All language subtitles for Million.to.One.2023

What up, Food Gang Bang Bang?

This your boy Dre Shaw, and
I'm back with another review.

This time, we got
a Wicked Whopper.

Let's get into it.

Whoo, whoo.

This good.

This is terrible.

What up, what up, what up?

It's your boy Dre Shaw,
Food Gang Bang Bang.

This weekend,
I'm gonna meet y'all

at the Something
in the Water Festival.

Meet me there.
Matter of fact, beat me there.

Got it? Cool.

Whoo, they loving the kid,
new followers.

Food Gang Bang Bang.

Oh!

Whoo.

This your boy Dre Shaw, man,

and I'm back with another
Food Gang Bang Bang,

and I got another hit on
my hands, y'all, whoo.

Yo, Tommy.

Yo.

- How you feeling?
- How you, man?

- My man.
- Oh, lemme get some of that.

Ah! Man, ain't you out there
getting comped six-course meals?

- Them meals ain't free, Tommy.
- Then you need

to upgrade your
hustle, my brother.

You need to stick to helping
politicians scam people.

That's what you need to do.

That's not
what politicians do.

It's not?

You know, okay.
Let's shake this up, Dre.

Okay.

So, you know what
I was thinking?

Why would I know what
you was thinking, Tommy?

Far be for me to
impose, but you know

what I think you need on
your little social media?

My little social media?

Why does everybody think that
they know what I'm doing?

It's not about just
taking pictures of food.

It's strategic.
How many followers you got?

- Me?
- Yes, you.

Oh, shoot, um, um,

- a solid, cool, uh, 1,200.
- 800.

Hey, got to round up, brother.

Look, here's what you need,
man, a partner.

- What?
- A co-host.

I'll pretend like
I didn't hear that.

Someone attractive.

- Fun.
- Fun.

Look, I watch
those TV shows, Dre.

TV, what's that?

It's always two, Dre.

Always two.

I see what you're saying.

Somebody easy on the eyes.

Yeah.

Give the world a
different perspective.

Ha! It's simmering now.

Oh, it's cooking!

- Food metaphor.
- Analogy.

Ooh, it'll let the world know
that, uh, you're an idiot.

Huh?

Now, that was
unnecessarily hurtful, man.

Oh. I got a million followers.

A million people can't be wrong.

- Oh, they absolutely can.
- Absolutely not.

- And it's 800,000.
- A million, almost a million.

- But it doesn't mean anything.
- It does.

I'm talking about for you, Dre.

- It's just a number.
- Ten is just a number.

- A million is a bigger number.
- That's accurate.

It's a stamp
to let everybody know.

All the doubters, haters,
and naysayers know

that a kid from nowhere
has made it, bro.

But no one doubts you, Dre.

I made it on these shoulders.

- All right.
- These shoulders.

- All me, baby.
- Yep. All right.

- Now, lemme get some of that.
- Uh-uh.

All you?

- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm?

All me baby.

- You a hater.
- Talk to me.

- You a hater. Yeah.
- I hear you. Yeah.

That's a very
pretty tune, Carlo.

What's the name of it?

Oh, that's
the name, too.

I thought it was just the words.

Oh, yes, that's it.
Irene's got herself engaged.

- To whom?
- I don't know,

Van something or other.

I think he's that boy with his
arm around that girl in pink.

- He's got lots of money.
- Well, he'll need it.

Let me get a
Widow Jane, 10 year.

Yo, what's her deal?

How the hell should I know?

Hey, hey, man, go on
somewhere, angry man.

He's angry for no reason, damn.

Hi.

Hi.

- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.

- Do you like this place?
- It's all right.

See the
bartender over there?

- Mm-hmm.
- He was rude to me.

- Yeah?
- Hurt my feelings.

You do seem like
a sensitive guy.

I'm emotional,
but I can be very litigious.

You're not thinking about
suing the place, are you?

Suing the brakes
off this place.

But I can be impulsive.

I can see that.

So, you see my dilemma?

- I can.
- What should I do?

- Here's what you do.
- Talk to me.

You can tell him
you'll sue him,

but you'll give him a pass,

so every time he sees you,
he'll be on his best behavior.

- I like that.
- I solve problems.

I see.

What's your name?

Tatiana.

Tatiana. What do you do?

Mm, you're definitely from DC.

I'm in the food industry.

Oh, I'm in the food game, too.

Hmm, you own a restaurant?

No, I'm a food critic.

You might have heard
of me, Dre Shaw.

No.

I don't do it all stuffy
and stiffy how it sounds.

I add my own thing
to the food game.

Food game?

Can I get you a drink?

I'm still working on this one.

Can I stay for a while?

- Well--
- Here's the thing.

