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Come on. Honey.
Give Daddy the blanket.
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Listen. This is gonna be a fun party
with lots of cake and ice cream...
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but little girls
with wet blankets can't go.
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Now. Give it to Daddy.
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Do this: Leave the blanket here. I'll
advance your allowance till you're 40.
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Fair enough?
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There is no way that that blanket
is going in this car.
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- Mom!
- No. No. Not this time.
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This is a brand new $25.000 BMW...
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325 e5 with leather interior.
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Tom. It's just a car.
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Come on.
I just Armor-Alled the seats.
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Got any eights?
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Go fish.
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Why does it always take her so long?
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Just think of her
as a work in progress.
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- Do I look all right?
- Do stars twinkle?
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Come on. Sweetheart.
Your bike awaits.
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Have you ever tried to put
pantyhose on with wet nails?
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- It's a bitch.
- I forgot my sample case.
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Come on. Tish.
We're gonna be late.
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We are late.
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Be careful.
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Get out of the road!
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Be careful. Tom!
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Come on!
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Congratulations. Mama.
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Wasn't it a beautiful ceremony?
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Beautiful.
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Oh. No!
It means fertility.
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God forbid.
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This great song
with its wonderful rhythm
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It's a wonderful rhythm
and you can feel it
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You know what I'm saying
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Yes, you know what I'm saying
Come on and dance
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Come on and dance
Come on and dance
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Look at Mom!
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When the stars meet the heavens
The sky will shine
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The whole night long
the sky will shine
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Bad tits.
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No ass.
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So. Tom.
you still selling Subarus?
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How many times I got to tell you. Kirby?
I sell BMWs.
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I just happen to work
out of a Subaru showroom.
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- Look at her.
- What a pig.
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Here we are. Safe and sound.
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I know.
We got to get a car.
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It's on my list.
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I dried my hair in front of the TV...
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and it's full of electricity.
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Mitch. Please stop.
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Mitch. Don't do that.
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Your cousins Toby and Mary...
do they have a boy or a girl?
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One or the other.
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Congratulations to the bride and groom.
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Many happy years together.
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Jesus. Who is that?
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You take away the clothes
and the makeup. What do you got?
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A gorgeous naked woman.
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Congratulations. Uncle Phil.
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Isn't she something?
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Edie. If you are half as wonderful
as my uncle says...
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I want you to leave him right now...
I'm gonna marry you.
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This is Larry's
beautiful wife. Tish.
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Congratulations.
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And this monster here
is Mitchie.
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Hey. Easy on the mousse. Uncle Phil.
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- Hi. Mitch.
- This is for you.
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You coming to work for me.
you son of a gun?
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I told you. Uncle Phil.
I just don't see...
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an intellectual albeit muscular guy
like myself working in a junkyard.
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Larry. Believe me.
there's a future in garbage.
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By the year 2000. There's gonna be
no place left for human refuse.
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Get in while the market's
still open.
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Don't say nothing.
Sleep on it.
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- We'll talk. Okay?
- It's on my list. Uncle Phil.
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- It's on my list. I swear to God.
- I got your list.
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I would like to make...
Attention. Please. Attention.
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I want to make a toast
to this lovely young couple.
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Most of us find love...
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once in a lifetime.
if we're lucky.
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But for these two to find love again.
later in life...
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On behalf of my whole family.
we are grateful...
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because my Uncle Phil. While being
one of the great men in garbage...
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has not always been
so keen on personal hygiene.
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But that is until he met you.
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So...
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I will now disrobe...
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and play a Celtic classic ballad...
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on my love flute.
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Shut up!
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My nephew Larry's making a toast.
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Thank you. Uncle Phil.
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Even the band stopped.
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Well. I was...
Excuse me here...
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I was just trying to make
a toast here.
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I guess what I was trying
to say was...
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this occasion's more than a wedding.
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It's a love story.
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It's...
I'm dying here.
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It's the story...
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It's the story
of a lovely lady
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Who was living...
had three lovely girls
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Sisters
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Each of them had hair
like their mother
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What's the real color
of her hair anyway?
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Make up your own verse!
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It's the story of Phil Kozinski
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Who was living in
a garbage dump alone
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Anyway. Anyway...
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Anyway. To life...
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to love...
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to Phil and Edie.
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I'm touched.
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Such a wonderful nephew.
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Such a wonderful bride.
I don't deserve her.
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You're right. You bastard!
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Hey. You don't like it.
kiss me where the sun don't shine!
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- Oh. Yeah? Where's that?
- I'll show you where!
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It's all mine!
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My brother Angelo
just rolled over in his grave.
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- You're crazy!
- Crazy with love!
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You put your right leg in
You put your right leg out
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You put your right leg in
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And shake it all about
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Do the Hokey Pokey
and turn yourself around
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That's what it's all about
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Now. All of these products
are natural...
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and they're coordinated to go
with your individual coloring.
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You're a fall...
soft ambers and magenta.
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And you're a summer...
yellows and blues.
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And you. You're a spring.
You should be in pink.
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Darling. I'm a widow.
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Thirty years.
and I only wear black.
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And on you. It works.
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Classic.
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Turn yourself around
That's what it's all about
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Look at her.
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She buried my brother
only five years ago.
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- Look at her. She killed him.
- What?
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She killed him by putting
butter in his food all the time.
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Listen to me. Kevin. I'm telling you.
I got a problem with this.
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- Now's not the time.
- You canceled the check.
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- You didn't fix the car.
- What. It's my fault it broke down?
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It broke down on the way home.
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- You owe me money.
- You owe me a car!
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- You're a goddamn liar.
- You're a cheat!
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- Shithead. Come on!
- Take it easy.
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Relax! Relax!
Just relax!
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- Take it easy.
- Your cousin's an asshole.
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- Hey. Just take it easy.
- Get some help. Tom.
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I'm sorry.
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Up close.
she doesn't look so young.
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You're telling me your parents
let you come here today...
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and never warned you
about the wedding killer?
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You see. There's this guy...
Fred. I think his name is...
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and his girlfriend
walked out on him. Okay?
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And on the day of her wedding
to this other guy...
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Fred showed up...
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and he had a machete...
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and he chopped her head off.
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There was blood everywhere.
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Then he sliced
the groom's guts open...
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right down the middle
and this stuff spilled out...
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that looked like spaghetti.
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And then he ripped her heart out
while it was still beating...
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and he ate it.
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Wait. Wait.
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And now. He goes from
wedding to wedding...
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macheteing up everybody
into little pieces.
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Kids too?
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Especially kids.
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Time to go. Kids.
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How sweet of you
to tell them stories. Mitch.
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There's nothing to it.
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Children. Children.
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Outside.
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Bye-bye!
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- Bye-bye!
- Send a card!
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Okay. I'll call you.
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Dad. I can't
find her anywhere...
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and I got plans tonight.
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- Can you take my kid home?
- Come along. Mitch.
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Great. Thanks.
As dads go. You're okay.
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Home by 10:00.
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Mitch. Home by 10:00.
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- Bye.
- No more?
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She's going to come back soon.
She's on a honeymoon.
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I don't know where he went.
I don't understand.
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- I seem to have lost my mate.
- Me too.
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I was sure I came in with one.
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Nice wedding.
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- I'm Phil's nephew.
- I know. I'm Edie's...
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I know.
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- Larry.
- I'm Maria.
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- Chloe.
- Hi. Chloe.
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- Are you cold. Sweetheart?
- Yeah.
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Well. Why don't we go inside.
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Yes. That's a good idea.
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- You should be a singer.
- Thanks. I'll try.
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Your wife is very beautiful.
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- Have you been married long?
- A couple of years. You?
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Almost 11.
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We were married young.
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- Work?
- Yes. He sells cars. Subarus.
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- No. Do you work?
- Me?
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Yes. I'm a legal secretary.
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And you?
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I teach ballroom dancing.
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Really?
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Would you be more impressed
if I said I was a securities analyst?
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Because my first wife was.
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My father. However.
was more impressed...
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when I was a real estate broker.
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My first wife's friends
liked that too.
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Everybody was impressed but me.
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- And you play the piano too.
- No.
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Trumpet.
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Are you really a dance teacher?
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Here you go.
This...
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entitles you to one free lesson.
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- I'm not a very good dancer.
- That's okay.
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I'm not a very good teacher.
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Well. I bet I know somebody
who would like to dance.
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You're so light.
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You're very good with children.
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Well. My job gives me a lot
of time to spend with my son.
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The one with the video camera?
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You know. My mother and Phil.
they are so sweet.
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I felt like crying.
but I couldn't.
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I never can.
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Why am I telling you this?
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People tell
dance teachers things.
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Thank you. Madam.
Lovely.
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Nobody told me anything
when I was in securities.
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How many jobs did you have?
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I don't know.
A lot.
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I change
every two or three years.
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If it looks like I might
be successful. I move on.
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- You don't want to be successful?
- I want to be happy.
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Hey. We're getting
personal here.
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You're learning my secrets.
and I don't know a thing about you.
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Not an interesting person.
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Christ. You...
How you doing?
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You will not believe
what happened to us.
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The goddamn car broke down.
Where is everybody?
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Jesus. I didn't know it was this late.
Are you okay?
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Tom was just giving me
a test drive in his car.
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We lost track of time.
Tom sells BMWs.
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- I thought they were Subarus.
- You're in the market for a new car.
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We are. Aren't we. Honey?
253
00:16:05,054 --> 00:16:07,803
Your wife and I were talking about
putting a set of wheels under you...
254
00:16:07,870 --> 00:16:09,593
at a price you can afford.
255
00:16:09,662 --> 00:16:12,695
Not just any set of wheels.
Bavarian Motor Works.
256
00:16:13,789 --> 00:16:16,604
I think a BMW is
a little out of our range.
257
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,273
Besides. They're
breaking down all the time.
258
00:16:29,468 --> 00:16:31,507
So anyway. As soon as she said...
259
00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:34,264
they were thinking about
buying a car. I knew it.
260
00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:36,339
If I could get her
behind the wheel. Bingo.
261
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,543
Sale. Commission.
full sticker price.
262
00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:41,717
Then the car breaks down.
263
00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:44,024
That's the thing in sales.
You concentrate on the woman.
264
00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:46,066
Women always liked you. Tom.
265
00:16:48,763 --> 00:16:50,454
You believe me. Don't you?
266
00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:53,206
Why shouldn't I?
You're my husband.
267
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,351
Phil's worth a lot of money.
268
00:17:03,418 --> 00:17:05,873
You really should take him up
on his offer.
269
00:17:05,945 --> 00:17:08,793
You're great at collecting junk.
270
00:17:08,858 --> 00:17:11,225
You'd wind up
running the company.
271
00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:16,726
My psychic. Mrs. Wong...
272
00:17:16,793 --> 00:17:18,681
is encouraging me to express myself.
273
00:17:18,745 --> 00:17:21,166
She says a lot of attractive women
get depressed...
274
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,721
because they think people see
nothing but their looks.
275
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,451
She thinks I have sensitivity
and talent. Larry.
276
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,941
She says that.
277
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,926
Mrs. Wong is "wight."
278
00:17:40,823 --> 00:17:43,278
I should tell you that more often.
I'm sorry.
279
00:17:45,975 --> 00:17:49,270
Would you still slay
a dragon for me?
280
00:17:52,151 --> 00:17:54,289
Maybe a baby dragon.
281
00:18:01,846 --> 00:18:05,195
Mrs. Wong gave me a self-improvement
tape. Would you like to hear it?
282
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:07,058
Not right now.
283
00:18:10,294 --> 00:18:13,108
I wouldn't hurt you for anything.
You know that. Don't you?
284
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,447
Why would you say that?
285
00:18:18,517 --> 00:18:21,833
Will you dance with me?
We never dance anymore.
286
00:18:48,467 --> 00:18:50,027
Oh. I forgot to tell you.
287
00:18:50,099 --> 00:18:52,848
Remember the guy on the news
who listened to Ozzy Osbourne so much...
288
00:18:52,915 --> 00:18:56,046
that his parents sued
because he became a mass murderer?
289
00:18:56,115 --> 00:18:57,937
Aunt Irene told me today...
290
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,304
she's thinking of suing now
because cousin Donald...
291
00:19:00,371 --> 00:19:02,378
listened to Barry Manilow
over and over...
292
00:19:02,451 --> 00:19:04,305
and he became a florist.
293
00:19:08,594 --> 00:19:11,147
That bad. Huh?
What's up?
294
00:19:12,273 --> 00:19:14,761
It's the blonde
on the blue bicycle. Isn't it?
295
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:16,817
Shut up.
296
00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:20,523
The blonde whose initials
are on your Vans?
297
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,106
Shut up.
