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Are you ready for this one? Dottie's
daughter, Anne, is getting divorced.
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Hate to say, "I told you
so," but I told you so.
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You know, we should fix
her up with Bernice's son.
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What's his name? The doctor.
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Oh, Vince.
And he's not a doctor, he's a pharmacist.
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Although that might appeal to Anne.
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-Pop, pop, pop.
-[ALL LAUGHING]
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Greg, you are such a crack-up.
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Forget Anne, who should
we fix him up with, huh?
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Oh, now, Stella, you know I'm still
getting over the tragic loss of my wife.
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She was such a strong female
woman with nice, heavy breasts.
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's my neighbor. Hey, Larry.
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Ah. Hey.
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Greb? Greg.
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Ah! That was it. I'm not sure why I
have so much trouble remembering.
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Probably 'cause our
relationship is so casual. Mmm.
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Morning, ladies. Hi.
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Uh, do a lap without me.
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I need to talk to Larry about
an issue with our shared fence.
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Larry, I need to talk to you about
an issue with our shared fence.
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Yes, I also need to discuss
this shared-fence issue with you.
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Okay, they're out of earshot.
Why are you up so early?
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No reason.
Just excited to face a new day.
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Oh, because ever since
we've been down here,
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you've been a little depressed.
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Have I?
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[SOBBING]
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No, no, no. Don't eat the burrito.
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[MOANING]
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I'm disgusting!
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Okay, fine, I may have
had a teensy bit of trouble
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adjusting when we first got here
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for, like, six teensy, little months,
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but I took your advice, and I got a job.
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Doing what? I sell ATVs now. Huh?
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Well, the truth is, these
little babies sell themselves.
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They're super fun, and they're
a lot safer than you might think.
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If you're standing next to one.
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If you're driving it,
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it's actually much more dangerous
than you could possibly imagine.
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Well, a job is good.
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I know being stuck down
here in Florida isn't ideal,
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but we need to make the best of it.
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In fact, I'm applying for a
promotion at my new job.
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Ah, very noice.
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And if all goes well, tonight,
you might be neighbors
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with Greg Stickney, Assistant Manager.
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Very double noice. Mmm.
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Well, I'm off to work.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Might want to stand back.
You're kind of in the blast zone here.
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-Don't want to forget the strap.
-[ENGINE IDLING]
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-Safety first. That's what I always… Okay.
-[TIRES SCREECH]
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Whoa!
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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You deserve this promotion.
Now, go in there and get it.
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Give 'em hell, Greg.
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Good morning, Carly, Tanny.
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Looks like you're keeping the machines
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running smoothly. Whatever.
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Carly will be the first to go.
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Excuse me, sir, there's something
I'd like to talk to you about.
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Uh, one second. I'm busy.
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-[BUZZER SOUNDS]
-At the buzzer!
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Suck it, Chase, you dirty, little hippie.
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Uh, yes, well, um…
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As you know, I've been
here for four months,
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and I think I'm a model employee.
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Oh, no doubt. No doubt.
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You had the idea to install
sinks in the bathrooms. I love that.
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Yes, what I'm getting at is, I'd
like to be Assistant Manager.
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[SCOFFS] Are you serious?
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Oh, I just never expected you
to be interested in management.
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I mean, you don't seem
like the type of person
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who's really interested
in leadership roles.
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Really? Anyone who knows
me would say the opposite.
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I'm very hardworking.
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Yeah, when you're not totally blazed.
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I assure you that's not me.
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Okay, tell that to the
"Count Blunt-ula" T-shirt
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that you were rocking last week?
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It was the only thing in Lost and Found.
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A child and his father threw up on me.
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Okay, I'll think about it.
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Management. Full of surprises, Greg.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Hello.
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KAREN [ON PHONE]:
Go to location one now.
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Marshal Haas.
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Greg.
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[LOUDLY] Larry. I can't hear you.
Can you hear me?
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I cannot hear you.
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What did you say? We can't hear you.