There's no shortages
of clubs and bars in DC,

so for us to be
at the same place,

at the same time,
on the same night,

it's like winning the lotto.

Look around.

Got the whole place
to ourselves,

our own personal mixologist,

and for us to not get
to know one another--

It would be irresponsible of us.

We'd be cursing the gods.

So, you're a food
critic and a theologian.

- Seems that way.
- It's an interesting mix.

So, you're saying
you're interested?

- I didn't say that.
- Well, you didn't not.

How do you know I believe
the same things you believe?

Well, you didn't
ask me to leave.

You haven't given
me the opportunity.

So, you want me to?

I'm not sure.

But you probably should.

Why is that?

Damn.

- You lost?
- I ain't lost.

I know where my seat is.

How 'bout you go find it?

"How 'bout you go find it?"

I'm gonna find my seat
'cause I want to find my seat,

not 'cause you all close
standing up on me all like that.

That's what your little ass get.

Hey, man, if you don't get
your angry ass on somewhere...

Fat neck.

It's all good.

Dre Shaw got options.

Yo, hello!

Yeah, it's Dre Shaw.

Yeah, I'm sorry
I didn't get back to you.

Been a little busy.

Yeah, working 'cause
I'm a working man, yep.

I miss your face, though.

Yeah, I do, you know,
'cause a woman's face

without freckles is like a
night without stars.

Yeah, uh-huh.

What you doing?

Big bro.

Rise and shine,
baby bro.

It's early.

Half the day
gone already.

Everybody ain't up with
the roosters like you.

Boy, the city
done made you soft.

Listen, clear your calendar.

- Pack a bag.
- Why?

Monica and I decided to
get married this weekend.

What?

When was you gonna tell me?

I just said
we just decided, dummy.

We don't wanna wait anymore.

Ain't no point to it really.

We're both ready.

Gonna get married
here at the house,

just the people close to us.

It's a little short
notice, don't you think?

I can't do it
without my best man.

Come on, man.

Well, what you got going on?

You don't know
what I got going on.

What, your little
internet thing?

You not gonna keep
disrespecting what I do.

-Oh, what you gonna do about it?
-Drive up there, bust your head.

You gonna be getting married
with the white meat hanging out.

- Man, telephone tough guy.
- Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, whatever. I'm expecting
you here in the morning.

I love you.

What's wrong?

Who does that?

Who just hijacks
somebody's weekend

like they don't have
nothing else going on?

Do you have something
else going on?

That's not the point.

He's your brother.

He loves you enough
to ensure you're part

of such a momentous occasion.

That should mean something.

Mean what?

Yo, yo.

All right.

- Big bro.
- Baby bro.

Oh, man, good to see you.

Good to see you, boy.

- Ah, oh, God.
- Yeah, man.

Mi casa es su casa, bro.

- Thank you. Yes sir.
- Come on in.

And once we get through
the wedding, get situated,

gonna find a bigger
place out in the country.

That's what's up, bro.

Yeah, she's likes
a lot of land,

and I don't like people.

Match made in heaven.

You laugh, but...

This is country enough for me.

Monica's a good woman.

You're making
the right choice, brother.

Thanks. Still, you know, nerves.

Stop acting like
a little punk.

I knew it was
too good to be true,

you acting like a normal person.

- What?
- Why you gotta ruin everything?

- I ruin everything?
- Yeah.

Speak of the devil.

Once y'all start the speaking.

Then, she'll appear.

Baby.

Oh, hey baby bro-in-law.

- Not yet.
- Oh, clock's ticking.

It's inevitable.

Mm, what's your name, cutie?

Wouldn't
you like to know?

I like 'em sassy.

That is so sweet of you
guys to get the bags.

What? I just got here.

Mm-hmm, right on time,
baby bro-in-law.

Come on, man,
get the bag.

Shut up.

Okay.

Baby, what did you
do with the, uh--

Babe, it's where
it always is, babe.

- It's not, baby.
- Babe.

- Come on, babe.
- Oh, look at you.

You know she's
calling you a pig, right?

Babe was a pig.

Why do you hate love, Dre?

- I asked you nicely, Dre.
- What?

Did you say you were
gonna get some food, babe?

I didn't say that, baby.

I thought
I heard you say that.

No, we got
a counter full of groceries.

Yeah,
but then that means

I would have to make something,

and it's just that
I don't want to.

Oh, baby,
the party's tonight.

So, you're just
gonna let me starve?

That's your plan, just,
just let me starve?

Baby, we got the chef
and the whole nine.

I know, but it's
like I'm hungry now,

so if you could just find it in
your heart to just, you know.

All right, I'll run by Mixt.

- Oh, Mixt, that sounds good.
- Mm-hmm.

You should take Dre with you.

That way you guys can have
some brother bonding time.

- What? Monica, there you go.
- What?

