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[ Girl ] I JUST HOPE IT DOESN’T
CAUSE ANY PERMANENT DAMAGE.
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SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN HERE, ANYWAY ?
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[ Boy ]
A WHILE.
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[ Girl ]
YOU MISSED YOUR PROM ?
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[ Boy ]
YEAH.
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[ Boy Sighs ]
THE THING IS,
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WHEN I MADE THAT BET--
OOH ! OOH !
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[ TV: Boy Continues Talking ]
THERE HE IS.
THAT’S FREDDIE.
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- HE’S WEARING A TUX.
- HEY, WHAT’S UP ?
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[ Boy ]
I’M THAT WHOLE OTHER PERSON
INSIDE OF YOU.
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[ Girl ] I GUESS.
THERE’S A WHOLE OTHER PERSON
INSIDE OF BOTH OF US.
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[ TV: Conversation Continues ]
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[ Gasps, Chuckles ]
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SHH.
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[ Vibrator Buzzing ]
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- WOULD THE WHOLE OTHER PERSON
INSIDE OF YOU...
- [ Gasping, Groaning ]
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LIKE TO DANCE ?
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YES.
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- MORNING, SWEETIE !
[ Chuckling ]
- OH ! DADDY !
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE ?
- WHAT DID I COME IN HERE FOR ?
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- IT’S HER BIRTHDAY, DAD.
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SWEETIE !
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[ Vibrator
Continues Buzzing ]
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- [ Moaning ]
- WHAT’S THAT BUZZING SOUND ?
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I JUST...
NEED A MINUTE HERE.
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MAYBE THEY’RE STILL DOING
THAT CONSTRUCTION NEXT DOOR.
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- [ Old Man ]
WHERE’S MY LITTLE ANGEL ?
- [ Gasps ]
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- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HONEY.
- GRANDMA ? GRANDPA ?
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ROSCO !
[ Whines ]
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[ Moaning Intensifies ]
[ Vibrator
Continues Buzzing ]
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ROSCO, GO.
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- HELLO, JANEY !
- FATHER O’FLANNAGAN ?
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I BROUGHT SOME OF YOUR SPECIAL
FRIENDS DOWN FROM THE CENTER
TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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- [ Kids ]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANEY !
- OH. HI.
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- [ Whines ]
- OKAY, MAKE A WISH, DEAR.
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[ Continues Moaning ]
OH-- NO !
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- [ All Gasping ]
- [ Moaning, Shrieking ]
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[ Pop ]
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[ Continues Buzzing ]
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OH !
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♪♪ [ Rock ]
[ Man ]
LET’S BEGIN NOW.
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♪♪
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THIS IS NOT
YOUR TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL.
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SEE, HERE AT JOHN HUGHES
THERE ARE NO CLIQUES,
NO EXCLUSIVE SOCIAL GROUPS.
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YOU’RE ACCEPTED
FOR WHO YOU ARE,
NOT WHO YOU HANG OUT WITH.
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WE’RE GONNA DIVIDE THE TOUR
INTO SMALLER GROUPS SO YOU CAN
GET TO KNOW YOUR PEERS BETTER.
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LET’S GET ALL YOU BIG,
JOCKY GUYS OVER TO MY RIGHT
IN ONE GROUP,
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AND THEN GET YOU SLUTTY GIRLS
OVER HERE BY ME.
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HEY. HOW YOU DOIN’ ?
WELCOME.
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AND, UH, YOU LOSERS,
YOU GUYS SHOULD HANG OUT
IN THE BACK.
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- THAT CLEARLY INCLUDES YOU.
COME ON, GET BACK THERE.
- [ Nerd Whines ]
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TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THE KID
STANDING BESIDE YOU.
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- [ Murmuring ]
- HEY.
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THEY’RE GONNA BE
YOUR ONLY FRIENDS
FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
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OKAY, LET’S MOVE IT,
PEOPLE !
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[ Cheering ]
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YOU REALLY NEED
TO START DATING.
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I DON’T DATE.
YOU KNOW THAT.
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JANEY, YOU KNOW DAD’S RULE.
IF YOU DON’T HAVE SEX,
THEN I’M NOT ALLOWED TO.
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LOOK, MITCH, I DON’T CONFORM
TO TYPICAL HIGH SCHOOL NORMS.
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I READ SYLVIA PLATH,
I LISTEN TO BIKINI KILL
AND I EAT TOFU.
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I’M A UNIQUE REBEL.
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- SOUNDS MORE LIKE
YOU’RE A LESBO.
- [ Dad ] HEY, MITCH.
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- LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE.
- THANK YOU, DADDY.
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IF JANEY WANTS TO BE
A RUG MUNCHER,
THAT’S HER DECISION.
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WASPS, GET THAT T.D. !
OKAY, GO, FIGHT, WIN !
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- ALL RIGHT !
- OHH !
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- [ All Gasping ]
- [ Cheerleader ]
NICE COMBINATION, SUSIE !
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[ Crash ]
[ Onlookers Gasping,
Groaning ]
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OH ! WHOA !
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I’VE BEEN MEANING
TO GET THAT FIXED.
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LATER, DAD.
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HEY, UH, I MIGHT BE LATE
TO PICK YOU GUYS UP.
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- WHY ? DO YOU HAVE A JOB
INTERVIEW TODAY, DADDY ?
- NO, HONEY.
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I’LL PROBABLY JUST
BE WAY TOO DRUNK.
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THAT’S GOOD.
WE DON’T WANT YOU
DRINKING AND DRIVING.
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OH, I’LL BE DRIVING.
I’LL JUST BE TOO SHIT-FACED
TO REMEMBER TO PICK YOU GUYS UP.
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OKAY. BYE, DADDY.
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BYE, PUMPKIN HEAD.
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[ Boy ] OH, MY GOD !
[ Dad ]
GET OUT OF THE ROAD !
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[ Screaming ]
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OH, MY GOD !
IT’S JAKE !
[ Giggling ]
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HE’S SO FINE.
HI, STUD.
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HI, JAKE.
I LOVE WHAT HE DOES
WITH HIS EYEBROWS.
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OH, AND THOSE SIDEBURNS.
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OH, MY GOD, THERE’S JAKE.
HE’S SO POPULAR !
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OH.
[ Girl Squeals ]
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HI !
[ Girl ]
OH, MY GOD,
HE JUST LOOKED AT ME.
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[ Girl ]
HERE ! YOU CAN KEEP IT !
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[ Girl ]
HI, JAKE !
IT’S ALL WET !
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[ Sniffs ]
MELANIE.
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AAH !
OH, THOSE ARE MINE !
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[ Boy ]
HEY, JAKE.
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HEY, ARTHUR.
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HE-E-E-E-ERE’S RICKY !
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HEY, RICKY.
WHAT’D YOU DO THIS WEEKEND ?
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WELL, UH, FRIDAY NIGHT
I STOOD OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW
IN THE POURING RAIN,
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SCREAMING YOUR NAME
FOR SEVERAL HOURS.
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AND THEN I SPENT ALL
OF SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
MAKING YOU THIS GREAT...
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"JANEY, I’VE BEEN
DESPERATELY TRYING
TO TELL YOU THAT I’M...
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MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU"...
MIX TAPE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
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A MIX TAPE ?
OH, THAT’S SO SWEET, RICKY.
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SEE YOU IN ENGLISH.
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[ Affected Asian Accent ]
CATCH YOU GUY LATER.
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WHAT HAPPENIN’ ?
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DAMN, SHORTY.
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DAWG IS PRETENDIN’
TO BE ASIAN AND SHIT.
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THAT CRACKER IS WHITE.
CAN’T HE SEE DAT, YO ?
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SO, DID YOU GUYS GET
ANY ACTION THIS WEEKEND ?
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I-I VISIT GRANDFATHER.
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I PLAYED TETHERBALL
WITH MY SISTERS.
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JESUS, WE’RE PATHETIC !
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HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA
LOSE OUR VIRGINITY
BY GRADUATION ?
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UH, MITCH,
WE’RE FRESHMEN.
WHAT’S WITH THE ATTITUDE ?
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IT NOT EASY
TO GET LUCKY HERE.
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GIRLS ARE SENSITIVE, MAN.
THEY’RE NOT LOOKING FOR SEX.
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THEY’RE LOOKING FOR LOVE.
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[ Girl Moans ]
LOVE ME ! OHH ! HARDER !
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AMANDA BECKER.
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[ Mitch ]
SHE IS SO PERFECT.
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KEEP DREAMING.
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WHAT’S UP, REGGIE RAY ?
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MAN, I CANNOT WAIT TILL
FRIDAY NIGHT’S GAME, Y’ALL.
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WHAT ABOUT YOUR HEAD ?
DOCTOR SAID YOU HAD A BLOOD CLOT
THE SIZE OF A GRAPEFRUIT.
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FIVE MORE CONCUSSIONS,
AND YOU’LL DIE.
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT EASY.
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DON’T LISTEN TO HIM,
REGGIE RAY.
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AUSTIN.
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MR. NOT FIRST STRING
ANYMORE...
[ Groans ]
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ISN’T FIRST STRING ANYMORE.
[ Chuckling ]
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BESIDES, WE ALL KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME
JAKE HERE WAS CALLING THE PLAYS.
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[ P.A. Announcer ]
AND NOW NUMBER FOUR,
[ Crowd Cheering ]
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OUR HOMETOWN HERO,
FIRST-STRING QUARTERBACK
JAKE WYLER !
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HEY, MALIK, WOULD YOU
HOLD THESE BOOKS HERE
FOR A MINUTE ?
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SURE. WHY NOT ?
I AM THE TOKEN
BLACK GUY.
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I’M JUST SUPPOSED TO SMILE,
STAY OUT OF THE CONVERSATION
AND SAY THINGS LIKE...
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"DAMN ! SHIT !"...
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AND "THAT IS WHACK !"
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[ Groans ]
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[ Austin ]
WHAT’S SHE DOIN’ HERE ?
SHE GRADUATED FOUR YEARS AGO.
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[ Squeaks ]
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- HI, JAKE.
- CATHERINE.
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CAN I ASK YOU
A QUESTION ?
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WHY IS IT EVERY TIME
I TELL A GUY THEY CAN
PUT IT WHEREVER THEY WANT,
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THEY ALWAYS STICK IT
IN MY ASS ?
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- DAMN !
- THAT’S JUST WAY TOO MUCH
INFORMATION FOR ME, CATHERINE.
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OH, NO. JAKE.
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00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:04,709
WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION
WOULD BE TELLING YOU
THAT AFTER THEY’RE DONE...
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I ALWAYS TAKE A HUGE DUMP.
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- SHIT !
- OH !
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[ Moans ]
ON THEIR CHEST.
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OH, THAT IS WHACK !
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♪ AI-HOO, AI-HOO
AI-HOO, AI-HOO ♪
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♪ AI-HOO, AI-HOO
AI-HOO, AI-HOO ♪
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♪ AI-HOO, AI-HOO
AI-HOO, AI-HOO ♪♪
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PRISCILLA.
THERE YOU ARE.
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JAKE, I NEED SOME
T-TO-THE-FOURTH-POWER-Y.
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- HUH ?
- SOME TIME TO TALK TO YOU.
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- OH.
- GOD !
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IT MADE SENSE TO ME,
PRISCILLA.
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[ Clears Throat ]
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[ Squeaks ]
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YOU’RE LEAVING ME
FOR THIS GUY ?
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I’M SORRY, JAKE,
BUT WE MET OVER SPRING BREAK.
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I’M NOT ORDINARY.
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YOU’RE LEAVING ME
FOR THIS GUY ?
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HIS NAME IS LES,
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00:10:07,917 --> 00:10:11,542
AND HE’S
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
I’VE EVER SEEN.
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[ Clears Throat ]
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00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,291
AND SO IS HIS BAG.
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00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:21,375
♪♪ [ Power Pop ]
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♪♪
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♪ THAT GIRL
THINKS SHE’S THE QUEEN
OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
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- ♪ SHE’S GOT
THE HOTTEST GUY IN TOWN ♪
- [ Growling ]
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♪ THAT GIRL, SHE HOLDS
HER HEAD UP SO HIGH ♪
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♪ I THINK I WANNA BE
HER BEST FRIEND, YEAH ♪
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♪ REBEL GIRL
REBEL GIRL ♪
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♪ YOU’RE THE QUEEN OF MY WORLD ♪
[ Woman On P.A. ] JANEY BRIGGS,
PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE.
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♪ REBEL GIRL, REBEL GIRL ♪♪
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I KNOW THAT BEING
A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT
CAN BE A LITTLE SCARY,
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ADJUSTING TO A NEW SCHOOL
AND A NEW COUNTRY,
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00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:04,834
BUT I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO FIND
THAT THE STUDENTS HERE ARE
VERY ACCEPTING OF WHO YOU ARE.
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[ European Accent ]
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WELL, YOU CERTAINLY HAVE
A SUNNY DISPOSITION.
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YOU’VE GOT YOUR
CLASS SCHEDULE ?
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WELL, ISN’T THAT WONDERFUL.
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OH, JANEY, COME IN.
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JANEY, THIS IS AREOLA,
OUR NEW FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENT.
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AREOLA, THIS IS JANEY.
SHE IS GONNA SHOW YOU
TO YOUR FIRST CLASS.
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HI.
[ Chuckles ]
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I LIKE YOUR BACKPACK.
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HEY, DUDE,
I HEARD THERE’S SOME
UNDERCOVER REPORTER...
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POSING AS
A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT.
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DUDE, NO WAY, DUDE !
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UH, DO EITHER OF YOU
KNOW WHERE MR. KELLER’S
ENGLISH CLASS IS ?
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DOWN THE HALL
ON YOUR LEFT.
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SWEET, DUDE.
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[ Austin ]
FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME I SAID,
"SWALLOW THAT THING !"
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[ All Laughing ]
RIGHT ?
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00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,375
OH.
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HOW COULD PRISCILLA
DUMP ME, JAKE WYLER ?
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I MEAN, WHO THE HELL
DOES SHE THINK SHE IS ?
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I GOT TWO WORDS
FOR YOU, JAKE:
PROM QUEEN... MATERIAL.
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AUSTIN,
SHE’S AN ILLUSION.
OKAY ?
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YOU TAKE AWAY
THE MAKEUP, THE CLOTHES,
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THE WAY SHE WEARS HER HAIR,
THE SMELL OF HER PERFUME,
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THAT CUTE LITTLE FACE
SHE MAKES WHEN
SHE’S TONGUING MY BALLS.
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[ Both Sigh ]
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LOOK, SHE’S TOTALLY
REPLACEABLE, OKAY ?
208
00:12:44,709 --> 00:12:48,083
GIVEN THE RIGHT LOOK
AND THE RIGHT BOYFRIEND,
209
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:50,291
ANY GIRL CAN BE
THIS YEAR’S PROM QUEEN.
210
00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,125
I SMELL A BET.
211
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:56,291
OKAY, JAKEY-JAKEY,
’BOUT TO MAKE A BIG MISTAKEY--
212
00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,291
HERE’S THE WAGER.
213
00:12:58,291 --> 00:13:00,667
I’M GONNA PICK
THE MOST HOPELESS GIRL
AT THIS SCHOOL,
214
00:13:00,667 --> 00:13:03,750
AND I’M GONNA BET
THAT YOU CAN’T TURN HER
INTO PROM QUEEN.
215
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,333
YOU’RE ON, AUSTIN.
OOH.
216
00:13:06,333 --> 00:13:08,500
AND I’LL BET YOU
THAT YOU LOSE THAT BET,
217
00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:11,834
BUT IN DOING SO YOU’LL LEARN
A MUCH MORE VALUABLE LESSON
AND WIN.
218
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,792
IN LIFE, THAT IS.
219
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:16,291
HUH.
YOU’RE BOTH ON.
HMM.
220
00:13:16,291 --> 00:13:20,667
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET’S FIND YOU
A PROM QUEEN,
221
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:23,333
MR. LET’S FIND ME
A PROM QUEEN.
222
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,291
WHAT ABOUT HER ?
[ Moans ]
223
00:13:25,291 --> 00:13:27,709
SO BABY’S
GOT A LITTLE BACK.
HUNCH, THAT IS.
224
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:30,917
NAH, WAY TOO EASY.
OKAY.
225
00:13:30,917 --> 00:13:33,291
♪ I HAVE NO PIGMENT ♪
226
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:35,166
ANY GIRL WITH A GUITAR
IS HOT.
227
00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,000
♪ I NEED SUNSCREEN ♪♪
228
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,417
GRANTED, SHE’S A HIPPIE ALBINO.
SHE COULD STILL BE PROM QUEEN.
