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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,464 --> 00:00:33,455 The love god? 2 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:53,014 And let's not forget the inspiring words of the poet: 3 00:00:53,086 --> 00:00:55,748 "Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, 4 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,120 "For amber waves of grain, 5 00:00:58,191 --> 00:01:00,455 "For purple mountain majesty, 6 00:01:00,527 --> 00:01:02,722 Above the fruited plain. " 7 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:06,857 But I say, all the beauty of our glorious country... 8 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:11,666 is meaningless if its artistic soul is to be stifled... 9 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,798 by narrow-minded and antiquated laws. 10 00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:17,308 Is it any wonder this country has never produced... 11 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:19,902 a Michelangelo, a Rembrandt, a Picasso... 12 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:22,504 when men like Osborn Tremain are persecuted... 13 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:27,042 for trying to bring beauty and art to a culture-hungry public. 14 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,714 Is it any wonder that the rest of the artistic world... 15 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:33,350 considers our country a cultural desert, 16 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,486 when true lovers of art, like Osborn Tremain, 17 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:40,090 are crucified on the cross of ignorance? 18 00:01:40,166 --> 00:01:42,760 Is Osborn Tremain to be martyred... 19 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,397 for being a worshiper at the shrine of beauty... 20 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,634 and, through his artistic publications, 21 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:52,940 sharing this love with a culture-starved public? 22 00:01:53,012 --> 00:01:57,039 How long is God-given beauty to be strangled... 23 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,086 by man-made laws? 24 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:04,858 The spirits of the great poets of antiquity stand next to Osborn Tremain, 25 00:02:04,893 --> 00:02:09,795 crying in his defense: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." 26 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:13,560 "Beauty is truth, truth beauty," wrote Keats. 27 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:18,002 Can this court take it upon itself tojudge what is beauty and art? 28 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:23,373 In the face of such words as these, I quote: "She walks in beauty... 29 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:27,971 "like the night of cloudless climes and starry skies. 30 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:31,073 "And all that's best of dark and bright... 31 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,814 "meet in her aspect and in her eyes, 32 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:38,415 "thus, mellowed to that tender light... 33 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:42,018 which Heaven to gaudy day denies." 34 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,825 Unquote. Lord Byron, 1821. 35 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:53,033 Quote. "Every obscene, lewd or lascivious filthy book, pamphlet, picture... 36 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:56,735 "or other publication of an indecent character... 37 00:02:56,809 --> 00:02:59,437 "is declared to be nonmailable matter and shall not be conveyed in the mails... 38 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:03,039 or delivered from any post office or by any carrier. " 39 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:07,815 Unquote. U.S. Criminal Code, 1909. 40 00:03:07,887 --> 00:03:10,355 You know, Tremain, 41 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:13,756 this is your ninth appearance before me. 42 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:18,058 As a matter of curiosity, is there anything new you can say before I pronounce judgment? 43 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,599 If I am guilty of anything, Your Honor, 44 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,192 it is of being a lover of grace and beauty... 45 00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,760 Grace and beauty! 46 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:28,466 If your idea of grace and beauty is this... 47 00:03:28,541 --> 00:03:31,101 this coarse, overdeveloped caricature of a woman... 48 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:35,045 Your Honor! You're speaking about my wife. 49 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:37,048 Your wife? 50 00:03:40,587 --> 00:03:43,454 Well, that is Evelyn, isn't it. 51 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,821 My humble apologies, Mrs. Tremain. 52 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:55,163 After all these years, it's ridiculous not to have known it was you. 53 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,532 Now let's get this over with. 54 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:03,906 As usual, guilty. As usual, suspended sentence. 55 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:07,538 Thank you, Your Honor. Uh, one moment, beauty worshiper. 56 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:11,106 On behalf of the Attorney General, may I wish you a final good-bye? 57 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:13,516 Oh, is the Attorney General retiring? 58 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,555 No. You are. The Postmaster General has been enjoined... 59 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,490 to revoke your fourth-class mailing privilege. 60 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,926 My mailing privilege! But Your Honor, a publisher without his mailing... 61 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:26,830 Is out of business! In other words, Mr. Osborn Tremain, 62 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:30,494 your career as a peddler of filth, smut and dirt is over. 63 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:32,504 You'll have to find another business. 64 00:04:33,206 --> 00:04:37,074 What other business? This is all I know, all I've ever done! 65 00:04:39,312 --> 00:04:42,577 We've ever done. 66 00:04:42,649 --> 00:04:47,518 Chin up. We've weathered storms like this before, haven't we, Mother? 67 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:52,615 Not this storm. Without a mailing privilege there isn't a distributor... 68 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:56,184 who'll touch a Tremain publication with rubber gloves. 69 00:04:56,262 --> 00:05:00,130 When will the government stop interfering with private business? 70 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:02,963 Let's stop for lunch. I'm hungry. 71 00:05:07,206 --> 00:05:09,936 Won't you contribute? 72 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,943 Thank you, sir. 73 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:16,444 Where are we? Some dump called Peacock City. 74 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:18,814 And I'm weak from hunger. Let's stop here. 75 00:05:18,885 --> 00:05:21,979 Won't you contribute to the magazine fund, ma'am? 76 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,046 Would you like to help Abner, sir? Thank you. 77 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:26,353 Thank you, sir. 78 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:30,863 Won't you contribute? Won't you please give? 79 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:32,898 Save the Peacock Magazine. 80 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:36,765 Would you contribute to the Save the Peacock Magazine Fund, sir? 81 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,499 Uh, we already gave. Bless you, sir. 82 00:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,269 Come on, the light's changed. 83 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,176 Save the Peacock Magazine! 84 00:05:46,245 --> 00:05:49,646 'Nita, Juanita 85 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:54,153 Ask thy soul if we should part 86 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:59,055 'Nita, Juanita 87 00:05:59,125 --> 00:06:01,593 Lean thou on 88 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:05,529 My heart 89 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:14,737 Now a selection we've been waiting for all evening, 90 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:18,868 featuring a young man whose place in the hearts of this community... 91 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:22,176 is evidenced by your presence here tonight. 92 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:25,740 Accompanied by my daughter, Rose Ellen, at the piano, 93 00:06:25,818 --> 00:06:29,413 here he is, in that selection which clearly demonstrates... 94 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,855 why, for 11 years in a row, 95 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:35,690 he's won the Eastern Seaboard Bird Calling Contest. 96 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:39,357 Our own Abner Peacock. 97 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,397 Thank you. 98 00:06:47,473 --> 00:06:51,170 "Summer in the Meadow," by Eloise Dudley Fetlock. 99 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:06,791 On a warm summer's day as we wend our way 100 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:11,262 Through the fields smelling sweetly of heather 101 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:16,029 As we stroll along let us hark to the song 102 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:21,005 Of our dear, little friends of the feather 103 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:24,975 Greeting his guests is the robin redbreast 104 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,982 From the foliage lush comes the song of the thrush 105 00:07:37,056 --> 00:07:39,115 The kingfisher's bark 106 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,922 The gay meadowlark 107 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,554 The turtledove's croon 108 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,825 The laugh of a loon 109 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:48,833 Is that a snipe 110 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:51,529 No, a friendly bobwhite 111 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:55,096 The herring gull's howl Hoot of an owl 112 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:58,473 Mallard duck's cackle Blue-bellied grackle 113 00:07:58,544 --> 00:08:02,378 A coot, hawk A crow, an auk 114 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:05,884 A finch, a swallow A quail 115 00:08:05,952 --> 00:08:09,718 Tit willow 116 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,758 A grouse, a rook, a turkey 117 00:08:12,825 --> 00:08:15,157 But look 118 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:20,666 There, overhead majestic and regal The king of them all 119 00:08:20,733 --> 00:08:26,171 The American eagle 120 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:30,471 From sea to shining 121 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:36,004 Sea 122 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:40,382 Ah 123 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,397 Magnificent, simply magnificent. 124 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:55,696 Thank you. And now, dear people, comes our chance... 125 00:08:55,768 --> 00:08:59,204 to tell Abner in a financial way what we think of him. 126 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:02,639 He's the most decent, wonderful boy in the world... 127 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,438 sold out by his own relatives! 128 00:09:05,511 --> 00:09:09,880 Now, now, Miss Keezy, I'm sure that after our efforts here tonight, 129 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:13,112 the Peacock will remain safely in Abner's hands. 130 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,119 Now let's show it. 131 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:32,933 Now for the grand total. Miss Pickering? 132 00:09:33,005 --> 00:09:36,805 Four hundred and seventy-two dollars... 133 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:40,004 and sixty-three cents. 134 00:09:48,821 --> 00:09:52,814 Uh, gee, that's, uh, wonderful, everybody. 135 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,053 It's really wonderful of you. 136 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,652 But I'm afraid that we're still, uh, 137 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,857 just a little bit short. 138 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,196 Well, how much do you need, Abner? 139 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,998 Forty-seven thousand dollars. 140 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:11,206 Uh, but listen. I guess everything must come to an end. 141 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,245 Please! 142 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:18,909 We can't just stand by and watch Abner's magazine die! 143 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,885 Are we gonna let Abner down? 144 00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:25,913 Please.! Won't somebody give something? 145 00:10:25,992 --> 00:10:27,892 Anything? 146 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:31,552 I pledge $47,000. 147 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,657 Did somebody say something? 148 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:38,067 I pledge $47,000. 149 00:10:40,873 --> 00:10:44,604 $47,000? We haven't got 47 cents. 150 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,009 I want no part in this. 151 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,915 Uh, Mister... uh... 152 00:10:50,983 --> 00:10:55,010 Does the name Osborn Tremain mean anything to you? 153 00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:58,716 I'm sorry, no. That's quite all right. 154 00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:03,490 Mr. Peacock, I've made millions in the publishing business... mostly technical textbooks. 155 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:06,998 And with the trash on the stands today, I would be an ingrate... 156 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,160 if I did not offer a few thousand dollars... 157 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:14,900 to keep a decent magazine alive. 158 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,465 Mr. Tremain... No, no, none of that! 159 00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:21,240 The foreclosure is... Noon, tomorrow. 160 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:26,410 I'll be there in time with the money. You have the word of Osborn Tremain. 161 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,864 That's it, Mr. Pomfred. 