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Okay, Alex, change me back.
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Oh, but Daddy,
you look so cute as a goat.
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Let's make him eat a tin can.
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Not funny, Max. Alex, change me back.
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Okay, okay.
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Huminoza espinoza
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- We really got your goat, huh, Dad?
- Got your goat.
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That's it. You just laughed your way
into one hour of study hall, starting now.
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- Let's go.
- We didn't even...
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And that means
working on your wizard homework
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and not messing around.
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Who's laughing now, huh?
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There's something wrong with that spell.
Or maybe it's me.
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No, it's gotta be the spell. Okay.
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What are you doing
on the wizard computer?
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Yeah, we're supposed to be
doing our homework,
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not surfing the World Wide Wiz Web.
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l have to do a little shopping.
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l like to look good
when l'm doing my homework.
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Oh, this place
has the best no-trip high heels.
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No matter how high the heels are,
it's impossible to twist your ankle.
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l have to try some on.
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They were cuter on-screen.
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Oh, look, here's something for Justin.
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Check it out. Mini-dragons for sale.
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Okay, no. l'm getting out of here
because l don't wanna get involved.
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Oh, that is the cutest little dog
l've ever seen.
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Hey, boy.
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Not only is he cute,
but he's also a dragon.
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That's right,
a mythical creature and a dog combined.
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Now tell me, how many would you like?
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We're just looking.
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What would it take for me
to get you involved
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in one of these marvelous
little dragon-dogs today?
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l don't get it. ls it a dragon or is it a dog?
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lt was charmed to look like a dog
so it could exist in the real world.
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Now, beat it, kid.
l'm in the middle of a sale.
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Okay, how are we gonna have
a dragon-dog?
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Mom would totally freak out.
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Wait.
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lf you guys buy right now,
l will throw in a smoke detector,
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and a small device that cuts tomatoes.
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You mean, like a knife?
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Kid...
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Here's a roll of quarters.
Knock yourself out.
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- With what?
- The quarters.
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He seems friendly.
l bet you he's not much of a guard dog.
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- That is awesome.
- l like him. He's feisty.
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Dragon in a beagle suit,
what's the big deal?
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l'll tell you what the big deal is.
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This dog-dragon is on sale
for 5 million cubicks.
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And because you have a coupon--
Here, take that.
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--it's 20 percent off.
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Dude, you should totally get him.
He's on sale.
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Plus he'll throw in a ''tomato'' slicer.
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l'm sorry.
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l'm can't get another dog again.
No way.
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- Not after what happened with Willie.
- Wait, who's Willie?
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He's the dog we had
when you were a baby.
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Oh, no, here comes the tears.
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Or as Justin calls them, his ''allergies.''
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When l was 7, he got lost,
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and l swore
l'd never love another dog again.
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l gotta go.
My allergies are acting up, so...
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l'll take him.
Justin's gonna love me for this.
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But Justin just said
that he doesn't want a dog.
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- Trust me, Justin wants a dog.
- Trust her, Justin wants a dog.
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Here's 5 million cubicks in U.S. currency.
Oh, l know the exchange rate.
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l order from the Abercrombie and Witch
catalog all the time.
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Good.
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Your five-second warranty
just ended right now.
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Well, let's go find a cute doggie sweater
to match that cute doggie face.
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Come on. Come on, doggie.
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My dog burnt my homework.
That'll be a new one.
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Justin, you're gonna love this.
Close your eyes.
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Okay, but l'm not gonna taste anything.
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Ta-da.
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Alex, what's that dragon-dog doing here?
l told you, l don't want another pet.
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Well, l think you do,
and so did the dragon seller.
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Of course he did, he's a dragon seller.
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And besides,
what are you gonna tell Mom and Dad?
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Mom and Dad don't have to know
he's a dragon. l'll say l found a dog.
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Because it's a dog and it looks like a dog,
that barks fire.
