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[COOING]
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-Pigeon's still here?
-Yeah.
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No matter what we
do, he just won't leave.
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The problem is you're
thinking like detectives.
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No, I'm definitely not. When you should
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be thinking like a bird.
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This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon.
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On my mark, I will turn on this fan,
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gently startling our bird due east,
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into the file box canyon, where he will
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encounter Charles holding two pot lids.
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He'll bang them together,
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forcing Private Pigeon
into the ceiling there
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and out of the ceiling there,
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where he will be greeted by scary Rosa
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holding a scary picture of an owl.
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Now he's playing our game.
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He'll veer left, into an
upside down garbage can
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propped up by a hockey stick
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and connected to a
string that Gina is holding.
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She pulls it, he is trapped,
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and Terry releases him outside.
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Terry hates birds. Okay, little friend.
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Let's get you home to mama.
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-[CHOPPING]
-[SCREAMS]
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Oh, God. It flew right into the fan!
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It's everywhere!
There's pigeon everywhere!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hey, Boyle. Hey, Jake.
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Wait, what? Hey, Jake.
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Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here?
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I thought we agreed to meet only
once a year for the Halloween Heist.
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I'm here to deliver your
quarterly NutriBoom shipment.
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It comes with both the amino acid reducer
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and extra amino acid, so
you get the perfect balance.
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What? No. I only signed up
as a one-time payment bribe.
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I'm not selling NutriBoom.
It's clearly a pyramid scheme.
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First off, it's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through
medical marketing entity.
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And secondly, you signed the contract.
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"Permission to charge my card quarterly
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"for the next 85 years."
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This is written in white
ink on white paper.
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They do it that way so you can't read it.
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Well, I did read it and
I'm canceling the contract.
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Canceling? If it was that easy
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to get out, would I be here
scamming my closest friends?
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We're your closest friends?
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What…
Whatever, I'm not accepting the shipment.
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Jake, piece of advice, just give up.
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It's the Boyle way.
It's why our family crest
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-is a white flag.
-BILL: That reminds me, Charles,
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your shipment's downstairs. Great.
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I'll help you bring it up. Charles, no.
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We're gonna go down to
that office and fight this thing.
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I need that money for my honeymoon.
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Oh, my God. The honeymoon is on the line?
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And your money. Eh.
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Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard.
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Let's go. For the honeymoon
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and no other reason. All right.
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Sergeant Santiago,
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commander of the
Nine-Nine's uniformed officers,
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reporting for duty. Hey!
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My first order as Sergeant,
tell me I look dope.
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-You look dope.
-HOLT: You won't be abusing
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your power like this with the
officers downstairs, will you?
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No! No, of course not.
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I'm just excited for my first day.
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Yes, I remember my
first day as a sergeant.
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I bet. My Uncle Geoffrey
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was struck by a subway and maimed.
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Oh. But the work aspect
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was quite exciting.
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Are you ready for your first briefing?
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Yes, I am fully prepared.
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I just wanna establish
myself as a leader right away.
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Just be confident, deliberate and firm.
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You'll know you have their respect
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when you can take a moment…
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[POURING DELIBERATELY]
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And still keep their attention.
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Amazing. That was captivating as hell.
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HOLT: My recommendation
would be you start with
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a small, attainable goal,
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something you can accomplish quickly,
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perfectly and publicly.
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The best way to lead is to
always achieve all your goals.
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Cool. That's not a ton of pressure.
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Well, it was meant to be.
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Pressure's an important part of success.
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Just remember, you represent
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all Latina policewomen right now.
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Thanks.
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Hello. Welcome to NutriServices.
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I'm Angela. How can I heal you today?
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Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting.
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So not a big deal, there was just
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a little bit of a mix-up
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and we need to cancel our NutriContracts.
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Absolutely. It happens all the time.
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All you need to do is sign a few things.
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Ah. See, Charles, that
is why you never give up.
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I'll also need $10,000.
What's that? I'm sorry.
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It's payment for the last shipment.
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Plus the cancellation
fee, plus the restocking fee
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plus something we call a coward's charge.
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And that comes to $10,000.
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Congratulations. Thank you.
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I'll write you a check.
Is gratuity included?
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Charles, no.
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Angela… Yes? How can I
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heal you today? Please stop saying that.
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Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant
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robot person, but there's no way
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we're giving you any more money.
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Oh. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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For the no payment option,
you just need to sign here.
