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Okay, squad, the funeral's at 3:00,
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followed by a reception at Shaw's Bar.
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I want you all on your best behavior.
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Yeah, and all eyes are gonna be on us,
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because Frick and Frack
here killed Captain Dozerman.
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Hey, we accidentally startled a man
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with a genetic heart condition.
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If you really think about
it, his parents killed him.
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All right, whatever.
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Look, there's a horse race going
off in Dubai. I got serious money on it.
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Dismissed!
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Oh, yeah, we should
all check out that race.
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God.
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He is the worst captain we've ever had.
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He drew boobies on my bulletproof vest.
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He stared at me for 90 seconds
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while he ate an entire peach.
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He heard that I speak Spanish,
and he made me fire his housekeeper.
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She was Polish.
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At least he doesn't practice
his crane kicks with you.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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PEMBROKE: I said not to move!
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I didn't move. Listen, guys.
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Jake and I were talking last night…
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Pillow talk alert! Set the scene.
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Spooning or face-to-face? Charles.
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[WHISPERING] Spooning.
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Anyway, we came up with a plan.
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Jake is going to befriend the Vulture
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so he lays off of us. [SIGHS]
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It's true. I'm gonna bro down with him.
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If everything goes according to plan,
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we should be beer pong doubles
partners by the end of the week.
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Now somebody get me
a puka shell necklace.
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I'm going full douche.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay.
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Hey, 'sup, bro?
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'Sup, Jake?
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Got a little update for you
on that Deberg assault case.
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Turns out the victim's
wife was super-hot.
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Yeah, I read the file. She's a mom.
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Not interested. True that.
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So listen, I've been thinking.
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We got off on the wrong foot here.
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And I believe it's 'cause
we're just too damn similar.
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You do? Absolutely.
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We both love premium tequila. Yeah.
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Robin Thicke. Oh, yeah.
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Gots to have my puks. Gots to.
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And of course, most
importantly, nip slips.
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[CHUCKLES] Let me
ask you a question, Jake.
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You also like Okinawan martial arts?
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Because you left this in my back.
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Hmm? What I'm saying, Einstein,
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is that you stabbed me in my back.
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How so?
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SANTIAGO: We came up with a plan.
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Jake is going to befriend
the Vulture so he lays off of us.
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Busted! I knew that you were faking it.
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I'll bet you don't even like nip slips!
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So, what, you bugged the briefing room?
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No, Scully butt-dialed me
yesterday and he still hasn't hung up.
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[SIGHS] Once again,
Scully's butt is the downfall
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of this precinct.
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Look, Jake, I know that you and
Santiago are trying to take me down.
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You guys go home.
You lay in bed together.
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You plot against me. Well, no longer.
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I want you to dump
Santiago, and that's an order.
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What? You can't do that.
It's completely against the rules.
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Okay, Sonia Sotomayor.
I would never break the rules.
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But what I could do,
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for totally "unrelated reasons,"
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is have you busted
back down to a beat cop.
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No, don't do that, all right?
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I can learn to love nip slips.
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No, you either love them, or you don't.
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It's too late.
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You dump Santiago, or you
kiss that detective badge goodbye.
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Beat it.
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First time back in the Nine-Nine. Mmm.
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I really miss these people.
The whole crew. Jake, Terry… Bleh…
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I forget all their other names.
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Just remember, we're
here as PR representatives.
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I don't want to be disruptive. Too bad.
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We're like rock stars to these people.
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They're gonna go nuts, just like…
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[HUSHED YELLING]
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I would hate it if these doors opened
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and everyone stopped
working to applaud us.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Hmm, nothing.
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You must be loving this.
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Yes.
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What? He's ordering us to break up?
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Look, we can deal with this.
We just need a new plan.
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I got it. We lie,
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tell him we broke up,
and then date in secret.
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Great!
And you'd be okay lying to your captain?
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Okay, new plan. Uh-huh.
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[GASPS] Captain Holt is here today.
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Yes, genius!
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He loves us, and he's got
tons of sway in the department.
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He'll tell the Vulture to back down.
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Yeah, he'll be all
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[DEEP VOICE] "Vulture,
I must insist that you desist."
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I really think this is gonna work.
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Also, if you ever want to bust
out that Holt impression at home,
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I'd be okay with that.
