All language subtitles for The.Passing.1983.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG

A notable welcome

to all you music lovers.

It's a beautiful day for a
musical stroll into yesteryear.

Let's not waste any time.

Ouur first selection
is ray Henderson's

that old gang of mine.

J“ hello, old timer

j“ say, you're looking good

j“ what brings you down
to the old neighborhood

j“ I miss the gang that
has drifted apart

j“ I've got a sad feeling

j“ down in my heart

j“ last night, I strolled
to that old neighborhood

j“ there on the corner,
I silently stood

j“ crowds hurried by, but
the faces were strange

j“ even the name of the
street had been changed

j“ gee, but I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

j“ I can't forget
that old quartet

j“ that sang sweet Adeline

j“ goodbye forever,
old fellas and gals

j“ goodbye forever, old
sweethearts and pals

j“ god bless them

j“ gee, but I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

You know, Ernie, I'd
give the world and its gold

if I could bring back the
gang to the old neighborhood.

Yes, bill, when
I look at those houses

unchanged by years, in
my throat there's a lump,

and my eyes fill with tears.

And look, down near the school,

there's the same old brick wall

where we used to go
for a game of handball.

And then came the
parties and dances.

That's why we didn't
notice the years going by.

And the first thing
we knew, we were all 21.

Gone forever are the
pals that we loved.

There isn't a trace or a sign

of that regular
honest-to-goodness old bunch

that I call that
old gang of mine.

J“ gee, but I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

J“ my friends think I'm a ranger

j“ but I'm the devil in disguise

j“ devil in disguise

j“ when I play the game of love

j“ many women smile

j“ smile

J“ but the lies that I'm tellin'

j“ they're catching up with me

j'me

j“ white lies

J“ white lies

J“ white lies

You don't
believe in the human soul?

- Yeah, I do.

We know what you did,

and they know what you
did, but we got you first!

Dump him!

Shit!

Hey!

- Hey, man, watch the grass!

- Rose don't care
for doctors much.

Rose!

They must've slapped him
too hard on the behind

when he was born.

Gives you something to
think about, I reckon.

Now, Rose,

you know the doctor told you

to lie still and
rest your heart.

- Oh, Ernie.

- Don't oh Ernie me.

Sit still!

- I'm not sittin', I'm iayin'.

- You're iyin', you mean!

Look there.

- Ernie, I've got to...

- You know you
haven't been the same

since you took up
this religious mess.

Half-baked philosophers.

- I must make my
reservation before I die.

- Rose, you're not gonna die.

- I'm gonna die just
like my father died,

with my feet on my own sofa.

- You're too smart for that.

Besides, it's my sofa.

What's the capital of New York?

Albany.

- Albany?
- Albany.

- I thought it was New York.

I can't stand a smart aleck.

You had a very smart wife.

- Ah, you didn't know her.

- But I would loved
to have known her.

She must've been
a wonderful woman.

- Ernest!

Ernest!

Come fix the damn TV.

It's rollin'.

When you gonna have
my breakfast ready?

You're only scramblin' a egg,

you're not fixin'
a gourmet meal!

- I'm comin', I'm comin'!

These women expect me

to come up and down
these steps all day.

Butter your toast on
this side, I swear.

Here I am, sweetie.

There you are, dog baby.

- I'm not your dog baby,
I'm not your dog baby.

- Oh, yes, you're
my little dog baby.

- Oh, get on with you.

Rose is
the best guy I ever knew.

He and I served
together in the war.

We were liable to
be killed any time,

and so we tried to
drink Europe dry.

We never could
Get it done it seems.

Gentle reactions
to Jewish ideals.

- That is gentile, gentile.

Gentile,

and Jewish.

- Hey, where you going, Ernie?

Well, shit!

The pitcher went to the
well one time too many.

Ernie, Ernie, Ernie!

God damn!

- I'm bleedin'!

I'm fuckin' bleedin'!

- You're not bleedin'
bad, come on, come on!

Put your weight on me,
put your weight on me!

Come on, put your weight on me!

Come on, come on, come on!

What happened?

What happened, man?

What happened?

- We must have overrun
our position man, come on!

Fire!

- Say, you know any
yiddish cuss words, huh?

What's that mean?

- Go to hell.

- Yeah?

Know any more of 'em, huh?

Yes.

- Yeah, now, what the
hell does that mean?

- It means kiss my
ass, motherfucker.

