
granted to men of genius.
727
00:39:56,333 --> 00:39:58,000
Just look at Robespierre!
728
00:39:58,083 --> 00:39:58,958
Who said that?
729
00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:03,416
Secondly, it's easy to attribute
skill and courage to men,
730
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,958
but what do you make of
female political leaders abroad?
731
00:40:07,041 --> 00:40:08,041
For example...
732
00:40:08,125 --> 00:40:11,416
Margaret Thatcher! Or Angela Merkel.
Michelle Obama.
733
00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,000
I was thinking more
of Elizabeth of England,
734
00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:17,791
Maria Theresa of Austria,
or the Catherines of Russia.
735
00:40:17,875 --> 00:40:19,083
Them too!
736
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,541
Who are they again?
737
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:23,625
Thirdly, we cannot verify
whether women have talent
738
00:40:23,708 --> 00:40:26,666
-if we do not allow them to express it.
-Bravo!
739
00:40:26,750 --> 00:40:30,416
Nicolas, president! Nicolas...
740
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:34,583
A woman who speaks brilliantly
on the platform
741
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,416
could only be a man.
742
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,208
Let's find out!
743
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,583
I ask to speak.
744
00:40:43,666 --> 00:40:46,875
Citizen Olympe de Gouges,
your request to speak is denied.
745
00:40:46,958 --> 00:40:49,500
Then here's my Declaration
of the Rights of Woman
746
00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:52,708
and the Female Citizen that I wrote
and I ask you to read.
747
00:40:52,791 --> 00:40:53,958
You kick ass, lady!
748
00:40:54,041 --> 00:40:57,375
Your rag will never be read
in this assembly. Guards, remove her!
749
00:40:57,458 --> 00:40:58,958
-"Mothers..."
-Silence her!
750
00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:02,791
"...sisters, female citizen
representatives of the nation, ask..."
751
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,750
Here!
752
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,583
Nicolas!
753
00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:09,625
"...ask to be represented
in the National Assembly.
754
00:41:09,708 --> 00:41:13,500
"Considering that ignorance, neglect,
or contempt of the Rights of Women
755
00:41:13,583 --> 00:41:17,333
"are the sole causes of public misfortune
and corruption of governments
756
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:18,666
"have resolved..."
757
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,125
This is over!
758
00:41:25,958 --> 00:41:27,875
You won't keep me from speaking!
759
00:41:28,833 --> 00:41:29,750
Yeah!
760
00:41:31,125 --> 00:41:32,250
Oh, Nicolas!
761
00:41:32,625 --> 00:41:36,291
You're so... So...
762
00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:37,916
Intelligent.
763
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,916
Olympe?
764
00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:45,375
Today, no one was listening,
but history will remember us.
765
00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:47,708
Well, don't get carried away, you two.
766
00:41:47,791 --> 00:41:49,375
Because I didn't know you.
767
00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:50,666
You're not in any book.
768
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:52,833
Danto, Marat, that moron Robespierre...
769
00:41:52,916 --> 00:41:54,708
But Nicolas de Condorcet...
770
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:58,000
You're a high school
and a statue outside my building.
771
00:41:58,083 --> 00:42:01,250
And you, Olympe de Gouges,
you're not even a small museum.
772
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:04,125
Even though you're right
about everything, it's crazy!
773
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:06,708
You need to create buzz
about your Declaration.
774
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,208
You're not getting it.
775
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:13,458
I'd need to explain the Internet,
computers, social media.
776
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:17,291
So, we put stuff on the feed,
777
00:42:17,375 --> 00:42:18,750
then on our wall,
778
00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:20,541
and people read it.
779
00:42:20,625 --> 00:42:23,916
Great idea! We'll put posters
on all the walls in Paris.
780
00:42:24,500 --> 00:42:26,916
-No one has ever done that!
-Let's do it!
781
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,833
-You'll risk the guillotine.
-I don't fear death.
782
00:42:29,916 --> 00:42:31,666
Me neither. I'm a Highlander
783
00:42:32,791 --> 00:42:34,125
in quantum-leap mode.
784
00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:38,791
DECLARATION OF THE RIGHTS OF WOMAN
AND THE FEMALE CITIZEN
785
00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:41,375
What's this about women who took the King?
786
00:42:41,708 --> 00:42:43,166
Well, the women's march.
787
00:42:43,583 --> 00:42:44,708
Never heard of it.
788
00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:47,458
On October 5,
789
00:42:47,541 --> 00:42:51,541
8,000 Parisian women marched up to
the Palace of Versailles to demand bread
790
00:42:51,625 --> 00:42:55,083
and force the king to ratify
their damn declaration.
791
00:42:55,166 --> 00:42:56,916
8,000, can you believe it?
792
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,083
8,000?
793
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:01,333
According to the organizers or the police?
794
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:03,416
-Same thing!
-Not where I'm from.
795
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:16,666
Where I'm from, the the Rights of Man
are for both men and women.
796
00:43:16,750 --> 00:43:20,458
No, both men and women would be "human."
797
00:43:20,541 --> 00:43:24,250
And their declaration
only gives voting rights to...
798
00:43:24,583 --> 00:43:25,875
Men.
799
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:28,416
So that means the Rights of Man
800
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,458
is just for men?
801
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:32,291
You're a funny one.
802
00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:33,708
That's crazy!
803
00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,291
That's crazy. Men have been playing us
for fools for years?
804
00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:40,666
Yes, but with this,
we're going to remind them we exist.
805
00:43:40,750 --> 00:43:42,166
Those coprolites.
806
00:43:42,250 --> 00:43:45,833
-What?
-Coprolite. Fossilized excrement.
807
00:43:46,833 --> 00:43:49,208
I like that even more
than "doddery old man."
808
00:43:49,291 --> 00:43:51,708
It's a sack of shit, but fossilized.
809
00:43:53,416 --> 00:43:56,041
Yeah, but not all men are coprolites.
810
00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:57,750
Oh, yeah? Like who?
811
00:43:57,833 --> 00:43:59,208
Nicolas de Condorcet!
812
00:43:59,958 --> 00:44:02,416
He reeks testosterone.
813
00:44:03,166 --> 00:44:04,416
I'm going to do him.
814
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:07,458
Now's my chance, with my cool hat.
815
00:44:08,625 --> 00:44:09,625
Citizens!
816
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,708
Citizen Olympe de Gouges,
817
00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:22,166
you're under arrest for violating
the sovereignty of the people.
818
00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:25,458
No! Leave her alone!
819
00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:27,375
I'm a lawyer.
820
00:44:27,458 --> 00:44:29,458
I demand to see the arrest warrant
821
00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:32,625
to verify it isn't corrupted
by any procedural error.
822
00:44:34,375 --> 00:44:37,000
Bunch of coprolites!
You owe us a modicum of...
823
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:41,125
Charlie, you're so, so...
824
00:44:42,708 --> 00:44:43,708
intelligent.
825
00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:47,875
Thank you.
826
00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,125
What's this now?
827
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:22,541
What year is it?
828
00:45:22,625 --> 00:45:24,083
1789, apparently.
829
00:45:24,166 --> 00:45:25,625
No, what date is it today?
830
00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:28,083
-March 8, 1982.
-What about Olympe de Gouges?
831
00:45:28,166 --> 00:45:30,791
-Who?
-What happened to Olympe de Gouges!
832
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:32,416
Let go of me, crazy lady!
833
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,541
LIBRARY
834
00:45:40,083 --> 00:45:41,333
Decapitated!
835
00:45:43,166 --> 00:45:44,416
They decapitated her.
836
00:45:46,416 --> 00:45:47,416
It's my fault!
837
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:50,041
I told he to put up posters.
838
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:55,375
And Nicolas? What did they do to Nicolas?
839
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,666
Hubert, why am I here?
840
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:26,875
And why the French Revolution?
841
00:46:29,041 --> 00:46:30,375
Answer me, please!
842
00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:35,750
Did you know Nicolas poisoned himself
to avoid the guillotine?
843
00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:39,541
That's weird, the death penalty
has just been abolished by Badinter.
844
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:42,875
Weird, yeah. Two hundred years too late.