298
00:19:25,104 --> 00:19:28,486
When I watch you play soccer and
the guys go for Gatorade at the break...
299
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,894
you go and talk to the blonde
on the blue bicycle.
300
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,586
I said shut up!
301
00:19:32,656 --> 00:19:35,306
- You're not my mother.
- I'm just trying to help. Mitchie.
302
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,936
I could give you
the girl's point of view.
303
00:19:37,007 --> 00:19:39,047
Tish. Kiss my squirrel!
304
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:42,697
We will have no squirrel kissing
here tonight.
305
00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,622
Well. I was just trying to help.
306
00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:47,021
I think I should spend
a little time with Mitchie alone.
307
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,612
"Kiss my squirrel"?
308
00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,377
Hey. Come on.
309
00:19:55,534 --> 00:19:56,778
Oh. That's very nice.
310
00:19:59,886 --> 00:20:03,301
Go apologize to Tish.
Go. Get out of here.
311
00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:07,302
Repeat several times a day...
312
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,821
'I approve...
313
00:20:10,893 --> 00:20:13,762
of myself.
314
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,390
I approve...
315
00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:18,151
of myself. "
316
00:20:24,044 --> 00:20:27,208
You're not throwing
quite hard enough.
317
00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:29,283
I hate Leonard Pierson.
318
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:30,469
Who?
319
00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:32,514
Leonard Pierson... in my class.
320
00:20:32,588 --> 00:20:34,530
He follows me around
all the time.
321
00:20:34,604 --> 00:20:36,426
But you shouldn't
hate anybody. Chloe.
322
00:20:36,492 --> 00:20:38,859
He tells everyone
he loves me.
323
00:20:38,923 --> 00:20:40,548
That is sweet.
324
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:42,441
You be sweet to him. Okay?
325
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:44,449
- Bye.
- Bye. Mom.
326
00:21:23,881 --> 00:21:27,361
- Hi. Tom.
- Bernadette...
327
00:21:27,432 --> 00:21:30,661
Iook. I'm sorry. But we have
to stop seeing each other.
328
00:21:32,136 --> 00:21:34,721
- What?
- It's just getting too serious.
329
00:21:41,287 --> 00:21:42,978
You're right.
330
00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,892
I'll be with you in a minute.
okay. Tom?
331
00:22:03,366 --> 00:22:05,220
How is your family?
332
00:22:05,286 --> 00:22:07,228
Olga. Listen. About us...
333
00:22:09,542 --> 00:22:12,389
You've got a new girlfriend.
334
00:22:15,013 --> 00:22:17,468
I can't see you anymore.
335
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,522
Lighten up.
336
00:22:21,765 --> 00:22:23,259
Planned Parenthood.
337
00:22:38,948 --> 00:22:41,184
You're not allowed
to talk to the driver.
338
00:22:57,762 --> 00:22:59,933
Would you excuse me
just one moment?
339
00:23:04,386 --> 00:23:06,109
- Hi.
- What did you tell him?
340
00:23:06,178 --> 00:23:08,283
- Who?
- Your husband. About us?
341
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,426
- Nothing.
- Good. Keep it that way.
342
00:23:10,497 --> 00:23:13,563
I wanted to make sure you're not a
three-beers-and-confession type.
343
00:23:15,105 --> 00:23:17,177
You're a lot different
than last night.
344
00:23:18,049 --> 00:23:21,082
Last night never happened. Understand?
I've changed my whole life today.
345
00:23:21,152 --> 00:23:23,421
I've cleaned up my act.
No more women.
346
00:23:23,488 --> 00:23:25,877
Last night never happened.
understand?
347
00:23:25,952 --> 00:23:28,985
And if you ever say it did...
if you use the "f" word about us...
348
00:23:29,056 --> 00:23:31,260
if even the "fu" sound
comes out of your mouth...
349
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:34,110
I will denounce you as a liar
and home-wrecker. Do you understand?
350
00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:35,965
Miss?
351
00:23:36,032 --> 00:23:39,610
Excuse me. I have to get back
to her or her eyeliner will cake.
352
00:23:40,959 --> 00:23:44,571
- Do you understand?
- I have an IQ in the triple digits.
353
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,974
What word do you think
I didn't understand?
354
00:23:47,039 --> 00:23:50,584
Okay. I just wanted
to make sure you understood.
355
00:23:50,654 --> 00:23:53,240
- Are you wearing black underwear?
- Yes.
356
00:23:54,462 --> 00:23:56,404
Want to meet me
for a drink later?
357
00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:02,482
Kiss my squirrel.
358
00:24:06,238 --> 00:24:08,987
So they drove
to a shopping mall...
359
00:24:09,053 --> 00:24:11,192
and parked in back
of a supermarket...
360
00:24:11,262 --> 00:24:13,498
behind a Dumpster...
361
00:24:13,565 --> 00:24:17,526
in our car that I make payments on
by sweating my ass off...
362
00:24:17,597 --> 00:24:20,531
so she can sweat her ass off
inside it.
363
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:22,460
Sorry.
364
00:24:22,525 --> 00:24:26,070
That car was rocking like
an out-of-whack washing machine.
365
00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:28,693
- I went crazy.
- Are you getting this down. Maria?
366
00:24:28,764 --> 00:24:31,382
- Yes. I am. Mr. Bergman.
- Okay.
367
00:24:31,452 --> 00:24:34,485
I decided to kill her...
368
00:24:34,556 --> 00:24:36,247
but I couldn't.
369
00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:40,374
I love her.
370
00:24:40,443 --> 00:24:42,680
So I shaved her head.
371
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:45,365
And now see if he wants her.
372
00:24:45,435 --> 00:24:48,784
That is why your wife is suing you
for divorce. Mr. Dionne.
373
00:24:51,355 --> 00:24:52,980
Love is shit.
374
00:24:54,107 --> 00:24:55,732
Marriage is shit.
375
00:24:55,802 --> 00:24:58,421
You know. I'm sitting here
listening to you editorialize...
376
00:24:58,491 --> 00:25:00,051
Fuck you. Moneybags.
377
00:25:18,649 --> 00:25:21,016
That's my favorite part.
Here we go.
378
00:25:21,081 --> 00:25:22,837
All right.
Remember...
379
00:25:22,905 --> 00:25:24,661
happy. Happy. Happy.
380
00:25:24,728 --> 00:25:26,550
No. No. We're doing
the cha-cha here.
381
00:25:26,616 --> 00:25:28,656
- Sorry.
- Remember. Ladies...
382
00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:31,827
it's okay to smile.
especially at my jokes.
383
00:25:31,897 --> 00:25:33,936
Ready. And...
384
00:25:34,008 --> 00:25:36,823
cha-cha-cha. Swivel. Swivel...
385
00:25:36,888 --> 00:25:39,343
forward. Back. Forward.
386
00:25:39,416 --> 00:25:42,416
I can't even say it right.
Hit him. Maggie. If he does that right.
387
00:25:42,487 --> 00:25:44,527
Let's do it again.
Ready. And...
388
00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:47,349
cha-cha-cha. Swivel. Swivel...
389
00:25:47,415 --> 00:25:49,804
forward. Cross. Forward.
390
00:25:49,879 --> 00:25:52,181
Who's leading here?
That's all right. You lead.
391
00:25:52,247 --> 00:25:54,483
You're doing a good job.
I want these suspenders.
392
00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:58,031
Ready. And...
cha-cha-cha. Swivel. Swivel...
393
00:25:58,103 --> 00:25:59,761
forward. Cross. Forward.
394
00:25:59,831 --> 00:26:02,962
Up. Six. Seven. Eight.
395
00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:04,753
And one...
396
00:26:10,261 --> 00:26:12,530
You're going to put me
out of work. You're too good.
397
00:26:12,597 --> 00:26:15,379
One more time.
Ready. And...
398
00:26:15,446 --> 00:26:18,642
Cha-cha-cha...
Oh. My God. No. No. No.
399
00:26:18,709 --> 00:26:22,321
Let me show you one more time.
One more time. Everybody.
400
00:26:24,277 --> 00:26:25,171
Mrs. Greenblatt.
401
00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:38,799
You look marvelous.
402
00:26:49,779 --> 00:26:52,299
Magnificent.
A thing of beauty.
403
00:26:52,371 --> 00:26:53,931
Thank you. Thank you.
404
00:26:56,594 --> 00:26:59,016
Okay. That's it.
Time's up. Everybody.
405
00:26:59,091 --> 00:27:02,320
Practice. Practice. Practice.
Yes. Practice. Practice. Practice.
406
00:27:02,387 --> 00:27:06,096
Good-bye.
Get out of here. You crazy guys.
407
00:27:06,162 --> 00:27:09,587
Thank you. Get new shoes.
Those are not gonna work.
408
00:27:09,714 --> 00:27:12,332
Don't forget to bring
your checks next week.
409
00:27:16,658 --> 00:27:18,763
You came for
your free lesson.
410
00:27:19,922 --> 00:27:22,671
It's my lunch break. And I thought
maybe we could talk.
411
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:30,153
- Mexican?
- It's too heavy.
412
00:27:30,225 --> 00:27:33,607
- I don't know how to say this...
- Well. Words are good.
413
00:27:33,681 --> 00:27:35,885
They have fried octopus?
414
00:27:35,953 --> 00:27:37,862
No. I had that for breakfast.
415
00:27:40,016 --> 00:27:42,733
- This is difficult.
- Oh. Come on.
416
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,582
It's only lunch.
Burgers.
417
00:27:45,648 --> 00:27:47,950
No. Too obvious.
418
00:27:48,016 --> 00:27:51,179
Larry. I need to
ask you something.
419
00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:56,966
Do I think that your husband
and my wife slept together?
420
00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:01,421
Thank you.
It would've taken me a lot longer.
421
00:28:02,798 --> 00:28:05,897
Well. I only have
an hour for lunch.
422
00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:07,428
Spuds International.
423
00:28:07,502 --> 00:28:09,739
Everything you ever wanted
on a potato and more.
424
00:28:09,807 --> 00:28:12,709
I think they have one
with a Buick on it.
425
00:28:12,782 --> 00:28:15,400
Do you think they did?
426
00:28:15,469 --> 00:28:17,160
I don't know.
427
00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:19,434
Only they know.
428
00:28:19,502 --> 00:28:21,990
You don't seem to be upset about it.
429
00:28:22,061 --> 00:28:24,069
Sex isn't that big a deal anyway.
430
00:28:24,141 --> 00:28:27,011
Whether they had sex or not.
something happened.
431
00:28:27,086 --> 00:28:30,282
Hey. I believe in people's
freedom of choice.
432
00:28:30,349 --> 00:28:33,196
Tish needs to grow up
to be her own person. That's me.
433
00:28:33,260 --> 00:28:34,951
What people do is their business.
434
00:28:35,021 --> 00:28:38,883
- That doesn't apply to marriage.
- Sounds like you have a choice to make.
435
00:28:38,957 --> 00:28:41,542
And guess what?
You're free to make it.
436
00:28:43,564 --> 00:28:45,735
This is great.
We hardly know each other...
437
00:28:45,804 --> 00:28:48,357
and we're getting
our first argument out of the way.
438
00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:53,926
Are you serious
about that freedom stuff?
439
00:28:59,755 --> 00:29:03,071
No!
Oh. God. I'm so full of shit!
440
00:29:03,147 --> 00:29:05,994
I'd like to kill them both!
I'm sorry.
441
00:29:07,691 --> 00:29:09,665
- I'll pay for it.
- It's my fault.
442
00:29:09,738 --> 00:29:12,967
I will pay for the fish.
I broke the fish.
443
00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:15,270
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have come.
444
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:17,346
How much?
Never mind.
445
00:29:17,418 --> 00:29:19,076
Wait. Please.
446
00:29:19,146 --> 00:29:21,251
I'm very sorry.
447
00:29:25,449 --> 00:29:28,482
It wasn't easy
to come see me today. Was it?
448
00:29:28,553 --> 00:29:30,375
Are you okay?
449
00:29:30,441 --> 00:29:32,929
No. I'm not okay.
450
00:29:33,001 --> 00:29:35,750
That's right.
You don't cry. Do you?
451
00:29:37,353 --> 00:29:38,847
Or hit fish.
452
00:29:43,208 --> 00:29:46,078
You know. Tom lately has been
really upset about work.
453
00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:48,869
They have these contests...
who sells most cars...
454
00:29:48,936 --> 00:29:50,791
and he lost his trip
to Las Vegas.
455
00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:53,474
That's a good reason
to hump my wife.
456
00:29:53,543 --> 00:29:55,136
I'm sorry.
457
00:29:55,207 --> 00:29:57,312
Listen. Tish is a good person.
458
00:29:57,383 --> 00:29:59,968
She just wants to be appreciated
for more than her looks.