Talking how you talk,
acting how you act.

- Hmm, someone's sensitive.
- Yeah, he is.

Is that because you
don't have a date?

Who said I don't got a date?

You, you sitting there
all solo and salty.

Dre Shaw got options.

- Third person?
- Dead giveaway.

I thought we was
going somewhere.

Come on, boy. Let's go, man.

Damn, man. I hope
he mess up your food, too.

Yeah, and if he does,
I'm taking yours.

Uh-huh, you boys play nice.

- Thanks
- Thank you.

Ooh, that's good.

So, how's your boy Tommy?

Ah, man, he's good.

Thinks he's gonna be
president one day.

Yeah, that's good.

- He's a good kid.
- Yeah.

Hey, man, can you not do
that social media this weekend?

- What?
- You know how you do.

Keep it classy.

Be present.

That was layered with,
like, ten insults, bro.

We gotta go fly fishing
while you're here.

Be like the good old days.

Great.

It'll Zen you out.

When'd you become
such a soft city boy?

If you wanna live out in
the country and spearfish,

fine by me, but we live in
a civilization here, bro.

It's the suburbs.

You, the locusts, and cicadas,
you can have it, bro.

Open air cleanses the soul.

What?

Yeah, something
Stacy used to say.

Stacy?

Why you bringing up Stacy, bro?

I didn't bring her up.

You just brought her up.

I didn't-- never mind.

Isaac, don't go down that road.

What?

You know what I'm talking about.

We should be heading out, man.

Boring-ass party.

You know any Kendrick Lamar?

His earlier work has a
certain je ne sais quoi.

Any Drake for the ladies?

Forget you then.

Oh, enjoying yourself?

What do you think?

What do you prefer,
a DJ with a laptop

and a bunch of pretty people
just standing around

taking pictures of themselves,
not talking to each other?

Witty social commentary.

You need to broaden
your horizons.

Dre Shaw got class.

So what
your brother's choices are--

Wack, square, stuffy?

Conservative.

He indulges me
and doesn't complain.

You think I think he enjoys
going to farmers' markets

and watching true crime
shows before bed?

That is the most wackest
thing I've ever heard.

Well, I'm sorry we can't
all eat Fruity Pebbles

for dinner in our 30s,
Mr. Highbrow.

He told you that?

We don't keep secrets.

We have a bond
that can't be broken.

Don't you like anything?

Food's good.

"Food's good."

Well, there you go.

Way to use your words.

I'm gonna turn
this up a notch.

See, the thing
about fly fishing,

people just wanna
throw it out there.

It's technique, tempo.

People wanna give
it a few pumps.

I just flip it out there

and will one of them
bad boys back in, you know?

Yeah, look, Isaac,
I love you, bro.

You getting ready
to join the family,

but, bro, I don't care anything

about what you
talking about, man.

- Oh, my God, man.
- All right, all right.

Dre, don't jump in my pool, boy.

Jump in the pool, Dre.

Dre, I'm serious.

- Don't do it.
- Do it.

Dre.

Hasta luego, Placido Domingo.

Dre.

Oh, my God.

All right, everyone.

Don't encourage this idiot.

Now, our wonderfully
talented chef, Tatiana--

Oh, snap.

Would like to inform
you lovely people

that dinner is served.

Hey.

Okay, big time,
I see you with the private chef.

Hey.

- You again?
- What are you doing here?

You like causing
a scene, don't you?

- You're the chef?
- That's what the coat means.

Why?

Why are you being weird?

I thought
I'd never see you again.

Hmm.

Is, uh, freckles here?

Who?

Where you going?

I'm at work.

What are the odds?

What are the odds
that I see you again?

What are the odds of anything?

Plot twist.

Hey, wait up.

Pretty good spread.

I think everyone
deserves a great hat.

Do not embarrass me
at my wedding.

- Ray Jay dance.
- No, do not embarrass me.

Yo, yo, yo, what'd I miss?

Hey, man, that dive
was a ten, bro.

Oh, what do you say, man?

Lighten up, 'Saac.

Tati, this food
looks delicious.

Wait, you don't
know her like that.

Her name is Tatiana.

Mademoiselle Tatiana,
the food looks magnifique, eh?

- Oh, my God.
- Thank you.

You did all this?

All right, everybody,
let me have your attention.

I wanna say thank you to all
of you for being here today.

It means a lot
to both Monica and I.

And I'm blessed to spend
such a special occasion

with such special people.

Even my baby brother
came all this way.

Look at you, boy.

Mom and dad woulda
been proud.

And even though I'm not
one for the emotional talk,

forgive a bro.

The drinks is talking now.

Oh, baby, what can I say?

Even though it's impossible,
I promise to do all I can

to try to make you as
happy as you make me.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

To us.