845
00:46:43,916 --> 00:46:45,375
I've had enough of this.
846
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,500
I want to go home.
I want all this to stop.
847
00:46:51,166 --> 00:46:52,041
Hubert!
848
00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:53,958
Hubert!
849
00:46:57,541 --> 00:46:58,666
There he is.
850
00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:00,875
There you are!
851
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000
Now, take me home!
852
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:08,791
-And where is that?
-Who are you?
853
00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:10,708
The taxi drive you just hailed.
854
00:47:11,291 --> 00:47:14,250
So, honey, tell me,
do you live with your parents?
855
00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:16,833
Well, yes, in '82 I lived with my parents.
856
00:47:17,083 --> 00:47:19,083
That was the year Mom left Dad.
857
00:47:21,791 --> 00:47:24,625
I know where to go!
60 de Bretagne street, please
858
00:47:25,250 --> 00:47:26,833
And we're off, darling.
859
00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:44,208
Is that costume for a movie?
860
00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:47,916
Well, you're very pretty, honey.
861
00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,375
Nice costume! I like it.
862
00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:56,208
Really. You're a sexy
little revolutionary.
863
00:48:01,875 --> 00:48:02,958
Here we are.
864
00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:05,625
That's 64 francs and 45 cents.
865
00:48:05,833 --> 00:48:08,291
Yes, but I don't have any money, see?
866
00:48:08,375 --> 00:48:10,250
I'll just go ask my dad.
867
00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:13,791
A beautiful woman like you
doesn't have to ask her dad.
868
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:17,250
We can settle things like adults.
Come up here.
869
00:48:18,125 --> 00:48:21,083
It's like ten bucks!
What would I do for ten bucks?
870
00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:23,458
Don't worry, we'll find out.
871
00:48:24,291 --> 00:48:27,625
You're going to get exposed
for the pig you are,
872
00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:30,125
so you know what? Enjoy it while it lasts.
873
00:48:30,208 --> 00:48:32,250
And remember this, #MeToo.
874
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:33,916
Hashtag what?
875
00:48:34,333 --> 00:48:37,083
Get out of here or my dad
will kick your teeth in!
876
00:48:37,166 --> 00:48:39,916
-Skank! Scumbag! Filthy whore!
-That's right.
877
00:48:46,416 --> 00:48:47,375
Mom.
878
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:50,875
Oh, Dad!
879
00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:53,708
My precious Dad.
880
00:49:05,916 --> 00:49:06,750
Dad?
881
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:08,916
And for the first time in France,
882
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,958
this Monday, March 8, will officially be
dedicated to women.
883
00:49:13,041 --> 00:49:15,416
It will be celebrated at the Elysée Palace
884
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,333
where the Head of State has invited...
885
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:22,625
Look what you made me do!
886
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:26,083
How could I have forgotten this?
887
00:49:27,250 --> 00:49:29,125
It wasn't a birthmark!
888
00:49:29,208 --> 00:49:31,291
You sick man! You burned me!
889
00:49:31,416 --> 00:49:33,416
Mom! Mom!
890
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,125
You'll get one too!
891
00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:41,750
Look what you made me do!
892
00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:43,375
Get out!
893
00:49:45,791 --> 00:49:46,916
Dad!
894
00:49:50,125 --> 00:49:51,083
Whoa!
895
00:49:52,250 --> 00:49:54,458
Hello, need a ride?
896
00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:56,708
You knew!
897
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:58,916
You knew my dad was violent!
898
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,375
Why did my mom let me believe otherwise?
899
00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:03,291
You believed it all by yourself.
900
00:50:03,375 --> 00:50:06,250
How could I have blocked
that out all these years?
901
00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,541
She actually left him to protect me.
902
00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,875
She didn't want to tarnish his image.
903
00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:13,416
Hubert! Take me back. I miss my mom!
904
00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:16,166
Your mom?
The one you criticize all the time?
905
00:50:18,291 --> 00:50:22,041
It's so funny having innocent people
wander around their past.
906
00:50:22,125 --> 00:50:24,583
Those who forget their past
are condemned...
907
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,916
To...
908
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,208
Relive it!
909
00:50:28,291 --> 00:50:30,333
Could you stop with the quotes, Yoda?
910
00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:31,750
No, Winston Churchill.
911
00:50:32,750 --> 00:50:33,958
Now hop in!
912
00:50:34,250 --> 00:50:37,250
Okay, Hubert! I get it, I've had enough.
913
00:50:37,333 --> 00:50:39,208
We're still well off the mark.
914
00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:40,250
Look,...
915
00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,458
These dresses really suck.
916
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:50,333
I told you, I understand.
917
00:50:52,041 --> 00:50:53,333
I got it.
918
00:50:53,416 --> 00:50:54,958
All men are coprolites.
919
00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:56,916
My dad, my boss.
920
00:50:57,875 --> 00:51:00,708
You! Which means, we can go home.
921
00:51:02,500 --> 00:51:03,750
Him too?
922
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:07,208
Oh, Nicolas! No, not him.
923
00:51:07,958 --> 00:51:11,958
You're right, all men are coprolites
except for Nicolas de Condorcet.
924
00:51:12,375 --> 00:51:14,250
So, we still have a way to go.
925
00:51:16,708 --> 00:51:18,791
That's enough, I'll take the reins!
926
00:51:18,875 --> 00:51:20,666
Where are we? And when are we?
927
00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:24,041
Paris, Dauphine Street, April 19, 1906.
928
00:51:24,125 --> 00:51:26,875
What are we doing here?
Do I have to kill someone again?
929
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,875
You didn't kill anyone, history did.
You can't change that.
930
00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,541
Who will history kill next?
931
00:51:37,625 --> 00:51:40,250
Please tell me they have
speed bumps in 1906?
932
00:51:40,333 --> 00:51:42,250
Pierre! Pierre!
933
00:51:43,750 --> 00:51:44,750
Pierre!
934
00:51:46,708 --> 00:51:47,916
Is that Marie Curie?
935
00:51:48,416 --> 00:51:50,583
Don't tell me I killed Pierre Curie!
936
00:51:51,458 --> 00:51:52,541
This can't be!
937
00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,625
I'm sorry!
938
00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:55,875
So sorry!
939
00:51:57,250 --> 00:51:58,500
Hubert, come back!
940
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,625
Don't worry, he'll pull through.
941
00:52:03,166 --> 00:52:05,000
I'll put him recovery position.
942
00:52:05,083 --> 00:52:07,291
Then pull his leg out.
943
00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:08,458
Like that.
944
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,791
It's nothing! Just a sprain.
945
00:52:12,125 --> 00:52:14,083
There, nothing at all.
946
00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:22,750
His passing is a tragedy for science,
particularly for the Sorbonne,
947
00:52:23,416 --> 00:52:25,958
who has lost
an admirable physics professor.
948
00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:29,625
We'll never find anyone to replace him.
949
00:52:30,083 --> 00:52:34,208
No one truly understands the significance
of his work on radioactivity.
950
00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:37,791
Radioactivity?
Is it really necessary to teach that?
951
00:52:37,875 --> 00:52:39,666
Or even study?
952
00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:42,375
I doubt it'll lead
to any major discoveries.
953
00:52:43,458 --> 00:52:45,333
Sorry to interrupt, gentlemen,
954
00:52:45,416 --> 00:52:48,333
but if they're looking
to replace Pierre Curie,
955
00:52:48,416 --> 00:52:49,916
tell them to hire Marie Curie.
956
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,916
A woman? Come on.
957
00:52:53,208 --> 00:52:55,708
-So what?
-So, miss,
958
00:52:56,333 --> 00:52:59,041
a woman has never
held a post at a university.
959
00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:00,791
And you are?
960
00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:02,416
Aristide Briand.
961
00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:06,083
Yes, your name rings a bell...
What do you do again?
962
00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:08,958
He's only the Minister of Education.
963
00:53:10,083 --> 00:53:11,875
-And you are?
-A woman.
964
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:16,125
Who is wondering why a woman
can't be a professor.
965
00:53:16,625 --> 00:53:18,208
Because she's a woman,
966
00:53:18,291 --> 00:53:21,125
and women can't teach men.