229
00:13:40,417 --> 00:13:42,750
OKAY, UH, WHAT ABOUT
THE FRATELLI SISTERS ?
230
00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:45,583
[ Austin ]
THEY’RE SLIGHTLY DISFIGURED
AND CONNECTED AT THE HEAD.
231
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,625
HI, JAKE.
HI, JAKE.
232
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:50,625
BUT COMBINED,
THOSE TWO MAKE UP
ONE PRETTY DECENT CHICK.
233
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:53,000
YEAH, I’D DO HER.
I KNOW YOU WOULD,
REGGIE RAY.
234
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,208
BUT NO,
I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY
WHO’S REALLY MESSED UP.
235
00:13:56,208 --> 00:13:59,291
I’M TALKING ABOUT
A REAL SHIT BOMB.
236
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,500
OH. WELL.
237
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,083
[ Austin ]
BOMBS AWAY !
238
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:09,041
OHH !
[ Imitates
Explosion ]
239
00:14:09,041 --> 00:14:12,208
NO, NO, NO, ANYONE BUT HER !
NOT JANEY BRIGGS !
240
00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:16,041
GUYS, SHE’S GOT GLASSES
AND A PONYTAIL !
241
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:19,041
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
SHE’S GOT PAINT
ON HER OVERALLS.
242
00:14:19,041 --> 00:14:21,917
GUYS, THERE’S NO WAY
SHE COULD BE PROM QUEEN.
243
00:14:23,041 --> 00:14:24,917
DAMN, THAT SHIT’S WHACK.
244
00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,750
[ Boy ]
AIM FOR THE HEAD !
245
00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:30,917
[ Girl ]
MAKE IT BLEED !
[ All Shouting ]
246
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:45,959
CAN YOU IMAGINE
WHAT THEY’RE DOING
IN THERE ?
247
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:47,959
HORRY COW !
248
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:51,125
GUYS-- OHH !
GET YOUR HEADS
OUT OF THE GUTTER.
249
00:14:51,125 --> 00:14:53,125
IT’S JUST
A GIRL’S LOCKER ROOM.
250
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:56,125
I’M SURE
IT’S NO SEXIER IN THERE
THAN IT IS IN HERE.
251
00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:59,917
[ Girl ]
HEY, MOLLY, CAN YOU HELP ME
TAKE OFF MY PANTIES ?
252
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:03,375
[ Molly ] HOLD ON, KRISTI.
I’VE GOT LOTION
ALL OVER MY HANDS.
253
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,125
[ Kristi ]
THAT’S OKAY.
YOU CAN JUST USE YOUR MOUTH.
254
00:15:14,709 --> 00:15:16,417
THANK YOU, MISS PETERS.
255
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:19,417
SO, WHO ELSE WOULD LIKE
TO SHARE THEIR POEM...
256
00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:22,250
WITH THE REST
OF THE CLASS ?
257
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,166
[ Stammering ]
258
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:27,000
MR. KELLER.
OVER HERE. RIGHT HERE.
OVER HERE. RIGHT HERE.
259
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,917
PLEASE.
ANYONE ?
260
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:31,291
MR. KELLER, PLEASE PICK ME.
I’M THE ONE.
261
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:34,250
YES... RICKY.
262
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:42,750
[ Clearing Throat,
Sniffs ]
263
00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:47,750
"TEN THINGS I LOVE ABOUT JANEY,"
BY RICKY LIPMAN.
[ Boy ] OH, NOT AGAIN !
264
00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:54,041
"I LOVE IT WHEN JANEY TALKS.
I LOVE IT WHEN JANEY WALKS .
265
00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,583
"I LOVE IT
WHEN JANEY DRINKS.
266
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,041
"I LOVE IT
WHEN JANEY BLINKS.
267
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:02,291
"I LOVE IT
WHEN JANEY SAYS HI.
268
00:16:02,291 --> 00:16:05,083
"I LOVE IT WHEN JANEY SAYS,
’SEE YA IN ENGLISH !’
269
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:12,041
"I LOVE FOLLOWING JANEY
TO THE MALL.
270
00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:18,166
"AND I LOVE...
271
00:16:18,166 --> 00:16:22,792
"COLLECTING STRANDS
OF JANEY’S HAIR AND...
272
00:16:22,792 --> 00:16:25,792
"ROLLING THEM UP
INTO LITTLE JANEY...
273
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,250
"H-H-HAIRBALLS...
274
00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,417
WITH--"
275
00:16:30,417 --> 00:16:33,041
[ Sobbing, Whimpering ]
276
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:37,625
[ Continues Whimpering ]
277
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,625
THANK YOU, RICKY,
278
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,917
FOR THAT INTERESTING POEM.
279
00:16:44,917 --> 00:16:47,041
[ Girls Giggling ]
280
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:50,417
I’M NOT SURE
WE SHOULD BE DOING THIS.
QUIET. I THINK I HEAR ’EM.
281
00:16:50,417 --> 00:16:54,041
[ Kristi ] I CAN’T BELIEVE
WE JUST DID ALL THAT STUFF
TO EACH OTHER, MOLLY.
282
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:57,291
[ Molly ]
IT WAS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME
KIND OF EXPERIENCE, KRISTI,
283
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,291
THAT WILL NEVER,
EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
284
00:16:59,291 --> 00:17:02,917
[ Mitch ]
SHIT, WE MISSED IT.
LET’S KEEP GOING.
285
00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:06,000
HEY, I FOUND
A BUFFALO NICKEL !
286
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000
♪♪ [ Humming ]
287
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,792
HMM.
[ Giggling ]
288
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:13,458
JACKPOT !
289
00:17:13,458 --> 00:17:17,041
MITCH, GIRL GO PEE-PEE
NOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SEE-SEE.
290
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:21,083
- I AGREE-GREE.
- WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE TRY
AND BE A LITTLE OPEN-MINDED ?
291
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:25,208
CLASS,
LET’S OPEN OUR BOOKS...
292
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:28,333
AND CONTINUE
WITH OUR POETRY LESSON.
293
00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:31,875
[ Boy ]
KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT POETRY?
[ Blows Raspberry ]
294
00:17:33,667 --> 00:17:37,291
OH, WAS-- WAS THAT AMUSING ?
[ Chuckles ]
295
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:41,041
IS THAT WHAT YOUR GENERATION
CONSIDERS... HUMOR ?
296
00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:43,458
♪♪ [ Humming ]
297
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:51,959
[ Urinating ]
THIS MAKE ME
KIND OF HAPPY IN PANTS.
298
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,000
[ Farts ]
MMM !
299
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,750
[ Juicy Flatulence
Continues ]
300
00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:01,250
- GOODNESS !
- THAT MAKE ME
KIND OF SAD IN PANTS.
301
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,375
[ Flatulence Continues ]
[ Gags ]
BLEAAH !
302
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,917
SHAKESPEARE. MOLIERE.
303
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:09,250
OSCAR WILDE.
304
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,291
THESE WERE HUMORISTS.
305
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,500
[ Diarrheic Farting ]
[ Groaning ]
306
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,250
I THINK
I’M GONNA BE SICK.
307
00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,291
THE SUBLIME,
POETIC GENIUS...
308
00:18:17,291 --> 00:18:20,083
OF A CLEVER TURN OF PHRASE.
309
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:22,041
THAT IS TRUE COMEDY.
310
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,208
[ Flatulence Continues ]
OH !
HEAVENS TO BETSY.
311
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,166
- OHH.
- [ Creaks ]
312
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:31,834
YOUR MODERN-DAY, MORONIC,
FEEBLE-MINDED, SOPHOMORIC
EXCUSE FOR WIT...
313
00:18:31,834 --> 00:18:34,333
- [ Flatulence Continues ]
- [ Gagging, Groaning ]
314
00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:37,375
IS MERELY
A PARADE OF NASTY,
315
00:18:37,375 --> 00:18:39,542
- OHH !
- FILTHY, VULGAR...
316
00:18:39,542 --> 00:18:41,625
[ All Screaming ]
317
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,500
HUMAN EXCREMENT !
318
00:18:47,834 --> 00:18:49,834
[ Groaning, Yelling ]
319
00:18:53,083 --> 00:18:55,583
[ Groaning, Coughing ]
320
00:18:55,583 --> 00:18:57,542
[ Farts ]
321
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,750
EXCUSE ME.
OHH !
322
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,542
HEY, JANEY.
WHAT’S UP ?
EXCUSE ME ?
323
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:19,542
LISTEN, YOU EVER WONDER WHAT
IT WOULD BE LIKE TO BE THE MOST
POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL ?
324
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,500
YOU MEAN ANOREXIC,
SUPERFICIAL, A BITCH,
325
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,917
A WHORE WHO LACKS
ANY REAL LONG-TERM GOALS ?
326
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,333
EXACTLY.
327
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:30,625
SO, IF YOU’RE INTERESTED
I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD
GO OUT SOME TIME,
328
00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,667
BE SEEN IN PUBLIC TOGETHER.
329
00:19:32,667 --> 00:19:35,208
YOU HAVEN’T SPOKEN TO ME
IN FOUR YEARS, JAKE.
330
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,500
ACTUALLY,
IT’S MORE LIKE SIX.
331
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,583
THE TIME YOU’RE REFERRING TO,
WHEN WE WERE STANDING IN LINE
IN THAT MOVIE THEATER,
332
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,500
I WAS ACTUALLY SAYING "HEY"
TO THE PERSON RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
333
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,083
OKAY, WE’RE DOWN
A CHEERLEADER...
334
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:56,166
FOR FRIDAY NIGHT’S
STATE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME
AGAINST NORTH COMPTON,
335
00:19:56,166 --> 00:19:58,792
AND THAT SQUAD ALWAYS
TRIES TO BRING IT.
336
00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:01,333
BRING WHAT, PRISCILLA ?
BRING IT.
337
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,000
RIGHT, BUT WHAT IS "IT" ?
338
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,583
IT’S JUST WHAT THEY BRING.
OKAY ?
339
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,959
NEW GIRL.
340
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:23,000
HI, I’M SANDY SUE,
341
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,750
AND I JUST WANNA SAY
THAT IT IS SIMPLY SWELL
TO MEET ALL OF YOU.
342
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,917
PEACHY. I ASSUME
YOU BROUGHT A ROUTINE.
343
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,458
OH, YOU BETCHA.
344
00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:36,125
GIVE ME AN "H,"
GIVE ME A "U," GIVE ME A--
345
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,000
GIANT PUSSY LICKING
ASS FUCKER COCK SHIT !
346
00:20:43,417 --> 00:20:46,417
I’M SORRY.
UM, THAT WAS MY TOURETTE’S.
347
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,250
[ Mutters ]
I DON’T KNOW
ABOUT HER.
348
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,083
OKAY, LET’S GET
ONE THING STRAIGHT.
349
00:20:53,083 --> 00:20:55,250
THIS IS NOT
A "CHEER-OCRACY."
350
00:20:55,250 --> 00:20:58,709
I AM THE "CHEER-TATOR,"
I MAKE THE "CHEER-CISIONS"
AROUND HERE,
351
00:20:58,709 --> 00:21:01,083
AND I WILL DEAL WITH
THE "CHEER-ONSEQUENCES."
352
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:06,000
NOW, IF THERE ARE
NO MORE "CHEER-UPTIONS,"
WE CAN "CHEER-TINUE."
353
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,250
[ Whispers ]
THANK YOU.
354
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,792
GRANDPA STUCK HIS FINGER
UP MY ASS ! COME-FACE !
[ Grunts ]
355
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,709
SHE’LL "CHEER-DO."
OKAY.
356
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,083
- [ Whistle Blows ]
- [ Coach ]
GODDAMN IT, LET’S GO NOW !
357
00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:24,041
THIRTY-TWO CRAWL !
358
00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,625
GODDAMN IT, LET’S SHOW
SOME GODDAMN HUSTLE !
359
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,250
[ Boy ] LET’S GO !
[ Coach ]
LOOK ALIVE OUT THERE !
360
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:31,625
THIS ISN’T A GODDAMN TRYOUT,
YOU KNOW, GODDAMN IT !
361
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,250
BLUE 21 !
BLUE 21 ! HUT !
362
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:38,417
WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON ?
GODDAMN IT, NOBODY’S COVERING
THAT HOLE OUT THERE !
363
00:21:38,417 --> 00:21:41,458
GODDAMN IT, LET’S DO IT AGAIN !
COME ON !
364
00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:45,959
[ Crowd Cheering, Chanting ]
MARTY ! MARTY ! MARTY !
365
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,959
ALL RIGHT, MARTY !
HUH ?
366
00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,959
[ Grunting ]
367
00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:52,500
GET YOUR STUMPY LITTLE ASS
IN THERE.
368
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,542
ARE YOU SURE, COACH ?
JUST GO, GODDAMN IT !
369
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,500
WYLER, WE GOT
THIS GODDAMN GAME WRAPPED UP.
370
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:01,500
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS RUN OUT THE CLOCK.
371
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:04,500
[ Crowd Continues Chanting ]
MARTY ! MARTY ! MARTY !
372
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,375
AND FOR GOD’S SAKE,
DON’T TRY ANYTHING FANCY,
GODDAMN IT !
373
00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:15,291
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN TO ME, BOYS.
WE GOT TIME FOR ONE MORE PLAY.
374
00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,083
[ Chuckling ]
375
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,959
- I SAY WE GIVE
THE BALL TO MARTY.
- HUH ?
376
00:22:18,959 --> 00:22:20,750
- DAMN !
- THAT’S OKAY.
377
00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,000
I’M JUST HAPPY
BEING ON THE FIELD.
378
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,041
BUT, JAKE, COACH RECKONED
WE OUGHTA JUST TAKE A KNEE.
WE’RE UP 42-NOTHIN’.
379
00:22:27,542 --> 00:22:30,792
WELL, I DON’T CARE
WHAT COACH "RECKONS."
380
00:22:30,792 --> 00:22:36,375
YOU CAN’T GO THROUGH LIFE BEING
SCARED, MARTY, ’CAUSE IF YOU DO
YOU’LL ALWAYS WONDER, WHAT IF ?
381
00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:42,083
BUT IF YOU GO OUT THERE
AND YOU GIVE IT YOUR ALL,
THAT’S HEROIC.
382
00:22:44,959 --> 00:22:47,375
REALLY, GUYS,
I APPRECIATE THIS, BUT--
383
00:22:47,375 --> 00:22:49,875
THAT’S THE SPIRIT !
READY ?
[ All ] HUT !
384
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:52,250
[ Crowd Cheering ]
385
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:57,583
HEY, WHAT YOU DOIN’, MAN ?
GET OUTTA HERE !
386
00:22:57,583 --> 00:22:59,583
NOT HERE, MARTY.
DOWN THERE.
387
00:22:59,583 --> 00:23:01,583
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT ?
388
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,542
SCREW, MAN !
OVER HERE !
389
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:04,917
OVER HERE ?
390
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:09,542
- [ Girl ]
WE LOVE YOU, MARTY !
- SET ! HUT !
391
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:12,375
♪ I DON’T WANNA BE A LOSER ♪
392
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:17,750
♪ NO, I DON’T WANNA BE
AN ALMOST-WAS ♪
393
00:23:17,750 --> 00:23:20,458
♪ I DON’T WANNA BE
A WHITE TRASH
WORKING-CLASS CHUMP ♪
394
00:23:20,458 --> 00:23:23,333
- NO ! NO !
- ♪ I DON’T WANNA BE
A LOSER ANYMORE ♪
395
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:26,208
- NO, DON’T THROW IT TO ME !
- ♪ I WANNA BE A ROCK STAR ♪♪
396
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:33,542
NO !
397
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,917
[ Groans, Gasps ]
398
00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:44,625
YES ! GO !
399
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,500
[ Gasps ]
[ Crowd Gasping,
Murmuring ]
400
00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:51,709
OW !
[ Gasping,
Murmuring Continue ]
401
00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,709
[ Boy ]
NICE HANDS, MARTY !
402
00:23:55,709 --> 00:23:57,709
I DID IT !
[ Whistle Blows ]
403
00:23:57,709 --> 00:24:00,166
I’M A HERO !
WALK IT OFF,
MARTY !
404
00:24:00,166 --> 00:24:02,375
[ Whistle Blows ]
ALL RIGHT,
GODDAMN IT !
405
00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:05,000
LET’S HIT THE SHOWERS,
GODDAMN IT !
406
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,041
[ Shouting, Talking ]
YOU BUNCH OF
CANDY-ASSES !
407
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:11,291
THAT WAS A LOUSY PRACTICE !
WE’RE GONNA GET
OUR ASSES KICKED FRIDAY !