459
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,697
She's worried
people think she's dumb.
460
00:30:01,767 --> 00:30:04,669
She's not dumb. Tom is very vulnerable
to female flattery.
461
00:30:04,743 --> 00:30:06,532
Why do you keep making excuses
for your husband?
462
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:08,508
Because you're making excuses
for your wife.
463
00:30:08,583 --> 00:30:10,208
All right.
464
00:30:10,278 --> 00:30:12,831
So. How did you two meet?
465
00:30:12,902 --> 00:30:14,724
We met in high school.
466
00:30:14,790 --> 00:30:17,027
He was an athlete. A big athlete...
467
00:30:17,094 --> 00:30:19,515
and he had a red car
he was very proud of.
468
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:21,477
Girls were crazy about him.
469
00:30:21,542 --> 00:30:23,963
I just came to this country.
and I was very shy.
470
00:30:24,038 --> 00:30:26,209
I couldn't believe
when he came and talked to me.
471
00:30:26,277 --> 00:30:28,644
He must have said something right
to get you to marry him.
472
00:30:28,709 --> 00:30:32,025
No. I was the only girl
who wouldn't go to sleep with him.
473
00:30:33,285 --> 00:30:34,911
What about you?
474
00:30:34,981 --> 00:30:37,763
I guess I thought Tish was gonna be
different than my first wife.
475
00:30:37,829 --> 00:30:39,355
Surprise. You know.
476
00:30:39,428 --> 00:30:41,883
Turns out she's the bride
of Bloomingdale's.
477
00:30:44,164 --> 00:30:47,131
So. What do you want to do?
You want to confront them?
478
00:30:47,204 --> 00:30:49,276
They'll just deny it.
479
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,901
We could shave their heads.
480
00:30:51,972 --> 00:30:53,914
What?
481
00:30:53,988 --> 00:30:56,126
I have to go back to work.
I'm sorry.
482
00:30:56,195 --> 00:30:58,781
I'm sorry if I spoiled your day.
483
00:30:58,852 --> 00:31:01,634
It was nice
not having lunch with you.
484
00:31:03,299 --> 00:31:05,055
Bye.
485
00:31:05,123 --> 00:31:06,945
Good-bye. Maria.
486
00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:17,627
Sweetheart. I'm going
to put your flowers in the vase.
487
00:31:17,698 --> 00:31:19,553
You can do your homework.
488
00:31:21,474 --> 00:31:23,710
What's in the box. Daddy?
489
00:31:23,777 --> 00:31:25,435
What's this?
490
00:31:25,505 --> 00:31:26,934
Open it.
491
00:31:28,449 --> 00:31:32,126
And tonight I'm going to make my
world-famous garlic chicken Pamplona.
492
00:31:34,369 --> 00:31:37,119
Not only that. I'm going to clean up
after I use every pot in the house.
493
00:31:37,185 --> 00:31:38,810
I promise.
494
00:31:40,192 --> 00:31:41,501
This is beautiful.
495
00:31:43,713 --> 00:31:45,305
What's the occasion?
496
00:31:45,376 --> 00:31:47,864
Nothing. Just us.
497
00:31:49,344 --> 00:31:53,272
All of us together.
Just one of those nights.
498
00:31:53,344 --> 00:31:55,831
It's nice to have a family.
499
00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:04,982
So. How was your day?
500
00:32:05,055 --> 00:32:08,316
Fine. I had lunch
with Larry Kozinski.
501
00:32:10,206 --> 00:32:11,635
- Who?
- Larry Kozinski.
502
00:32:11,711 --> 00:32:15,191
I had lunch with him today.
Sweetheart. Don't wrinkle it.
503
00:32:15,262 --> 00:32:18,229
Why? What for?
504
00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:23,098
- What did you talk about?
- Nothing special.
505
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:27,834
- Was it a nice lunch?
- Mm-hmm. Very nice.
506
00:32:29,182 --> 00:32:31,036
Well. That's fine.
507
00:32:31,101 --> 00:32:33,622
That's good. That's okay.
508
00:32:33,693 --> 00:32:35,864
I'm glad you had a nice day.
509
00:32:35,933 --> 00:32:39,162
Good old Larry. Lunch.
510
00:32:39,229 --> 00:32:41,530
Nice.
511
00:32:41,596 --> 00:32:44,214
Mitchie is...
What is it you are again. Mitchie?
512
00:32:44,284 --> 00:32:46,651
I'm a multimedia artist...
513
00:32:46,716 --> 00:32:49,586
but my emphasis is on video.
514
00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:51,514
I'm so excited.
515
00:33:33,529 --> 00:33:34,805
That's her.
516
00:34:10,391 --> 00:34:11,820
You're a goddamn liar!
517
00:34:17,910 --> 00:34:21,587
Cut! Cut! Lights!
518
00:34:25,205 --> 00:34:26,220
Thank you.
519
00:34:28,949 --> 00:34:31,338
How about lunch?
520
00:34:35,317 --> 00:34:38,546
You are a very sick young man.
521
00:34:38,613 --> 00:34:42,028
Alienation. Great.
522
00:34:42,101 --> 00:34:44,043
Interesting work. Mitch.
523
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,578
Thanks. Dad.
524
00:34:45,653 --> 00:34:48,948
What the hell are you doing
taking my wife out to lunch?
525
00:34:49,012 --> 00:34:51,827
Actually. We didn't have lunch.
526
00:34:51,892 --> 00:34:53,964
We went for a walk.
but my feet broke down...
527
00:34:54,036 --> 00:34:56,175
so we were a little late
getting back.
528
00:35:01,843 --> 00:35:03,818
They know.
529
00:35:03,892 --> 00:35:05,615
They know about us.
530
00:35:19,730 --> 00:35:23,374
You work in garbage all week.
enjoy nature on the weekends.
531
00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:32,234
Tell me about Larry.
532
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:37,484
I've asked him a million times
to come into the business...
533
00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:41,611
but he wants to change jobs. Dance.
534
00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,201
Me. I say this
with love. Maria.
535
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:47,403
Larry is a failure
in everything except life.
536
00:35:47,472 --> 00:35:49,676
Come!
Dance with me! Yes!
537
00:35:57,584 --> 00:35:59,755
- Follow me.
- No. You go.
538
00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,679
We're gonna miss you.
539
00:36:04,431 --> 00:36:07,246
Phil. Do you want some cake?
Phil?
540
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,687
Come on. Come on!
541
00:36:20,398 --> 00:36:21,674
Something's wrong.
542
00:36:21,742 --> 00:36:24,328
One shot. Man!
That's all it'll take... one shot!
543
00:36:24,398 --> 00:36:26,885
- I'm right here!
- I won't have it in my house!
544
00:36:26,957 --> 00:36:27,906
Stop. Stop.
545
00:36:27,981 --> 00:36:30,632
Stop it. Stop it.
546
00:36:30,701 --> 00:36:32,195
Mama.
547
00:36:48,812 --> 00:36:50,667
Don't leave me!
548
00:37:09,323 --> 00:37:13,185
"So that even though I walk through
the valley of the shadow of death...
549
00:37:13,259 --> 00:37:15,462
I fear no evil.
for Thou art with me.
550
00:37:15,531 --> 00:37:18,149
Thy rod and thy staff.
they comfort me.
551
00:37:18,219 --> 00:37:21,601
Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of mine enemies.
552
00:37:21,674 --> 00:37:23,332
My cup overflows.
553
00:37:23,402 --> 00:37:26,184
Surely goodness and mercy
shall follow me...
554
00:37:26,250 --> 00:37:27,908
all the days of my life...
555
00:37:27,978 --> 00:37:31,523
and I shall dwell in the house
of the Lord forever."
556
00:37:31,593 --> 00:37:34,408
Let us pray.
557
00:37:34,473 --> 00:37:36,612
"O. God. Whose days
are without an end...
558
00:37:36,681 --> 00:37:38,721
Give me back my 50 cents.
559
00:37:38,793 --> 00:37:41,411
- Drive me around this damn town...
- Keep your dime. Sport.
560
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,171
just to run up your fare.
561
00:37:43,241 --> 00:37:45,543
What do you think I am. Huh?
562
00:37:45,609 --> 00:37:47,616
A goddamn tourist?
563
00:37:47,689 --> 00:37:48,899
Cheapskate.
564
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,171
Pop. You were supposed
to call me.
565
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:58,687
For what? A ride on that
motorcycle of yours?
566
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,766
Good to see you. Son.
567
00:38:00,839 --> 00:38:03,174
- Good God. Is this Mitchell?
- How you doing. Grandpa?
568
00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:05,606
I'll be damned.
569
00:38:05,672 --> 00:38:07,973
You're getting to be
a big man. Aren't you?
570
00:38:09,191 --> 00:38:11,711
- Let's go.
- No. You go ahead.
571
00:38:11,783 --> 00:38:14,117
No. I'll wait right here.
572
00:38:14,183 --> 00:38:17,892
At my age. You don't want to get
too close to an open grave.
573
00:38:17,958 --> 00:38:20,097
- Stay with him. Will you?
- Sure.
574
00:38:22,118 --> 00:38:26,341
So. Grandpa. How come you didn't
come to the church?
575
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:29,123
God makes me nervous
when you get Him indoors.
576
00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:31,840
Besides. I don't like
to see people in their coffins.
577
00:38:31,909 --> 00:38:34,691
They always look so much smaller
without their spirits.
578
00:38:44,037 --> 00:38:47,332
I was going to bring you a gift.
but I forgot.
579
00:38:50,693 --> 00:38:53,027
Think you might like
one of these. Huh?
580
00:38:53,092 --> 00:38:54,466
Which one you want?
581
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:58,078
Hot Patty's Pajama Party
or Girls with Big Jugs?
582
00:39:02,371 --> 00:39:04,859
Eat.
There's casseroles. Cakes.
583
00:39:04,932 --> 00:39:08,860
I'll have turkey tetrazzini
coming out the wazoo.
584
00:39:08,932 --> 00:39:11,103
Everyone loved him so.
585
00:39:11,171 --> 00:39:13,789
Did you see the wreath
the boys from the junkyard sent?
586
00:39:15,491 --> 00:39:17,979
Larry! Was it me?
Was I too much for him?
587
00:39:18,051 --> 00:39:19,033
No. Edie.
588
00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:21,441
He was the happiest
he'd ever been with you.
589
00:39:21,507 --> 00:39:24,354
- I want you to meet my father. Vincent.
- My sympathies.
590
00:39:24,418 --> 00:39:27,549
I'm sorry I missed your wedding.
My hernia prevented it.
591
00:39:28,898 --> 00:39:32,280
Edie. I'm sorry.
I have to go to work.
592
00:39:32,354 --> 00:39:34,775
We are still family
even though Phil is gone.
593
00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:37,403
So don't be a stranger. Hmm?
594
00:39:37,474 --> 00:39:39,164
I won't. I promise.
595
00:39:39,905 --> 00:39:42,108
See you later.
Bye. Pops.
596
00:39:42,177 --> 00:39:44,064
Nobody takes a day off
when a man dies anymore?
597
00:39:44,129 --> 00:39:45,656
Jesus.
598
00:39:47,904 --> 00:39:51,253
You know. Funerals
make women really horny.
599
00:39:51,328 --> 00:39:55,354
I never knew Phil all that well.
but this is great turkey tetrazzini.
600
00:39:55,424 --> 00:39:57,246
Here. Mommy.
601
00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:59,101
Oh. Thank you.
602
00:39:59,168 --> 00:40:01,022
Look. I got to go show a car.
603
00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,738
As long as Chloe's going
to stay overnight here...
604
00:40:03,807 --> 00:40:06,524
why don't you meet me about 7:30
and we'll go out to eat?
605
00:40:06,591 --> 00:40:08,533
If Mama doesn't need me.
606
00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:14,075
If your mom doesn't need you. Maybe
you can meet me at the showroom.
607
00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:17,143
If Mama doesn't need me.
I'll be there at 7:30.
608
00:40:23,199 --> 00:40:25,916
Beauty and the beast.
609
00:40:25,982 --> 00:40:28,437
I'm never going to get married.
610
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:31,095
You wait. You'll see.
You'll get married. Have kids...
611
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:32,857
have a happy life.
612
00:40:32,926 --> 00:40:35,675
Don't eat too much butter though.
613
00:40:35,741 --> 00:40:37,399
You know what I'd
really like to do?
614
00:40:37,469 --> 00:40:39,836
- What?
- Kill someone.
615
00:40:39,901 --> 00:40:42,290
Calmly plan a murder.
616
00:40:42,365 --> 00:40:45,943
Choose the victim...
maybe even someone political...
617
00:40:46,013 --> 00:40:48,282
so I could do the world
some good. You know.