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Oh… Okay. Duly noted, super-disturbing,
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but I'm definitely gonna do it.
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Hey, G-spot!
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Rosa, Charles, Oh, I
missed you guys so much.
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Really, 'cause when you
left, you made a pretty big deal
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of deleting us from your phone.
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Girl, that was just the showman in me.
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PR is so boring.
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I need some Nine-Nine drama, stat.
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I don't think we're that dramatic.
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I've been gone one week.
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Jake and Amy are dating,
and they've killed a person.
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Mmm. Come on, Charles.
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You got to have something
weird and tragic going on.
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No. Not unless you call hooking up
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with a girl at a funeral
"weird and tragic."
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Home run!
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Her name is Lieutenant Singh.
She's super-hot.
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We were seated next to
each other two funerals ago.
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And there was hard eye
contact all through Danny Boy.
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Last funeral, we made
out in the parking lot.
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This time…
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[BRITISH ACCENT]
Something naughty this way comes.
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Ugh. What do you even know
about this person? [CHUCKLES]
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Oh, we don't know
anything about each other.
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She says she likes that about us.
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It's just pure animal attraction.
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This is creepy and unlike you.
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You even know her first name?
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Oh, um…
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[CHUCKLES] Do animals in the
wild know each other's names?
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Look, all I know is, Charles
Boyle is going to that funeral,
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and he's going to put the
bone back in boneyard.
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Hmm.
Strange to be on this side of the desk.
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Why? Oh, right, you used to work here.
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You know, I made a lot of
improvements since you left.
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I got a fridge for my protein shakes.
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I got a kettlebell station.
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I got a wolf that I killed in Utah.
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I'm fairly certain that's a dog.
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Yeah, it was dark.
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Sir, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I need you to sign these…
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[CHUCKLES] Captain Holt, I
didn't realize you were here.
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Sergeant Jeffords, hello. Welcome back.
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PEMBROKE: Hey, you know,
I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Hugs are a form of
inappropriate workplace touching.
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Trust me, I'm very familiar with
the sexual harassment guidelines.
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That'll be all.
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Well, I won't take up
too much of your time.
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Because the Nine-Nine was
Captain Dozerman's last precinct,
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you will be seated at
the front of the funeral.
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I wanted to alert you that
there'll be press, cameras…
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, cameras?
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Crap, nobody said anything about cameras.
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I got to rock the bells.
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There we go.
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Oh, uh, I noticed in the bullpen
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that you had changed the
case-numbering system.
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I found, when I was
commanding officer, that…
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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You're not commanding officer anymore.
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I was making a suggestion.
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Yeah, look, you did a
lot of good for this place
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while you were here,
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which is great for me,
because I get to take credit for it.
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But you're not a real cop anymore.
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You're a desk jockey.
This is my precinct now.
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And the sooner that you
accept that, the better.
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Yes, well, I know my way out.
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'Cause you used to work here.
I keep forgetting.
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Everybody does.
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Well, well, if it isn't Captain
Raymond Jacob Holt.
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It's great to see you
back at the Nine-Nine, sir.
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Yes.
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There it is, that classic Jake Holt
banter, zingers just flying around.
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It's like you never left.
No, I most definitely left.
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Okay.
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Well, I know how much you love hot goss,
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so you probably heard
Amy and I have been dating.
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And we would love your approval. No.
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But that's not what this is about.
It sure is not.
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Sir, the Vulture is out of control.
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All right, he told me
if I don't dump Amy,
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he's gonna demote me. You got to help us.
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Let me stop you right there, Peralta.
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I'm not the Chief of Detectives.
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I'm not the Vulture's boss.
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I'm just some guy in PR.
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But we thought… I can't save your ass.
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I don't work here anymore.
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And the sooner you accept that,
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the better.
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Well, looks like somebody's got
a bad case of the funeral crankies.
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Okay, guys.
I know Captain Dozerman was a nightmare
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and that none of us liked him.
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But I'm gonna need all of
you to pretend like you're sad.
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Everyone make a sad face.
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Scully, you are nailing it!
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My wife just texted. She's leaving me.
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Good, use it.
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Now, anyone seen Captain Holt?
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He seemed a little down when he came in.
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Yeah, he let me choose the
music on the way over here,
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which leads me to believe
he's given up on life.
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JEFFORDS: I got to go find him.
