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Five, four, three, two, and step.

And step, and knees around the world.

PERALTA: Great form, Captain.

Your calves are looking tight.

Peralta, what're you doing at Razzmatazz?

We needed to talk
somewhere outside the precinct.

Diaz? You are here too.

-Great.
-BRENDA: Yeah.

Sir, we've discovered that
Lieutenant Hawkins is dirty.

Her squad isn't investigating
the Golden Gang bank robbers.

They are the robbers.

BRENDA: Knees up in the back.
Sorry, Brenda.

HOLT: If Hawkins is robbing banks,

why'd she invite you onto her task force?

And squat and hold, and work those quads.

We were working on a case
that could have exposed her.

This way she can keep tabs on us.

-BRENDA: Turn it. Get down.
-[PERALTA GROANS]

God, why is this so hard for me?

Do I even have quads?

And twirl.

Normally, I'd say we'd
report this to Internal Affairs.

BRENDA: And twirl back.

But Hawkins is one of the most
revered detectives in the NYPD.

And hula hands.

If you're gonna go after her,

you'd better have
the proof to back it up.

Well, then I guess that
only leaves us one option.

And now wag those tails.

PERALTA: Find out everything
we can about the squad,

and take her down from the inside.

Keep wagging back there.

I am wagging, Brenda!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

PERALTA: Morning, Lieutenant Hawkins.

Have you ever considered
going by "Ladyhawke"?

Pretty sweet flick.
Matty Broderick, Shelly Pfeiffer.

Alf Molina.

Not to be confused with ALF Alf.

We all love him. What do you want?

We ran background checks
on all of the employees

of the three banks that were hit.
Nothing interesting.

Run checks on all the family members.

Or we could get to know each
other better and join you in the field.

Or you could run a background check.

Lieutenant, the manager
of the Capital Trust Bank

in Fort Greene is here. Oh, yeah.

Was that bank even hit? We brought him in

because we think it
might be the next target.

Is that standard procedure?

You ask a lot of questions.

Uh, she really doesn't.

One time I broke my arm, and she
didn't even ask me what happened,

and it was a really funny story.
[CHUCKLES]

Wow. Now nobody's asking what happened?
This is insane.

Okay, I should be back in an hour.

If my desk phone rings, just ignore it.
I don't answer it anyway.

You shouldn't tell me stuff like that.

Where's Gina going?

It's, like, the third time
she's taken off this week.

She has a doctor's appointment.

SCULLY: You know what that's code for?

She's taking a nap in the furnace room.

Is that what you do? Because
you really should go to the doctor.

When you breathe, it sounds like

someone's shaking a bag of quarters.

You're right.

I'll go to the doctor right now.

Sarge, you think Gina will be okay?

She says the doctors can't
be sure, but they're optimistic.

Apparently, she has something
called Ansel-Elgort syndrome.

Oh, poor Gina. Oh, my God.

Oh, you fools. That's not a disease.

Ansel Elgort's an actor.

Did none of you see
The Fault in Our Stars?

No. Why did you?

Teenage romance,
dying chick, oxygen mask.

-Checks all my boxes.
-BOYLE, SANTIAGO: Ugh!

So what's really going on with Gina?

Wait. You don't think…

That she hates work and
doesn't wanna be here?

Yeah, I do think.

No, that she's pregnant.

It all makes sense now.

Last week, I brought in
unpasteurized boar's milk

and she refused to drink any.

Not a real convincing argument, Boyle.

No, I think Charles might be right.

Yesterday, I asked her to go for a drink,

and she said, "That
sounds like a nightmare."

Oh, Amy. Okay.

Just give me this, please.
I'd feel so much better about myself

-if it was because she was pregnant.
-JEFFORDS: Oh, my God.

Look what Gina was working on.

"Volcano, Tibia, JerHonor.

"Concretius, The Enigma"?
Oh, she's lost her mind.

No, look at what the file is called.

"BabyNames.doc."

You guys, Gina's gonna have a baby!