408
00:24:11,291 --> 00:24:13,291
COACH, WHAT ABOUT
FOURTH STRING ?
409
00:24:13,291 --> 00:24:15,291
I DIDN’T EVEN
GET TO PRACTICE.
410
00:24:15,291 --> 00:24:19,083
WYLER, AFTER ALL
THE GODDAMN SHENANIGANS
YOU PULLED LAST SEASON,
411
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:23,458
YOU SHOULD BE THANKING GOD
YOU’RE STILL IN GODDAMN UNIFORM,
GODDAMN IT !
412
00:24:24,917 --> 00:24:26,750
[ Groans, Coughs ]
413
00:24:47,542 --> 00:24:52,458
IF MY PARENTS FIND OUT I GOT
DETENTION, THEY’RE NOT GONNA
LET ME EAT DESSERT FOR A WEEK.
414
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,709
WE HAVE DISGRACED OURSELVES
AND OUR FAMILIES.
415
00:24:54,709 --> 00:24:59,208
GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
I’M SENSING THE MORALE’S
A LITTLE LOW HERE.
416
00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:03,417
I SAY WE MAKE A PACT
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
417
00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:06,792
BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR,
WE ALL GET LAID !
418
00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:09,333
MITCH, WE ALWAYS
MAKE THAT PACT.
419
00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:12,417
BUT WE’VE BEEN WAITING
FOR THIS MOMENT
SINCE WE HIT PUBERTY.
420
00:25:12,417 --> 00:25:15,959
- THAT WAS
TWO AND A HALF WEEKS AGO.
- I JUST GOT FIRST HAIR ON BALL.
421
00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:19,125
GUYS, I DON’T THINK
YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT I’M SAYING.
422
00:25:19,125 --> 00:25:23,041
I’M TALKING ABOUT
BECOMING THE MASTERS
OF OUR SEXUAL DESTINY.
423
00:25:23,041 --> 00:25:27,041
NO LONGER WILL OUR PENISES
REMAIN FLACCID AND UNUSED.
424
00:25:27,041 --> 00:25:29,750
NO LONGER WE STEAL
GRANDFATHER’S PORN !
425
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:34,000
YEAH, NO LONGER WILL WE
WEAR BLINDFOLDS WHEN WE’RE
JERKING EACH OTHER OFF !
426
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,583
[ Man ]
ALL RIGHT, THAT’S IT !
427
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:42,083
WHAT IN GOD’S NAME’S
GOING ON IN HERE ?
428
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:45,458
WHAT WAS
THAT RUCKUS ?
I NO HEAR RUCKUS.
429
00:25:45,458 --> 00:25:49,834
- I WAS JUST IN MY OFFICE.
I HEARD A RUCKUS.
- CAN YOU DESCRIBE THIS RUCKUS ?
430
00:25:49,834 --> 00:25:52,792
OH, YOU’D BETTER
WATCH YOUR TONGUE, YOUNG MAN.
YOU’D BETTER WATCH IT !
431
00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:56,291
- WE WERE JUST SITTING HERE
LIKE WE WERE SUPPOSED TO.
- I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT.
432
00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:58,291
YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF
ANOTHER DETENTION.
433
00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:01,208
- BUT THAT’S NOT FAIR.
- CRY ME A RIVER, DICK-FACE.
434
00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:04,250
- YOU JUST BOUGHT ANOTHER ONE.
- [ Mutters ]
EAT MY SHORTS.
435
00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:06,583
WHAT WAS THAT ?
436
00:26:06,583 --> 00:26:09,583
EAT.. MY... SHORTS.
437
00:26:09,583 --> 00:26:12,583
- DON’T MESS WITH THE BULL.
YOU’LL GET THE HORNS.
- I’M SHAKING.
438
00:26:12,583 --> 00:26:14,417
- YOU JUST GOT ANOTHER.
- GOOD.
439
00:26:14,417 --> 00:26:17,250
- YOU THROUGH ?
- NOT EVEN CLOSE, BUD.
440
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:19,583
- YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE ?
- YES.
441
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:21,417
YOU GOT IT !
GOOD.
442
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,625
- THAT’S ANOTHER ONE.
YOU HAD ENOUGH YET ?
- NO.
443
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:25,125
- THAT’S ANOTHER ONE.
- SO ?
444
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,208
- JUST SAY THE WORD,
I’LL KEEP GOING.
- GO !
445
00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,625
- EENIE-MEENIE-MINIE--
- MOE !
446
00:26:29,625 --> 00:26:31,041
- YOUR MOTHER WAS A--
- HO !
447
00:26:31,041 --> 00:26:32,959
- HE WAS A FAMOUS CLOWN.
- BOBO !
448
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,417
MITCH, CUT IT OUT !
449
00:26:35,417 --> 00:26:38,333
- [ Mouths Word ]
- THAT’S ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU.
450
00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,208
BUT I WAS
JUST TELLING HIM--
THAT’S ANOTHER ONE.
451
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:44,083
- SO THAT MAKE ONE MORE
FOR OX OR FOR MITCH ?
- ANOTHER.
452
00:26:44,083 --> 00:26:47,041
- I CONFUSED.
- SHUT YOUR HOLE, WANG CHUNG.
453
00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:51,166
I GOT ALL THREE OF YOU FOR THE
REST OF YOUR NATURAL-BORN LIVES.
YOU’RE MINE.
454
00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:53,667
THE NEXT TIME I COME IN HERE,
I’M CRACKIN’ SKULLS.
455
00:26:53,667 --> 00:26:56,083
♪♪
456
00:26:56,083 --> 00:26:59,458
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
457
00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:02,792
♪ OOOH-OOH-OOH-OOH ♪♪
458
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:13,583
[ Sighs ] OH, GOD, DAD.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU ?
I’M NOT GOING TO PRINCETON.
459
00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:15,625
LISTEN,
I’M NOT PRESSURING YOU, SON.
460
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,792
ALL I’M SAYING IS,
GIVE IT FOUR YEARS.
461
00:27:17,792 --> 00:27:21,333
IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT,
THERE’S ALWAYS A JOB
WAITING FOR YOU AT MY FIRM.
462
00:27:21,333 --> 00:27:24,291
I DON’T WANT YOUR LIFE.
463
00:27:24,291 --> 00:27:28,834
THAT’S OKAY, SON.
I HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN YOU AND PRISCILLA.
464
00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:32,542
THE GOOD NEWS IS,
I’VE GOT THE PERFECT
REBOUND GIRL FOR YOU.
465
00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:35,000
REALLY ?
466
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,417
BEVERLY.
COULD YOU COME IN HERE ?
467
00:27:44,583 --> 00:27:47,458
- DAD, THAT’S MOM.
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIDDO ?
468
00:27:49,166 --> 00:27:51,583
I’M JUST GONNA
LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
469
00:27:54,417 --> 00:27:56,375
MAKE ME PROUD, SON.
470
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,041
[ TV: Man ]
SO, YOU IN LOVE ?
471
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:04,750
- YEAH, I THINK I AM.
- WELL, WHO IS THIS GUY ?
472
00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:09,709
HIS NAME IS BLANE.
HE’S A SENIOR.
HE’S SO BEAUTIFUL.
473
00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:12,291
UM, HE’S A RICHIE.
474
00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:14,375
[ TV: Man ]
A WHAT-IE ?
475
00:28:14,375 --> 00:28:17,750
[ TV: Girl ]
RICHIE.
JANEY ?
SWEETHEART ?
476
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,917
[ TV Continues,
Faint ]
HI, DADDY.
477
00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:25,458
IS SOMETHING WRONG ?
YOU WERE AWFULLY QUIET
AT DINNER TONIGHT.
478
00:28:25,458 --> 00:28:27,959
DADDY, YOU WERE PASSED OUT
ON THE TABLE.
479
00:28:27,959 --> 00:28:30,458
[ Chuckles ]
480
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:35,875
LISTEN, HONEY,
481
00:28:35,875 --> 00:28:40,375
I MAY NOT ALWAYS BE
COHERENT OR CONSCIOUS,
482
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:43,583
BUT I KNOW
WHEN MY LITTLE GIRL’S
GOT SOMETHING ON HER MIND.
483
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,542
WELL, THERE IS
THIS POPULAR BOY JAKE.
484
00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:51,417
OH, SWEETIE.
485
00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:55,333
JAKE KNOCKED YOU UP,
DIDN’T HE ?
486
00:28:55,333 --> 00:28:58,041
NO, HE ASKED ME OUT.
487
00:28:58,041 --> 00:29:00,667
OH.
WELL, DO YOU LIKE HIM ?
488
00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:03,000
ARE YOU
ATTRACTED TO HIM ?
489
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,041
I MEAN, WOULD YOU
GIVE HIM HEAD ?
490
00:29:06,041 --> 00:29:07,875
WELL,
HE IS KINDA CUTE, BUT...
491
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:11,417
HE’S ALWAYS BEEN
A TOTAL JERK.
492
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:14,417
IT’S JUST SO WEIRD
THAT HE WOULD START
TALKING TO ME NOW.
493
00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:17,375
ESPECIALLY AFTER
YOU’VE PACKED ON
A COUPLE OF POUNDS.
494
00:29:17,375 --> 00:29:20,375
[ Chuckling ]
[ Uncomfortable Chuckle ]
495
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:24,333
UM, W-WHAT DO YOU THINK
I SHOULD DO ?
496
00:29:24,333 --> 00:29:26,917
[ Sighs ]
LOOK, SWEETIE,
497
00:29:26,917 --> 00:29:31,792
I WOULD NEVER, EVER
WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING THAT
COMPROMISES WHO YOU ARE,
498
00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:35,333
BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY,
VERY SPECIAL TO ME.
499
00:29:35,333 --> 00:29:39,458
AND IF THIS JAKE CHARACTER
IS ONLY ASKING YOU OUT
TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS,
500
00:29:39,458 --> 00:29:41,333
WELL, THEN I’D SAY...
501
00:29:41,333 --> 00:29:43,458
GO OUT WITH HIM.
502
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:47,792
I MEAN, LET’S BE HONEST.
YOU COULD CERTAINLY USE
THE POPULARITY POINTS.
503
00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:49,959
AND IF JAKE
REALLY LIKES YOU,
504
00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:53,834
THEN MAYBE THOSE KIDS’LL
QUIT THROWING BAGS OF SHIT
ALL OVER THE PORCH.
505
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:58,250
[ Both Chuckling ]
506
00:30:00,166 --> 00:30:02,375
[ Sighs ]
WELL, I FEEL BETTER.
507
00:30:03,959 --> 00:30:06,542
UM, THANKS
FOR THE ADVICE, DADDY.
508
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:11,166
THAT’S WHAT I’M HERE FOR,
PUMPKIN TITS.
509
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:20,375
CATHERINE,
I NEED TO ASK YOU A FAVOR.
510
00:30:20,375 --> 00:30:23,750
IT’S ABOUT TIME.
NO, NOT THAT.
511
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:26,208
- [ Grunts ]
- [ Cat Yowls ]
512
00:30:26,208 --> 00:30:29,000
LISTEN, YOU’RE
THE CRUELEST GIRL
IN HIGH SCHOOL.
513
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE
WHO CAN HELP ME TRICK
JANEY BRIGGS INTO LIKING ME.
514
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:37,583
WHOA. YOU DON’T MEAN
THAT GIRL WITH THE GLASSES
AND THE PONYTAIL, DO YOU ?
515
00:30:37,583 --> 00:30:40,000
DON’T FORGET ABOUT
THE PAINT-COVERED OVERALLS.
516
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,792
WELL,
517
00:30:43,792 --> 00:30:45,583
IT’S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT,
518
00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,792
BUT I THINK
I CAN HELP YOU.
519
00:30:49,792 --> 00:30:50,959
SIT.
520
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,875
FOR A PRICE.
521
00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:01,417
AND THIS TIME
I DON’T WANT YOUR CAR.
522
00:31:03,041 --> 00:31:05,041
I WANT YOU.
523
00:31:05,041 --> 00:31:07,041
OH, CATHERINE,
THAT’S DISGUSTING.
524
00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:09,083
[ Moans ]
YOU’RE MY SISTER.
525
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:11,208
ONLY BY BLOOD.
OH, GOD !
526
00:31:11,208 --> 00:31:13,750
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THIS FAMILY ?
527
00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:17,667
HEY ! DO YOU WANT...
MY HELP... OR NOT ?
528
00:31:26,667 --> 00:31:28,500
[ Grunts ]
OKAY.
529
00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:33,041
OKAY, THERE ARE THREE THINGS
YOU NEED TO DO...
530
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:35,834
TO HAVE JANEY EATING OUT OF
THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.
531
00:31:35,834 --> 00:31:39,083
[ Students Chattering ]
[ Catherine ] FIRST YOU’RE
GONNA HAVE TO EARN HER TRUST.
532
00:31:39,083 --> 00:31:42,542
- [ Janey ] COME ON, GUYS !
LEAVE HIM ALONE !
- HEY !
533
00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:45,083
COME ON, BACK OFF !
THAT’S ENOUGH, OKAY ?
534
00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:47,542
[ Onlookers Gasping,
Murmuring, Laughing ]
535
00:31:49,500 --> 00:31:51,834
YOU LITTLE SHIT.
536
00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:56,083
- [ Grunting ]
- COME ON. NO.
537
00:31:56,083 --> 00:32:00,000
[ Moaning, Whining ]
538
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,667
AND DON’T YOU GUYS
MESS WITH HIM AGAIN.
539
00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,834
[ Catherine ]
ONCE YOU’VE GOT HER TRUST,
540
00:32:06,834 --> 00:32:10,709
[ Amplified Thumping ]
IT’S TIME
TO MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL.
541
00:32:10,709 --> 00:32:14,917
PICK A SONG WITH HER NAME IN IT.
THAT ALWAYS WORKS.
[ Microphone Feedback ]
542
00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:18,959
[ Jake On P.A. ]
♪ MM-DAH-MM-DAH-MMM ♪
543
00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:22,667
- ♪ MM-DAH-MM-DAH-MMM ♪
- HUH ?
544
00:32:22,667 --> 00:32:25,709
♪ MM-DAH-MM-DAH-MMM ♪
545
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,458
♪ MM-DAH-MM-DAH-MMM ♪
546
00:32:30,458 --> 00:32:32,750
♪ MMMMMM ♪
547
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,750
♪ JANEY’S GOT A GUN ♪
548
00:32:36,125 --> 00:32:37,792
♪ JANEY BRIGGS
GOT A GUN ♪
549
00:32:37,792 --> 00:32:40,583
SHE’S GOT A GUN !
JANEY’S GOT A GUN !
550
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,750
♪ JANEY’S COME UNDONE ♪
WHAT ?
551
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:46,375
- [ All Screaming ]
- ♪ JANEY BRIGGS GOT A GUN ♪
552
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:50,166
UH-- WHAT ?
♪ SO RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY ♪
553
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:53,000
- ♪ FROM THE PAIN, YEAH ♪
- TAKE IT EASY, MISS.
554
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,125
NO, WAIT--
HEY, GET BACK HERE !
555
00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:58,709
♪ RUN AWAY
RUN AWAY FROM THE PAIN ♪♪
556
00:32:58,709 --> 00:33:02,291
HOLD HER DOWN !
HOLD HER DOWN !
[ Electrical Crackling ]
557
00:33:02,291 --> 00:33:04,709
[ Crackling Continues ]
GIVE ME HER HAND !
[ Grunts ]
558
00:33:04,709 --> 00:33:06,917
GIVE US THE GUN, JANEY.
JESUS !
559
00:33:06,917 --> 00:33:09,875
[ Catherine ]
AFTER YOU’VE SUCCEEDED
IN MAKING HER FEEL SPECIAL,
560
00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:13,959
IT’S TIME TO PUT THE ICING
ON THE CAKE.
561
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:16,959
I’M REALLY GLAD
YOU SHOWED UP, JANEY.
562
00:33:16,959 --> 00:33:21,667
LISTEN, JAKE, THE ONLY REASON
THAT I CAME HERE WAS TO TELL YOU
TO LEAVE ME ALONE.
563
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,667
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST
MAKING A SNACK.
564
00:33:24,667 --> 00:33:26,667
YOU WANT ONE ?
565
00:33:26,667 --> 00:33:28,667
NO.
566
00:33:28,667 --> 00:33:31,166
LISTEN, JAKE, I--
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
567
00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:33,041
BUT I REA--
568
00:33:34,709 --> 00:33:36,500
♪♪ [ Humming ]
569
00:33:38,125 --> 00:33:40,041
[ Sighs ]
570
00:34:08,291 --> 00:34:10,083
HUNGRY ?