967
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:28,125
Clearly, with your view of radioactivity,
I understood you're a real champ.
968
00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:30,166
But you, Aristide Briand,
969
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:34,166
do you want to be someone
no one remembers?
970
00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,875
Like... him?
971
00:53:35,958 --> 00:53:37,875
Or do you want to be a minister
972
00:53:38,333 --> 00:53:39,916
history will remember...
973
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:43,333
because he appointed Marie Curie
to the Sorbonne?
974
00:53:46,833 --> 00:53:49,958
Of course, with the sudden death
of Pierre Curie,
975
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:53,666
she's the only one who understands
their work on radioactivity, but...
976
00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:54,791
She's a woman.
977
00:53:55,625 --> 00:53:56,666
You were saying?
978
00:53:58,041 --> 00:54:00,416
-Will she agree to it?
-Of course!
979
00:54:00,500 --> 00:54:01,541
No.
980
00:54:02,291 --> 00:54:03,500
You can't refuse!
981
00:54:03,583 --> 00:54:05,833
I have research, two daughters to raise,
982
00:54:05,916 --> 00:54:07,791
and a woman cannot be a professor.
983
00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:08,750
Yes! You!
984
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:12,250
You'll be the most celebrated
woman in France.
985
00:54:12,333 --> 00:54:15,875
You'll have schools and hospitals
named after you.
986
00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:18,041
And 999 streets!
987
00:54:18,666 --> 00:54:21,583
-You'll win the Nobel Prize.
-I already did with Pierre.
988
00:54:21,666 --> 00:54:23,083
You'll get another one.
989
00:54:23,750 --> 00:54:27,625
No, a woman has never won
a Nobel Prize in physics or chemistry.
990
00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:31,750
You'll be the first!
Thanks to... all this!
991
00:54:32,833 --> 00:54:35,291
Wait, I'm in Marie Curie's lab...
992
00:54:36,750 --> 00:54:40,125
Marie, what's that?
It's not uranium, is it?
993
00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:41,250
No.
994
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:44,416
It's radium.
It's millions of times more radioactive.
995
00:54:44,916 --> 00:54:47,541
Radiation? Marie, guys!
996
00:54:47,625 --> 00:54:50,250
-We need to protect ourselves!
-From what?
997
00:54:50,333 --> 00:54:52,666
-Do you have any tinfoil?
-What?
998
00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:56,458
Belts?
999
00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:04,625
So, what's the first female professor
going to teach her students?
1000
00:55:04,708 --> 00:55:05,875
Bravo!
1001
00:55:08,416 --> 00:55:11,041
A female professor?
The world is upside-down!
1002
00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:13,375
Why not a female prime minister?
1003
00:55:14,333 --> 00:55:18,000
This may shock you, but it'll happen.
Her name's Edith Cresson.
1004
00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:21,041
Charlie, can you lower the blinds, please?
1005
00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:22,083
Yes, excuse me.
1006
00:55:23,416 --> 00:55:26,333
Okay, Hubert, I can go home.
I've understood.
1007
00:55:26,416 --> 00:55:27,666
So, to succeed,
1008
00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:30,166
a woman doesn't need a husband.
1009
00:55:32,416 --> 00:55:34,875
You're right, I already knew that.
That's not it.
1010
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:37,875
To succeed, a woman needs
to run over her husband?
1011
00:55:41,041 --> 00:55:42,666
Okay, I still don't get it.
1012
00:55:42,750 --> 00:55:45,750
Allow me to introduce radium.
1013
00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:52,083
Oh, come on.
1014
00:55:52,166 --> 00:55:53,916
Enough with the radium!
1015
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:55,791
She'll give everyone cancer!
1016
00:55:56,416 --> 00:55:59,208
Ladies and gentlemen, we must leave!
1017
00:56:00,041 --> 00:56:01,208
I'm so stupid.
1018
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:03,291
Gentlemen, we must leave!
1019
00:56:06,333 --> 00:56:07,291
Fire!
1020
00:56:09,375 --> 00:56:10,666
-There we go!
-Move!
1021
00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:17,166
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
1022
00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:21,083
Are you okay?
1023
00:56:22,791 --> 00:56:23,750
Yes.
1024
00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:25,416
Who are you?
1025
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:27,541
I'm...
1026
00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:29,250
-The new maid, right?
-Sure.
1027
00:56:29,958 --> 00:56:32,416
-Are you sick?
-Nauseous every morning.
1028
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:33,875
Are you pregnant?
1029
00:56:33,958 --> 00:56:35,958
Of course not, I'm not married.
1030
00:56:36,416 --> 00:56:38,166
-Did you sleep with someone?
-No.
1031
00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:39,666
Yes?
1032
00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:41,583
A little bit.
1033
00:56:41,666 --> 00:56:42,666
With who?
1034
00:56:42,750 --> 00:56:44,000
Well, my master.
1035
00:56:44,708 --> 00:56:46,333
-Esther!
-It's my master.
1036
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:01,833
-Yes, sir?
-Thirsty!
1037
00:57:01,916 --> 00:57:03,750
-Yes, sir.
-Hungry.
1038
00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:05,791
Yes, sir.
1039
00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:15,458
Your master is Napoleon?
1040
00:57:15,750 --> 00:57:16,791
Well, yes!
1041
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:19,291
You're going to have Napoleon's baby?
1042
00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:20,375
That's great!
1043
00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:22,166
That's crazy!
1044
00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:25,041
If I'm pregnant, what do I do?
1045
00:57:25,291 --> 00:57:28,375
Because unmarried women can't find work
1046
00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:30,250
and are banished from society!
1047
00:57:34,166 --> 00:57:35,500
Just get an abortion.
1048
00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:38,166
Abortion is a crime!
1049
00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:40,000
You can end up in prison!
1050
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:41,416
Where are you from?
1051
00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,166
Yeah, sorry, it's the 1800s.
1052
00:57:44,916 --> 00:57:46,458
Anyway, I was wondering...
1053
00:57:46,541 --> 00:57:48,916
Does Napoleon sleep with all his maids?
1054
00:57:50,416 --> 00:57:51,416
Yes.
1055
00:57:53,791 --> 00:57:54,708
No, leave it.
1056
00:57:56,166 --> 00:57:58,708
I'll do it.
In your condition, it's better.
1057
00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:02,000
Give me your apron.
1058
00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:04,333
You can't change history.
1059
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,166
But you can take advantage of it.
1060
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:18,416
There she is, the sexy maid.
1061
00:58:18,916 --> 00:58:22,583
George Sand isn't the only one
who can sleep with celebrities.
1062
00:58:28,375 --> 00:58:29,333
Come in.
1063
00:58:41,833 --> 00:58:43,166
I'm the new maid.
1064
00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:47,625
I understand there's a tradition
with the new ones.
1065
00:58:48,875 --> 00:58:51,000
And I like to respect traditions.
1066
00:58:51,083 --> 00:58:54,791
Especially because it's been ages
since I've... been respected.
1067
00:58:55,791 --> 00:58:56,791
Traditionally.
1068
00:58:58,375 --> 00:58:59,916
That's enough. Bottoms up!
1069
00:59:00,875 --> 00:59:01,791
What the...
1070
00:59:02,625 --> 00:59:03,958
How dare you?
1071
00:59:04,041 --> 00:59:05,458
Do you know who I am?
1072
00:59:05,541 --> 00:59:08,125
Yes, Napoleon.
And you can grumble about it later.
1073
00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:09,833
Straddle up, Your Majesty.
1074
00:59:09,916 --> 00:59:11,333
Impossible, I have to work!
1075
00:59:11,416 --> 00:59:13,125
Hey! Impossible isn't French.
1076
00:59:13,833 --> 00:59:14,958
I love that!
1077
00:59:15,625 --> 00:59:16,833
I'm going to use it.
1078
00:59:17,583 --> 00:59:18,500
I know.
1079
00:59:19,208 --> 00:59:20,791
For a maid, you really...
1080
00:59:20,875 --> 00:59:21,875
Have it made!
1081
00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:24,958
-Got a condom?
-A what?
1082
00:59:26,166 --> 00:59:27,791
All's fair in love and war!