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Now, be respectful and
grieve your asses off.
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[SOBBING] I don't know
why this is happening.
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Scully, I love it!
Everyone follow his lead.
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[SIGHS] So what are we
gonna do about the Vulture?
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I've got a new plan.
Pretend like we're talking.
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We are talking. Exactly.
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It's working already. Now.
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I'm going to coolly run
my hands through my hair.
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Look where my elbow's pointing. [GASPS]
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It's Davis Garmin, Chief of Detectives.
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-Holt said he could overrule the Vulture.
-Exactly.
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The only question now
is, will he believe us?
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Yes, 'cause we're gonna take
a page from the Vulture's book.
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The Big Book of Small Butts? What?
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It's the only thing I've
ever seen him read.
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No, we're gonna secretly record
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the Vulture telling you to dump me.
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Then we'll play it for Chief Garmin.
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Then…
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We're gonna totally have
sex on top of each other.
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You get to keep your job. Yes, that.
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[SLOW ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ooh, Charles, your jump-off is here.
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Hello, Detective.
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Hello, Lieutenant.
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Real tragic about the captain.
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Yes, real tragic.
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I like the way your butt looks today.
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I've been doing lunges in the shower.
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Well, this got upsetting real quick.
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I want to live in this moment forever.
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I got us a motel room across the street.
247
00:09:01,673 --> 00:09:04,093
Oh. Meet me there in 15 minutes.
248
00:09:04,843 --> 00:09:06,096
I'll meat you, all right.
249
00:09:06,471 --> 00:09:07,680
M-E-A-T.
250
00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:12,176
Still think it's creepy?
251
00:09:13,188 --> 00:09:14,189
Yes.
252
00:09:14,606 --> 00:09:17,818
Charles, it is not like you to
have sex with a total stranger.
253
00:09:17,902 --> 00:09:22,533
Really, tell that to me in an hour
when we've had sex 23 times.
254
00:09:25,453 --> 00:09:26,913
There you are.
255
00:09:26,997 --> 00:09:28,582
You okay, sir? No.
256
00:09:29,375 --> 00:09:31,961
Until this morning, some
small part of me still believed
257
00:09:32,045 --> 00:09:34,095
I would be captain of
the Nine-Nine again.
258
00:09:34,382 --> 00:09:36,967
What a fool I was.
I should never have returned.
259
00:09:37,051 --> 00:09:38,928
It's like visiting your childhood home
260
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:42,433
and seeing it's been replaced
by a denim pants store.
261
00:09:45,354 --> 00:09:46,354
Whoa.
262
00:09:46,438 --> 00:09:48,232
Whoa! Whoa!
263
00:09:48,357 --> 00:09:49,734
Slow down, sir.
264
00:09:50,569 --> 00:09:52,488
You didn't even stop
and sniff the bouquet.
265
00:09:52,572 --> 00:09:54,073
You always sniff the bouquet.
266
00:09:54,157 --> 00:09:55,199
Maybe the old Holt did.
267
00:09:55,283 --> 00:09:56,868
But the new Holt chugs Beaujolais
268
00:09:56,952 --> 00:09:59,204
from a Burgundy glass without a care.
269
00:10:00,165 --> 00:10:01,916
Oh, it's a Sauternes glass.
270
00:10:02,667 --> 00:10:06,171
[CHUCKLES] Look, the alcohol
has rendered me a simpleton.
271
00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:08,049
Maybe you should just call it a day.
272
00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:09,176
I can't.
273
00:10:09,467 --> 00:10:12,304
I've been asked to deliver a
toast here after the funeral,
274
00:10:12,388 --> 00:10:14,766
a message of hope.
275
00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:17,300
[INHALES SHARPLY]
This is what I have so far.
276
00:10:22,193 --> 00:10:24,570
"Pain…"
277
00:10:26,948 --> 00:10:27,991
That's it.
278
00:10:28,742 --> 00:10:29,785
One tweak. Huh?
279
00:10:30,036 --> 00:10:32,079
Maybe you should lose the word "pain"
280
00:10:32,706 --> 00:10:33,957
and then get in a cab and go home.
281
00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,461
[INHALES] Maybe I will. But first,
282
00:10:37,295 --> 00:10:39,797
you're gonna have one
drink with me, Sergeant.
283
00:10:39,881 --> 00:10:40,882
For old times' sake?
