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12th Precinct, Fish.
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Yes, madam.
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What time did it happen?
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Can you describe the assailant?
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Big slob.
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Can you give us anything more
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to go on than that, madam?
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Bad breath.
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Not my customer.
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Take that seat over there.
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Why am I being arrested?
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I told you.
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It's called
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an unclassified misdemeanor.
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Sit down.
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Good evening.
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Good evening.
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Your full name, please?
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Al Schrieber.
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Your full name?
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Allen, Albert... just plain Al.
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Excuse me, but could you tell me
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exactly what is
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an unclassified misdemeanor?
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The law states a person
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is not allowed to
wear a disguise
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in public.
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Mm.
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You on your way to a party,
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Mr. Schrieber?
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No, I was just
out for a little walk.
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Yeah, well,
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you're not allowed to do that.
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But I wasn't bothering anybody.
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The point is, the
law prohibits anyone
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from attempting to
conceal his identity.
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But I'm not hiding anything.
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I told you my
name, and I... I live
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at 575 East Third
Street, And I... See?
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I've been a truck
driver for 23 years.
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You drive a truck?
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Yes.
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A little truck.
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Twenty-ton rig,
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and I drove a tank
during the war...
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Third Division,
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United States Marine Corps.
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You saw combat
in the Marine Corps?
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South Pacific.
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Silver Star... Two
Purple Hearts.
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I think I know where he got hit.
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He had a scar?
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Where was this scar?
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On the right side of his foot.
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Wasn't he wearing shoes?
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He was.
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The scar was on the right shoe.
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Lady, that's
called a scuff mark.
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Barney, we got a lot
of trouble on our hands.
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Excuse me.
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That's okay.
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We got... Good evening.
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Good evening.
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What's up?
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Oh, we got a
mugger in the hospital
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in really bad shape.
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Again? Yeah.
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How about the victim?
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The victim's fine.
As a matter of fact,
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Yemana is over at the house now
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taking a statement from her.
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That's the third
time in two weeks.
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It's gotta be more
than just a coincidence.
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This is Mr. Schrieber.
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Mr. Schrieber?
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Al.
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Good evening, Al.
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Good evening.
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Well, well?
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Oh, right, yeah.
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This lady, a Miss
Celia Rodriguez,
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was attacked at
9:32 this evening
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by a Mr. James Christopher,
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who was then attacked
by a person unknown.
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Struck this James Christopher,
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and psst... disappeared,
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before Miss Rodriguez
could thank him
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for saving her money
and possibly her life.
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Isn't that just
dandy? That's it.
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Where are the files on
the other two muggings?
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Oh, right on my desk.
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Mr. Schrieber, you
been to a party?
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He's been out for a walk.
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No kidding.
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Excuse me,
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but am I going to
be here very long?
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Long as it takes
you to make bail.
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Well, I hope this ain't
going to be a big deal.
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I mean, you know,
the Teamsters union
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frowns on things like this.
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Would you like to use the phone?
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Yeah, yeah, thanks.
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Hey, Barney, you
know, all these muggers
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in the hospital,
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I got a feeling that
they were all put there
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by the same man.
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I think he's right, Barn.
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Yeah, just what we
need... a vigilante.
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Stealing, hitting, cursing...
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Where are all the normal people?
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Good evening. How are you?
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Fine, thanks. How's yourself?
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Now, all three mugging incidents
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took place within 10 blocks
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of each other,
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so it's entirely possible
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that our vigilante
is a local resident.
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There's Ninth and McDougall,
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14th and Gramercy,
and Second and Hudson.
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What's that yellow pin
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up there in East River?
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That's what's
holding up the map.
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Oh, I see.
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Excuse me,
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but may I use your toilet?
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You want me to
take you downstairs?
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We only have a men's room.
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I always use the men's room.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Isn't that odd?
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What do we know so far?
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Well, Barney, all of the victims
agree that the vigilante was a man,
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but it was always too dark
to get a good look at him.
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Anyway, they all said that he
carried a pipe or a club, but...