162 00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:41,126 You're the highest and only bidder. 163 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,828 Mr. Peacock, I'm sure Mr. Tremain was delayed! 164 00:11:43,903 --> 00:11:47,896 In all decency... Uncle Amos, c-can't you wait just a few minutes? 165 00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:52,876 After 125 years, you can't just up and... kill the Peacock.! 166 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:57,712 Kill what? Peacock's Magazine has been dead for the past 20 years. 167 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,910 As majority stockholders, our branch of the family... 168 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:03,751 has been trying to unload this white elephant... White elephant! 169 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:07,020 Uncle Amos, this magazine has brought honor to the name of Peacock! 170 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,721 That's why it's better this way, nephew. 171 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:14,732 Why, you... you wouldn't want to drag that honorable name through bankruptcy, would you? 172 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,702 Well... Of course not! Well, that does it, Mr. Pomfred. 173 00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:22,969 You can sell the presses as junk, start demolishing the building in a month. 174 00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,478 Junk? 175 00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:31,880 Oh, Abner. I'm sorry. 176 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,751 Now, now, Rose Ellen. Come on. Come on. 177 00:12:35,821 --> 00:12:38,551 We just have to... 178 00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:41,457 learn to take it on the chin. 179 00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,797 Miss Pickering? Yes, sir. 180 00:12:46,866 --> 00:12:49,801 We'll have to rewrite that last editorial. 181 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:53,270 Just head it... um... 182 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,967 last issue. 183 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,975 Dear and faithful friends... 184 00:13:02,047 --> 00:13:03,981 of the bird. 185 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,015 That's it. Let's go. 186 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:15,993 And while Peacock's Magazine may be gone, 187 00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:19,792 it's spirit will... will live on... 188 00:13:19,865 --> 00:13:24,802 in the song... of the bobolink; 189 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:29,302 in the peep... of the tufted titmouse... 190 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:33,311 Stop the sale.! Stop the sale.! 191 00:13:34,914 --> 00:13:38,008 Too late? 192 00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:42,179 - What can I say? - l-lt's not your fault, Mr. Tremain. 193 00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:46,918 Believe me, it's... 194 00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,352 You see that? Uh-huh. 195 00:13:51,430 --> 00:13:55,890 That's my great-grandfather. That's my grandfather. 196 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,902 And that's my father. 197 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:02,270 And they handed me a great name. 198 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,037 And I, uh... 199 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,078 Well, I failed. 200 00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:12,140 Did I hear a red-blooded American boy use the word "fail"? 201 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:15,654 Tell me I didn't. Mr. Tremain, I have nothing left! 202 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:19,521 All I have is a title to a magazine, a handful of old subscribers... 203 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,356 And a fourth-class mailing privilege? A fourth-class mail... 204 00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:26,888 My little friend, this is just the beginning of Peacock Magazine's... 205 00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:29,662 return to the greatness that once it knew! 206 00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:33,535 Edited by my own staff in New York, printed on my own presses. 207 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,473 Abner, the Peacock is going to live! 208 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:40,308 I don't know how I can ever repay you. 209 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,711 Repay me? You already have, 210 00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:46,444 with your performance last night. 211 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:49,612 On your coot call, my wife cried. 212 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:55,392 Well. Thank you, Mrs. Tremain. 213 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:57,588 Bird lover? 214 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:02,430 Well, then, you must know... I don't mean to brag or anything, 215 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:06,198 but you gotta be pretty good on your mating calls to get the birds close enough... 216 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,536 to get the really great pictures. 217 00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:12,099 They come flyin' right in there toward you, expecting... 218 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:15,271 Uh, you know. 219 00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:17,281 And then, instead, snap! 220 00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,317 So that's how it's done. 221 00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:25,284 Abner Peacock, just how good are you? Well, l... 222 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:29,726 Good enough to do what no bird photographer has ever been able to do? 223 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,754 You mean... Get a picture of the only bird so shy that... 224 00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:36,300 The South American female speckled flicker? The South Amer... 225 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:40,304 Ipacarus Tropicanus? Habitat: Verde Grosse jungle in Brazil! 226 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,806 A picture of the Ipacarus Tropicanus.! 227 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,571 That's the dream of every bird photographer in the whole world! 228 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:48,169 My dream too! Can you do it, Abner Peacock? 229 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:50,909 Can you bring her close enough for that picture... 230 00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,315 the picture that will rock the bird world... 231 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:56,445 and bring fame and glory to Peacock Magazine? 232 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,717 Can you do it, Abner Peacock? 233 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,783 What the hell was that? 234 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:05,296 Beautiful! Save it! Save it! 235 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,265 There's a plane leaving for Brazil in two hours. 236 00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:12,293 Get on it, Abner Peacock. Bring back that dream! 237 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,305 Abner.! 238 00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:16,807 Excuse me. 239 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:20,072 Rose Ellen, when I get back, 240 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:23,774 I want to ask you something. I'll be waiting. Bye. 241 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,874 You've just time to pack. Let's go! 242 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:30,445 W-Wait. Uh... one last look. 243 00:16:30,522 --> 00:16:32,456 I understand. 244 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,359 Uh, Mr. Tremain. What is it? 245 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,598 Oh, uh, it's Miss Pickering. 246 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:51,074 She's been with the magazine ever since my grandfather. 247 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:55,739 I promised that as long as there was a Peacock Magazine, there'd be a place for her. 248 00:16:55,814 --> 00:16:58,544 I'm afraid... She only gets $21 a week. 249 00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:02,109 Always room for one more in the Tremain empire. Great. 250 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,519 Miss Pickering! 251 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,525 Y-Y-Yes? You're goin' to New York! 252 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,686 Ohh! N-New York? 253 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,198 At last! New York! 254 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,529 This is the last paper for you to sign. 255 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:19,196 Don't bother reading it; just petty details my legal department insists on. 256 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:22,069 Oh, okay. Oh, Miss Pickering, remember, 257 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,701 for our cover, the scarlet tanager. 258 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:29,578 - New York at last. New York! - We'll be at the airport any minute. 259 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:34,176 I'd better explain: The luxury jet to Brazil was booked solid. 260 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,381 However, the name Osborn Tremain does carry weight. 261 00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,550 So we were fortunate enough to get you aboard a special flight. 262 00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:46,490 When you land in Rio, there will be a chartered limousine waiting. 263 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:54,430 It will take you directly to La Plata, where a luxury launch will be waiting. 264 00:17:56,975 --> 00:18:01,139 That will take you up the Amazon to the Verde Grossejungle, 265 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:05,411 the village of Padido. 266 00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,317 There you will be met by the most expert... 267 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:11,845 and dependable guide of the Verde Grosse rain forest, 268 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:16,361 the famous Jose Renaldo Rodriguez. 269 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:39,250 Come right in, honey, I'm Miss Pickering. 270 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:43,414 We're running a little late today, so just undress behind the screen there, dearie. 271 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:46,219 Edna, honey? Coming, Ev, baby. 272 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,354 This is it. This is it. 273 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,060 Now you are standing in the exact middle... 274 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,127 of the most thickest jungle in the world! 275 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:03,106 It's exciting! It's really exciting! Si. 276 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,803 Jose. Huh? Oh. 277 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,616 What's next? Huh? Oh. 278 00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:17,985 Let me see the instructions from Mr. Tremain. 279 00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,926 Looks like rain, huh? 280 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:27,125 Rain! Doesn't look like rain to me. 281 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,360 Sky looks just as clear as... 282 00:19:30,402 --> 00:19:32,336 Jose! 283 00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,773 Jose! 284 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,503 Jose? 285 00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:44,275 Jose! Where'd he go? 286 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:04,094 All right, everybody out.! Get 'em in the wagon. 287 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:08,071 Honest, I thought this was the Red Cross. I came to give blood. 288 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,631 Get 'em in the wagon. Get those doors open! 289 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,644 What is the meaning of this? 290 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,771 Get that coat off my wife's body! 291 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:20,341 Osborn Tremain, as publisher of an obscene... Osborn Tremain? Publisher? 292 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,115 Who said he's the publisher? Oh, now, stop stalling, Fenton. 293 00:20:23,188 --> 00:20:25,452 The Attorney General recognized Evelyn. 294 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:29,756 Did you hear that, Mother? Did you see where she's in the hammock with her legs up? 295 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:33,059 Oh! You know we have every legal right to stop publication. 296 00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:36,828 Of course, as soon as you've personally served the, uh, 297 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:40,838 registered and legal publisher, Abner Peacock IV. 298 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,136 Abner Peacock IV? 299 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:46,336 Come on, back to work. 300 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,074 You won't get away with it. If we have to call in every man in the F.B.I., 301 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:53,117 we'll find this Abner Peacock in 24 hours. 302 00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,244 Wherever he is! 303 00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:48,501 Mr. Hotchkiss, National Ornithologist? 304 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,144 Mr. Peacock? Peacock Magazine? 305 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,509 It was you who, uh... 306 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:05,048 A-And it was... you who... uh... 307 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,767 - Now, now, Mr. Hotchkiss. - We're never gonna be seen alive! 308 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,931 Y-You're with a woodsman. We'll find the river. 309 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:25,098 It's that way. 310 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,407 No, it's this way. 311 00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:31,377 It's this way, Mr. Hotchkiss! Follow me! 312 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:40,715 Over here! A boat, Mr. Hotchkiss! 313 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,818 We're saved! 314 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:47,296 I'd just like to know what this whole thing's about, that's what. 315 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,733 There's been a mistake! A mistake! l... 316 00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:14,848 Jail dirty Abner. Jail dirty Abner. 