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Yeah, okay, you'll get it.
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Are you gonna
to do that all day?
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You take care of your
body, it will take care of you.
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The way I figure, at this point,
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we don't owe each
other anything.
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Morning mail.
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It's almost 5 p.m.
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Came early today.
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Great. Eight hours later
it'll be morning mail again.
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Here you are, Fish.
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Thirteen cents a stamp.
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I wouldn't write to anyone
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if my life depended on it.
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Chano and Harris.
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They both smell from perfume.
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Maybe they're
writing to each other.
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Here's the, uh, duty
roster for tomorrow.
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It's almost 5:00.
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You guys can
check out if you want.
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Long distance call
from Florida, Barn.
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Sardana Beach.
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I already took that one.
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They called again.
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Somebody tryin'
to sell you a lot?
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Heh. A job.
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In Florida? Yeah.
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Where are Chano and Harris?
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They, uh, went out on a
call about a half an hour ago.
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Yemana went with them.
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They call in yet?
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Not yet. Um, Barn,
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you're not leavin' us?
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Haven't made my mind up yet.
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Captain, morning mail.
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Oh, wonderful. Eight hours later
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and it'll be back to
being morning mail again.
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Hey, I just said that.
Just a minute ago.
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No kidding? Yeah.
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It just sort of slipped out.
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Barney, can you
see what this says?
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It's a credit card
charge for $26.
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Yeah, but what is the $26 for?
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It looks like a restaurant.
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I can't make out the name.
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It can't be a restaurant.
There's no tip.
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It's from a restaurant.
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No, I'm telling you,
man, nobody cares, man.
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Everybody was standing around
and not one single person...
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nobody, not one person,
lifted one single finger to help.
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Hey, take it easy, man.
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How many times... How many
times did I say, "Call an ambulance.
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Somebody please
call an ambulance"?
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What did you need
an ambulance for?
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Ah, it's Yemana.
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What happened? How bad?
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He got a bullet in his cheek.
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Oh, my God.
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Not that one.
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Actually, he's pretty lucky.
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He'll probably be in
Bellevue about a week.
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Coming from behind!
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Take it easy. Take it easy.
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Take it easy. What happened?
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We got a call. Somebody's
got some information
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about a robbery suspect.
We go to check it out.
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They're waiting for us.
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A setup?
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Ah, a couple of
dudes opened up on us
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before we had a
chance to say anything.
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Yeah, isn't that a shame?
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Because we usually get
a chance to say, "Halt!
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"Police officers. Hands
in the air or we fire.
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"However, if while you
are making up your mind,
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"you choose to fire on
us, hey, feel free to do so.
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"And, afterwards, we
will read you your rights.
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"Don't worry about
a thing. Yeah.
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Just check form A, B, or C."
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We gotta change the rules, man.
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Did you get a good look at them?
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We didn't get a chance
to see much, Barney.
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We were on the floor, man,
trying to get under the floor.
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Well, gentlemen,
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it appears someone
out there doesn't like us.
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Well, they sure picked
a fine way of showing it.
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What's more, they got the edge.
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They know how to get to us.
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Not if we don't
take any more calls.
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No guts.
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Twelfth Precinct, Fish.
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Twelfth Precinct,
Detective Harris.
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Twelfth Precinct, Wojciehowicz.
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Yeah, give me the address.
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Hold it, hold it...
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There's your publicity, boys.
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Where?
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On the board,
under the thumb tack.
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Would you read it,
please? I'm too modest.
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It's "Cops Ambushed."
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You mean, that's it?
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That's just the headline.
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Uh, then it says,
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"Three detectives
from the 12th Precinct
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"were fired upon by
an unknown assailant.
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There was one person injured."
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It's a very nice article.
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Yeah. No autographs, please.
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You want to take my bank
charge card away, be my guest.
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I can't afford credit anyhow.
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I don't wanna argue.
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I can't read it.
I'm not paying it.