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All right. Let's go to
work... into the files.
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Let's get a list of all the
assault victims in this area...
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12th Precinct, Wojciehowicz.
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Check the names, see if
you can think of any relatives
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that have some
kind of vendetta...
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We'll be right there.
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Barney, Barney. There's
been a mugging and a shooting
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over at 15th and Sixth.
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There's a patrol car there,
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and they're holding some people.
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Chano, you go with him.
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Right. Yeah. Let's get on it.
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Hi, inspector.
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Hi.
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Hello, Fish. How are you?
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Inspector Luger,
nice to see you.
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Likewise, I'm sure.
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Hi, Barney.
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Inspector.
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What's happening?
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Armed assault over
on Sixth Avenue.
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The boys are checking it out.
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Looks like you got
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your own little personal
crime wave here, eh?
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We have been a little
busier than usual, yes.
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That's what I want
to talk to you about.
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Come in the office.
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Sure.
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Good evening, madam.
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Good evening.
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Weirdo.
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All right.
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What's going on
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in this precinct
of yours, Barney?
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You deputizing citizens?
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Oh, yeah.
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We have had a few incidents.
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Incidents?
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You got some crazy kookaboo
running around out there
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with a loaded
gun doing your job.
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We're working on it, inspector.
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Yeah, yeah, and I know
how you're working on it too.
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You're conducting seminars
for the underprivileged,
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the misunderstood...
Love thy neighbor,
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cooperate with the law.
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Barney, that's a lot of bushwa.
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We each have our own method.
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I know.
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You talk to people.
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You get involved with them.
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I read your reports.
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I just don't believe in
running around kicking tail.
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I think you get
more accomplished
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by talking to people.
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Poppycock!
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Barney, the... Ah...
My old racket squad
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used to operate out
of here, you know,
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right out of this precinct.
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Busted a lot of heads pretty
good in them days, Barney.
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Kept them hoodlums
out of this precinct.
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But you... You, Barney,
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you're getting the
worst reputation in town.
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People like you!
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Sorry about that.
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Yeah, that ain't just
idle gossip, neither.
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I seen it. I seen it
with my own eyes.
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People walk up to you,
"Hiya, Barney. How are you?"
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What the hell is that?
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"Hiya, Barney."
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What, are you some kind of
Playboy Bunny, Barney? Huh?
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"Oh! Oh!
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Yes, sir, Captain Miller."
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That's the way
you talk to a cop.
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That's respect.
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I just don't have
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the benefit of your
personality, inspector.
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Ah, well... Take a
look at them, huh?
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Them are the hands of a cop.
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Look at that...
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Broken, twisted,
bruised, chipped, eh?
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You, Barney, you
got the hands of a...
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of a law-enforcement officer.
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I know you're trying
to insult me, inspector.
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I just can't seem
to take offense.
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Boy, me and Foster,
Kleiner and Brown,
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we'd take them punks into
the men's room, you know,
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play ricky-rack, tick-tack,
give the dog a bone
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right on top of their skulls.
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They behaved after that too.
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You can believe me, boy.
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Me and Foster,
Kleiner and Brown,
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we did a job then, boy...
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♪ With a rick-rack, tick-tack
Give the dog a bone... ♪
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I'm sorry, Barn.
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I didn't mean to get
sentimental on you.
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It's nothing.
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Excuse me, Barney.
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Chano and Wojciehowicz
are just coming in.
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They think they
got the vigilante.
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Good. Coming, inspector?
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Nah. Nah, nah. You
go ahead, Barney.
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I'll be with you in a minute.
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You're going to
give him his rights
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and all that.
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I hate that kind of stuff.
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♪ With a rick-rack Tick-tack ♪
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♪ Give the dog a bone ♪
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Tell me something.
How come the police
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ain't never around
when you need them?
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Now, we got there
as fast as we could.
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Yeah, well, you didn't get there
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as fast as that good
old PR with his pistol.
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Don't you mean "Puerto Rican"?
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I mean, he saved my fanny.
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Barney, this is Jacinto Escobar.