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I can't hear you.
I think my engine's too loud.
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It's your engine! Turn off your engine.
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I don't know how to turn off the engine.
We should talk in your car.
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Let's all talk in my car.
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Let's talk in the Marshal's car.
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I think we should talk in her…
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Okay.
Let's go over the normal checklist stuff.
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Have you had any contact
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-with anyone from your previous life?
-BOTH: No.
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Has anyone questioned
your current identity,
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-either in person or online?
-BOTH: No.
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Pop quiz.
Greg, where did you go to college?
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Ohio State, where I majored in
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Communications. Perfect.
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Larry, what's your favorite movie?
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-Uh, Die Hard.
-KAREN: Wrong.
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Jake's favorite movie is Die Hard.
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I asked you for Larry's favorite movie.
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Two people can have
the same favorite movie.
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KAREN: They can, but they don't.
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Larry's favorite movie
is Failure to Launch.
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Say it. Say, "My favorite
movie is Failure to Launch."
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My favorite movie is Failure to Launch.
[GULPS]
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I wish I could believe you.
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Moving on, three weeks
ago, an informant told the FBI
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where to find Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis.
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Acting on that lead, 50 federal agents
and I raided a warehouse in Paramus.
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It was awesome.
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So, you got him. It's over.
We can go home?
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No, sorry. Figgis wasn't there.
The raid was awesome.
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Caught up with a lot of dudes
I don't normally get to see.
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Yeah, but do you know
what happened to Figgis?
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No, but what we do know is
that Figgis was never there.
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Our intel was wrong from minute one.
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Is there any way we could
help with the investigation?
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No, absolutely not.
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Your involvement would
endanger your lives and this case.
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[SIGHS] I'm sorry,
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but it looks like Larry and Greg
will be in Florida indefinitely.
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Pop quiz, Larry. Who's the
female lead in Failure to Launch?
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Kate Hudson? Sarah Jessica Parker, man!
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God, it's like you want to die.
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[EXHALES] So, we're in
Florida indefinitely. You okay?
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I squirt-anly am.
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Poor choice of words,
but the sentiment remains.
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What? You were right.
It's the job. It keeps me focused.
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Well, good, I'm glad to hear it. Yep.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to
drive this Bee-otch back to work.
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What?
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Oh, sorry.
This is the Ikura Bee-otch 5000.
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Brand-new model. Just came in.
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I was going to go for the 10000,
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but that Bee-otch is way too fancy.
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-[CHUCKLES]
-[ENGINE STARTS]
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See you soon!
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Hey, babe.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, Jimmy Figgis.
Where the hell are you?
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Oh, Larry.
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So, I marched in there and I told him
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I wanted that Assistant Manager position.
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I wish my son had your backbone.
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Then he could finally divorce Emily.
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What does he see in her, anyway?
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Probably her breasts, which
are heavier than average.
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I don't mean to be crude, ladies,
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but that's just how
the straight mind works.
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Oh, hey, Larry. Ah, hello, Groot.
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Greg. Right.
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Is there an issue with our shared
fence that we must discuss?
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No, our shared fence is fine.
I'm just off to work.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Is there something
going on at the ATV lot?
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Yes, uh, having a sale on
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big, old springs.
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Shocks. Right. I knew that.
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I was just dumbing it down for you.
At any rate, I am off.
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Honk, honk.
I don't know where the horn is.
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[EXCLAIMS] What the… ATVs?
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The only thing you're
selling is a huge pile of bunk.
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How did you get here so fast?
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You were walking. I was power-walking.
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Roll heel, ball, toe,
roll heel, ball, toe.
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I was already suspicious
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about your new positive
attitude towards Florida,
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a state you once described
as "America's stinky butt."
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But then, after we met the Marshal,
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you said something very strange.
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It was "squirt-anly," wasn't it?
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No, something much stranger.
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[SLOW MOTION] You were right.
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I knew then that you were up to
something, so I followed you here.