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Nick sends his love and
he says in lieu of flowers
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he'll take a rubber
doughnut. How's it going?
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Uh, this is what
we've got so far.
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These are all known cop haters.
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It's a growing industry.
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I think it's our image.
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Maybe we shouldn't
smile so much.
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We always go around
doing a lot of smiling.
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That's true.
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Well, I sure wish you had
gotten a good look at those guys.
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Hey, I told you, man,
the apartment was dark.
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Yeah. I just wish
I had been there.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
You were a Marine.
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What's wrong with that?
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Marines don't smile, man.
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They got these cold blue eyes,
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they always look straight ahead,
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and they got jaws about
a foot wide. Like that.
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Well, I guess we just
approach things differently,
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psychologically speaking.
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Hey, man, you weren't
the only dude in the service.
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Aha, that's right. You see that?
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You forgot Harris was in the
Coast Guard for two years.
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Yeah.
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Uh, the legal
department, wasn't it?
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Yeah. You think
that wasn't rough?
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Hey, maybe. I don't know.
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Har, har, har.
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Okay, okay. There's
enough cop hating out there,
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we don't need it in here.
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I'd just like to know how
we're gonna find them now.
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Don't worry about
it. They'll call us.
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How we gonna know it's them?
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You won't... till you get there.
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Great.
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Well, here I am
back home again...
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at the United Nations.
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"Bunny" dias, Chano.
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Yeah, yeah, how
you doing, Kelly?
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Ah, "beuny, beuny." How are
things up in your neighborhood?
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Oh, much better
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now that we're moving
up to Central Park West.
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Central Park West? Yeah.
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That's a pretty
rich neighborhood.
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How can your people do that?
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It's a community thing.
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It's called revolution.
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You're puttin' me on.
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Only for a while.
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What do you say, Harris?
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Ah, hiya, Kelly.
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Hey, you smell pretty
good. What you wearing?
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I'm not wearing anything.
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You're kiddin'?
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You surprised?
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Hello there, Kelly.
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To what do we owe this pleasure?
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Detective Third Grade
Eugene Kelly reportin' for duty.
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I've been assigned
to your squad.
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What for?
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South said you're
short-handed, so they sent me.
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The department likes to keep
a guy like me movin' around.
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I can understand that.
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Only I, uh, don't like replacing
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a guy who just bought the farm.
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Yemana hasn't bought
anything more serious
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than a week on
his stomach, relax.
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That's his, uh, desk over here.
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Oh. Hey, Barney, do
I gotta use his desk?
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He won't mind.
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Barney, what do
you think of this one?
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Twelfth Precinct,
Detective Wojciehowicz.
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Yeah, hold on, just a minute.
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It's for you. It's
Sardana Beach again.
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I'll take it in my office.
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Hey, Fish, what
happened to Yemana?
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Was he cleaning his
gun or something?
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He was ambushed. Ambushed?
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Just because he's a Japanese?
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Boy, some guys are
always trying to get even.
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It was just some guy
who doesn't like cops.
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Hey, there's more
and more of that.
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You know, people
used to like cops.
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Back in the old days we
used to be George Murphy,
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Phil Regan, Pat O'Brien.
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Nowadays we're Al Pacino,
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Richard Roundtree.
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No wonder we're
getting ambushed.
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Hey, uh, you guys.
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Um, I think Barney's leavin' us.
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Yeah, where's he goin'?
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Well, he's been
offered a job in Florida,
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and, um, well, they
must want him pretty bad.
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They called him four times.
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Oh, he's been offered
jobs before, man.
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Hey, man, but it's a
beautiful time to go.
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Ambush time in Manhattan.
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When the dingbats are in bloom.
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Anybody want to be police
chief of Sardana Beach, Florida?
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The job is open. I'll take it.
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You? In Florida?
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You gotta be kiddin'.
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Why not, man? They must have,
uh, seen Blazing Saddles by now.
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Hey, you're not gonna
take it, huh, Barn?
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I didn't say no,
I didn't say yes.