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He was caught intervening
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in an attempted assault
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on Mrs. McBee there,
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and this was on his person.
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This belong to you?
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Yes, that is my gun,
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but you don't understand.
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I am not the man.
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It was the other man
who attacked the lady.
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But you are the man who attacked
the man who attacked the lady.
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I was only trying to help her.
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Do you have a permit for this?
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Qué es permit?
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Ah, yes. Yes.
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You do have a permit?
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No, no.
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Do you make a habit
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of doing things like this,
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00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:55,665
Mr. Escobar?
270
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:56,689
Qué?
271
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,002
Yes.
272
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,269
And it's happened before?
273
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,871
Many times.
274
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,206
Earlier this evening?
275
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,242
Yes.
276
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,978
Barney, what's going on here?
277
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,714
This is Mr. Escobar,
a gentleman with
278
00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,516
an overdeveloped
sense of justice.
279
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,784
Oh.
280
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,418
Oh, you're the fella
281
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:17,754
that's been running around town
282
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,922
taking potshots at the bad guys?
283
00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:22,725
Huh? What are you, some
kind of Zorro or something?
284
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,360
Zorro?
285
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:28,665
Ho, ho, ho.
286
00:11:28,689 --> 00:11:31,067
Talk American.
287
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:34,704
This is a civilized community,
288
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,205
Señor Escobar.
289
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:38,007
There ain't no need for any...
290
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,176
How do you say "vigilante"
291
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,477
in Spanish?
292
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,279
Vigilante.
293
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,514
There's no need
for any vigilante
294
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,583
running around the
streets with a gun.
295
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,185
There is if you live
in my neighborhood.
296
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,186
Oh?
297
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,353
It's very dangerous.
298
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,622
People are murdered,
robbed, raped...
299
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,758
Oh, look, look,
your neighborhood
300
00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,359
ain't no different
from anybody else's.
301
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:01,397
Please, I am not a
man who likes trouble,
302
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,399
but they attacked my family.
303
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,801
They injured my friends.
304
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:07,070
And always the police
are somewhere else.
305
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,470
Busy. Busy.
306
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:10,807
Busy giving parking
tickets and making movies.
307
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,474
Please, Mrs. McBee,
would you mind?
308
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:13,475
Yes, I mind!
309
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,712
I mean, this is the
second time tonight
310
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,913
I almost got ripped off.
311
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,048
You were assaulted
twice tonight?
312
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,750
Yeah, I called
in and reported it.
313
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,952
I almost got killed
at 9:00 tonight
314
00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:25,855
by some big slob with bad breath
315
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,124
and a scar on his shoe.
316
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,159
Well, hello, there.
317
00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,294
Detective Wojciehowicz,
318
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,662
would you get a
complete statement
319
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,663
from Mrs. McBee?
320
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:36,165
Sure, captain.
321
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,500
Mr. Escobar, I'm afraid we're
going to have to hold you.
322
00:12:38,524 --> 00:12:39,535
We'll probably charge you
323
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,870
with felonious assault.
324
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:41,904
Has he got a lawyer?
325
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:43,505
Yeah, his family
is taking care of it.
326
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:49,411
Ah, it's a shame he
ain't a cop, Barney.
327
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:50,679
He'd have got a medal.
328
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,349
As it is, he'll probably
get one to five.
329
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:54,350
Probably.
330
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,818
Yeah, well, I won't hold you up.
331
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:57,053
I know you're busy.
332
00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:02,158
You got a lot of things to
discuss with, uh, Señor...
333
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,559
That certain person.
334
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,628
What with him
being a human being
335
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,196
and all that, you know?
336
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,598
Oh, listen, Barney,
337
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,801
do me one favor, will you?
338
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:12,835
Sure.
339
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:15,726
Don't ever paint this place.
340
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,314
Barney, district
attorney's office
341
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:26,871
on line two.
342
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,318
Uh, yes.
343
00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,755
Uh, yes, uh...
His name is, uh...
344
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,423
Jacinto Escobar.