317 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,416 Here he comes! Who put up your bail? 318 00:23:16,495 --> 00:23:20,056 Are you gonna fight? Hold it, Abner! 319 00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:24,933 Go back to Russia! 320 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,971 Please! Please! Folks, listen! 321 00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:29,666 I'm not like you think at all! Honest. 322 00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:34,610 Anybody in Peacock City can tell you that I'm just a clean, decent... 323 00:23:34,679 --> 00:23:36,977 Hello, Miss Keezy. 324 00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:46,119 You want the family to represent you? Really, nephew! 325 00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:51,026 Isn't the name of one Peacock in such a dirty case enough? 326 00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:55,692 But Uncle Amos, I don't have any money to hire a lawyer. Wh-What can I do? 327 00:23:55,767 --> 00:24:01,228 Do? Do what any decent man who honors his family would do. 328 00:24:01,306 --> 00:24:04,002 - Plead guilty! - Plead guilty? 329 00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:05,975 That way it's quick and done with. 330 00:24:06,044 --> 00:24:10,276 Just one headline: "Dirty Abner Gets Ten Years," and it's all over. 331 00:24:10,348 --> 00:24:13,715 But I'm innocent! And if you won't help me, 332 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,845 there's plenty of people who will! 333 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,792 Hi, Mr. Peacock.! 334 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,112 Hi, Mr. Erickson! 335 00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,462 Hello, Miss Keezy. 336 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:17,013 Who is it? We have to see you right away. 337 00:25:17,082 --> 00:25:19,073 Is it important? 338 00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:21,345 I'm right in the middle of doing something. 339 00:25:21,419 --> 00:25:23,910 It's very important, Mr. Peacock. 340 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:27,618 It could be the most important thing in your life. 341 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:36,929 Mr. Peacock? We're attorneys from the Council for Constitutional Liberty. 342 00:25:37,002 --> 00:25:41,632 We want to represent you at your forthcoming trial. You want to be my lawyers? 343 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:45,608 We? Oh, no, Mr. Peacock. We'll be just assisting at the trial. 344 00:25:45,677 --> 00:25:49,807 You'll be represented by Darrell Evans Hughes. 345 00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:54,777 Darrell Evans Hughes! 346 00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,289 Mr. Peacock, 347 00:25:59,357 --> 00:26:03,487 from this moment on, you can consider your case won. 348 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:06,793 Now, until the trial, we're going to keep you hidden away in a hotel room. 349 00:26:06,865 --> 00:26:09,060 Away from all reporters, all television. 350 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:13,728 No publicity. 351 00:26:13,805 --> 00:26:17,400 Abner Peacock is being used as a scapegoat... 352 00:26:17,475 --> 00:26:20,342 to further the political ambitions of... 353 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,506 your Attorney General Frederick Snow. 354 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,574 I thought there wasn't gonna be any publicity. Shh. 355 00:26:26,651 --> 00:26:30,917 Abner Peacock... slandered, prejudged, penniless... 356 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:32,980 is fighting for his life! 357 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:36,323 But... he is also fighting for the rights... 358 00:26:36,394 --> 00:26:39,261 of every liberty-loving American... 359 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:41,856 who cherishes his freedom of speech. 360 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,266 Is Abner Peacock fighting alone? 361 00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:49,239 No! Abner Peacock is fighting the Establishment! 362 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:51,935 Are we with him? 363 00:26:52,010 --> 00:26:55,844 If they jail Abner Peacock, they'll have to jail all of us! 364 00:26:55,914 --> 00:27:00,351 Let him go! Let him go! 365 00:27:00,418 --> 00:27:05,014 Another campus, another demonstration over the Abner Peacock controversy... 366 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:10,392 that is rocking the country and has exploded throughout the world. 367 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:15,297 And now, by satellite, to Paris. 368 00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:32,613 I sort of thought we were gonna keep this quiet. 369 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:35,084 We're here in front of the Attorney General's office in Washington, 370 00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,713 where the picket line is now in its fourth day. 371 00:27:37,789 --> 00:27:42,089 He is fighting for our rights. lfhe goes tojail, 372 00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,685 it'll be the end of free speech in America. 373 00:27:46,231 --> 00:27:50,725 Attorney General Frederick Snow is stamping out our liberties. 374 00:27:50,802 --> 00:27:55,763 Freddie Snow must go.! 375 00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,834 Freddie Snow must go.! Freddie Snow must go.! 376 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:04,177 - Freddie Snow must go.! - Ladies and gentlemen, the Attorney General. 377 00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:10,344 The truth is, Abner Peacock is not fighting for great principles. 378 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:15,325 He is fighting for the privilege of dirtying America with smut like this! 379 00:28:18,930 --> 00:28:21,455 And this. 380 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,093 More of his revolting nudity. 381 00:28:24,169 --> 00:28:27,969 Disgusting, isn't it? 382 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,530 How do you like this? And this? 383 00:28:30,608 --> 00:28:33,702 Yes, isn't it wonderful? Me, on television! 384 00:28:33,778 --> 00:28:35,712 Everybody I know's been calling! 385 00:28:35,780 --> 00:28:38,476 Hurry! They're showing you in the hammock! 386 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,644 Oh, I'll call you right back, Mother! 387 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,154 This is the smut Peacock has been spewing... 388 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,713 into the homes of America. 389 00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:50,852 This dirt. This obscenity. This filth. 390 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:54,490 This is the most beautiful moment of my life. 391 00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:56,766 All right, there's just so much room. 392 00:28:56,835 --> 00:28:59,030 There he is.! 393 00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:01,937 We're with you, Abner! Keep your cool, baby! 394 00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:04,634 Mr. Hughes, what will your strategy be? No comment. 395 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:06,768 Abner, what do you think of your chances? Well, the truth... 396 00:29:06,845 --> 00:29:10,838 Come on. Abner.! 397 00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:13,315 Hello. 398 00:29:18,857 --> 00:29:21,690 Hi, Uncle Amos. 399 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:26,459 Right here, boss. Look who's here. The golden girl of the magazine world. 400 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:30,695 Cool it, boys. I'm just slumming. 401 00:29:32,837 --> 00:29:35,305 I thought you might be able to use these, Mr. Hughes. 402 00:29:35,373 --> 00:29:38,968 This is a plaque of appreciation from my Boy Scout troop. 403 00:29:39,043 --> 00:29:43,446 These are some potholders made by my Sunday School class. 404 00:29:43,515 --> 00:29:45,449 Darrell.! Fred. 405 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:48,680 Good to see you. How's Jean and the girls? 406 00:29:48,753 --> 00:29:51,381 Fine, thanks. Lucy and that big boy of yours? 407 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:56,120 The kid went out for football. That figures. Rah, rah, for Rutgers, huh? 408 00:29:56,194 --> 00:29:59,857 Oh, I don't think you've met my client, Mr. Abner Peacock. 409 00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:03,492 Attorney General Snow. Hi. I guess it's been pretty tough on you. 410 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:05,627 In a little while, it'll all be over. 411 00:30:05,703 --> 00:30:09,195 All I want is for the truth about me to come out. 412 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:11,538 Well, that's what we're here for. 413 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:13,702 All rise. 414 00:30:13,778 --> 00:30:17,111 The HonorableJudge Jeremiah Claypool. 415 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,747 The prosecution will proceed with its opening statement. 416 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:30,420 Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, 417 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:32,463 Mr. Darrell Evans Hughes, 418 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:35,658 who, incidentally, I consider not only a close friend, 419 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:39,032 but as our country's foremost fighter for justice... 420 00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,731 and human rights. 421 00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:46,470 Mr. Hughes, in one of his many television pretrial appearances, 422 00:30:46,544 --> 00:30:49,604 has suggested that as Attorney General, 423 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:54,550 it should be I who should be seated at the defense table next to Mr. Peacock, 424 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:59,022 protecting his rights of free and untrammeled expression. 425 00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:01,058 But I have another duty... 426 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:03,650 a higher duty to perform. 427 00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:05,719 And that is to protect you, 428 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:11,099 your children, the very morality of our nation, 429 00:31:11,169 --> 00:31:14,138 from the smut and moral corruption... 430 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,435 spewed forth like garbage... 431 00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:20,671 from the lecherous, vile, lewd and licentious mind... 432 00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:23,976 of this filthy, little degenerate! 433 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:28,610 Look at his face. It is the face of a smut monger. 434 00:31:28,686 --> 00:31:32,349 Look at his body: thin, wasted away... 435 00:31:32,423 --> 00:31:34,914 by the dissipation and debauchery... 436 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:39,327 of a life of unspeakable orgies and depravity.! 437 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:42,389 What's the matter, Dirty Abner? 438 00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:44,628 Trying to hide from the truth? 439 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:47,500 That's not the truth! That's... 440 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:51,303 Quiet. The defendant is ably represented by counsel. 441 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,901 There will be ample time for rebuttal. 442 00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:58,472 I'm sorry. Ah, you see? He says he's innocent. 443 00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:00,676 And he does look innocent... 444 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,653 until you look into his eyes. 445 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:07,487 They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex,: 446 00:32:07,558 --> 00:32:09,856 eyes that mock our sacred institutions,: 447 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:13,762 "bedroom eyes,"they called them in a bygone day. 448 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:18,928 They're the eyes of a man whose lust knows no bounds, 449 00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:22,131 who lives but for corrupting others... 450 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:27,439 to a life of carnal pleasures and lewd designs. 451 00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:31,505 A man whose erotic desires and libertine practices... 452 00:32:31,582 --> 00:32:33,948 are used to titillate the unsuspecting, 453 00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:36,350 who regards women as his playthings... 454 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:41,449 and would stoop to any depths to satisfy his pornographic tastes. 455 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:44,689 The Marquis de Sade would have regarded Abner Peacock... 456 00:32:44,762 --> 00:32:48,129 as a peer in his search for lechery. 457 00:32:48,199 --> 00:32:50,759 We can have a clean America, 458 00:32:50,835 --> 00:32:53,395 but only when we remove... 459 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:56,668 this sex-ridden smut peddler... 460 00:32:56,741 --> 00:33:00,575 from the society he is bent upon destroying. 461 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,706 Will there be an opening statement from the defense? 462 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:07,478 Yes, Your Honor. 463 00:33:07,552 --> 00:33:11,511 I got this for the Nicest Boy in Peacock City Contest. 464 00:33:11,589 --> 00:33:13,557 Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen, 465 00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:16,957 I have sat here and heard my client, Abner Peacock, called... 466 00:33:17,028 --> 00:33:19,223 "a filthy, obscene degenerate; 467 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:22,664 "a sex-ridden, lascivious defiler of virtue; 468 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,895 "whose lust knows no bounds, 469 00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:29,235 "whose publications have plumbed the depths of degradation,: 470 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:33,767 and are a reflection of his own sex-obsessed mind." 471 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:38,111 We're not going to argue about that. 472 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:43,119 We can see that Abner Peacock is everything the Attorney General has told you he is. 473 00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:47,851 It is the unsavory creatures like Abner Peacock... 474 00:33:47,925 --> 00:33:50,860 who test the strength of our Constitution, 475 00:33:50,928 --> 00:33:53,795 which, like our Rock of Gibraltar, 476 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,959 has withstood challenge after challenge... 