284
00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:42,927
One drink, and then we go. One drink.
285
00:10:44,221 --> 00:10:45,764
[MUSIC BLARING]
286
00:10:48,434 --> 00:10:51,438
My tolerance has really
changed since I had kids!
287
00:10:53,732 --> 00:10:54,734
[BEEPS]
288
00:10:57,862 --> 00:10:58,864
[CLEARS THROAT]
289
00:11:00,074 --> 00:11:03,370
[CHUCKLES] Hey, Captain.
I was looking for you inside.
290
00:11:03,954 --> 00:11:07,124
One thing I won't do is fart in church.
This is God's house.
291
00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:08,584
Oh.
292
00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:10,504
Respectful.
293
00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:14,884
So listen, remember when you said
to me that I have to dump Santiago
294
00:11:14,968 --> 00:11:17,053
or else you're gonna
bust me down to beat cop?
295
00:11:17,137 --> 00:11:19,514
What I remember, Jake, is
you pretending to be my bro
296
00:11:19,598 --> 00:11:21,748
and me being like,
"I'm onto you, dillweed."
297
00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:23,186
[BAGPIPES BLARING]
298
00:11:25,231 --> 00:11:26,815
-Oh, uh…
-[BAGPIPES -STOP]
299
00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:28,443
Sorry, could you say that one more time?
300
00:11:28,527 --> 00:11:29,903
I couldn't hear you over the bagpipes.
301
00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:32,365
-[BAGPIPES BLARING]
-Ugh!
302
00:11:32,865 --> 00:11:34,910
One second.
Excuse me, could you stop playing that?
303
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,453
Just trying to have a conversation.
304
00:11:36,537 --> 00:11:37,913
I'm warming up, man. Sorry.
305
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:39,624
Yeah, I know. We just need two minutes.
306
00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:42,628
No can do. The funeral's about to start.
307
00:11:42,712 --> 00:11:44,087
Everyone wants to hear me honk, so…
308
00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,339
Do you really need to warm up, though?
309
00:11:45,423 --> 00:11:47,592
I mean, you're just gonna
make a terrible wall of sound.
310
00:11:47,676 --> 00:11:49,553
First of all, that's offensive
to me as half-Scottish.
311
00:11:49,637 --> 00:11:52,015
Second of all, you think
you could do better?
312
00:11:53,392 --> 00:11:54,601
Blow my bag.
313
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:57,063
Look, we just need a couple
of minutes to chat. That's it.
314
00:11:57,147 --> 00:11:58,648
I'm not gonna stop
playing until you blow it.
315
00:11:58,732 --> 00:12:01,032
All right, just give it to me.
All right? Yeah.
316
00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:03,445
Prepare to hear me play
the bagpipes perfectly.
317
00:12:03,529 --> 00:12:04,573
Okay.
318
00:12:04,906 --> 00:12:06,575
[BAGPIPES WAILING]
319
00:12:07,075 --> 00:12:08,077
Oh, my God.
320
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,411
Point proven.
321
00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,331
Yeah, I think I've heard just
about enough of this catfight.
322
00:12:11,415 --> 00:12:12,415
I'm out.
323
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,251
Wait, Captain! Sir!
324
00:12:15,211 --> 00:12:17,797
[CHUCKLES] Your boyfriend,
sorry, uh, your ex-boyfriend
325
00:12:17,881 --> 00:12:18,882
is pathetic.
326
00:12:18,966 --> 00:12:21,416
You should be glad that I
ordered him to dump you.
327
00:12:21,969 --> 00:12:23,930
Swish, Kobe.
328
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:27,059
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]
329
00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:28,310
Got it.
330
00:12:28,394 --> 00:12:30,230
Yes! You're amazing!
331
00:12:31,398 --> 00:12:32,608
[BAGPIPES WAILING]
332
00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:37,445
That was We Are the Champions.
333
00:12:38,616 --> 00:12:39,916
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
334
00:12:40,285 --> 00:12:42,287
Ugh. It's impossible to find
Garmin with everybody mourning
335
00:12:42,371 --> 00:12:43,455
all over the place.
336
00:12:43,705 --> 00:12:45,291
It's like they have no
respect for our sneaky plans.
337
00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:48,420
[SIGHS] I know. Oh, look, there he is.