1083
00:59:33,250 --> 00:59:34,375
Oh, Your Majesty...
1084
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,000
Can I call you Nicolas?
1085
01:00:01,958 --> 01:00:04,583
Let me introduce you
to the little corporal.
1086
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:22,958
Nico...
1087
01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:27,500
Napo!
1088
01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:32,958
You're still working?
1089
01:00:33,041 --> 01:00:34,791
I'm writing the first Civil Code.
1090
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:36,791
The Civil Code of 1804?
1091
01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:38,708
No, it's 1803.
1092
01:00:38,791 --> 01:00:41,291
Your code will be enacted next year.
1093
01:00:41,375 --> 01:00:45,000
This is the pen that wrote the Civil Code?
With your initials?
1094
01:00:45,083 --> 01:00:47,916
Can I keep it? Please, Napo?
1095
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:50,375
Keep it. A gift from Napoleon.
1096
01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:55,041
Ah, women. You give them a pen
and they're happy.
1097
01:01:01,250 --> 01:01:03,750
"Woman is... eiuen?"
1098
01:01:04,166 --> 01:01:05,833
You have terrible handwriting.
1099
01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:07,791
No, not "eiuen," it's "given."
1100
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:11,708
"Woman is given to man to make children.
1101
01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:15,875
"She is therefore her property
as a fruit tree belongs to a gardener."
1102
01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:19,125
You're putting that in?
1103
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:20,083
Well, yes.
1104
01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:23,083
Thirsty!
1105
01:01:23,791 --> 01:01:24,916
I'm not your maid.
1106
01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:26,208
Yes, you are.
1107
01:01:27,666 --> 01:01:31,291
No, I'm not. Actually, I'm a lawyer.
1108
01:01:32,958 --> 01:01:33,916
Lawyer?
1109
01:01:34,708 --> 01:01:35,583
Yeah.
1110
01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:38,291
That's funny because
1111
01:01:38,875 --> 01:01:39,958
I'm the one who...
1112
01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:43,041
I reinstated lawyers,
1113
01:01:43,791 --> 01:01:45,500
and I didn't authorize women.
1114
01:01:45,875 --> 01:01:47,791
-Know why?
-I'm gonna enjoy this.
1115
01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,250
Because women are good for one thing.
1116
01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:51,750
Obeying their husbands.
1117
01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:55,125
Article...
1118
01:01:57,583 --> 01:01:59,416
Article 213 of my Code.
1119
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,125
"The husband must protect his wife.
1120
01:02:02,208 --> 01:02:04,875
"And the wife must obey her husband."
1121
01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:07,541
That's funny!
1122
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,708
Because Article 213 was amended
1123
01:02:09,791 --> 01:02:12,458
and today it reads that
"Spouses shall jointly
1124
01:02:12,541 --> 01:02:15,375
"provide moral and material guidance
for the family."
1125
01:02:15,458 --> 01:02:16,416
Today?
1126
01:02:16,708 --> 01:02:18,458
What is this nonsense?
1127
01:02:18,541 --> 01:02:20,625
Today? I just read it to you today.
1128
01:02:20,708 --> 01:02:22,791
Obviously not today, today.
1129
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:24,458
Today in the future.
1130
01:02:26,833 --> 01:02:27,791
There you go.
1131
01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:33,708
That's why you'll never be man's equal.
You can't even understand time.
1132
01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,750
What's your problem with women?
1133
01:02:35,833 --> 01:02:37,333
Your mother's a woman.
1134
01:02:37,416 --> 01:02:39,666
Your future child may be a girl.
1135
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:43,041
I got you pregnant?
1136
01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,000
What?
1137
01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,583
We slept together 15 minutes ago!
1138
01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:49,166
Are you stupid? Not me, Esther!
1139
01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:50,125
Esther?
1140
01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:52,375
Esther the mulatto?
1141
01:02:52,458 --> 01:02:54,625
-Mulatto?
-Guards!
1142
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:58,000
That's right, he reinstated slavery.
1143
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,208
Yes, sir.
1144
01:03:01,291 --> 01:03:03,291
Have Esther dismissed immediately.
1145
01:03:03,375 --> 01:03:04,541
-Yes, sir!
-What?
1146
01:03:04,625 --> 01:03:08,500
Dismiss a pregnant woman
and then abandon Josephine for sterility?
1147
01:03:08,916 --> 01:03:10,416
Josephine is sterile?
1148
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,166
-Oops.
-Who are you, witch?
1149
01:03:12,833 --> 01:03:15,291
-Hubert, not witches again.
-Guards!
1150
01:03:17,291 --> 01:03:18,875
-Yes, sir?
-Arrest her.
1151
01:03:18,958 --> 01:03:22,791
No, no, because today
there's a Code thanks to you!
1152
01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:26,416
No more arbitrariness,
no more witch trials
1153
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,208
or drownings or burnings.
1154
01:03:28,291 --> 01:03:30,208
Now you need a motive to arrest me.
1155
01:03:32,166 --> 01:03:34,166
She stole my pen with my initials.
1156
01:03:34,916 --> 01:03:36,000
Search her.
1157
01:03:36,833 --> 01:03:37,750
It'll be quick.
1158
01:03:41,750 --> 01:03:43,541
I don't think she has it, sir.
1159
01:03:45,041 --> 01:03:46,041
Search her dress.
1160
01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:50,583
It's so small.
1161
01:03:50,666 --> 01:03:52,583
I won't even waste time arguing.
1162
01:03:53,125 --> 01:03:55,250
So, what's the punishment?
1163
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:57,041
An hour on the picket?
1164
01:03:57,125 --> 01:04:01,458
Seriously? Forced labor
for stealing a pen?
1165
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:04,041
It was just a pen!
1166
01:04:04,125 --> 01:04:06,375
And I didn't even steal it.
This is not fair!
1167
01:04:06,458 --> 01:04:08,208
Okay, Hubert, I get it.
1168
01:04:08,291 --> 01:04:10,083
I freed guilty people, I know.
1169
01:04:10,166 --> 01:04:11,416
I won't do that anymore.
1170
01:04:11,500 --> 01:04:14,291
Quit shouting! You're a criminal like us.
1171
01:04:14,375 --> 01:04:17,208
You stole a pen, her, a skirt,
her, two apples.
1172
01:04:17,291 --> 01:04:19,833
-What did you do?
-I cheated on my husband.
1173
01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:21,791
You're going to break rocks for that?
1174
01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:23,291
Men break rocks.
1175
01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:25,416
What do women do in labor camps?
1176
01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:28,375
They give us to colonists
to repopulate the colonies.
1177
01:04:28,458 --> 01:04:30,083
I'd rather break rocks.
1178
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:31,583
You don't get a choice.
1179
01:04:31,666 --> 01:04:33,250
27, come forward!
1180
01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:39,041
Number 27.
1181
01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:40,750
That's the one I want.
1182
01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:41,833
She's all yours.
1183
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,375
No!
1184
01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:44,583
Get her!
1185
01:04:46,833 --> 01:04:49,041
Women are forbidden from public urinals!
1186
01:04:49,125 --> 01:04:52,000
Your weenie is too small
to see anyway, moron.
1187
01:04:52,083 --> 01:04:54,250
Public toilets for men only?
1188
01:04:54,333 --> 01:04:56,916
What do women do,
pee in the street standing up?
1189
01:05:00,750 --> 01:05:01,791
Thanks, Hubert!
1190
01:05:05,916 --> 01:05:07,125
It's the Liberation!
1191
01:05:07,875 --> 01:05:09,833
Hubert! Why am I here?
1192
01:05:11,416 --> 01:05:13,791
Fine, don't answer.
I'll find out by myself.
1193
01:05:13,875 --> 01:05:15,083
Pardon, excuse me.
1194
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:20,750
Pardon. Here we go.
1195
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:23,291
Hello, excuse me, what's going on?
1196
01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:24,541
Municipal elections.
1197
01:05:24,625 --> 01:05:26,208
And women can finally vote.
1198
01:05:26,291 --> 01:05:28,708
Today's the day women vote
for the first time?
1199
01:05:28,791 --> 01:05:30,750
-What's the day today?
-The 29th.
1200
01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,500
The whole date?
