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PERALTA: Guys!
I have a great idea for a prank.
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Before Holt comes in,
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I'm gonna put ink on the
podium where he puts his hands.
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I don't think he'll fall for that.
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I did. How?
I haven't even opened this yet.
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I guess it's unrelated.
Captain Holt hates pranks.
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This is gonna backfire, man.
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Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down. I'll
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-move his podium a foot to the left.
-SANTIAGO: What?
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-He'll be so angry.
-PERALTA: Okay.
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Five inches. Five?
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Three? Three?
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One? One?
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All right. I'll move it a half-inch.
Fine. It's your funeral.
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Oh, my God.
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PERALTA: Worst prank ever. So stupid.
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Holt's not even going to notice.
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HOLT: Good morning.
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You guys, the podium, it's…
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[LAUGHING]
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You're crazy! How did you pull this off?
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Yes, Kevin, they
moved it a full half-inch.
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I'll tell you the entire story tonight.
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I love you, as well. Goodbye.
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Oh, that was a fun several moments.
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So, there's been a series of homicides.
Three victims, all young men,
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each murdered in their own fashion.
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A serial killer? How'd they do it?
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Strangled? Mangled? Hung, i.e. dangled?
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Their bodies were disfigured.
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-I.e. "mangled." Continue.
-HOLT: Our killer
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cut the victims open and
ripped out their hearts.
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Now, before I assign this case…
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Five dollars! What?
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I'm bidding for it. I want this so badly.
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That's not how we… $20.
Just to make this interesting.
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$100 for Jake to have it!
I was going to assign
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the case to you and Peralta, but
perhaps I should give it to Diaz instead.
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Two hundred.
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It's not about the money, Boyle.
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Commissioner Kelly is
breathing down my neck.
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I need this case handled
professionally and maturely.
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Name one time I haven't
acted professionally.
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You're holding a juice box.
It stops me from spilling my juice!
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Look, we can handle this, sir.
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Do we joke around sometimes?
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Yes, but when it's time to buckle down,
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we're seasoned professionals.
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That's why they call us the Spice Boys.
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They don't and they won't.
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Sir, I swear, give us a chance.
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We can get this guy.
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Fine.
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Case goes to the Spice Boys.
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Please don't call us that.
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Too late. Spice Boy train
has left the station. [TOOTS]
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JEFFORDS: Hey, hey, check it out.
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It's my lieutenant start paperwork!
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It's gonna be so weird not
calling you Sarge anymore.
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Maybe I'll go by Lieut.
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"Morning, Lieut!" Lieut over here.
"Let's invite Lieut!"
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What do you think?
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I bet you're excited about the
raise that comes with your promotion.
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Well, Terry doesn't
like to talk about money,
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but cha-ching! [LAUGHS]
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Now I can pay for Showtime.
Find out who or what SMILF is.
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You know, some people say,
"Mo money, mo problems,"
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but those people are idiots.
Money's amazing.
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Wait, what?
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This says there's not enough money
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in the Nine-Nine's budget for my raise.
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What does that mean?
They're going to transfer me!
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Now, I know what you're thinking.
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Where'd 'em guts go?
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Uh, yeah. This guy needs a dentist,
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because he's got a big ol' cavity.
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I love that. I'm stealing it.
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You cannot steal what is a gift.
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Thank you.
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Okay, so whoever did this,
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they weren't careful with the organs.
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They just sorta grabbed
whatever and yanked.
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"Title of your sex tape."
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Oh, that's just something
we say back at the Nine-Nine.
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Interesting, 'cause around here,
sex tape is what we call the adhesive
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you use to reattach a severed penis.
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Oh. I'll have to pick some of that up.
Why?
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Anyway, most of the killer's
incisions are very sloppy
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but once he gets to the heart,
they become very careful.
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I mean, look at the vena cava.
That's a clean cut.
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Game recognize game.
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Hmm. I like your style, Dr. Cox.
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Gentlemen! The Commissioner
would like a status update
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on the case. Oh, come on, Ray.
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You make it sound like
I'm puttin' the screws to ya.
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No, I just popped in
to say if you don't solve
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these murders immediately, there's
gonna be some serious consequences.
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[LAUGHING]
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I'm just messin' with ya!
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Listen. You know what
would help you catch this guy?
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I just launched a new app, HotClues.
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Are you familiar with it?
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The one that allows civilians
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to submit anonymous
tips directly to the NYPD?
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Yes, I'm familiar with HotClues.
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Great! You know, it's actually
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helped us solve 17 cases,
so I think we should ask for
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the public's help with this one.