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I guessed the
combination on the first try.
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Sixty-nine-sixty-nine.
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June 9th, 1969,
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the day my parents got married.
No, it isn't.
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My mom's birthday. No.
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The Moon landing. Nope.
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Fine, you're right.
It's a completely random number.
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But look, the feds are useless.
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They're never going to catch
Figgis, so I'm working the case.
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I want to get home and see Amy.
Don't you want to see Kevin?
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Of course I do.
But we were told not to get involved.
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Why can't you just follow orders?
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Because I hate this stupid
place, and I've got to get out.
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This town's claim to fame
is that its mayors keep dying,
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and no one knows why. That's insane!
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You're selfish, and you're
putting my life at risk.
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So, no, you're not
getting those files back.
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I suggest you accept
the reality of this situation
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and make the best of it.
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Snap out of it! And get a job.
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Okay. Interesting idea.
I wonder who's hiring.
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Hey, everyone, just want to introduce you
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to our new Assistant
Manager, Larry Sherbet.
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Son of a bitch.
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Larry, you want to say a few words?
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Absolutely. Thanks.
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Hey, everybody. Uh, couple
things about my management style.
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Number one, don't nobody
ask me about what's in my cup,
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we ain't going to have no problems.
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[LAUGHING]
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Uh, two, I believe in
the power of nicknames.
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Smile Face, Señorita Swag, Kahuna!
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Oh, yeah.
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And you, my friend, we will call "Mr.
Fart."
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Seems rather unprofessional.
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He called you "Mr. Fart," Mr. Fart.
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Thanks, Kahuna.
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Guys, can I get real
with you for one sec?
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[SLURPING]
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[SIGHS] I used to
work for a real stickler.
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Type of guy that just got
off on telling me what to do.
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One time, he invaded my
private space and stole my stuff.
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Why would he do that?
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Perhaps he had a good reason.
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Wrong, Mr. Fart.
He was a jerk and he sucked.
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But he was the one who motivated me
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to get off my ass and get this job,
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so, in a way, we really have
him to thank for all this happening.
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-[ALL APPLAUDING]
-Give it up. How great is this guy, Greg?
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Wait, that's Greg?
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TAYLOR: Yeah. The stoner?
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Yeah, look at him. He's such a Rasta.
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Oh, total Rasta.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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How did you even get this job?
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You have zero experience.
I guess you lied on your resume.
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[CHUCKLES] Greg, you stoney macaroni…
244
00:10:30,157 --> 00:10:31,658
[WHISPERING] Of
course I lied on my resume.
245
00:10:31,742 --> 00:10:32,742
Our entire lives are a lie.
246
00:10:32,826 --> 00:10:33,910
I straight up said I was that guy
247
00:10:33,994 --> 00:10:35,037
who landed the plane on the Hudson.
248
00:10:35,121 --> 00:10:37,832
Taking my job just to spite
me, that's low, even for you.
249
00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:40,376
Oh, but it's not spite. It's blackmail.
250
00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:43,129
I'm going to be your boss, and I'm
going to make your life miserable,
251
00:10:43,213 --> 00:10:46,215
unless you give me back my Figgis file.
252
00:10:46,299 --> 00:10:47,883
Oh, never going to happen.
253
00:10:47,967 --> 00:10:52,263
Okay. Suit yourself.
Hope you like kids' birthdays.
254
00:10:52,388 --> 00:10:57,685
Hey, everyone!
Someone just volunteered to be DJ B-Day!
255
00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:58,551
[STEADY DRUM BEAT]
256
00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:00,271
-♪ Here at the Fun Zone
we live by one rule ♪
257
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,523
♪ When it's your birthday
you're always cool ♪
258
00:11:02,607 --> 00:11:04,734
♪ Parents and kids are all the same ♪
259
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:08,155
♪ Watch as I do a dance ♪
260
00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:09,865
♪ To your name ♪
261
00:11:11,534 --> 00:11:13,786
♪ D-D-D-D-D-Derek ♪
262
00:11:14,161 --> 00:11:16,455
♪ D-D-D-D-D-Derek ♪
263
00:11:16,997 --> 00:11:18,123
Again.