Maybe it was luck,

Maybe we were meant
to end up together.

- Medic, we got wounded!

If it hadn't been

for that French girl, Gabrielle,

his derriere might still
have been out there.

-Dmm

Grab our man,
let's get the hell outta here!

Give me a hand
with this guy, come on!

What about that guy over there?

What about that guy over there!

- Hey, hey!

Hey!

Hey!

You
know, my wife don't care much

for black men.

Anyway, when she
died, Rose come over,

and we had a big party.

- You understand what
I'm trying to say now?

- What are you talkin' about?

- Man, I been at you all night!

Now, hold it, hold it, hold it!

I guess he just stayed on

after that, buddies.

That's the ugliest
damn pajamas I've seen.

No, I ain't goin'
around there naked.

I wouldn't be caught dead
in those damn things.

- These are my burying pajamas.

- Well, you shoulda buried
'em a long damn time ago.

Over my dead body.

- You wanna bet?

I'll bet.

-All right, let's see here.

Heads, I win and
tails, you lose.

- Heads.

- Take 'em off.

- Well, what I'm gonna wear?

Well, that's all right,

Ernie will fix you up there.

Ernie will get you some pajamas.

- No, I don't want any
pajamas you get me,

I don't want no stolen pajamas.

I'll get you some purdy pajamas.

- Please, please,
please, I don't want 'em.

That's all right.

- Nothing that you
steal I don't want.

If you're gonna steal pajamas,

you gotta have a getaway car.

Stealing's not much
different than fishin'.

It's a recreation.

It's all the same to Rose,
though, stealing's stealin'.

He says, one day, I'm gonna be

on every wanted poster in town.

Alls I can say
is I hope they can wait

till I get my teeth fixed.

That's not bad,
look at my teeth!

I got some new teeth, boy.

I'll give 'em a
smile, how 'bout that?

- Can you smile, Rose?
- No, you grinning,

you're not smiling now.

- Oh, all right.

Let's go on in here now.

Watch your step.

Get this curtain.

I gotta go down here a minute.

You can wait for the
picture, will you, Rose?

- Okay.

- All right.
- Go ahead.

- Okay.

What's the capital of Minnesota?

St. Paul.

Aw, hell.

Rose, will you do me a favor?

Will you do something for me?

I'll do anything
for you, Ernie, anything.

- Do something for me.
- Anything you want.

Just get well.

Your age creeps up on you.

That's the way it is.

We're looking for new
worlds to conquer,

and I think we have some
new worlds comin' up.

Some of these are pretty
good, I like that solid log.

To steal is a sin.

That's a good deal.

- Stealing is a sin.

What, you don't
like your new pajamas?

I don't like
them 'cause you stole 'em.

- Well, Rose, I
stole 'em for you.

- You oughton have Don' it.

Rose, I don't know,

you don't oughta get so
darn upset about this stuff.

- It's just the
principle of the thing.

- The principle.

- Of the thing, yes.

Oh, lord, our heavenly father,

please help my friend Ernie.

Help him to know
which way to travel.

Goodnight, Ernie.

- What's the capital of Raleigh?

- North Carolina.

- Aw, damn.

Would you come
with us please, Mr. Neuman?

Questioning,

they brought me in
for questioning.

Of course, I told
them I had no idea

why somebody would abandon a
stolen car on faucet mill road.

I stuck close to that
story as liquor to spit.

They only kept me
a couple hours.

Anyway, while I was there, I
heard this noise down the hall.

Being curious, I looked.

There were a couple of coppers,

and in the middle of
them was this guy.

Now, the coppers were
dragging him down the hall.

He didn't look so good to me.

His feet weren't even
touching the floor,

and he kept mumbling,

"it must have been the cat,
it must have been the cat."

So I said what cat?

He just glared at me.

Later, I found out he was
going to the gas chamber.

I guess you're half crazy
when you're going to die.

We're running
down the time, let's go.

How much time is left?

15 seconds.

10, nine, eight, seven...

- Hey!

What?

- I want my lawyer.

He's on his way.

It's almost midnight.

- Fuck.

Monica.

- Yeah, I'll be right there.

Look, I told you to
get the fuck off me!

Now leave me alone!

You all right?

- What'll you have?

- Give me a 7 and 7.

Sure.

J'aii that I need

J“ 'cause you're not at
home, you're out wandering

j“ leavin' me to find my way

- he didn't hurt you, did he?