To us.

Hey, to all of us.

To all of us.

Hear, hear.

I know, but I told
you I'm at work, Mark.

I can't talk right now.

Yeah, yes, I miss you, too.

Don't be silly. I'll call you...

- Mr. Shaw.
- Oh, Isaac.

- Is that a situation?
- This?

Uh, lemme talk to him.

Mr.-- I mean, Isaac--

Nonsense. Let me talk to him.

Hey, buddy,
Tatiana's a good cook, boy.

Should be against the law
or made illegal.

Hey, listen.

What's his name?

Mark, Mark.

All right, yeah.

So, we're having
a great weekend,

and I see Tatiana just
moping along kicking the can,

and I'm like, "What's wrong?"

And she's like,
"Mike's not here.

I don't know what to do."

And I'm like, "Get him on the
first thing smoking pronto."

You know what I mean?

So, I expect you to be here.

Don't make me a liar.

All right, hey, peace
in the Middle East, kid.

All right.

Hello.

Oh, he, uh, he hung up.

But he sounds like a
real nice guy, you know.

It's turning out to be a
great weekend.

Let the festivities begin!

Um, I'ma hit the can real quick.

Wait, you did what?

What, no good?

I...

Oh, you're speechless.

There's only one other time
that you're speechless.

Don't start.

It's when--

I know when it is.

No, baby, don't get mad at me.

I'm just a poor,
innocent vagrant.

A what?

Ooh.

What's so funny?

I just thought about how
delicious this is gonna be

when Dre sees
this man pull up here.

Like, it's gonna be--

Okay, what do you mean?

Oh, babe, how did you survive
before I found you?

Don't worry about how I did it.
I got it done.

- Oh, is that right?
- Come here.

- Is that right?
- Gimme some love.

With your fine self.

Just wick it, bro.

What does it look
like I'm doing?

Boy, this a shame.

This why God created
grocery stores.

What you gonna do
when it all goes down?

Move in with you.

- They got catfish in this?
- Small mouth bass, bro.

Well, can you fry
small mouth bass, bro?

You can fry anything.

Hey, sorry about earlier.

What?

Bringing up Stacy.

That was stupid.

You ain't gotta apologize to me.

That's what you do, be stupid.

Hey, thanks for coming, bro.

Wouldn't've missed
this for the world, bro.

Now, isn't this better

than being trapped by buildings,

blaring traffic in your ears,
and you stuck to that iPhone?

No.

I can't catch anything.

It's patience, bro.

Your instant gratification
like based lifestyle

holds no sway here
in Mother Nature.

Shut up.

This is supposed
to be a nice moment.

My bad. Oh, oh.

Caught one, boy.

- Lookie here.
- Oh, you really got one.

I can't listen to this.

You don't have no
Future, something?

Who? Boy, this is good driving
music right here, boy.

I can't live like this.

Somebody named Future,
that's just stupid.

What the hell he gonna do?
Tell me my future, dummy?

- What's going on here?
- I don't know.

- Why does he look familiar?
- Boy, that's racist.

Oh, that's, uh, Matt, Mike.

Mike? Mike who?

- Tatiana's man.
- What?

Yeah, I invited him.

What?

No good?

You're an idiot.

There he is,
the man of the hour, mm...

- Mark.
- Mark, Mark,

that's right, that's right.
This is my brother, Dre.

Brought your little bag
and everything, huh?

Always prepared, my friend.

Um, have we met before?

I have a million followers.

You might be one of 'em.

800,000, right?

900,000.

Oh, snap, moving on up.

I wouldn't follow you,
but nice to meet you.

Okay, okay, let's head inside.

Let me take your bags.

Very funny.

Well, I have several interests.

Some can get pretty expensive,

but why deprive yourself, I say.

Art, on the other hand,
it's less of an interest,

but just one of those
things I'm good at.

Sitting in your seat,
ain't he, big bro?

Sat right on down, didn't he?

Art salesman, wow.

And collector.

I got into art after getting
my doctorate at Columbia.

Columbia, that's
Ivy League, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

You know your universities.

Are you an Ivy Leaguer?

No, she went to Towson.

That's a state school.

Well, here's the
one thing I, uh--

Hun, a little bit more.
Thanks, babe.

Here's the one thing I
learned in the art business.

You know how they say the
first meeting is the hardest?

Well, I can assure you
it wasn't hard at all.

You know what I learned
in the street business?

We're from the suburbs.

And that's when a mother--

Boat, boat, boat.

I'm gonna head
for the boat, right?

Boat. Yes, boat. Tatiana, boat.

- Huh?
- Boat?

You nervous, bro?

Ha. No.

Ah, take it easy, man.

Ain't no sharks
out here in this water.

I'm fine.