345
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:36,625
Yeah, I don't think there's
any question about it.
346
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,327
He's the one.
347
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:41,363
Well, there are
extenuating circumstances
348
00:13:41,387 --> 00:13:42,731
in this case.
349
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:45,268
I mean, it's about
motivation, it's...
350
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:48,370
I know we want to
discourage this sort of thing,
351
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:52,574
so do I, but, uh...
Yeah. Yes, I understand.
352
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,498
Very political.
353
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,614
Yes, I understand.
354
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:02,351
Yes, I know... people like me.
355
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,288
Okay, you'll have
him within the hour.
356
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,011
Right.
357
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,625
What'd he say?
358
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,489
Oh, he wants a conviction
on felonious assault.
359
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,396
What, what, what?
You're surprised?
360
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,965
No, no, no, but, I mean,
361
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,366
you can't really call
it felonious assault
362
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,735
if you assault a felonious
assaulter, can you?
363
00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:22,571
You got a point in
there somewhere.
364
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,739
Yeah.
365
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:24,974
Meanwhile, fill out
the transfer papers
366
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,575
and get him down
to the DA's office.
367
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,933
All right, Barney. I'll
take care of him. Boy.
368
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,617
You see, I talked to
a couple of doctors
369
00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:36,752
about this, you know,
370
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,187
and they say it's because
371
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,456
I had a strong mother
and a weak father,
372
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,791
so I identify with my mother,
373
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,461
but, you know... I see.
374
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,662
But I don't buy it.
375
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,166
I don't go for that
psychiatric junk, no how.
376
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,368
Then why do you dress like that?
377
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,603
I don't know.
378
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,161
It just makes me feel pretty.
379
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,243
Hey, Fish.
380
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:01,677
Yeah?
381
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,180
Bail bondsman just put
up the ticket for Schrieber.
382
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,614
Thanks, Kogan.
383
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,650
Turn him loose, Wojo.
384
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,152
Yeah, yeah.
385
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:12,088
Okay, Schrieber,
386
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,623
just take it on out of here.
387
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,791
Thanks.
388
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,894
No hard feelings, huh?
389
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,461
It's your life.
390
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,297
If you want to march through it
391
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,866
out of uniform, well...
392
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,168
See you around, Mr. Escobar.
393
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,169
Goodbye.
394
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,837
Be careful walking the streets.
395
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:29,941
Yeah.
396
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,842
Hey, it's daylight out there.
397
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,012
Yeah, you go out like that,
398
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,880
you're liable to
get arrested again.
399
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:40,649
Yeah, but what am I going to do?
400
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:45,021
I mean, I didn't
bring anything else.
401
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,123
What have you got under that?
402
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:51,660
Oh... You know, usual stuff.
403
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,695
What "usual stuff"?
404
00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,764
Well, I... A whalebone girdle
405
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,234
and wool support stockings?
406
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,970
What kind of junk is that?
407
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:05,408
It's the only kind of
"usual stuff" I know.
408
00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:08,044
Nobody wears things
like that anymore.
409
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,345
Maybe you don't,
410
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,479
but I have personal knowledge
411
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,549
of someone who does.
412
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,918
Why don't you call up
a friend or something,
413
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,119
bring you over
some clothes, huh?
414
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,787
Who am I going to call?
415
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:19,788
I don't know.
416
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,190
The guys I work with,
417
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,125
they don't know
anything about this.
418
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,694
Well, I don't
know. A girlfriend?
419
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,963
Chano. What?
420
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,998
Don't embarrass the guy.
421
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,168
What's he going to
do with a girlfriend?
422
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:35,804
Same thing you do.
423
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,207
It's getting too deep for me.
424
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,009
Look, there's got to be
somebody you can call.
425
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,344
What about your
father or your mother?
426
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,878
No, no, my father is dead,
427
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,281
and I... My mother
and I don't speak.
428
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,084
I understand.
429
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,954
Maybe I gotta call Charlie
430
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,389
after all, huh?
431
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,390
Charlie a friend of yours?
432
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,883
Yeah... He was, up until now.