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"Enrollment in NutriCore"?
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It's our charity organization.
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"Pay off your contracts in labor hours
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"under the teachings of
founder Docter David Stovelman."
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"Docter" is spelled with an E?
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It's the British spelling
That can't be right.
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All right, look.
I didn't wanna have to do this,
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but we're in the NYPD.
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And if you don't cooperate,
we'll have no choice
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but to file a report against the company.
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You signed a contract,
and that is binding.
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No one gets special treatment, Officer.
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Not even Jay. Who?
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Jay Chandrasekhar,
their celebrity spokesman.
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Oh, no way. The guy from Super Troopers?
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Yep. He was also in Beerfest.
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Now I have to get back to work,
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but allow me to introduce
you to our complaint specialist.
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This is Phil.
He's been assigned to intimidate you.
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Congratulations. Thank you!
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Charles, stop thanking her.
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Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago
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and I'm your new commanding officer.
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I have big plans for
us, but it's always best
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to start with something
small and do it perfectly.
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So…
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[POURING DELIBERATELY]
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Sergeant, I know what
we should start with.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Officer…
Jennings. Gary Jennings.
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Officer Jennings, I already have a plan.
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Okay, well, you just paused, so I thought
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you were looking for suggestions,
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which I have a lot of. Nope.
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Not why I paused.
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Anyway, our first
order of business will be
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updating the filing system, so…
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We should use barcodes. No, no, no, no.
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No need to jump in.
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I already have a system in mind.
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Okay, well you just keep stopping,
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so I thought… Ah… To pour water.
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Because I'm thirsty. Got it. Great.
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Now, let's get into
the details of this with…
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Oh, my God! What, Gary?
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You're spilling water everywhere.
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Yes, I am.
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Because our first order of business
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is cleaning this floor.
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Charles! Charles, come here.
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I figured out how to get our money back.
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I knew you'd save our honeymoon.
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My honeymoon. Whatever.
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Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom
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is a massive financial scam, right?
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If we can prove that, we could
take down the whole company.
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Oh, I don't know.
Are you sure you wanna take them on?
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They're pretty scary.
I mean, no one's seen
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the CEO's wife in years.
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People think she's been murdered.
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That's just a rumor.
All right, here's the plan,
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we infiltrate their headquarters
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and get their financial records.
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But how do we get in, you ask?
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By attending today's
meeting of President's Club
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Admiral Level NutriMasters
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at the NutriTower Life Base.
I don't know,
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they know we're cops,
we can't just walk in.
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Correct. We can't walk right in,
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but we know someone who's a high-level
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NutriBoom distributor who can.
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And he look exactly like you.
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Hey, guys. I don't know.
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You really think it'll work?
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PERALTA: Charles, it has to.
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It's for our honeymoon. [GASPS]
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You said "our."
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PERALTA: Okay, the meeting
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at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours.
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Charles, you're going as Bill
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and I'm going as one of your NutriCruits.
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Bill, did you bring
those things I asked for?
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Yep, all of my
belongings that you'll need
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are in this suitcase.
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[VIBRATING]
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Why is it vibrating?
Is your cell phone in here?
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No. [LAUGHS] I'm sure it's not a sex toy.
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All right, these people really know Bill,
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so you're gonna have to become him.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this,
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but Bill, tell us all about yourself.
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Let's start with my whole family history.
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I was abandoned at a
playground as an infant.
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And here I am.
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Oh. That was the whole thing.
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Well, sad. But easier than
remembering a bunch of names.
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Okay, tell us more.
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Now, here's a list of all
the nicknames I go by.
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Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew,
Big Dave, Super Thick…
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Just write them all down for us.
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And that's why the number
of belly buttons I have is…
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Two. One.
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-Zero.
-BOTH: Ahh.
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BOTH: Hello. Hello.
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That's it. Okay, now let's work
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on your wink.
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Almost. Now think,
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only you and I know
our naughty little secret.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, I think Boyle's ready.
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That's a no-go, amigo.
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If you really wanna pass as me,
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you're gonna need to learn my patented
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neck massage technique.
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I think I've learned enough.
Yeah, I don't
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really see that coming up.
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Thanks for your help, Bill.
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So how did your first
briefing go, Sergeant?
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Did you give the squad a simple goal?
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Mmm-hmm. Revamping the filing system.
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Mmm, smart. Sounds very easy.
