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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,987 --> 00:00:54,822 Master. 2 00:00:55,957 --> 00:00:57,124 Master. 3 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:15,242 Master. Master! 4 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,078 Master! Master! 5 00:01:19,814 --> 00:01:22,617 Master, we have located the Han stone. 6 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,721 The final key has been located. 7 00:01:27,689 --> 00:01:29,757 It's finally within our grasp. 8 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,359 Our grasp? 9 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:35,930 Do you step above your station, slave? 10 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,868 I meant your grasp. Yours! 11 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:42,704 We will get the key for you. 12 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,540 The key to my prison. 13 00:01:45,607 --> 00:01:48,042 You will snatch that power for yourself 14 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,445 and turn me into a puppet. 15 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,217 No, Master. I would never do-- 16 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,820 Shh. 17 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:02,356 Quiet your fearful, simple mind. 18 00:02:02,422 --> 00:02:04,025 No, slave. 19 00:02:04,092 --> 00:02:07,461 I will send my faithful spies 20 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:11,264 to enter their world and acquire 21 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,166 the Han stone for me. 22 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,334 Bwak! 23 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:17,538 Who else knows of the final key 24 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,540 and its location? 25 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,844 No one, Master, just as you ordered. 26 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:25,212 Good, good. 27 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:28,315 Then you are to be rewarded. 28 00:02:30,852 --> 00:02:35,188 Rewarded with... 29 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,424 fire! 30 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,928 Aah! Aah! 31 00:03:11,926 --> 00:03:14,394 There's a party going on. Look at that chick. 32 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,597 -Whoo-whoo! -Focus. 33 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:18,700 -He said to meet him here. -Yeah. 34 00:03:44,158 --> 00:03:45,760 Outta my path, peasant! 35 00:03:46,828 --> 00:03:49,362 You hear the rat. Move it! 36 00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:54,135 Hey ya, little friend. Hi. 37 00:03:54,202 --> 00:03:56,037 Hey, I know your father. 38 00:04:00,842 --> 00:04:02,944 Where did you get that hat? 39 00:04:03,010 --> 00:04:05,513 Oh. Off that human. You like it? 40 00:04:05,580 --> 00:04:06,981 You look ridiculous. 41 00:04:07,048 --> 00:04:09,016 -Well, you look ridiculous. -You look ridiculous. 42 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,918 -No, you do. -We're undercover. 43 00:04:10,985 --> 00:04:13,221 I'm undercover. You look like-- 44 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:19,292 -Rey Cazadores! -The Bull! 45 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:22,530 Bienvenidos, my old friends. 46 00:04:22,597 --> 00:04:26,333 How long has it been? Decades? Centuries? 47 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,035 Una millennia? 48 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:31,873 All those years hunting for that treasure. 49 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:35,610 And now, the prize is so close, you can almost... 50 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:38,112 taste it. 51 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:46,486 Pollo? 52 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:48,723 Loco? Ha ha ha ha! 53 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:50,390 Payment. 54 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,292 As agreed upon. 55 00:04:56,564 --> 00:04:58,099 Torito. 56 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:06,874 Un momento. 57 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:09,409 She caused me a lot of trouble, amigos. 58 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,379 I lost a lotta men getting her. 59 00:05:12,445 --> 00:05:14,381 And... 60 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:18,019 And I think you should be a little bit more... 61 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:19,220 grateful. 62 00:05:19,287 --> 00:05:23,224 Grateful? You dare renege on the agreement? 63 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:25,860 You barter with your life, fool? 64 00:05:25,927 --> 00:05:28,729 You threaten me in my own house? 65 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,398 -Hank! Hank! -Frank! Frank! 66 00:05:34,836 --> 00:05:37,905 You think the master will be grateful with your betrayal? 67 00:05:37,972 --> 00:05:41,242 She'll reach across worlds to cause you pain. 68 00:05:41,309 --> 00:05:42,677 Or... 69 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:46,214 Do you wanna tell her yourself? 70 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,282 I was just joking! I'm a payaso! 