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Okay, l appreciate
what you're trying to do for me here,
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but l can't go down this path again.
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And besides,
you know about my allergies.
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lt's crying.
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l'm allergic to sadness.
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Look, l know losing Willie
broke your heart.
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But the truth is,
he didn't run away and get lost.
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He got out because...
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Because l kind of let him out.
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lt was you?
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Mom and Dad told me
it was the pizza delivery guy.
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l haven't eaten pizza in, like, eight years.
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Don't be mad. l was 5.
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l wanted to take Willie for a walk,
and he wanted to go for a run.
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You're saying you feel guilty?
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Rarely, but yes.
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All right.
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Hey, buddy.
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That's a good boy.
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Oh, he just did that thing
with his nose like Willie did.
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Do you like your new home, boy?
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He can nod.
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Thanks, Alex. He's awesome.
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- l love a good lunch rush.
- Me too.
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l just wish everyone
wouldn't show up at once.
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What's that?
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A dog. Just a dog.
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Yeah, what's it doing here?
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l found it wandering alone
in Waverly Place.
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Lonely, looking for a home.
Looking for a half-Latino family.
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lt's destiny. We have to keep him.
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Hey, buddy. How you doing, boy?
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- Good boy. Speak.
- No, don't speak. Don't speak.
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- Why not?
- Because if he speaks, there'll be fire.
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- What?
- What?
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What Max is trying to say,
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is that he's saving his voice
for those barking-dog albums.
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He does a mean Bon Jovi.
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Well, see, he's multi-talented.
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l think we should keep him, Theresa.
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Oh, we can't keep a lost dog.
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Someone's probably out of their mind
looking for him.
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Oh, that is so true. You're right, Mom.
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And we should probably
put fliers up in the city
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so we can find its rightful owner.
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Really? But he's so cute.
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Come on, Alex.
You pick now to be responsible?
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Absolutely.
We'll scour the city for the owner.
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And on the off chance
that we come up short,
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only then can we keep the dog.
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That's very mature, Alex.
l'm proud of you.
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Oh, so that's been your plan
all along, huh?
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Play with my fragile heart
and then crush it?
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What happens
if the rightful dog owner comes along
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and sees the lost-dog sign?
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No one's gonna claim it,
because it's not lost or a dog.
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And you're the smart one?
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You're right. l'm sorry.
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l'm just a little panicked
over what happened with Willie.
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Let it go. l was 5.
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As long as he's here,
what should we call it?
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Oh, l know, here's an idea. Spot.
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No, wait, Paws.
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Patches.
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l think we should call it Dragon.
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- What? Why would we call it that?
- Yeah, why?
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Because it's a dragon.
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l swear l didn't say anything.
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lts name is right here on its tag.
lts name is Dragon.
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The name Dragon is on its tag.
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l love the name Dragon.
Good eye, Mom.
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lt's like it was meant to be.
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Okay,
let's talk about something else now.
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Hey, Charlie, can l hang one of these
found-dog signs on your stand?
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What's in it for me, sweetheart?
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Where's Charlie?
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Let's just say Charlie went to the bank
to get the candy he owes me.
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And by ''candy,'' l mean money.
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Yeah, l kind of figured that
when you said ''bank.''
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Can l hang one of these signs
on your stand?
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l'll give you a Bronxstrami Swiss on rye.
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How about a Bronxstrami Swiss
and a kiss?
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How about a Bronxstrami Swiss
and a bowl of soup?
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Cup of soup, foot-long,
no cheaping out on the cheese.
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And a meaningful hug.
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No hug. Done.
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You'll come around. They always do.
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Well, l don't know who they are,
but l'm not one of them.
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He's just like Willie.
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He likes dog treats,
squeak toys and toilet water.
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He ate a squeak toy.
That's okay, Dragon. You're still the best.
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Oh, let me get a picture of you, boy. Sit.
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This will go great in the activities chapter
of the photo album l'm putting together.
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Cute pup. What's his name?