264
00:11:18,582 --> 00:11:21,084
Figure out what's living in there yet?
265
00:11:21,168 --> 00:11:22,752
Well, judging by the empty beer cans,
266
00:11:22,836 --> 00:11:24,588
the fur, the pornography,
and the claw marks,
267
00:11:24,672 --> 00:11:26,506
I'd say a homeless man and a raccoon.
268
00:11:26,590 --> 00:11:29,342
The exact nature of their
relationship is still revealing itself.
269
00:11:29,426 --> 00:11:30,776
I'm going to assume sexual.
270
00:11:30,970 --> 00:11:33,096
You ready to give me those files yet? No.
271
00:11:33,180 --> 00:11:35,348
Well, then, I guess it's
time for your next task.
272
00:11:35,432 --> 00:11:37,518
You're going to need to change.
273
00:11:37,602 --> 00:11:38,770
Into what?
274
00:11:39,271 --> 00:11:42,106
Oh, Mr. Fart. You look perfect.
275
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,692
So, a silly costume, is that all you got?
Hardly.
276
00:11:44,776 --> 00:11:47,445
Every time a go-kart drives
by, I want you to scream,
277
00:11:47,529 --> 00:11:51,657
and this is very
important, "Me so corny!"
278
00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:55,661
You can ruin my job, Larry, but
that's not all I've got here in Florida.
279
00:11:55,745 --> 00:11:58,080
I've got a life. I've got friends.
280
00:11:58,164 --> 00:11:59,248
You sure about that?
281
00:11:59,332 --> 00:12:01,334
Honestly, Estelle, it almost sounds like
282
00:12:01,418 --> 00:12:03,044
you should stop eating beef altogether.
283
00:12:03,128 --> 00:12:05,338
I know, that's what I keep saying.
284
00:12:05,589 --> 00:12:08,009
Oh, go to hell, Larry.
That's my walking group!
285
00:12:08,134 --> 00:12:09,676
Off to get my file?
286
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,345
No, you will never get the…
287
00:12:11,721 --> 00:12:12,763
[GRUNTS]
288
00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,098
Greg!
289
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,766
[TIRES SCREECHING]
290
00:12:16,017 --> 00:12:17,309
Are you okay?
291
00:12:17,393 --> 00:12:20,855
Yes, but we got bigger problems.
292
00:12:21,063 --> 00:12:22,814
This is going to break the Internet.
293
00:12:22,898 --> 00:12:25,442
No. No, ma'am, please, you
cannot put that on the Internet.
294
00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:26,569
[GRUNTS]
295
00:12:27,069 --> 00:12:28,111
[LAUGHING]
296
00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:32,450
I was hoping that would happen. Yes! Yes!
297
00:12:34,035 --> 00:12:35,869
I don't think your wrist is
supposed to move like that.
298
00:12:35,953 --> 00:12:37,204
I'm okay. It's been like this
299
00:12:37,288 --> 00:12:39,688
since I broke it playing
football in high school.
300
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,834
Fine, I petted a horse too hard.
301
00:12:41,918 --> 00:12:44,462
If that woman posts
her camera-phone video
302
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,714
that she took with a camera-phone
camera to the Internet,
303
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:49,384
Figgis could figure out where we are.
This is your fault.
304
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,553
Or maybe it's your
fault for stealing my files.
305
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:54,472
You know what? It doesn't matter.
We have to get that video.
306
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:57,100
Can we please just press pause
on this fight and work together?
307
00:12:57,184 --> 00:12:59,310
Yes, on one condition.
308
00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:01,729
You stay the hell away
from my walking group.
309
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:03,648
The walking group meant nothing to me!
310
00:13:03,732 --> 00:13:05,066
That's even worse!
311
00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,526
Okay, fine, I'll stop.