HOLT: We're clear.

What was wrong with the step class?

Too public. Couldn't take the risk.

Also, one of us yarfed all
over himself after the class.

Yeah, and it doesn't matter
which one of us he was.

So what kind of dirt did
you dig up on Hawkins?

Nothing concrete, but we
think we know their next target.

Capital Trust Bank, Fort Greene branch.

As part of our "investigation"
into the Golden Gang,

she managed to get alarm
schematics and blueprints.

It's the perfect cover. She's so smooth.

Oh, yeah, she's a smooth criminal.

MJ, RIP.

The problem is, we're
not in her inner circle.

She barely talks to us, and
I've been super charming.

So…

What you binging these days?

What? Everyone's binging these days.
It's how we consume content.

We need to find out a
way to earn her trust.

Normally, I'd say work
hard, prove you're good cops,

but she doesn't want
good cops around her.

Oh, dip. That's right, Captain.

She doesn't want good cops around her.

We're just gonna have to
convince her that we're dirty.

How do you plan to do that?

With the help of the
sketchiest dude we know.

I am so honored you guys thought of me.

You're not gonna regret this.

So, Adrian, working from home, huh?

What happened to the office?

Couldn't afford the rent.
I'll be honest with you guys,

this PI thing is not going great.

Got a couple of bad reviews online,

and that pretty much tanked me.

I mean, what does "weird
energy" even mean?

Am I right? Well, my guess is that

people find you somewhat
threatening and erratic.

Okay, yeah. That tracks.

But joke's on them

'cause I'm having tons of
fun with all this free time.

Catching up on reading, going for walks.
It's great.

The other day, I walked
all the way to Maryland.

Gorgeous.
Well, listen, we need your help.

Great, who are we killing?

I won't do kids. That's a rule.

But that rule is negotiable
if the kid's a dick.

No, babe, we don't
want you to kill anyone.

What? Really? No.

We need to make Lieutenant Hawkins think

that Diaz and Peralta are dirty.

When you went undercover in the mob,

how did you convince
them you could be trusted?

Easy. You just take one of their guys

and beat him to a pulp in front of them.

Well, that's all well and good,
but we're not actually dirty.

We can't just beat somebody up.

What if that someone gave you permission?

Babe, do you want us to beat you up?

[GROANS] Yes, please.
Anything to feel alive.

I was lying before about enjoying walking.
It sucks.

And Maryland is a giant pile of garbage.

Okay, so we beat the
crap out of my fiancé.

-And you're okay with this?
-DIAZ: Yeah.

I just want him to be happy. Aw.

You guys are a weird couple,
but it appears we have a plan.

Okay, here are the ground rules.

You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair.

I am A-OK being stabbed.

Biting and scratching are on the table.

You can use fire.

These are the ground rules?
Is there anything off limits?

Damn, man.

You got something really
sick you wanna do, huh?

Oh, you little pervert.

All right, I like it.
Don't tell me. Surprise me.

Ooh! This is gonna be fun!

Now remember, if she's expecting,

she'll tell us when she's ready.

I don't know how she could
keep this from me. I'm her brother.

I mean, when Genevieve and
I knew we were going to adopt,

I told her immediately.

You told everyone.

Put your hands up,

and start clapping for me.

'Cause I'm gonna be a daddy.

Aw, thank you.

You're gonna need to hold your
horses and respect Gina's privacy.

[SIGHS] Fine, I will.

What the hell? Is she drinking coffee?

Boyle, no!

What are you doing, you psycho?
What are you doing?

You shouldn't be drinking caffeine.

-That can stunt the growth of your…
-[SOFTLY] No!

[STAMMERING]

No, no, no. Your baby.

Excuse me? What are you trying to say?

Nothing. We don't think you're pregnant.

Sharon's pregnant. That's not true.

God, I hope it's not true.

What if Sharon's pregnant?

Well, it would appear you've
figured out my little secret.

Oh, we don't know no secret.
You be crazy.

I always talk like this down in Kokomo.