- What's it to you?

Sorry.

- Yeah, me too.

J“ you can't see

j“ I will be here today

j“ but tomorrow

- be $1.40.

J“ I don't know

J“ I call your name
when I sleep at night

J“ you disappear

- Wade.

- What?

The name's Wade.

- Look, Wade, you're
not my only customer.

If you don't want
me to lose my...

- Hey, I just want
to know your name.

-All right, I give, Monica.

- Monica.

I got a present for Monica.

J“ take another look at me

- What the hell is that?

- What does it look like?

- I don't know, a
lady, I don't know.

It's the most ridiculous
thing I ever saw.

J“ give yourself to me

j“ you love me too

- are you sorry for
the sins of your past?

Are you sorry for
the sin of murder?

Well, that is something

to think about, isn't it?

Folks, in case you
just joined us,

this is the Richard ranch
show at daybreak here.

I'm speaking this morning
with miss frieda delorian.

Delorian is the author
of the forthcoming book,

which I'm sure you'll
find very fascinating,

I certainly did myself.

The title of the book is
the new paradigm of time.

Now, miss delorian,
I hate to dwell

on the subject of
reincarnation, but.

If you want to lead this one.

Okay, with your arms in front,

we'll swing them
back, out to the back.

- You want some toast, pud?

Can you say toast?

You want to count first?

- I knew that you could.

One and two and three and four,

and one and two
and three and four.

Two and three and four.

Two and three and four,

and one and two
and three and four,

and one and two
and three and stop.

That was a good one!

I could do that all day.

Can you say strawberry, pud?

- I can tell.
- I sure have!

I'm sure
you'll feel that way too

if you've been taking
our exercise program.

Say, invite your friends over!

They'll get good and trim

And may even make some
new friends!

Okay!

Okay, let's go.

Now, don't you feel better?

If you get up in the morning
and do your exercises,

you're really ready
to face a hard day.

- This is my last one, I swear.

Look, I promised your mom.

- Have a nice healthy
attitude about your body

and your diet, okay.

-A stripper in a previous life.

- Look.

See?

All gone.

See, we're throwing 'em
away, the last cigarette.

Look...

Where does that
temporary energy come from?

It's energy that
has been used before

and it just remembers...

What's wrong with this damn set.

- Scientists believe.

Let's speed up for now.

Double time, come on!

- Nonetheless, it's
difficult for me to believe,

miss delorian, that
I may be going around

leaving my ordinary
life and day-to-day,

and all of a sudden
these occult elements

can justjump in
somehow, and take over.

It seems a bit like science
fiction or something.

Well, you know,
it's kind of strange.

Science fiction is becoming
more and more real each day.

In my book, I just
try to explain

some of the things
that are happening,

that people will probably
find out in the future,

are really happening.

- Okay, just tune in every
morning at this time,

and you can join us
and all our friends,

and you can bring
all your friends too.

- Genetic engineering
and the aging process,

so stay tuned.

- I would think
that you have got

about three months, at
which point that eye

is going to be ready
to be operated on.

And once the cataract is out,

the only way we're
going to be able

to make that eye see well is
to fit it with a contact lens,

in order for that
eye to work well

with the unoperated
eye, the right eye.

Here you go.

- May Buddha bless you

or krishna.

- Thank you.

- You listen to me, Rose!

You know you gotta die,

and I know I gotta die,

but dammit, what are
you gonna do about it?

You gonna sit there on your butt

and whine and carry on with
this damn religious stuff?

Dammit, Rose, what
about our future?

I don't know how
to help you, Rose.

I been reading the Bible.

Aw, that is a mistake.

- It says I either believe
in Christ or go to hell.

Well, you're between the devil

and the deep blue sea there.

- Got to believe in something.

- Well, I don't know.

Believe in the Bible,

you gotta worry
about going to hell.

Believe in Buddha or hinduism,

you gotta worry about, well,

maybe I will or won't
get reincarnated.

If you get
reincarnated, you know,

You're liable to
come back as a white man.

Then you'd be in hell of a
state, wouldn't you?

But if you don't
believe in nothin', man,

if you don't believe in nothin',

you got nothin' to worry about.

Are you ready to eat?

No, I'm fasting.

Fasting?

Why, you skinny as a rail now.