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I told them I'd think about it.
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I wouldn't blame you
if you would. Yeah.
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By the way, can you
take anybody with you?
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Other than your family, I mean?
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We haven't gone
into details yet.
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Twelfth Precinct. Kelly.
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Yeah, all right, all right. Now,
calm down, lady. Calm down.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, give me your phone number.
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Yeah.
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And the address?
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Okay, we'll send somebody
right over. Thank you.
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We got a burglary
on 17th Street.
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Some broad had
her apartment rifled.
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Hey, that could
be another setup.
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Come on, Kelly.
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Uh, what do you
mean, "Come on, Kelly"?
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I just got here.
I'm still unpacking.
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I'm trying to get
acclimatized, you know.
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Hey, come on, Harris and
Chano had their shot, it's our turn.
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Listen, I don't wanna muscle
in on another guy's collar.
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Forget it. I'll go.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
Go. You got seniority.
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You better verify
that call first.
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Yeah, good idea. Fish,
why don't you verify the call?
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I mean, come on, will ya?
Hey, that's a rookie trick.
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Muscle in another
a guy's collar.
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Back in the old days, cops
didn't do things like that.
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00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,109
Hello, madam?
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00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:10,312
This is Detective Fish
at the 12th Precinct.
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Did you just place a call
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to report a burglary
in your apartment?
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You did? Thank you.
249
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We're glad to hear about that.
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We'll send someone right over.
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Legitimate? She lost everything.
252
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Hold it. Wojo.
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Take Kelly with you.
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00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,668
Oh, yeah, yeah,
sure. I'm glad to go.
255
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,871
I hear you don't wanna
walk into an ambush.
256
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,373
You got a pad?
Yeah, I got a pad.
257
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,877
All right, let's mount up.
258
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,381
Keep your eyes open,
kid. Yeah. Don't worry.
259
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,250
Fish. Hey, um,
260
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,518
you guys see... You
didn't think I was trying
261
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,254
to muscle in on
your collar, did you?
262
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,189
No, man, of course
not. Don't be silly.
263
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:54,924
I wouldn't do nothing like that.
264
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,715
We know that.
Hey, it's cool, man.
265
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,953
I got a lot of respect
for the Coast Guard.
266
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,475
I talked it over
with Liz. It's a...
267
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,644
It's a tempting offer.
268
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,369
You know, pretty little
town of about 25,000.
269
00:12:19,972 --> 00:12:23,652
Nice clean environment,
beautiful weather.
270
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:27,155
You turned it down.
271
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:30,092
I'd be bored without
the challenge,
272
00:12:30,116 --> 00:12:33,562
without the pressures,
without the problems.
273
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,065
It's not for me.
Maybe when I retire.
274
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,456
So they asked me to
recommend somebody else.
275
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,239
Is it someone in this room?
276
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,076
I told them you were the
most experienced officer I knew.
277
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,545
Did you tell them how old I was?
278
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,715
I told them you were
extremely mature.
279
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,839
So you lied.
280
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,923
I told them you were
facing enforced retirement,
281
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,791
and it would be a shameful waste
282
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,255
of a valuable piece of manpower.
283
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,897
Florida, huh?
284
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:09,031
Think about it.
285
00:13:09,055 --> 00:13:10,766
It would be a
perfect job for you.
286
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,503
Don't you think I'd be bored?
287
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,461
Boredom is a state of mind.
288
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:22,478
Well,
289
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,348
it's better than
doing nothing at all.
290
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:28,138
It may not be such a bad idea.
291
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,040
Hm.
292
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,859
Nice sleepy town, green lawns,
293
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,415
warm winters.
294
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,098
Might even help things
between me and Bernice.
295
00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:47,191
You know, seeing her with a tan.
296
00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:52,241
Hey, here's a winner.
297
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:57,580
It's, uh, "Hess, Jr.,
"Arnold S., "5/4/73.
298
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,248
"Attempted assault on
police officer with a lead pipe.