1201
01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:33,625
Month, day, year?
1202
01:05:33,708 --> 01:05:36,000
They can vote,
but they don't know the date.
1203
01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:37,958
It's April 29, 1945.
1204
01:05:38,041 --> 01:05:40,083
We got the right to vote so late?
1205
01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:42,416
Yes, and it's still too early
if you ask me.
1206
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,791
We didn't.
1207
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,208
-Sorry?
-Forget it.
1208
01:05:48,291 --> 01:05:50,166
-Go ahead, ma'am.
-I will, sir.
1209
01:05:55,541 --> 01:05:56,666
You're toxic.
1210
01:06:05,875 --> 01:06:07,041
Vote cast!
1211
01:06:07,125 --> 01:06:08,375
Marie-Louise Fèvre.
1212
01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:10,250
October 17, 1918.
1213
01:06:12,833 --> 01:06:13,875
Vote cast!
1214
01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,166
-Can I borrow it?
-Grandma?
1215
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:19,541
Françoise!
1216
01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:22,250
-Lend your doll to the little girl.
-Mom?
1217
01:06:22,833 --> 01:06:24,458
Oh, Mom!
1218
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:27,875
Françoise, come here.
1219
01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:29,583
Who are you?
1220
01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,458
Grandma!
1221
01:06:34,416 --> 01:06:36,958
Ma'am. I'm sorry, I'm just emotional.
1222
01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:39,166
I miss my family so much.
1223
01:06:39,250 --> 01:06:43,791
The war, Paris has finally been liberated
and the rest of France will be soon.
1224
01:06:43,875 --> 01:06:45,791
Yes, and soon the Armistice!
1225
01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,208
That'll be a big day!
1226
01:06:47,291 --> 01:06:48,916
Today's a big day, too.
1227
01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:52,458
By the way, who did you vote for?
1228
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:54,625
I didn't vote.
1229
01:06:55,416 --> 01:06:57,541
My husband's not really for it.
1230
01:06:57,625 --> 01:06:59,666
But this is historic!
1231
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:02,791
Gran... Ma'am, you can't not vote!
1232
01:07:02,875 --> 01:07:05,458
I did it, Mom. I voted for the first time.
1233
01:07:05,541 --> 01:07:07,791
My big guy. You're a man now!
1234
01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:08,958
Uncle...
1235
01:07:10,875 --> 01:07:13,916
Your son. Your son voted and you didn't?
1236
01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,541
-Well, yes.
-Mom, I put the paper in the envelope!
1237
01:07:16,625 --> 01:07:19,458
Hey, but I put it in the mailbox!
1238
01:07:19,541 --> 01:07:21,041
The ballot box, stupid.
1239
01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:22,333
I'm not stupid!
1240
01:07:22,416 --> 01:07:24,000
-Let me go!
-They're so young!
1241
01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:25,458
I'm not stupid!
1242
01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:27,000
That's enough, boys!
1243
01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:29,625
Stop, let's go. Monique, we're going home.
1244
01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:32,083
No, she's not going. She'd like to vote.
1245
01:07:33,541 --> 01:07:35,166
What are you talking about?
1246
01:07:35,458 --> 01:07:39,208
Yes, René, I'd like to vote.
If it's okay with you, of course.
1247
01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:41,958
Don't be ridiculous.
1248
01:07:42,041 --> 01:07:44,375
She said she wants to vote.
1249
01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:47,250
Hey, suffragette, don't give
her any wild ideas!
1250
01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:50,000
-Please, René...
-And you! Don't make me...
1251
01:07:50,083 --> 01:07:52,041
You used to hit Grandma?
1252
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:54,250
What?
1253
01:07:54,875 --> 01:07:57,541
Françoise, never let a man hit you, okay?
1254
01:07:57,625 --> 01:07:59,083
Leave my daughter alone.
1255
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:03,875
And don't marry Christian Leroy!
Repeat after me! Christian Leroy!
1256
01:08:03,958 --> 01:08:05,041
Christian Leroy.
1257
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:08,458
Because those who forget the past
are condemned to relive it.
1258
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:11,833
Winston Churchill said that.
1259
01:08:11,916 --> 01:08:12,916
No, he didn't.
1260
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,208
Well, he will... soon.
1261
01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:17,500
Sir, your wife...
1262
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,916
-Control her.
-She's not my wife!
1263
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:22,250
"She's not my wife."
1264
01:08:23,208 --> 01:08:24,416
No worries there.
1265
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:27,666
Wait,
1266
01:08:28,791 --> 01:08:30,500
if Mom never marries Dad,
1267
01:08:31,541 --> 01:08:32,750
I won't be born.
1268
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,250
I just killed myself.
1269
01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:36,541
Mom!
1270
01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:39,666
Have you seen my mother?
1271
01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:41,416
Mom!
1272
01:08:42,291 --> 01:08:43,500
Move!
1273
01:08:44,375 --> 01:08:45,375
Mom!
1274
01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:49,041
Mom? Sorry. Mom!
1275
01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:51,291
Have you seen my mother?
1276
01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:52,916
Mom?
1277
01:08:53,875 --> 01:08:55,250
Oh, Bobigny courthouse!
1278
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,458
Oh, I'm...
1279
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:00,458
Wide collars, turtleneck sweaters,
1280
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,125
I'm not home yet.
1281
01:09:02,208 --> 01:09:05,166
I really hope they sentence
Marie-Claire's mother.
1282
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:07,000
Marie-Claire Chevalier?
1283
01:09:07,833 --> 01:09:10,291
-This is the Bobigny trial? It's 1972?
-Yes.
1284
01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:11,958
That means my mom is here!
1285
01:09:12,041 --> 01:09:14,958
I hope they sentence her, too.
Her daughter's a harlot.
1286
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:19,041
How can you say that?
You're a girl, you're the same age!
1287
01:09:19,125 --> 01:09:21,333
Is your headband too tight or something?
1288
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:24,500
Anyway, if Mom's here
she must be on the other side.
1289
01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:25,958
-Out of my way!
-Yes, go.
1290
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:27,750
Stay on your side, ma'am, please!
1291
01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:29,541
-My mother's on that side.
-No!
1292
01:09:29,625 --> 01:09:30,708
But I'm pro-choice!
1293
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:33,333
Of course you are. Get over there.
1294
01:09:33,416 --> 01:09:34,500
Okay, obviously...
1295
01:09:37,083 --> 01:09:38,333
That's provocation!
1296
01:09:39,791 --> 01:09:41,750
That's provocation! Unbelievable.
1297
01:09:41,833 --> 01:09:43,125
This is pointless!
1298
01:09:43,208 --> 01:09:45,750
Simone Veil will legalize abortion
in three years.
1299
01:09:45,833 --> 01:09:47,500
No! This is provocation.
1300
01:09:47,583 --> 01:09:49,666
What now? If I go back, they'll kill me.
1301
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:50,916
Let her in!
1302
01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:53,333
-Let her in!
-Go ahead.
1303
01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:56,666
Excuse me, do you know a Françoise?
1304
01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:57,833
-Françoise?
-Yes.
1305
01:09:57,916 --> 01:10:00,833
Of course. Hey, Françoise!
Someone's looking for you.
1306
01:10:00,916 --> 01:10:02,541
Oh, Mom!
1307
01:10:02,625 --> 01:10:04,958
Oh, sorry. You're going to be a mom!
1308
01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:06,791
That's great!
1309
01:10:07,416 --> 01:10:09,583
Yes, it happens to lots of women.
1310
01:10:09,666 --> 01:10:13,000
I was afraid you wouldn't
sleep with Dad. Well, the father.
1311
01:10:13,083 --> 01:10:14,833
I'm so happy!
1312
01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:15,916
Thanks.
1313
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,958
And your daughter will love you
more than she says.
1314
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:20,708
Okay, but it might be a boy.
1315
01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,000
I don't think so.
1316
01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:23,958
Girl or boy, it'll be the same name.
1317
01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,333
SLUT SPECIAL
CHARLIE HEBDO
1318
01:10:25,416 --> 01:10:27,375
So, that's why? I never knew.
1319
01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:28,791
That's crazy.