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Mmm. I assume it's been
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a success? Oh… [SCOFFS]
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Yes. It's been
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all types of successes.
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Rousing, resounding, smashing. [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, it's good to hear. Remember, failure
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is for failures.
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Good thing I'm not a failure.
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[LAUGHS]
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Guys, I lied.
My briefing was a total failure.
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But you told Captain Holt it went great
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in such a normal way.
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I'm a terrible manager.
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I've got this super eager
know-it-all on my squad
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who keeps derailing me with all his ideas
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and I can't get anything done.
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-Aw, you got an Amy.
-[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, she's got an Amy. It's pretty normal.
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Yeah, she got one of her, right?
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Like a pet. Takes one to know one,
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I guess. No, he is not an Amy.
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I am nothing like Gary.
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Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy
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-are the exact same name.
-JEFFORDS: Let me ask you this,
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did he already send
you nine follow-up emails
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about the briefing? No.
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It was 30. You got an Amy.
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Guys, I think I would know
if my Gary was an Amy.
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[SCOFFS]
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Hey, Gary. What you reading?
The new issue
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of Stationary Monthly.
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Yeah, I have an Amy.
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Bill. Is that you?
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Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello.
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You seem different. Nope.
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I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout
275
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who grew up in Bean Station,
Tennessee and shaves his armpits.
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Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up.
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New NutriCruit? Boom, boom!
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Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry.
279
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And I can't wait to get inside
and unlock my NutriFuture.
280
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Let me in. Let me in! Let me in! [LAUGHS]
281
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I love your energy. Boom, boom!
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Okay, get up there.
283
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PERALTA: Man,
everybody here is so creepy.
284
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Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully?
285
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Boom, boom, Bill! Boom, boom!
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Yeah, that tracks.
287
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All right, let's get a move on.
288
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The longer I stay here,
the more horrified I get.
289
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I know. Have you seen all these posters
290
00:09:41,295 --> 00:09:43,338
of David Stovelman's wife, Debby?
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"I'm happy healthy and alive."
292
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Oh, Debbie dead. Debbie real dead.
293
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All right, Bill said that the offices
294
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are behind that roped-off area.
295
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[SIGHS] We're gonna need a distraction.
296
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Well, if I know cults,
this meeting will start
297
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with an insanely
over-the-top nonsense video.
298
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-Huh.
-EMCEE [ON TV]: Hello, Admirals.
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Please turn your eyes to the monitors
300
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for a special hello from
NutriBoom elite, Jay Chandrasekhar.
301
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Boom, boom, everybody!
302
00:10:03,862 --> 00:10:05,529
ALL: Boom, boom, Jay!
303
00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:06,906
And there's our distraction.
When I first met
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Docter David Stovelman,
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I had no idea my amino
acids could be so high
306
00:10:10,994 --> 00:10:12,829
or so low.
307
00:10:13,788 --> 00:10:15,164
SANTIAGO: Ugh, guys.
308
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Gary is killing my productivity.
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00:10:17,292 --> 00:10:19,710
Terry, how did you used
to deal with having an Amy?
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I didn't have to do anything.
You've always been great.
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00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:23,590
Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning.
312
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Fine.
When you got too difficult to deal with,
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I'd pull rank.
314
00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:29,555
Did that work? No. Not even once.
315
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,014
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
316
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,349
Well, you could always just wait for Gary
317
00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:34,059
to find his Jake and then eventually,
318
00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,061
over time, they'll each
become 10% easier to deal with.
319
00:10:36,145 --> 00:10:37,521
Gary will never find love.
320
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He is unlovable.
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00:10:39,149 --> 00:10:40,650
Gina, what do I do? No, I don't know
322
00:10:40,734 --> 00:10:41,859
how to deal with an Amy.
323
00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:45,279
But there is this girl Wanda
in my Mommy & Me class.
324
00:10:45,363 --> 00:10:48,116
She's such a pill. She's so into her baby
325
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:50,159
and not into the other
babies and it's like,
326
00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:51,452
"Oh, cool, well, congrats.
327
00:10:51,536 --> 00:10:52,829
"Your baby rolled over early."
328
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:54,372
Like, who cares? I don't have time
329
00:10:54,456 --> 00:10:56,916
for this, Gina, And that is how
330
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,050
you deal with an Amy.
331
00:10:58,252 --> 00:11:00,212
You talk about something
she's not interested in
332
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until she walks away. Oh, brilliant.