312
00:13:06,818 --> 00:13:07,986
What did this lady look like?
313
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,905
White, female, 5'3",
314
00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,242
T-shirt that read, "Orgasm Donor."
We need more.
315
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,745
We need access to the security tapes.
316
00:13:20,625 --> 00:13:23,877
Okay, we got teenagers
stealing a stuffed gorilla,
317
00:13:23,961 --> 00:13:26,046
old lady siphoning gas out of a go-kart,
318
00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,173
junkie ripping copper
wires out of the wall.
319
00:13:28,257 --> 00:13:30,385
God, this place is messed up. Ah!
320
00:13:31,552 --> 00:13:32,762
There you are.
321
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,931
What did you find? Not much.
322
00:13:35,056 --> 00:13:37,349
The camera was behind her.
But look at her calf.
323
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:40,083
It's a tattoo of Jesus
punching Bin Laden in the nuts.
324
00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:44,733
Mmm. Maybe a local tattoo artist will
recognize it. It can't be that common.
325
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:46,800
That's the most common tattoo we give.
326
00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:48,612
So, these photos tell us nothing?
327
00:13:48,737 --> 00:13:50,989
Actually, you know what?
That's a high-school graduation ring.
328
00:13:51,073 --> 00:13:52,825
Dan Marino High, class of 2003.
329
00:13:52,991 --> 00:13:55,160
Marino High, home of
the Dolphins, I suspect.
330
00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:56,412
No, Pet Detectives.
331
00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:58,788
Town was really into
Marino's cameo in Ace Ventura.
332
00:13:58,872 --> 00:13:59,914
It stands to reason.
333
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:01,458
Classic film, one of
my childhood favorites.
334
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:05,211
And it only gets overtly
transphobic at the very end, so, a win.
335
00:14:05,295 --> 00:14:07,839
Anyway, thank you very much.
You've been very helpful.
336
00:14:07,923 --> 00:14:09,507
But you guys getting inked, or what?
337
00:14:09,591 --> 00:14:11,092
No, I already have a tattoo.
338
00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:12,595
What? Where? Why? How? When?
339
00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,329
I will never talk about it again.
340
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:16,224
[GROANING]
341
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,770
Okay, now, all we have to
do is go to Dan Marino High
342
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:22,897
and get all the personal
info on the class of 2003,
343
00:14:22,981 --> 00:14:24,231
and then show each other our tattoos.
344
00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:26,025
You go first. Oh, never going to happen.
345
00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:27,193
We're not cops anymore.
346
00:14:27,277 --> 00:14:28,527
How are we going to
get access to those files?
347
00:14:28,611 --> 00:14:30,655
Easy. I walk in there
dressed as an exterminator,
348
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,323
say I'm from 1 -2-3 Pest Removal.
349
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:33,699
Secretary's like, "Never heard of you."
350
00:14:33,783 --> 00:14:35,117
Then I'm like, "Listen, lassie,
351
00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:37,078
"it's best you let me
speak with your principal."
352
00:14:37,162 --> 00:14:38,704
I hear it. I'm going to drop the accent.
353
00:14:38,788 --> 00:14:39,955
She takes me to see the principal,
354
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:42,124
you walk in behind me
and download the file.
355
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,251
The only question is,
356
00:14:43,335 --> 00:14:44,878
where are we going to
find an exterminator's outfit?
357
00:14:44,962 --> 00:14:46,922
We're going to need khaki
pants and a khaki shirt.
358
00:14:47,006 --> 00:14:49,425
To my casual-wear closet.
359
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:52,344
Hey, there, I'm the
exterminator here for the…
360
00:14:52,428 --> 00:14:54,028
Yes, you're here for the snakes.
361
00:14:54,597 --> 00:14:58,100
Uh, right. The snakes, yes.
That is why I'm here.
362
00:14:58,184 --> 00:14:59,602
This way. Okay.
363
00:15:08,319 --> 00:15:09,528
I found our suspect.