1320
01:10:30,208 --> 01:10:32,708
So, I am Charlie!
1321
01:10:32,791 --> 01:10:33,625
Okay!
1322
01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:35,916
Of course, you don't get the reference.
1323
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:37,250
The hearing is public!
1324
01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:38,541
Let us in!
1325
01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:40,000
In his closing argument,
1326
01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:44,708
the prosecutor asked the judge to sentence
the mother of Marie-Claire Chevalier
1327
01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:46,291
to three years of prison.
1328
01:10:46,375 --> 01:10:48,916
Three other women risk prison as well...
1329
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,833
The backstreet abortionist
1330
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:55,291
and two friends
who helped pay for the illegal act.
1331
01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:58,125
So it's now up to counselor
Gisèle Halimi...
1332
01:10:58,208 --> 01:11:00,500
This is Gisèle Halimi's defense speech!
1333
01:11:00,583 --> 01:11:02,666
-Of course!
-We can't miss this!
1334
01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,958
I know, but they won't let us in.
1335
01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:07,916
Let us in! The hearing is public!
1336
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,750
I have an idea. Excuse me, sorry!
1337
01:11:10,833 --> 01:11:12,375
Pardon, excuse me.
1338
01:11:13,291 --> 01:11:15,041
Excuse me, sir.
1339
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:16,791
Hello, excuse me. I'm a lawyer.
1340
01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:18,750
This pregnant woman is my client.
1341
01:11:18,833 --> 01:11:20,041
-We need to get in.
-No.
1342
01:11:21,875 --> 01:11:23,416
What about for 50 francs?
1343
01:11:25,291 --> 01:11:27,000
-Do you have 50?
-Yes.
1344
01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,625
If you have permission, that's different.
1345
01:11:34,333 --> 01:11:36,791
-You're incredible!
-I get it from my mother.
1346
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:39,125
I identify with Mrs. Chevalier,
1347
01:11:39,208 --> 01:11:41,541
with the three women present
in the hearing.
1348
01:11:41,625 --> 01:11:43,791
with the women marching in the street
1349
01:11:43,875 --> 01:11:45,666
and with millions of French women.
1350
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:48,958
They're my family, their struggle is mine.
1351
01:11:49,041 --> 01:11:51,333
They're my daily practice.
1352
01:11:51,416 --> 01:11:54,083
It's always the same class, poor women,
1353
01:11:54,166 --> 01:11:56,875
vulnerable, not in a relationship.
1354
01:11:57,875 --> 01:12:00,208
I've been defending them for 20 years.
1355
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:05,333
I've yet to defend
an important politician,
1356
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:10,166
or the wife of a famous doctor,
or lawyer, or of a CEO,
1357
01:12:10,250 --> 01:12:12,791
or one of their mistresses.
1358
01:12:13,250 --> 01:12:15,750
Because you always sentence the same ones,
1359
01:12:16,625 --> 01:12:17,916
the Mrs. Chevaliers.
1360
01:12:19,083 --> 01:12:20,750
Now that's a defense speech!
1361
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:25,000
Take a woman who find herself pregnant
because her contraception fails.
1362
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,208
Suppose we forget to take our pill.
1363
01:12:27,291 --> 01:12:29,708
Yes, we can forget our pill.
1364
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:31,708
Suppose we make a mistake.
1365
01:12:31,791 --> 01:12:34,250
A mistake in the choice of contraception.
1366
01:12:34,666 --> 01:12:36,458
Or the position of the diaphragm.
1367
01:12:36,541 --> 01:12:39,958
Failure. Error. Forgetfulness.
1368
01:12:40,041 --> 01:12:43,708
Do you want to force women
to create life through failure?
1369
01:12:43,791 --> 01:12:45,875
Through error? Through forgetfulness?
1370
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:49,875
There are young women
who see their pregnancy through,
1371
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,750
for complex reasons,
1372
01:12:51,833 --> 01:12:54,958
but let's say
it's because they respect the law.
1373
01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:57,250
Article 317.
1374
01:12:57,333 --> 01:12:59,416
They see it through to the end.
1375
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:01,250
What do we do for them?
1376
01:13:01,333 --> 01:13:03,083
We call them whores.
1377
01:13:03,583 --> 01:13:06,875
Never mind the fact that
they have to abandon their studies.
1378
01:13:06,958 --> 01:13:11,041
It's true repression
that befalls single mothers.
1379
01:13:11,125 --> 01:13:14,166
This law, gentlemen, cannot survive
1380
01:13:14,250 --> 01:13:18,333
because it fundamentally
goes against women's liberation,
1381
01:13:18,416 --> 01:13:20,500
who have always been oppressed.
1382
01:13:20,958 --> 01:13:24,125
Women were slaves even
before slavery was born.
1383
01:13:24,208 --> 01:13:26,458
When Christianity became a state religion,
1384
01:13:26,541 --> 01:13:29,500
women became the "demon," the "temptress."
1385
01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:33,375
-In the Middle Ages, women were nothing.
-That's true.
1386
01:13:33,458 --> 01:13:36,416
And despite the Revolution,
when women emerged to speak
1387
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,708
and go to the barricade,
1388
01:13:39,250 --> 01:13:42,666
they still weren't full human beings.
1389
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:43,916
She couldn't even vote.
1390
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:47,750
In the Industrial Age,
when women became workers,
1391
01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:50,291
she was exploited, as were all workers.
1392
01:13:50,375 --> 01:13:52,708
But exploitation that workers suffer
1393
01:13:52,791 --> 01:13:57,000
is in addition to the overexploitation
of women by men.
1394
01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:58,916
And this, in every social class.
1395
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,916
Women are more than exploited.
They are overexploited.
1396
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:06,291
And oppression, as Simone de Beauvoir
said recently...
1397
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:07,833
It's Simone de Beauvoir.
1398
01:14:07,916 --> 01:14:10,125
-...isn't only about the economy.
-Hi.
1399
01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:12,500
I love what you do.
1400
01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:16,166
Oppression is an age-old strategy
upheld over centuries
1401
01:14:16,250 --> 01:14:20,500
to submit women to men,
housewives or courtesans.
1402
01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:22,208
Are you okay?
1403
01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,416
Yes, it's what she's saying, it's so...
1404
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:28,208
Did you know, gentlemen,
that in the preamble to the Civil Code,
1405
01:14:28,333 --> 01:14:31,666
the authors wrote this,
the entire destiny of women.
1406
01:14:32,666 --> 01:14:36,708
"Woman is given to man
so she can make children.
1407
01:14:36,791 --> 01:14:41,375
"She is therefore her property
as a fruit tree belongs to a gardener."
1408
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:42,791
That's Napoleon.
1409
01:14:42,875 --> 01:14:45,500
Look at yourselves, and look at us.
1410
01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:48,666
Four women appearing before four men.
1411
01:14:49,625 --> 01:14:51,958
Would you agree, gentlemen,
1412
01:14:52,041 --> 01:14:56,958
to appear before a tribunal of women
for the right to control your own body?
1413
01:14:57,041 --> 01:14:58,916
That would be insane!
1414
01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:02,916
Gentlemen, accepting
that we are so alienated,
1415
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:06,375
accepting that we don't have
a right to control our bodies
1416
01:15:06,458 --> 01:15:11,000
would be accepting, gentlemen,
that we are no more than boxes,
1417
01:15:11,083 --> 01:15:14,958
receptacles in which we sow by surprise,
1418
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:17,875
by mistake, by ignorance,
1419
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:21,041
in which we sow sperm.
1420
01:15:22,458 --> 01:15:23,583
I'm going into labor!
1421
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:28,916
Go on, continue!
1422
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:30,541
Act like we're not here!
1423
01:15:31,666 --> 01:15:33,375
Come on, Françoise, let's go!
1424
01:15:34,291 --> 01:15:35,375
The baby's coming!
1425
01:15:35,458 --> 01:15:39,166
No, the baby's not coming.
You give birth in five days in Paris.
1426
01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:42,000
-Come on, hold it in.
-I can't.
1427
01:15:42,083 --> 01:15:44,541
-Squeeze your legs!
-Oh, no! It's coming!
1428
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:46,250
The baby's coming!