571
00:34:12,834 --> 00:34:14,792
I DON’T LIKE SUNDAES.
572
00:34:14,792 --> 00:34:18,291
OH, IT’S NOT A SUNDAE.
IT’S A BANANA SPLIT.
573
00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,375
I DON’T LIKE THOSE EITHER.
574
00:34:22,375 --> 00:34:24,083
GOOD-BYE, JAKE.
575
00:34:26,208 --> 00:34:29,083
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
[ Sighs ]
576
00:34:33,625 --> 00:34:37,458
♪♪
577
00:34:37,458 --> 00:34:39,667
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
578
00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:42,250
NOW, PRESTON,
I LEFT SOME MONEY
ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
579
00:34:42,250 --> 00:34:45,375
♪ OH, YEAH ♪♪
AND THE EMERGENCY NUMBERS
ARE BY THE PHONE.
580
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:49,625
- AND REMEMBER, SON, NO PARTIES.
- I KNOW, DAD, I KNOW.
581
00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:51,709
KEG’S COMIN’ THROUGH.
HEY, PRESTON.
582
00:34:51,709 --> 00:34:53,959
WHAT’S UP, MAN ?
583
00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:58,083
WE’RE TRUSTING YOU, PRESTON.
WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE
SPEAKERS SET UP, PRESTON ?
584
00:34:58,083 --> 00:35:00,542
JUST MOVE ALL THE SHIT
IN THE DINING ROOM.
585
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:03,542
YOU GUYS REALLY SHOULD
HIT THE ROAD, HUH ?
586
00:35:03,542 --> 00:35:06,333
’CAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TAKE
YOUR ANTIQUE FERRARI TO THE
INNER CITY TO BUY SOME HOOKERS.
587
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:08,500
ALL RIGHT.
WE’LL CALL LATER.
588
00:35:08,500 --> 00:35:11,291
BY THAT POINT, I’LL BE SO HIGH
I WON’T EVEN KNOW
WHERE THE PHONE IS.
589
00:35:11,291 --> 00:35:13,250
[ Giggles ]
THAT’S MY BOY.
590
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:14,583
[ Makes Kissing Noise ]
591
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,417
JAKE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
592
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:22,250
I’M TAKING YOU TO
PRESTON WASSERSTEIN’S
BIG PARTY.
593
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,959
I CAN’T. I MEAN, I--
I’M NOT DRESSED
TO GO TO A PARTY.
594
00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:28,291
LOOK AT ME.
I’M A COMPLETE MESS.
595
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:31,667
I’D SAY YOU’RE
ONE BIG FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.
596
00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:37,583
[ Janey ]
DO I KNOW YOU ?
597
00:35:38,709 --> 00:35:40,500
HMM.
598
00:35:45,333 --> 00:35:47,333
AAH.
599
00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:49,166
[ Sniffs ]
600
00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:56,250
THAT’S IT.
I’VE GOT IT.
601
00:35:56,250 --> 00:35:58,083
WHAT ?
602
00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:01,667
IT MIGHT SEEM CRAZY,
BUT YOU’RE JUST GONNA
HAVE TO TRUST ME.
603
00:36:30,208 --> 00:36:32,333
THAT’S IT.
604
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:35,125
I DID IT.
I’M A MIRACLE WORKER.
605
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:41,417
GENTLEMEN,
MAY I PRESENT TO YOU...
606
00:36:41,417 --> 00:36:44,917
THE NEW AND IMPROVED
JANEY BRIGGS.
607
00:36:44,917 --> 00:36:53,041
♪♪
608
00:36:53,041 --> 00:37:05,333
♪♪
609
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:07,375
♪ KISS ME ♪
610
00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:10,250
♪ OUT OF THE BEARDED BARLEY ♪
611
00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:12,291
♪ NIGHTLY ♪
612
00:37:12,291 --> 00:37:15,083
♪ BESIDE THE GREEN
GREEN GRASS ♪
613
00:37:15,083 --> 00:37:17,333
♪ SWING, SWING ♪
614
00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:18,959
♪ SWING THE SPINNING STEP ♪
615
00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:21,458
♪ YOU WEAR THOSE SHOES
AND I WILL ♪
616
00:37:21,458 --> 00:37:24,959
♪ WEAR THAT DRESS ♪
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU JUST GOT
YOUR FIRST SLOW-MOTION ENTRANCE.
617
00:37:24,959 --> 00:37:26,625
♪ KISS ME ♪
618
00:37:26,625 --> 00:37:29,250
♪ BENEATH
THE MILKY TWILIGHT ♪
619
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:31,625
♪ LEAD ME ♪
OOPS.
620
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:33,500
♪ OUT ON THE MOONLIT FLOOR ♪
621
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,667
♪ LIFT YOUR OPEN HAND ♪♪
[ Grunting ]
622
00:37:36,667 --> 00:37:39,125
AAH !
623
00:37:39,125 --> 00:37:42,667
[ Janey ]
AAH ! OOH ! AAH !
624
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:48,750
I’M OKAY !
625
00:37:48,750 --> 00:37:51,000
UH, JANEY ?
OW.
626
00:37:52,667 --> 00:37:56,458
COME ON OUTTA THERE, HONEY.
QUIT FARTIN’ AROUND.
627
00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,500
GOT YOUR MOM’S
CAR KEYS ?
628
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,333
CHECK.
629
00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:11,500
SLEEPING BAGS.
CHECK.
CHECK.
630
00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:13,875
CONDOMS.
CHECK.
CHECK.
631
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:17,291
3 PUBESCENT LIBIDOS THAT WILL
TAKE US ON A SERIES OF WACKY
MISHAPS AND WILD ADVENTURES ?
632
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:20,542
[ Together ]
CHECK ! ROAD TRIP !
633
00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:27,500
♪♪
634
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:30,208
♪ I LIKE THE NIGHT LIFE
BABY ♪
635
00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,208
♪ SHE SAYS ♪
636
00:38:34,917 --> 00:38:37,875
♪ LET’S GO ♪♪
WE HERE.
637
00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:42,333
GENTLEMEN, TONIGHT
WE ARE GOING TO OUR FIRST
BIG HIGH SCHOOL PARTY.
638
00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:46,208
NOW, IF THERE IS ANY PLACE
TO BUZZ THE BRILLO, THIS IS IT.
639
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:48,458
HOW YOU PLAN ON
BUZZING BRILLO ?
640
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,291
WITH THIS LETTER.
641
00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:53,500
NOW AMANDA BECKER
WILL FINALLY KNOW THE TRUTH--
642
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:56,417
THAT I HAVE LOVED HER
SINCE THE FIRST TIME I SAW HER.
643
00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:59,041
♪♪ [ Rock ]
WELCOME TO THE PARTY,
GUYS.
644
00:38:59,041 --> 00:39:02,417
IF YOU’RE GONNA HAVE SEX,
PLEASE DO IT
IN MY PARENTS’ BEDROOM.
645
00:39:02,417 --> 00:39:04,709
[ All Chattering, Laughing ]
646
00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,500
[ Girl # 1 ] DOES THAT GIRL
GO TO OUR SCHOOL ?
[ Girl #2 ] JANEY BRIGGS !
647
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:10,166
IT’S, LIKE, NOT EVEN
THE SAME PERSON !
WOW !
648
00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:14,333
JANEY STAINED OVERALLS ?
I CAN’T BELIEVE
YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS.
649
00:39:14,333 --> 00:39:16,417
[ Girl #1 ]
PRISCILLA MUST BE
FREAKING OUT...
650
00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:19,417
NOW THAT JANEY’S LOST
HER GLASSES AND PONYTAIL.
651
00:39:19,417 --> 00:39:22,792
WELL, I’M GOING TO GO FUCK
A COMPLETE STRANGER.
I’LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
652
00:39:22,792 --> 00:39:25,583
[ Boy ] HEY, I’M
A COMPLETE STRANGER.
I’M A COMPLETE STRANGER !
653
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:31,750
RELAX, ALL RIGHT ?
IT’S GONNA BE OKAY.
654
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:33,709
[ Boy ]
NICE TURTLENECK.
655
00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:35,709
SO, WHAT’S YOUR NAME ?
656
00:39:35,709 --> 00:39:37,709
WHY, I’M SANDY SUE--
657
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:40,709
LIMP-DICKED FAG FUCKER !
OKAY,
WHO TOLD YOU THAT ?
658
00:39:40,709 --> 00:39:43,709
WAS IT ALISON ?
’CAUSE ALISON WAS REALLY
BITTER WHEN WE BROKE UP.
659
00:39:43,709 --> 00:39:45,709
[ Girl #1 ]
100% COMPLETELY FAKE.
660
00:39:45,709 --> 00:39:48,709
[ Girl #2 ] I AGREE. THAT’S
NOT HER NATURAL HAIR COLOR.
661
00:39:48,709 --> 00:39:51,333
I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE’S
WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT
AS ME.
662
00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:53,250
IT LOOKS MUCH BETTER
ON YOU.
663
00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:56,208
WHERE IS SHE ?
I THOUGHT SHE’D BE HERE
BY NOW.
664
00:40:05,375 --> 00:40:08,542
WHAT’S GOING ON ?
SHH !
665
00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:14,375
[ Muttering ]
WE CAN’T TALK UNTIL
SHE STARTS MOVING AGAIN.
666
00:40:17,959 --> 00:40:20,583
[ Girl ]
SHE TOOK FOREVER THIS TIME !
667
00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:31,625
[ Clears Throat ]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
668
00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:36,458
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
669
00:40:36,458 --> 00:40:39,458
WELL, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE
THE ONLY BLACK GUY
AT THIS PARTY.
670
00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:42,291
OH ! DAMN !
671
00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:44,291
SHIT.
YEAH, I KNOW.
672
00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:46,291
[ Together ]
IT’S WHACK.
673
00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:49,291
HEY, MAN, MY BAD.
TAKE THIS, MAN.
THANKS.
674
00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:51,291
DO YOUR THING.
HEY.
675
00:40:51,291 --> 00:40:53,291
PEACE OUT, BROTHER.
HEY, HONEST MISTAKE.
676
00:40:53,291 --> 00:40:55,625
I’LL JUST WALK OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
677
00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,500
YEAH.
678
00:41:02,500 --> 00:41:05,500
HI.
MY NAME IS CATHERINE.
679
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,500
YEAH, I KNOW.
680
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,291
WE JUST HAD SEX
FIVE MINUTES AGO.
681
00:41:14,792 --> 00:41:17,208
NOT SCORING ANY COCK
EITHER ?
682
00:41:17,208 --> 00:41:19,208
COCK ?
683
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,542
I’VE NEVER EVEN
BEEN KISSED.
684
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:23,333
HMM.
685
00:41:24,625 --> 00:41:26,625
WHAT UP,
MY YELLOW BROTHERS ?
686
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,500
CHINKS IN THE HOUSE !
687
00:41:29,625 --> 00:41:31,500
HMMPH.
688
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:36,500
♪♪ [ Continues ]
689
00:41:38,917 --> 00:41:41,333
REGGIE RAY.
[ Chuckling ]
690
00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:44,333
HAVE YOU SEEN JANEY
ANYWHERE ?
691
00:41:44,333 --> 00:41:46,709
IT’S A GOOD NIGHT
FOR SMOKIN’.
692
00:41:46,709 --> 00:41:48,667
[ Moaning ]
AIN’T THAT RIGHT, SAUSAGE ?
693
00:41:52,125 --> 00:41:54,333
[ Burps ]
694
00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,417
OKAY.
695
00:41:58,417 --> 00:42:01,041
NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND WET YOUR LIPS.
696
00:42:01,041 --> 00:42:02,917
ARE YOU FOR REAL ?
697
00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:05,875
DO YOU WANT TO LEARN
OR NOT ?
698
00:42:05,875 --> 00:42:07,792
I GUESS.
699
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:22,208
SEE ?
THAT WASN’T SO SCARY.
700
00:42:22,208 --> 00:42:24,500
IT WAS NOTHING.
701
00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:28,375
OKAY.
702
00:42:28,375 --> 00:42:30,750
LET’S TRY AGAIN.
703
00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:34,500
ONLY THIS TIME,
I’M GONNA STICK MY TONGUE
IN YOUR MOUTH.
704
00:42:35,750 --> 00:42:37,750
AND WHEN I DO THAT,
705
00:42:37,750 --> 00:42:40,458
I WANT YOU TO MASSAGE
MY TONGUE WITH YOURS.
706
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:42,959
AND THAT’S
WHAT FIRST BASE IS.
707
00:42:42,959 --> 00:42:44,917
OKAY.
708
00:42:44,917 --> 00:42:46,917
EYES CLOSED.
709
00:42:46,917 --> 00:42:49,709
♪♪
710
00:43:01,917 --> 00:43:04,709
♪♪
711
00:43:12,166 --> 00:43:14,458
THAT WAS COOL.
712
00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:20,792
NOW, HAVE YOU EVER
EATEN PUSSY BEFORE ?
713
00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:25,000
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
714
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,500
YOU CALL THIS
A PARTY ?
715
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:29,458
I’M A GOLDEN GODDESS !
716
00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:31,667
[ Boy ]
SHOW US HOW DRUNK YOU ARE !
717
00:43:31,667 --> 00:43:34,583
[ Girl ]
GO FOR IT !
[ Cheering, Shouting ]
718
00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:42,000
[ Boy ]
YOU’RE A UNIQUE REBEL,
JANEY !
719
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,667
SORRY.
JANEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ?
720
00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:47,125
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO LET ME DRINK.
721
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,583
JANEY, I GAVE YOU
A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER.
722
00:43:51,792 --> 00:43:53,458
OH.
723
00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:56,750
WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
724
00:43:56,750 --> 00:43:59,333
I--
I WAS INVITED.
725
00:43:59,333 --> 00:44:04,375
LOOK, YOU MAY HAVE LOST
THOSE GLASSES AND
THAT PONYTAIL THING YOU DO,
726
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,125
BUT TO EVERYONE
THAT MATTERS,
YOU’RE STILL A LOSER.
727
00:44:08,417 --> 00:44:10,041
- [ All Gasping ]
- [ Gasps ]
728
00:44:10,041 --> 00:44:11,917
OOPSIE.
729
00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:14,250
[ Laughs ]
LOOK AT THAT.
730
00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:16,417
OH, MY GOD.
OH, OH, OH.
731
00:44:16,417 --> 00:44:18,709
[ Girl ] OH, GEE,
THAT’S GONNA STAIN !
732
00:44:21,917 --> 00:44:26,000
OH. YOU’RE NOT GONNA
CRY NOW, ARE YOU ?
733
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:32,291
- [ Sighs ]
- OH.
734
00:44:34,834 --> 00:44:37,083
[ Sobbing ]
735
00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:42,709
[ Continues Sobbing,
Wailing ]
736
00:45:08,250 --> 00:45:10,291
LOOK,
737
00:45:10,291 --> 00:45:13,041
YOU CAN’T JUST START A SLOW CLAP
AT ANY OLD TIME.
738
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:15,083
YOU GOTTA WAIT
FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.
739
00:45:15,083 --> 00:45:19,333
BUT HOW AM I GOING TO KNOW
WHEN IT’S THE RIGHT MOMENT ?
740
00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:21,333
OH,
741
00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:23,208
YOU’LL KNOW.
742
00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,667
NOBODY’S ALLOWED
DOWN HERE.
743
00:45:38,667 --> 00:45:40,834
LISTEN, JANEY,
I JUST THOUGHT--
744
00:45:40,834 --> 00:45:44,250
HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE ?
I DEAD-BOLTED THE DOOR.
745
00:45:44,250 --> 00:45:47,583
THERE’S A HOLE
IN THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE.
746
00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,792
WHO’S THAT ?
747
00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:57,333
IT’S MY MOTHER.
748
00:45:57,333 --> 00:45:59,166
YOU HAVE HER EYES.
749
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,959
SHE DIED
WHEN I WAS SIX.
750
00:46:02,959 --> 00:46:06,041
OH. I’M SORRY.
751
00:46:07,375 --> 00:46:09,667
I REMEMBER IT
LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.
752
00:46:09,667 --> 00:46:13,166
CHRISTMAS, 1989.
753
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:16,208
DAD HAD JUST GOTTEN FIRED
FROM THE ZIPPER FACTORY,
754
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:19,375
MOM WAS STILL
PULLING IN TRICKS
TO MAKE ENDS MEET,
755
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:23,083
- DANIEL DAY-LEWIS WON AN OSCAR
FOR MY LEFT FOOT,
- HMM.
756
00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:26,583
AND ALL I WANTED WAS ONE OF
THOSE LITTLE BETSY WETSY DOLLS.
757
00:46:26,583 --> 00:46:31,625
I REMEMBER THOSE.