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No, study after study
has shown that soliciting
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anonymous tips results in false
leads and wrongful convictions.
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Mmm. Tell me how you really feel. I did.
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And I loved it! Such passion!
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But I think HotClues could help us here.
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No, we will solve this case the
proper way with actual police work
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conducted by the two best
detectives in the NYPD.
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-Captain.
-KELLY: Well.
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I certainly hope your methods
work, for the sake of your careers.
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Bye now.
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Phew.
Now that guy's gonna need some sex tape.
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BOTH: 'Cause someone's
gonna cut his penis off.
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We are vibing!
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So, I found out where
they're transferring me.
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And, you know,
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I'm feeling pretty good about it.
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Oh. Somewhere nice? Upper West Side?
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No, even better.
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Staten Island!
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[LAUGHING] Good one, Lieut.
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Where you really going?
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Oh, I'm serious. Staten.
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Wait, they're transferring
you out of New York?
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It's part of the city.
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Is it, though?
Hey, Staten Island is great.
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It's got parks, loads of bike paths,
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tons of up-and-coming restaurants.
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I mean, easy access to New Jersey.
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You're lying. Your right pec
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is popping all over the place.
We all know that's your tell.
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Of course, I'm lying!
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It's Staten Island!
The precinct is the One-Two-Two.
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How the hell am I supposed
to chant One-Two-Two?
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One-Two-Two! One-Two-Two!
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I sound like a damn choo-choo train!
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Detectives, how's the case?
Any breakthroughs?
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Ah, we're still in the early stages.
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Do you have a suspect or DNA evidence?
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Oh, my God. I wish.
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We need to solve this so
we can prove to that idiot,
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John Kelly, how inane
and useless his little app is.
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Oh, dip. I see what's going on.
Holt is feeling petty.
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HOLT: I'm not being petty.
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I assure you my feelings
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-about John Kelly are professional.
-PERALTA: Are they?
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Because every time his name is
brought up in our group text thread,
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you send back a super
catty GIF of some lady
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from The Durrells in
Corfu rolling her eyes.
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That's Louisa Durrell, exasperated
by the pace of life on Corfu.
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Wait, the group text thread is back? No.
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We misspoke. Yeah.
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Look, if you can't solve this case,
I'll reassign it to someone who can.
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Wait, no, no, no, no. I have an idea.
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We need to get into the mind of a sicko.
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And the only way to do that
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is with the help of another sicko.
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Jake! It's so good to see you.
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Come give me a hug,
I'm not going to eat you!
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Also, don't hug me,
'cause I will try to eat you.
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This is such a surprise.
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I haven't seen you
since I transferred here.
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-How's Amy?
-PERALTA: She's great.
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We're married, and she's a sergeant now.
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-Wow!
-PERALTA: Yeah.
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How's everything here? Same old same old.
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Guess who's here? Herman.
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Herman! Always playing Yahtzee,
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knew everybody's name.
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-Worshipped Satan.
-PERALTA: Did he?
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He never mentioned that.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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He wouldn't shut up about it.
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-It is exhausting.
-BOYLE: Well, I'm Charles.
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I'm Jake's best friend.
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Charles, he's serving three
life sentences. No need to flex.
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So, Caleb, we're tracking a
serial killer and I was thinking
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you could help us get inside his head.
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Just because I ate humans
doesn't mean that I'm inhuman, Jake.
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Caleb. That's not what I meant.
I'm just kidding.
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I'm probably friends with the guy online.
[LAUGHS]
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What's his deal?
Well, he's been murdering young men
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and cutting out their hearts. Ew.
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What? I would never eat a heart.
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I stick to the normal stuff.
Butts and thighs.
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One time, I ate a foot, but it was nasty.
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-Yeah, I could see that.
-CALEB: You know what?
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There was some weird
guy on the forum recently.
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The forum? Yeah, it's a chat room
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for people who like to talk
about eating human beings
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but definitely won't act on it. Wink.
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Yeah, it's hosted on…
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-BOTH: Reddit.
-CALEB: Obviously.
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Anyways, he showed up out
of nowhere asking questions
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-about cutting out hearts.
-PERALTA: Really?
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Do you know anything else about him?
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I'd never seen him on there
before, but you can check the logs.
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I'll approve you. I'm an admin.
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Oh, you might want to
switch to incognito mode.
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Otherwise, your targeted ads
will be pretty cannibal-specific.
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Ha. Good to know.
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It was good to see you, Caleb.
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Send me that info.
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[SCREAMING]
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Terry, you okay?
You skipped all your lunches.