477 00:33:57,035 --> 00:34:01,301 in protecting our freedom of the press through the years. 478 00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:05,706 Now, ladies and gentlemen, are we to stand idly by... 479 00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,803 and allow the first crack to be made in this rock... 480 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,111 because of this dirty little pornographer? 481 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:17,411 This is a dirty case... 482 00:34:17,488 --> 00:34:19,649 and a dirty little man. 483 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:23,820 It is with disgust to the point of nausea... 484 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:28,730 that I find myself sitting next to this filthy little degenerate! 485 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,236 But when I see this filthy degenerate's... 486 00:34:32,303 --> 00:34:35,067 Constitutional rights being threatened, 487 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:40,509 then I must take this filthy little degenerate into my arms, 488 00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,808 clasp him to my breast... 489 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,145 and fight for this filthy little degenerate's... 490 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:48,515 Constitutional rights and liberty... 491 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,316 with my very life! 492 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:05,333 Now, let me warn you spectators. 493 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:08,497 One more demonstration and you've had it. 494 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:13,408 Prosecution may proceed. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 495 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,440 Understand? Get everything you can on Peacock. 496 00:35:20,518 --> 00:35:23,146 Lisa, Lisa? I wonder if we could see you on television? 497 00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:27,351 We'd like to talk to you. Perhaps the most popular, and certainly most glamorous... 498 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:31,452 of the big magazine editors, Lisa LaMonica of Finesse. 499 00:35:31,529 --> 00:35:35,761 Thank you, Ira. Lisa, I want to ask you, if Peacock is acquitted, 500 00:35:35,833 --> 00:35:38,563 what do you think will be the most significant result of the trial? 501 00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:42,037 Financial. It will make Peacock a millionaire. 502 00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,131 I mean the legal significance. 503 00:35:44,208 --> 00:35:47,905 Everybody will be anxiously awaiting the verdict, which will be a landmark. 504 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:51,972 They're just waiting for the next Peacock. They'll sell millions. 505 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:56,213 Millions. It's all legal. You've got the Peacock locked up! 506 00:35:56,287 --> 00:35:59,017 The jackpot! Yes, but you can't waste a minute. 507 00:35:59,090 --> 00:36:02,321 You have got to be on the street with ten million copies! 508 00:36:02,393 --> 00:36:06,762 Ten million? That'd take half a million dollars front money! 509 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:10,494 - Get it. - A half-million dollars? With my credit? 510 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,537 - Get it. - Where? 511 00:36:13,604 --> 00:36:16,038 You know where. 512 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,880 Go right in, please. 513 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:35,515 This is an emergency. I've gotta see Ice Pick Charlie right away. 514 00:36:35,593 --> 00:36:37,720 You mean Mr.J. Charles Twilight. 515 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:41,253 That's right. I've gotta see... Mr. Twilight instantly. 516 00:36:41,332 --> 00:36:43,527 Mr. Twilight cannot be disturbed. 517 00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:45,762 This is his hour with Miss Love. 518 00:36:45,836 --> 00:36:50,739 "Under a spreading chestnut tree, the village smitty stands. 519 00:36:50,808 --> 00:36:53,208 "The smit... Smith. 520 00:36:53,277 --> 00:36:55,677 Smith. Smithhh. 521 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:59,011 "The Smithhh, a mighty man is he, 522 00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:01,916 With large and sinewy hands." 523 00:37:01,986 --> 00:37:05,786 - Sin-ew-y. Sin-ew-y. 524 00:37:05,856 --> 00:37:09,758 A gentleman doesn't slur his middle vowels, does he, Charles? 525 00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:13,160 N-N-No, Miss Love. 526 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:16,962 Now, this, uh, English composition that you did for your homework. 527 00:37:17,034 --> 00:37:20,128 "My Most Memorable Vacation." 528 00:37:20,204 --> 00:37:22,672 Your grammar! 529 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:26,471 "Until that time, me and Nutsy Herman"... 530 00:37:26,544 --> 00:37:28,637 Nutsy Herman and I. 531 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:32,809 N-Nutsy Herman and I. 532 00:37:32,883 --> 00:37:37,582 "Until that time, Nutsy Herman and I got the contract to go to upstate New York... 533 00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,146 "to knock off Big-nose Schlossburg, 534 00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:44,524 I wasn't never out of Brooklyn before." 535 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:48,531 Oh, really, Charles. I'm shocked. 536 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:51,090 And, uh, what was our new word for today? 537 00:37:51,168 --> 00:37:55,036 - Uh, prerogative. - Use it in a sentence, please. 538 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:59,475 If Sally wishes to go to the dance with Robert, 539 00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:02,068 it's her prerogative. Good! 540 00:38:02,146 --> 00:38:04,842 And what was yesterday's new word? 541 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:09,147 Fastidious. Oh, I love that word. 542 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:14,021 Hello. Yeah, send him in. 543 00:38:14,091 --> 00:38:17,822 Fastidious. I used that word 36 times yesterday. 544 00:38:17,895 --> 00:38:22,389 Mr. Twilight. I'm Osborn Tremain. 545 00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:26,163 Who the hell cares? Oh. Uh, Mr. Tremain, 546 00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:28,330 may I present Miss Love? 547 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,340 Miss Love, this is Mr. Tremain. 548 00:38:30,408 --> 00:38:32,740 Pleased to meet you, Mr. Tremain. 549 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:37,179 - My pleasure, Miss Love. - And what may I do for you, Mr. Tremain? 550 00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:40,308 Uh, Mr. Twilight, I don't know if you remember me, 551 00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:44,980 but about five years ago, you invested a few thousand dollars in a... 552 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:48,389 a home movie I was making. 553 00:38:48,459 --> 00:38:51,826 Oh, yes, uh, I remember. How is your wife? 554 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:54,228 Oh, she's fine. She still talks about you. 555 00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:57,028 Uh, Mr. Twilight, time is short. 556 00:38:57,101 --> 00:39:00,264 Have you ever thought of going into the publishing business? 557 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:04,104 Publi... Publishing. 558 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,700 I've got the hottest magazine the world has ever seen.! 559 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:10,838 There's millions in it.! All I need is a mere half-million dollars... 560 00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:13,008 to get the first edition out. 561 00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:16,281 Publishing. Now, that's class. 562 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:20,188 Well, sir, you wouldn't exactly be the publisher. 563 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:23,954 Uh, Miss Love, would you please excuse us for a little while? 564 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,758 Yes, I really must be running along. 565 00:39:26,831 --> 00:39:30,790 So nice to have met you, Mr. Tremain. My pleasure, Miss Love. 566 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:34,304 Until tomorrow, Charles. Tomorrow, Miss Love. 567 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:50,483 Tell it to me again, how for a half a million dollars I'm not gonna be the publisher. 568 00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,318 You're the publisher. You're the publisher. 569 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:56,690 I'll just put out the magazine. 570 00:39:59,296 --> 00:40:01,662 You're gonna put out my magazine? 571 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:04,200 A slimy, two-bit bum like you... 572 00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:07,965 put out a J. Charles Twilight publication? 573 00:40:08,038 --> 00:40:10,905 I want class. I want the best. 574 00:40:10,975 --> 00:40:13,307 Now, let's go and get it! 575 00:40:25,489 --> 00:40:27,923 Has thejury reached a verdict? 576 00:40:27,992 --> 00:40:32,929 We have, Your Honor. We find the defendant, Abner Peacock, not guilty. 577 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:40,069 Congratulations! I've never seen anything like it! 578 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,274 Craig, that's our story. 579 00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:56,581 After 200 years of sexual frustration when the Puritans stepped off the Mayflower, 580 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:59,521 this country is exploding in a sex revolution, 581 00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,684 and Abner Peacock is the flag bearer. That little pipsqueak? 582 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,218 It isn't what he is, it's what the public thinks he is: 583 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:10,791 the great emancipator who's gonna dance naked in the moonlight. 584 00:41:10,868 --> 00:41:14,065 I saw the look on those women! Forget it. We're going with this. 585 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:18,234 Oh, Craig, Ice Pick Charlie. You can go with that anytime. 586 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:20,709 Now's the moment... I said forget it. 587 00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:23,440 Lisa, when you have your own magazine, you can do it your way. 588 00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:26,415 This is my magazine. We'll do it my way. 589 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:31,012 Craig, the public wants sex, sex and more sex! 590 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:33,386 Miss LaMonica? 591 00:41:33,457 --> 00:41:36,893 J. Charles Twilight at your service. 592 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:40,988 J. Charles Twilight. That's very elegant. 593 00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:44,364 Somehow I prefer your maiden name, Ice Pick Charlie. 594 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:46,767 Freeze. 595 00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,738 I like what I see. 596 00:41:54,812 --> 00:41:57,178 Guts. 597 00:41:57,248 --> 00:42:02,083 Miss LaMonica, I'm taking over publication of a magazine. 598 00:42:02,152 --> 00:42:04,586 You're gonna put it out for me. 599 00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:09,524 Work for you, Charlie? You're wasting your time. 600 00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:11,527 Hey. 601 00:42:13,063 --> 00:42:17,159 Miss LaMonica, perhaps you've heard of me. Osborn Tremain. 602 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:19,464 And I just had the office cleaned. 603 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,234 The magazine Mr. Twilight was referring to is the Peacock. 604 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:29,372 The Peacock? In your own words, Miss LaMonica, 605 00:42:29,446 --> 00:42:32,381 the next issue will sell millions. 606 00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:35,680 You want me to put out a dirty, pornographic magazine? 607 00:42:35,753 --> 00:42:38,586 That's right. But it's gotta have class. 608 00:42:38,656 --> 00:42:40,988 Class. 609 00:42:41,058 --> 00:42:43,822 And sex. 610 00:42:43,894 --> 00:42:46,328 Complete control. My baby? 611 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,696 Your baby. Wait a minute! I was the one... 612 00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:52,702 Shut up! Your baby. 613 00:42:52,770 --> 00:42:55,068 But it's gotta have class. 614 00:42:55,139 --> 00:42:58,666 And sex! Oh, it'll have sex. 615 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:01,176 But written by the most famous authors. 616 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:04,737 And we'll give them naked women, but the most famous bodies in the world, 617 00:43:04,815 --> 00:43:06,840 photographed by the greatest photographers! 618 00:43:06,917 --> 00:43:10,409 Boys, this isn't going to be something that people just buy and hide. 619 00:43:10,487 --> 00:43:12,648 This is gonna be a status symbol for swingers. 620 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:14,953 It's a deal at three times the salary. 621 00:43:15,025 --> 00:43:17,653 What about Abner Peacock? Forget about him. He's out. 622 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:21,459 Are you crazy? Without Abner Peacock we've got nothing! 623 00:43:21,532 --> 00:43:23,898 He's the gimmick; he's the image! 624 00:43:23,968 --> 00:43:26,960 He's the greatest built-in sex promotion since Valentino! 625 00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:29,164 That schnook? Whatever he is, 626 00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,640 right now, he's the answer to frustrated America's most wicked dreams. 627 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:36,612 Sure, the first issue will sell millions... out of curiosity. 628 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,875 But what's gonna sell the magazine after that? 629 00:43:38,949 --> 00:43:42,112 Abner Peacock... on the front pages... on television... 630 00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:46,350 mobbed, idolized, Mr. Sex, the new love god. 631 00:43:46,423 --> 00:43:48,653 Get Peacock. Actually, our relationship... 632 00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:50,785 Get him! Get him. 633 00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,488 I want that picture of Ice Pick Charlie shaking hands with the governor. 634 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:58,126 I said I was not to be dist... 635 00:43:58,202 --> 00:44:02,969 Mr. Frazier? J. Charles Twilight, at your service. 636 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,373 Just dropped in to see what a publisher's office looks like. 637 00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:10,903 If I'm intruding, throw me out. It's your prerogative. 638 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:14,815 Oh, no. No, be free to look around. 