338
00:12:48,504 --> 00:12:49,713
Oh, great. [CLEARS THROAT]
339
00:12:49,797 --> 00:12:50,964
Hi there.
340
00:12:51,048 --> 00:12:54,218
Sorry, this area is reserved for
close personal friends of the deceased.
341
00:12:54,302 --> 00:12:57,389
Uh, well, that is us.
Dozerman and I were pretty much besties.
342
00:12:57,473 --> 00:12:59,017
Went on an annual fishing trip together.
343
00:12:59,101 --> 00:13:01,019
Cayuga Lake, caught a lot of Coho salmon.
344
00:13:01,103 --> 00:13:03,564
We are both so bummed that he's dead.
345
00:13:03,648 --> 00:13:05,274
Super-bummed. Yeah.
346
00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:07,319
Oh. Right on. Come in.
347
00:13:07,403 --> 00:13:08,403
Thanks.
348
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:10,239
Blessings to you.
349
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,742
Blessings? Ugh. I don't know.
It's my first time in a church.
350
00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:13,827
All right, how did you do that?
351
00:13:13,911 --> 00:13:15,162
Simple detective work.
352
00:13:15,246 --> 00:13:16,998
There was a floral arrangement
up front with a picture
353
00:13:17,082 --> 00:13:19,208
of Dozerman and 30 of
his friends holding a big fish.
354
00:13:19,292 --> 00:13:21,086
Cayuga Lake I pulled
straight from the guest book.
355
00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:22,504
And Coho salmon?
356
00:13:22,588 --> 00:13:24,966
Well, that's just something I know
about from being a man of the world.
357
00:13:25,050 --> 00:13:26,801
Our special today is Coho salmon on a…
358
00:13:26,885 --> 00:13:29,388
Sounds disgusting.
Do you have chicken fingers?
359
00:13:29,472 --> 00:13:30,849
Impressed? Mmm-hmm.
360
00:13:31,015 --> 00:13:32,392
And horrified by your eating habits.
361
00:13:32,476 --> 00:13:35,146
Well, if I'm so unhealthy, how
come I never go to the bathroom?
362
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,272
[LAUGHS]
363
00:13:36,356 --> 00:13:38,275
Okay, let's get to Garmin. Yeah.
364
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:42,947
Hi, I'm Margaret Dozerman.
How did you know my husband?
365
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:45,784
Oh, Mrs. Dozerman, your
husband was a great man.
366
00:13:45,869 --> 00:13:49,163
Some of my fondest memories
of him were on our fishing trips.
367
00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:51,166
You went on those trips? I did, indeed.
368
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:53,336
They called me "the Coho King."
369
00:13:53,837 --> 00:13:55,922
Pretty much single-handedly
organized those things myself.
370
00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,556
So you were the one who
brought all the prostitutes?
371
00:13:59,385 --> 00:14:01,221
[CLICKS TONGUE] Uh…
372
00:14:03,015 --> 00:14:04,642
BOYLE: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Can we slow down?
373
00:14:04,726 --> 00:14:05,935
Why? Are you not into this?
374
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,020
No, no, no.
375
00:14:07,395 --> 00:14:09,356
My friends are just in my head.
376
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:10,649
They think it's weird
377
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:12,485
that we don't know
anything about each other.
378
00:14:12,569 --> 00:14:14,153
Hmm, I think it's hot.
379
00:14:14,237 --> 00:14:17,637
Totally, I'm glad we're not interested
in each other as human beings.
380
00:14:18,117 --> 00:14:19,160
[CHUCKLES]
381
00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:22,415
Oh, how about if you tell
me things about yourself,
382
00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:24,959
and then I tell you how
little I care about them?
383
00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,670
Okay.
384
00:14:26,962 --> 00:14:29,674
Okay, here goes. I'm an only child.
385
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,509
Not interested. I was born in Delaware.
386
00:14:31,593 --> 00:14:32,677
Who even asked you?
387
00:14:32,761 --> 00:14:34,179
I like this.
388
00:14:34,263 --> 00:14:36,098
I don't care what you like.
389
00:14:36,432 --> 00:14:37,434
Mmm.
390
00:14:38,435 --> 00:14:40,855
But maybe you could
tell me one more thing.
391
00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,731
[SHOUTS] She's a vegan!
392
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,317
What is going on?