364
00:15:09,612 --> 00:15:12,740
Her name is Jordan Carfton,
and she lives on Shula Lane.
365
00:15:12,948 --> 00:15:14,398
How did the snake removal go?
366
00:15:14,743 --> 00:15:16,161
[SCREAMING]
367
00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:18,955
[STRAINED] It was good. It was good.
368
00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:24,544
Ms. Carfton, you don't know us…
369
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,379
Uh, yeah, I do.
370
00:15:26,463 --> 00:15:29,713
I got you on video looking like a
couple of dumb-asses. [CHUCKLES]
371
00:15:29,925 --> 00:15:32,260
I like to think I handled it
with some amount of grace.
372
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:34,512
No, you looked dumber than my kid, Jaden,
373
00:15:34,596 --> 00:15:35,930
and his eyes are perma-crossed.
374
00:15:36,014 --> 00:15:37,765
You want to see? Hey, Jaden!
375
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,518
No, that's not necessary.
376
00:15:39,684 --> 00:15:41,519
Have you posted that
video to the Internet?
377
00:15:41,603 --> 00:15:44,105
Not yet. Ran out of data on my phone
378
00:15:44,189 --> 00:15:45,482
because of all the porn I watched.
379
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,943
We don't know each other. You
could've just said you were out of data.
380
00:15:48,027 --> 00:15:50,446
I'm uploading the video
tomorrow at my cousin's wedding.
381
00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:52,072
Dog track has free WiFi.
382
00:15:52,156 --> 00:15:55,117
Would you ever consider not
uploading it and deleting it instead?
383
00:15:55,201 --> 00:15:57,244
If our boss sees that
video, we could be fired.
384
00:15:57,328 --> 00:15:58,704
I don't care about you.
385
00:15:58,788 --> 00:16:02,291
A great viral video like that
could fetch me 10 grand.
386
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:04,626
And do you know what type of tanning bed
387
00:16:04,710 --> 00:16:07,629
I could get for that kind of money?
388
00:16:07,713 --> 00:16:08,881
A mid-range one.
389
00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:11,384
Not necessary. Your tan is great as-is.
390
00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:14,262
You look like an evenly-stained deck.
391
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,264
All right, dude. Keep it in your pants.
392
00:16:16,348 --> 00:16:18,475
Like, I get why you're into this,
393
00:16:18,559 --> 00:16:21,270
and I could see something
going on with us later,
394
00:16:21,395 --> 00:16:23,230
but right now, I need the cash.
395
00:16:23,438 --> 00:16:25,774
Wait, what if we gave you the $10,000?
396
00:16:26,650 --> 00:16:28,277
Make it $15,000, you got a deal.
397
00:16:28,569 --> 00:16:30,487
[SIGHS] Fine.
398
00:16:30,571 --> 00:16:33,031
Meet us tonight at the Fun Zone, 8:00.
399
00:16:33,115 --> 00:16:36,159
I will. Wear something cute.
400
00:16:39,496 --> 00:16:40,872
We don't have that kind of money.
401
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:43,875
Don't worry.
I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.
402
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,293
The only thing I need you to do is…
403
00:16:45,377 --> 00:16:46,462
I'm not going to show you my tattoo.
404
00:16:46,546 --> 00:16:48,964
Come on, just give me a hint.
Is it an antique boat?
405
00:16:49,048 --> 00:16:50,967
Is it a musket? Is it me on a dragon?
406
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,053
Sir, is it me on a dragon?
407
00:16:54,470 --> 00:16:57,598
Boom. $15,000 cash.
408
00:16:57,682 --> 00:16:59,350
Wow! How'd you get it?
409
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:02,186
Oh, you didn't.
You just stuck a few twenties
410
00:17:02,270 --> 00:17:04,981
around a bunch of corn-dog coupons.
Smart, right?
411
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,232
What if she decides to count it?
412
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,441
Oh, I'm not too worried about that.
413
00:17:07,525 --> 00:17:09,318
She doesn't strike me as a big counter.