639 00:44:14,885 --> 00:44:17,513 Thank you. 640 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:23,685 This is it. 641 00:44:23,761 --> 00:44:26,423 This shows good breeding. 642 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:32,194 Used to play this when I was a kid. Checkers. 643 00:44:32,269 --> 00:44:37,002 This is beautiful, just beautiful. 644 00:44:38,409 --> 00:44:41,469 This is class. 645 00:44:41,545 --> 00:44:45,447 Very fastidious. Oh, thank you. 646 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,041 Hey, leather patches. 647 00:44:48,118 --> 00:44:50,518 It's just an old rag from college. 648 00:44:50,587 --> 00:44:53,784 May I? Oh, of course. 649 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:57,054 Hey, Pete. 650 00:44:57,127 --> 00:44:59,254 By the way, Miss LaMonica's going to work for me. 651 00:44:59,329 --> 00:45:01,763 She's gonna put out a magazine I just took over. 652 00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:05,632 I'm afraid that's impossible, you see, I have a five-year contract with her. 653 00:45:09,907 --> 00:45:14,139 Got a sense of humor. You're all right. The family? 654 00:45:14,211 --> 00:45:17,977 Yes, yes. That's my wife, Pamela, 655 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:22,485 and my son, Craig, Jr., and my older daughter, Penny, 656 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:24,987 and this is Cynthia, the baby. 657 00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:28,081 This, you gotta be born with. 658 00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:32,219 This, money can't buy. 659 00:45:32,296 --> 00:45:36,960 Congratulations on your excellent taste, Mr. Frazier. Well, thank you! 660 00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:41,300 Thank me? Thank you! 661 00:45:41,371 --> 00:45:44,431 Have one of our trucks pick this all up right away. 662 00:45:44,508 --> 00:45:46,305 You're all right. 663 00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:54,651 How's it feel? How do you feel, now the case is over? 664 00:45:54,718 --> 00:45:59,314 This case isn't over, and it won't be over until the truth about me is told. 665 00:45:59,389 --> 00:46:03,450 Chief! We won! We won! 666 00:46:06,663 --> 00:46:08,722 Rose Ellen! 667 00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:10,733 Uh, would you excuse me? 668 00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:14,362 Rose Ellen, you shouldn't be seen with me till I clear my name. 669 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:16,531 No, Abner, my place is by your side. 670 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:19,542 All right, I'm gonna do it right now. 671 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:24,274 Ah, folks! Uh, it's time that the true facts come out. 672 00:46:24,348 --> 00:46:26,839 Now... Oh, uh... Mr. Hughes! 673 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:29,477 I suppose that I ought to thank you, but... 674 00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:32,283 You can thank me by seeing to it... 675 00:46:32,356 --> 00:46:34,847 that I never have to set eyes on you again. 676 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:38,861 You're free aren't you? So run along and publish your filthy little magazine. 677 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:41,796 I'm not gonna publish any filthy magazine. 678 00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:46,768 You're not? No. I want to go back and publish my bird magazine. 679 00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:49,271 Abner. 680 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:55,676 What's going on? How about a statement? 681 00:46:55,746 --> 00:46:59,409 This is horrible. This is just horrible. 682 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:02,213 But I gave Mr. Shrader and Mr. Rich all the facts. 683 00:47:02,286 --> 00:47:04,982 Yes, I know! They told me. 684 00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:08,024 Some cockamamie story about you chasing a bird... 685 00:47:08,091 --> 00:47:11,583 all through some South American jungle. 686 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:16,326 Even if it were true, even if I believed it, I'd be laughed out of court. 687 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,198 You'd have wound up in jail. Abner, you can't do this to us! 688 00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:22,363 You can't do this to the cause of Constitutional liberty! 689 00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:26,034 But all I want is to go back and publish my bird magazine! 690 00:47:26,109 --> 00:47:28,236 Ha-ha! Bird magazine! 691 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:32,214 Abner, don't you realize... 692 00:47:32,282 --> 00:47:35,046 that people all over the world have fought for you? 693 00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:37,951 They've had their heads broken, been thrown into jail... 694 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:41,252 for your right to publish a filthy magazine? 695 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:44,761 I'm sorry, but I just can't publish a dirty magazine. 696 00:47:44,828 --> 00:47:48,025 You've got to prove to the world just how free our press is! 697 00:47:48,098 --> 00:47:51,864 B-But I wouldn't know the first thing about publishing filth. 698 00:47:51,935 --> 00:47:54,631 You're young! You can learn. 699 00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:57,572 Abner is a clean, decent human being. 700 00:47:57,641 --> 00:48:00,667 Just when our country needs a dirty little degenerate, 701 00:48:00,744 --> 00:48:04,202 we're stuck with a clean, decent human being! 702 00:48:06,483 --> 00:48:09,213 It's Attorney General Snow! 703 00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:15,254 Your good name! What about the good name of your country... 704 00:48:15,325 --> 00:48:17,793 with the world watching a jury... 705 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:21,388 reaffirm your Constitutional right to publish filth? 706 00:48:21,465 --> 00:48:23,262 So what happens? 707 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:28,464 You come out with some namby-pamby magazine about the birds and flowers! 708 00:48:28,538 --> 00:48:31,974 Just birds. The flowers is a field. We never went into it. 709 00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,237 Abner Peacock, 710 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:39,305 if you love your country, you'll publish a filthy magazine. 711 00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:46,281 Abner! I heard all about it. Uncle Amos.! 712 00:48:46,356 --> 00:48:49,519 Don't worry, I'm not gonna publish any dirty magazine. 713 00:48:49,593 --> 00:48:51,458 Don't you ever think of anybody but yourself? 714 00:48:52,496 --> 00:48:55,897 Your associate has been kind enough to explain... 715 00:48:55,966 --> 00:48:58,457 that there are millions to be made; 716 00:48:58,535 --> 00:49:02,596 that an important financier is backing the magazine with hundreds of thousands.! 717 00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:06,473 Lisa LaMonica herself has quit Finesse to edit the new Peacock. 718 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:10,104 Lisa LaMonica! Abner. 719 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,341 Even if you don't want to go along with it, 720 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:16,284 have the decency to see her tomorrow and tell her to her face. 721 00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:23,317 I guess it would be the decent thing to do. 722 00:49:23,393 --> 00:49:27,659 Abner, if you think so, then it must be the decent thing to do. 723 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:32,095 All right. I'll tell her. 724 00:49:32,169 --> 00:49:35,661 But Rose Ellen, tomorrow night, after it's all over, 725 00:49:35,739 --> 00:49:38,799 I want you to be sitting on the swing of your veranda, 726 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,844 because I'm gonna come callin' on you... 727 00:49:41,912 --> 00:49:45,404 to ask you something very important. 728 00:49:45,482 --> 00:49:49,009 I'll be waiting, Abner. 729 00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:05,032 There he is! 730 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,272 Good morning, boss. Oh, uh, I'm not... 731 00:50:29,459 --> 00:50:31,689 Good morning, Mr. Peacock. Oh, uh... 732 00:50:31,762 --> 00:50:34,196 Good morning, Mr. Peacock. Good morning. 733 00:50:34,264 --> 00:50:36,732 Good morning, Mr. Peacock. Morning. 734 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,791 Good morning, Mr. Peacock. 735 00:50:48,912 --> 00:50:52,746 Excuse me, I'd like to see... 736 00:50:52,816 --> 00:50:54,977 Miss Pickering! Hi, kid. 737 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,986 Gee, Miss Pickering, you look so... uh... 738 00:50:57,054 --> 00:51:00,512 Mr. Peacock? Oh, Miss LaMonica? 739 00:51:00,590 --> 00:51:06,028 Mr. Peacock. Oh, just think of the excitement, the challenge the two of us face! 740 00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:08,826 Uh, well, actually, Miss LaMonica, 741 00:51:08,899 --> 00:51:11,766 see, I'm here to explain. 742 00:51:11,835 --> 00:51:14,827 Lisa, darling! Erica.! 743 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:19,137 Abner, you recognize Erica Lane, of course? 744 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:23,009 Erica Lane. I saw your last picture six times. 745 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:27,779 And you must be that wonderful Mr. Peacock who's making this all possible. 746 00:51:27,851 --> 00:51:32,117 You better get ready, Erica. We've flown Valdez in from Paris to do your photography. 747 00:51:32,189 --> 00:51:36,091 Oh, I'm... I'm so excited! 748 00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:45,367 That was Erica Lane. On the cover of our first issue. Nude, of course. 749 00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:48,529 Nude! Nude? 750 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:50,800 Of course. Now let's get down to business. 751 00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:53,468 Miss LaMonica! Uh... 752 00:51:53,543 --> 00:51:56,011 This is awfully hard to say, 753 00:51:56,079 --> 00:51:58,604 but before you go ahead and spend any more money, 754 00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:01,810 I'm just afraid this is impossible. 755 00:52:01,885 --> 00:52:03,819 lmpossible. 756 00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:07,220 Nothing is impossible. Together we can meet the challenge. 757 00:52:07,290 --> 00:52:11,283 Well, I didn't mean it exactly that way. 758 00:52:11,361 --> 00:52:16,162 I mean, you see, I just can't allow the name of Peacock... 759 00:52:16,233 --> 00:52:20,067 to be associated with a magazine like, uh... Like what? 760 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:23,937 Well, like, uh... 761 00:52:24,007 --> 00:52:28,603 Miss Erica Lane on the cover without a stitch of clothes on. 762 00:52:28,678 --> 00:52:31,442 Mr. Peacock, can you think of a stitch that Miss Lane could possibly wear... 763 00:52:31,515 --> 00:52:33,813 that would be more beautiful than what it's covering? 764 00:52:33,884 --> 00:52:36,546 Than what it's covering? 765 00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:40,522 Well, uh... no. 766 00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,387 Abner, sit down. 767 00:52:44,261 --> 00:52:47,992 I think we should have a talk. Man-to-man. 768 00:52:48,064 --> 00:52:52,433 Mr. Peacock, as a modern, sophisticated editor, 769 00:52:52,502 --> 00:52:55,994 you must know from your own experience that sex... 770 00:52:56,072 --> 00:52:58,802 uninhibited, frank and open is one of nature's greatestjoys. 771 00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:02,777 Well, uh... 772 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,906 Actually, I haven't had a lot of, uh... 773 00:53:05,982 --> 00:53:07,916 What I mean is... 774 00:53:07,984 --> 00:53:12,512 Now, Mr. Peacock, this is no time to be coy. A man like you.! 775 00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:15,285 Well... 776 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:17,690 That's why the Peacock Magazine is going to be clean. 777 00:53:17,761 --> 00:53:21,788 You and I are gonna take sex and put it where it belongs... out in the open. 778 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,700 Yes, the Peacock Magazine is gonna be a sex magazine... 779 00:53:26,770 --> 00:53:28,567 but clean sex, 780 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:31,937 purified by frankness and open discussion. 781 00:53:32,008 --> 00:53:35,739 Abner, American men and women are begging... 782 00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:38,042 to break the chains of their Puritanical heritage, 783 00:53:38,114 --> 00:53:41,811 to free them of their sexual frustrations. 784 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,479 They're crying to us, Abner. 785 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,488 Let us take up the gauntlet. 786 00:53:46,556 --> 00:53:49,719 Together, let us create a great new magazine. 787 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:54,355 Well, uh, you see, I don't know how I could be of much help in that field. 788 00:53:54,431 --> 00:53:58,834 Birds are my line. I really don't know... You don't know? 789 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:01,029 Abner, you're the whole ball of wax! 790 00:54:01,104 --> 00:54:04,938 The public will only accept that the Peacock is the world's number one swinging magazine... 791 00:54:05,008 --> 00:54:07,977 if they believe that the man behind it is the world's number one swinger. 792 00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:11,741 You, Abner Peacock. Me... a swinger. 793 00:54:11,815 --> 00:54:16,343 Miss LaMonica, I-I never swung, uh... 794 00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:20,856 You see, those things they said about me at the trial... That's not me. 795 00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:24,883 I'm just an editor of a bird magazine. I'm just plain... 796 00:54:24,961 --> 00:54:28,590 I know all about you... what every woman in that courtroom knows, 797 00:54:28,665 --> 00:54:30,599 every woman who saw you on television! 798 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:33,500 Let's not play games! 799 00:54:33,570 --> 00:54:36,130 What are you talking about? You know very well what I'm talking about. 800 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:39,141 The fact that you possess a fantastic sexual magnetism! 801 00:54:39,209 --> 00:54:43,612 A sexual attraction that has stirred women like nothing before; 802 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,649 a sexual excitement that even l... 803 00:54:48,718 --> 00:54:52,745 Even l... 804 00:54:52,822 --> 00:54:56,849 Uh, Miss LaMonica... Are you happy, Abner Peacock? 805 00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:58,757 You made me say it. 806 00:54:58,828 --> 00:55:01,991 You have the satisfaction of watching hard-boiled Lisa LaMonica... 807 00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:04,431 panting like some hot-breathed teenager. 808 00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:09,404 Is your vanity appeased? Or are you cruel enough to make me say it again? 