71 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,052 I'm just kidding! Now, please take it. 72 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,924 Tengan cuidado. Careful at the border, eh? 73 00:05:56,991 --> 00:05:59,227 That thing is a diabla for sure. 74 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,128 And she has her moods. 75 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,496 If she likes you, la vida es buena. 76 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,667 Everything's fine. But if she doesn't like you, 77 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,736 Pollo y Rata, 78 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:12,874 things will get real bad. 79 00:06:15,977 --> 00:06:17,845 -We got this. -We got this. 80 00:06:21,015 --> 00:06:24,518 She's a diablo for sure. 81 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:49,076 Uh-oh. Oh... 82 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:53,948 -Oh, greetings, Master. -Oh! 83 00:06:54,015 --> 00:06:57,118 Uh, don't worry. I've procured your treasure. 84 00:06:58,119 --> 00:06:59,854 -So that's good. -Very procured. 85 00:06:59,921 --> 00:07:02,657 I assure you that our arrival is imminent. 86 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:03,991 Very imminent. 87 00:07:04,058 --> 00:07:06,060 -That's the path, fool! -I'm on it. 88 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:10,364 92.7 The Globe coming at you 89 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,700 from beautiful downtown Globe, Arizona 90 00:07:12,767 --> 00:07:14,702 with me, Cactus Jack, 91 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:17,338 and my cohort in crazy, the Trout! 92 00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:20,574 Morning, Cactus. Boy, oh boy, I am super excited 93 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,376 for the big homecoming football game. 94 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,079 - Go, Tigers! - Yeah. Right after 95 00:07:25,146 --> 00:07:27,615 the Tigers' game is the social event of the year, 96 00:07:27,682 --> 00:07:29,750 Globe Highschool's Under the Sea Dance. 97 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,820 -But where can I get a tux? -Well, good news! 98 00:07:32,887 --> 00:07:34,689 The Copper Hen is running a special 99 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,991 on top-shelf suits at rock-bottom prices. 100 00:07:37,058 --> 00:07:39,527 Just tell Miss Molly that Cactus Jack sent ya 101 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,662 for 15% off. 102 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:44,432 Now, when the needle drops, it'll be 7:30 a.m., 103 00:07:44,497 --> 00:07:47,735 so rise and shine Globers, and don't forget your sunscreen 104 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:50,972 'cause ♪ It's hot outside ♪ 105 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,148 Morning, Dad. 106 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,424 -There ya go. -Ah. 107 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,597 WTLZ, Globe, Arizona. 108 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,498 Perfect again, my dear Donna. 109 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:21,402 I don't know how you drink that stinky sludge. 110 00:08:21,469 --> 00:08:23,304 It's good for my tender vittles. 111 00:08:23,371 --> 00:08:25,906 It keeps my old chi... 112 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:26,974 flowing. 113 00:08:27,041 --> 00:08:29,076 You're a brave man, Chuck Lee. 114 00:08:29,143 --> 00:08:31,245 Everybody likes happy. 115 00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:33,614 Nobody likes pain. 116 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:37,718 But you cannot have a rainbow without a little rain. 117 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,587 Ancient Chinese saying? 118 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,256 No. Dolly Parton. 119 00:08:42,323 --> 00:08:43,891 Is that the eggs or the tea? 120 00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:45,393 Depends. What does it smell like? 121 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,094 Dead skunk in a sewer pipe. 122 00:08:47,161 --> 00:08:49,563 That would be your grandfather's tea. 123 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,266 Patsy, I used to drink this when I was your age, 124 00:08:52,333 --> 00:08:53,934 and look at me now! 125 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,370 You should at least try it. 126 00:08:56,437 --> 00:08:57,938 Yeah. I don't need to try rat poison 127 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,473 to know I wouldn't like it. 128 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:01,542 -You're staying for breakfast? -Sorry, Mom. 129 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:04,612 As much as I prefer E. coli over algebra, I'm already late. 130 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,781 Well, I bet your grandfather could use your help 131 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,517 at the store after school. 132 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,218 I'm too busy, Mom. You know I have to ace my interview 133 00:09:11,285 --> 00:09:13,654 if I want that scholarship and get out of this place. 