YOU PUSH HER BELLY,
SHE’D PISS ALL OVER HERSELF.
758
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:35,458
SHE SAID SHE WAS
GOING OUT TO GET MY DAD
A BOTTLE OF GIN, BUT...
759
00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:38,375
I KNEW SHE WAS GOING
TO GET ME THAT PRESENT.
760
00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:44,208
IT WAS RAINING
REALLY HARD THAT NIGHT.
[ Rain Falling ]
761
00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:47,417
THE ROADS WERE... SLIPPERY.
762
00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:49,291
OH, GOD, JANEY.
[ Tires Screeching ]
763
00:46:49,291 --> 00:46:51,250
[ Crash ]
A CAR ACCIDENT.
764
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:53,000
NO. CANCER.
765
00:46:54,834 --> 00:46:57,125
[ Sighs ]
766
00:46:57,125 --> 00:47:00,917
IT WAS SO HARD.
I HAD TO TAKE ON ALL
OF HER RESPONSIBILITIES.
767
00:47:00,917 --> 00:47:03,917
THE COOKING AND CLEANING
AND BREAST-FEEDING MITCH.
768
00:47:03,917 --> 00:47:06,333
OH, JANEY,
THAT’S ALL IN THE PAST NOW.
769
00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:09,875
YOU GOTTA START THINKING
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE.
LOOK HOW TALENTED YOU ARE.
770
00:47:09,875 --> 00:47:15,667
I HAVE THIS DREAM OF ONE DAY
JUST HOPPING ON A PLANE
AND GOING TO PARIS.
771
00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:18,667
THERE’S AN ART SCHOOL THERE,
BUT I CAN’T AFFORD IT.
772
00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:23,000
UNLESS I FOUND SOME WAY
OF RAISING $26,000 BEFORE
THE ADMISSIONS CUT-OFF.
773
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,291
OH, MY GOD, JANEY.
774
00:47:25,291 --> 00:47:29,000
MY PARENTS GIVE A SCHOLARSHIP
TO A GIRL WHO CAN’T GET INTO
ART SCHOOL EVERY YEAR.
775
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,125
REALLY ?
THAT’S AMAZING !
776
00:47:31,125 --> 00:47:35,667
YEAH. THIS YEAR
WE GAVE IT TO LUPE RODRIGUEZ,
THE MEXICAN FINGER-PAINTER.
777
00:47:35,667 --> 00:47:37,792
I THINK YOU’D REALLY
LIKE HER WORK.
778
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,458
SOMETIMES I JUST--
779
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,709
I WISH MY LIFE
WAS A FAIRY TALE...
780
00:47:43,709 --> 00:47:46,667
AND SOME GUY WOULD JUST
COME AND TAKE ME AWAY
FROM ALL THIS.
781
00:47:46,667 --> 00:47:49,166
SHH.
782
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:07,041
OH !
OH, UM--
OH--
783
00:48:07,041 --> 00:48:09,041
[ Chuckles ]
784
00:48:09,041 --> 00:48:11,041
[ Chuckles ]
785
00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:13,041
I-I WAS--
YEAH.
786
00:48:13,041 --> 00:48:16,041
MY EYES WERE SHUT,
AND I WAS GONNA--
RIGHT, AND WE COULDN’T--
787
00:48:16,041 --> 00:48:18,458
TO-- WHOO.
[ Chuckles ]
788
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:24,500
UH,
789
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:26,500
I’M GONNA, UM--
790
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:30,000
NO, I’M GONNA, UM--
I’M GONNA GO.
YEAH, UM-- OKAY.
791
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,041
[ Woman On P.A. ]
CONGRATULATIONS GO OUT TO
ALL THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN...
792
00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:35,417
NOMINATED FOR PROM QUEEN.
793
00:48:43,792 --> 00:48:48,083
YOU THINK YOU’RE
GONNA BE PROM QUEEN ?
WELL, THINK AGAIN, JANEY.
794
00:48:48,083 --> 00:48:52,041
BECAUSE YOU PUT THE "ASS"
IN "EMBARRASSMENT,"
THE "BOO" IN "TABOO"...
795
00:48:52,041 --> 00:48:55,125
AND THE "SUCK"
IN "LIPOSUCTION."
796
00:48:58,667 --> 00:49:01,542
IS THAT THE BEST
YOU CAN DO ?
797
00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:04,291
NO.
798
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,834
YOU ALSO PUT THE "BRAT"
IN "BRATWURST"...
799
00:49:06,834 --> 00:49:10,041
AND THE "OOH" IN "JUJITSU"...
800
00:49:10,041 --> 00:49:14,625
AND THE "ISM" IN
"THIS IS ALL JUST
A DEFENSE MECHANISM" !
801
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:21,083
[ Austin ] SO I TOLD HER,
"YOU TAKE THE OLD LADY
AND SEND YOUR MAMA BACK IN."
802
00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:23,083
[ Laughing ]
803
00:49:23,083 --> 00:49:28,125
SO, WYLER, YOU ASKED
YOUR FOUR-EYED CIRCUS FREAK
TO THE PROM YET ?
804
00:49:28,125 --> 00:49:30,458
[ Together ]
WE RESENT THAT !
[ Disgusted Sigh ]
805
00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:33,834
JUST DROP IT.
OKAY, AUSTIN ?
806
00:49:33,834 --> 00:49:38,834
WHOA, LOOKS LIKE JAKE HERE’S
MADE A FEW PAINT STAINS
IN HIS PANTS...
807
00:49:38,834 --> 00:49:41,125
THINKING ABOUT JANEY.
808
00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:43,041
IT’S JUST A BET.
OKAY, MAN ?
809
00:49:43,041 --> 00:49:47,083
YOU ALWAYS DID HAVE A THING
FOR BUTT-UGLY GIRLS,
810
00:49:47,083 --> 00:49:50,083
MR. I HAVE A THING
FOR BUTT-UGLY GIRLS.
811
00:49:50,083 --> 00:49:52,125
[ Laughing ]
812
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:54,709
I’M JUST--
ARE YOU TALKIN’
’BOUT JANEY ?
813
00:49:54,709 --> 00:49:58,500
’CAUSE I SAW HER AT THE PARTY
AND SHE WAS LOOKIN’ GOOD AS
A DUMPSTER FILLED WITH GRISTLES.
814
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,166
BLING-BLING !
815
00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:03,917
JANEY BRIGGS...
816
00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,041
IS HOT.
817
00:50:23,917 --> 00:50:26,917
HEY, JANEY.
OH !
HEY, JAKE.
818
00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:30,083
LISTEN, I’VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING.
819
00:50:30,083 --> 00:50:33,166
THE THING IS,
THERE’S SOMETHING
I WANT TO ASK YOU.
820
00:50:35,041 --> 00:50:38,208
I DON’T WANNA MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT
AND DRAG IT OUT,
821
00:50:38,208 --> 00:50:41,417
SO I’M JUST GONNA
LAY IT OUT THERE, OKAY ?
822
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:45,250
HERE IT IS.
823
00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:50,667
SEE, I DON’T LIKE
MAKING BIG SPEECHES.
[ Chuckles ]
824
00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:54,583
I’M A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.
I-I-I CALL ’EM LIKE I SEE ’EM.
825
00:50:54,583 --> 00:50:56,959
W-W-WHAT YOU SEE
IS WHAT YOU GET.
826
00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:59,875
A-AIN’T NOBODY GONNA
BREAK-A MY STRIDE.
827
00:50:59,875 --> 00:51:01,834
AIN’T NOBODY
GONNA SLOW ME DOWN.
828
00:51:01,834 --> 00:51:03,875
OH, NO--
JAKE.
829
00:51:03,875 --> 00:51:06,291
ARE YOU TRYING TO
ASK ME TO THE--
830
00:51:06,291 --> 00:51:08,834
YEAH.
[ Stammering ]
831
00:51:08,834 --> 00:51:11,083
I’D LOVE TO
GO WITH YOU.
832
00:51:14,083 --> 00:51:16,000
GREAT !
833
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,083
GREAT.
[ Chuckles ]
834
00:51:18,083 --> 00:51:20,041
UH--
835
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:22,375
UM, I’LL SEE YOU
IN ENGLISH.
836
00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:24,083
[ Gasps ]
YOU--
837
00:51:26,834 --> 00:51:29,750
ALL RIGHT, IT’S TIME
TO PLAY SOME FOOTBALL !
838
00:51:29,750 --> 00:51:33,625
TONIGHT, THE JOHN HUGHES WASPS
DEFEND THEIR TITLE...
839
00:51:33,625 --> 00:51:35,291
AGAINST THE NORTH COMPTON
WILDCATS !
840
00:51:35,291 --> 00:51:37,000
[ Whistle Blows ]
841
00:51:41,542 --> 00:51:43,959
[ Grunting, Shouting ]
842
00:51:52,959 --> 00:51:54,625
GODDAMN !
843
00:52:01,125 --> 00:52:05,125
WOW, THAT WAS THE FASTEST
FIRST HALF OF FOOTBALL
I’VE EVER SEEN !
844
00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:13,917
DON’T THINK YOU’RE FOOLING US.
WE SAW YOU AT OUR PRACTICE.
I KNOW YOU STOLE OUR ROUTINE.
845
00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:18,000
OKAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE
TALKING ABOUT, BECAUSE WE’VE
ALWAYS DONE OUR OWN CHEERS.
846
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,166
- RIGHT, GIRLS ?
- [ Both ]
THAT’S RIGHT.
847
00:52:20,166 --> 00:52:23,417
WELL, THEN,
YOU BETTER BRING IT.
848
00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:25,959
OH, IT’S ALREADY
BEEN BROUGHT-ED.
849
00:52:25,959 --> 00:52:28,959
[ Girl ]
NICE COMEBACK, PRISCILLA !
YEAH !
850
00:52:28,959 --> 00:52:32,500
WE ARE
THE NORTH COMPTON WILDCATS !
851
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:36,291
WE’RE BLACK ! WE KNOW IT !
WE SHAKE OUR BIG BOOTIES
AND SHOW IT !
852
00:52:36,291 --> 00:52:38,709
WE AIN’T WHITE !
WE AIN’T WHITE !
853
00:52:38,709 --> 00:52:41,166
WE DEFINITELY AIN’T WHITE !
BREAK IT DOWN, NIGGAS !
854
00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:44,041
♪♪ [ Hip-Hop ]
855
00:52:47,875 --> 00:52:50,875
DAMN !
THOSE BITCHES REPRESENT !
856
00:52:50,875 --> 00:52:54,458
♪♪ [ Continues ]
857
00:52:57,458 --> 00:52:59,875
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
- WHOO ! ALL RIGHT !
858
00:52:59,875 --> 00:53:02,917
HEY, REGGIE RAY.
I SMELL A BET.
859
00:53:04,208 --> 00:53:06,208
YOU ALL RIGHT ?
860
00:53:06,208 --> 00:53:08,709
COACH SAYS IT’S ALL RIGHT
TO BLEED FROM THE EARS.
861
00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:18,542
I GOTTA GO BACK OUT
ON THE FIELD.
862
00:53:18,542 --> 00:53:21,458
ALL RIGHT. JUST BE CAREFUL.
YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY HAVE THREE--
LET’S GO, WASPS !
863
00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:24,166
[ Grunts ]
TWO CONCUSSIONS LEFT.
864
00:53:24,166 --> 00:53:26,125
REGGIE RAY.
865
00:53:26,125 --> 00:53:29,542
- AND WE’RE BACK
FOR THE SECOND HALF.
- [ Crowd Cheering ]
866
00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,250
LET’S GO, WASPS !
867
00:53:32,250 --> 00:53:34,333
LET’S GO, WASPS !
[ Muttering ]
868
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:36,375
LET’S GO, WASPS !
869
00:53:36,375 --> 00:53:39,208
- [ Moaning ]
- BLUE 33 !
870
00:53:39,208 --> 00:53:41,458
HUT !
871
00:53:41,458 --> 00:53:44,000
- [ Whistle Blows ]
- [ Coach ] THAT’S DEFENSE
RIGHT THERE, BABY !
872
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:47,417
OH ! SAY G’DAY
TO REGGIE RAY.
873
00:53:47,417 --> 00:53:49,291
[ Bell Dings ]
874
00:53:49,291 --> 00:53:53,000
SIT DOWN, BOY.
HE JUST GOT THE WIND
KNOCKED OUT OF HIM.
875
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,583
[ Man ]
COME ON, REGGIE RAY !
GET UP !
876
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:59,000
- REGGIE RAY !
- YOU STILL HAVE
ANOTHER CONCUSSION !
877
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:04,375
COME ON, BIG DOG.
878
00:54:04,375 --> 00:54:06,417
DOESN’T LOOK GOOD, COACH.
879
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,750
CAN HE PLAY ?
HE’S IN A COMA.
880
00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:12,041
ANSWER MY QUESTION !
CAN HE PLAY ?
881
00:54:12,041 --> 00:54:15,166
I DON’T EVEN THINK HE CAN
BREATHE. WE GOTTA GET HIM
TO A HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY.
882
00:54:15,166 --> 00:54:18,625
YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW !
I DON’T CARE
WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO !
883
00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:21,625
REGGIE RAY STAYS IN THE GAME,
GODDAMN IT !
884
00:54:21,625 --> 00:54:23,875
[ Hawking Phlegm ]
885
00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:28,875
[ Cheering ]
886
00:54:33,583 --> 00:54:37,041
HOLY SHIT !
THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S HEAVY.
887
00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:39,959
BLUE 15 !
888
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,041
SET ! HUT !
889
00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:49,250
- [ Squeaks ]
- GODDAMN IT,
REGGIE RAY !
890
00:54:49,250 --> 00:54:52,500
- [ Growling ]
- AW, SHIT !
891
00:55:00,083 --> 00:55:03,458
AAAH !
892
00:55:06,125 --> 00:55:08,667
WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO !
893
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:13,792
WHAM, BAM !
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED ?
894
00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:16,834
[ Groaning ]
895
00:55:16,834 --> 00:55:19,125
OKAY, WYLER,
I’VE GOT NO CHOICE.
896
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:22,250
YOU’RE THE ONLY QUARTERBACK
I’VE GOT LEFT.
897
00:55:22,250 --> 00:55:24,834
[ Jake’s Voice ]
I SAY WE GIVE THE BALL
TO MARTY.
898
00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:27,458
[ Coach’s Voice ]
ALL YOU GOTTA DO
IS RUN OUT THE CLOCK.
899
00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,208
[ Voices Overlapping ]
900
00:55:29,208 --> 00:55:31,333
[ Marty’s Voice ]
I’M A HERO !
901
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,834
WYLER, GODDAMN IT !
GET YOUR PANSY ASS
IN THE GAME !
902
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:40,250
YOU’RE OUR ONLY CHANCE,
GODDAMN IT !
903
00:55:40,250 --> 00:55:43,709
YOU’RE A PUSSY, WYLER !
DO IT FOR MARTY’S TORSO !
904
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:50,834
- YOU GOT BUTTERFLIES, HUH ?
- WHO ARE YOU ?
905
00:55:57,917 --> 00:55:59,917
I’M THE WISE JANITOR.
906
00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:03,625
I’M HERE TO IMPART KNOWLEDGE,
HELP YOUNGSTERS
OVERCOME THEIR FEARS.
907
00:56:03,625 --> 00:56:06,542
ALSO REPLACE
THE SANITARY CAKES
IN THE URINALS.
908
00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:10,291
BUT RIGHT NOW,
I’M HERE TO HELP YOU
GET YOUR THROW BACK.
909
00:56:10,291 --> 00:56:12,959
HOW DID YOU--
I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, KID,
DURIN’ PRACTICE,
910
00:56:12,959 --> 00:56:17,083
IN THE HALLWAYS,
IN THE LOCKER ROOMS,
TAKING A SHOWER,
911
00:56:17,083 --> 00:56:19,709
WHUPPIN’ OTHER BOYS
WITH A WET TOWEL.
[ Grunts ]
912
00:56:19,709 --> 00:56:22,000
I CAN TELL
YOU KINDA LIKE THAT.
WHOA. HEY.
913
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,458
LET’S JUST GET BACK
TO THE THROW, OKAY ?
914
00:56:24,458 --> 00:56:27,458
LOOK, THE THING
THAT HAPPENED WITH MARTY ?
IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT.
915
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:30,000
REALLY ?
OKAY, IT WAS YOUR FAULT.
916
00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:33,834
BUT THE POINT IS,
YOU GOT TO GET OVER IT.
IT COULD’VE HAPPENED TO ANYBODY.