299
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:04,220
"11/2/73, unprovoked attack
on police officer with knife.
300
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:08,290
3/17/74, attempted manslaughter
on police officer with car."
301
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:10,626
Sick man, sick.
302
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,462
Yeah. Well, we don't
have to worry about him.
303
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,863
He's already doing one to 10.
304
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,531
Oh. Good.
305
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,790
For tax evasion.
306
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,760
Sure, he finally went too far.
307
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,277
Okay, okay, would you just
step inside please, Mr. Ditka.
308
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,512
What is this? Another
attempt to persecute
309
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,482
the American sportsman?
310
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:37,319
Uh, just have a seat over
here, please, Mr. Ditka.
311
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,556
I was up on my own roof,
rammin' my own cleaning rod
312
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,258
through my own rifle barrel.
313
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,793
Supposed to be
something wrong about that?
314
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:47,697
Mr. Ditka...
315
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:51,634
Mr. Ditka, we're not
pressing charges against you.
316
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:54,904
We're merely conducting
an investigation.
317
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,676
Hey, one, two.
318
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,744
Your old army bunkmate.
319
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:04,936
Always keep you company
and never gets pregnant.
320
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,317
Where'd you find him?
321
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,886
Mr. Ditka was up on a roof
322
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,389
across from the apartment
building that got ripped off.
323
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,890
Oh, yeah?
324
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,459
Mr. Ditka, what are you doing
up on a roof cleaning your rifle?
325
00:15:17,483 --> 00:15:19,128
Why don't you clean
in your apartment?
326
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,331
I like to be in full
view of the local youth.
327
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:26,023
Just another way of saying,
"Emile Ditka's got a gun."
328
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,662
Would you, uh, sit
down please, Mr. Ditka?
329
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,979
There are no palm trees,
330
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:40,916
but it does have
a certain charm.
331
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,385
Hey, Barn. Excuse me.
332
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,720
Uh, this is Emile Ditka.
333
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,489
We found him up on
a roof with that rifle.
334
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,158
It hasn't been fired yet.
335
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,260
Not yet.
336
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,029
Are you planning on
firing this, Mr. Ditka?
337
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:57,800
If the need arises and the
opportunity presents itself,
338
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,903
Que será será.
339
00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:02,304
Right?
340
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:04,773
I assume this is registered
with the police department?
341
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:05,975
Oh, yes, it's registered.
342
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:07,643
Check it out, Kelly.
343
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,378
Yeah, right away, captain.
344
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,835
Hey, yeah, ha!
345
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,288
They say war ain't
supposed to be fun,
346
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,324
but that one's about
as close as you can get.
347
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:23,558
When do I get my piece back?
348
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:24,860
As soon as it's checked out.
349
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,296
When do I talk to my lawyer?
350
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,832
There's no need to
call a lawyer, Mr. Ditka.
351
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,568
You're not being
charged with a crime.
352
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,436
Oh, don't give me that.
353
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:38,073
The members of my group
have been hassled before.
354
00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,875
What group would that be?
355
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:44,146
The Staten Island Shoot Club
and Personal Armament League.
356
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:48,117
I'm not, uh, familiar
with that group.
357
00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,285
Well, you will be.
358
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,842
And when you need
us, we'll be there.
359
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,426
It's good to know we have
support in some quarters, huh?
360
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,494
Wonderful.
361
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,228
Of course you've got support.
362
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:03,232
You think the league don't know
what you guys are goin' through?
363
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:05,367
You got friends out there.
364
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,303
See, we just keep a low
profile for security reasons.
365
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:11,240
How many, uh, members
are there in your league?
366
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,175
So far? Well, round figures.
367
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,843
Now, let's see. Uh...
368
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,280
There's me and
Charlie. And Larry.
369
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:21,116
And a new guy. Sid something.
370
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,911
Twelfth Precinct. Detective
Sergeant Amenguale speaking.
371
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,693
Would you repeat that please?