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I'm going through the budget
to see if there's any way
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we could save enough
money for me to stay here.
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You find anything yet? Yeah.
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We could switch to generic printer
ink, cut down on custodial services,
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and stop buying office birthday cakes.
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SCULLY: Over my dead body!
It's just an idea.
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Take it off the table!
Damn, Scully, fine.
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We can stop paying for an exterminator.
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It's pointless. We all have guns.
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Who am I kidding?
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We'll never save enough
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-to keep me at the Nine-Nine.
-SANTIAGO: You're right.
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The only way to free up that money
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-is if you fire someone.
-JEFFORDS: What?
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I can't fire someone without cause.
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SANTIAGO: Oh, come on.
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We all know there's
dead weight around here.
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Sloppy paperwork, penmanship fails,
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phone etiquette that
makes me want to barf.
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Let's axe a dud.
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DIAZ: Damn, Amy.
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I am loving this shade on you.
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But Lieut's right.
We can't just fire somebody.
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That said, you could
inspire somebody to quit.
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For example, Broadway Brian.
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[SNAPS FINGERS] Yes,
Broadway Brian, of course!
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Who the hell is Broadway Brian?
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Brian in Records.
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He's always talking about
what a great singer he is
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and how his dream is to be in musicals.
244
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You just need to convince
him to go for his dream.
245
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JEFFORDS: Oh, I don't know.
246
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That feels underhanded.
247
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It's never underhanded to help
somebody follow their dream.
248
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I was watching Ellen,
249
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and she had this woman
on who wanted to be a chef,
250
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but she didn't have any
taste buds, so she quit her job,
251
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hired her best friend
to be her taste tester.
252
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And now they have the
best taco truck in Lansing.
253
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It was inspirational as [BLEEP].
254
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Yeah.
I'd just be helping him follow his dream.
255
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I'd be doing him a favor!
256
00:09:04,769 --> 00:09:07,689
I'm going to inspire Brian's
ass right out of this office.
257
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For him, not me.
Dreams, and whatnot, you know.
258
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Detectives, Commissioner Kelly is back.
259
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And he found his way here on his
own without any tips from the public.
260
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How impressive is that?
261
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KELLY: Well, thank you, Raymond.
262
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I just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
263
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Thought I'd check on your progress.
264
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[PHONE VIBRATES]
265
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Um, we have a solid lead.
Suspicious online behavior
266
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from someone using the name "Jamburger77."
267
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PERALTA: There's only one person
in the tri-state area with that surname.
268
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Eileen Jamburger.
One hundred and one years old
269
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and immediately racist on the phone.
She is not a suspect at this time.
270
00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:38,812
But the user did make
one non-cannibal post.
271
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A negative review of the
headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion.
272
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Real creep car. So, we pulled
records on every 2006 Ion in the city
273
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and we're following up on them now.
274
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Well, I'll be.
That's some nice police work, Peralta.
275
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-And Charles.
-HOLT: I like how you found evidence,
276
00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:56,000
followed up on it, and it's
lead you closer to a solve.
277
00:09:56,084 --> 00:09:57,751
No, I agree, Peralta. Excellent work.
278
00:09:57,835 --> 00:09:59,379
You must've hated saying that.
279
00:09:59,463 --> 00:10:01,548
No, I didn't. I like giving compliments.
280
00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:04,385
You have a nice deep voice.
It is very commanding.
281
00:10:04,469 --> 00:10:07,181
Cut the crap, John. You're furious.
282
00:10:07,265 --> 00:10:08,724
And everyone can tell.
283
00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:10,185
See? [LAUGHS]
284
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Very commanding.
285
00:10:11,937 --> 00:10:14,940
So, I know Raymond has
some issues with HotClues,
286
00:10:15,024 --> 00:10:19,696
but we did put the call out on the
app and got a very promising tip.
287
00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:20,989
Look, we're not going
against our captain.
288
00:10:21,073 --> 00:10:22,074
KELLY: So, this guy
289
00:10:22,158 --> 00:10:26,580
says he saw someone covered
in blood getting out of a Saturn Ion.
290
00:10:26,664 --> 00:10:27,873
But you don't need that tip
291
00:10:27,957 --> 00:10:31,628
because you are among the
best detectives in the NYPD!
292
00:10:31,712 --> 00:10:33,046
[LAUGHING]
293
00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:37,009
You're right, we don't need that tip.
294
00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:39,387
But, seriously, send us that tip.
We need it.
295
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:41,097
[KNOCKING] Hey, Brian.
What are you up to?
296
00:10:41,181 --> 00:10:43,392
Typing in numbers into a computer.