414
00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:12,947
Oh, well, that's quite an assumption.
So, this is your big plan?
415
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,073
No, we need to call this off.
416
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:18,162
No, this is our best shot.
And right now, it's our only shot.
417
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,746
Where's my money, bitch?
418
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,998
Charming. I see you brought friends.
419
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,124
Uh, yeah, for backup.
420
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,085
Well, here is your money.
421
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,547
It's all there if you want to count it.
422
00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:32,468
Hey, I graduated high school.
I don't have to prove to you I can count.
423
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,845
Of course not. Of course not.
424
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,305
Here's the phone.
You can delete the video.
425
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,307
Thank you. Pictures.
Hey, Billy, check it out.
426
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,186
I'm going to stick
$1,000 out of my zipper.
427
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,271
Hey… What the hell?
428
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,649
This isn't real money!
Hey, give me my phone.
429
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,683
You're going to have to catch me first.
430
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,862
[GRUNTS]
431
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:51,988
[LAUGHING]
432
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:54,532
You really thought that would work?
433
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:57,827
This video is going viral.
434
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,829
And you…
435
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:03,667
This can still happen any time.
You know where I live.
436
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,003
You okay?
437
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,129
[SIGHS]
438
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,464
Yeah. A little sore, but… Good.
439
00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:12,258
Then I can excoriate you freely.
440
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,135
You half-assed living in Florida,
441
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,636
and you half-assed
getting the phone back.
442
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,305
You've probably blown our cover,
443
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,140
which means the Marshals
will have to move us.
444
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:20,392
And when they do,
445
00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:22,519
I'm going to demand they
send us to different cities,
446
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,897
because I don't want
you anywhere near me.
447
00:18:24,981 --> 00:18:26,357
I swapped the phones.
448
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:28,442
What? I got the video.
449
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:32,780
Sorry. I won't bother you anymore.
450
00:18:33,072 --> 00:18:34,281
Bye, Greg.
451
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,040
Lastly, hole 13 on the
mini-golf course is missing,
452
00:18:43,124 --> 00:18:46,543
so tell all the players
to just repeat hole 12.
453
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:47,712
All right, dismissed.
454
00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:51,174
Damn, Greg, you are killing
it as Assistant Manager.
455
00:18:51,425 --> 00:18:54,218
I mean, having the idea to
have people come in at 9 a.m.,
456
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:55,637
that has really helped business.
457
00:18:55,721 --> 00:18:57,388
Yes, that is when the
sign says we're open.
458
00:18:57,472 --> 00:18:59,307
Yeah. Look, there's one other thing.
459
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:01,726
Now that you're management,
I need you to promise me
460
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,144
that you're going to lay off the drugs.
461
00:19:03,228 --> 00:19:04,270
Just a little.
462
00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:07,107
I don't want to kill your
whole stoney vibe or anything.
463
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:10,443
I'll try. Thank you.
464
00:19:10,527 --> 00:19:11,986
You keep this up,
465
00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:14,405
and I genuinely believe that
you could be night manager
466
00:19:14,489 --> 00:19:16,157
in, like, two to three years.
467
00:19:16,241 --> 00:19:18,409
Yes.
468
00:19:18,493 --> 00:19:20,954
Two or three years.
469
00:19:21,038 --> 00:19:22,915
Here.
470
00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,126
In Florida.
471
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,670
Well, it's an all-terrain
vehicle, so, yeah,
472
00:19:27,754 --> 00:19:29,505
you can do donuts in your living room.
473
00:19:29,589 --> 00:19:30,881
Hi, I hear you're the man to talk to
474
00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:36,345
about the XTR XP 4978 9WJ8-09
Xtreme four-wheel-drive Z Cat.
475
00:19:36,429 --> 00:19:37,429
Sir, I'm going to stop you right there.
476
00:19:37,513 --> 00:19:38,639
I think you'd be more comfortable
477
00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:40,140
speaking with one of
our other associates.