372
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,631
Uh, yes, yes, I'm
writing it down.
373
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,133
Uh-huh. Very good, thank you.
374
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,602
Yeah, we should be there
between 10, 15 minutes.
375
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:42,971
Thank you very much. Goodbye.
376
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,372
Barney, I swear to you,
377
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,475
that's the same guy
that called me yesterday.
378
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,544
Here we go. Round two.
379
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,979
This time we're all going.
380
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,413
Wojo, draw some weapons.
381
00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,415
Meet you downstairs.
Okay, captain.
382
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:57,185
Fish, get your
excitement while you can.
383
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,354
It checks out, Barney.
It's registered all right.
384
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,090
Okay, give it back to him. Wait.
385
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:05,127
Draw Mr. Ditka some
.30 caliber ammunition.
386
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:06,662
What for?
387
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,298
Well, we could use the
extra firepower, Mr. Ditka.
388
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,769
That's an ambush. They
want to kill police officers.
389
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,338
It's a wonderful
opportunity. Oh.
390
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,739
Oh, well, now, wait a minute.
391
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,831
Uh, we've only been on
maneuvers a couple of times.
392
00:18:22,234 --> 00:18:23,945
So what? Practical experience
393
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,914
is the best experience.
You're gonna love it.
394
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,385
Oh, no, wait. I-I don't know
if I can get the guys together.
395
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,376
Larry's a fry cook. He
doesn't get off till 4:30.
396
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,857
Come alone.
397
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,458
Oh. No, not me.
398
00:18:36,482 --> 00:18:38,994
I never shot nobody in my life.
399
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:43,198
You see, we just use
silhouettes, cans, birds.
400
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:46,223
Birds? You shoot little birds?
401
00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,939
Well, yeah, but we
really don't shoot to kill.
402
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,242
Here's your
opportunity. Come on.
403
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:55,177
No, no. You can't make me go.
404
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,513
You can't make me shoot anybody.
405
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,548
I thought that's
what you wanted.
406
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,518
You're crazy.
407
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,620
You cops are crazy.
408
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,489
No wonder people don't like you.
409
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,757
Okay, Mr. Ditka,
410
00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:11,393
it's a wonderful
opportunity, you blew it.
411
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,985
Blood-thirsty devils.
412
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,773
After you, gentlemen.
413
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:27,798
Kelly, uh, mind the phones.
414
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:37,185
Yeah. Yeah, 5:15. That's
right. Yeah. See you then. Yeah.
415
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:38,821
Oh, hey, Fish. Yeah?
416
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,224
Here, call Operator 4 in Miami.
417
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:43,692
What's going on around here?
418
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,262
Is everybody going to Florida?
419
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,997
Can I take this in
your office, Barney?
420
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,333
Sure. And good luck.
421
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,034
Yeah.
422
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,903
Where have you guys been?
423
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,638
Hey, it was another setup.
424
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,240
Only this time, we got 'em.
425
00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:00,041
Oh, yeah?
426
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:03,612
And I was here all alone
answering all these telephones.
427
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,514
Where's Chano and Harris?
428
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,682
It was their collar.
429
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:09,218
They took those creeps downtown.
430
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,954
"Pick up bread on
way home tonight."
431
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:15,291
This has no name on it.
Is that for, uh, Fish or me?
432
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,492
That's for Wojo.
433
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,449
It ain't "bread," it's "broad."
434
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,938
Holy cow. What a stink.
435
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,508
What did you guys do,
come back by way of Newark?
436
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,377
Isn't this the pits, man?
437
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,846
You go lay your body and
soul down on the line for 'em,
438
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,848
and this is the thanks
you get from the home folks
439
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,150
you're trying to protect.
440
00:20:41,174 --> 00:20:42,550
What, uh, happened?
441
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,820
What hap...? What do you
think? What does it look like?
442
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,255
They threw garbage on us!
443
00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:48,623
We were putting those two...