297
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,896
Like I always do, endlessly
for 40 to 60 hours a week.
298
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,105
Well, when you love what you do,
299
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,190
you don't work a day in your life!
300
00:10:48,274 --> 00:10:51,903
Hmm.
Unless, do you not love sad data entry?
301
00:10:51,987 --> 00:10:53,238
Well, my passion is performing.
302
00:10:53,322 --> 00:10:54,365
I do musical theater.
303
00:10:54,449 --> 00:10:56,492
-It's the hardest form of acting.
-JEFFORDS: I agree!
304
00:10:56,576 --> 00:10:59,704
I am always saying, if you're
not singing, you're not acting.
305
00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:00,789
Right.
306
00:11:00,873 --> 00:11:02,208
It's probably hard to audition
307
00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:04,126
because you're always here, right?
308
00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,046
Yes. I had to pass up a chance
309
00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,714
to read for Seussical.
310
00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:10,093
You know, Brian, this makes me
think of something I saw on Ellen.
311
00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:13,054
There was this lady,
she wanted to be a cook,
312
00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:15,015
but her tongue was all messed up,
313
00:11:15,099 --> 00:11:17,936
and she had this friend who
didn't even have a tongue…
314
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,271
I mean, she did.
315
00:11:19,355 --> 00:11:23,026
And now they own a taco truck in Lansing.
316
00:11:23,151 --> 00:11:24,319
Huh?
317
00:11:24,444 --> 00:11:27,322
Follow your dreams, man!
You gotta follow your dreams.
318
00:11:27,406 --> 00:11:28,783
Find your taco truck!
319
00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:30,493
Wow!
320
00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:31,703
Thank you.
321
00:11:31,787 --> 00:11:33,537
That gives me a lot to think about.
322
00:11:34,665 --> 00:11:38,586
So, what did you come down here for?
Oh, um, I had to…
323
00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,839
Borrow the water cooler.
324
00:11:40,923 --> 00:11:43,301
All right. Thanks, Brian.
325
00:11:43,385 --> 00:11:45,177
Think about what I said.
326
00:11:45,261 --> 00:11:47,681
So, the tipster saw the
Saturn parked out back,
327
00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:49,016
and the woman at the desk said
328
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,727
it belongs to the man in room 203.
329
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,478
One Larry Bird.
330
00:11:52,562 --> 00:11:53,772
Obvious fake name.
331
00:11:53,856 --> 00:11:55,566
Or is it so insane that
there's no way it's fake?
332
00:11:55,650 --> 00:11:56,734
If you're trying not to draw attention,
333
00:11:56,818 --> 00:11:58,528
why not go with
something like John Smith?
334
00:11:58,612 --> 00:12:02,033
From Pocahontas? Uh, yeah.
Way to fly under the radar.
335
00:12:03,284 --> 00:12:04,577
Excuse me, is there ice yet?
336
00:12:04,661 --> 00:12:07,080
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't work here.
I'm a police officer.
337
00:12:07,164 --> 00:12:08,749
Well, then I'd like to
lodge a formal complaint.
338
00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:10,335
There hasn't been ice here for days,
339
00:12:10,419 --> 00:12:13,714
and everyone knows my wine coolers
are supposed to be served chilled.
340
00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,466
You're an adult.
Why are you drinking wine coolers?
341
00:12:15,550 --> 00:12:19,012
Because I'm on vacation.
Okay. Well, I'll mention the ice.
342
00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:20,472
Thanks. Pig.
343
00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:21,599
Okay.
344
00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,059
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
345
00:12:24,811 --> 00:12:26,730
Oh, it's Holt.
I didn't tell him what we were doing.
346
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,398
I'll act natural.
You're not gonna be on the phone call.
347
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,151
Just do nothing. Hey, Captain.
348
00:12:30,235 --> 00:12:31,569
What delicious water I'm drinking.
349
00:12:31,653 --> 00:12:33,781
[SCOFFS] Sorry that we
didn't check in before we left.
350
00:12:33,865 --> 00:12:34,865
We're just down at the DMV
351
00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:35,949
following up on those Saturn owners.
352
00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,034
Lies.
353
00:12:37,118 --> 00:12:39,579
Captain, how'd you know we were here?
I followed you!
354
00:12:39,663 --> 00:12:41,749
John Kelly gave you a HotClue, didn't he?
355
00:12:41,833 --> 00:12:43,167
How dare you disobey me?
356
00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:44,460
Come on, sir, it was a good tip,
357
00:12:44,544 --> 00:12:45,754
and we're trying to
catch a serial killer.