478
00:19:40,224 --> 00:19:42,351
No, no, I need to talk to
this particular associate
479
00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:47,023
and apologize for saying he
half-assed his ATV sales technique.
480
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,441
Well, that's very nice,
but I've moved on,
481
00:19:49,525 --> 00:19:51,819
and I'm with customers, so, thanks.
482
00:19:51,903 --> 00:19:53,613
These machines are death traps.
483
00:19:53,697 --> 00:19:56,033
If you purchase one, you will be maimed.
484
00:19:56,366 --> 00:19:59,619
[CHUCKLES] You won't be maimed.
Most of the injuries are internal.
485
00:19:59,703 --> 00:20:01,830
You know what? I'm gonna speak
with this gentleman for one moment.
486
00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,164
I'm so sorry. Give me a second.
487
00:20:03,248 --> 00:20:05,500
Sir, could I speak with you over here?
488
00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:07,002
What is this all about?
489
00:20:07,086 --> 00:20:08,962
I've been staying away from you.
I got a job.
490
00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:10,463
I'm trying to make the
best of it, just like you said.
491
00:20:10,547 --> 00:20:12,757
Well, don't bother.
Making the best of it sucks.
492
00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:15,927
I want to go home.
This town is a crap circus.
493
00:20:16,011 --> 00:20:17,053
What has gotten into you?
494
00:20:17,137 --> 00:20:18,805
You clearly got the
promotion like you wanted.
495
00:20:18,889 --> 00:20:20,890
Congratulations, by the way.
The blue looks great on you.
496
00:20:20,974 --> 00:20:23,728
The day we spent acting like
cops and getting that video back
497
00:20:23,812 --> 00:20:26,647
was the only time I've felt alive
since we've been down here.
498
00:20:26,731 --> 00:20:27,941
So, what are you saying?
499
00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,067
Can I take this for a test drive?
500
00:20:30,151 --> 00:20:31,236
Yeah, sure.
501
00:20:32,946 --> 00:20:34,113
[CLEARS THROAT] The ignition is here.
502
00:20:34,197 --> 00:20:35,782
I've ridden ATVs before.
503
00:20:36,241 --> 00:20:39,702
Antiquing in the Berkshires.
504
00:20:39,828 --> 00:20:40,954
[ENGINE STARTS]
505
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,581
[TIRES SCREECHING]
506
00:20:48,503 --> 00:20:51,422
Oh, my files. My beautiful files!
507
00:20:51,673 --> 00:20:52,965
I've looked over what you've got.
508
00:20:53,049 --> 00:20:55,343
Given your resources,
very impressive, but…
509
00:20:55,427 --> 00:20:57,888
I know.
It'll take me months to find Figgis,
510
00:20:57,972 --> 00:20:59,556
but we'll find him faster
if we work together.
511
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,852
What if we don't find Figgis?
What if Figgis finds us?
512
00:21:03,936 --> 00:21:06,271
But I thought you deleted the file.
I was going to,
513
00:21:06,355 --> 00:21:07,814
but this camera-phone camera's
514
00:21:07,898 --> 00:21:09,858
not the same kind of
camera-phone camera as I have,
515
00:21:09,942 --> 00:21:12,778
so I couldn't figure out how.
But I'm glad I didn't.
516
00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:14,780
I say we post this video
517
00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:16,990
and use it to lure Figgis down here,
518
00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:19,117
making ourselves into bait.
519
00:21:19,201 --> 00:21:21,203
And once Figgis is
here, we take him down,
520
00:21:21,287 --> 00:21:24,039
climb out of America's
steaming orifice, and go home.
521
00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:25,625
I like the way you're thinking, Greg.
522
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,543
It's Holt.
523
00:21:27,627 --> 00:21:29,629
Captain Raymond Holt.
524
00:21:29,754 --> 00:21:30,797
[SIGHS]
525
00:21:30,964 --> 00:21:33,300
Now, come and get us, Figgis.
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