Okay. It's fine. You might as well know.
I am with child.

[CHUCKLES] Congratulations.
Yes! I'm gonna be an uncle.

I'm gonna be an uncle! All right,

someone take a picture
of me kissing her belly.

Negative, get out. Okay, fine.

But you have to tell us everything.

How do you feel? When are you due?

Oh, my God, I don't even
know who the father is.

-Who's the father?
-GINA: "Who's the father?"

Well, let's just say he's a destroyer of
worlds, and I am his moon and stars.

Amazing.

I still need his name,
phone number, and shirt size.

I have a fun group Halloween costume idea.
I won't tell you what it is.

It's 3 Men and a Baby. You're Guttenberg.

Right, well, I would
love to give you that info,

but there's one little problem.

I signed a non-disclosure agreement,

which bars me from
revealing his identity.

Wait, is he famous? [CHUCKLES]

Is it Batali?

Charles, she can't say.

Is it Batali? Legally, I cannot say.

I'm so sorry, guys, but
I can give you a hint,

and that hint is he real famous.

[ALL GASP]

Ooh, y'all are agog. Textbook agog.

Come on, fetus, let's bounce.

DIAZ: This way, D-bag.

Get your pig hands off me.

You pigs! Hey, who's this?

Now who's asking a lot of questions?

[CHUCKLING] Ooh, schnoops.
You said that to her before

and then she flipped it on you.

You got flipped on, son.

What did I do?
I didn't do anything wrong.

Really?
'Cause you haven't paid us in a week.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, God. I swear I'll get you the money.
I just need a little more…

[GRUNTS] Oh, my God, you really
punched me! Oh, my God, that hurt!

[WHISPERING] Are you okay? What?

Yeah, this is my character. I'm a coward.

Come on, give me everything you got.

-[YELLS]
-[GRUNTS]

Where's our money?

[GROANS] Oh, my kidneys!

Oh, I'm pretty sure
I'm bleeding internally.

Oh, God! Get up.

-[GRUNTS]
-[GROANS]

I am so sorry.

Why? It's going great.

Punch me really hard in the stomach.
Oh. Okay.

[GROANING]

I think you broke my ribs.

Oh! You're really hurting me.
Please, stop hurting me!

[WHISPERING] What are you doing?
I said stop hurting me.

[WHISPERING] What?
I thought you were in character.

No, no, I don't have health insurance.
This could bankrupt me.

I'm sorry. I'm just very confused.
Come on.

[NORMAL VOICE] Get us the money by Friday

or I'll break more than your ribs.

Jake.

PERALTA: We're being watched?

Uh-oh.

How many times have I
smacked you in your face?

Lost count.

And you still have no fear of me.

I'm trying to read your womb vibe.

Exactly. Knock it off.

The daddy's a Property Brother, isn't he?
It's a Property Baby.

Charles, you know I legally can't answer.

Do you want me to have my baby in jail?

All right, no more questions.
Only statements.

You are glowing.

Brother to sister, you've
never looked sexier.

-Come on, man.
-[SANTIAGO GROANS]

Ugh. You guys, I would love to stay
and chat about my unborn king or queen,

but I just got a text from… Redacted.

And he wants to take
me to a fancy lunch at…

Redacted.

So I gotta get outta
here, but you know what?

I'll be back at redacted o'clock.

[LAUGHING]

Bye.

Okay, so she's going to
meet the father of her child,

and it is break time…

And you better believe

that we're gonna follow her. Yes!

The only celebrity I've ever
seen in real life was Paul Shaffer.

It was exhilarating. I bet.

Be careful. Don't let her see us.

Then you should have got
a disguise like me, idiots.

Why do you even own that?

Oh, I was banned from Wing
Sluts for using too much sauce,

so I got it to sneak past the hostess.

So far it has not worked.

Wait, look! There's no fancy lunch.

SANTIAGO: There's no fancy guy!
She lied to us.

Redacted, my ass.

What's up?