358
00:12:45,838 --> 00:12:47,255
Well, then, let's see this tip,
359
00:12:47,339 --> 00:12:49,592
this groundbreaking tip
360
00:12:49,676 --> 00:12:51,511
that threatens to blow
the case wide open.
361
00:12:51,595 --> 00:12:53,347
Okay, I know this tone.
Here comes petty Holt.
362
00:12:53,431 --> 00:12:54,515
Naw, bitch. I'm not being petty.
363
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,974
You just said, "naw, bitch."
364
00:12:56,058 --> 00:12:58,812
-Show me the tip.
-[SCOFFS] Title of your sex tape.
365
00:12:58,896 --> 00:13:01,232
MAN [RECORDING]:
I was behind the Royal Motor Inn.
366
00:13:01,316 --> 00:13:03,818
I saw a guy get out of a blue Saturn Ion
367
00:13:03,902 --> 00:13:06,822
and he was covered in blood.
Anyway, Baba Booey!
368
00:13:06,906 --> 00:13:09,200
"Baba Booey." Is that a clue?
369
00:13:09,284 --> 00:13:10,993
Uh, I don't know what
Baba Booey means, actually.
370
00:13:11,077 --> 00:13:13,330
It's a popular prank
phrase from Howard Stern.
371
00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:14,581
Charles.
372
00:13:14,665 --> 00:13:16,960
Oh, from a shock jock.
Well, that changes everything.
373
00:13:17,044 --> 00:13:19,712
Now, we have a
credible break in the case.
374
00:13:19,796 --> 00:13:21,173
Baba Booey!
375
00:13:21,257 --> 00:13:22,842
NYPD, open up!
376
00:13:22,926 --> 00:13:24,260
MAN: Uh… Just a minute.
377
00:13:24,344 --> 00:13:27,890
Ooh, I bet he's frantically
packing up his collection of hearts.
378
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,309
[GLASS BREAKS]
379
00:13:29,768 --> 00:13:30,852
Goin' in. Get back.
380
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,648
BOYLE: There's blood everywhere!
He went out the window.
381
00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:36,484
I'll go around back.
382
00:13:37,194 --> 00:13:39,362
Fine, Kelly found the
murderer's kill room.
383
00:13:39,446 --> 00:13:41,407
Whoop-de-doo.
Should we throw him a parade?
384
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,493
Yeah! Maybe!
385
00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:49,333
Patrols have searched a five-block radius.
No sign of the perp.
386
00:13:49,417 --> 00:13:51,419
And there were no prints.
He was wearing gloves.
387
00:13:51,503 --> 00:13:53,213
Like the inimitable Audrey Hepburn. Nope.
388
00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:54,840
HOLT: Gentlemen, there's
something I need to say.
389
00:13:54,924 --> 00:13:55,924
I gave you such a hard time
390
00:13:56,008 --> 00:13:57,093
about using Commissioner Kelly's app
391
00:13:57,177 --> 00:13:59,262
because I was being petty.
392
00:13:59,346 --> 00:14:00,597
I wanted him to fail
393
00:14:00,682 --> 00:14:03,810
and I took it out on you,
and for that, I am very…
394
00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:08,816
Oh. You kind of trailed off there, sir.
395
00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:10,026
Were you going to finish your sentence?
396
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,235
It felt like you were going
to say you were sorry.
397
00:14:11,319 --> 00:14:12,613
I did. Boyle heard it.
398
00:14:12,697 --> 00:14:14,781
I would remember if
someone said my catch phrase.
399
00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:18,870
Fine, I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.
400
00:14:18,954 --> 00:14:20,413
Apology accepted.
401
00:14:20,497 --> 00:14:22,875
I am so proud of you. Peralta.
402
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,084
PERALTA: You're right.
I'll rub it in later.
403
00:14:24,168 --> 00:14:25,587
What matters now is solving this case.
404
00:14:25,671 --> 00:14:27,631
Now, our murderer may have gotten away,
405
00:14:27,715 --> 00:14:29,425
but we did find his kill room.
406
00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:30,760
Maybe there's something in
here that we're not seeing yet.
407
00:14:30,844 --> 00:14:33,180
Perhaps we should pay your
cannibal friend another visit.
408
00:14:33,264 --> 00:14:35,265
I wouldn't say they're friends
so much as ex-cellmates.
409
00:14:35,349 --> 00:14:37,101
No, it's true. We're friends.
410
00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:40,104
He ate kids.
Well, people are complicated.
411
00:14:40,188 --> 00:14:41,190
CALEB: Now, I'll tell you one thing.