393
00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:46,027
You're right. I couldn't help myself.
394
00:14:46,111 --> 00:14:48,781
I wanted to know about her.
And I got what I deserved.
395
00:14:48,865 --> 00:14:52,286
A vegan, a gluten-free vegan!
396
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:54,246
Charles, you need to calm down.
397
00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:56,040
BOYLE: No. You called it, Rosa.
398
00:14:56,124 --> 00:15:00,045
So go ahead. Laugh at me!
Laugh! Laugh it up!
399
00:15:00,129 --> 00:15:01,965
Can I wait till after the funeral?
400
00:15:02,508 --> 00:15:03,592
GUEST: Shh!
401
00:15:05,219 --> 00:15:06,669
[WHISPERS] Of course you can.
402
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,892
JEFFORDS: Sir, my life stinks.
403
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:12,019
Sharon's on bed rest.
404
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:15,231
My favorite mango
yogurt got discontinued.
405
00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:19,445
And my kids think their
preschool teacher's a stupid face.
406
00:15:20,446 --> 00:15:23,950
Everyone I work with is a stupid face.
407
00:15:24,034 --> 00:15:25,745
Especially Bryce.
408
00:15:25,829 --> 00:15:28,999
Sir? Sir? Sir? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm?
409
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,167
Can I be honest?
410
00:15:31,335 --> 00:15:34,756
Precinct's not the same without you.
The Vulture's the worst.
411
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,550
My mango yogurt…
412
00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:39,387
Yes, you already mentioned the yogurt.
'Cause it's important!
413
00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:42,725
When I saw you in
the office this morning,
414
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,102
I wanted to give you the biggest hug.
415
00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:47,940
But the Vulture told you
not to, and you had to listen.
416
00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:49,441
He's your captain now, Terry.
417
00:15:49,525 --> 00:15:51,575
I hate going to work
and you're not there.
418
00:15:52,654 --> 00:15:54,032
Everything is garbage.
419
00:15:55,199 --> 00:15:57,286
[SCOFFS] Everything is garbage.
420
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,370
I should put that in my message of hope.
421
00:16:01,124 --> 00:16:02,709
That's a really good idea!
422
00:16:03,501 --> 00:16:06,046
It took my husband and
me years of counseling
423
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:08,174
to get over those little
backwood orgies of yours.
424
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:10,134
He had sex with five
prostitutes in one weekend.
425
00:16:10,218 --> 00:16:12,888
Ugh! That's bananas! I had no idea.
426
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:13,973
I was probably too busy praying.
427
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,475
You said you planned the trips.
428
00:16:15,559 --> 00:16:17,519
Yeah, I did say that.
Called yourself the Coho King.
429
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,564
[GROANS] All right, look.
430
00:16:20,190 --> 00:16:22,441
I'm not the Coho King. My name is Jake.
431
00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:24,236
And your husband was only
my captain for, like, a day.
432
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:25,696
Wait a second.
433
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:28,784
Are you the Jake that killed him?
434
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:32,955
No, I'm Prostitute Jake.
I love prostitutes.
435
00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:35,083
You need to go.
You should leave right now.
436
00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,209
You need to leave right now.
437
00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,503
It's okay, Margaret. Come on.
438
00:16:37,587 --> 00:16:39,880
Oh, Chief Garmin, wait, I just…
439
00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:42,314
Need to play you one
quick recording of my boss.
440
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:43,844
[SIGHS]
441
00:16:43,928 --> 00:16:46,264
You recorded me? That's not cool, Jake.
442
00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,225
Well, we were just taking
a page out of your book.
443
00:16:48,309 --> 00:16:49,518
Yeah? What are you gonna do next, huh?
444
00:16:49,602 --> 00:16:51,395
Are you gonna start wearing
leather bracelets, hmm?
445
00:16:51,479 --> 00:16:53,148
Good luck pulling off that chunky-B
446
00:16:53,232 --> 00:16:54,816
with those skinny
little girl wrists of yours.
447
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,278
Congratulations.
You're no longer a detective.
448
00:16:57,696 --> 00:16:58,905
You're a beat cop again.
449
00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:02,535
I just crushed your dreams.
[CLICKS TONGUE]
450
00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:04,663
Oh.
451
00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:08,042
Okay, I know things
seem really bad right now,
452
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,627
but we just need a minute to think.