So, not sure if Paxton told you,

but we brought a perp in earlier.

Good-looking guy, weird energy.

Yeah, did you get anything?

PERALTA: He didn't know jack,

but we surprisingly noticed that
there was a camera in the room.

And we really need that footage. Why?

Let's just say, in the
course of questioning him,

he may have accidentally fallen down

a couple of times. He's real clumsy.

If the wrong person saw that
tape, they might get the wrong idea.

You know, I saw the
tape, and it was shocking

how clumsy that guy actually was.

Right?

And the funny thing is,

I meant to save the file,
but I deleted it by accident.

Guess we're all a little clumsy.

Yes, indeed.

I stepped on my omelet this morning.

Not pertinent, let's continue
with our covert conversation.

You know, a bunch of us
are going out drinking tonight.

You wanna come? You know it.

But I should probably warn you,

me and Rosa go pretty hard.

Great. Bring some coke.

Oh, so you mean hard-hard. [CHUCKLES]

Okay, sweet.

Sweet, sweet, sweet.

Cocaine. Cocaína.

No. No?

PIMENTO: What happened with Hawkins?

Did she take the bait like a stupid fish?

Yeah, she invited us to
go out with her gang tonight.

-Nice.
-PERALTA: Speaking of which, Captain,

any luck getting coke out of evidence?

One bag of primo
blow, as is the parlance.

I still have reservations
about this plan.

Perhaps you could say your dealer ran out

or he's summering in Nantucket.

No, this is perfect.

If she gets wasted, maybe
she'll get sloppy and start talking.

Plus, I mean, I can teach you guys

how to fake-take real drugs like a pro.

I used to do it all the time
when I was undercover.

All you gotta do is close
your nostril when you go down.

Watch this.

[SNORTS] Oh!

Nope. I didn't do it that time.
I got a full snoutful.

Whoo! [CHUCKLES] Okay, no, let
me just try it again. I'm a little rusty.

All you gotta do, just close
the old nost-a-roni and…

[SNORTS] Oh, boy, I got more that time.

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Whoa! Where did you get this?
Adrian, that's enough.

[SIGHS] We can make
fake cocaine for ourselves

out of vitamin B powder.

Ooh, vitamin B. The second-best vitamin.

Guys, I'm telling you, the
fake snorting can work. Watch.

[SNORTS] Oh!

[COUGHING]

I got so much that time.

[LAUGHING] Whoo!

Anybody wanna listen
to Jamiroquai right now?

Okay, I'm just gonna move
this away from your nose holes.

-[PIMENTO EXHALES SHARPLY]
-HOLT: Well, you two should get going.

If Hawkins tells you
anything, text me right away.

I'll stay here and watch Adrian.

Who's Adrian? Yeah, all right!

Hey, any of you guys play an instrument?

You know, I play a
little bit of bouzouki.

Anybody else play an
ancient stringed instrument?

No? You guys wanna go to the beach?
It's a beautiful day.

Just maybe, like, get out there,
throw the disk around. Right?

Hey, have you ever been to
the Statue of Liberty, Captain?

Have you? Have you ever been inside,

like, under the skirt?
Like, what's up there?

Did they build a…
You know what I'm saying?

[SIGHS] Guys, watch this.
I'm gonna juggle.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Admit it, Gina. There was no celebrity.

There was no fancy lunch at redacted.

Well, that's strange because I
remember eating lobster-fed beef.

It's the best kind.

The cows live by the sea
and they eat only lobster.

We know you're lying.

I am offended.

Nay, outraged that…

We saw you eating cheese pizza all alone.

Yeah, okay, then you caught me.

Gina, what is really going on?

Immaculate conception? No.

Why did you make all that stuff up?

Because I value my privacy,

and it's like you guys
are always in my business,

specifically Charles.

Look, it's just that I'm your brother,

and I love you, and I'm invested.

But if that's what you really
want, then I'll leave you alone.

[GROANS] Fine.

I'll tell you who the baby's father is,

but you have to be chill.