And we got life jackets,
tank of gas,

enough brewskis to last us
till the end times.

You'll be fine, bro.

Come on, man, I'm trying
to drink my beer, boy.

My bad, man, my bad.

Siblings?

Two brothers and a sister.

- But you're the baby.
- What does that mean?

I have a sixth sense.

You were spoiled, too.

I don't like
where this is going.

No, it's a good thing.

When I was younger, yeah,

but as I got older,
it became a different story.

Parents are weird that way.

They love how they were loved.

Trust me, it has
nothing to do with you.

Do you have siblings?

Only child.

I see.

Don't do that.

Well, my parents weren't
much to write home about.

They loved each other a lot,

so much that they
ran off together

and left me with my grandmother.

Somehow or another,

everyone has walked away
from me at some point.

I don't know if I'm so afraid
of it that I attract it.

Abandonment issues much?

But not Isaac.

No, not Isaac.

- What's up, man?
- Hey, what's up?

- Brewskis?
- No, I don't do domestic.

Excuse me.

How you doing?

How much longer
we gotta be out here?

Not much longer, I'm sure.

Good, because I didn't
come out here for all this.

It won't be that much longer.

I'm gonna go check on Monica.

Got yourself in a pickle,
didn't ya?

- What?
- Tatiana.

Come on, man.

- Poker face sucks.
- She like corn balls.

- That's good news for you.
- I just don't understand

how you bring your dude
to a place with your employer.

- I invited him. It's my fault.
- Still, still.

You better calm yourself down.

You acting a little
aggressive, ain't you?

Because you keep
telling me what I do

- and what I don't.
- You better simmer down

before you find yourself on
the wrong side of this boat.

Why you always trying
to throw somebody over?

I'm not a young boy no more.
Try it. Try it.

- Come here.
- All right, all right.

- All right, relax.
- Yeah, yeah.

All right, okay.
You know your big brother.

How's that?

Mark?

You guys
are such gracious hosts,

and I don't even know you.

I shouldn't talk about
my personal stuff.

Please, I have Isaac
and Dre this weekend.

Girl, you are a welcome break.

Have you ever been
to a restaurant,

and the waiter describes
the meal exactly how you want,

how you need, and you get it--

And it's not what you thought.

But we're good.

You know, once you pull
back the layers, he's good.

We're good.

Sounds like a lotta work.

I think we can
take him, big bro.

Easy work.

First, you hit him in
the head with a Corona.

I grab his legs, man overboard.

Cheers.

Bama bam

Hundred K. Perfect.

Where you from?

Here.

You need to travel, my friend.

Is that what I need to do?

Absolutely.

Been all over the bubble.

Europe is nice, Italy, London,

but I'm partial to France.

Maybe you should live there.

But the islands,
women love the islands.

Ain't that right, hun?

I mean, who knows?

I'm pretty sure
your little food things

can afford you travel
with your women friends, right?

Yeah, that's what
you need to do.

- Is that what I need to do?
- Yeah.

You know what you need to do?
You need to--

But between you and me,
Belize is where you wanna go,

but, um, don't be where
I be.

You know what I'm saying?

All things the same,
Saint-Tropez is where it's at.

Women love it.

Took Tatiana there.

She had a ball.

Isn't that right, hun?

It was nice.

Uh-huh.

Sure know how to pick 'em.

Excuse you.

Hey, bro.

Got a few errands to run.

Be back shortly.

Wait, what?

Hey.

Hey, take me with you.

Man, I said we,
as in her and I, dummy.

- But--
- No, look.

You kids have
the run of the place.

Mi casa es su casa.

Don't leave me y'all.

Bye, Dre.

Come on, I'll drive.
I'll do whatever.

I'll wash the floor mats.

I'll clean the tires.

Don't leave me.
Put me in the trunk.

So hot.

Whoo.

Your bartender
at your service.

Thank you.

Mm, oh, so good.

- I know, right?
- Oh, my God.

Not as good as you are
looking in that bathing suit.

Thank you. You like it?

I love it.

You best believe it.

Best thing I've seen all day.

Thank you.

We should lay down, let that
beautiful body get some sun.

Yes, I want to.

Oh, sorry, man.

I know you're doing your
little social media thing.

Mark.

- What?
- Excuse us, Dre.

I think
they're cute together.

Dre and Tatiana, you think?

Yeah.

In case you haven't noticed,
there's a slight issue

with the fact that
she has a man.

Oh, please.

That bama won't be around
much longer.

So, you got it all
figured out, don't you?

Well, when it comes
to affairs of the heart,

I have a sixth sense.

Noticing this is a sense?

Got it.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, Dre's not ready
for a commitment like that.

Who said anything
about a commitment?

She's a nice girl.

I just think that
she'd be good for him.

All right.