412
00:14:41,274 --> 00:14:42,858
You are not looking for a cannibal.
413
00:14:42,942 --> 00:14:44,361
-Why do you say that?
-CALEB: With all that blood?
414
00:14:44,445 --> 00:14:47,447
No self-respecting cannibal
would waste all that sauce.
415
00:14:47,531 --> 00:14:48,991
See, Charles? He's a foodie, like you.
416
00:14:49,075 --> 00:14:51,285
-Who are you?
-CALEB: Can I see that picture again?
417
00:14:51,369 --> 00:14:53,413
Oh, man, those are some nice tools.
418
00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:54,790
I would love to spread some ribs
419
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,335
using that sternum retractor,
420
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,877
but they only sell those to hospitals.
421
00:14:57,961 --> 00:14:59,754
Wait a minute. What did you just say?
422
00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:02,925
I said I'd love to get my
little fingies in some chesties.
423
00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:04,594
No, no, no. Not the super gross part.
424
00:15:04,678 --> 00:15:06,846
Surgery-grade tools, precise
incisions around the heart,
425
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,266
and there was no ice at the motel.
426
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:10,601
Because the perp was
using it for the hearts.
427
00:15:10,685 --> 00:15:12,187
We're not looking for a serial killer.
428
00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,439
He stole the hearts for a transplant.
429
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:15,607
CALEB: Boom! We solved it.
430
00:15:15,691 --> 00:15:18,069
Boyle, give me a hug. Yeah. Okay.
431
00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:19,153
ALL: No!
432
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:20,239
[ALL SCREAMING]
433
00:15:21,741 --> 00:15:23,158
Hey, I did it. I talked to Brian
434
00:15:23,242 --> 00:15:25,328
-and encouraged him to pursue his dreams.
-SANTIAGO: Really?
435
00:15:25,412 --> 00:15:26,746
-Is he gonna quit?
-JEFFORDS: I don't know.
436
00:15:26,830 --> 00:15:27,998
That was the first step.
437
00:15:28,082 --> 00:15:29,625
But I figure if I talk to him twice a day
438
00:15:29,709 --> 00:15:30,960
for the next few weeks…
439
00:15:31,044 --> 00:15:33,964
Attention, everyone! Today will
be my final day at the Nine-Nine.
440
00:15:34,048 --> 00:15:35,257
Damn, Lieut. That was fast.
441
00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:37,010
I will be taking my talents to Broadway,
442
00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:39,637
and I owe it all to
Lieutenant Terry Jeffords.
443
00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,807
-All I did was believe in you.
-BRIAN: And it changed everything.
444
00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:44,436
So, Lieutenant, this one's for you.
445
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:45,688
Ooh.
446
00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:49,108
♪ Another opening another show ♪
447
00:15:49,192 --> 00:15:52,446
♪ From Philly Boston to Baltimore ♪
448
00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,697
Amy, you said he could sing.
449
00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:56,117
I didn't say he could sing.
He said he could sing.
450
00:15:56,201 --> 00:15:57,619
♪ Dance break! ♪
451
00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:02,833
What have I done?
452
00:16:02,917 --> 00:16:04,461
Bye, Jake.
453
00:16:04,545 --> 00:16:07,213
Here it is.
The federal heart transplant waiting list.
454
00:16:07,297 --> 00:16:09,717
Check out who's all
the way down at 2,319.
455
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,929
Angelo Rinaldi, who runs
the Rinaldi crime family.
456
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,391
Well, then, let's pay him a visit.
457
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,228
NYPD! Hands where we can see them!
458
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,440
-There's a heart in the cooler.
-PERALTA: Sorry, Rinaldi,
459
00:16:21,524 --> 00:16:24,778
the only transplant happening
today is your ass to jail.
460
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,696
He is definitely unconscious
and didn't hear any of that.
461
00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,783
But I'm still pumped.
Case closed. Let's go!
462
00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:33,330
So, Rinaldi had his triggerman stealing
hearts, so he could have a transplant.
463
00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,582
That is fun. Good job, Ray.
464
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:36,918
HOLT: Thank you, Commissioner Kelly.
465
00:16:37,002 --> 00:16:39,922
We couldn't have done it without your…
466
00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,924
Sir, you're doing the
trailing off thing again.
467
00:16:42,008 --> 00:16:45,720
Help. Um, and I owe you an apology.
468
00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,182
I'm sorry and I must admit,
469
00:16:48,266 --> 00:16:51,143
you've really got something
on your hands with this…
470
00:16:51,227 --> 00:16:52,646
HotClues app.