917
00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:38,333
ANYBODY THAT DISOBEYED
THE COACH’S ORDERS
AND THE TEAM’S WISHES...
918
00:56:38,333 --> 00:56:41,500
AND THREW A BULLET PASS
TO A SLIGHTLY RETARDED
90-POUND KID...
919
00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:45,542
WHO SHOULD’VE NEVER HAVE BEEN
ON THE FIELD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
WHOA. STOP.
920
00:56:45,542 --> 00:56:48,542
HOW IS ANY OF THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING ME ?
YOU’RE RIGHT.
921
00:56:48,542 --> 00:56:52,208
FORGET ABOUT WHAT I SAID.
THE MAIN THING,
YOU GOTTA GO OUT THERE.
922
00:56:52,208 --> 00:56:54,667
BELIEVE IN THE BALL
AND THROW YOURSELF.
923
00:56:54,667 --> 00:56:56,417
YOU CAN DO IT.
924
00:57:01,542 --> 00:57:04,250
I’M GOIN’ OUT THERE.
925
00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:12,709
[ Announcer ]
ONLY 25 SECONDS REMAINING,
926
00:57:12,709 --> 00:57:16,625
AND THE FATE OF THE SEASON
RESTS IN THE HANDS
OF FOURTH-STRING QUARTERBACK...
927
00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:18,625
JAKE WYLER.
928
00:57:18,625 --> 00:57:22,208
TRANSLATION:
WE’RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.
929
00:57:22,208 --> 00:57:24,500
- GIVE ME A "W" !
- "W" !
930
00:57:24,500 --> 00:57:26,500
GIVE ME A "Y" !
"Y" !
931
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:29,959
GIVE ME A--
LICK MY PUSSY ASS COCK SHIT !
932
00:57:29,959 --> 00:57:33,333
LICK MY PUSSY ASS
COCK SHIT !
933
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:36,875
- WHOO !
- [ All Cheering ]
934
00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:38,792
BLUE 83 !
935
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:41,291
BLUE 83 !
REGGIE RAY ?
936
00:57:41,291 --> 00:57:43,542
I RECKON
I’M FEELING MUCH BETTER.
937
00:57:43,542 --> 00:57:45,458
SET ! HUT !
938
00:57:59,417 --> 00:58:03,083
♪ THERE GOES MY HERO ♪
939
00:58:03,083 --> 00:58:06,000
♪ WATCH HIM AS HE GOES ♪
940
00:58:11,625 --> 00:58:15,792
♪ THERE GOES MY HERO ♪
941
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,625
♪ HE’S ORDINARY ♪♪
942
00:58:28,959 --> 00:58:31,542
OH, SHIT.
943
00:58:31,542 --> 00:58:35,917
- [ All Groaning ]
- [ Bell Dings ]
944
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:44,875
[ Quiet Groaning ]
945
00:58:44,875 --> 00:58:49,417
THAT HAS TO BE THE WORST PASS
I’VE EVER SEEN... EVER !
946
00:58:51,542 --> 00:58:53,583
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?
947
00:58:56,583 --> 00:59:00,792
[ One Person
Clapping Slowly ]
948
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:13,542
[ Pig Squealing ]
949
00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:23,625
JAKE ?
950
00:59:25,709 --> 00:59:28,208
JAKE.
951
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:32,083
HEY.
YOU DID GREAT OUT THERE.
952
00:59:32,083 --> 00:59:35,834
I BLEW THE GAME, JANEY.
I LET EVERYONE DOWN.
953
00:59:35,834 --> 00:59:39,166
IT’S JUST
A FOOTBALL GAME, JAKE.
954
00:59:39,166 --> 00:59:41,750
BESIDES,
955
00:59:41,750 --> 00:59:44,291
YOU DIDN’T LET ME DOWN.
956
00:59:44,291 --> 00:59:46,667
REALLY ?
957
00:59:46,667 --> 00:59:49,834
[ Groaning ]
JAKE, YOU’VE TAUGHT ME
TO BE MYSELF.
958
00:59:49,834 --> 00:59:53,083
YOU NEVER SAW ME
AS THE GIRL IN GLASSES
AND A PONYTAIL.
959
00:59:53,083 --> 00:59:56,125
DON’T FORGET ABOUT
THE PAINT-COVERED OVERALLS.
960
00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,750
RIGHT, YOU NEVER
NOTICED THOSE EITHER.
961
00:59:58,750 --> 01:00:02,250
YOU’VE TAUGHT ME A LOT
ABOUT MYSELF TOO, JANEY.
962
01:00:02,250 --> 01:00:04,750
OH, JAKE.
963
01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:07,667
NOTHING COULD EVER
COME BETWEEN US NOW.
964
01:00:07,667 --> 01:00:09,667
JAKE WYLER.
965
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:13,625
SO CONGRATULATIONS, MAN.
YOU JUST BLEW MY PERFECT
SEASON.
966
01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,750
SENOR, YOU JUST BLEW
MY PERFECT SEASON.
967
01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,959
- WHAT DO YOU WANT, AUSTIN ?
- A LIFE.
968
01:00:20,583 --> 01:00:22,250
AND PAYBACK.
969
01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:24,250
COME ON, MAN.
DON’T DO THIS.
970
01:00:24,250 --> 01:00:26,250
NO, MAN, I THINK
I’LL HANG AROUND,
971
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:31,375
MAYBE TELL JANEY
A LITTLE S-E-C-R-A-T-P.
972
01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:33,792
UH--
973
01:00:33,792 --> 01:00:36,125
WHAT’S GOING ON ?
974
01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:38,083
- AUSTIN.
- [ Inhales ]
975
01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:40,750
- AUSTIN, THIS ISN’T FUNNY !
- [ Whispering ]
976
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:43,208
NO.
977
01:00:43,208 --> 01:00:45,542
I DON’T BELIEVE IT.
ALL RIGHT, JANEY.
978
01:00:45,542 --> 01:00:47,959
I SAID I COULD TURN YOU
INTO PROM QUEEN,
979
01:00:47,959 --> 01:00:51,542
BUT THAT’S WHEN I THOUGHT YOU
WERE JUST UGLY JANEY BRIGGS,
THE GIRL WITH NO FRIENDS...
980
01:00:51,542 --> 01:00:54,458
AND WHO WAS DIRT POOR
AND SMELLED A LITTLE FUNKY.
981
01:00:54,458 --> 01:00:57,834
- [ Sighs ]
- LOOK, I MADE A MISTAKE.
982
01:00:57,834 --> 01:01:02,041
IF I COULD GO BACK NOW,
I NEVER WOULD’VE MADE
THAT STUPID BET.
983
01:01:03,667 --> 01:01:06,291
[ Pig Squealing ]
WHAT BET ?
984
01:01:08,458 --> 01:01:12,667
WHOA.
I NEVER SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A BET.
985
01:01:19,792 --> 01:01:23,792
[ Blubbering, Sobbing ]
986
01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:27,125
ALL I SAID WAS,
"I’M PRETENDING TO WHISPER
A BIG SECRET IN YOUR EAR...
987
01:01:27,125 --> 01:01:29,709
"SO THAT JAKE THINKS I’M
TELLING YOU A BIG SECRET,
988
01:01:29,709 --> 01:01:33,792
"WHICH WILL CAUSE HIM TO BREAK
INTO A HYSTERICAL CONFESSION
WHERE HE REVEALS A BIG SECRET,
989
01:01:33,792 --> 01:01:38,041
THUS CONFIRMING
EVERYTHING I JUST WHISPERED
IN YOUR EAR."
990
01:02:03,834 --> 01:02:07,709
♪ I WISH I DIDN’T
MAKE THAT BET ♪
991
01:02:07,709 --> 01:02:11,375
♪ THAT’S NOT THE GUY
I WANT TO BE ♪
992
01:02:11,375 --> 01:02:15,000
♪ IF I COULD JUST
TURN BACK THE CLOCK ♪
993
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:18,333
♪ THEN JANEY
WOULD STILL BE ♪
994
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:20,125
♪ WITH ME ♪
995
01:02:22,875 --> 01:02:26,250
♪ TELL ME, MOM
WHAT SHOULD I DO ♪
996
01:02:26,250 --> 01:02:29,834
♪ I LOVE THIS BOY
BUT HE HAS BEEN ♪
997
01:02:29,834 --> 01:02:34,125
♪ UNTRUE ♪
998
01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:39,834
♪ I’LL DO MY BEST
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT ♪
999
01:02:39,834 --> 01:02:42,917
♪ I WISH WE COULD
RESOLVE THIS FIGHT ♪
1000
01:02:44,208 --> 01:02:46,208
♪ IT COULD HAPPEN ♪
1001
01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:48,208
♪ IT COULD HAPPEN ♪
1002
01:02:48,208 --> 01:02:51,750
[ Both ]
♪ AT THE PROM TONIGHT ♪
1003
01:02:57,709 --> 01:03:00,875
♪ I’M GETTING PUSSY
NO MATTER WHAT ♪
1004
01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:03,917
♪ EVEN IF IT
WITH DIRTY SLUT ♪
1005
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:06,709
♪ TRUE LOVE IS WHAT
I WANT THE MOST ♪
1006
01:03:06,709 --> 01:03:10,667
♪ I JUST JERKED OFF
IN YOUR FRENCH TOAST ♪
1007
01:03:10,667 --> 01:03:16,667
♪ SO WHAT IF WE
HAVE THE SAME MOTHER ♪
1008
01:03:16,667 --> 01:03:22,083
♪ TONIGHT I’M GONNA
FUCK MY BROTHER ♪
1009
01:03:22,083 --> 01:03:24,959
♪ IN A FEW HOURS
I’LL BE QUEEN OF THE PROM ♪
1010
01:03:27,792 --> 01:03:30,959
♪ I’VE BEEN AN ALCOHOLIC
SINCE MY FIRST TOUR IN ’NAM ♪
1011
01:03:33,792 --> 01:03:37,208
♪ I ASKED JANEY TO THE PROM
AND SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHY ♪
1012
01:03:39,959 --> 01:03:44,083
♪ I’M ONLY IN THIS SONG
BECAUSE I’M A BLACK GUY ♪
1013
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:46,959
HEY ! LOOK OUT.
[ Material Ripping ]
1014
01:03:46,959 --> 01:03:48,959
♪ I HAVE NO MONEY ♪
1015
01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:53,041
♪ I HAVE TO MAKE
MY OWN DRESS ♪
AAH !
1016
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,959
♪ LOOK AT ME ♪
1017
01:03:54,959 --> 01:03:57,792
♪ MY BREASTS ARE PERKY
YES ♪
1018
01:03:57,792 --> 01:03:59,500
♪ YES ♪
1019
01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:02,625
♪ I’M GONNA WIN HER BACK
NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES ♪
1020
01:04:02,625 --> 01:04:08,417
♪ HERE I GO
I’M GONNA FORGET
ABOUT JAKE ♪
1021
01:04:10,625 --> 01:04:14,500
♪ PROM TONIGHT
DO-DO, DO-DO-DO ♪
1022
01:04:14,500 --> 01:04:17,875
♪ PROM TONIGHT
DO-DO, DO-DO-DO ♪
1023
01:04:17,875 --> 01:04:21,291
♪ PROM TONIGHT
DO-DO, DO-DO-DO ♪
1024
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:24,792
♪ AH-AH ♪
1025
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:27,583
♪ IT’S GONNA HAPPEN ♪
♪ GONNA HAPPEN ♪
1026
01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:31,083
♪ GONNA HAPPEN ♪
1027
01:04:31,083 --> 01:04:37,375
♪ AT THE PROM ♪
1028
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:39,125
♪ TONIGHT ♪♪
1029
01:04:43,542 --> 01:04:48,542
[ Sighing, Panting ]
1030
01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:52,583
♪ I NEED YOU NOW
LIKE I NEEDED YOU THEN ♪
1031
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:56,000
♪ YOU ALWAYS SAID
WE’D STILL BE FRIENDS ♪
1032
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:57,917
♪ I TOUCH YOU ONCE ♪♪
1033
01:04:57,917 --> 01:05:00,208
WHEN I WAS A FRESHMAN,
1034
01:05:00,208 --> 01:05:04,542
I THREW 176...
TOUCHDOWN PASSES.
1035
01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:07,834
MY SOPHOMORE YEAR,
I RAN 14 IN ON MY OWN...
1036
01:05:07,834 --> 01:05:10,917
WITH A SPRAINED ANKLE,
A BROKEN PHALANGE,
1037
01:05:10,917 --> 01:05:14,625
A RUPTURED DUODENUM
AND A "SUBDERMAL" HEMATOMA.
1038
01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:17,041
♪ SCOOBY-DOOBY DOO-BOP ♪
1039
01:05:17,041 --> 01:05:20,917
♪ SCOO-SCOOBY-DOOBY
DOOBY-DOOBY-DOOBY
DO-BOP, YEAH ♪♪
1040
01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:33,834
I BET SHE GREAT BONK.
1041
01:05:33,834 --> 01:05:37,375
EXCUSE ME, BRUCE ?
NO, YOU DO NOT BONK
AMANDA BECKER.
1042
01:05:37,375 --> 01:05:42,291
YOU MAKE SWEET,
SWEET LOVE TO HER.
1043
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,125
AMANDA BECKER’S
LIKE A FLOWER.
1044
01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:49,208
YOU SMELL HER.
YOU TOUCH HER GENTLY.
1045
01:05:49,208 --> 01:05:53,083
YOU ADMIRE THE BEAUTY.
YOU WATCH IT BLOSSOM.
1046
01:05:54,709 --> 01:05:59,208
AND YOU THANK GOD HE CREATED
SOMETHING SO PERFECT.
1047
01:05:59,208 --> 01:06:01,750
♪ I KNOW THIS MUCH ♪
1048
01:06:01,750 --> 01:06:04,083
♪ IS TRUE ♪
GO TO HER.
1049
01:06:04,083 --> 01:06:08,083
♪ AH-HA-HA-HA-HA ♪
1050
01:06:08,083 --> 01:06:10,959
♪ I KNOW THIS ♪
UM, AM-AMANDA.
1051
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:17,667
♪ AH-HA-HA-HA-HA ♪♪
[ Ox ]
BE STRONG, MITCH.
1052
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:34,125
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
FROM ME ?
1053
01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:36,583
DO YOU THINK I’M JUST
GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU ?
1054
01:06:36,583 --> 01:06:39,125
NO. NO, NO.
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
1055
01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:41,333
’CAUSE I AM NOT
SOME KIND OF CHEAP SLUT.
1056
01:06:41,333 --> 01:06:44,458
I DON’T SCREW
EVERY PATHETIC GUY
THAT GIVES ME A LETTER.
1057
01:06:48,125 --> 01:06:51,625
I GIVE THEM HAND JOBS.
1058
01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:53,792
♪ HEY ♪
1059
01:06:53,792 --> 01:06:55,917
♪ HEY ♪
1060
01:06:55,917 --> 01:06:58,208
♪ HEY ♪
1061
01:06:58,208 --> 01:07:00,125
♪ HEY ♪
WANNA DANCE ?
1062
01:07:00,125 --> 01:07:02,583
ONLY IF
WE’RE HORIZONTAL.
1063
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:04,375
I TOTALLY HEARD THAT.
1064
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,208
♪ HEY ♪
1065
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:13,041
♪ HEY ♪
1066
01:07:18,291 --> 01:07:20,667
WE’RE DANCING.
1067
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:22,750
♪ I KNOW A GIRL
WHO’S TOUGH BUT SWEET ♪
1068
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,917
WHOO-HOO-HOO !
1069
01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:28,750
♪ SHE’S SO FINE
SHE CAN’T BE BEAT ♪
1070
01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:31,792
♪ SHE’S GOT EVERYTHING
THAT I DESIRE ♪
1071
01:07:33,542 --> 01:07:35,959
♪ SHE SETS THE SUMMER SUN
ON FIRE ♪
1072
01:07:35,959 --> 01:07:38,000
OOH !
1073
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,083
♪ I WANT CANDY ♪
1074
01:07:41,792 --> 01:07:43,917
IT’S FUNNY, ISN’T IT ?
1075
01:07:43,917 --> 01:07:47,250
YOU WOULD NEVER SUSPECT
THAT EVERYONE AT THIS SCHOOL
IS A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.
1076
01:07:56,208 --> 01:07:58,583
♪ I WANT CANDY ♪
1077
01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:02,959
- ♪ I WANT CANDY ♪
- OH, GOD ! NO.
1078
01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:06,542
I WANNA DO IT RIGHT HERE
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
JANEY !
1079
01:08:06,542 --> 01:08:09,750
DON’T YOU FORGET OUR DEAL.
SHE WINS, YOU’RE MINE.