1429
01:15:48,541 --> 01:15:51,708
This is my fault!
Why did I bring you in here?
1430
01:15:51,791 --> 01:15:54,208
You should've stayed
outside the courthouse.
1431
01:15:55,791 --> 01:15:56,833
Help me!
1432
01:15:56,916 --> 01:15:59,125
I'm not gonna deliver myself!
1433
01:15:59,208 --> 01:16:02,958
This isn't happening.
I'm gonna be born on the floor in Bobigny!
1434
01:16:05,791 --> 01:16:06,833
I see my head!
1435
01:16:12,458 --> 01:16:14,708
Charlie, I love you.
1436
01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:20,750
It's 7:30, you're listening to RFM.
1437
01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:23,208
It's March 8. No, it's not Groundhog Day,
1438
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:26,333
it's International Women's Day,
so, ladies, enjoy.
1439
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:47,833
I love you, too.
1440
01:16:50,041 --> 01:16:52,208
I'm fine, just talking to a statue.
1441
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:57,541
I'm on the blue bridge!
1442
01:16:57,625 --> 01:17:00,250
I tried calling you,
but you didn't answer.
1443
01:17:00,333 --> 01:17:01,750
I don't have a phone.
1444
01:17:01,833 --> 01:17:04,250
-Find anything?
-No, you're right. He's guilty.
1445
01:17:04,333 --> 01:17:06,333
I know, but we need to defend him.
1446
01:17:06,875 --> 01:17:09,833
Do you know why this bridge
is called Marie-Claire?
1447
01:17:10,708 --> 01:17:14,541
Yes, because she was charged
with having an abortion,
1448
01:17:14,625 --> 01:17:16,541
-and then...
-You don't know.
1449
01:17:16,625 --> 01:17:17,708
No, I don't know.
1450
01:17:17,791 --> 01:17:20,875
Well, I feel bad about this,
but it's settled. Here
1451
01:17:20,958 --> 01:17:22,708
-your case.
-What?
1452
01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:25,375
No, you have to try the case!
1453
01:17:25,458 --> 01:17:26,875
You're gonna be great!
1454
01:17:31,458 --> 01:17:33,125
Yes, hello, it's Bertrand.
1455
01:17:33,208 --> 01:17:34,750
We have a little problem.
1456
01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:37,833
Hello!
1457
01:17:42,208 --> 01:17:44,916
Hey, Charlie! You can't ditch this client.
1458
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:46,583
I'm not. He has a great lawyer.
1459
01:17:48,625 --> 01:17:51,750
And thanks to you, he'll be convicted.
1460
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,416
Because he's a rapist, let's not forget.
1461
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:03,625
And don't forget, because those who forget
the past are condemned to relive it.
1462
01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:04,833
Who said that?
1463
01:18:07,291 --> 01:18:09,875
-The toilets?
-No! Winston Churchill!
1464
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:13,458
OUT OF SERVICE
1465
01:18:13,541 --> 01:18:15,375
After you, esteemed colleague.
1466
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,208
Seriously?
1467
01:18:31,375 --> 01:18:34,333
It's stuck! Let me out, I have a hearing!
1468
01:18:39,125 --> 01:18:40,291
Here, your seat...
1469
01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:47,041
-Who are you?
-Counsel Leroy.
1470
01:18:47,125 --> 01:18:48,625
I'm replacing your lawyer.
1471
01:18:48,708 --> 01:18:50,708
Court is in session, please be seated.
1472
01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,625
-We'll proceed with drawing jurors.
-That's the wrong side!
1473
01:18:56,375 --> 01:18:59,416
Everything's fine.
The opposing lawyer is very nice.
1474
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:03,083
-Juror 15.
-And he's terrible.
1475
01:19:03,166 --> 01:19:04,625
Miss Axelle Schneider.
1476
01:19:06,875 --> 01:19:10,291
-Juror 12, Mr. Daniel Roskis.
-That's my daughter.
1477
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,166
Juror 12, take a seat.
1478
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:19,208
Juror 14, Mrs. Mauricette Sainte-Rose.
1479
01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:24,416
There isn't much to say,
ladies and gentlemen of the jury.
1480
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:27,875
This man raped a woman.
He knows it, I know it.
1481
01:19:27,958 --> 01:19:29,625
You know it, and his lawyer...
1482
01:19:31,416 --> 01:19:35,333
His lawyer will argue the contrary,
but that won't change anything.
1483
01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:37,375
You have to convict him for his crime.
1484
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,375
Because, yes, rape is a crime in France.
1485
01:19:40,458 --> 01:19:42,291
Since 1980, anyway.
1486
01:19:42,375 --> 01:19:47,375
Thanks to one woman's fighting spirit,
a lawyer named Gisèle Halimi.
1487
01:19:49,208 --> 01:19:53,166
And it's important not to forget
that before,
1488
01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:56,166
raping a woman was only a misdemeanor.
1489
01:19:57,000 --> 01:20:00,458
Before, this man would never
have seen the inside of a courtroom.
1490
01:20:00,541 --> 01:20:02,541
He wouldn't even have been worried.
1491
01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:05,875
The victim would have been blamed.
1492
01:20:06,416 --> 01:20:10,333
Of course, this is only this man's trial.
1493
01:20:10,416 --> 01:20:12,750
But if he's sitting here today at all
1494
01:20:13,416 --> 01:20:15,833
it's due to a long journey
1495
01:20:16,375 --> 01:20:19,000
toward freedom and respect for women.
1496
01:20:19,291 --> 01:20:24,416
A long road paved by the fights of men
and women who are watching you now.
1497
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:26,666
Yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
1498
01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:30,750
I'm sure that, wherever they are,
they're watching you.
1499
01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:32,958
The Joans, the Olympes,
1500
01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:35,750
the Nicolases, the Georges, the Maries,
1501
01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:37,791
the Simones, the Gisèles, and...
1502
01:20:40,041 --> 01:20:41,291
and the Françoises.
1503
01:20:46,041 --> 01:20:47,583
They're all watching you.
1504
01:20:47,666 --> 01:20:49,500
Awaiting your verdict.
1505
01:20:49,583 --> 01:20:51,583
Don't disappoint them.
1506
01:20:51,666 --> 01:20:54,916
Fear must finally switch sides.
1507
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,416
It's your responsibility
1508
01:20:57,500 --> 01:21:01,375
to put this predator where he can
no longer hurt anyone.
1509
01:21:02,333 --> 01:21:05,041
Which is why we are asking
1510
01:21:05,125 --> 01:21:07,041
-for 15 years of prison...
-Thank you.
1511
01:21:07,125 --> 01:21:09,500
-...for this dangerous individual.
-Oh, no.
1512
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:11,583
I left my notes in the the file!
1513
01:21:12,541 --> 01:21:13,958
-What?
-Huh?
1514
01:21:14,125 --> 01:21:15,666
The defense has the floor.
1515
01:21:15,750 --> 01:21:17,375
Nothing! Everything's fine.
1516
01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:27,958
This is a thong.
1517
01:21:28,041 --> 01:21:31,166
A thong similar to the one
the victim was wearing
1518
01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:32,625
on the night in question.
1519
01:21:32,708 --> 01:21:37,666
And this thong demonstrates the intentions
of this woman when she met with my client.
1520
01:21:38,791 --> 01:21:43,500
When a woman wears this type
of undergarment, it's for one reason.
1521
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:45,458
Right, ladies?
1522
01:21:46,958 --> 01:21:47,916
To seduce,
1523
01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:50,833
please, entice,
1524
01:21:50,916 --> 01:21:53,583
excite, turn on... Call it what you will.
1525
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:58,166
But what's undeniable is that this thong
is proof of consent.
1526
01:21:58,833 --> 01:22:02,416
-I can't allow my colleague say that!
-You had your time.
1527
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:04,083
The defense has the floor.
1528
01:22:04,166 --> 01:22:06,250
Now, quiet, or I'll have you removed.
1529
01:22:06,333 --> 01:22:08,000
-So, this...
-No!
1530
01:22:08,083 --> 01:22:11,958
Women have been quiet for too long,
and I'm shocked to hear such language
1531
01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:14,958
today, and in this courtroom, in Bobigny!