J“ I've been working
on the railroad

j'aii the live long day

j“ I've been working
on the railroad

j“ just to pass the time away

j“ can't you hear the
whistle blowing

j“ rise up so early in the morn'

You know, when you're young,

why, you think you'll
never grow old.

J“ dinah, blow your horn

You'll
worry about it when it happens.

J“ dinah, won't you blow

The first thing you know,

you're 20, and now you're 40.

And then it just goes
faster and faster.

J“ someone's in the
kitchen with dinah

j“ someone's in the
kitchen, I know

j“ someone's in the
kitchen with dinah

j“ strummin' on the old banjo

I used to think,

when I got old enough to
drink, I'd be really iivin'.

And then I thought,
when I had a woman,

boy, that'd be it.

Well, it looks like
death's right up there

with iivin' these days.

Pretty soon, time's all
gone, and there you are,

eyeball to eyeball
with the thing,

and you still can't make heads
or tails out of anything.

Shoot, I don't care
much about dying myself.

It's just when I get
to thinking about Rose,

hell, I get lonesome.

And those young guys,

they heading for
it just like me.

Blind as bats.

And I can't help them,

Like nobody helped me.

One thing I'd like to know,

How we ever got so damn old.

I'll give it
to you, but not like this!

- Stop torturing yourself,
what's done is done.

- Okay, what's done is done!

You gonna retire to Carter?

Oh, no, I'll
retire to the mountains.

I retire every
night, nine o'clock.

Hmm, that's some cough you have.

Yeah, I worked
hard for that one.

I know, well,
you'll have to keep smoking

if you want to keep
coughing, right?

Right.

Mm-hmm.

Sure looks like it's gonna rain,

- doesn't it?
- Yeah.

- I tell you what, let me
listen to this heart again.

- Still beatin'?

Breathe deeply.

- Yeah, well.

- You know, I just happened
to think of something, Ernie,

I feel sure it
would appeal to you.

It's an institute
right here in town.

It's a program they have
there for geriatrics.

- Yeah, old fogies, huh?

- No, well, we
don't call 'em that,

we give 'em a fancy name.

Anyway, it's an
experimental program,

but you have to be
on the waiting list,

and if you want, I can put
your name and address in

for the mailing list.

Would you like that?

-Yeah, I'd like
to get some mail.

I haven't had any
mail in a coon's age.

You know, Rose
never got married.

He had a girlfriend
for a while though.

One day, I asked him,

what's it like living
with a white girl?

Well, he didn't say.

Rose was always a gentleman.

- When was the last
time we had a piece?

Oh, heck, I don't know,

that's been so long ago.

You know, I forgot how it felt.

But you, don't you
remember those two gals

we had down on the river?

- I had old susabelle.

- Susabelle!

She was a fat one,

- wasn't she?
- She had a whopper,

she had a whopper.

She had a lot, didn't she?

- Till her old man
run us out the woods.

- Yeah, did you
get your pants up?

- No, man, I left 'em.

I didn't get 'em, I left 'em.

Oh, my.

- Remember that time I was
caught in that chicken house?

That got lights in it.

- Chicken line.

- Didn't want to see
her no more, you know?

Those were some days.

- Good old days.

- I don't know,

I guess.

No lead in the pencil anymore.

J“ everywhere

j“ I'm forever blowing bubbles

j“ pretty bubbles

- are you scared of dyin'?

- Oh, no.

Dying is a punishment

to some.

To some, it's a gift, and
to some, it's a favor.

- Who said that?

The seneca.

- Huh.

J“ then at daybreak

j“ when you awake

- I guess

we'll need a favor.

Every man steps away
from his light at some point,

just to gain perspective.

He studies the way the
light hits the canvas,

and he says, I think I'll
apply biscuit yellow today.

Some days, he adds
smooth purple,

some days gray, and some
days a heart of burgundy.

No matter, he knows in his
blood when the emotion is right.

And when it is, he knows enough
to set aside the picture,

to give up when it's time.

Ernie and myself, we
just want to say thanks

before we step aside.

- It was fun while it lasted.

- It was fun while it lasted.

J“ hello, old timer

j“ say, you're looking good

j“ what brings you down
to the old neighborhood

j“ I miss the gang that
has drifted apart

j“ I've got a sad feeling
down in my heart

j“ gee, but I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

j“ I can't forget
that old quartet

j“ that sang sweet Adeline

j“ goodbye forever,
old fellows and gals

j“ goodbye forever, old
sweethearts and pals

j“ god bless them

j“ gee, but I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

You know, Ernie, I'd
give the world and its gold

if I could bring back the
gangs of the old neighborhood.