618
00:40:48,349 --> 00:40:51,415
I'd have to think about it first
for a few years.
619
00:40:51,485 --> 00:40:53,906
Hey. It can't be any dumber
than getting married...
620
00:40:53,980 --> 00:40:55,736
and going to work every day.
621
00:40:55,804 --> 00:40:57,909
I mean. It must be more fun.
622
00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:05,140
Mr. Z... I'm going to be
a little late getting back.
623
00:41:06,811 --> 00:41:08,666
It's hard to rush a funeral.
624
00:41:09,915 --> 00:41:12,152
As soon as I can.
625
00:41:16,347 --> 00:41:18,551
- What took you so long?
- Just get in the car.
626
00:41:18,619 --> 00:41:21,717
I think you forgot to say please.
627
00:41:21,787 --> 00:41:23,696
Just get in the car. Will you?
628
00:41:24,922 --> 00:41:26,897
Oh. You're so manly.
629
00:41:32,410 --> 00:41:35,159
There. There's my wife.
630
00:41:37,146 --> 00:41:39,000
We were married for 35 years...
631
00:41:39,065 --> 00:41:41,334
and she never once
raised her voice to me.
632
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:48,206
So then you know what it's like
to lose someone?
633
00:41:48,281 --> 00:41:50,354
She went into the hospital
to have a boil removed...
634
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,853
and never came out.
635
00:41:51,928 --> 00:41:54,448
I moved upstate.
bought some gas stations.
636
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:56,244
I do quite well...
637
00:41:56,313 --> 00:42:00,022
but I've had to learn
to live with loneliness.
638
00:42:00,088 --> 00:42:04,114
Life is that way.
Who can explain it?
639
00:42:04,184 --> 00:42:07,828
I thought Phil and I would share
the rest of our lives together.
640
00:42:08,855 --> 00:42:13,132
Now. All I have left
is his share of the garbage company.
641
00:42:13,207 --> 00:42:16,851
What am I going to do
with a garbage company?
642
00:42:16,919 --> 00:42:19,636
I don't know anything
about business.
643
00:42:22,134 --> 00:42:25,003
Perhaps you would be interested
in buying me out?
644
00:42:27,542 --> 00:42:29,745
Well. Maybe I could
give you something...
645
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:32,202
for your part of the business.
646
00:42:32,278 --> 00:42:34,165
Something?
647
00:42:34,230 --> 00:42:37,426
What neighborhood of something
would we be talking about?
648
00:42:44,661 --> 00:42:47,149
- You'll be all right?
- Bye. Mom.
649
00:42:47,221 --> 00:42:49,490
See you in the city. Son.
I'm taking Mitchie with me.
650
00:42:49,557 --> 00:42:51,946
I don't think riding on that thing
is good for his gonads.
651
00:42:52,021 --> 00:42:54,835
- My sympathies. Maria.
- Bye.
652
00:42:56,468 --> 00:42:58,257
Good-bye. Larry.
Thank you.
653
00:42:58,324 --> 00:43:00,626
- Bye-bye.
- Are you coming with us. Maria?
654
00:43:20,562 --> 00:43:23,660
Why are we here?
I thought you were taking me home.
655
00:43:23,729 --> 00:43:26,479
- Do you want to go home? I'll take you.
- No. That's all right.
656
00:43:26,546 --> 00:43:28,368
I just wondered.
657
00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:30,604
What were you singing?
658
00:43:30,673 --> 00:43:32,364
I wasn't singing.
659
00:43:32,433 --> 00:43:35,815
You just didn't think I could hear you
over the engine. But I could.
660
00:43:35,889 --> 00:43:38,988
You don't cry at weddings.
but you sing at funerals.
661
00:43:39,057 --> 00:43:41,228
You told me you weren't
an interesting person.
662
00:43:41,297 --> 00:43:43,980
- I'm not.
- Come on. What were you singing?
663
00:43:45,649 --> 00:43:48,169
I don't sing for people.
It's private.
664
00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:50,858
Oh.
Well. Hum a few bars then.
665
00:43:55,407 --> 00:43:57,262
What song is that?
666
00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:03,209
Boy. I still have no idea.
667
00:44:03,279 --> 00:44:05,352
It's a Beatles song.
Come on. Guess.
668
00:44:05,423 --> 00:44:07,910
I hate to break this to you.
but that tune has no resemblance...
669
00:44:07,983 --> 00:44:10,601
to any song
the Beatles ever recorded.
670
00:44:10,670 --> 00:44:12,612
It's "The Long and Winding Road."
671
00:44:12,686 --> 00:44:14,791
Oh. No. No.
that goes more like...
672
00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:21,414
You're worse than I am.
673
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:24,715
- Are you going to push me off?
- I thought you trusted me.
674
00:44:24,782 --> 00:44:26,669
Here. Hold on to my shoulders.
Ready?
675
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,806
Push against me.
676
00:44:28,877 --> 00:44:30,470
Whoa!
Isn't that exciting?
677
00:44:30,541 --> 00:44:31,970
I guess so.
678
00:44:34,477 --> 00:44:36,200
Come here.
679
00:44:40,205 --> 00:44:42,409
- My boat.
- It's great.
680
00:44:42,477 --> 00:44:45,160
- I mean. It could be great.
- She could be great.
681
00:44:45,228 --> 00:44:47,617
You always refer to a boat
as a female.
682
00:44:47,693 --> 00:44:48,740
Why?
683
00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:51,146
I guess if you're some sweaty sailor
out at sea for a year...
684
00:44:51,212 --> 00:44:53,895
you need to use
your imagination.
685
00:44:53,963 --> 00:44:57,029
What are you going to do with she?
686
00:44:57,099 --> 00:45:01,768
I'm going to fix her up and sail off
into the sunset.
687
00:45:01,836 --> 00:45:04,170
You have a rich fantasy life.
don't you?
688
00:45:06,091 --> 00:45:08,262
Don't you?
Don't you have fantasies?
689
00:45:08,331 --> 00:45:10,305
I do. But they're private.
690
00:45:10,379 --> 00:45:12,234
I don't tell them to anybody.
691
00:45:12,299 --> 00:45:16,227
- Not even a dance teacher?
- You're not just a dance teacher.
692
00:45:16,298 --> 00:45:18,207
I can't figure out what you are.
693
00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,518
Hey. Isn't that
what everybody wants...
694
00:45:20,587 --> 00:45:22,758
a smooth-sailing life?
695
00:45:22,826 --> 00:45:24,680
You can achieve that
for a minute...
696
00:45:24,746 --> 00:45:26,851
out on the dance floor
or the water.
697
00:45:29,033 --> 00:45:30,888
Look how lovely.
698
00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:38,344
- That one would look great on you.
- Tom hates me in hats.
699
00:45:38,409 --> 00:45:39,936
Then I'll buy it for you.
700
00:45:43,432 --> 00:45:47,207
But the look on Tom's face...
701
00:45:47,272 --> 00:45:49,989
We'll take that one right there.
702
00:45:50,056 --> 00:45:53,220
What does your wife
hate you to wear?
703
00:45:53,288 --> 00:45:56,222
Boxer shorts.
She doesn't think they're sexy.
704
00:45:56,296 --> 00:45:58,151
Oh. I think they're very sexy.
705
00:45:59,976 --> 00:46:01,950
We're gonna be bad.
We're gonna be so bad.
706
00:46:07,943 --> 00:46:11,009
Hey. I got him.
He's gonna buy a 325 loaded.
707
00:46:11,079 --> 00:46:14,242
Chrome wheels. Tinted glass.
alarm. Phone. Wool carpets.
708
00:46:14,310 --> 00:46:18,238
Two more Beamers and l...
I win your trip to Vegas.
709
00:46:19,206 --> 00:46:23,035
- I don't even like the color.
- Just sit in it.
710
00:46:23,110 --> 00:46:24,965
I don't like it.
711
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:38,268
Listen...
712
00:46:38,341 --> 00:46:42,367
the beauty of the Subaru
is that it is so cost-efficient...
713
00:46:42,436 --> 00:46:45,403
that I bet a woman like you
could talk him into one for him...
714
00:46:45,476 --> 00:46:46,818
and then one for yourself.
715
00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:49,696
Do this.
716
00:46:49,764 --> 00:46:52,731
Let me take you for a test drive
in that little blue wagon.
717
00:47:13,635 --> 00:47:15,522
Look this way.
Now see there?
718
00:47:15,586 --> 00:47:17,691
Want to go up further that way?
719
00:47:17,762 --> 00:47:19,933
- This way?
- Yeah. That's good.
720
00:47:20,002 --> 00:47:22,206
You're really doing that well.
721
00:47:22,274 --> 00:47:24,696
I need to talk to you.
722
00:47:24,770 --> 00:47:26,297
I'm with a customer...
723
00:47:26,370 --> 00:47:29,337
but if you're interested in a makeover.
you'll have to wait your turn.
724
00:47:29,410 --> 00:47:31,068
Now. I want you to try
the dusty rose.
725
00:47:31,138 --> 00:47:33,472
- This is important.
- So is my career.
726
00:47:33,537 --> 00:47:35,130
Line right there.
727
00:47:35,201 --> 00:47:37,852
I'm with a customer.
728
00:47:40,673 --> 00:47:42,429
- Now that. That works.
- Yeah?
729
00:47:42,497 --> 00:47:44,733
Yeah.
That definitely works.
730
00:47:44,801 --> 00:47:47,768
Your husband is having
an affair with my wife.
731
00:47:50,112 --> 00:47:52,862
You are insane.
732
00:47:52,928 --> 00:47:55,797
If I had any idea
how insane you were...
733
00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:58,108
I would never have let you
start up with me.
734
00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:00,951
What? You seduced me!
735
00:48:03,807 --> 00:48:06,709
I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.
736
00:48:06,783 --> 00:48:08,670
Take your time. Honey.
737
00:48:12,703 --> 00:48:15,605
Your opinion of Larry
is a tribute...
738
00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:18,297
to your insensitivity
to other human beings.
739
00:48:18,367 --> 00:48:22,043
Larry would never have sex
with someone like your wife.
740
00:48:22,111 --> 00:48:26,747
I'm not worried about sex. I'm worried
about them having a relationship.
741
00:48:26,814 --> 00:48:28,636
You've ruined my life.
742
00:48:28,702 --> 00:48:31,287
And you are jeopardizing
my new job here...
743
00:48:31,358 --> 00:48:34,205
as assistant manager
of this department...
744
00:48:34,269 --> 00:48:38,459
so if you'd like a private consultation.
please call for an appointment.
745
00:48:38,525 --> 00:48:41,754
And if you ever come here
and upset me again...
746
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:45,682
I will have the security guards
throw you out of the store.
747
00:48:48,412 --> 00:48:51,925
- Now. Where were we?
- Making the lips fuller.
748
00:48:51,996 --> 00:48:54,451
So I burned her underwear.
So what? I'll buy her more.
749
00:48:54,524 --> 00:48:56,182
He's sick.
He's a beast.
750
00:48:56,252 --> 00:48:58,674
How am I supposed to go anywhere
looking like this?
751
00:48:58,747 --> 00:49:00,722
In some countries.
bald is considered attractive.
752
00:49:00,796 --> 00:49:03,829
- I didn't marry you for looks anyway.
- I want a divorce.
753
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:07,095
Her and that lowlife appliance salesman
aren't getting a dime.
754
00:49:07,163 --> 00:49:11,091
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Folks.
but we're very late.
755
00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:13,781
I had no idea
your job was so dangerous.
756
00:49:13,851 --> 00:49:14,964
Why are we running?
757
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:17,555
- How about lunch?
- I'm not hungry.
758
00:49:17,627 --> 00:49:19,569
Good.
759
00:49:25,914 --> 00:49:29,111
- Fish must be so happy.
- They must be.
760
00:49:29,178 --> 00:49:32,439
They have mating rituals
like Italian operas.
761
00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:35,320
I hate to leave.
This was such a great idea.
762
00:49:35,385 --> 00:49:38,254
Let's call in sick.
Maggie can take my classes.
763
00:49:38,329 --> 00:49:40,598
- I can't call in sick.
- Then call in well.
764
00:49:40,665 --> 00:49:42,575
Tell your boss
it's too beautiful a day...
765
00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:44,504
to take notes
on other people's problems.
766
00:49:44,569 --> 00:49:47,057
I'll call for you.
You want me to?
767
00:49:47,129 --> 00:49:49,038
No. I'll call for myself.
768
00:49:53,176 --> 00:49:55,445
If the lake were
to swallow me up right now...
769
00:49:55,512 --> 00:49:58,065
I would die a happy man.
770
00:49:59,192 --> 00:50:02,006
It has been a long time
since I have been this happy too.