333
00:11:04,091 --> 00:11:05,843
[LAUGHS] Stupid cult.
334
00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:08,095
They labeled their financial
records "financial records."
335
00:11:08,179 --> 00:11:10,639
[LAUGHS] Dummies.
336
00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:12,391
Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer
337
00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:13,726
approaching at 12:00.
338
00:11:13,851 --> 00:11:15,103
The file just started downloading.
339
00:11:15,187 --> 00:11:16,354
How much time do we have? I don't know,
340
00:11:16,438 --> 00:11:17,605
but he's a polka dotter. Polka Dotter…
341
00:11:17,689 --> 00:11:19,482
What does that mean?
Of the eight types of walkers?
342
00:11:19,566 --> 00:11:21,025
Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers,
343
00:11:21,109 --> 00:11:22,944
stompers… You don't know about this?
344
00:11:23,028 --> 00:11:25,113
Nobody does, Charles. You clearly
just read some weird blog post.
345
00:11:25,197 --> 00:11:26,364
First of all, Popmango.com
346
00:11:26,448 --> 00:11:28,074
is not a weird blog. It's infotainment.
347
00:11:28,158 --> 00:11:29,617
Secondly, polka dot walkers
348
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take short strides on their toes.
349
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,412
I don't wanna learn about
polka dotters right now.
350
00:11:32,496 --> 00:11:34,696
Just get out there and stall him.
But… Gah!
351
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,959
Hello, bud. Boom, boom.
352
00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:38,377
Boom, boom. Bill.
353
00:11:38,461 --> 00:11:39,628
What are you doing back here?
354
00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:41,172
This floor's closed on the weekend.
355
00:11:41,256 --> 00:11:43,048
You know me, just gotta stretch my legs.
356
00:11:43,132 --> 00:11:44,758
I'm really sore from Pilates.
357
00:11:44,842 --> 00:11:46,260
But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates.
358
00:11:46,344 --> 00:11:47,720
It's a pseudoscience.
359
00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:51,183
Right, no. Pilates is the name of my
360
00:11:51,267 --> 00:11:52,642
most recent sexual partner.
361
00:11:52,726 --> 00:11:53,810
Boom, boom!
362
00:11:53,894 --> 00:11:55,312
Boom, boom. You seem off, man.
363
00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,439
Your voice is different,
you're not sucking on
364
00:11:57,523 --> 00:11:59,608
your signature lollipop. Right.
365
00:11:59,858 --> 00:12:02,068
I guess I just woke up on
the wrong side of the bed.
366
00:12:02,152 --> 00:12:03,820
Since when do you sleep in a bed?
367
00:12:03,904 --> 00:12:05,113
Why are you being so weird?
368
00:12:05,197 --> 00:12:06,907
What are you doing back here?
369
00:12:06,991 --> 00:12:08,408
I know what's going on.
370
00:12:08,492 --> 00:12:12,121
You're fishing for one of my
patented neck massages, aren't you?
371
00:12:12,205 --> 00:12:14,958
There's the Bill I know.
Present and accounted for.
372
00:12:15,083 --> 00:12:18,295
Now turn around and gimme that neck.
373
00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:21,088
You're not gonna do it from the front?
374
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:24,050
Well, of course.
I mean, that's how I do it.
375
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:26,510
[SIGHS]
376
00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:30,766
Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom.
377
00:12:33,102 --> 00:12:35,396
Hey, where's my eye contact?
378
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:38,565
I got the files.
379
00:12:38,649 --> 00:12:40,234
I told you it would work.
380
00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:44,154
Wait, what's wrong?
They formed a line, Jake.
381
00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:45,741
They formed a line.
382
00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:50,662
Ugh, no evidence of
wrongdoing in any of these files.
383
00:12:50,746 --> 00:12:52,121
Credit where credit is due,
384
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,790
NutriBoom is good at criminal activity.
385
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,625
Well, they're terrible at making shakes.
386
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,359
Right? The only listed ingredient
387
00:12:57,461 --> 00:12:59,712
is "foreign substance."
And the flavor is called
388
00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,756
"Almost Cherry."
389
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:02,840
And I can't stop drinking it.
390
00:13:02,924 --> 00:13:05,135
This is interesting.
There's a major transaction
391
00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:06,720
on June 10th. My dad's birthday!