809 00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:12,134 Uh, uh, you don't have to say it again. 810 00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:15,405 Uh, what you said there was, uh... That, uh... 811 00:55:15,478 --> 00:55:19,574 Actually, see, I never considered myself, uh... 812 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:22,413 unattractive. 813 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:26,683 I always thought I had a certain amount of... uh... 814 00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:28,986 But... not like that. 815 00:55:29,059 --> 00:55:31,357 Yes. Like that. 816 00:55:31,428 --> 00:55:34,955 Abner Peacock, are you or are you not gonna lead America... 817 00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:37,363 out of the darkness of its Victorian sex life? 818 00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:40,267 Yes or no? Well... l... 819 00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:45,365 Don't answer that right now. Let me show you the people who have faith in you! 820 00:55:46,743 --> 00:55:50,679 - Charles. - My dear. 821 00:55:50,747 --> 00:55:54,444 Abner, I'd like you to meet Mr. Twilight, your copublisher. 822 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:56,451 Your silent copublisher. 823 00:55:56,519 --> 00:56:00,421 My pleasure. How do you do, Mr. Twilight. 824 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:04,392 Gee, Miss LaMonica was telling me about all the money you've invested. 825 00:56:04,461 --> 00:56:07,225 Nothing. Nothing. It's my prerogative. 826 00:56:09,432 --> 00:56:13,459 Oh! My, what a beautiful office you have. Thank you. 827 00:56:13,536 --> 00:56:15,936 Oh, is this your family? 828 00:56:16,005 --> 00:56:20,965 That's my wife, Pamela,: my son, Craig, Jr.,: my daughter, Pammy,: 829 00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:24,741 and that's the little baby, Cynthia. 830 00:56:24,814 --> 00:56:28,215 Well, you certainly have a wonderful family. 831 00:56:28,284 --> 00:56:30,013 Thank you. 832 00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:34,420 Get out of my way! Don't worry. Don't worry! 833 00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:38,928 What is this nonsense about Evelyn not being on the cover of our first issue? 834 00:56:38,995 --> 00:56:41,623 Osborn, we'll discuss that later. 835 00:56:41,698 --> 00:56:43,859 There's nothing to discuss! 836 00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:48,802 Get into your garter belt, Mother. You're gonna be on that cover. 837 00:56:48,872 --> 00:56:51,602 That'll be the day.! Not on the cover of my magazine. 838 00:56:51,674 --> 00:56:54,700 Oh, so it's your magazine! 839 00:56:54,778 --> 00:56:58,874 Now, now. If there's a difference of opinion, 840 00:56:58,948 --> 00:57:02,907 I'm sure Mr. Tremain and I can settle it like gentlemen. 841 00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:07,320 Nice to have met you, Mr. Peacock. A real pleasure. 842 00:57:07,390 --> 00:57:10,848 See you later, Charles. Ta-ta, Lisa. 843 00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:13,862 What did you think of him? He's just folks! 844 00:57:18,301 --> 00:57:21,099 Come on! I wanna show you something. 845 00:57:21,171 --> 00:57:24,197 Good morning, Miss Love. Good morning. 846 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:26,970 Good morning, Miss Love. Richard. 847 00:57:27,043 --> 00:57:31,673 An old retired schoolteacher for whom Mr. Twilight has created a new and useful life. 848 00:57:31,748 --> 00:57:34,342 What a wonderful human being. 849 00:57:34,417 --> 00:57:36,817 Now, on to your penthouse. 850 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:47,989 We haven't had much time. We're still putting it all together. 851 00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:49,998 Uh-huh. 852 00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:58,430 We're gonna keep your pussycats in there. 853 00:57:58,508 --> 00:58:01,807 My, uh, p-p-pussycats? 854 00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:04,244 It's all very obvious, of course. 855 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:08,683 But then when you're trying to personify blatant sex, it usually is. 856 00:58:08,751 --> 00:58:10,719 Oh, how true. 857 00:58:10,787 --> 00:58:15,087 - Abner? - Uh, oh, oh. 858 00:58:21,764 --> 00:58:25,860 Good morning, Mr. Peacock. It's your household staff. 859 00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:27,869 Uh, uh, my staff? 860 00:58:27,937 --> 00:58:31,270 They were just tidying up your bedroom. That's enough for now, girls. 861 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:39,641 Your bed. 862 00:58:39,716 --> 00:58:42,150 It is amusing, isn't it? 863 00:58:49,492 --> 00:58:52,893 Uh, Miss LaMonica, I'm sure that you know what you're doing, 864 00:58:52,962 --> 00:58:55,624 but I, uh... 865 00:58:57,367 --> 00:59:00,131 These are your world-famous Peacock Pussycats. 866 00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,000 My, uh, pussycats? 867 00:59:02,071 --> 00:59:05,598 Yes, they'll be with you wherever you go, 24 hours a day. 868 00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:10,135 Sherry, Delilah, Toma and Ingrid. 869 00:59:10,213 --> 00:59:12,374 Hi. 870 00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:15,440 Girls, you and Mr. Peacock have a rather heavy schedule, 871 00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:18,248 so I suggest you go to your rooms and start dressing. 872 00:59:18,321 --> 00:59:20,255 Yes, Miss LaMonica. 873 00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:31,262 Their rooms? Yes. 874 00:59:31,334 --> 00:59:34,030 Th-they live right here with me? 875 00:59:34,103 --> 00:59:36,230 Yes! 876 00:59:38,274 --> 00:59:42,938 - I mean, aren't people gonna think, uh... - Frankly, yes, they will. 877 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:47,410 Miss LaMonica, 878 00:59:47,483 --> 00:59:49,417 this... this whole business of... 879 00:59:49,485 --> 00:59:54,479 - is pretty silly about me, uh, being a... - A sex symbol? 880 00:59:54,557 --> 00:59:58,118 I mean, I'm just an ordinary guy who has a... 881 00:59:58,194 --> 01:00:01,357 well, certain amount of a...but... 882 01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:05,663 I still consider myself a decent, uh... Miss LaMonica. 883 01:00:05,735 --> 01:00:07,999 Uh, M-M-M-Miss LaMonica. 884 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,174 Uh. 885 01:00:13,242 --> 01:00:15,403 Promise me you'll never let me do that again! 886 01:00:15,478 --> 01:00:17,605 Well, l... I-I pro... Promise me that! 887 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,615 If I even touch you, you'll hit me, slap me, anything to stop me! 888 01:00:20,683 --> 01:00:23,948 - I prom... - In the name of heaven, don't let me destroy the... 889 01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:26,614 the independence that I've worked so hard to achieve... 890 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:29,658 just because for the first time I've met the only man who... 891 01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:33,127 Promise me! Promise me! I prom... 892 01:00:40,870 --> 01:00:44,704 Rose Ellen, it's Abner. 893 01:00:50,546 --> 01:00:53,242 It... It's just like Uncle Amos said Rose Ellen. 894 01:00:53,316 --> 01:00:56,808 I really can't go through life thinking only of myself. 895 01:00:56,886 --> 01:01:01,448 And after everything these people have invested, I really have to go along with them. 896 01:01:01,524 --> 01:01:03,116 B-B-But it's clearly understood... 897 01:01:03,192 --> 01:01:07,458 it's only until the first issue of the magazine hits the stands. 898 01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:11,830 - Then I'm through! - Abner, if you think it's the right thing, 899 01:01:11,901 --> 01:01:13,835 then you must do it. 900 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:16,999 And Rose Ellen... 901 01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:21,669 Would you excuse me for a minute, girls. 902 01:01:21,744 --> 01:01:25,305 Rose Ellen, promise me one thing: 903 01:01:25,381 --> 01:01:28,578 The day the first issue of the magazine hits the stands, 904 01:01:28,651 --> 01:01:32,348 that very night you'll be sitting on the swing of the old veranda... 905 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:35,323 'cause someone's gonna come callin' on you; 906 01:01:35,391 --> 01:01:38,360 someone who wants to ask you something very important. 907 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:40,726 I'll be waiting, Abner. 908 01:01:55,678 --> 01:01:58,010 Miss LaMonica... Perfection. 909 01:01:58,081 --> 01:02:00,914 There isn't a reporter in New York that hasn't been alerted. 910 01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:05,044 But I feel so silly. I'm just not... Oh, yes you are. 911 01:02:05,121 --> 01:02:08,352 You're fantastic. You're simply... Watch it. 912 01:02:08,424 --> 01:02:11,018 Remember the... the promise. 913 01:02:11,094 --> 01:02:13,028 Thank you! 914 01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:17,365 Good luck. 915 01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:23,038 Can you believe that? I hope you didn't overdo it. 916 01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:25,904 The country may not be ready for Abner Peacock. 917 01:02:25,975 --> 01:02:27,909 I'll make it ready! 918 01:04:27,897 --> 01:04:30,889 Everybody, let's hear it for Abner! 919 01:04:44,447 --> 01:04:48,440 Forty million copies! Can you imagine that, Rose Ellen? 920 01:04:50,119 --> 01:04:54,021 Uh, I guess you've been seeing a lot of me... 921 01:04:54,090 --> 01:04:56,456 on television and in the newspapers? 922 01:04:56,525 --> 01:05:01,895 Oh, yes, Abner! You seem to be everywhere do-doing everything! 923 01:05:01,964 --> 01:05:06,333 Oh, no! It's just that I'm worried. You look so thin. 924 01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:09,496 Well, it's not easy, Rose Ellen. 925 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:12,666 But as I said, an obligation's an obligation. 926 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,869 Poor Abner. 927 01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:18,971 But thank heavens the first issue is out and it's all over! 928 01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:20,948 Well, uh, 929 01:05:21,017 --> 01:05:23,611 th-that's what I called about, Rose Ellen. 930 01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:27,486 You see, Miss LaMonica and Mr. Twilight... 931 01:05:27,556 --> 01:05:30,320 By the way, he's a wonderful guy! 932 01:05:30,393 --> 01:05:33,191 Uh, anyway, they came up with this fantastic idea. 933 01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:37,096 They want to open a nightclub called the "Peacock Club." Isn't that mad? 934 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:39,999 But, Rose Ellen, 935 01:05:40,069 --> 01:05:42,435 the day after that club opens... 936 01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:46,532 I'll be waiting, Abner. 937 01:06:20,543 --> 01:06:24,274 Those stupid women! Eating him up with their eyes. 938 01:06:24,347 --> 01:06:26,281 Making fools of themselves! 939 01:06:26,349 --> 01:06:28,783 What's it to you? 940 01:06:28,851 --> 01:06:32,048 Me? I just can't stand bad taste, that's all. 941 01:06:36,959 --> 01:06:40,224 That does it! She's fired! She was whispering in his ear! 942 01:06:40,296 --> 01:06:44,858 She was nuzzling his ear! They were never to touch him. She's fired! 943 01:06:48,838 --> 01:06:50,829 On with the show! 944 01:06:53,442 --> 01:06:57,105 Mr. Peacock 945 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,875 Our good man 946 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:03,282 Mr. Peacock 947 01:07:03,352 --> 01:07:06,185 Turns us on 948 01:07:06,255 --> 01:07:08,746 Mr. Peacock, Mr. Peacock 949 01:07:08,824 --> 01:07:12,021 No one else could be so groovy 950 01:07:12,094 --> 01:07:14,858 You're our shining knight Mr. Peacock 951 01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:17,797 You're so outta sight Mr. Peacock 952 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,597 Love was such a bore 953 01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:23,638 Till you unlocked the door 954 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:26,641 Mr. Peacock, Mr. Peacock 955 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:29,576 You're the stuff our dreams are made of 956 01:07:29,645 --> 01:07:31,579 - Gary, Rock and Rex - Mr. Peacock 957 01:07:31,647 --> 01:07:35,583 - Have now become Brand X - Mr. Peacock 958 01:07:35,651 --> 01:07:41,112 Sinatra's turnin' green since you have made the scene 959 01:07:41,190 --> 01:07:44,091 Mr. Peacock, Mr. Peacock 960 01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:47,061 How'd we ever do without you 961 01:07:47,129 --> 01:07:49,791 - You're so super hip - Mr. Peacock 962 01:07:49,865 --> 01:07:52,663 You make others trip Mr. Peacock 963 01:07:52,735 --> 01:07:55,533 When you do your thing Mr. Peacock 964 01:07:55,604 --> 01:07:58,596 You're what's happening Mr. Peacock 965 01:07:58,674 --> 01:08:00,733 Mr. Peacock, Mr. Peacock 966 01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:04,439 No one else could be so groovy 967 01:08:04,513 --> 01:08:07,141 You're my shining knight Mr. Peacock 968 01:08:07,216 --> 01:08:10,083 You're so outta sight Mr. Peacock 969 01:08:10,152 --> 01:08:12,950 - Love was such a bore - Mr. Peacock 970 01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:15,991 Till you unlocked the door Mr. Peacock 971 01:08:16,058 --> 01:08:46,317 Mr. Peacock, Mr. Peacock 972 01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:03,667 Rose Ellen, in God's name, come in the house! 973 01:09:03,739 --> 01:09:06,230 Abner asked me to wait for him, Father. 974 01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:19,248 Charlie, you sneak up and try that again and so help me... 975 01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:22,984 Lisa, you don't understand! I'm not makin' any cheap passes. 976 01:09:23,058 --> 01:09:27,154 I'm on the level with ya. This legitimate! 977 01:09:27,229 --> 01:09:29,891 I want you to be my mistress. 978 01:09:29,965 --> 01:09:32,559 The last thing I need right now is a man. 979 01:09:32,635 --> 01:09:34,603 Sooner or later, you'll need one, 980 01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:37,503 but I'll be waitin'... patient, but anticipatory. 981 01:09:37,573 --> 01:09:39,507 Anticipatory. Is that a new word? 982 01:09:39,575 --> 01:09:41,543 Miss Love gave it to me yesterday. 983 01:09:41,610 --> 01:09:44,545 Good luck with it. Thank you. 984 01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:49,183 Where have you been? Where I am every day: 985 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:52,311 hiring new pussycats to replace the ones you keep firing. 986 01:09:52,388 --> 01:09:55,414 First there was Sherry because you thought she was nuzzling his ear. 987 01:09:55,491 --> 01:09:59,860 Then Toma because you didn't like the look in her eye. And now Ingrid. All she did... 988 01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:04,389 I know what she did! She was pawing him! It's cheap! Offensive. 989 01:10:04,466 --> 01:10:07,060 She was just removing lint from his lapel. 