Wait, let's go back.

Why would he not be
ready for a commitment?

Um, I'm not following.

Well, it's just that
Dre couldn't trip and fall

into a real relationship,
nor does he want to,

so what does him being ready
have to do with anything?

Babe, you're not
starting to read

into what I just said, are you?

Wait, you're not having--

- Me?
- Yeah.

What, babe? I'm,
I'm not nervous, of course not.

- Okay.
- Babe, I'm not nervous.

Baby, I'm ready.

Finally, some peace and quiet.

Where is everyone?

Why does everybody
think I know everything?

Nobody think you
know anything, dummy.

They out by the pool, I think.

Let's go out,
let off some steam.

That sounds like a great idea.

Oh.

Yes, oh.

You a naughty little thing,

yes, indeed, mm, mm.

Hi.

Oh, hello.

Did I ever tell you
I love your hair.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, listen, wait,
you, you listening?

I am.

I'm so happy you're here.

That's sweet, thank you.

It's that I think
you're such a sweet girl,

and I can't imagine.

And, and it's just
I.

Get it together, Monica.

Can I, can I give you some
advice, not that you need it

- or anything.
- Um, okay.

One, always trust you.

You know, you know?

And two, whenever--

Wait, wait, wait.

What's two?

Oh, whenever--

One is enough.

Um, I'm gonna find Mr. Shaw.

I'll be right back. Stay here.

You know who can
help you find him.

Dre, yeah.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Stay, okay?

I ain't no damn puppy.

Stay.

Hey, Tatiana.

Have you seen Mr. Shaw?

No, look, I need to talk to you.

Okay, what?

Dre, Dre.

Come over here.

I gotta talk to you man.

I don't know what
she sees in him.

I mean, I went to college, too.

Yeah, he graduated. You went.

Hey, man, whose side are you on?

Shut up, man.

Do I look off?

There something wrong with me?

I mean, you look how you
normally look, so yeah.

Boy, I'm serious.

My neck tight, I can't swallow,
my back seizing up on me.

Well, which one is it, man?

- Is it your neck or your back?
- It's my neck and my back, man.

Calm down, man. Put a lid on it.

I'm in full control
of my emotions.

Come on, Isaac.

- Come on, man.
- What is that?

- What?
- You're the normal one.

I'm the dummy that does
the dumb stuff, remember?

Yeah, you're right, man.

You're the idiot.

You're the dummy, not me.

Thanks, bro.

Yeah, sorry.

Tighten up, Isaac.

What is that?

Did you let her drink brown?

Did I let her drink brown?

Go get your lady, man.

Oh, geez.

Whole system
falling apart, damn.

Hmm.

You fine.

Look, I got some work
stuff that came up.

- I have to head back.
- Now?

Yes, you know I take
my work seriously.

But you told 'em
you were staying.

So, who the hell are they?

Watch out, man.

I don't need all
this resistance, okay?

All those vacations
I take you on aren't free.

You should have a little more
respect for what I do.

I never asked you
to take me anywhere.

Everything all right?

Yeah. Mark has to go.

Fine by me.

You wouldn't know anything
about this, little man,

but duty calls.

You mean booty calls.

- What was that?
- You heard what I said.

Look, Mark, if you have to go,
just leave.

You know what? That's exactly
what I'm gonna do.

- I'll see you back in the city.
- No, you won't.

These are good people, and they
invited you into their home,

and you repay them by
being a condescending ass.

So, no, you won't see me.

Get the-- sing it, girl.

Tell him.

Fine, whatever.

Your loss.

Man, watch your mouth.

- Hey, Dre, Dre.
- What you wanna do?

- Bust a move.
- Get back here. Stop.

Uh, not now, uh-uh.
Because he--

He ain't top notch.

Anything else? Okay.

Come here often?

Can I sit?

Please.

I'm so sorry about all this.

It's so unprofessional.

It's all right.

I'm having a good time,
honestly.

If this is
the coming attraction,

-the wedding is going to--
-Barn burner.

You drunk, ain't ya?

I'm fine.

I'm gonna take this one home.

You guys ready?

We'll get a car.

I don't know if you've noticed,

but I've had a couple.

Been drinking that brown.

- What? No, I don't--
- You know I don't mind.

She let that tiger out.

- Okay, girl.
- Come on, man.

I know when I'm a third wheel.

Dre, hmm?

- Man.
- 'Kay

Bye.

Bye.

They're gonna be
together forever.

Let's hope so.

Need something?

Yeah.

Sorry about dude.

Don't be.

Hungry?

Nah, you?

I'm always hungry.

Make a mean bowl
of Apple Jacks.

What else you got?

Tea.

You get on that, and
I'll take care of the rest.

Can do.

Got us these.

What?

You really like this?