392
00:13:06,804 --> 00:13:08,222
You really think that's what I thought
393
00:13:08,306 --> 00:13:09,765
was interesting about it? I don't know.
394
00:13:09,849 --> 00:13:11,809
It's a payment for 100
grand to ScepterCore.
395
00:13:11,893 --> 00:13:13,602
Isn't that one of those
black ops security firms
396
00:13:13,686 --> 00:13:15,604
that ex-SEALs worked for? Yes, it is.
397
00:13:15,688 --> 00:13:17,273
And on June 10th… My dad's birthday.
398
00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:18,482
Are you just trying to get me to remember
399
00:13:18,566 --> 00:13:19,942
your dad's birthday now? I mean,
400
00:13:20,026 --> 00:13:21,653
it wouldn't kill you to call.
We don't have time to talk about this.
401
00:13:21,737 --> 00:13:23,530
Your dad's birthday is the same day
402
00:13:23,614 --> 00:13:25,407
that Debbie Stovelman
went missing last year.
403
00:13:25,491 --> 00:13:26,992
I bet the payment is a paper trail
404
00:13:27,076 --> 00:13:29,119
for the hit Stovelman
took out on his wife.
405
00:13:29,203 --> 00:13:30,745
This just became a murder case.
406
00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:32,664
Maybe, but it's not enough
to open an investigation.
407
00:13:32,748 --> 00:13:34,958
Right, but it is enough to
make Stovelman nervous.
408
00:13:35,042 --> 00:13:36,710
We just have to get to him. Oh, no.
409
00:13:36,794 --> 00:13:38,169
Do I have to go as Bill again?
410
00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:39,422
No, don't worry. He isn't big enough
411
00:13:39,506 --> 00:13:40,965
to earn face time with the founder.
412
00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:43,134
We have to take this
to the highest level.
413
00:13:43,218 --> 00:13:44,719
BOTH: Jay Chandrasekhar!
414
00:13:45,762 --> 00:13:47,513
Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'!
415
00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,640
Oh, you're welcome. I said, for nothin'.
416
00:13:49,724 --> 00:13:51,684
Your boring story didn't work.
417
00:13:51,768 --> 00:13:54,854
So my friend Wanda,
she just loves the oceans.
418
00:13:55,188 --> 00:13:57,941
The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian…
419
00:13:58,025 --> 00:14:00,736
Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits?
420
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,654
Because I love the Bering.
421
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:05,199
We talked about
bodies of water for hours.
422
00:14:05,491 --> 00:14:07,909
Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy.
423
00:14:07,993 --> 00:14:09,244
Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
424
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,871
but you should just do what I used to do
425
00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:12,539
when I needed to escape you.
What did you do?
426
00:14:12,623 --> 00:14:14,458
Literally escape you.
Always be on the move.
427
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:15,668
Never be static. Like a shark.
428
00:14:15,752 --> 00:14:17,253
That way he can't catch your attention.
429
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,505
That's right! That is what we did.
430
00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:21,174
-But you all did that?
-DIAZ: Mmm-hmm.
431
00:14:21,258 --> 00:14:23,217
[SIGHS] Okay, but Rosa, how did you…
432
00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:26,054
Rosa? Where did she…
433
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:28,890
Damn, you guys are good.
434
00:14:29,224 --> 00:14:31,351
PERALTA: There he is. How did
you know he'd be at this coffee shop?
435
00:14:31,435 --> 00:14:33,535
Us Weekly.
He's pictured here all the time.
436
00:14:33,688 --> 00:14:34,730
PERALTA: He's coming out.
All right, look,
437
00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:36,440
this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep.
438
00:14:36,524 --> 00:14:37,524
But if we apply enough pressure,
439
00:14:37,608 --> 00:14:38,609
we may get him to crack.
440
00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:39,693
Copy that.
441
00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:40,903
Hi, excuse me.
442
00:14:40,987 --> 00:14:42,696
Mr. Chandrasekhar,
we wanted to talk to you
443
00:14:42,780 --> 00:14:44,198
about NutriBoom. All right!
444
00:14:44,282 --> 00:14:45,908
-Boom, boom, guys.
-BOTH: Boom, boom!
445
00:14:45,992 --> 00:14:47,868
We're with the NYPD.
Oh, my God. Seriously?
446
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:49,328
You guys have to save me.
447
00:14:49,412 --> 00:14:50,496
Can you get me out? What's that now?