Why, they were stocky and yellow

and skinny and might,
and the rich kid

who had ball bearing
skates and a bike.

What's the matter, pal?

There's a tear in your eye

I don't know a
face in the crowd going by.

Gone forever are the
pals that we love.

There isn't a trace or a sign

of that regular
honest-to-goodness old bunch

that I call that
old gang of mine.

J“ god bless them

j“ gee, but I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

- Are you afraid?

- I'm content.

- Well, here goes.

- Are we dead yet?

- No, just out of gas.

- Out of gas?

- Rose, you awake?

Something's come up.

I'm gonna have to
go away for a while.

J“ will be left

j“ I'll live my life

- I got this letter now,

and I'm going to
this institution

to see if they can't help us,

see if we can't get some help.

The less I knew about the energy

of that machine.

We found where it went and
I turned the crank again,

and that machine began
to rattle and snort

and started up
like a sky rocket.

And there was a lot
of things happened

and the last time.

That machine ran over
Hank Weaver's dog,

tore a hole through
Willis macon's fence,

knocked over cy
bettenhill's beehive,

and kept right on a-going.

We're
going to take a short break

to allow our sponsor a
chance to identify himself,

but don't you touch that dial.

We've got more music coming up.

We're just taking
a few samples, Mr. Neuman.

We're taking a bacteria count.

Yeah, but sweetie,
I wanted a back massage.

Ouch.

- Mr. Neuman, why don't
you have a seat here?

I'm gonna be back in
just a few moments.

I'm gonna take these
samples down to the lab.

Now, don't wander off.

- All right.

- Dr.
- Henderson, please see patient

Elle Taylor in psychiatrics.

The law of
averages, you get better.

You don't
go into an operating room

with that attitude, doctor.

There are no guarantees.

What I've seen here
is in opposition

to every human principle.

Granted it's science,

but about the moral issue?

From what you've told
me, you've made mistakes,

you'vejeopardized human lives.

- And you haven't?

- Not like...
- Think about it!

How many patients
do you think died

because your
administration refused

to pass the referendum?

For a person who's so moral,

you seemed rather interested
in that operating room.

- What are you talking about?

Did you see the way
that woman squirmed?

Some portion of her
was fighting you.

You're playing with
the human soul.

Fail and it's dangerous enough,

succeed and you're not
doctors, you're murderers.

- Have a nice day.

I'll see you later, bye-bye.

- What is that?

I don't know what to say.

I don't know what to say.

Did you know they're
gonna shave my head?

Did you know they're
gonna shave my head?

Did you know that I was gonna
shave my head and cut my hair?

They're gonna shave my head!

Isn't that funny?

What are you
doing out of your room?

- We have a code green on w200.

Try and straighten her legs out.

Come help us, please.

All right,
carney, you got your lawyer.

- Don't come in!

What's going on, Wade?

- Look, can you leave
me alone with him,

just for a minute, all right?

- All right, but you
haven't got much time.

All right.

How's it going, Wade?

Okay, Wade.

- Is there still time?

Have we got any time?

What's the name of
that institution?

- You mean you want it?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I want it.

- Son of a bitch.

- Yeah, yeah, I want it.

Protective gear required

during erasure remodification.

For your safety,
compliance is mandatory.

J“ oh, the wasted hours of life

j“ that have glided by

j“ oh, the good we
might have done

j“ ls lost with but a sigh

j“ love that we might have had

j“ only for a word

No!

Oh, god!

Oh, god!

- You can take a
nap if you'd like.

We're gonna be back
later tonight for you,

so why don't you just
take it easy, okay?

Bye-bye.

All right, bye-bye.

- Dr.
- Guthrie, you have a call

on line five.

Dr. Guthrie, call on line five.

- If you've got any sense,
you better get outta here.

They're gonna kill you.

Rose?

Rose?

Ernie, how you doing, son?

Take care of yourself, it's
always good to see you.

Now, don't take no
wooden nickels, you know.

I'll be off.

Take care of yourself now.

You understand what I'm saying?

Take care of yourself.

Come to see me, come
to see me, Ernie.

I'll be with
you till the day I die.

- Ernie, it's a sin
to kill yourself.