771
00:50:03,768 --> 00:50:05,426
Is it just me...
772
00:50:05,495 --> 00:50:08,594
or do you also have this
uncontrollable desire...
773
00:50:08,664 --> 00:50:10,518
to put our lips together?
774
00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,793
We can't.
775
00:50:15,863 --> 00:50:18,099
You're right.
We can't.
776
00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:20,977
Why can't we?
777
00:50:23,415 --> 00:50:25,967
Have you ever cheated on Tish?
778
00:50:26,038 --> 00:50:27,948
Once...
779
00:50:28,022 --> 00:50:29,647
in Monopoly.
780
00:50:29,718 --> 00:50:32,751
I stole all her good properties
while she was doing her nails.
781
00:50:33,781 --> 00:50:36,650
- How about you?
- A Catholic schoolgirl?
782
00:50:36,725 --> 00:50:38,219
- Yeah.
- No.
783
00:50:40,373 --> 00:50:41,900
So what will happen to us?
784
00:50:43,381 --> 00:50:46,697
Well. We could be lovers
or we could be friends.
785
00:50:46,772 --> 00:50:49,194
We are friends.
786
00:50:49,269 --> 00:50:50,479
If we are lovers...
787
00:50:50,549 --> 00:50:52,654
we have to lie.
788
00:50:52,725 --> 00:50:54,350
I don't think I can do that.
789
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:57,290
Yeah. Me either.
790
00:50:57,364 --> 00:51:00,331
Could we make love once and then
never see each other again?
791
00:51:07,539 --> 00:51:08,913
Friends then.
792
00:51:08,979 --> 00:51:11,947
Very special friends.
793
00:51:12,019 --> 00:51:14,474
Tom and Tish will be
insane with jealousy.
794
00:51:14,547 --> 00:51:17,297
So what? Who cares?
We're gonna be innocent.
795
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:21,233
We'll be this great couple.
Years from now...
796
00:51:21,299 --> 00:51:23,535
we'll be in the
Guinness Book of Records.
797
00:51:23,602 --> 00:51:27,377
"Twenty years." people will say.
"and they never had sex."
798
00:51:27,442 --> 00:51:29,831
"You're kidding me."
"No. It's true."
799
00:51:30,866 --> 00:51:34,957
And all those years.
I'll be dreaming of kissing you.
800
00:51:35,985 --> 00:51:38,855
With tongue or without?
801
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,777
How about just one?
802
00:51:41,841 --> 00:51:44,710
Friends. Remember.
803
00:51:44,785 --> 00:51:47,086
What do you do on the weekend?
804
00:51:47,153 --> 00:51:49,935
I spend as much time
as I can with Chloe.
805
00:51:50,001 --> 00:51:52,139
Tom loves to go
to restaurants he cannot afford...
806
00:51:52,208 --> 00:51:55,339
then complains
all through dinner.
807
00:51:55,408 --> 00:51:56,870
- Bye.
- Bye.
808
00:52:00,175 --> 00:52:02,030
Let's pretend
to meet at a restaurant.
809
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:08,775
- Saturday night?
- I'll bring my father.
810
00:52:11,343 --> 00:52:13,197
Mario's. 9:00.
811
00:52:16,590 --> 00:52:18,052
Did you let it breathe?
812
00:52:18,127 --> 00:52:20,396
Sir. I personally gave it
mouth-to-mouth.
813
00:52:26,350 --> 00:52:28,324
Excellent.
814
00:52:28,397 --> 00:52:30,186
Does anyone ever send it back?
815
00:52:30,254 --> 00:52:32,109
Not the house wine. Sir.
816
00:52:42,573 --> 00:52:44,744
Look who's here.
817
00:52:44,812 --> 00:52:47,365
Hey. Iook who's here.
What a coincidence.
818
00:52:47,437 --> 00:52:48,614
Hi.
819
00:52:48,684 --> 00:52:52,067
- Come join us.
- Yes. By all means.
820
00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:54,506
Really? What do you think?
That'd be fun.
821
00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,001
What do you say?
That would be great.
822
00:52:59,531 --> 00:53:01,866
I've always wanted
to come here.
823
00:53:01,932 --> 00:53:04,037
Are those children's portions?
824
00:53:04,108 --> 00:53:06,213
The flowers are bigger
than the food.
825
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,974
Can we get more wine. Please?
826
00:53:08,043 --> 00:53:12,418
Look at all these self-satisfied
pigs stuffing themselves.
827
00:53:12,491 --> 00:53:13,473
People are starving.
828
00:53:14,474 --> 00:53:17,441
I wish someone with an Uzi
would walk in here...
829
00:53:17,514 --> 00:53:19,456
and take all this jewelry
everyone's showing off.
830
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:22,377
They're just symbols
of a sick society.
831
00:53:22,442 --> 00:53:24,963
Hey. I started out pumping gas
when I was your age.
832
00:53:25,034 --> 00:53:26,888
Now I own
my own string of stations.
833
00:53:26,953 --> 00:53:29,375
That could only happen
in this society.
834
00:53:29,450 --> 00:53:31,588
Please make them stop. Larry.
835
00:53:31,657 --> 00:53:34,407
I think everybody's entitled
to their opinion. Don't you. Edie?
836
00:53:34,474 --> 00:53:36,743
Oh. Yes.
As long as they agree with mine.
837
00:53:44,041 --> 00:53:45,928
So how do you like this wine. Vince?
838
00:53:45,993 --> 00:53:49,222
I'd rather have a case of the clap
than a case of this wine.
839
00:53:49,288 --> 00:53:50,881
Pop...
840
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,993
- See these prices here?
- I think Phil would've wanted you...
841
00:53:57,063 --> 00:53:59,202
to take us all to dinner.
842
00:53:59,272 --> 00:54:02,338
I think Phil would have wanted
you and me to split it.
843
00:54:05,511 --> 00:54:07,202
- To Phil.
- Yeah.
844
00:54:07,271 --> 00:54:08,864
- To Phil.
- To Phil.
845
00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,364
Excuse me.
846
00:54:21,638 --> 00:54:23,907
- What's wrong with her?
- I don't know.
847
00:54:23,974 --> 00:54:27,967
- She went to the ladies' room. I'll go.
- No. Mama. I'll go.
848
00:54:41,572 --> 00:54:43,645
- Open up.
- Go away.
849
00:54:43,717 --> 00:54:45,724
Come on. Let me in.
850
00:54:45,797 --> 00:54:48,066
Please. Leave me alone.
851
00:54:53,572 --> 00:54:56,867
You bought him those terrible
boxer shorts. Didn't you?
852
00:54:56,931 --> 00:55:00,314
I didn't mean anything by it.
It was just a joke.
853
00:55:01,476 --> 00:55:04,575
Tom said you were having an affair.
but I didn't believe him...
854
00:55:04,644 --> 00:55:07,327
until I saw the way
you looked at each other.
855
00:55:08,611 --> 00:55:10,683
We're not having an affair.
856
00:55:10,755 --> 00:55:14,017
We have been playing a little game
to get back at you and Tom.
857
00:55:15,011 --> 00:55:18,306
It's just gone too far.
I'm sorry.
858
00:55:18,370 --> 00:55:21,185
She's so nice.
859
00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,160
She's so nice.
860
00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:31,481
- Go get us some ice cream.
- But I don't want to miss anything.
861
00:55:31,553 --> 00:55:34,106
- Ice cream!
- Please get us some ice cream. Mitch.
862
00:55:34,177 --> 00:55:35,322
Don't talk to him like that.
863
00:55:39,713 --> 00:55:41,240
Tish. Wait a minute.
864
00:55:41,313 --> 00:55:43,582
- Son?
- What?
865
00:55:43,649 --> 00:55:46,234
- Are you bedding that woman?
- Tish?
866
00:55:46,304 --> 00:55:49,119
I hope you're bedding your own wife.
No. The other one. Maria.
867
00:55:49,184 --> 00:55:51,802
- No. Pop. I'm not.
- You sure as hell act like it.
868
00:55:51,872 --> 00:55:54,971
- Both of you.
- Well. I'm not. We're just friends.
869
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,949
Well. Then.
get your house in order.
870
00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:59,577
Pop. If you don't stop
bossing people around...
871
00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:02,233
You know that tall building over there?
It's called the Hilton.
872
00:56:05,503 --> 00:56:08,602
Tish. Come on. Sweetheart.
873
00:56:08,672 --> 00:56:11,639
Tish. Come on.
You're making a big deal out of nothing.
874
00:56:11,711 --> 00:56:14,045
Tish. Open up.
875
00:56:14,111 --> 00:56:15,998
Come on. Sweetheart.
876
00:56:16,063 --> 00:56:18,932
You're not doing anything
stupid in there. Are you?
877
00:56:24,766 --> 00:56:27,133
We haven't seen this outfit
for a while. Have we?
878
00:56:29,246 --> 00:56:31,864
You're sure you don't want to
talk about this. Huh?
879
00:56:31,934 --> 00:56:33,046
Guess not.
880
00:56:35,165 --> 00:56:37,107
Phil? Oh. God.
881
00:56:37,181 --> 00:56:39,515
What's happening?
882
00:56:42,013 --> 00:56:43,802
What?
883
00:56:43,869 --> 00:56:46,138
Oh. Great. You think I'm too young
to talk about sex?
884
00:56:46,205 --> 00:56:48,823
Is that it?
You know. I've had sex.
885
00:56:48,892 --> 00:56:51,575
- Yeah. Sure you have.
- I have.
886
00:56:51,644 --> 00:56:54,099
She was 300 pounds.
887
00:56:54,172 --> 00:56:58,907
When I was on top of her. I was so high
my arms and legs didn't touch the bed.
888
00:56:58,972 --> 00:57:01,721
And when she breathed. I flew up
and down like I was on a trampoline.
889
00:57:03,836 --> 00:57:06,356
Why the hell do you
make up all this nonsense?
890
00:57:06,427 --> 00:57:09,427
I'm a multimedia artist.
That's what I do... make up nonsense.
891
00:57:15,067 --> 00:57:16,822
Do you still have sex?
892
00:57:16,891 --> 00:57:19,443
Rarely.
893
00:57:19,514 --> 00:57:22,809
- Do you miss it?
- Yeah. Oh. God.
894
00:57:22,875 --> 00:57:24,401
Then why don't you have it?
895
00:57:27,387 --> 00:57:29,842
I've just been thinking the same thing.
896
00:57:44,921 --> 00:57:46,579
Smile.
897
00:57:46,649 --> 00:57:47,576
Good.
898
00:57:47,641 --> 00:57:51,864
Welcome to Weddingland. And which
joyous event will you be attending?
899
00:57:54,072 --> 00:57:57,585
The Crystal Gazebo.
A right. Then a left.
900
00:57:57,656 --> 00:57:59,827
Dusty. Will you take them?
901
00:58:04,312 --> 00:58:05,741
The Pink Rose Chapel.
902
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,987
Isn't it romantic
903
00:58:08,056 --> 00:58:11,471
Music in the night
A dream that can be heard
904
00:58:11,544 --> 00:58:13,845
Isn't it romantic
905
00:58:13,911 --> 00:58:17,773
Morning shadows write
the oldest magic word
906
00:58:17,847 --> 00:58:19,374
Give me a kiss.
907
00:58:24,662 --> 00:58:27,117
Let me see the gut.
Let me see the gut.
908
00:58:27,190 --> 00:58:29,711
No X-rated pictures.
you bad boy.
909
00:58:29,782 --> 00:58:32,717
Weddings are joyful occasions.
910
00:58:32,790 --> 00:58:35,986
- They're pagan rituals.
- He's got it under control.
911
00:58:36,053 --> 00:58:38,060
- Dad. I had the shot.
- I know.
912
00:58:39,893 --> 00:58:41,933
How are you?
913
00:58:42,006 --> 00:58:44,111
Is that a dress
you wear to a wedding?
914
00:58:44,182 --> 00:58:46,353
I made it.
My own design.
915
00:58:46,421 --> 00:58:48,014
- See you later.
- Bye.
916
00:58:49,045 --> 00:58:51,597
That's a dress you wear
to a hooker's wedding.
917
00:58:51,668 --> 00:58:54,483
- Good to see you again. Edie.
- Hi. Vince.
918
00:58:54,548 --> 00:58:56,075
How do you do?
919
00:59:27,123 --> 00:59:28,432
Mr. D... how are you?
920
00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:42,765
A time for love
921
00:59:50,897 --> 00:59:53,035
It's too loud.
922
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,121
That is a beautiful dress.
923
00:59:59,057 --> 01:00:02,220
- Here's looking at you. Kid.
- Weddings really turn me on.
924
01:00:06,512 --> 01:00:09,326
Music going all the time.