453
00:17:09,711 --> 00:17:11,311
[BAGPIPES PLAYING "AMAZING GRACE"]
454
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:13,716
Come on, man!
455
00:17:18,013 --> 00:17:20,432
Okay, so the Vulture has your phone.
456
00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:21,601
But new plan…
457
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:24,562
Jake, we've had lots of plans,
and none of them have worked.
458
00:17:24,646 --> 00:17:25,898
Yeah, but this is a good one.
459
00:17:25,982 --> 00:17:27,900
The new plan is no plan.
460
00:17:27,984 --> 00:17:29,235
We wing it!
461
00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:31,446
Probably won't work, but I
said it with a lot of confidence.
462
00:17:31,530 --> 00:17:32,573
Jake, you got demoted.
463
00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:34,533
We said this relationship
wasn't gonna get in the way
464
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,244
of our careers, and it has.
465
00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,038
So what? We'll figure it out.
466
00:17:38,122 --> 00:17:39,624
I'll make my way back to detective.
467
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,209
Or maybe you won't.
468
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,212
I'm not gonna let you
throw away your dream job.
469
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,755
Amy, this is good.
470
00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:47,008
This is a six-day relationship.
471
00:17:47,092 --> 00:17:48,426
-We don't know what it is.
-[FEEDBACK ON MICROPHONE]
472
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:51,222
[SIGHS] And now for a message of hope.
473
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:53,099
Ah, a message of hope, right on time.
474
00:17:53,183 --> 00:17:55,018
Everything is garbage.
475
00:17:55,102 --> 00:17:56,103
Oh, no.
476
00:17:56,187 --> 00:17:58,981
You find something you care
about, and it's taken from you.
477
00:17:59,065 --> 00:18:01,861
Your colleague, your dream job,
478
00:18:03,196 --> 00:18:05,157
-your mango yogurt.
-Whoo!
479
00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:08,160
Never love
480
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:09,829
anything.
481
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,792
That's the lesson.
482
00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:15,127
To Captain Dozerman.
483
00:18:15,211 --> 00:18:16,629
ALL: To Captain Dozerman.
484
00:18:16,713 --> 00:18:19,800
Thank you, sir.
I'll take it from here. Very poetic.
485
00:18:19,884 --> 00:18:22,804
If I might offer a
counter-toast of sorts.
486
00:18:23,597 --> 00:18:27,309
Captain Dozerman and I, we
weren't together for very long.
487
00:18:27,393 --> 00:18:31,065
In fact, as coworkers, our
relationship was only six days.
488
00:18:31,982 --> 00:18:33,442
But that's not nothing.
489
00:18:33,526 --> 00:18:36,487
It was long enough for me to
know that we had something special.
490
00:18:36,571 --> 00:18:38,615
And sure, there may be obstacles.
491
00:18:38,699 --> 00:18:41,160
Him having passed away, for example.
492
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,788
But I'm not giving up on us.
493
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,572
And I don't care if I get demoted.
494
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,796
I just care about being with you.
495
00:18:51,090 --> 00:18:52,425
Captain Dozerman,
496
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:57,014
an adult man who has
passed into the nether world.
497
00:18:57,098 --> 00:19:00,102
JEFFORDS: Move over, Peralta! Move over!
498
00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:03,940
[SLURRING] And if I may do a third toast.
499
00:19:04,899 --> 00:19:08,362
It'll be focused primarily
on the mango yogurt.
500
00:19:08,737 --> 00:19:09,987
[ALL GROANING, BOOING]
501
00:19:10,072 --> 00:19:13,159
Don't boo me!
I lost something important, too, shoo.
502
00:19:14,829 --> 00:19:16,122
[SIGHS]
503
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,750
Thought I might find you here.
504
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,002
So, not a big fan of my speech, huh?
505
00:19:21,086 --> 00:19:25,383
No, I loved it.
I mean, I wish it hadn't been at a wake.
506
00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,844
And I wish you hadn't kept
referring to me as your dead boss.
507
00:19:27,928 --> 00:19:29,388
Yeah, it pretty much sucked butt
508
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,808
but still was somehow
the best of the three toasts.
509
00:19:31,892 --> 00:19:33,977
Mmm. Look, I don't want to break up,
510
00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:35,312
but I don't want to get demoted either.