I will be so chill.

The baby daddy is a Boyle cousin.

[SCREAMS] It's a Boyle!

Whoo!

Ugh. This place smells like…

Regret? Failure?

-Ketchup.
-HAWKINS: Hey, Diaz, Peralta.

Over here.

What's up, Lieutenant?

Cell phones in the bag. Why?

It's standard procedure.
We don't like having phones at parties.

Right, it's like, look up
from your screens, people.

You're missing out on the
best app there is. Real life.

Well, you see, we're gonna be
doing a lot of drugs and we're cops,

so we don't want our pictures taken.

Yeah, your reason's better.

Here you go. All right, then.

Here we go.

Let's get sloppy.

[EXHALING]

I like it.

You guys,

I found out why Gina lied about
the non-disclosure agreement.

Because of how invasive
and crazy you are?

Oh, Terry, you gullible little rube.

It's because of which cousin it is.

That's right.
I found out which Boyle seed did the deed.

-[BOTH GROAN]
-The father is Milton. [SCOFFS]

Who's Milton?
We're not a part of your family.

He's a total loser.

I mean, of all the Boyles to
bang, why bang Milton Boyle?

He's that bad? "He's that bad?"

Wow, Terry, you are a rube.
Milton's a troll.

Okay, look.

We have to be supportive.
Gina is our friend.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Ugh. Oh, my God, he's here.

You guys try not to puke all
over yourselves when you see him.

Hi, Milton.

Oh, hey, Charles.

-JEFFORDS: He's a Boyle?
-BOYLE: Right?

Don't look at his weird face.
You'll make him feel bad.

Hey. Hey. Uh, have you seen Gina?

You mean ever?

[SCOFFS] Get more specific, Milton.

[SQUEALS] Mitty! Hey!

[GIGGLES]

What are you doing here?

Thought I would take my warrior
goddess out to a surprise dinner.

Oh, is the surprise that
you can afford dinner

since you dropped out of high school?

I left after junior year to be
a professional snowboarder.

Oh!
And now he owns a winter apparel company

that donates snow to the poor.

Water.

GINA: You're so amazing.

You're so amazing.

SANTIAGO: Oh, they're dancing now.

Are you guys doing the lambada?

Hmm. I guess we are. I hadn't noticed.

Sometimes we just do that.

Aw, you guys make a cute couple.

You're welcome.
Now enjoy watching us leave.

I had a great idea for a baby name.

[GASPS] What is it? If it's a girl,

how about "The Enigma"?

Oh, my God, I already thought of that,

and then if it's a boy, it could just be…

"The Enigmo." "The Enigmo."

Bye, Charles. I love you.

Bye, Milton. I love you too.

Come on, Charles, you have to admit,

they're perfect for each other.

BOYLE: Yeah, I guess I'm happy for her.

Let's just hope the baby
doesn't get his looks.

What a dweeb.

JEFFORDS: No, bro, he's hot.

[SNIFFS DEEPLY]

Oh, wow. That's good stuff.
Who's your guy?

Actually, it's a woman.

Women can be drug dealers too. ImWithHer.

Here. Oh, no, I'm good.

Not to be snobby, but I got my own stash.

It's the bomb.
Smuggled this vial in on a plane.

Stuck it right up my butt. [CHUCKLES]

Want some? No, thanks.

I'm good with the non-butt coke.

Suit yourself.

[PERALTA SNORTS]

Bartender made me my favorite drink.

It's called a bottle of whiskey.

HAWKINS: I like your style.

You know, when I first met you two,

I thought you were pretty uptight.

More like down loose. That's nothing.

Hey, uh, about the interrogation room…

Don't even worry about it.
Sometimes you gotta do stuff.

Me and my crew, sometimes
we gotta do stuff too.

Understood, and, hey, look, if
you ever need help doing stuff,

maybe keep us in mind. I will.

Enough business, huh?

[SNIFFS DEEPLY]

PERALTA: Yeah!

Yeah.