448
00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:51,790
NutriBoom is a scam and a cult.
449
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,500
They've ruined my life. Really?
450
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:54,918
You look so happy in the videos.
451
00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:56,753
You'd pretend to be happy too
if you knew what they did to me.
452
00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:58,922
Testicular torture? Yeah.
453
00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,131
-[INHALES] Oh.
-BOYLE: Look,
454
00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:02,884
we have reason to believe David
Stovelman murdered his wife, Debbie.
455
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,260
Yeah, duh! All right, Jay.
456
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:05,804
Try to remain calm, here. Sorry.
457
00:15:05,888 --> 00:15:07,222
I'm just so scarred. Right,
458
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,765
from the nard torture.
459
00:15:08,849 --> 00:15:10,476
Look, we have evidence
that could tie David
460
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:12,186
to his wife's death,
but we need your help
461
00:15:12,270 --> 00:15:13,854
to get to him.
Yeah, I'll do whatever you want.
462
00:15:13,938 --> 00:15:15,856
You have no idea how terrible they are.
463
00:15:15,940 --> 00:15:17,650
Trust me, I do.
They took ten grand from me.
464
00:15:17,734 --> 00:15:19,611
Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog.
465
00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:20,861
Okay, well, no need to compare stakes.
466
00:15:20,945 --> 00:15:22,780
Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000.
[SCOFFS]
467
00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:23,906
You can't put a price on life.
468
00:15:23,990 --> 00:15:25,116
You're absolutely right.
Thank you so much
469
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,201
for your help, sir.
470
00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,245
-GARY: Sergeant?
-Aah!
471
00:15:28,329 --> 00:15:29,413
I need to tell you something.
472
00:15:29,497 --> 00:15:30,956
Great. Can't wait to hear it.
473
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,582
First, could you pass
that thing over there?
474
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:35,544
Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't…
475
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:37,463
Sergeant?
476
00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:38,839
Sergeant! Oh, hey.
477
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,011
Sergeant?
478
00:15:45,305 --> 00:15:46,765
Sergeant?
479
00:15:51,394 --> 00:15:53,271
[SIGHS] Okay.
480
00:15:53,355 --> 00:15:55,607
Let's finally get these shelves up.
481
00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,277
Goes perfect.
482
00:15:59,945 --> 00:16:01,988
Oh! Oh, no.
483
00:16:02,072 --> 00:16:03,907
Oh, there you are.
484
00:16:03,991 --> 00:16:06,326
I was trying to tell
you not to use that wall.
485
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,995
It has water damage.
486
00:16:09,038 --> 00:16:10,122
Noted.
487
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:13,584
So Stovelman will pick up
Jay and take him to lunch.
488
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,461
We trail them, and then
when they get comfortable,
489
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:16,920
ambush 'em with the intel about his wife.
490
00:16:17,004 --> 00:16:19,548
Wow. I can't believe we're
working a sting operation
491
00:16:19,632 --> 00:16:21,260
with a celebrity. I know.
492
00:16:21,385 --> 00:16:22,760
I feel like we're in Ocean's Eleven.
493
00:16:22,844 --> 00:16:23,944
You're such a Clooney.
494
00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:25,638
Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould. Wow.
495
00:16:25,722 --> 00:16:27,557
Just skipped right over
Pitt and Damon, huh?
496
00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:28,516
[TIRES SCREECHING]
497
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,976
-I've been good!
-PERALTA: Oh, no!
498
00:16:30,060 --> 00:16:32,103
Those are NutriCore guys.
They're taking Jay!
499
00:16:32,187 --> 00:16:34,022
It's not a pick-up. It's a throw-in.
500
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:35,940
Where's Jay? Hey, Bill.
501
00:16:36,024 --> 00:16:37,484
Boom, boom! No boom, boom.
502
00:16:37,568 --> 00:16:39,612
I am not Bill. Look, we're with the NYPD.
503
00:16:39,696 --> 00:16:42,198
We saw two NutriCore thugs
kidnap Jay and bring him here.
504
00:16:42,282 --> 00:16:43,949
Now where is he? Bill, you're a cop!
505
00:16:44,033 --> 00:16:45,993
No, I am not Bill!
If you don't cooperate,
506
00:16:46,077 --> 00:16:47,953
we'll consider you an
accessory to this crime.
507
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:49,330
I don't know what you mean by crime.