433
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,033
Okay, day tour
commander just checked in.
434
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,134
You guys can split.
435
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,135
Great. Thanks, Barney.
436
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,439
Thank you.
437
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,307
Marine, huh?
438
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,197
Maureen O'Hara.
439
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,579
Good luck, Mr. Escobar.
440
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,947
Thank you.
441
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,716
So long, Chano.
442
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,618
Anything I can do for you?
443
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,686
Thank you. You're very kind.
444
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,288
Goodbye.
445
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,398
Mr. Escobar,
446
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,900
I want to assure you
you'll be treated fairly.
447
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,469
For how long I will go to jail?
448
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,738
It's up to the DA and the judge.
449
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,740
You better see a lawyer.
450
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,630
Thank you.
451
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,845
It's funny, you know.
452
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:52,415
I have a cousin who
has a chicken farm
453
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,782
in Teaneck, New Jersey.
454
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,817
When we left Puerto Rico,
455
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,553
I had to make a choice.
456
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,211
New York City or
Teaneck, New Jersey.
457
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,760
So I decided to toss a coin.
458
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,895
All the whole family
stood around in a circle
459
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,065
and I flip the coin into the air
460
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,300
and I watched it turning,
461
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,269
turning, turning...
462
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,204
Heads, chicken farm,
463
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,806
tails, New York City.
464
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:25,281
It was heads...
But I hate chickens.
465
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,829
Excuse me. You got a guy up here
466
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,030
by the name of Al Schrieber?
467
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,255
Right here.
468
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,970
Al?
469
00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,473
Hello.
470
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:53,976
It's me, Charlie.
471
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,644
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
472
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:58,180
I know, Charlie,
I recognize you.
473
00:18:58,204 --> 00:19:00,983
Well, you're one up on me.
474
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,051
What are you all made up for?
475
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,688
Oh, this... It's just, uh...
476
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,457
You see, I got mugged, Charlie,
477
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,925
and they stole my clothes.
478
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,026
No kidding.
479
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,328
Right?
480
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,218
Right, right.
481
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,433
Can I dress in there?
482
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,434
Sure, go right ahead.
483
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,435
Thanks.
484
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,702
Hey, Al. Yeah, Charlie?
485
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,671
You owe me 3.90 for the cab.
486
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,896
Take it out of my purse.
487
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,720
Nick. Nick?
488
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,156
Where are Yemana and Harris?
489
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:42,158
Huh? Oh, they went out to
lunch. You want something?
490
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,392
Yeah, I got a
special assignment...
491
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,693
Tactical squad. Want to go?
492
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,128
Well, listen, I
don't mind, but...
493
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,329
Buenas días.
494
00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,498
Hey, Mr. Escobar!
495
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,766
I was in the city
496
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,801
to see my probation officer
497
00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,036
and some of my family,
498
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,037
and I thought
499
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,739
to stop by, say hello,
500
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,575
and bring you a little gift.
501
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,845
What's that?
502
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:04,913
Hey, hey, hey...
503
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,148
That's what I call a chicken.
504
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,149
That's really nice.
505
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,884
It's very nice to eat,
506
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:12,087
but you wouldn't
want to live with them.
507
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,989
You get used to it, huh?
508
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,357
It's strange how something
509
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,226
that tastes that good
510
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,849
can smell so bad.
511
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,665
I keep telling you
it was an accident.
512
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,166
The lady fell down.
513
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,534
Yeah, and when
she hit the ground,
514
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,768
she broke her arm and her jaw...
515
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,204
And her jewelry and her money
516
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,672
bounced off the sidewalk
517
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,840
and landed in your pocket, eh?
518
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,910
Come on, sit down.
519
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,413
Hello, Escobar. How are you?
520
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:39,748
Fine, thank you, well.
521
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:42,585
Uh, I, uh...
522
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,320
It was very nice seeing you,
523
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,787
but I must go.
524
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,656
I have to catch a bus.
525
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,825
Oh, well, it was
good seeing you.
526
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,094
Bye-bye.