1080
01:08:10,959 --> 01:08:12,917
♪ HEY ♪
1081
01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:15,000
♪ HEY ♪♪
1082
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,709
[ Cheering, Whooping ]
1083
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:25,417
AND NOW, THE MOMENT
EVERY POPULAR GUY...
1084
01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,208
WHO’S MADE A BET TO TURN
A UNIQUELY REBELLIOUS GIRL
INTO PROM QUEEN...
1085
01:08:29,208 --> 01:08:31,208
HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.
1086
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:34,500
THE ANNOUNCEMENT
OF THIS YEAR’S PROM
KING AND QUEEN.
1087
01:08:34,500 --> 01:08:37,375
THIS YEAR’S PROM KING IS...
1088
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,083
♪♪ [ Drum Roll ]
[ Boy ]
MARTY !
1089
01:08:39,083 --> 01:08:42,792
JAKE WYLER.
1090
01:08:56,250 --> 01:08:57,875
[ Boy ]
WAY TO GO, JAKE !
1091
01:08:57,875 --> 01:09:01,375
THIS YEAR’S
PROM QUEEN IS...
1092
01:09:01,375 --> 01:09:04,333
[ Girl ]
YOU’VE GOT IT, PRISCILLA.
IT’S IN THE BAG, PRISCILLA.
1093
01:09:04,333 --> 01:09:06,583
I DON’T BELIEVE IT.
IT’S A TIE.
1094
01:09:06,583 --> 01:09:11,291
[ Gasping ]
[ Girl ]
A TIE ? HOLY SHIT.
1095
01:09:11,291 --> 01:09:13,875
YOUR NEW PROM QUEENS ARE...
1096
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:18,875
KARA AND SARA FRATELLI.
1097
01:09:18,875 --> 01:09:20,875
[ Girl ]
FUCK !
OH, MY GOD !
1098
01:09:20,875 --> 01:09:24,041
[ Girl ]
THEY DESERVE IT.
1099
01:09:25,583 --> 01:09:27,542
CONGRATULATIONS.
OHH !
1100
01:09:27,542 --> 01:09:31,250
OKAY. THERE WE GO !
1101
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:35,166
YOUR KING AND QUEEN !
[ Cheering Continues ]
1102
01:09:39,333 --> 01:09:43,542
I SAY WE MAKE LIKE A TREE
AND... BRANCH...
1103
01:09:43,542 --> 01:09:45,333
OUT OF HERE.
1104
01:09:46,959 --> 01:09:49,166
[ Girl ]
ALL RIGHT, KARA AND SARA !
1105
01:09:49,166 --> 01:09:52,792
[ Principal ]
NOW, IT IS TRADITIONAL
FOR THE KING AND QUEEN...
1106
01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:54,792
TO SHARE
A CEREMONIAL DANCE.
1107
01:09:54,792 --> 01:09:57,709
[ Crowd ] AWW !
COME HERE.
I JUST WANNA--
1108
01:09:57,709 --> 01:10:00,250
♪ PUT YOUR HEADS ♪
1109
01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:03,917
♪ ON MY SHOULDER ♪
OHH !
1110
01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:07,375
♪ HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS ♪
1111
01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:10,000
YOU SMELL GOOD.
♪ BABY ♪
1112
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,000
♪ SQUEEZE ME
OH, SO TIGHT ♪
1113
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:16,041
♪ AND SHOW ME ♪
1114
01:10:16,041 --> 01:10:22,041
- [ Giggling ]
- ♪ THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO ♪
1115
01:10:22,041 --> 01:10:24,291
JANEY !
[ Squealing ]
1116
01:10:24,291 --> 01:10:28,208
♪ PUT YOUR LIPS
NEXT TO MINE, DEAR ♪♪
1117
01:10:28,208 --> 01:10:30,458
MALIK, DO YOU KNOW
WHERE AUSTIN WENT ?
1118
01:10:30,458 --> 01:10:33,458
ALL I KNOW IS
THAT HE RENTED A ROOM
AT THE SUNRISE MOTEL.
1119
01:10:33,458 --> 01:10:36,375
ROOM NUMBER SIX.
IT’S THE ONE RIGHT PAST
THE ICE DISPENSER.
1120
01:10:36,375 --> 01:10:40,083
IF YOU HIT
THE PEPSI MACHINE,
YOU WENT TOO FAR.
1121
01:10:40,083 --> 01:10:43,834
OH, AND THE DOOR
WILL DEFINITELY
NOT BE LOCKED.
1122
01:10:43,834 --> 01:10:45,959
THAT’S ALL I KNOW.
1123
01:10:45,959 --> 01:10:49,125
THANKS, MALIK.
1124
01:10:49,125 --> 01:10:52,709
YOU KNOW,
YOU’RE AN INTELLIGENT,
INSIGHTFUL HUMAN BEING...
1125
01:10:52,709 --> 01:10:55,500
WHO DOESN’T GET
THE RESPECT AND ATTENTION
THAT HE DESERVES.
1126
01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:59,417
WOW !
YOU REALLY MEAN THAT, JAKE ?
1127
01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:03,875
THAT’S GREAT, BECAUSE I’VE
ALWAYS WANTED TO DISCUSS
THE REPERCUSSIONS OF THE--
1128
01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:05,875
I ACTUALLY GOTTA GO.
SORRY.
1129
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:07,792
MOTHERFUCKER.
1130
01:11:07,792 --> 01:11:09,834
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
MISTER.
1131
01:11:09,834 --> 01:11:13,375
I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU
HURT JANEY AGAIN, OKAY ?
1132
01:11:13,375 --> 01:11:15,542
BESIDES, I LOVE HER.
1133
01:11:15,542 --> 01:11:17,875
WELL, SO DO I.
1134
01:11:17,875 --> 01:11:21,834
YES, BUT I’M THE BEST FRIEND
AND I HAVE BEEN IN FRONT
OF HER FACE THE WHOLE TIME.
1135
01:11:21,834 --> 01:11:26,875
SHE JUST-- SHE HASN’T
REALLY REALIZED IT YET,
BUT SHE WILL.
1136
01:11:26,875 --> 01:11:30,834
WELL, I’M THE REFORMED
COOL GUY WHO’S LEARNED
THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS.
1137
01:11:30,834 --> 01:11:34,458
SHE’S GONNA FORGIVE ME
FOR MY MISTAKES AND REALIZE
THAT I REALLY LOVE HER.
1138
01:11:35,917 --> 01:11:37,792
DAMN IT.
THAT’S TRUE.
1139
01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:56,291
WHY IS THIS DOOR LOCKED ?
THIS IS A FIRE HAZARD !
1140
01:11:59,291 --> 01:12:01,458
♪ WELL, JUST LOOK
AT THAT GIRL ♪
1141
01:12:01,458 --> 01:12:04,667
♪ WITH THE LIGHTS COMING UP
IN HER EYES ♪
1142
01:12:04,667 --> 01:12:07,417
[ Horn Honks ]
1143
01:12:07,417 --> 01:12:10,458
♪ SHE’S GOTTA BE
SOMEBODY’S BABY ♪
1144
01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:13,375
[ Horns Honking ]
[ Woman ]
GET OUT OF THE ROAD !
1145
01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:15,583
[ Man ]
WATCH IT, MAN !
1146
01:12:15,583 --> 01:12:19,000
[ Woman ]
SHE’S NOT ATTRACTED
TO YOU !
1147
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:21,500
[ Man ]
SHE DOESN’T LOVE YOU !
1148
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:25,083
[ Man ]
AH, YOU’LL NEVER
BE MORE THAN A FRIEND !
1149
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,417
♪ SHE MUST BE
SOMEBODY’S BABY ♪
TWO DOLLARS !
1150
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:32,375
♪ SHE’S GOTTA BE
SOMEBODY’S BABY ♪
1151
01:12:32,375 --> 01:12:34,625
♪ ’CAUSE SHE’S SO FINE ♪
1152
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:38,250
♪ SHE’S PROBABLY
SOMEBODY’S ONLY LIGHT ♪
ICE DISPENSER.
1153
01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:40,417
♪ GONNA SHINE TONIGHT
OH ♪
SIX.
1154
01:12:40,417 --> 01:12:42,959
[ Austin ]
OH, YEAH !
[ Rhythmic Pounding ]
1155
01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:46,500
I’LL MAKE YOU FORGET
ALL ABOUT LOSING PROM QUEEN.
TELL ME WHO YOUR DADDY IS NOW !
1156
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:48,709
CAN YOU TELL ME
WHO YOUR PAPA IS ?
1157
01:12:48,709 --> 01:12:51,125
WHOO-HOO-HOO !
1158
01:12:51,125 --> 01:12:53,583
GET OFF HER, MAN.
1159
01:12:53,583 --> 01:12:56,458
- PRISCILLA.
- DON’T MOVE.
1160
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:04,166
- WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON IN HERE ?
- SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
1161
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,000
- [ Snaps Fingers ]
- WHERE’S JANEY ?
1162
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:08,125
LITTLE MISS RUN HOME
TO MY DADDY...
1163
01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:10,083
RAN HOME TO HER DADDY.
1164
01:13:10,083 --> 01:13:12,166
[ Laughing ]
1165
01:13:12,166 --> 01:13:14,709
THAT’S FOR TAKING JANEY
TO THE PROM !
1166
01:13:14,709 --> 01:13:18,041
- YOU PUT THE--
- THAT’S FOR HURTING JANEY
AT PRESTON’S PARTY !
1167
01:13:18,041 --> 01:13:21,125
THIS IS REALLY
TURNING ME ON.
1168
01:13:21,125 --> 01:13:24,125
THAT’S FOR BEING
REALLY WEIRD !
1169
01:13:24,125 --> 01:13:25,959
THANK YOU.
1170
01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:30,375
[ Grunts ]
1171
01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:33,834
I DON’T KNOW
WHAT THAT WAS FOR.
♪ GONNA SHINE TONIGHT ♪
1172
01:13:33,834 --> 01:13:39,166
♪ MAKE HER MINE TONIGHT
OH-OOH ♪
1173
01:13:39,166 --> 01:13:43,333
♪ GONNA SHINE TONIGHT
MAKE HER MINE TONIGHT ♪♪
HELLO.
1174
01:13:43,333 --> 01:13:45,792
HI.
[ Clears Throat ]
1175
01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:49,583
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D
HEAR MYSELF SAY THIS,
BUT...
1176
01:13:49,583 --> 01:13:52,417
FOR ONCE
I WISH I COULD MEET...
1177
01:13:52,417 --> 01:13:55,250
A NICE, SENSITIVE GUY...
1178
01:13:55,250 --> 01:13:57,041
WHO WANTED MORE
THAN JUST SEX.
1179
01:13:59,542 --> 01:14:02,333
THAT IS VERY ADMIRABLE.
1180
01:14:05,083 --> 01:14:08,041
FOR ONCE,
I WISH A GUY WOULD
TAKE ME OUT FOR DINNER.
1181
01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:10,291
I FEEL THE SAME WAY.
1182
01:14:10,291 --> 01:14:12,375
[ Sighs ]
1183
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:14,208
AND FOR ONCE,
1184
01:14:16,041 --> 01:14:19,375
I WISH A GUY
WOULD TAKE A DUMP
ON MY CHEST.
1185
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:24,375
THAT IS APPALLING.
1186
01:14:26,166 --> 01:14:28,583
[ Disgusted Grunt ]
1187
01:14:28,583 --> 01:14:32,041
THAT REALLY UPSETS ME.
1188
01:14:32,041 --> 01:14:34,625
I CAN’T BELIEVE NOBODY’S
EVER TAKEN A DUMP ON YOUR CHEST.
1189
01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:41,417
WILL YOU BE THAT GUY ?
1190
01:14:48,041 --> 01:14:52,000
IT WOULD BE AN HONOR
AND A PRIVILEGE.
1191
01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:02,625
[ Glass Shattering ]
1192
01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:04,458
JANEY !
1193
01:15:07,291 --> 01:15:09,500
HELLO ?
1194
01:15:09,500 --> 01:15:11,667
IS ANYBODY HOME ?
[ Cans Clattering ]
1195
01:15:11,667 --> 01:15:14,000
GET DOWN !
ENEMY FIRE !
1196
01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:16,667
UH--
UH, MR. BRIGGS ?
1197
01:15:16,667 --> 01:15:19,625
MR. BRIGGS,
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
1198
01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:23,500
DO YOU KNOW
WHERE JANEY IS ?
SHE WENT OUT THERE ON HER OWN.
1199
01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:25,750
THERE’S CHARLIE
EVERYWHERE.
1200
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:28,625
RIGHT. DO YOU KNOW
WHERE SHE WENT ?
1201
01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:31,500
COULDN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
WENT TO THE AIRPORT.
1202
01:15:31,500 --> 01:15:34,500
SOMETHIN’ ABOUT...
PARIS.
1203
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:36,667
HER TOUR IS OVER.
1204
01:15:36,667 --> 01:15:39,083
PARIS.
THANK YOU, SIR.
1205
01:15:39,083 --> 01:15:43,000
I NEED AMMO !
I CAN’T HOLD ’EM OFF
MUCH LONGER !
1206
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,625
♪ EVERY TIME
I THINK OF YOU ♪
1207
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:49,125
♪ I FEEL SHOT RIGHT THROUGH
WITH A BOLT OF BLUE ♪
1208
01:15:49,125 --> 01:15:51,959
[ Man ] OFF THE ROAD,
YOU GLASSES-AND-PONYTAIL FREAK
!
1209
01:15:51,959 --> 01:15:54,792
♪ IT’S A PROBLEM I FIND ♪
1210
01:15:54,792 --> 01:15:58,709
♪ LIVING LIFE
THAT I CAN’T LEAVE BEHIND ♪
1211
01:15:58,709 --> 01:16:02,667
♪ EVERY TIME
I SEE YOU FALLING ♪
1212
01:16:02,667 --> 01:16:06,333
♪ I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES
AND PRAY ♪♪
TWO DOLLARS !
1213
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,709
TWO DOLLARS !
TWO DOLLARS !
1214
01:16:08,709 --> 01:16:11,542
[ Bell Dinging ]
TWO DOLLARS !
1215
01:16:11,542 --> 01:16:13,291
[ Grunting ]
1216
01:16:14,709 --> 01:16:17,208
[ Bus Driver ]
NEXT STOP, AIRPORT.
1217
01:16:17,208 --> 01:16:19,709
[ Man On P.A. ]
THE RED ZONE IS FOR
THE IMMEDIATE LOADING...
1218
01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:22,000
AND UNLOADING
OF PASSENGERS ONLY.
1219
01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,500
NO PARKING.
1220
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:28,959
[ Woman On P.A. ]
ATTENTION: ALL 1986 RED
PORSCHE
944s PARKED IN THE WHITE ZONE...
1221
01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:31,583
WILL BE TOWED IMMEDIATELY.
1222
01:16:35,709 --> 01:16:39,500
[ Woman On P.A. ]
PARIS AIR FLIGHT 805
TO ART SCHOOL IN PARIS...
1223
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:43,291
FROM GATE 122
IS NOW BOARDING.
1224
01:16:46,709 --> 01:16:50,166
[ Man On P.A.
Speaking German ]
1225
01:16:55,375 --> 01:16:58,166
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE !
1226
01:16:58,166 --> 01:17:01,250
THERE’S A GIRL
BOARDING A PLANE
RIGHT NOW TO PARIS...
1227
01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:03,834
THAT I LOVE.
1228
01:17:03,834 --> 01:17:07,625
AND IF I DON’T GET THERE
IN TIME AND TELL HER
HOW I REALLY FEEL,
1229
01:17:07,625 --> 01:17:09,417
I MAY NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
1230
01:17:14,417 --> 01:17:16,583
GO GET HER, SON.
1231
01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:19,750
GOOD LUCK,
YOUNG MAN.
1232
01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:23,083
GO GET HER !
1233
01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:26,125
[ Detector Beeping ]
OH, HELL. JUST GO.
1234
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,166
[ Beeping ]
FREEZE, BITCH !
1235
01:17:30,166 --> 01:17:33,625
[ Woman On P.A.
Speaking Spanish ]
1236
01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:43,417
[ Woman ]
YOU’RE BLEEDING
ON MY SUITCASE.
1237
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,667
[ Bone Cracking ]
1238
01:17:49,792 --> 01:17:53,375
EXCUSE ME !
EXCUSE ME, EVERYONE !
1239
01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:57,667
THERE’S A GIRL
ABOUT TO BOARD A PLANE
TO PARIS RIGHT NOW...
1240
01:17:57,667 --> 01:18:00,333
THAT I LOVE, AND--
1241
01:18:00,333 --> 01:18:03,041
WE ALREADY HEARD
THAT ONE, ASSHOLE.