[LAUGHING]

Wakey, wakey.
Rise and shine. It's go time.

"Go time"? What time go time?

I said I'd keep you in mind, remember?
Well, we got a job.

What job? We're robbing a bank.

We always party the night before.
It keeps us loose.

Here are your masks.

Oh. Great. Awesome.
Obviously, we're on board.

Just one thing,

if Rosa doesn't eat
breakfast, she's a real bear.

Plus, I should go home, take a shower,

and gots to watch my Michael and Kelly.
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

We go now. Sure, totally.

Groban's filling in anyway.
Let's go rob a bank.

HAWKINS: All right, when we get there,

we're going in hard,
and we're going in fast.

Paxton and I will take the vaults

'cause we know how to use the tools.

You two are on crowd control.

Make it clear you're in charge or
things could get messy. Any questions?

A million. No time. Follow our lead.

Hey! What do we do?

We can't call for backup.
We gave 'em our phones.

We don't have our phones,
but we have a phone.

I picked it up at the bar last night.

Oh, my God, you have to tell
me more about your blues band,

and you guys are all accountants?
That's so fun.

I cannot figure you out, but I love it.

All right, let me text Holt.

This is Jake.
Robbing Fort Greene Branch right now.

Bring backup. Hurry.

Siren emoji, white hands clapping emoji,

brown hands clapping emoji.

Just send it. Okay.

I just received a text from Peralta.

I need everyone in full
tactical gear in three minutes.

Move, move, move!

PERALTA: Okay, who says what?

I'll do the "Everybody
down" if no one's taken that.

HAWKINS: Shh! Right, got it.

DIAZ: Everybody down!

PERALTA: I called that. Everybody down!

It's not as good. They're already down.

DIAZ: Palms on the floor!
I wanna see your hands!

I also wanna see your hands!

You're taking all the good lines.

HOLT: Look alive, squad.
We don't have much time.

If anything happens to
Jake, I'll never forgive myself.

My last words to him
were, "No, you're the man."

That actually sounds pretty nice, Boyle.

"Nice" isn't good enough, Sarge

[SIRENS WAILING]

PERALTA: Okay, everyone, be
cool, and nobody's getting hurt.

-[MAN WHISTLES]
-They're almost done with the vaults.

When is the squad gonna get here?

[SIREN WAILS]

DIAZ: Peralta, cops. Yes!

[CLEARS THROAT] I mean,
oh, no, what a bummer, the police.

But still, maybe a lesson for
all of us that crime doesn't pay.

We go in the front door,
we use the wedge formation.

On my command.

Wait, wait, wait for me!
I'm here, I'm here.

Okay, I followed you here
all the way on my bike.

We were going very fast. I know.

I'm still pretty coked up.
Let's do this, Nine-Nine!

You are not a police officer.
You're not part of this mission.

Right, okay.

Well, I'm just gonna go in
this bank and cash a check.

Whatever happens happens.
Am I right? Let's do this!

NYPD, hands up, weapons down!

Put 'em down, now! Masks off!

Great work, boys. We're cops.

Wait, where's Captain Holt?

Who's Captain Holt?

I don't know a Captain Holt. What?

SANTIAGO: NYPD, put down your weapons!

BOYLE: What the hell?

What is happening?

We're at the wrong bank.

[GROANING]

I'm crashing.

We're NYPD officers.
This is an undercover operation.

That's a lie, Peralta.

You're the Golden Gang.

We've been onto you for
weeks, but we finally got you.

Hawkins? How did you get over there?
Who are they?

You tell me. They're your crew.

They got us, Jake. It's over.

PERALTA: I've never seen them before.

What is going on?

Good job, everyone.
We finally got the Golden Gang.

I can't believe you thought
you were gonna take me down.

You are not gonna get away with this.

Oh, I already did,

and Captain Holt won't be
able to get you out of this one.

Get them out of my sight.

Dirty cops make me sick!

They make me sick! I'm the sick one!

She's dirty! I'm clean!

I'm a clean boy!