- Dr.
- Whimmer, Tom scalen is waiting

in the visitor's lounge.

22, 21, 20 seconds,

19,18,17,

16,15,14,

13,12,11,

10 seconds, nine, eight,

seven, six, five,

four, three, two, one.

Transfer engaging.

All personnel,

please clear the
incineration area.

Secure chamber.

Begin diffusion.

A period of
understandable disorientation

follows any shock to
the physical mechanism.

The separation of mind and
body you have experienced

over the past several months

is part of the normal
re-submergence process.

Now that you have been
successfully readjusted,

we see no reason why your
return to a young life

should not be trauma-free.

This new body of yours is a
perfectly functioning machine.

With it, you will
be able to perform

in ways you haven't
imagined for years.

You, like few others,

have become an extraordinary
experiment, a textbook case.

You're one of the few,
a new breed of man,

a hybrid stronger than
your parent bodies.

As for us, let us say we are
happy to have served you.

J“ I've got a longing
way down in my heart

j“ for that old gang
that has drifted apart

j“ they were the best
pals that I ever had

j“ I never thought that
I'd want them so bad

j“ last night, I strolled
to that old neighborhood

j“ there on the corner,
I silently stood

j“ I felt so blue as
the crowd hurried by

j“ nobody knew how
I wanted to cry

j“ gee, I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

j“ I can't forget
that old quartet

j“ that sang sweet Adeline

j“ goodbye forever,
old fellows and gals

j“ goodbye forever, old
sweethearts and pals

j“ gee, I'd give
the world to see

j“ that old gang of mine

J“ when you're away from home
and in the pouring rain

j“ you've got the blues,
the beat, the band

j“ I'll tell you something,
drive away that frown

j“ just get the paper
from your own hometown

j“ it tells about the weather
and it tells about the crops

j“ all the gossip
in the barbershop

j“ and sometimes, they
print it upside-down

j“ old-fashioned paper
from your own hometown

j“ Oscar's children
have the measles

j“ Nathan green has got the gout

j“ Abe sprout has got religion
and he hasn't found it out

j“ and they've got
a brand new baby

j'at the home of hyland brown

j“ items on the paper
from your own hometown

well its getting along to
bedtime, guess I'll shut up

- Go ahead and look at
the rest of the house.

Leave my bathroom alone.

Get on out, you white boy.

Don't you remember?

That scar, you got
that in world war ii.

I remember.

- Oh.

- Boo.

- Oh, I didn't know
anyone lived here.

Isn't this house for sale?

- Sure is for sale.

- No, go on, get outta here.

It's not for sale.

- Sorry.

We'll go to a different
house, sorry, sorry.

- And you can get the
hell outta here too,

and I mean it, get
the hell outta here.

Gettin' cold in here.

- Wait a second.

Rose!

Rose!

What's the capital of Bolivia?

- I thought I told you to get
the hell outta my bathroom.

- What's the capital of Bolivia?

- I don't believe it.

It's me, it's Ernie!

- I don't believe it.

I just can't believe it.

It just can't be.

Ernie's a old man, and
you're a young man,

and Ernie is never coming back.

- Rose?

- I'm all right, I swear
to god, I'm all right.

I'm all right.

I'm all right.

I'm all right.

I'll be right back.

- Don't leave me.

I'm getting you medicine.

Route two, we're the only house.

Our next number is dedicated

to those of you waiting
for that certain someone.

Maybe this tune will
help pass the time.

J“ when you're blue and
things go wrong with you

j“ don't fight the feeling,
grin and bear it

j'and your dreams are
sure to come true

j“ when you're sad, just
make believe you're glad

j“ and all the world
will smile with you

j“ you, you, you, you, you

j“ you, you, you, you

j“ my wild

j“ Irish Rose

j“ the sweetest
flower that grows

j“ you may search everywhere,
but none can compare

j“ my Irish Rose

Hope you're all enjoying

our musical excursion
down memory Lane.

I apologize for the technical
problems we're having,

but these old recordings
don't last forever, you know?

Well, looks like
we're ready to go

with our next selection,
I'm forever blowing bubbles.

J“ I'm forever blowing bubbles

j“ pretty bubbles in the air

j“ they fly so high

- no, Ernie, I'm not dead.

I shoulda know you'd come back.

You're wise.

- What do you mean?

- You don't worry.

If you don't worry, you
have nothing to worry about,

isn't that true?