471
00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:54,189
Well, that is so nice of you to say.
472
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:56,067
But, if you like the app now,
473
00:16:56,151 --> 00:16:59,153
wait until you see the
updates we're rolling out.
474
00:16:59,237 --> 00:17:00,864
Now you can auto-tune your tips.
475
00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:01,949
Show 'em, Micah.
476
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,676
AUTOMATED VOICE: ♪ There's a mysterious ♪
477
00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,120
♪ package on the corner of 4th and Park ♪
478
00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:08,333
-♪ 4th and Park ♪
-Sounds pretty nifty.
479
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:09,876
Now…
480
00:17:10,126 --> 00:17:12,087
You a Stern fan, Micah?
481
00:17:12,171 --> 00:17:13,922
Uh, yeah. I listen every day.
482
00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,382
Baba Booey!
483
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:19,137
Baba Booey? Baba Booey.
484
00:17:19,221 --> 00:17:22,141
You're the guy from the video.
You called in the tip.
485
00:17:22,225 --> 00:17:25,687
Yeah. Uh, Micah, do me a favor.
486
00:17:25,771 --> 00:17:26,896
Uh, give us a moment here, all right?
487
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,399
Nobody in or out.
488
00:17:28,483 --> 00:17:30,317
Lock the doors. Thanks, bud.
489
00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:31,820
Actually, Micah, you wanna
leave that door unlocked
490
00:17:31,904 --> 00:17:33,280
in case we want to make a quick getaway?
491
00:17:33,364 --> 00:17:34,573
I'm gonna do what he told me to do.
492
00:17:34,657 --> 00:17:37,202
Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks, bud.
493
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:40,664
HOLT: What's going on, Kelly?
494
00:17:40,748 --> 00:17:43,167
Why is your assistant submitting tips?
495
00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:46,129
Because they already had the information.
496
00:17:46,213 --> 00:17:47,548
The tips aren't coming
from the public at all.
497
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:48,632
KELLY: Oh, cool theory.
498
00:17:48,716 --> 00:17:50,050
But if I already had the information,
499
00:17:50,134 --> 00:17:52,804
why am I pouring so much
money into developing this app?
500
00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,139
To hide where you're getting it.
501
00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:56,723
Because you're using
illegal wiretaps or something.
502
00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,688
You got me. [LAUGHS] You guys are good.
503
00:17:59,772 --> 00:18:02,232
I just love how you
ping pong off each other.
504
00:18:02,316 --> 00:18:04,569
This is blatantly unconstitutional.
505
00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:06,404
I'm going to the press! Yes, you should.
506
00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:09,033
But first, do you know
what a stingray is?
507
00:18:09,117 --> 00:18:11,620
Of course, we know what a stingray is.
Tenderest meat in the ocean.
508
00:18:11,704 --> 00:18:13,705
No, stingray is a portable cell tower.
509
00:18:13,789 --> 00:18:14,999
You drive it around the city.
510
00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:17,585
It captures data from any
cell phone within reach.
511
00:18:17,669 --> 00:18:21,590
Like, oh, text messages,
location history, voicemail…
512
00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:23,009
Oh, my God.
513
00:18:23,093 --> 00:18:24,552
You have a Dark Knight machine.
514
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:25,637
Yes, I do,
515
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,973
and the three of you are not
going to say a word about it
516
00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,642
because the 18 felons
517
00:18:29,726 --> 00:18:32,062
we captured through
the system, they'd go free.
518
00:18:32,146 --> 00:18:33,146
HOLT: That's unfortunate,
519
00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:35,066
but it's better than
living in a police state.
520
00:18:35,150 --> 00:18:36,526
-I'm not sitting on this.
-KELLY: Okay.
521
00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:37,693
But I can assure you,
522
00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:39,363
you can't prove this program exists.
523
00:18:39,447 --> 00:18:40,697
It's just your word against mine.
524
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,616
-I'm more than fine with that.
-KELLY: You shouldn't be.
525
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:45,370
Because I can prove you'd
do anything to sabotage me.
526
00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:48,999
My stingray captured your texts, too.
527
00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:51,336
No, he has the Durrells in Corfu GIF.
528
00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,420
[LAUGHING] Way worse.
529
00:18:52,504 --> 00:18:54,339
You wrote several people,
530
00:18:54,423 --> 00:18:58,427
"I would do anything to rid the NYPD
of John Kelly. Sincerely, Raymond Holt."
531
00:18:58,511 --> 00:19:02,432
You have got to stop
signing your text messages.
532
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,518
JEFFORDS: What do I do?