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Dragon.
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Not because he is a dragon.
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No, because there's no such thing
as dragons.
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l should stop talking.
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- Does he fetch?
- No, he doesn't fetch.
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- You probably don't want to do that.
- Go get it, Dragon.
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Were those wings?
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Oh, yeah, good one, Frankie.
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- A dog with wings.
- Yeah.
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Dragon is just like Michael Jordan.
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Every once in a while, a superstar comes
along and elevates the whole game.
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- Why is it burnt?
- lt's not burnt.
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lt's just like toast.
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You just brush off all the black stuff,
and it's good as new, see?
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All right. lt works for now.
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But something doesn't smell right
on Waverly Place.
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You leave the borough,
you check in with me.
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That was a close call.
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We gotta train Dragon
to act like a normal dog.
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Oh, there's a cat. Go get him.
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Not you, Dragon.
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All right. Hey. Stay down.
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He did it. But it was kind of cooler
when he would--
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Don't say F-L-Y around him.
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F-L-Y? Oh, fly.
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- Fly.
- Boy, it's so hot out here.
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Fly. Fly.
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- What?
- Oh, nothing.
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Said there's a lot of flies out here.
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- Where?
- Not up there, l meant ants.
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Flying ants.
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l hate ants.
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You know, there was this one time
your father fell asleep
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with a Danish on his chest,
and in the morning--
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We know, we know, he had an ant beard.
Go, go.
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- Fly, fly.
- Go get the ant spray.
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Man, we are lucky that the word ''fly''
came up a lot in conversation.
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Please tell me that was slobber.
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Okay. That was slobber.
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Come on, guys.
We gotta go check on Dragon.
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Yeah, we've never left him
home alone before.
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Hey, guys, l'm sure he's just fine.
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And if anyone messed with him,
he'd just breathe fire.
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- Yeah, that's what we're worried about.
- What?
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l thought we just didn't want him
to take leaks in the house.
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Hey, guys. Gotta go check on Dragon.
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- Wait, Justin.
- Justin.
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- l'll go tell him.
- What's the matter?
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Those fliers you put up worked.
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Dragon's rightful owner
came by and picked him up
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while you kids were at school.
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What rightful owner?
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Hey, guys. Where's Dragon?
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His owner claimed him.
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- His owner?
- Honey, l'm so sorry.
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l know how much you loved him.
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He's gone?
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There's so much we didn't get to do.
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Justin, l'm sorry.
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Thanks a lot.
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This is why l didn't wanna
get close to another dog.
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You did it to me again.
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You lost your found dog?
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Why don't you rest your head
on Frankie's shoulder
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and tell him all about it?
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l would, but l don't have time
for you to get a ladder.
244
00:13:34,450 --> 00:13:36,150
This is serious.
Someone claimed Dragon.
245
00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:38,280
But whoever it was
wasn't the real owner.
246
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:41,450
That's weird,
because he looked like a dog lover.
247
00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,930
You saw him? Who was he?
248
00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:45,160
You got a meatball sub
with my name on it?
249
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,390
l'll give you the bread now
250
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,970
and you'll get your meatballs
after we find the dog-napper.
251
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,970
The guy came out with your dog
and bought this.
252
00:13:53,810 --> 00:13:55,770
A program for the Hudson Dog Show.
253
00:13:55,910 --> 00:13:57,810
The Hudson Dog Show? When is it?
254
00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:01,110
Why don't you buy a copy and find out?
255
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:02,910
l have to buy it?
256
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:07,750
Do l come into your restaurant,
lick a sandwich and leave?
257
00:14:08,190 --> 00:14:10,020
Zinger!
258
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,490
That'll be $8, please.
259
00:14:12,890 --> 00:14:14,550
Okay.
260
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,320
lt's today.
261
00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:20,830
l'd like to return this for a refund.
262
00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:23,160
Zinger!
263
00:14:39,950 --> 00:14:41,390
May l help you?