511
00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:37,273
I just don't know what to do.
512
00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:38,650
I'm all out of plans.
513
00:19:38,734 --> 00:19:42,321
I have one. Holt saves your ass.
514
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:43,406
Captain.
515
00:19:43,490 --> 00:19:44,908
I was moved by your speech, Peralta.
516
00:19:44,992 --> 00:19:46,284
Thank you, sir.
That's very nice of you to say.
517
00:19:46,368 --> 00:19:48,120
The syntax was problematic. Less nice.
518
00:19:48,204 --> 00:19:50,916
And your vocabulary is a true
indictment of the public school system.
519
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,334
Seems like you're just slamming me now.
520
00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:54,379
But the fact that you're
not willing to give up
521
00:19:54,463 --> 00:19:56,673
in the face of adversity is inspiring.
522
00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,092
I love the Nine-Nine,
523
00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:00,094
and I'm not gonna turn
my back on the squad.
524
00:20:00,178 --> 00:20:01,930
So I fixed your problem with the Vulture.
525
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:04,516
Really? I may just be a guy in PR,
526
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,061
but what does the Vulture
love more than anything?
527
00:20:07,145 --> 00:20:08,145
Garbage Pail Kids?
528
00:20:08,229 --> 00:20:09,607
No. Publicity.
529
00:20:10,191 --> 00:20:11,608
Captain Pembroke, how
would you like your face
530
00:20:11,692 --> 00:20:13,028
on the NYPD website?
531
00:20:13,528 --> 00:20:16,115
Really? Yes! Yes!
532
00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:17,575
In exchange for media attention,
533
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:18,868
the Vulture will not bust you down
534
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:20,495
or stand in the way of you two dating.
535
00:20:20,579 --> 00:20:22,163
Sir, I don't know how to thank you.
536
00:20:22,247 --> 00:20:24,626
Anything for the Nine-Nine.
537
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,460
Thank you, sir.
538
00:20:26,544 --> 00:20:28,547
[WHISPERS] He totally approves of us.
539
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:31,050
What you doing there, Boyle?
540
00:20:31,134 --> 00:20:34,305
Trying to get drunk enough to
have sexual intercourse with a vegan.
541
00:20:34,389 --> 00:20:37,182
Oh, why can't I just think with
my junk like a modern man?
542
00:20:37,266 --> 00:20:39,144
Why do you want to do that? [SIGHS]
543
00:20:39,228 --> 00:20:41,479
I got divorced, and I was crushed.
544
00:20:41,563 --> 00:20:43,482
My fiancée left. I cried for weeks.
545
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:46,403
My only relationship that wasn't
totally devastating when it ended
546
00:20:46,487 --> 00:20:48,322
was my casual sex carnival with Gina.
547
00:20:48,406 --> 00:20:49,657
DIAZ: Yeah, okay,
548
00:20:49,741 --> 00:20:50,950
but which of those relationships
549
00:20:51,034 --> 00:20:52,912
made you happiest before it ended?
550
00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:55,372
[SIGHS] My marriage? Vivian?
551
00:20:55,456 --> 00:20:57,334
Yeah, because you connected
with them emotionally,
552
00:20:57,418 --> 00:20:59,294
something we did not do
553
00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:01,213
because I'm a higher level of being,
554
00:21:01,297 --> 00:21:02,840
like Her from the movie Her.
555
00:21:02,924 --> 00:21:05,260
Mmm. Dude, you can't go
through life trying not to get hurt.
556
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:06,720
You should try to be happy.
557
00:21:06,804 --> 00:21:08,890
So you think I should look for someone
558
00:21:08,974 --> 00:21:10,600
I can have emotional intercourse with.
559
00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:12,519
Oh, I wish you hadn't
said it like that, but yeah.
560
00:21:12,603 --> 00:21:14,146
I should start right
here at this funeral.
561
00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:15,315
I'd probably wait.
562
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,524
Nope, no time to lose.
563
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,859
Put on your sunglasses.
564
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,445
I need to see if there's
anything in my teeth.
565
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,530
Ugh.
566
00:21:23,284 --> 00:21:24,285
Oh, yeah.
567
00:21:25,662 --> 00:21:28,123
Charles Boyle is ready for love.
568
00:21:30,168 --> 00:21:32,253
Well, never wearing these again.
43041
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