990 01:10:07,136 --> 01:10:11,072 Don't tell me what she did! That settles it! 991 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,870 This business of all them living with him... That is out! 992 01:10:13,943 --> 01:10:16,935 What are you, Lisa? His den mother? I tell you it's out! 993 01:10:17,012 --> 01:10:20,778 Starting tonight! Who knows what they've been doing up there every night. 994 01:10:20,849 --> 01:10:25,445 I know! He's been teaching them bird calls. That's all that's been going on. 995 01:10:26,956 --> 01:10:30,255 Are you sure, Joe? Are you really sure? 996 01:10:30,326 --> 01:10:33,318 Oh, no! I don't believe it! 997 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:36,922 You know, with all those women up there all night. 998 01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:39,934 Oh, don't tell me! You're jealous! 999 01:10:41,537 --> 01:10:43,835 Jealous? 1000 01:10:43,906 --> 01:10:47,467 I'm so jealous, if any woman even looks at him my teeth hurt. 1001 01:10:47,543 --> 01:10:50,341 But he's just a... I know what he is! 1002 01:10:50,412 --> 01:10:55,008 He's a little nobody! The kind my grandmother always warned me against. 1003 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:58,281 When you're busy fighting off those big sexy brutes, 1004 01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:01,289 it's always the little nobodies who nail ya every time. 1005 01:11:01,357 --> 01:11:04,554 He's not for you, Lisa. Of course he isn't! 1006 01:11:04,627 --> 01:11:08,358 He's just a little, insignificant, small-town square. 1007 01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:12,530 The kind my mother was lucky enough to marry. 1008 01:11:12,601 --> 01:11:15,297 I could spend my life in this rat race... 1009 01:11:15,371 --> 01:11:18,602 and never run into another one like him. 1010 01:11:18,674 --> 01:11:20,608 And why not? 1011 01:11:23,579 --> 01:11:25,877 I'll tell you why not. 1012 01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:29,247 I'm an all-the-way kind of woman. 1013 01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:31,650 It's either a man or a career. 1014 01:11:33,989 --> 01:11:35,980 The winner. 1015 01:11:36,058 --> 01:11:38,686 Good evening, Mr. Peacock. 1016 01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:40,695 Mrs. Dominick. 1017 01:11:43,232 --> 01:11:47,692 Come bello.! 1018 01:11:57,913 --> 01:12:01,747 - Workin' late, huh? - What are you doing here? 1019 01:12:01,817 --> 01:12:05,651 Oh, since the girls moved out... 1020 01:12:05,721 --> 01:12:07,552 got kinda lonely. 1021 01:12:07,623 --> 01:12:12,583 You know how it is when you're used to having a lot of girls around and suddenly... 1022 01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:21,564 You know something? Uh, we've never had dinner together. 1023 01:12:23,205 --> 01:12:27,437 - Forget it! I'm busy. - Yeah, well, sure. 1024 01:12:35,818 --> 01:12:37,752 Why not? 1025 01:12:39,154 --> 01:12:41,122 Abner? 1026 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:44,125 Did you call me? 1027 01:12:46,395 --> 01:12:48,522 Now, now, Miss LaMonica. 1028 01:12:48,597 --> 01:12:52,192 I made a promise to you, and when I make a promise... 1029 01:12:52,267 --> 01:12:53,962 Try and stop me. 1030 01:13:00,876 --> 01:13:03,401 Oh, Abner, I want you so much. 1031 01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:06,539 I want you every minute of the day... 1032 01:13:06,615 --> 01:13:08,549 morning, noon and night. 1033 01:13:08,617 --> 01:13:11,780 Does that mean the dinner date is on? 1034 01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:14,152 Dinner, lunch, breakfast, everything. 1035 01:13:14,223 --> 01:13:18,853 Uh, uh, I'll, uh... I'll go get on my coat then. 1036 01:13:18,927 --> 01:13:20,861 Mm-hmm. 1037 01:13:22,531 --> 01:13:26,194 Hurry, darling. I've waited so long! 1038 01:13:27,302 --> 01:13:28,826 Charlie! Him and not me? 1039 01:13:31,006 --> 01:13:34,669 Charlie, let me explain! Shut up.! 1040 01:13:34,743 --> 01:13:40,477 Okay, you're a normal broad. If there's anybody you want, it's gonna be me! 1041 01:13:40,549 --> 01:13:44,747 Not me or him.! Because if there's gonna be a me or a him... 1042 01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:47,983 One word to the boys... There will be no more him! 1043 01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:53,391 How wrong can you be, Charlie? 1044 01:13:53,462 --> 01:13:55,396 I gotta keep conning him. 1045 01:13:55,464 --> 01:14:00,367 We gotta keep him believing no woman can resist him. We got a gold mine, Charlie. 1046 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:03,928 As long as we keep him thinking that he's the hottest thing going. 1047 01:14:04,006 --> 01:14:06,634 Well, it sure sounded like... Where's your sense ofhumor? 1048 01:14:06,708 --> 01:14:10,735 Me go for a little nobody like him when I could have you? 1049 01:14:10,813 --> 01:14:12,781 Come on, now, Charlie. 1050 01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:15,840 - It is funny. - Yeah! 1051 01:14:15,918 --> 01:14:20,617 One of these days, I'll just blow the whole thing and laugh right in his face. 1052 01:14:20,689 --> 01:14:23,021 Listen, you better leave before... 1053 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:36,428 Abner. You don't have to worry about laughing at me anymore. 1054 01:14:36,505 --> 01:14:38,473 You're never gonna see me again anyway 1055 01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:40,906 Abner, let me explain! No. 1056 01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:42,910 Come here, chump. You're going no place! 1057 01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:45,742 You hear me? You're stayin'here as long as we need ya. 1058 01:14:45,814 --> 01:14:50,080 Ya hear me? Mr. Twilight, I don't have anything against you, 1059 01:14:50,152 --> 01:14:54,521 but I'm gonna count to three, and if you don't take your hand off my coat... 1060 01:14:54,590 --> 01:14:58,959 I'll count for you! One, two, three. 1061 01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:01,552 Mm-hmm. Okay. 1062 01:15:04,633 --> 01:15:08,000 Let's get outta here. No, we got him into this. 1063 01:15:08,570 --> 01:15:09,969 He hit me. Charlie, he didn't mean it! 1064 01:15:10,038 --> 01:15:11,869 He hit me! Abner, tell him! 1065 01:15:11,940 --> 01:15:14,909 - I gave him fair warning. - Big Joe! Petey! 1066 01:15:14,977 --> 01:15:19,038 You better get out of here! Don't worry. So long, Mr. Twilight! 1067 01:15:19,114 --> 01:15:20,775 Rest in peace. 1068 01:15:22,050 --> 01:15:24,985 Good evening, Mr. Peacock. Good evening, Mr. Peacock. 1069 01:15:30,792 --> 01:15:32,760 Charlie, you can't! Shut up! 1070 01:15:32,828 --> 01:15:34,591 What's up, boss? Get Peacock! 1071 01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:37,257 Mr. Peacock? He hit him. He hit me. 1072 01:15:37,332 --> 01:15:39,129 Ice Pick Charlie! 1073 01:15:39,201 --> 01:15:41,294 You mean, Mr. Twilight is... That's right.! 1074 01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:45,807 - The man! And he's gonna have you killed! - Killed! 1075 01:15:46,141 --> 01:15:51,943 Comes love's old song 1076 01:15:52,014 --> 01:15:54,244 Comes love's 1077 01:15:54,316 --> 01:16:02,223 Old sweet song 1078 01:16:03,859 --> 01:16:10,321 Once in the dear, dead days beyond recall 1079 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:12,594 When on the world 1080 01:16:12,668 --> 01:16:16,604 The mist began to fall 1081 01:16:16,672 --> 01:16:18,833 Out of the dreams 1082 01:16:18,907 --> 01:16:22,365 That rose in happy throng 1083 01:16:22,444 --> 01:16:24,571 Lo, to our hearts 1084 01:16:24,646 --> 01:16:29,345 Love sang an old, sweet song 1085 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:32,683 And in the dusk 1086 01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:35,621 Where fell the firelight's gleam 1087 01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:39,024 Softly it wove itself 1088 01:16:39,094 --> 01:16:45,124 Into our dream 1089 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:48,761 Oh, Abner, I knew you'd come back. 1090 01:16:50,372 --> 01:16:54,934 I had to. I just had to see you once more to say good-bye. 1091 01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:57,979 Good-bye? No, Rose Ellen, I don't have much time, 1092 01:16:58,046 --> 01:17:00,344 and I wanted you to know... 1093 01:17:00,415 --> 01:17:02,440 that as far as I'm concerned, 1094 01:17:02,517 --> 01:17:06,647 you're... you're just about the most wonderful... 1095 01:17:06,722 --> 01:17:09,384 girl l... 1096 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:12,916 Rose Ellen? Yes? 1097 01:17:12,995 --> 01:17:14,929 Abner.! 1098 01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:19,832 Oh, Reverend Wilkerson! Rose Ellen and I were just, uh... 1099 01:17:19,901 --> 01:17:24,895 Uh, listen. I know what you and everybody here must think about me and, 1100 01:17:24,973 --> 01:17:26,907 you know, all those women. 1101 01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:29,239 We found it very amusing. 1102 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:32,439 Amusing? Yes, Abner, all of us who really know you... 1103 01:17:32,514 --> 01:17:36,075 know that no matter how many girls you had around, 1104 01:17:36,151 --> 01:17:38,745 nothing possibly could have happened. 1105 01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:44,249 Gee, I'm glad to hear that. 1106 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:46,317 Oh, excuse me. 1107 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:50,832 Gee, and I was so worried. 1108 01:17:50,899 --> 01:17:54,164 Rose Ellen, look! I really am on the run. 1109 01:17:54,236 --> 01:17:56,898 I want you to know if you never see me again... 1110 01:17:56,972 --> 01:18:01,102 Run? Abner, you don't have to run anymore. 1111 01:18:01,176 --> 01:18:03,872 You're home! 1112 01:18:03,945 --> 01:18:06,072 Home? 1113 01:18:06,148 --> 01:18:09,845 And now, if any of you thought... 1114 01:18:09,918 --> 01:18:14,184 that this year's concert would be without its most famous selection, 1115 01:18:14,256 --> 01:18:17,123 you didn't reckon with Abner Peacock. 1116 01:18:36,111 --> 01:18:39,444 Uh, Thank you. 1117 01:18:39,514 --> 01:18:42,608 Uh, well, all I can say is, uh, 1118 01:18:42,684 --> 01:18:45,118 I, uh... It's good to be home! 1119 01:18:45,187 --> 01:18:47,655 I know one thing: I'll never leave again. 1120 01:18:50,025 --> 01:18:53,893 "Summer in the Meadow" by Eloise Dudley Fetlock. 1121 01:19:04,806 --> 01:19:09,675 On a warm summer's day as we wend our way 1122 01:19:09,745 --> 01:19:14,307 Through the fields smelling sweetly of heather 1123 01:19:14,382 --> 01:19:19,115 As we stroll along let us hark to the song 1124 01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:24,557 Of our dear, little friends of the feather 1125 01:19:24,626 --> 01:19:29,461 Greeting his guests is the robin redbreast 1126 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:36,198 From the foliage lush comes the song of the thrush 1127 01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:41,533 The kingfisher's bark 1128 01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:44,773 The gay meadowlark 1129 01:19:44,846 --> 01:19:47,337 A turtledove's croon 1130 01:19:47,415 --> 01:19:50,009 The laugh of a loon 1131 01:19:50,085 --> 01:19:51,882 Is that a snipe 1132 01:19:51,953 --> 01:19:54,649 No, a friendly bobwhite 1133 01:19:54,723 --> 01:19:57,954 The herring gull's howl Hoot of an owl 1134 01:19:58,026 --> 01:20:01,359 Mallard duck's cackle Blue-bellied grackle 1135 01:20:01,429 --> 01:20:04,227 A coot, hawk, a crow 1136 01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:07,564 An auk, a finch, a swallow 1137 01:20:07,636 --> 01:20:12,630 A quail, tit willow 1138 01:20:12,707 --> 01:20:15,574 A grouse, a rook, a turkey 1139 01:20:15,644 --> 01:20:18,112 But look 1140 01:20:18,180 --> 01:20:21,377 There overhead majestic and regal 1141 01:20:21,449 --> 01:20:24,145 The king of them all 1142 01:20:24,219 --> 01:20:25,743 The American eagle 1143 01:20:25,821 --> 01:20:27,618 Ah 1144 01:20:29,791 --> 01:20:34,990 I'll write. From sea to shining sea 1145 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,004 Abner.! 1146 01:20:54,082 --> 01:20:56,016 Stay out of the line of fire! 1147 01:20:56,084 --> 01:20:58,917 No, Abner, my place is by you. 1148 01:21:00,622 --> 01:21:03,386 Oh, Rose Ellen. I'm sorry I had to do that. 1149 01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:05,119 Good-bye. 1150 01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:11,691 All right! Get it over with! 1151 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:22,276 Abner, I wish to apologize for anything I may have said in anger. 1152 01:21:22,344 --> 01:21:24,403 What'd you say? 1153 01:21:24,479 --> 01:21:27,505 I'm just repeating what Miss LaMonica sent me here to say. 1154 01:21:27,582 --> 01:21:30,642 You're not gonna... Miss LaMonica made it very clear that... 1155 01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:33,745 what the syndicate has at stake with the magazine... 1156 01:21:33,822 --> 01:21:38,919 whatever I did to you, it would be nothin' to what my associates would do to me. 1157 01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:41,724 Gee, Mr. Twilight! 1158 01:21:41,796 --> 01:21:44,856 Abner! 1159 01:21:44,933 --> 01:21:47,868 Oh, Rose Ellen.! Yes? 1160 01:21:47,936 --> 01:21:50,063 Rose Ellen, 1161 01:21:50,138 --> 01:21:52,436 l... I gotta talk to your father. 1162 01:21:54,175 --> 01:21:56,735 Excuse me! 1163 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:03,312 You and Rose Ellen going to be married... 1164 01:22:03,385 --> 01:22:06,252 my fondest dream since you two were in kindergarten. 1165 01:22:06,321 --> 01:22:10,189 I know what a decent, wonderful boy you are. 1166 01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:12,317 Thank you. 1167 01:22:12,394 --> 01:22:16,524 I know that and all who know you know that, but, Abner, 1168 01:22:19,234 --> 01:22:22,567 the world doesn't know that. 1169 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:26,539 In the eyes of the world, you are... well, a rake, 1170 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:31,739 whose amorous exploits with countless women... 1171 01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:36,314 Common gossip. Yeah, I know, Reverend Wilkerson. 1172 01:22:36,384 --> 01:22:40,286 The first thing in the morning, I'm gonna call that press conference... 1173 01:22:40,355 --> 01:22:42,915 and explain the kind of man I really am. 1174 01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:46,722 I'm gonna show 'em my citations, my potholders... 1175 01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:51,892 Abner, there's just one thing that you must make absolutely clear to them: 1176 01:22:51,967 --> 01:22:54,868 And that is, that you are pure. 1177 01:22:56,204 --> 01:22:58,866 Pure? It's only fair to my little girl... 1178 01:22:58,940 --> 01:23:00,874 that the world knows that the man she is marrying... 1179 01:23:00,942 --> 01:23:05,436 is just as virtuous as she is. 1180 01:23:05,513 --> 01:23:08,744 Uh, you mean that you want me to, uh, 1181 01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:13,011 uh, come right out there in front of all those, uh, 1182 01:23:13,088 --> 01:23:16,057 newspaper men and television cameras, and... 1183 01:23:16,124 --> 01:23:18,490 and tell them that I am a... 1184 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:21,721 virgin. 1185 01:23:21,796 --> 01:23:25,027 Yes, Abner! 