508
00:16:49,414 --> 00:16:50,706
Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with
509
00:16:50,790 --> 00:16:52,541
some nutrition specialists
in the basement.
510
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:54,418
You can see for
yourself if you'd like, Bill.
511
00:16:54,502 --> 00:16:55,878
I will see for myself, but I am not Bill.
512
00:16:55,962 --> 00:16:58,007
Good one, Bill. Get out of here. Gah!
513
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,510
Jay! Oh, my God. Boom, boom, guys!
514
00:17:01,594 --> 00:17:03,595
What? We saw them take you. Are you okay?
515
00:17:03,679 --> 00:17:04,930
What are you talking about? [LAUGHS]
516
00:17:05,014 --> 00:17:07,557
Oh, the van thing?
Yeah, Jay. The van thing.
517
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:08,934
Those are just my friends from NutriBoom.
518
00:17:09,018 --> 00:17:10,936
They were worried about
my amino acid levels,
519
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,729
so they rushed me straight
here to give me more
520
00:17:12,813 --> 00:17:14,981
or less of them.
Why are you talking like that?
521
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:16,359
What did they do to you?
522
00:17:16,443 --> 00:17:18,444
[WHIMPERING] Oh, I see.
They gave you back your dog.
523
00:17:18,528 --> 00:17:20,029
No, they found my dog.
524
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:22,240
He was wandering
around a park for a year.
525
00:17:22,324 --> 00:17:24,075
Come on, man. Pull it together.
526
00:17:24,159 --> 00:17:25,576
These people are evil, remember?
527
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,328
David Stovelman murdered his wife.
528
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:28,663
You mean me?
529
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:31,791
BOTH: Debbie Stovelman. Boom, boom.
530
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,003
She is happy, healthy and alive.
531
00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:39,258
Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say
532
00:17:39,342 --> 00:17:40,592
sorry about the hole in the wall.
533
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:42,135
I've already called maintenance.
534
00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:43,470
Okay. Anything else? God, you're good.
535
00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:44,680
You saw right through me.
536
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,557
I failed as a manager. I couldn't deal
537
00:17:46,641 --> 00:17:49,518
with this overeager officer
who kept pestering me.
538
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,563
-Ohh, you have an…
-BOTH: Amy.
539
00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:53,773
Yes, I know.
We've been through it a lot today.
540
00:17:53,857 --> 00:17:55,525
Well, you should've come to me.
541
00:17:55,609 --> 00:17:56,693
I know exactly what it's like to be you.
542
00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,403
You used to be an Amy?
543
00:17:58,487 --> 00:17:59,988
No, I never had your level of insecurity.
544
00:18:00,072 --> 00:18:01,823
I was referring to managing an Amy.
545
00:18:01,907 --> 00:18:03,533
Of course. Well, I'm not sure
546
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:04,742
there's anything left to try.
547
00:18:04,826 --> 00:18:06,119
No matter what I did,
548
00:18:06,203 --> 00:18:07,704
he just kept interrupting me
549
00:18:07,788 --> 00:18:09,206
with all his own ideas.
550
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,457
Were they good ideas? I don't know.
551
00:18:10,541 --> 00:18:12,085
I didn't listen to them.
552
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,711
Damn.
553
00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:14,878
Did you just solve it that easily?
554
00:18:14,962 --> 00:18:16,589
Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy
555
00:18:16,673 --> 00:18:18,507
is not a chore, it's a pleasure.
556
00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:21,302
Because an Amy is a tool. I'm a tool?
557
00:18:21,386 --> 00:18:22,511
Yes, you're a massive tool.
558
00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,597
You're useful and valuable.
559
00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:26,724
Sure, an Amy can be
intimidating sometimes
560
00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:28,685
because they have such strong ideas.
561
00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:30,562
But you should always listen to an Amy
562
00:18:30,646 --> 00:18:32,731
because they will only make you better.
563
00:18:32,815 --> 00:18:35,401
At least, that's my experience.
564
00:18:37,069 --> 00:18:38,195
Thank you, sir.
565
00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:40,905
DEBBIE: Jay, would you please excuse us.
566
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,616
I believe there's a brand new motorcycle
567
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,200
with your name on it upstairs.
568
00:18:44,284 --> 00:18:45,661
You guys are the best. [CHUCKLES]
569
00:18:45,745 --> 00:18:47,622
Thanks for bringing my dog back.
570
00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:49,206
He looks almost exactly the same.