Fantastic.
925
01:00:09,392 --> 01:00:10,602
I can't live without music.
926
01:00:10,672 --> 01:00:12,908
Look at her.
927
01:00:12,975 --> 01:00:16,204
Look at her. It's not enough
she killed the first one.
928
01:00:16,271 --> 01:00:19,751
Now she's out to kill
the brother too.
929
01:00:19,823 --> 01:00:21,928
The kiss of death.
930
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:26,376
You're a sight for sore eyes.
You know that. Don't you?
931
01:00:27,663 --> 01:00:31,208
I'm an old. Ionely woman.
My life is over.
932
01:00:31,278 --> 01:00:33,700
I try to be a good grandmother now.
933
01:00:33,775 --> 01:00:36,196
I'm thinking of making jam.
934
01:00:36,270 --> 01:00:37,993
I like your shoes.
935
01:00:38,062 --> 01:00:40,451
It shows off your bubble gum toes.
936
01:00:41,486 --> 01:00:43,373
What was I saying?
937
01:00:43,437 --> 01:00:45,892
Giving me that crap
about being old.
938
01:00:49,038 --> 01:00:51,209
Ladies and gentlemen,
at this time...
939
01:00:51,277 --> 01:00:54,855
we're so happy to bring up to the
dance floor for their first dance...
940
01:00:54,925 --> 01:00:58,536
Mr. And Mrs. Dean Kozinski.
941
01:00:58,604 --> 01:01:02,827
See the stone set in your eyes
942
01:01:02,892 --> 01:01:06,405
See the thorn twist in your side
943
01:01:09,164 --> 01:01:11,433
- Dance with me.
- Sure.
944
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,874
What?
945
01:01:14,092 --> 01:01:16,645
- Somebody dance with me.
- Sure.
946
01:01:16,716 --> 01:01:18,276
What are you doing?
947
01:01:21,932 --> 01:01:23,841
And you give
948
01:01:23,915 --> 01:01:25,824
And you give
949
01:01:25,899 --> 01:01:29,576
And you give yourself away
950
01:01:29,643 --> 01:01:32,774
With or without you
951
01:01:34,122 --> 01:01:36,839
With or without you
952
01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:41,409
I can't live
953
01:01:42,442 --> 01:01:45,638
With or without you
954
01:01:50,218 --> 01:01:52,389
Go dance with your wife.
955
01:02:12,584 --> 01:02:14,755
Why don't we go for a walk?
956
01:02:29,511 --> 01:02:31,780
The marriage business
is sure booming.
957
01:02:32,934 --> 01:02:34,789
Business is right.
958
01:02:42,469 --> 01:02:44,324
Would you and your wife
like a piece of cake?
959
01:02:44,389 --> 01:02:47,040
Thank you.
But she's not my wife.
960
01:02:47,110 --> 01:02:49,827
In that case.
can I have your phone number?
961
01:02:49,893 --> 01:02:51,802
- What are you doing?
- Congratulations.
962
01:02:51,877 --> 01:02:53,404
Thank you. Kidding.
963
01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:57,987
What do you think we would
be like as a married couple?
964
01:02:58,053 --> 01:03:00,322
Horrendous. Awful.
965
01:03:00,389 --> 01:03:03,171
Sure. At first you'd find me
witty. Charming.
966
01:03:03,236 --> 01:03:06,203
Fall in love with those cute sounds
I make in the morning.
967
01:03:06,276 --> 01:03:09,123
But then in about three months you'd
want to smother me with a pillow...
968
01:03:09,188 --> 01:03:11,098
'cause I talk too much.
969
01:03:11,172 --> 01:03:12,633
I love our talks.
970
01:03:12,708 --> 01:03:15,228
We talk now 'cause we're not married.
971
01:03:17,828 --> 01:03:19,999
- They're in love!
- They're not in love.
972
01:03:20,067 --> 01:03:21,529
They are.
973
01:03:21,603 --> 01:03:24,538
And it's our fault.
I'm out.
974
01:03:24,611 --> 01:03:26,912
They're not in love.
Here.
975
01:03:26,978 --> 01:03:29,499
Have some of mine.
976
01:03:29,571 --> 01:03:32,254
Why are you being so nice to me?
To make them jealous. Right?
977
01:03:32,323 --> 01:03:34,494
I've always been nice to you.
978
01:03:35,586 --> 01:03:38,553
- Never.
- Then how come you had sex with me?
979
01:03:39,586 --> 01:03:43,066
I thought you were intelligent
and going somewhere with your life.
980
01:03:43,138 --> 01:03:45,472
But I've had cause to reconsider
my first opinion.
981
01:03:45,538 --> 01:03:48,287
I'm goin' somewhere. You think
I'm gonna sell Subarus forever.
982
01:03:48,353 --> 01:03:50,044
Plus. I have a lot
of deep thoughts.
983
01:03:50,977 --> 01:03:54,424
I just have a hard time
talkin' to women.
984
01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:56,352
You're talking to me.
985
01:03:57,377 --> 01:03:59,646
You're different.
986
01:03:59,713 --> 01:04:00,662
How?
987
01:04:00,736 --> 01:04:02,776
I don't know. Different.
988
01:04:03,872 --> 01:04:05,727
Different than Maria.
989
01:04:12,032 --> 01:04:14,814
Maria's too good for me.
990
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:21,015
If Larry got a good job
and stopped playing that trumpet...
991
01:04:21,087 --> 01:04:22,614
I could be happy.
992
01:04:22,687 --> 01:04:25,240
And I wouldn't be attracted
to someone like you.
993
01:04:25,311 --> 01:04:27,166
What the hell does that mean.
someone like me?
994
01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:30,198
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The bride cuts the cake
995
01:04:30,271 --> 01:04:32,278
The bride cuts the cake
996
01:04:34,590 --> 01:04:36,729
Where the hell you been?
Where you been?
997
01:04:36,799 --> 01:04:38,937
- Where the hell's my wife?
- Tom. You're drunk.
998
01:04:39,006 --> 01:04:41,461
Where's Maria? Have you seen her?
Don't worry about it.
999
01:04:41,534 --> 01:04:43,771
Come watch them cut the cake.
1000
01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:46,740
- That's an idea.
- Stop. Tom. Stop.
1001
01:04:55,517 --> 01:04:57,077
Mama. The cake!
1002
01:04:57,149 --> 01:04:59,059
I know. Hon. Don't...
1003
01:04:59,132 --> 01:05:01,653
Mama. Will you open the door?
1004
01:05:01,725 --> 01:05:03,579
You go straight.
1005
01:05:14,396 --> 01:05:17,363
Sweetheart. Are you going
to be sick again?
1006
01:05:18,395 --> 01:05:19,922
Lie still. Dear.
1007
01:05:20,763 --> 01:05:22,552
I'll get a Hefty bag.
1008
01:05:23,099 --> 01:05:24,954
Can I use a phone
to call a cab?
1009
01:05:25,019 --> 01:05:26,874
Don't be ridiculous.
Take my car.
1010
01:05:26,939 --> 01:05:29,656
I'll stay here tonight.
You can bring it back tomorrow...
1011
01:05:29,723 --> 01:05:31,927
with a full tank of gas.
1012
01:05:31,995 --> 01:05:34,100
I'll bring it back tomorrow
on one condition...
1013
01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:36,025
pick you up to have dinner.
1014
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,025
We are not compatible.
1015
01:05:39,098 --> 01:05:41,170
Come on. Dinner.
1016
01:05:41,242 --> 01:05:42,616
On me.
1017
01:05:44,986 --> 01:05:46,447
All right.
1018
01:05:46,521 --> 01:05:49,816
- You made an old man very happy.
- You are not so old.
1019
01:05:49,882 --> 01:05:51,987
Yeah. I know.
and I'm not so happy.
1020
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,862
He'll be fine.
1021
01:06:10,936 --> 01:06:13,205
This is so crazy.
We haven't done anything.
1022
01:06:13,272 --> 01:06:15,094
They think we have.
1023
01:06:23,383 --> 01:06:24,976
We have to stop.
1024
01:06:25,047 --> 01:06:26,422
I know.
1025
01:06:28,152 --> 01:06:30,256
It's so unfair.
1026
01:06:30,326 --> 01:06:32,498
You've become my best friend.
1027
01:06:36,727 --> 01:06:39,116
Don't you know.
married men and women...
1028
01:06:39,190 --> 01:06:42,190
are only allowed to be
close friends in large groups?
1029
01:06:46,230 --> 01:06:47,757
For Tish.
1030
01:06:57,365 --> 01:06:59,220
I'm gonna miss you.
1031
01:07:08,596 --> 01:07:11,596
- Mitch. Don't do that.
- It's so cool.
1032
01:07:11,668 --> 01:07:13,457
Just don't.
1033
01:07:13,524 --> 01:07:15,378
Feeling better?
1034
01:07:15,444 --> 01:07:17,778
Do you want me to leave?
1035
01:07:19,699 --> 01:07:22,449
I will if you want me to.
1036
01:07:22,515 --> 01:07:25,548
I've always liked you so much.
1037
01:07:25,619 --> 01:07:28,499
I like you too.
1038
01:07:29,106 --> 01:07:31,692
I was almost unfaithful
to your father once.
1039
01:07:31,762 --> 01:07:33,551
I knew this was coming.
1040
01:07:33,618 --> 01:07:35,341
He was a barber.
1041
01:07:35,410 --> 01:07:38,377
He looked just like John Forsythe.
only bald.
1042
01:07:38,450 --> 01:07:39,977
And Italian.
1043
01:07:41,298 --> 01:07:44,593
- I'm not sleeping with Larry.
- But you are thinking about it.
1044
01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:48,361
He makes me feel good.
We talk. We walk. We have fun.
1045
01:07:48,433 --> 01:07:50,059
What's so wrong?
1046
01:07:50,129 --> 01:07:52,649
This walk you are taking
is right into quicksand.
1047
01:07:52,721 --> 01:07:54,957
I haven't been happy
with Tom in a long time.
1048
01:07:55,536 --> 01:07:57,391
Who says you are supposed
to be happy?
1049
01:07:57,456 --> 01:07:58,950
Oh. Excuse me.
1050
01:07:59,024 --> 01:08:01,391
I dare to want to be happy.
1051
01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:05,732
As my mother used to say...
1052
01:08:08,496 --> 01:08:11,049
Why must my problems always
have to be solved with proverbs?
1053
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:14,022
- You've a nice home. Beautiful child.
- An unfaithful husband.
1054
01:08:14,096 --> 01:08:16,430
Doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
It just means he's stupid.
1055
01:08:16,496 --> 01:08:21,547
I think Tom wanted to get caught
because he's unhappy too.
1056
01:08:21,615 --> 01:08:24,430
Maria. I just want to
ask you a question...
1057
01:08:24,495 --> 01:08:27,756
and then I'll shut up
and mind my own business.
1058
01:08:27,822 --> 01:08:31,913
Are you ready to change your life
and the life of those close to you...
1059
01:08:31,982 --> 01:08:33,837
for a dance teacher?
1060
01:08:35,439 --> 01:08:37,544
Until you are sure...
1061
01:08:37,615 --> 01:08:40,003
don't do anything you'll regret.
1062
01:09:29,002 --> 01:09:30,791
Sorry.
1063
01:10:02,825 --> 01:10:04,199
Don't move!
1064
01:11:40,226 --> 01:11:42,015
Oak Lane?
1065
01:11:42,082 --> 01:11:44,569
'Round the bend.
1066
01:11:44,642 --> 01:11:46,016
Are you happy?
1067
01:11:46,082 --> 01:11:47,772
About what?
1068
01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:06,396
We'd like to rent
one of your cottages. Please.
1069
01:12:06,465 --> 01:12:08,253
For how long?
1070
01:12:12,224 --> 01:12:14,013
Just for the afternoon.
Thanks.
1071
01:12:17,024 --> 01:12:18,453
It's nice.
1072
01:12:34,686 --> 01:12:38,483
Fireplace works. No room service but
the caf� off the highway delivers.
1073
01:12:38,559 --> 01:12:40,763
Menu's by the phone.
1074
01:12:40,831 --> 01:12:43,645
And yes. The paintings
are for sale.
1075
01:12:48,446 --> 01:12:49,973
I love it.
1076
01:12:52,221 --> 01:12:53,596
Nervous?
1077
01:12:56,221 --> 01:12:57,595
Me too.
1078
01:13:10,237 --> 01:13:12,822
Oh. Shit.
We broke the lamp.
1079
01:13:17,563 --> 01:13:20,378
I wanted to do something like that
my entire life.
1080
01:13:23,451 --> 01:13:25,623
Look. Your lip's bleeding.
1081
01:13:28,219 --> 01:13:30,074
I bit my lip.