Yeah.

Are you gonna rate my food?

I know about you.

Food Gang Bang Bang.

People really like it.

Mm, that's all that
matters, I guess.

This is your passion?

Mm-hmm, it's the
attention it needs.

Too little, it doesn't work.

Too much, harmed it.

You have to be present.

And done.

Hungrier than you thought.

Guess so.

More?

No, I'm good.

I don't think we know
anything about each other.

I think you're right.

What's your middle name?

Erica.

Tatiana Erica.

That's a lot of syllables.

You?

Mm-mm.

It's Andre?

Deandre.

If you call my parents ghetto,
we gonna fight.

Got a favorite song?

Mm.

"How Does It Feel," D'Angelo.

Close.

"Voyage to Atlantis,"
Isley Brothers.

It's not a competition.

Morning, Jackie O.

Not today, Satan.

Satan, that's me?

You know I just be
messing with you, right?

Yeah.

Good.

Oh, God.

That's what happen when
you drink that Hennessy.

I don't drink Hennessy.

Thanks.

- Morning.
- Good morning.

You two.

'Saac sleep?

No, he was gone when I got up,

said he had a few
things to take care of.

I have a little time
before dinner.

Chicago?

Yeah.

Never been.

It's one of those places
that's half lovely, half not.

All my family's still there.

I'm the only one that left,

only one not married,
without children.

I dropped outta college
to go to culinary school,

and that didn't
go over too well.

I'm a rebel, it seems.

But you do what you love.

I do.

So, how can that be rebellious?

You haven't met my family.

What?

You coulda said
I don't know your family.

You said I haven't met 'em,
like as in yet.

You're speaking presumptuously.

I am.

But I've met yours.

Sorry 'bout that.

You probably noticed no parents.

Car accident,
mom died instantly,

dad, shortly after
at the hospital.

Isaac remembers.

I don't.

I was too young.

It was tough on him.

He had an ex-wife, Isaac.

She passed.

Still not sure how
to talk about it.

Do you want to?

High school
sweethearts, inseparable.

She died from cancer
a few years back.

I'm so sorry.

Don't be sorry for me.

Be sorry for Isaac.

He almost...

I almost lost him.

That's why I try
to keep it light,

keep him from falling.

Beyond that, I don't know
what to do, but I'm good now.

Monica's here.

'Cause I was tired.

I was.

She's an angel.

She saved him.

She saved both of us.

Hey, Stace.

I know you're not here.

You're up there.

It's been a while.

Too long.

I'm sure you know Monica
and I are getting married.

Moved up the date.

She's not pregnant.

Just something we decided.

Oh, Dre's here.

That fool is still a nut.

But you know Dre's gonna be Dre.

I'm proud of him.

I haven't told him,

but he knows.

I was thinking about the place
where we--

well, you made me go
whitewater rafting.

You said I was screaming

at the top of my
lungs on the rapids.

What was the name
of that place, baby?

I can't remember.

I can't remember.

I read that, um, I'm supposed
to get rid of the things

that keep holding you back.

I'm down to this, baby.

I miss you so much.

I'll always love you, always.

Look, big bro,
lemme get a picture.

I've been good.
I haven't got one all week.

- Hurry up and take it, boy.
- Thank you, man, thank you.

- Get over there with your wife.
- Lemme take it.

- No, no, no. I got it.
- Okay.

- I want you in it.
- Okay.

- Oh, those look cute.
- That's so nice, ah.

Hey, hey, hey, I can
do a family, right?

Finally, you know how
to take a picture, boy.

- Look, finally, right?
- Right, right?

Excuse you.

Sorry.

What's going on around here?

-And the diced onions--
-Okay.

Morning.

Good morning.

Coffee?

Please.

Are you Tatiana?

Yes.

Monica wants to see you.

Okay.

Hey.

I don't know if I told you

that I, um, grew up
with my cousin.

We were only nine months apart,

so for most of the year
we were the same age.

When we were young,
he used to play

with his toys, his wrestle men,

Macho Man, Hulk Hogan.

He loved his toys.

We were poor, so, um,
he would get one of his shoes

and sit 'em inside,
put their little arms up

like they were driving.

The shoe would be
a car or spaceship.

He did that for a long time.

Maybe longer
than he should have.

I think. I don't know.

And then one day,
he just stopped.

'Cause that's how it is, right?

One day, it just stops.

I don't know
where Isaac is.

What's wrong?

Where's your brother?

What do you mean?

He's not here?

- I don't--
- Oh, man.

- Where are you going?
- Just keep her busy.

But I--

Oh, man.

You guys know the drill.

Today's shaping up
to be a little--

I'm gonna be leaning on you
more than usual.

So, for now, just start
prepping for service.

I have something to take
care of, and I'll be back.