1532
01:22:15,041 --> 01:22:16,083
Counselor!
1533
01:22:16,458 --> 01:22:19,333
And you, Your Honor,
you shouldn't let it stand.
1534
01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:22,041
This will have consequences,
and you know it!
1535
01:22:22,125 --> 01:22:23,041
Counselor Leroy!
1536
01:22:23,125 --> 01:22:24,000
As I was...
1537
01:22:24,083 --> 01:22:26,333
Our actions today
will make history tomorrow.
1538
01:22:26,416 --> 01:22:28,750
We can't let this go
in the wrong direction.
1539
01:22:28,833 --> 01:22:30,291
Last warning!
1540
01:22:31,208 --> 01:22:34,791
No, the direction of history,
Your Honor, is simple.
1541
01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:37,625
This woman wanted to have
relations with my client,
1542
01:22:37,708 --> 01:22:40,166
so she chose a red lace thong.
1543
01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:42,083
Is this thong evidence?
1544
01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:43,125
Counselor Leroy!
1545
01:22:43,208 --> 01:22:46,666
It was never officially recorded,
so it's not admissible!
1546
01:22:46,750 --> 01:22:51,833
And even if it was, I can tell you
that this isn't a red lace thong.
1547
01:22:52,666 --> 01:22:56,833
-So, what...
-It's a coral lace thong.
1548
01:22:56,916 --> 01:22:58,166
How do I know?
1549
01:22:58,250 --> 01:23:02,000
Well, because today I'm wearing...
1550
01:23:02,958 --> 01:23:04,166
a lace thong...
1551
01:23:04,958 --> 01:23:06,458
that is actually red.
1552
01:23:09,208 --> 01:23:13,333
And believe me, I have no intention
of sleeping with my colleague
1553
01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:15,416
or any of you.
1554
01:23:15,833 --> 01:23:18,125
In any case, gentlemen,
1555
01:23:18,208 --> 01:23:21,708
if we follow the brilliant idea
of this lawyer, well...
1556
01:23:23,125 --> 01:23:25,375
you can all rape me.
1557
01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:27,041
With no consequences.
1558
01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,666
Since I'm wearing a thong,
1559
01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:31,958
that means I consent to
any sexual relation.
1560
01:23:33,041 --> 01:23:38,125
Is that clear, or do I have to take it off
and wave it around like my colleague,
1561
01:23:38,208 --> 01:23:40,541
so you'll understand
that this isn't consent?
1562
01:23:46,583 --> 01:23:47,750
That's my daughter!
1563
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:58,750
-Mom!
-Charlie! Honey!
1564
01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:01,041
Oh, Mom! I missed you so much.
1565
01:24:01,125 --> 01:24:02,750
Since last night, my dear?
1566
01:24:03,083 --> 01:24:05,583
You we wonderful! I'm so proud of you.
1567
01:24:05,666 --> 01:24:07,583
No, I'm proud of you!
1568
01:24:07,666 --> 01:24:09,833
Tonight, I'm coming over for dinner.
1569
01:24:09,916 --> 01:24:11,541
And I'll even stay and eat.
1570
01:24:12,833 --> 01:24:16,000
Well, I'll leave you to it
and go get dinner ready.
1571
01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:18,958
-I'm so clumsy.
-Hey!
1572
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:26,750
You're fired!
And I'll make sure no firm ever hires you!
1573
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:30,083
You can't fire me, I quit.
I'm starting my own firm.
1574
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:32,541
-You have no clients.
-Yes, I do. Yours!
1575
01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:36,833
We'll see who prefers
an old nag to a young horse.
1576
01:24:38,083 --> 01:24:39,291
I'm quitting, too!
1577
01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:45,750
Why did you quit?
1578
01:24:45,833 --> 01:24:46,958
I have no idea.
1579
01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,333
Bertrand...
1580
01:24:50,541 --> 01:24:51,500
Charlie.
1581
01:24:51,583 --> 01:24:53,583
-Yes?
-I have to tell you something.
1582
01:24:53,666 --> 01:24:54,583
What?
1583
01:24:54,666 --> 01:24:57,791
-We've worked together for a while now.
-Yes.
1584
01:24:57,875 --> 01:25:01,250
-What you did today was truly remarkable.
-Thank you.
1585
01:25:12,791 --> 01:25:14,250
What are you doing?
1586
01:25:16,166 --> 01:25:18,583
Did you think this was a romantic comedy?
1587
01:25:18,666 --> 01:25:22,250
That this would end with "they got married
and had lots of children"?
1588
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,916
No, wait...
1589
01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:26,583
Yeah, maybe I got carried away.
1590
01:25:26,666 --> 01:25:28,125
Yes, you did.
1591
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:31,958
Let's go, I'll drop you off at the office,
collect my things,
1592
01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:35,166
and you can try to get your job back.
1593
01:25:35,250 --> 01:25:37,125
-Good idea.
-Bertrand...
1594
01:25:39,541 --> 01:25:41,083
I should move out here.
1595
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:43,333
Here? You wouldn't last a week.
1596
01:25:43,416 --> 01:25:46,916
Come on. Do you think
there's a mugger on every corner here?
1597
01:25:47,000 --> 01:25:49,250
-I don't know!
-My car's been stolen!
1598
01:25:49,333 --> 01:25:50,416
Oh, no!
1599
01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:53,166
No, you parked
in a handicapped spot again.
1600
01:25:53,250 --> 01:25:55,958
Who do you think I am?
It wasn't a handicapped spot.
1601
01:25:56,041 --> 01:25:58,416
-It was a delivery spot.
-You still got towed.
1602
01:25:58,500 --> 01:25:59,416
Taxi!
1603
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:05,583
We can always take the subway.
1604
01:26:05,666 --> 01:26:07,250
The subway!
1605
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:10,125
He's crazy. No, I'm not taking the subway.
1606
01:26:10,208 --> 01:26:12,291
Taxi! I never take the subway.
1607
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:15,208
You should. It's easier.
1608
01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:16,958
And more ecological.
1609
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:20,375
Well, I don't care about ecology.
1610
01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,958
-I don't pollute.
-You don't care about ecology?
1611
01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:25,291
Really?
1612
01:26:25,708 --> 01:26:28,000
-Winston Churchill once said...
-No!
1613
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:33,208
One isn't born a woman; one becomes one.
1614
01:26:33,291 --> 01:26:37,833
Simone de Beauvoir
The Second Sex
1615
01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:41,166
One isn't born a feminist;
one becomes one. Charlie
1616
01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:39,416
Damn it, I'm pregnant!
1617
01:27:43,333 --> 01:27:44,625
And it's Napoleon's!
1618
01:27:51,583 --> 01:27:54,208
A film inspired by true stories.
1619
01:27:54,291 --> 01:27:55,791
For real.
1620
01:28:40,416 --> 01:28:42,208
THIS IS NOT A YES
1621
01:28:48,083 --> 01:28:50,750
NO MATTER HOW NAKED YOU ARE
ASK FOR CONSENT
1622
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,458
# This is not consent
1623
01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:42,958
Article 2: All women wishing
to dress as a man
1624
01:29:43,041 --> 01:29:46,916
must present themselves to police
headquarters to obtain authorization.
1625
01:29:47,000 --> 01:29:48,208
Article 3:
1626
01:29:48,291 --> 01:29:51,333
This authorization will only be given
with the certificate
1627
01:29:51,416 --> 01:29:53,708
of a medical officer's legal signature,
1628
01:29:53,791 --> 01:29:57,791
and furthermore, with confirmation
from the mayors or police commissioners
1629
01:29:57,875 --> 01:30:01,916
with the surname, name, profession
and address of the petitioner.
1630
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:03,291
Article 4:
1631
01:30:03,375 --> 01:30:05,416
All women found cross-dressing
1632
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:08,541
who do not act in accordance
with the preceding articles
1633
01:30:08,625 --> 01:30:10,916
shall be arrested and sent
to police headquarters.
1634
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:16,333
This Law was repealed in 2013.
1635
01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:20,791
to Pierre and Colette
1636
01:34:23,458 --> 01:34:25,458
Translated by: Stephen Williams
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