264
00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:45,120
Yeah, can l get a hound of corned beef.
265
00:14:46,490 --> 00:14:49,090
- l'm sorry, did you say ''hound''?
- No.
266
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,060
Man, everything reminds me of Dragon.
267
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,390
- Everything.
- That's rough.
268
00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:56,130
''Rough.''
269
00:14:56,370 --> 00:14:58,360
That's what he used to say.
270
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:02,830
- A pound of corned beef coming up.
- Thank you.
271
00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:05,740
Max, can you go in the back
and grab some more to-go pups?
272
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:09,010
- ''Pups''?
- No. To-go cups.
273
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,380
All he can think about is Dragon.
274
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,580
Justin, Max, you're coming with me.
We're getting Dragon back.
275
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,560
- Dad, we're taking our lunch break.
- Come on, guys. Hurry.
276
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,630
''Furry.'' He was so furry.
277
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,750
l miss him.
278
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,670
- Three tickets for the dog show, please.
- lt's sold out.
279
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:39,800
- What?
- Apparently, a lot of people like watching
280
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:42,470
dogs run around on plastic grass.
281
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:47,020
No dog, no way in.
282
00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:50,820
Large fries. See if there's a toy included.
Over.
283
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:54,720
Alex will talk us in. She's a master.
284
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:57,520
l totally understand.
Come on, guys, it's not happening.
285
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,720
What? That's it?
We're not getting my dog back?
286
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:03,770
Of course we're getting your dog back.
We just need to get a dog first.
287
00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,600
Where are we gonna find a dog
without an owner?
288
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:10,800
lt worked. We're in.
289
00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:13,100
- Let's get Max.
- Okay.
290
00:16:16,550 --> 00:16:18,070
Okay.
291
00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,810
Huminoza espinoza
292
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:27,690
Being a dog is weird.
293
00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:29,560
All you wanna do
is just chase your tail.
294
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,760
l don't think l got the spell quite right.
295
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,960
What makes you say that?
296
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,400
l can still smell everything.
297
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,130
Half of it l wanna put in my mouth.
298
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,940
- Look. There he is.
- Dragon?
299
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,240
And the dragon seller.
He stole Dragon back.
300
00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:53,680
- He's a con wizard.
- Come on, let's go get Dragon.
301
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:56,690
Hey, you're a thief. You sold us that dog
and then stole it back.
302
00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,260
lt's the circle of life, children.
303
00:16:59,390 --> 00:17:00,690
We want our dog back.
304
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:04,160
Look, kid,
you played the game and you lost.
305
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:05,890
You know what? You go home,
306
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:09,590
and the money you spent on the dog
was a lesson well learned.
307
00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,730
You're welcome.
308
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:13,860
No deal. We're taking Dragon home.
309
00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:16,170
l don't think so.
310
00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:18,000
Look, he's gone.
311
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:22,270
Oh, he's not gone.
He's still here. l can smell him.
312
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:25,680
All we have to do
is get Max to smell the beagles.
313
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:27,380
How do you know he's still a beagle?
314
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,580
l changed him
from a dragon into a beagle,
315
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,020
l can change him
into any dog that l want.
316
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:35,220
l can change him into a terrier mix,
into an lrish bloodhound,
317
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,390
or to whatever that is.
318
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:42,130
Oh, it's not that.
That is a rat with a blow-dry.
319
00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:46,130
Max, can you sniff out Dragon?
320
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:48,040
l can try.
321
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:50,440
Nope.
322
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,610
Not this one.
323
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,440
Oh, definitely not this one.
324
00:17:56,980 --> 00:18:00,210
Are you through, freak?
325
00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,420
Bob, bring around the security trailer.
l got a sniffer.
326
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:10,990
Great,
how are we gonna find Dragon now?
327
00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:13,760
Our sniffer just got thrown
in dog-show jail.
328
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:17,270
Oh, l know. Dragons don't chase cats.