Right, Ernie?

J“ everywhere

- what is that quote?

The end of all our exploring

will be to know the
place for the first time.

J“ bubbles in the air

- You rest up, you're there now.

J“ fortune's always hiding

j“ I've looked everywhere

Rose, what is
the capital of Libya?

Rose, come on here, answer me.

Come on now here, mastermind.

Huh, you mean to tell
me you've forgotten it?

Can't you remember it?

Oh, by golly, I
got you this time.

I shoulda bet with
you on that one.

Huh, I'll be darned.

Here's our hare
krishna gone wrong.

J“ play it bright for me

j“ till we meet again

J“ there's a song in the land

r or the Lily

j“ each sweetheart has
heard with a sigh

j“ over high garden walls

j“ this sweet echo falls

j“ as the soldier boy
whispers goodbye

J“ smile the while

j“ you kiss me sad adieu

j“ when the clouds roll by

j“ I come to you

j“ then the skies

j“ will seem more blue

j“ down in lover's Lane

j“ my dearie

j“ wedding bells

j“ will ring so merrily

j“ every tear

j“ will be a memory

j“ so wait and pray

j“ each night for me

j“ till we meet

j'again

J“ wedding bells

j“ will ring so merrily

j“ every tear

j“ will be a memory

j“ so wait and pray

j“ each night for me

j“ till we meet

j'again

J“ I've got an old maid sister

j“ she's crazy over cats

j“ she wears her hair
just pasted down

j“ for she's afraid of rats

j“ she's got the
neighbors talking

j'and they don't
think she's right

j“ for you can hear
her calling cats

j'at any time of night

j“ go on, please

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

j“ here, puss

J“ come, puss

J“ just a little bit, that's enough of it

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

J“ that's the pussy cat rag

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

j“ here, puss

J“ come, puss

J“ just a little bit, that's enough of it

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

J“ that's the pussy cat rag

j“ right underneath my window

j'at 12 o'clock at night

j“ they either serenade the moon

j“ or else they'll start a fight

j“ out comes my old maid sister

j'and calls each one by name

j“ some day, she'll
lose her pussycat

j“ if she keeps up that
game, oh, sister

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

j“ here, puss

J“ come, puss

J“ just a little bit, that's enough of it

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

J“ that's the pussy cat rag

Listen, my goodness!

Sister, what is
that hideous noise?

Why, that's tiny,

my beautiful little Maltese cat.

Well, you'd better
call tiny into the house,

or I can see her finished!

Here's a tune with
a big bulldog!

Here, tiny, tiny, tiny!

Lay down there, what's
the matter with you, boy?

Oh, say, you horrid man,

why don't you call
your dog away?

I can't hold that dog, lady.

Can't nobody hold that dog.

The minute he see a cat,
it's simply impossible,

ain't it, Jerry?

Well, if you don't go away,

I'll call a policeman.

Say, lady, the cops
won't go near that dog.

Say, I can't hold
him no longer no how.

All right, then, let the dog go,

but you'll wish you hadn't.

You'll be sorry!

I gave you fair warning.

You gave me warning, eh?

You say that I'll be sorry?

Go on, Jerry, go for
that old Molly bruiser

and eat her up.

Go for him, tiny.

Say, lady, what kind of cat

did you say that was?

Why, he's nothing

but a little tame house cat.

Mm-mm, lady,
that ain't no tame cat.

That cat makes my poor
dog look like a monkey.

That's a wildcat!

R kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

j“ here, puss

J“ come, puss

J“ just a little bit, that's enough of it

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

r kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty, kitty

J“ that's the pussy cat rag

We've been sharing

some special moments
from the past.

If these weren't your favorites,

maybe you'll like
what we do next time.

I hope you'll join us then.

Until tomorrow, good evening.

Hi, my name is James plaster,

I played Ernie neuman in
the film you just saw.

Do you believe in reincarnation?

Well, I do.

J“ listen to the water mill

j'aii the live long day

j“ to the creaking of the wheel

j“ as it wears the hours away

j“ take this lesson to yourself

j“ keep it, hold it fast

j“ that the mill will never dry

j“ with the water that is past

j“ take another look at me

j“ take another chance with
the man you can't see

j“ I will be here today

j“ but tomorrow

j“ I don't know

j“ so, honey, it's time to look

j“ just one more look at me

j“ take another look at me