444
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,058
in the van,
445
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:53,829
and our adoring public throws
garbage at us from the windows.
446
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,865
What's the matter?
They run out of confetti?
447
00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,034
I'll tell you one thing.
448
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:03,372
I am totally disenchanted.
449
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:06,542
You'll feel better when you
get your clothes cleaned.
450
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,243
What happened?
451
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,478
They're interested.
452
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,847
I told them I'd
think about it. Good.
453
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,517
Did, uh, they tell you why
454
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:17,819
they need a new chief of police?
455
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,888
The old chief passed away.
456
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,778
He died of boredom.
457
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,629
He was sitting
behind a desk one day,
458
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,998
in his office,
459
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:33,190
when a guy who was
bored came in and shot him.
460
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,942
Huh.
461
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:43,245
Life is a gamble at
best, wherever you are.
462
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:45,046
I don't know, Barney.
463
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,948
I think I'd miss all this.
464
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:50,419
The excitement, the challenge.
465
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,554
A man has to have something
466
00:21:52,578 --> 00:21:57,292
to keep him out of the house.
467
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:01,296
I'll tell you, if nobody wants
that job, maybe I'll take it.
468
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,665
If nobody around here
appreciates the job we're doing,
469
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:05,267
what's the use of
hanging around?
470
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,203
If you didn't expect so much,
you wouldn't be so disappointed.
471
00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,804
Barney, I don't expect so much.
472
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:13,041
All I would like is for
somebody to say "thank you,"
473
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,876
just once in a while.
474
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:17,346
Once in a while
somebody says thank you.
475
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,381
Yeah? Well, I haven't heard it.
476
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:22,184
You kidding? I got the
garbage, but no flowers.
477
00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:25,887
You never heard of
Mrs. Lorraine Kirkland?
478
00:22:25,911 --> 00:22:27,822
Who's Mrs. Lorraine Kirkland?
479
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,092
Mrs. Lorraine Kirkland
happens to love the police.
480
00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,827
I got a letter here from
her that I've been holding off
481
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,363
because I figured
there'd be a time
482
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,566
when you'd need a little
morale booster. Okay, listen.
483
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,501
"To the men of
the 12th Precinct.
484
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:43,104
"I am a widow, 72 years of age.
485
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:45,807
"Two weeks ago, my
apartment was burglarized,
486
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:48,477
"and the gentlemen who
were assigned to the case
487
00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:51,380
"were courteous, efficient
and very concerned.
488
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,415
"A short time later,
the burglar was caught,
489
00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:55,784
"and my most precious
personal mementos were returned.
490
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,053
"Thank God there
are men like you
491
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,556
"protecting people like me.
492
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,858
"Bless you all and thank you.
493
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,427
Sincerely yours, Mrs.
Lorraine Kirkland."
494
00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:07,262
When did we get that?
495
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:10,454
June 14th, 1959.
496
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:17,005
That was 16 years ago.
497
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,206
Yeah.
498
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:23,000
So she's either 88,
or we're alone again.
499
00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,555
Here you go. Duty roster
for the rest of the week.
500
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,624
Chano, you and Harris
are in court tomorrow.
501
00:23:35,648 --> 00:23:38,526
That means I gotta
get my suit cleaned.
502
00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:41,351
Oh, that's all you
got is one suit?
503
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,354
Forgive me.
504
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,403
I don't want a dog, Bernice.
505
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:51,406
We just had the couch covered.
506
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,974
What do you need company for?
507
00:23:52,998 --> 00:23:56,244
You're not a young
woman anymore.
508
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,146
Yeah, hold on a second.
509
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:01,216
I don't believe it.
It's Florida again.
510
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,650
For me or for Fish?
511
00:24:02,674 --> 00:24:03,954
It's for Kelly.
512
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:12,928
Uh, well, you see,
Barney, I, uh...
513
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,697
Yesterday I-I put
out a few feelers.
514
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:18,033
Can I-I take it in
your office, Barney?
515
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,057
That's what it's for.
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