1242
01:18:05,625 --> 01:18:08,667
[ Woman On P.A. ]
FINAL BOARDING CALL
FOR PARIS AIR FLIGHT 805...
1243
01:18:08,667 --> 01:18:12,458
TO ART SCHOOL IN PARIS,
DEPARTING FROM GATE 122.
1244
01:18:12,458 --> 01:18:15,000
JANEY !
1245
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:19,083
HEY, SHITHEAD, THAT’S MINE !
COME ON. GIVE IT BACK.
1246
01:18:19,083 --> 01:18:21,250
JUST BELIEVE
IN THE BALL, JAKE,
1247
01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,583
AND THROW YOURSELF.
1248
01:18:23,583 --> 01:18:26,041
[ Grunts ]
YEAH.
1249
01:18:32,834 --> 01:18:36,125
- [ Groans ]
- YES !
1250
01:18:36,125 --> 01:18:37,959
NICE SHOT, JAKE.
1251
01:18:37,959 --> 01:18:40,000
[ Grunts ]
OW.
1252
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,917
JAKE ?
JANEY.
1253
01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,250
THANK GOD
I GOT TO YOU IN TIME.
LISTEN TO ME.
1254
01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:46,917
I’M NOT GONNA LET YOU
GET ON THIS PLANE
AND GO TO PARIS.
1255
01:18:46,917 --> 01:18:50,291
THIS IS THE FINAL BOARDING CALL
FOR FLIGHT 805,
WELL, WHY NOT ?
1256
01:18:50,291 --> 01:18:52,834
NONSTOP TO ART SCHOOL
IN PARIS.
1257
01:18:52,834 --> 01:18:56,000
SO IF YOU’RE TRYING TO FIND
THE WORDS TO STOP A GIRL
FROM LEAVING,
1258
01:18:56,000 --> 01:18:59,041
NOW WOULD BE THE TIME.
JANEY.
1259
01:19:01,792 --> 01:19:06,709
I MADE THAT BET
BEFORE I KNEW YOU,
1260
01:19:06,709 --> 01:19:09,000
BEFORE I REALLY KNEW ME.
1261
01:19:10,792 --> 01:19:13,834
OH, JAKE.
1262
01:19:13,834 --> 01:19:17,583
[ Woman On P.A. ]
OKAY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.
1263
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:23,375
PLEASE TELL ME
THAT YOU DIDN’T JUST
QUOTE FREDDIE PRINZE, JR.
1264
01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:29,250
I KNEW IT.
THAT WAS A LINE
FROM SHE’S ALL THAT.
1265
01:19:29,250 --> 01:19:31,667
I MASTURBATE
TO THAT MOVIE.
1266
01:19:34,083 --> 01:19:36,959
UH, DO YOU MIND ?
1267
01:19:36,959 --> 01:19:39,458
NO, NOT AT ALL.
I THINK MASTURBATION’S
VERY HEALTHY.
1268
01:19:42,458 --> 01:19:44,667
JANEY,
1269
01:19:44,667 --> 01:19:48,500
YOU TOLD ME YOU COULDN’T
BELIEVE IN SOMEONE THAT
DIDN’T BELIEVE IN YOU.
1270
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:52,709
WELL, I BELIEVED IN YOU.
I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU.
1271
01:19:52,709 --> 01:19:54,959
OH, JAKE.
1272
01:19:54,959 --> 01:19:57,083
[ Woman On P.A. ]
OH, GOD.
1273
01:19:57,083 --> 01:19:59,625
I CAN’T BELIEVE
YOU FELL FOR THAT CRAP.
1274
01:19:59,625 --> 01:20:02,417
- THAT’S FROM PRETTY IN PINK.
- ARE YOU SURE ?
1275
01:20:02,417 --> 01:20:06,166
- TRUST ME.
- EXCUSE ME.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
1276
01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:09,709
LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE PIECE
OF ADVICE HERE, JAKE.
1277
01:20:09,709 --> 01:20:13,917
LOSE THE "I’M THE CUTE AND
SENSITIVE, POPULAR BOY WITH
THE BIG SIDEBURNS" ROUTINE.
1278
01:20:13,917 --> 01:20:18,792
IT’S JUST TOO PATHETIC.
AND FOR ONCE, TELL JANEY
WHAT’S TRUE IN YOUR HEART.
1279
01:20:18,792 --> 01:20:21,625
STOP BEING
SUCH A LITTLE BITCH.
1280
01:20:21,625 --> 01:20:24,166
AND YOU, JANEY,
LITTLE MISS OTHER SIDE
OF THE TRACKS,
1281
01:20:24,166 --> 01:20:26,667
AWKWARD REBEL GIRL
WITH THE PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL
GLASSES,
1282
01:20:26,667 --> 01:20:29,333
WHY DON’T YOU WISE UP
TO JAKE’S BULLSHIT ?
1283
01:20:29,333 --> 01:20:31,417
STOP BEING
SUCH A DUMB-ASS.
1284
01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:37,041
SHE’S RIGHT.
1285
01:20:37,041 --> 01:20:39,417
JANEY ?
YES, JAKE ?
1286
01:20:41,959 --> 01:20:44,875
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GET ON THAT PLANE
AND GO TO PARIS.
1287
01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:46,834
HUH ?
1288
01:20:46,834 --> 01:20:51,000
WELL, I MEAN,
IF YOU STAY, WE REALLY
ONLY HAVE THE SUMMER.
1289
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,625
THEN I GO TO COLLEGE, AND
WE’LL TALK ON THE PHONE...
1290
01:20:53,625 --> 01:20:57,208
AND SPEND THE OCCASIONAL
WEEKEND TOGETHER,
WHICH IS NICE.
1291
01:20:57,208 --> 01:21:01,583
BUT CHANCES ARE, I’M GONNA
GET WRECKED AND HAVE UNPROTECTED
SEX WITH SOME GIRL IN MY DORM.
1292
01:21:01,583 --> 01:21:04,000
YOU’LL FIND HER THONG
AND CALL ME A SLUT.
1293
01:21:04,000 --> 01:21:07,500
I’LL CALL YOU A COCK TEASE,
AND WE’LL BREAK UP.
1294
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:11,333
SO WHEN YOU REALLY
THINK ABOUT IT,
WHAT’S THE POINT ?
1295
01:21:14,291 --> 01:21:19,583
WELL, THAT... WASN’T
EXACTLY THE KIND OF TRUTH
I WAS EXPECTING.
1296
01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:24,041
THAT DOESN’T MEAN
I’M GONNA FALL FOR IT.
1297
01:21:24,041 --> 01:21:27,166
I MEAN, HOW BIG OF A DUMB-ASS
DO YOU THINK I AM ?
1298
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:29,583
YOU OBVIOUSLY
STOLE THAT SPEECH
FROM KARATE KID.
1299
01:21:29,583 --> 01:21:32,000
NO, ACTUALLY, I--
SHH.
1300
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,000
JAKE, IT’S OKAY.
1301
01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:37,041
I LOVE YOU TOO.
1302
01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:40,000
WE ALL KNOW
WHERE THIS IS GOING.
1303
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,083
FUCKING TEENAGERS.
1304
01:21:43,375 --> 01:21:48,000
[ Crowd ]
AWW !
1305
01:21:50,792 --> 01:21:53,625
THIS IS IT--
THE RIGHT MOMENT.
1306
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:56,458
♪ MOVING FORWARD
USING ALL MY BREATH ♪
1307
01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:58,709
[ One Person
Clapping Slowly ]
1308
01:21:58,709 --> 01:22:03,208
♪ MAKING LOVE TO YOU
WAS NEVER SECOND BEST ♪
1309
01:22:03,208 --> 01:22:06,542
♪ I SAW THE WORLD THRASHING
ALL AROUND YOUR FACE ♪
1310
01:22:06,542 --> 01:22:08,834
[ Hysterical Sobbing ]
1311
01:22:08,834 --> 01:22:12,375
♪ NEVER REALLY KNOWING
IT WAS ALWAYS MESH AND LACE ♪
SON OF A BITCH !
1312
01:22:17,041 --> 01:22:20,000
♪ I’LL STOP THE WORLD
AND MELT WITH YOU ♪
1313
01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:22,041
♪ I’LL STOP THE WORLD
AND MELT WITH YOU ♪
1314
01:22:22,041 --> 01:22:24,875
♪ I’LL STOP THE WORLD
AND MELT WITH YOU ♪
1315
01:22:24,875 --> 01:22:28,375
♪ I’LL STOP THE WORLD
AND MELT WITH YOU ♪
1316
01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:32,041
[ Briggs ]
OHH, BETTY,
1317
01:22:32,041 --> 01:22:34,458
MEET APOLLONIA.
1318
01:22:34,458 --> 01:22:37,041
WE’RE GONNA HAVE
A THREE-WAY.
1319
01:22:37,041 --> 01:22:39,542
[ Panting ]
AHH !
1320
01:22:39,542 --> 01:22:41,917
[ Hysterical Laughter ]
1321
01:22:41,917 --> 01:22:54,500
♪♪
1322
01:22:57,083 --> 01:23:00,750
♪ HEY, HEY
HEY, HEY ♪
1323
01:23:00,750 --> 01:23:05,917
♪ WHOO-HOO, OOH-OHH ♪
1324
01:23:12,750 --> 01:23:16,250
♪ WON’T YOU COME SEE
ABOUT ME ♪
1325
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:21,583
♪ I’LL BE ALONE, DANCING
YOU KNOW IT, BABY ♪
1326
01:23:21,583 --> 01:23:25,125
♪ TELL ME
YOUR TROUBLES AND DOUBTS ♪
1327
01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:29,000
♪ GIVIN’ ME EVERYTHING
INSIDE AND OUT ♪
1328
01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,375
♪ AND LOVE’S STRANGE ♪
1329
01:23:31,375 --> 01:23:33,917
♪ SO REAL IN THE DARK ♪
1330
01:23:33,917 --> 01:23:38,417
♪ THINK OF THE TENDER THINGS
THAT WE WERE WORKING ON ♪
1331
01:23:38,417 --> 01:23:42,917
♪ SLOW CHANGE
MAY PULL US APART ♪
1332
01:23:42,917 --> 01:23:47,208
♪ WHEN THE LIGHT
GETS INTO
YOUR HEART, BABY ♪
1333
01:23:47,208 --> 01:23:52,417
♪ DON’T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
1334
01:23:52,417 --> 01:23:55,959
♪ SAID DON’T, DON’T
DON’T, DON’T ♪
1335
01:23:55,959 --> 01:24:00,083
♪ DON’T YOU
FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
1336
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:08,250
♪ SAID WILL YOU
STAND ABOVE ME ♪
1337
01:24:08,250 --> 01:24:10,500
♪ LOOK MY WAY ♪
1338
01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:12,792
♪ NEVER LOVE ME ♪
1339
01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:17,375
♪ RAIN KEEPS FALLING
THE RAIN KEEPS FALLING ♪
1340
01:24:17,375 --> 01:24:21,166
♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
1341
01:24:21,166 --> 01:24:25,625
♪ SAID WILL YOU RECOGNIZE ME ♪
1342
01:24:25,625 --> 01:24:30,166
♪ CALL MY NAME
OR WALK ON BY ♪
1343
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:34,792
♪ THE RAIN KEEPS FALLING
RAIN KEEPS FALLING ♪
1344
01:24:34,792 --> 01:24:38,709
♪ DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
1345
01:24:41,166 --> 01:24:44,500
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY ♪
1346
01:24:44,500 --> 01:24:47,417
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH ♪
1347
01:24:47,417 --> 01:24:50,291
♪ OOH-OHH ♪
1348
01:24:56,542 --> 01:25:00,333
♪ DON’T YOU TRY TO PRETEND ♪
1349
01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:05,166
♪ IT’S MY FEELING
WE’LL WIN IN THE END ♪
1350
01:25:05,166 --> 01:25:09,166
♪ I WON’T HARM YOUR DEFENSES ♪
1351
01:25:09,166 --> 01:25:12,583
♪ VANITY, INSECURITY ♪
1352
01:25:12,583 --> 01:25:17,458
♪ AH, NOW
DON’T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
1353
01:25:17,458 --> 01:25:22,417
♪ SAID I’LL BE ALONE, DANCING
YOU KNOW IT, BABY ♪
1354
01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:26,583
♪ GOING TO TAKE YOU APART ♪
1355
01:25:26,583 --> 01:25:31,208
♪ I’LL PUT US BACK TOGETHER
AT HEART, BABY ♪
1356
01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:33,750
♪ DON’T YOU ♪
1357
01:25:33,750 --> 01:25:37,041
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
1358
01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:39,792
♪ SAID DON’T, DON’T
DON’T, DON’T ♪
1359
01:25:39,792 --> 01:25:42,291
♪ DON’T YOU ♪
1360
01:25:42,291 --> 01:25:46,250
♪ FORGET ABOUT ME ♪
1361
01:25:46,250 --> 01:25:50,625
♪ AS YOU WALK ON BY ♪
1362
01:25:50,625 --> 01:25:54,875
♪ WILL YOU CALL MY NAME ♪
1363
01:25:54,875 --> 01:25:59,291
♪ AS YOU WALK ON BY ♪
1364
01:25:59,291 --> 01:26:03,500
♪ WILL YOU CALL MY NAME ♪
1365
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:07,500
♪ WHEN YOU WALK AWAY ♪
1366
01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,125
♪ WILL YOU WALK AWAY ♪
1367
01:26:20,834 --> 01:26:23,750
♪ WILL YOU WALK ON BY ♪
1368
01:26:25,250 --> 01:26:28,166
♪ AND WILL YOU CALL MY NAME ♪
1369
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:32,542
♪ SAID WILL YOU WALK ON BY ♪
1370
01:26:33,917 --> 01:26:37,166
♪ AND WILL YOU CALL MY NAME ♪
1371
01:26:39,166 --> 01:26:43,250
♪ I SAID LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1372
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,333
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1373
01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:49,709
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1374
01:26:49,709 --> 01:26:54,041
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1375
01:26:54,041 --> 01:26:57,834
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1376
01:26:57,834 --> 01:27:00,542
♪ WILL YOU WALK ON BY ♪
1377
01:27:00,542 --> 01:27:06,375
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
♪ WILL YOU CALL MY NAME ♪
1378
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:09,291
♪ WHEN YOU WALK ON BY ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1379
01:27:09,291 --> 01:27:11,750
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA ♪
1380
01:27:11,750 --> 01:27:19,208
♪ WILL YOU CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ LA-LA-LA-LA
LA-LA-LA, LA-LA-LA-LA ♪♪
1381
01:27:23,083 --> 01:27:27,208
♪ WELL, IT STARTED OUT
WHEN WE WERE VERY YOUNG ♪
1382
01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:33,500
♪ SCHOOLYARD KIDS ON THE PROWL
JUST HAVING FUN ♪
1383
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:42,542
♪ SMOKIN’ CIGARETTES
AND TRYIN’ TO BUY SOME BEER ♪
1384
01:27:42,542 --> 01:27:47,208
♪ THE 8 BEFORE 21
THOSE WERE THE YEARS ♪
1385
01:27:48,834 --> 01:27:53,709
♪ ’CAUSE AFTER ALL
WE ARE ♪
1386
01:27:53,709 --> 01:27:57,250
♪ WE ARE ALL FRIENDS ♪
1387
01:28:01,750 --> 01:28:06,375
♪ ’CAUSE AFTER ALL
WE ARE ♪
1388
01:28:06,375 --> 01:28:09,542
♪ WE ARE ALL FRIENDS ♪
1389
01:28:11,041 --> 01:28:14,000
♪ ’CAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS THERE ♪
1390
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,250
♪ AND IT’S ALWAYS RIGHT ♪
1391
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:20,375
♪ AND IT’S ALWAYS BEEN ♪
1392
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:24,834
♪ AND YOU’RE ALWAYS THERE
RIGHT ON ♪
1393
01:28:33,792 --> 01:28:39,709
♪ AFTER ALL WE ARE
WE ARE ALL FRIENDS ♪♪
[ Cheering ]
1394
01:28:39,709 --> 01:28:43,583
♪ SUN’S BURNED MY CORNEA ♪
1395
01:28:43,583 --> 01:28:47,667
♪ I CAN NO LONGER SEE-EE-EE ♪
1396
01:28:47,667 --> 01:28:52,291
♪ I’M NOT KIDDING
SOMEBODY, PLEASE
FUCKING HELP ME ♪♪
1397
01:28:55,917 --> 01:28:58,000
[ Man ]
QUICK, GRAB HER GUITAR.
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