571
00:18:49,290 --> 00:18:50,958
Come on. Boom, boom, Jake.
572
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,044
Boom, boom, Charles. Boom, boom, Jay.
573
00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,879
What's going on here?
I thought you were murdered.
574
00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:56,589
I was never dead. Then what was
575
00:18:56,715 --> 00:18:58,565
that 100k payment to ScepterCore for?
576
00:18:58,758 --> 00:19:00,551
It was to get you off the grid.
577
00:19:00,635 --> 00:19:02,303
Because the Feds were investigating you.
578
00:19:02,387 --> 00:19:04,222
You can't indict someone
who doesn't exist.
579
00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:05,641
So you're still working for NutriBoom?
580
00:19:05,725 --> 00:19:08,018
Working for? I am NutriBoom.
581
00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:11,104
Look, your annoying little
crusade is wasting my time.
582
00:19:11,188 --> 00:19:13,649
I want you to leave me
and my company alone.
583
00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:15,484
Not gonna happen.
Now we know you're alive
584
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:16,777
and I bet the Feds would be interested
585
00:19:16,861 --> 00:19:18,612
in knowing that, too.
Maybe, but the fact remains,
586
00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:20,322
I haven't committed any crimes,
587
00:19:20,531 --> 00:19:21,616
that anyone can prove.
588
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,660
So you can try your luck with the Feds.
589
00:19:23,744 --> 00:19:25,078
Or you can get your money back and go on
590
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:26,371
that expensive honeymoon.
591
00:19:26,455 --> 00:19:27,580
How do you know about my honeymoon?
592
00:19:27,664 --> 00:19:29,541
I know everything. Oh, really?
593
00:19:29,666 --> 00:19:32,316
Because you don't know about
my big ass moral compass.
594
00:19:33,795 --> 00:19:34,963
Damn!
595
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:39,134
I'm going to the Feds,
and you're going down.
596
00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:41,720
Also, can you tell us
how to get out of here?
597
00:19:41,804 --> 00:19:43,473
This place is a real maze.
598
00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:45,641
Oh, Officer Jennings?
599
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:46,767
Can I speak to you for a minute?
600
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:47,851
Of course. Nothing I like more
601
00:19:47,935 --> 00:19:49,395
than one-on-one time with my boss.
602
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:50,938
Wow, it's like staring in a mirror.
603
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:52,481
What? Nothing. [CLEARS THROAT]
604
00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:54,066
Listen, I wanna apologize.
605
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,529
I ignored your ideas
and that was a mistake.
606
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,406
Please, tell me your suggestions
607
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,490
for the filing system. It's actually
608
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:02,784
five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions.
609
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,828
And I… After the briefing.
610
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,580
Oh. Copy that. [CHUCKLES]
611
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:08,957
All right, listen up, squad.
612
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,834
We had increased criminal activity
613
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:11,918
in the park last night, so we'll be
614
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:13,628
doubling our patrols there today.
615
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:17,258
After the meeting, I
will be handing out new…
616
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,681
assignments.
617
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,091
[WHISPERING] Oh, my God, I did it.
618
00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,353
The Feds said our intel could help them
619
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,646
maybe take down Stovelman someday,
620
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,023
but they didn't sound hopeful.
Well, I'm glad
621
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,443
you did the right thing. Really?
622
00:20:34,527 --> 00:20:35,652
Even though it means we now have no money
623
00:20:35,736 --> 00:20:37,237
for a decent honeymoon? It's hard not to
624
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:38,739
say a really corny thing right now
625
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:40,657
about how every day's
a honeymoon with you.
626
00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:43,243
Aww. Although, technically,
you did you just say it.
627
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:45,077
Which is very embarrassing for you.
628
00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:48,723
Jake, don't freak out.
629
00:20:48,874 --> 00:20:50,924
There's a really creepy guy spying on us.
630
00:20:51,253 --> 00:20:52,712
-[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
-Oh, no, no, no.
631
00:20:52,796 --> 00:20:54,589
That's just Phil from NutriBoom.
632
00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:56,257
He'll be intimidating us from now on.
633
00:20:56,341 --> 00:20:58,760
There's an evil corporation
hell-bent on destroying us.
634
00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:01,137
Hi, Phil! Boom, boom!
635
00:21:01,471 --> 00:21:02,680
Say, "Boom, boom," darling.
636
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:03,765
Boom, boom.
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