1186 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:28,592 Well, what I mean is... 1187 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:33,539 Well, no man likes to come right out and, uh... 1188 01:23:33,608 --> 01:23:35,542 Well, look, wouldn't it look... 1189 01:23:35,610 --> 01:23:41,048 kinda silly for a man to call a big press conference just to announce that he's a... 1190 01:23:42,617 --> 01:23:44,551 virgin. 1191 01:23:44,619 --> 01:23:49,056 Abner, you are. Oh, yeah! Oh, sure! 1192 01:23:49,124 --> 01:23:51,558 It's just that, uh... 1193 01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:57,121 Well, maybe I could get the idea across without actually coming out and saying it. 1194 01:23:57,198 --> 01:24:01,191 No, Abner. The truth must be known. 1195 01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:03,533 Oh, yeah, but to come right out... 1196 01:24:03,605 --> 01:24:08,872 and... and to say it like that, you see. 1197 01:24:11,246 --> 01:24:14,773 Lots of times there are women at those press conferences. 1198 01:24:14,849 --> 01:24:18,751 I know one woman who will be there... Rose Ellen. 1199 01:24:18,820 --> 01:24:23,223 Rose Ellen? And I'll be there with her to announce your engagement. 1200 01:24:25,160 --> 01:24:27,094 Well, gee, that's swell. 1201 01:24:28,963 --> 01:24:32,330 Say, I know! Maybe we could put it in a riddle, 1202 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:36,461 like, uh, guess what it is that's never... No! 1203 01:24:36,538 --> 01:24:39,564 The truth! Straight out! 1204 01:24:39,641 --> 01:24:42,610 Straight out, yeah, uh-huh. 1205 01:24:45,213 --> 01:24:47,909 He couldn't do that! He just couldn't do that! 1206 01:24:47,982 --> 01:24:51,418 He must be crazy! No man would say that in public. 1207 01:24:51,486 --> 01:24:53,977 This wouldn't happen if Osborn was running things. 1208 01:24:54,055 --> 01:24:56,580 Quiet! Are you sure? I was just with him. 1209 01:24:56,658 --> 01:24:59,991 After he told me to call a big press conference, he began hemming and hawing. 1210 01:25:00,061 --> 01:25:03,929 Finally, he wanted to know how he could announce he had never had a woman... 1211 01:25:03,998 --> 01:25:06,091 without actually using the word. 1212 01:25:06,167 --> 01:25:09,603 - Oh, no - Oh, let's not kid ourselves, Lisa. 1213 01:25:09,671 --> 01:25:12,401 We'll be the laugh of the century after the headlines: 1214 01:25:12,474 --> 01:25:15,966 "Abner Peacock: Leader of the Sex Revolution Is a Virgin!" 1215 01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:20,538 A virgin! That's the dirtiest thing I ever heard in my life! 1216 01:25:20,615 --> 01:25:23,482 - We'll be laughed out of the business. - If Abner kills the magazine, 1217 01:25:23,551 --> 01:25:25,985 you don't think Charlie will let him live? 1218 01:25:26,054 --> 01:25:29,751 Everything you've built up.! Everything wiped out the minute he opens his mouth... 1219 01:25:29,824 --> 01:25:31,758 and announces he's a virgin. 1220 01:25:32,994 --> 01:25:35,428 Unless... 1221 01:25:35,497 --> 01:25:37,692 Unless? 1222 01:25:37,765 --> 01:25:41,963 Unless when he wakes up tomorrow morning, 1223 01:25:42,036 --> 01:25:43,901 he isn't. 1224 01:25:43,972 --> 01:25:46,600 Ladies and gentlemen of the press, 1225 01:25:46,674 --> 01:25:50,701 contrary to the erroneous impression the public has of me, 1226 01:25:50,778 --> 01:25:52,609 actually I'm a... 1227 01:25:55,884 --> 01:26:00,821 Actually, my physical state could be described as that of a... 1228 01:26:04,659 --> 01:26:07,321 Maybe if I kept it light, offhand. 1229 01:26:08,463 --> 01:26:10,397 Hi, folks! Want to hear something funny? 1230 01:26:16,104 --> 01:26:18,129 Miss LaMonica! 1231 01:26:18,206 --> 01:26:20,970 Hi, Abner. How 'bout a drink? 1232 01:26:21,042 --> 01:26:25,206 Uh, no, look, Miss LaMonica, I've got to be up at 7:00. 1233 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:27,373 Oh, come on. Just one farewell drink. 1234 01:26:27,448 --> 01:26:29,643 Farewell drink? 1235 01:26:29,717 --> 01:26:32,515 Haven't you heard? I'm leaving the magazine. 1236 01:26:32,587 --> 01:26:34,919 You're leav... But, uh, 1237 01:26:34,989 --> 01:26:38,481 Miss LaMonica, you made the Peacock what it is! 1238 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:41,529 It's a great magazine! It never needed me. 1239 01:26:41,596 --> 01:26:44,759 All that great lover baloney. 1240 01:26:44,832 --> 01:26:47,767 Listen, you just have to stay. 1241 01:26:47,835 --> 01:26:52,772 Stay? And go through the sheer hell of seeing you everyday, wanting you. 1242 01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:56,401 I know what I really am. You made that pretty clear. 1243 01:26:58,046 --> 01:27:02,142 All lies, Abner. All lies? 1244 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:06,745 Oh, for heaven's sake, Abner! Here I am alone with you in your bedroom. Will you... 1245 01:27:06,821 --> 01:27:11,315 Stop torturing me and have that drink, so I can get out and not go out of my mind. 1246 01:27:11,392 --> 01:27:16,295 Sure, sure, sure! Well, uh, here's to you, Miss LaMonica. 1247 01:27:16,364 --> 01:27:19,162 But, not good-bye, 1248 01:27:19,234 --> 01:27:21,930 just, uh, good night. 1249 01:27:29,410 --> 01:27:31,844 All lies! 1250 01:27:37,218 --> 01:27:40,449 Good night, Abner. Okay, Joe. 1251 01:27:41,522 --> 01:27:44,491 Get him undressed and into bed, huh? 1252 01:27:45,994 --> 01:27:47,985 Wonder if there's a good book around here? 1253 01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:50,724 Tsk. Gonna be a long night. 1254 01:30:33,361 --> 01:30:36,797 Oh, darling, you're so wonderful. 1255 01:31:17,939 --> 01:31:19,873 Morning, sweetheart. 1256 01:31:23,945 --> 01:31:26,743 Abner? 1257 01:31:26,814 --> 01:31:29,248 Come here, lover. 1258 01:31:29,317 --> 01:31:31,182 Uh, 1259 01:31:31,252 --> 01:31:35,120 Miss LaMonica, uh... 1260 01:31:35,189 --> 01:31:39,091 I don't know what to say! Don't say anything. 1261 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,095 What are words after what's happened? 1262 01:31:42,163 --> 01:31:44,757 I don't remember. You don't remember? 1263 01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:48,165 Oh, of course, I remember! I mean, who could forget? 1264 01:31:48,236 --> 01:31:51,933 Oh, the sweet things you said, Abner. 1265 01:31:52,006 --> 01:31:55,237 I'm so glad it was you! 1266 01:31:55,309 --> 01:31:59,905 Now, Miss LaMonica, it's over. Please don't cry. 1267 01:31:59,981 --> 01:32:02,108 Isn't that what every girl does... 1268 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,481 the first time? 1269 01:32:04,552 --> 01:32:07,077 The first time for you too? 1270 01:32:07,154 --> 01:32:10,988 I mean... Oh, my God! 1271 01:32:11,058 --> 01:32:13,492 What have I done to you? You don't remember? 1272 01:32:13,561 --> 01:32:17,190 Oh, of course, I remember. It's just that you should have stopped me! 1273 01:32:17,265 --> 01:32:21,099 Oh, no! Oh, no! 1274 01:32:21,168 --> 01:32:24,763 I never knew such heaven could exist. 1275 01:32:24,839 --> 01:32:26,773 But... But... But the press conference. 1276 01:32:26,841 --> 01:32:29,207 Oh, they better not find me here! No, uh-uh. 1277 01:32:29,277 --> 01:32:32,075 But, Reverend, I told you, the press conference is off. 1278 01:32:32,146 --> 01:32:34,273 And I told you I want to know why. 1279 01:32:41,489 --> 01:32:43,480 Miss LaMonica.! 1280 01:32:43,558 --> 01:32:47,221 You forgot your, uh, thing. Abner.! 1281 01:32:49,463 --> 01:32:53,297 She forgot her, uh... thing. 1282 01:32:53,367 --> 01:32:56,234 Abner! Come here. 1283 01:32:58,673 --> 01:33:00,903 Just one question: 1284 01:33:00,975 --> 01:33:06,345 Are you the same man this morning that you were last night? 1285 01:33:17,925 --> 01:33:21,986 Come, Rose Ellen. No, Father, I can't desert Abner. 1286 01:33:22,063 --> 01:33:25,499 I just know nothing happened. 1287 01:33:25,566 --> 01:33:28,057 In the name of God, Rose Ellen! 1288 01:33:28,135 --> 01:33:32,003 Didn't they teach you anything in your hygiene class? 1289 01:33:32,707 --> 01:33:34,698 Abner! Don't touch me, Rose Ellen! Don't dirty yourself. 1290 01:33:34,775 --> 01:33:38,006 Abner, I don't care what things look like. 1291 01:33:38,079 --> 01:33:41,571 Deep down in my heart I know you, 1292 01:33:41,649 --> 01:33:44,982 and I know nothing could have happened here last night. 1293 01:33:49,890 --> 01:33:51,755 Rose Ellen. 1294 01:33:51,826 --> 01:33:54,920 Dear, sweet, innocent, Rose Ellen. 1295 01:33:56,497 --> 01:33:59,295 Get it through your head: it happened! 1296 01:34:04,839 --> 01:34:08,275 Rose Ellen, there's something about me that you... 1297 01:34:10,344 --> 01:34:12,710 There's something about me that you don't know. 1298 01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:16,546 What I mean is, I'm cursed... 1299 01:34:16,617 --> 01:34:20,747 with, uh, an abnormal sexual magnetism for women. 1300 01:34:20,821 --> 01:34:22,914 You? 1301 01:34:22,990 --> 01:34:26,585 It's a fact, Rose Ellen. A biological fact. 1302 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:28,891 And I gotta face that. 1303 01:34:28,963 --> 01:34:32,399 You know, Rose Ellen, maybe, maybe what happened last night... 1304 01:34:32,466 --> 01:34:34,661 was a lucky thing for both of us. 1305 01:34:34,735 --> 01:34:37,829 What kind of a marriage would we have had? 1306 01:34:37,905 --> 01:34:40,703 How long could I have kept fighting 'em off? 1307 01:34:41,609 --> 01:34:45,602 Rose Ellen, go home. 1308 01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:48,706 Forget about me. 1309 01:34:49,650 --> 01:34:54,053 This is the kind of a man I am, 1310 01:34:54,121 --> 01:34:57,113 and this is the kind of life I must lead. 1311 01:35:18,045 --> 01:35:24,880 Good morning, Mr. Peacock. 1312 01:35:34,328 --> 01:35:37,661 Hi. Abner, I've been thinking, and I think both of us... 1313 01:35:37,732 --> 01:35:40,462 oughta wipe completely from our minds what happened last night. 1314 01:35:40,534 --> 01:35:43,503 Now that it's over, I feel I can stay with the magazine. 1315 01:35:43,571 --> 01:35:47,735 Well, uh, I don't know if I want you to. 1316 01:35:47,808 --> 01:35:50,402 - What? - Well, I'm one of those fellows... 1317 01:35:50,478 --> 01:35:53,504 who feels rather strongly about his wife working. 1318 01:35:53,581 --> 01:35:55,515 Wife! Well, sure.! 1319 01:35:55,583 --> 01:35:58,074 We're gonna be married this afternoon, and I've made all the arrangements. 1320 01:35:58,152 --> 01:36:01,451 There's the address of the chapel and all the details. 1321 01:36:01,522 --> 01:36:05,583 Wait a minute! You wanna marry me? 1322 01:36:05,659 --> 01:36:09,322 Well, of course! After last night? 1323 01:36:09,396 --> 01:36:12,365 What do you think I am? One of those hit-and-run Romeos? 1324 01:36:12,433 --> 01:36:16,301 Abner, what happened last night was mutual. You don't owe me a thing! 1325 01:36:16,370 --> 01:36:19,862 I don't? After you gave me... 1326 01:36:21,375 --> 01:36:23,866 a woman's most cherished possession? 1327 01:36:25,346 --> 01:36:28,509 I don't believe this! Anyway, it's at 2:00. 1328 01:36:28,582 --> 01:36:31,517 Abner... And tellJoe Merkel I want him to be my best man. 1329 01:36:31,585 --> 01:36:36,522 I'm honored and thrilled, but why are we rushing things? Why don't we think this over? 1330 01:36:36,590 --> 01:36:39,753 And after nine months have everybody counting on their fingers? 1331 01:36:39,827 --> 01:36:42,762 That's not for Mrs. Abner Peacock. 1332 01:36:49,770 --> 01:36:55,174 "His brow is wet with honest sweat. He earns what e'er he can. 1333 01:36:55,242 --> 01:36:59,303 And looks the whole world in the face..." 1334 01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:02,816 Thanks, Petey. J. Charles... Morning, Miss Love. 1335 01:37:02,883 --> 01:37:05,818 I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this will just take a minute. 1336 01:37:05,886 --> 01:37:10,050 It's at 2:00. Little wedding chapel on Eighth Avenue. 1337 01:37:10,124 --> 01:37:12,558 There's free parking in the garage across the street. 1338 01:37:12,626 --> 01:37:14,992 The organist will validate your parking ticket. 1339 01:37:15,062 --> 01:37:18,088 Gettin' married, eh? How about that? 1340 01:37:18,165 --> 01:37:21,692 Well, congratulations, Mr. Peacock. Thank you, Miss Love. 1341 01:37:21,769 --> 01:37:24,260 It's the lovely little girl in Jersey, eh? 1342 01:37:24,338 --> 01:37:28,069 No, I'm marrying Miss LaMonica. 1343 01:37:28,142 --> 01:37:30,440 Miss LaMonica.! Oh my.! 1344 01:37:30,511 --> 01:37:33,105 Oh my! Isn't it exciting? 1345 01:37:33,180 --> 01:37:35,273 An office romance.! 1346 01:37:35,349 --> 01:37:38,807 Miss Love, would you please excuse us? Why, of course. 1347 01:37:38,886 --> 01:37:42,253 I want to personally congratulate the bridegroom. 1348 01:37:42,323 --> 01:37:47,317 Well, I guess it won't be long before there'll be a nestful of little Peacocks? 1349 01:37:51,999 --> 01:37:57,198 Well, adieu, Charles. Adieu, Miss Love. 1350 01:38:08,349 --> 01:38:11,841 And now I'll tell you why you're not marrying Lisa: 1351 01:38:11,919 --> 01:38:17,289 because when the preacher says to you, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"... 1352 01:38:17,358 --> 01:38:23,024 If you say, "I do," those will be the last words you'll say in this life. 1353 01:38:25,065 --> 01:38:27,556 Get outta here! 1354 01:38:39,313 --> 01:38:40,871 Hello, darling. 1355 01:38:40,948 --> 01:38:43,382 Oh, Lisa, I wanna talk to you. 1356 01:38:43,450 --> 01:38:45,941 You know, maybe we're rushing this whole thing. 1357 01:38:46,020 --> 01:38:49,751 I haven't time. I have to get a trousseau and maid of honor. 1358 01:38:49,823 --> 01:38:53,020 I want to talk to you. No more talk. 1359 01:38:53,093 --> 01:38:56,085 The next thing I want to hear from you is, "I do." 1360 01:39:33,467 --> 01:39:36,664 Right after you say, "Do you take this woman to be your wife," 1361 01:39:36,737 --> 01:39:39,706 drop to the floor. Drop to the floor? 1362 01:39:39,773 --> 01:39:43,800 Don't ask questions, just drop to the floor. Drop to the floor. 1363 01:40:03,964 --> 01:40:08,867 What is this? Charles, I forgot to give you your new word for today. 1364 01:40:08,936 --> 01:40:11,496 New word? It's incarceration. 1365 01:40:11,572 --> 01:40:16,475 - Miss Love. - Edna P. Love, F.B.I. 1366 01:40:16,543 --> 01:40:19,273 You haven't got a thing on me! Oh, no? 1367 01:40:19,346 --> 01:40:23,749 Here it is in your own handwriting. "My Most Memorable Vacation." 1368 01:40:23,817 --> 01:40:26,684 That clears up the Big-nose Schlossburg killing. 1369 01:40:26,754 --> 01:40:29,917 "My Most Embarrassing Moment." That's the Fuzzy... 1370 01:40:29,990 --> 01:40:33,050 Finnegan. The Fuzzy Finnegan murder. 1371 01:40:33,127 --> 01:40:37,689 But don't worry, Charles. I'll keep sending you new words every day. 1372 01:40:37,765 --> 01:40:40,700 And just think, when you get out in 20 years, 1373 01:40:40,768 --> 01:40:44,534 you'll know over 7,000 new words. 1374 01:40:47,708 --> 01:40:50,142 How about that? 1375 01:40:54,348 --> 01:40:57,215 Abner, I'm just the maid of honor. 1376 01:40:57,284 --> 01:40:59,218 Maid of Honor? 1377 01:41:28,048 --> 01:41:31,176 Rose Ellen, let's never mention last night again. 1378 01:41:31,251 --> 01:41:33,185 Never. 1379 01:41:35,956 --> 01:41:39,824 Dear friends, we are gathered here today to unite this man, 1380 01:41:39,893 --> 01:41:42,487 Abner Audubon Peacock, 1381 01:41:42,563 --> 01:41:47,933 and this woman, Rose Ellen Wilkerson, in marriage. 1382 01:41:48,001 --> 01:41:50,868 Do you take this woman to be your wife? 1383 01:41:52,806 --> 01:41:56,333 It's okay now. 1384 01:41:56,410 --> 01:41:58,344 It's all right. You can get up. 1385 01:41:59,446 --> 01:42:01,380 You can get up! 107275