329
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,800
lf we had a cat, all the dogs would go wild
chasing it, except for Dragon.
330
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:22,740
l'm on it. l'll change myself into a cat.
331
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:26,280
- But you always mess up the spell.
- Do you have a better idea? Didn't think so.
332
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,040
Animoza espinoza
333
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,980
How do l look? Cute, huh?
334
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,120
- Oh, a tiger!
- Tiger?
335
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:38,950
ls that a tiger?
336
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:40,990
l think you messed up the spell again.
337
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,620
Oh, no. l'm the tiger.
338
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,390
l gotta get that spell right.
339
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,760
Bob, bring the catnip.
340
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,000
All of it.
341
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,900
Make sure l get extra ketchup.
342
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,270
Bob?
343
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,240
Bob?
344
00:19:05,920 --> 00:19:07,820
Dragon.
345
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,250
Oh, good boy.
346
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:16,020
Okay, l left him a beagle,
and you found him.
347
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,060
Good work, Velma and Shaggy.
348
00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:23,620
Come on.
349
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:32,340
That's scary.
350
00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,410
- l still know it's you, kid.
- lt's worth a shot.
351
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,950
Huminoza espinoza
352
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:45,050
Would you like to excuse yourself
to a litter box? We're kind of busy.
353
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:49,090
You know, l'd like to stay and chat,
but l've got a dog here l have to sell.
354
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,360
Again and again and again.
355
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,020
Not so fast. Look, you were right before.
356
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:57,140
We've learned our lesson.
No hard feelings.
357
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:59,290
l have hard feelings.
358
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:03,370
We're just kids, and we should probably
thank someone like you
359
00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:05,240
for giving us street smarts
360
00:20:05,380 --> 00:20:08,350
and making us more cautious
with future purchases.
361
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:12,410
Yeah. l am a pretty good teacher.
362
00:20:12,550 --> 00:20:14,710
So thank you, and have a good day.
363
00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:18,880
But don't forget your cage.
364
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:23,150
You know, l never thought
l would say this to a customer,
365
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:27,960
but it has been a pleasure
scamming you.
366
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,300
What are you doing?
You let him get away with Dragon.
367
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:36,270
You're right. l'm sorry.
Now all you have is
368
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:37,870
- Dragon.
- Dragon.
369
00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:39,500
Alex, how did you do that?
370
00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:43,170
l just made him take the wrong cage,
like l do with you guys and our lunches.
371
00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:46,170
But who'd he take?
372
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,680
The blow-dried rat.
373
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:49,750
l saw the cage right there,
l thought on my feet,
374
00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:51,480
and l out-conned the con wizard.
375
00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,480
l'm good.
376
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,120
Hairball.
377
00:20:57,930 --> 00:21:00,260
Yeah, you're just that good.
378
00:21:02,370 --> 00:21:04,730
So Dragon is really a dragon?
379
00:21:04,870 --> 00:21:06,130
Amazing.
380
00:21:06,270 --> 00:21:08,330
Actually,
there are a lot of secret dragons.
381
00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:11,340
No, that in a family of wizards,
l didn't see that coming.
382
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,270
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
383
00:21:13,410 --> 00:21:16,310
- So can we keep him?
- Oh, l don't know, honey.
384
00:21:16,450 --> 00:21:19,780
Max will feed him every day, and Justin
will give him a bath and walk him.
385
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,180
What will you do?
386
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,880
l'm doing it.
l'm coordinating what you guys do.
387
00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:26,960
Actually, pets do teach responsibility.
388
00:21:27,090 --> 00:21:29,790
Jerry, you leave wet towels
on the bed every day.
389
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,660
Fine, l'll air-dry. Can we keep him?
390
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,890
Well, l don't see what harm he could do.
391
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,830
Come on, Dragon,
let's go up to my room.
392
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,900
Man.
393
00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:48,040
This time, Jerry, you can blame a dog.
This time.
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