Okay.

What's the bag for?

Oh, can you, uh, do me a favor?

Take my keys, go downstairs.

There's a woman.
Her name's Toya.

Ask her to pull my car
around back,

and she's nosy,
so please don't tell her why.

Why would she need to do that?

So that I can leave
without being humiliated.

I can't do that.

Please, okay,
'cause this is hard enough.

I can't do that
because I believe in you two.

This is going to happen.

I mean, if you two don't
work it out, God help us all.

This is going to happen.

It's all being worked out.

How?

Dre is on it.

Your big plan hinges on Dre?

This idiot.

Don't even think
about it, Dre.

What are you doing?

Fishing, dummy.

You know what I'm talking about.

I can't, Dre.

Why not?

I just can't.

Paul Bunyan, don't nobody
wanna hear that. Let's go.

If I gotta come out there,
it's gonna be a problem.

You ain't got no gear.

You soft as cotton, so whatever.

- Who you talking to?
- You, Charmin.

I got something for your ass.

- Whoa, whoa, what was that?
- Fish, dummy.

Do you know how expensive
these pants are?

Yeah, there ain't
gonna be too many more

of these "dummy's" either.

Got something for your ass.

What's up bro?

I feel like I'm cheating on her.

Stacy?

Yeah.

I get to move on, be happy.

How's that fair?

I don't know.

Bro, she was a wonderful woman.

She had a big heart.

She would want you to be happy.

You have to let her go.

Without hesitation.

You said Monica makes you happy.

Look, if you want to get
outta here, I'm with you.

We can get in my car and drive.
I'm down.

But you gotta look me in my eyes

and tell me that Monica
doesn't make you happy,

you're not in love with her,
and you don't wanna marry her.

Can you do that?

No.

This is it.

Some people never get what
you and Monica have, ever.

This is it, bro.

Come on, boy,
push this thing.

I should punch you in your
head for running off like that.

I didn't tell you to run
off like that, Crocodile Dundee.

Come on, man.

Hey, man. Come on, man,
let us through. We in a hurry.

Man, there's a water main break.
It's flooded.

-You gotta turn this car around.
-What?

You got to-- you don't
understand English?

You got to turn the car around.

Why you got to go live
in the country, man?

It's the suburbs, man.
I ain't get no time for this.

Man, where you going?

My house is a half a mile
away from here.

- You going on foot?
- Yeah, dummy.

Hey, man, here,
don't nobody touch this car.

I'm gonna sue the hell
out y'all company.

Man, this is broke-ass
company ain't got no money.

Cardio up, bro.

Shut up.

Lay off them weights.

Classic male overcompensation.

What you don't understand
about shut up?

- Man, hurry up.
- Shut up, boy.

Nobody told you go run off
in the wood, like Black Jesus.

- Who you think you talking to?
- I'm talking to you.

All right, okay. Big bro, hey,
we got something to do.

- Yeah.
- Put your clothes on.

- All right, all right.
- Man.

Oh! Come on! Ah!

Hey, hey, come here.

Where have you been?

Never mind that. Where's Monica?

She's either upstairs
or on a train to St. Louis.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Now's not the time for that.

Where's Isaac?

He's upstairs. He's ready.
We're doing this.

- We are?
- Yes.

This is so exciting.

What is exciting?

You know, all right,
when this is over,

we're gonna have a little talk
about your attitude,

- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

Stop.

You're ready.

She's waiting.

All right.

Love you, bro.

Love you.

- Showtime.
- Showtime.

All rise, please.

You may be seated.

- We are gathered here today--
- Hold up.

Father.

I got something to say.

As a kid, you were my hero.

When I was a teenager,
you were a pain in my ass.

But even when I came into
my own, you were there for me.

Even at this moment,

you're my hero, big bro.

You deserve this,

all of this to be happy.

And I know Monica's up for it.

And Monica...

Thank you for things
you don't even know.

I don't know what I was
doing with this speech

'cause I don't know what to say.

It's a good day.

You're right.

They would be proud.

Look at us, man.

Look at us.

Hey, lemme get that for you.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Guess you had enough of
my crazy family for one weekend?

My work here is done.

We didn't do half bad.

We?

I should...

Hey.

Hey, maybe I'll see you around.

You never know.

You know, you shouldn't
lie to people, Dre.

You're much more than
your social media says you are.

Bye, Dre.

Yo, what up? This Dre Shaw,
and I just had some fire.

That ain't it, that ain't it.

Come on, Dre.

Come on.

Yo, yo, yo, what up?
This is Dre Shaw.

Congratulations, Mr. Million.

You saw that?

I might have checked up on you.

That's what you wanted.

Yeah.

A million followers,
but you're sitting here alone.

Not anymore.

Stay a while.

Yeah, okay.