533
00:19:03,602 --> 00:19:04,936
Brian sounds terrible.
534
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,145
I can't let him quit his job.
535
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,606
He'll never get cast in anything.
536
00:19:07,690 --> 00:19:09,066
Maybe he'll be one of
those people on The Voice
537
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:11,027
that's so bad, they become
an Internet sensation.
538
00:19:11,111 --> 00:19:12,863
That's not what they
do on The Voice, Amy,
539
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:13,989
that's American Idol.
540
00:19:14,073 --> 00:19:16,033
The Voice is purely
a celebration of talent.
541
00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:17,952
If he wants to pursue his
dream but it doesn't work out,
542
00:19:18,036 --> 00:19:20,497
that's not on you. He made his choice.
543
00:19:20,581 --> 00:19:22,584
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You know, no blood on my hands.
544
00:19:22,668 --> 00:19:24,085
I just need to let him do his thing.
545
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,839
-Terry!
-JEFFORDS: Hey, Brian.
546
00:19:26,923 --> 00:19:29,509
So, what did you think of my song?
547
00:19:31,428 --> 00:19:33,680
I loved how loud it was.
[LAUGHS] Thank you.
548
00:19:33,764 --> 00:19:35,975
I wouldn't have had the
courage to do it without you.
549
00:19:36,059 --> 00:19:37,518
Sure, I daydream about it all the time,
550
00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:39,479
but being a single dad,
I always chicken out.
551
00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:41,315
You have a kid?
552
00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:43,401
I have kids. Three under three.
553
00:19:43,485 --> 00:19:45,028
Oh, fun. [LAUGHS]
554
00:19:45,112 --> 00:19:46,362
Hey, unrelated,
555
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,240
what's your financial situation like?
556
00:19:48,324 --> 00:19:50,284
Do you have savings to fall back on?
557
00:19:50,368 --> 00:19:53,038
Do you come from wealth, or… No, no, but…
558
00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:58,002
♪ That's not gonna stop my dreams ♪
559
00:19:58,086 --> 00:20:00,631
Sick pipes, Bri.
Good luck out there. Thanks.
560
00:20:00,715 --> 00:20:02,634
No! I can't let you do this.
561
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:04,094
What?
562
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:06,805
You're a bad singer, man.
563
00:20:06,889 --> 00:20:07,890
I don't want to be mean,
564
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,558
but if you try to make a living at this,
565
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,228
you will die on the street.
566
00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:13,480
Oh.
567
00:20:14,482 --> 00:20:16,192
Thanks for telling me.
568
00:20:18,194 --> 00:20:19,446
-So that's it, then.
-JEFFORDS: Yup.
569
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,239
Next week is my last
week at the Nine-Nine.
570
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,951
BRIAN: Attention, everyone!
571
00:20:23,035 --> 00:20:24,953
I will be giving up singing.
572
00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:27,456
This will be my final performance.
573
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,752
♪ One pound, two ounces… ♪
574
00:20:30,836 --> 00:20:32,421
Not now, Brian!
575
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:37,760
[SIGHS] Sir, there you are.
We've been looking everywhere.
576
00:20:37,844 --> 00:20:39,012
Kevin says he hasn't
heard from you all night.
577
00:20:39,096 --> 00:20:42,642
Yes, I've been sitting in my office
wallowing in my hopelessness
578
00:20:42,726 --> 00:20:46,105
and eating the saddest
food known to mankind.
579
00:20:46,189 --> 00:20:47,314
Ice cream.
580
00:20:47,398 --> 00:20:48,941
Oh, my God, he's Bridget Jones-ing.
581
00:20:49,025 --> 00:20:50,527
Okay, well, it's time to put that aside
582
00:20:50,611 --> 00:20:52,320
and pull out whatever food
you eat when you're happy.
583
00:20:52,404 --> 00:20:53,613
Dry beans? Sure.
584
00:20:53,697 --> 00:20:56,325
Look, we can still stop John Kelly.
585
00:20:56,409 --> 00:20:58,203
-All we need is some hard evidence.
-HOLT: How?
586
00:20:58,287 --> 00:21:01,039
He won't let us anywhere
near him or One Police Plaza.
587
00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:05,378
I know, which is why I've assembled
a team of powerful allies in the NYPD.
588
00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:06,588
No, that's too risky.
589
00:21:06,672 --> 00:21:08,757
How do you know they're
not loyal to John Kelly?
590
00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:11,470
Because these people
aren't loyal to anybody.
591
00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:13,222
[ELEVATOR DINGS]
592
00:21:24,277 --> 00:21:25,779
I made a Suicide Squad.
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