1082
01:13:31,195 --> 01:13:32,569
Round three?
1083
01:14:40,630 --> 01:14:42,964
What's this?
1084
01:14:43,030 --> 01:14:45,070
They're all yours. Mitchie.
1085
01:14:45,142 --> 01:14:46,837
I'm goin' for the real thing.
1086
01:14:51,061 --> 01:14:52,849
Samurai hairstylist.
1087
01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:57,107
I sure as hell hope you know
what you're doing.
1088
01:15:00,212 --> 01:15:02,830
I don't know why
I'm letting you do this.
1089
01:15:54,865 --> 01:15:56,752
Mandarin egg rolls...
1090
01:15:56,816 --> 01:15:58,310
shrimp cocktail...
1091
01:15:58,384 --> 01:16:00,555
turkey club sandwich...
1092
01:16:00,624 --> 01:16:02,795
and lox with scrambled eggs.
1093
01:16:02,864 --> 01:16:04,719
And a chocolate cake.
1094
01:16:04,784 --> 01:16:06,442
So what do you want?
1095
01:16:07,472 --> 01:16:09,894
- French fries.
- And French fries. Please.
1096
01:16:09,967 --> 01:16:11,822
- Lots of ketchup.
- Lots of ketchup.
1097
01:16:11,887 --> 01:16:14,221
Wait. Do you have any champagne?
1098
01:16:15,248 --> 01:16:17,898
Great. And please hurry.
1099
01:16:17,967 --> 01:16:19,494
Thank you.
1100
01:16:22,671 --> 01:16:24,198
That was quick.
1101
01:16:26,126 --> 01:16:28,941
It's the maid.
Would you like the bed turned down?
1102
01:16:29,999 --> 01:16:31,525
No thank you.
1103
01:16:35,565 --> 01:16:37,507
I better call home.
1104
01:16:37,582 --> 01:16:39,884
Closer.
1105
01:16:39,950 --> 01:16:41,859
Closer still.
1106
01:16:48,685 --> 01:16:50,856
I'll be with her
till Tom gets home.
1107
01:16:50,924 --> 01:16:52,451
Don't worry.
Where are you?
1108
01:16:53,517 --> 01:16:55,556
Can I speak to Chloe. Mama?
1109
01:16:57,581 --> 01:17:00,199
Hi. Sweetheart.
How was school today?
1110
01:17:01,740 --> 01:17:05,187
Leonard Pierson scratched you?
This is awful.
1111
01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:07,115
Are you all right?
1112
01:17:08,459 --> 01:17:10,631
I'm gonna be home
a little late tonight.
1113
01:17:11,980 --> 01:17:13,441
Why?
1114
01:17:13,515 --> 01:17:17,093
I'm seeing some friends.
but I'll be home to kiss you good night.
1115
01:17:19,595 --> 01:17:21,962
Be a good girl for Daddy.
1116
01:17:22,027 --> 01:17:23,882
I love you.
1117
01:17:29,259 --> 01:17:31,430
I had to lie to my daughter.
1118
01:18:29,895 --> 01:18:32,448
I'll bet this one is the first one
she ever sold.
1119
01:18:34,439 --> 01:18:36,348
It's late.
1120
01:18:36,422 --> 01:18:38,494
I'm sorry I fell asleep.
1121
01:18:38,566 --> 01:18:40,421
I fell asleep too.
1122
01:18:41,446 --> 01:18:45,374
Does falling asleep mean we've
got each other out of our system?
1123
01:18:47,141 --> 01:18:49,563
It means we were both tired.
1124
01:18:56,101 --> 01:18:57,628
I'd better go.
1125
01:18:58,789 --> 01:19:00,644
I'll call you tomorrow.
1126
01:20:25,183 --> 01:20:27,605
Your office called.
1127
01:20:27,678 --> 01:20:30,133
You called in sick. So they wanted
to know if you were all right.
1128
01:20:31,391 --> 01:20:33,692
Are you all right?
1129
01:20:35,135 --> 01:20:38,746
If I hadn't acted like an idiot.
would this have happened?
1130
01:20:38,814 --> 01:20:40,854
You were just being you.
1131
01:20:43,934 --> 01:20:47,000
A man thinks he has to prove himself
by being with a lot of women...
1132
01:20:48,637 --> 01:20:50,971
If you're gonna tell me
about your infidelities...
1133
01:20:51,037 --> 01:20:52,892
I will have to leave you forever.
1134
01:21:04,508 --> 01:21:06,897
Chloe's teacher would like
to talk to you.
1135
01:21:15,931 --> 01:21:17,557
Are you in love with him?
1136
01:21:21,724 --> 01:21:24,179
If I am. I'll get over it.
1137
01:21:27,579 --> 01:21:30,132
We were in love
once upon a time.
1138
01:21:30,203 --> 01:21:31,730
We got over it.
1139
01:22:10,872 --> 01:22:13,239
You go near my wife again...
1140
01:22:13,304 --> 01:22:15,159
and I'll kill you.
1141
01:22:27,510 --> 01:22:29,877
Hey. Pop.
What's the matter?
1142
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:33,902
My brother Phil just called me
from the grave.
1143
01:22:33,974 --> 01:22:37,367
Said to stay away from Edie
or he'd kill me.
1144
01:22:38,742 --> 01:22:41,109
You were dreaming. Pop.
1145
01:22:42,774 --> 01:22:44,748
She doesn't want me anyway.
1146
01:22:44,822 --> 01:22:46,927
Doesn't think we're compatible.
1147
01:22:46,998 --> 01:22:49,780
No. Don't do that.
Let me make you breakfast.
1148
01:22:55,733 --> 01:22:59,028
I'm not leaving 'cause
I'm angry or mad or anything.
1149
01:23:01,077 --> 01:23:03,532
I want you to be free
to make up your mind.
1150
01:23:04,148 --> 01:23:07,312
- Where you going?
- My mom's.
1151
01:23:07,380 --> 01:23:09,868
I'll have the rest of my clothes
picked up later.
1152
01:23:10,836 --> 01:23:13,225
Your mother gives you hives.
What are you doing?
1153
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:16,114
Not this time.
It's time I face up to her.
1154
01:23:17,620 --> 01:23:19,692
See. I'm not as dumb as you think.
1155
01:23:19,763 --> 01:23:21,770
I think you're the smartest person
around here.
1156
01:23:21,843 --> 01:23:24,331
Wait a minute.
Shouldn't we be talking about this?
1157
01:23:24,404 --> 01:23:27,371
- I've made up my mind.
- At least let me help you here.
1158
01:23:27,443 --> 01:23:29,548
You can help me get a cab.
1159
01:23:34,835 --> 01:23:36,689
So how did your big date go
last night?
1160
01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:40,457
Can you keep a secret?
1161
01:23:41,650 --> 01:23:42,828
Yeah. Sure.
1162
01:23:43,538 --> 01:23:44,716
So can I.
1163
01:23:52,178 --> 01:23:53,006
You...
1164
01:23:55,857 --> 01:23:57,384
Mrs. Davidow. Hello.
1165
01:23:57,457 --> 01:24:00,042
Hello. Mrs. Hardy.
Good morning. Chloe.
1166
01:24:00,113 --> 01:24:03,528
- Did you want to talk to me?
- Would you take over for a while?
1167
01:24:04,817 --> 01:24:07,184
I am concerned about Chloe's arm.
She has a scratch...
1168
01:24:07,248 --> 01:24:10,510
- Excuse me.
- She said Leonard Pierson did it.
1169
01:24:10,577 --> 01:24:13,740
You know. It's time for us to do
some serious sharing...
1170
01:24:13,808 --> 01:24:16,459
and interfacing about Chloe.
Mrs. Hardy.
1171
01:24:16,528 --> 01:24:18,895
Can I offer you a cup of decaf?
1172
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:21,164
So what do you think?
Is this beautiful?
1173
01:24:21,232 --> 01:24:23,653
Isn't it great?
Leather. The whole thing.
1174
01:24:23,727 --> 01:24:26,378
What do you say we go for a ride?
I'll go grab the keys.
1175
01:24:26,447 --> 01:24:29,229
Come on. I'll get the keys.
I'll be right back.
1176
01:24:29,295 --> 01:24:31,434
This is it. I can feel it.
I can smell it.
1177
01:24:31,503 --> 01:24:33,924
I'm taking them for
a test drive. I know it.
1178
01:24:33,999 --> 01:24:36,366
I sell this Beamer.
I'm off to Vegas. I got 'em.
1179
01:24:36,431 --> 01:24:38,219
I got 'em. Got 'em. Got 'em!
1180
01:24:43,694 --> 01:24:46,115
Oh. My God! My God!
1181
01:24:51,150 --> 01:24:55,885
Mel. Can you open up that window?
I wanna take the 750 for a test drive.
1182
01:24:55,950 --> 01:24:58,535
- Can I tantalize you with something?
- I'm here to see Tom.
1183
01:24:58,605 --> 01:25:00,744
A mistake.
but I'll be right back.
1184
01:25:06,637 --> 01:25:09,985
So. You're finally buying a car.
1185
01:25:12,269 --> 01:25:13,643
Thinking about it.
1186
01:25:13,708 --> 01:25:17,188
I'll see you later. Be right back.
Got it definitely under control.
1187
01:25:20,971 --> 01:25:22,400
I left Larry.
1188
01:25:25,196 --> 01:25:29,222
Are you crazy?
You stupid shit!
1189
01:25:29,867 --> 01:25:32,714
- That was really great.
- It was great.
1190
01:25:32,779 --> 01:25:36,773
- It wasn't so great.
- What? It was great.
1191
01:25:36,843 --> 01:25:38,501
No. It was different.
1192
01:25:38,571 --> 01:25:40,393
Well...
1193
01:25:40,459 --> 01:25:42,499
it's different in a bed.
1194
01:25:43,530 --> 01:25:45,603
It's not the bed.
It's different.
1195
01:25:46,986 --> 01:25:48,196
You're different.
1196
01:25:50,569 --> 01:25:53,439
Well. It's different
now that you're...
1197
01:25:54,569 --> 01:25:57,885
- Now that I'm what?
- Now that you're...
1198
01:25:57,961 --> 01:26:00,263
on your own.
1199
01:26:00,329 --> 01:26:01,856
Oh. My God.
1200
01:26:03,081 --> 01:26:04,936
I just realized something.
1201
01:26:05,961 --> 01:26:08,579
You're one of those men who can only
do this because you're married.
1202
01:26:08,649 --> 01:26:10,209
You're not interested in anyone...
1203
01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:12,963
- You'd have to be responsible to.
- Calm down.
1204
01:26:13,032 --> 01:26:15,967
I'm up for a new position
in the fashion office.
1205
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:19,618
I took time out today
because I thought that maybe you...
1206
01:26:19,688 --> 01:26:22,502
- You thought that maybe I'd what?
- Nothing.
1207
01:26:22,568 --> 01:26:25,950
- There's a run in my pantyhose!
- What's the matter with you?
1208
01:26:26,024 --> 01:26:28,413
I'm being tested and...
1209
01:26:28,487 --> 01:26:31,422
punished for my stupidity!
1210
01:26:31,495 --> 01:26:33,349
I deserve this.
1211
01:26:44,678 --> 01:26:46,652
She looks much better.
1212
01:26:46,726 --> 01:26:49,246
Hey. What a great surprise.
1213
01:26:49,318 --> 01:26:52,515
I had no idea how much
I loved sanding.
1214
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:54,491
Is sandpapering going to be
your next job?
1215
01:26:54,566 --> 01:26:59,999
I don't think so. I was thinking
you and me should open a restaurant.
1216
01:27:01,029 --> 01:27:02,523
Do you cook?
1217
01:27:02,597 --> 01:27:04,768
No. But I do dishes.
1218
01:27:06,308 --> 01:27:07,934
A restaurant? Where?
1219
01:27:08,005 --> 01:27:12,478
Somewhere we can hang a sign that says
"Gone sailing" anytime we want.
1220
01:27:13,765 --> 01:27:16,252
- And people would understand?
- Understand? Are you kidding me?
1221
01:27:16,324 --> 01:27:17,851
People will approve.
1222
01:27:19,140 --> 01:27:22,456
And what about your son. Wife?
1223
01:27:24,035 --> 01:27:27,330
Mitch goes to spend next term
with his mother in San Francisco...
1224
01:27:27,395 --> 01:27:29,054
then college.
1225
01:27:29,124 --> 01:27:30,912
Tish...
I don't know what she wants...
1226
01:27:30,979 --> 01:27:32,702
but it certainly isn't me.
1227
01:27:38,434 --> 01:27:40,539
It must be beautiful out there.
1228
01:27:45,314 --> 01:27:47,169
Does that mean you're gonna
come along?