527
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,663
Hey, so long, Mr. Escobar.
528
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,965
Hey, I want to see a lawyer.
529
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,300
You're gonna need
more than a lawyer
530
00:20:58,324 --> 00:20:59,702
if that old lady
doesn't pull through.
531
00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:00,869
Yeah? What about me?
532
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,472
What about the nut
that hit me with a club
533
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,906
and put four
stitches in my head?
534
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,742
What are you going
to do about that?
535
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,978
What nut hit you with a club?
536
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,847
That punk hit an old woman
537
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:15,406
and an irate citizen intervened.
538
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,521
Did you get a good
look at the guy?
539
00:21:19,545 --> 00:21:21,223
Sure, I did. He was an old guy.
540
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:22,391
Yeah, how old?
541
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,692
I don't know.
542
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,193
Well, 50, 60?
543
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:26,350
Yeah, maybe.
544
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,300
Seventy?
545
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,637
Yeah. Look, he was a foreigner.
546
00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,405
What kind of foreigner?
547
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,039
Well, how do I know?
548
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:40,676
He didn't talk right.
He talked funny.
549
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,900
Probably Russian.
550
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,249
Could have been.
551
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,117
Lousy Commie.
552
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,909
And he smelled funny.
553
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,190
How funny?
554
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,792
Well, I don't know.
555
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,417
Sort of like, um...
like chickens.
556
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,798
Or ducks?
557
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:03,799
Yeah.
558
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,123
Yeah, like they
have on them farms.
559
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,873
Uh, you don't think, um...
560
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,765
I don't know. Could be.
561
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:20,081
Chano... issue an
all-points bulletin.
562
00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:23,485
Well, Barney, I
mean... Are you sure?
563
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:24,853
Yeah, I'm sure.
564
00:22:24,877 --> 00:22:26,855
To all law-enforcement
agencies...
565
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:30,659
Wanted for felonious assault...
566
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,662
A 70-year-old man
with a Russian accent
567
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,253
who smells like a chicken.
568
00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,001
Or a duck.
569
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,838
Or a duck.
570
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,574
You want me to get on
that right away, Barney?
571
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,509
Sure. You got
something better to do?
572
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,510
We didn't eat lunch.
573
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,212
Oh, well, a person has to eat.
574
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,313
Yeah, of course.
575
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,955
What the hell is going on
576
00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,590
around here, Barney?
577
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:03,325
Your entire constituency
578
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,860
is running around out there
579
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:07,563
playing Patty-Cake with the law.
580
00:23:07,587 --> 00:23:10,466
That's the nature of
the beast, inspector.
581
00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,300
The people are just tired
582
00:23:12,324 --> 00:23:14,135
of getting ripped
off by hoodlums.
583
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,871
We do the best job we can,
584
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,272
but we just don't
have enough cops
585
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,674
to handle the job.
586
00:23:18,698 --> 00:23:20,275
There are a lot
of people out there
587
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:21,977
who feel the same
way as Mr. Escobar.
588
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,278
Yeah, yeah, I know.
589
00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:24,747
I know, Barney.
590
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:27,115
It ain't like the old days, huh?
591
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:30,285
There used to be the
good guys and the bad guys.
592
00:23:30,309 --> 00:23:33,188
You didn't need a
program to tell them apart.
593
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:36,992
Yeah, and there
was... Me and Foster,
594
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,694
and Kleiner and Brown...
595
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,697
I got a lot of work
to do, inspector.
596
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:42,998
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you go ahead.
597
00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,266
Go ahead, Barney.
598
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,367
Hey, but, listen,
599
00:23:45,391 --> 00:23:47,836
do me one favor, will you?
600
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,004
Oh, yeah, I know.
601
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,606
We won't paint the room.
602
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,173
No, no, no. Paint it.
603
00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:53,975
Paint the place.
604
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:57,312
Ain't no point in
living in the past.
605
00:23:57,336 --> 00:24:00,115
Would you like a cup of coffee?
606
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,908
You got any Ovaltine, Barney?
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