1229
01:27:49,986 --> 01:27:52,125
Chloe has been lying...
1230
01:27:52,194 --> 01:27:54,943
about a boy attacking her...
1231
01:27:55,009 --> 01:27:57,376
when actually she has been
beating on him.
1232
01:27:58,690 --> 01:28:02,552
The teacher thinks she is
acting out her anger toward Tom.
1233
01:28:04,641 --> 01:28:08,187
The other day she put a cat
in the school dryer.
1234
01:28:10,337 --> 01:28:15,355
The teacher thinks it is 'cause
she doesn't get enough attention...
1235
01:28:15,424 --> 01:28:17,212
'cause...
1236
01:28:17,281 --> 01:28:19,647
I'm not doing a good enough job.
1237
01:28:19,712 --> 01:28:22,428
No. Now kids go through stages.
1238
01:28:30,016 --> 01:28:32,252
My husband and my daughter need me.
1239
01:28:38,431 --> 01:28:39,740
And us?
1240
01:28:41,502 --> 01:28:42,396
"Us?"
1241
01:28:43,135 --> 01:28:45,436
Well. We do what generally
people do.
1242
01:28:47,999 --> 01:28:50,267
Go on with their lives.
1243
01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:56,787
Maybe people aren't
supposed to be happy.
1244
01:28:56,861 --> 01:28:59,250
No. I don't believe that.
1245
01:29:04,285 --> 01:29:06,259
I came to say good-bye.
1246
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:07,707
I know.
1247
01:29:08,829 --> 01:29:10,683
Have you been crying?
1248
01:29:12,989 --> 01:29:14,363
I have.
1249
01:29:15,964 --> 01:29:18,331
I have been crying a lot lately.
1250
01:29:20,700 --> 01:29:23,187
Making up for all these years
I didn't.
1251
01:29:28,827 --> 01:29:30,354
I'm fine.
1252
01:29:32,347 --> 01:29:35,544
You know. I'm only sorry
we never had a chance to dance.
1253
01:29:49,658 --> 01:29:52,592
- You all gotta be crazy!
- Pop. Please. I got enough problems.
1254
01:29:52,665 --> 01:29:54,421
Go home. I'll call you.
1255
01:29:54,489 --> 01:29:57,805
Listen to me for once. If you love
that woman the way I think you do...
1256
01:29:57,881 --> 01:29:59,736
sometimes in life you gotta
fight to the death.
1257
01:29:59,801 --> 01:30:03,379
I'm familiar with this philosophy.
Attila the Hun said it first.
1258
01:30:03,449 --> 01:30:05,870
Listen to what your father
Vincent Kozinski is saying first...
1259
01:30:05,945 --> 01:30:07,952
last and always.
1260
01:30:08,024 --> 01:30:10,774
You've got only one life to live.
1261
01:30:10,841 --> 01:30:14,136
You can either make it chicken shit
or chicken salad.
1262
01:30:30,231 --> 01:30:32,141
Good chops.
1263
01:30:32,216 --> 01:30:33,971
I'm glad you like them.
1264
01:30:34,039 --> 01:30:36,308
- My favorite.
- I know.
1265
01:30:36,375 --> 01:30:37,901
Thanks.
1266
01:30:37,975 --> 01:30:39,349
You're welcome.
1267
01:30:45,751 --> 01:30:47,125
Maybe...
1268
01:30:49,718 --> 01:30:51,572
we can make love later.
1269
01:30:53,462 --> 01:30:54,574
Good.
1270
01:32:36,527 --> 01:32:37,901
Thank you.
1271
01:33:39,371 --> 01:33:43,113
Phil said there's a future in garbage.
Never thought it was my future.
1272
01:33:43,179 --> 01:33:46,440
You were very generous in your
business dealings. Very generous.
1273
01:33:46,506 --> 01:33:49,954
- Don't let it get around.
- You are not such a tough guy.
1274
01:33:51,402 --> 01:33:54,119
- Tough guy would make a pass at you.
- But not you.
1275
01:33:54,186 --> 01:33:57,764
No? I'd say. "I got this
big empty house in the country.
1276
01:33:57,834 --> 01:34:00,616
Come and visit me
and we can celebrate."
1277
01:34:00,681 --> 01:34:03,845
I'd say.
"I am too old for traveling."
1278
01:34:15,656 --> 01:34:17,183
I love you. Edie.
1279
01:34:18,728 --> 01:34:20,102
My God.
1280
01:34:37,575 --> 01:34:41,601
All right. All right.
Poor baby. Poor angel.
1281
01:34:45,862 --> 01:34:47,902
You still wanna kill people?
1282
01:34:47,974 --> 01:34:50,178
- No. They're too stupid.
- You're telling me.
1283
01:34:50,246 --> 01:34:53,541
Your grandfather's about to marry
the Bermuda Triangle.
1284
01:35:00,261 --> 01:35:02,563
That's very good. Very good.
1285
01:35:04,390 --> 01:35:05,764
God bless.
1286
01:35:09,125 --> 01:35:10,881
Hi. Vince.
1287
01:35:12,293 --> 01:35:14,049
- Father.
- Pleasure.
1288
01:35:14,117 --> 01:35:16,670
- You know my son. I'm sure.
- Nice to see you again.
1289
01:35:22,500 --> 01:35:25,118
- You're late.
- You've met Cathy. Haven't you?
1290
01:35:25,188 --> 01:35:28,057
Cathy. This is Tish.
Tish. This is Cathy.
1291
01:35:28,132 --> 01:35:29,987
It's nice to meet you.
1292
01:35:31,300 --> 01:35:33,122
What? What?
1293
01:35:33,188 --> 01:35:34,781
Start! Start!
1294
01:35:42,755 --> 01:35:44,860
It's too late.
I did it.
1295
01:35:44,931 --> 01:35:47,865
Look at those kids...
cute.
1296
01:36:20,992 --> 01:36:23,064
Here we go.
1297
01:36:50,623 --> 01:36:54,965
Vincent. Will you take this woman
to be your wife?
1298
01:36:55,038 --> 01:36:57,591
- Yeah. Can I kiss her?
- Not yet.
1299
01:36:57,662 --> 01:36:59,834
- Say "I will."
- I will.
1300
01:36:59,902 --> 01:37:03,284
Edie. Will you take this man
to be your husband?
1301
01:37:05,149 --> 01:37:06,077
I will.
1302
01:37:06,142 --> 01:37:07,483
Vincent and Edie...
1303
01:37:07,550 --> 01:37:12,056
you've made this solemn covenant of
marriage before God and this company.
1304
01:37:12,125 --> 01:37:14,296
Always follow your bliss.
1305
01:37:14,365 --> 01:37:16,569
Always follow what your heart says.
1306
01:37:16,637 --> 01:37:20,182
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
1307
01:37:20,252 --> 01:37:22,292
You may kiss the bride.
1308
01:37:33,978 --> 01:37:37,807
At this point. Ladies and gentlemen.
we need a volunteer from the audience.
1309
01:37:37,882 --> 01:37:40,751
- Somebody who will lend us a hand...
- Me. Sit.
1310
01:37:40,826 --> 01:37:42,801
or perhaps his whole body.
1311
01:37:42,873 --> 01:37:46,321
I think we have one here.
How are you. Sir? What's your name?
1312
01:37:46,393 --> 01:37:48,913
Hi. How are you?
1313
01:37:48,985 --> 01:37:51,319
Stan. We're going to ask you
to remove your jacket.
1314
01:37:51,385 --> 01:37:53,273
And Michelle will help you
off with it there.
1315
01:37:53,337 --> 01:37:55,159
Another girl in here?
1316
01:37:55,225 --> 01:37:57,265
Try not to be funnier
than the magician.
1317
01:37:57,337 --> 01:37:59,638
Just lie down.
Make yourself comfortable.
1318
01:37:59,704 --> 01:38:02,672
- We don't have to stay here long.
- I'm fine.
1319
01:38:02,744 --> 01:38:05,330
But I don't want you
to feel uncomfortable.
1320
01:38:05,400 --> 01:38:08,050
Why would I feel uncomfortable?
I'm not if you're not.
1321
01:38:12,536 --> 01:38:14,194
Easy. Boy.
Okay. Here we go.
1322
01:38:14,264 --> 01:38:16,467
- Ready?
- That's good.
1323
01:38:16,536 --> 01:38:18,804
Congratulations on your promotion.
1324
01:38:18,872 --> 01:38:21,327
It agrees with you.
You've never looked more beautiful.
1325
01:38:21,399 --> 01:38:23,887
Thank you.
I've redone the apartment.
1326
01:38:23,959 --> 01:38:26,512
It's sort of postmodern
meets the Jetsons.
1327
01:38:26,583 --> 01:38:29,485
- You should see it sometime.
- I will. I will.
1328
01:38:29,558 --> 01:38:31,249
I'm good now.
1329
01:38:32,919 --> 01:38:34,129
Don't go away.
1330
01:38:36,694 --> 01:38:38,636
- You want a drink?
- No thank you.
1331
01:38:38,710 --> 01:38:40,685
I'm gonna get a drink.
1332
01:38:42,262 --> 01:38:45,360
We're going to show you something
really puzzling.
1333
01:38:51,158 --> 01:38:54,540
- I'm sorry.
- Do you know why I married you?
1334
01:38:55,156 --> 01:38:56,782
My money?
1335
01:38:56,853 --> 01:39:00,879
Your eyes. I thought a man with
your eyes would never hurt a woman.
1336
01:39:01,844 --> 01:39:03,699
Have I?
1337
01:39:07,381 --> 01:39:08,907
Good luck. Larry.
1338
01:39:09,940 --> 01:39:11,347
Thank you.
1339
01:39:19,956 --> 01:39:23,817
What we're going to do is introduce
you to a little friend of mine...
1340
01:39:23,891 --> 01:39:25,582
Sammy the Saw.
1341
01:39:26,803 --> 01:39:30,447
You wanna go home? Good.
Let's talk to Daddy. We'll leave.
1342
01:39:30,515 --> 01:39:32,849
He didn't have that much
to begin with.
1343
01:39:37,778 --> 01:39:39,982
Hold on. Wait.
1344
01:39:40,050 --> 01:39:43,345
You know. I came this close
to having her.
1345
01:39:50,353 --> 01:39:52,044
Ready?
1346
01:39:57,585 --> 01:39:59,440
- That was fantastic.
- But we're not finished yet.
1347
01:39:59,505 --> 01:40:01,992
Put him together later on.
I wanna dance with my wife.
1348
01:40:02,064 --> 01:40:03,919
Give us a waltz.
1349
01:40:38,702 --> 01:40:40,262
They look so sweet.
1350
01:41:11,372 --> 01:41:12,997
Tell your story walking.
1351
01:41:16,619 --> 01:41:18,474
Maria. Would you dance with me?
1352
01:41:18,539 --> 01:41:21,354
- No. She won't.
- Please. Tom.
1353
01:41:24,267 --> 01:41:26,634
Well. Then how 'bout spending
the rest of your life with me?
1354
01:41:26,699 --> 01:41:30,855
- What are you talking about?
- I haven't fought for a long time...
1355
01:41:30,922 --> 01:41:33,126
but if you wanna fight.
I will fight.
1356
01:41:33,194 --> 01:41:34,536
- Please. Please.
- Fine.
1357
01:41:36,074 --> 01:41:37,503
What's going on here?
1358
01:41:37,579 --> 01:41:41,353
I'm trying to make some chicken
salad out of chicken shit here.
1359
01:41:41,418 --> 01:41:43,939
Maria. Everyone is looking.
1360
01:41:44,618 --> 01:41:47,934
Wait a minute. I've kept my part
of the bargain for Chloe's sake.
1361
01:41:48,009 --> 01:41:50,464
Maybe Chloe deserves more
than a bargain.
1362
01:41:52,137 --> 01:41:55,366
You come and get in the car with me
now or I'm leaving you for good.
1363
01:42:11,304 --> 01:42:13,540
Larry Kozinski. I would love
to dance with you.
1364
01:43:04,421 --> 01:43:07,388
- Dance! Please. Everybody dance!
- Dance!
1365
01:43:07,461 --> 01:43:09,948
I'm taking my present back.
1366
01:43:58,433 --> 01:44:00,255
- Come on. Mitch.
- Here we go.
1367
01:44:00,321 --> 01:44:02,873
- Mitch. Come on.
- Come on. Quick. We're gonna leave.
1368
01:44:02,944 --> 01:44:04,373
Come on. Please.
1369
01:44:04,449 --> 01:44:06,456
Come on. Mitch. Hurry up.
1370
01:44:07,873 --> 01:44:10,742
No. Dad.
Dad. Stop it.
1371
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:14,072
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
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