134 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,257 Honey, Globe is not that bad. 135 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:18,492 -Come on. -You don't see the cruel irony 136 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,661 of being stuck in a town called Globe? 137 00:09:20,728 --> 00:09:23,264 Still, it wouldn't kill you to help your grandfather. 138 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,068 Actually, the curio shop isn't all that busy. 139 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,036 I don't need your help. 140 00:09:29,103 --> 00:09:30,539 See? 141 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:34,175 Besides, he has Maddy, so there's no need for me. 142 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,576 Patsy, sweetheart-- 143 00:09:48,823 --> 00:09:51,992 You've spoiled her. You're much too permissive! 144 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,661 Not like my son! 145 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:03,237 That was fun. 146 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,943 I miss you, Charlie. 147 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,612 We all do. 148 00:10:26,494 --> 00:10:29,396 - What was that? - What was what? 149 00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:33,200 Nothing, Pop. Actually, I better get going. 150 00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:35,069 -Hopper. -Yes, sir? 151 00:10:35,136 --> 00:10:38,072 Don't forget to walk Maddy to Chuck's today after school. 152 00:10:38,139 --> 00:10:39,874 Seriously? It's her part-time job. 153 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,343 -Why do I gotta take her there? -'Cause she's your little sister 154 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,245 and you love her. 155 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,480 Got it, Pop. Love you. 156 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,216 T-I-G 157 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:51,051 E-R-S! 158 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,387 We are...we are... 159 00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:55,723 T-I-G-E-R-S! 160 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:58,159 - We are... - Do a couple more, Maddy. 161 00:11:01,262 --> 00:11:03,731 All right, Maddy, I need more drive from the back foot, 162 00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:05,933 all right? Let's do it again. Get some reps in. 163 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,168 Got it, Coach. 164 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:10,738 Kid's got a canon. Right. Goin' to State! 165 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,612 Go, Tigers! 166 00:11:28,289 --> 00:11:29,723 Sorry, Coach. 167 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,293 Work on that aim. 168 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,898 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, thanks for coming. 169 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,276 Yeah, right on, brother! 170 00:11:49,343 --> 00:11:51,278 Just gimme the darn food. 171 00:11:51,345 --> 00:11:54,381 -I'll put it on your bill. -Shut up! 172 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:58,485 Once again, I have to liberate us 173 00:11:58,553 --> 00:12:00,821 from your pathetic incompetence. 174 00:12:03,558 --> 00:12:05,159 Oh. 175 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:10,764 Ha. 176 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:16,605 Stay still. Stay still! 177 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,071 Wonderful. Just wonderful. 178 00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,907 Thank you, Miss Lorraine. Ha ha. 179 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,612 Uh, you know, it is legend that this mask belonged to 180 00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:31,912 Emperor Zhang. 181 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,947 I'll take it. How much? 182 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,518 -It's not for sale. -Oh. Okay. 183 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:39,820 That's nice. 184 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,856 Yes. That's a lovely piece, isn't it? 185 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,325 -Mm. -It is legend 186 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:47,961 that the great kung fu master IP Man wore this. 187 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,296 Oh. 188 00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:53,500 Now, if you... you were to wear this, 189 00:13:53,568 --> 00:13:55,969 you would gain feather touch. 190 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,339 Ooh! 191 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,407 That's lovely. 192 00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,711 -I'll take it. -It's not for sale. 193 00:14:02,777 --> 00:14:05,412 All right. 194 00:14:05,479 --> 00:14:06,914 Oh. 195 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,617 What's this? 196 00:14:09,684 --> 00:14:11,753 Oh, this is nice. 197 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,288 Oh-- 198 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,591 I'm so sorry! 199 00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:20,994 Ha. Perhaps we better put it in a safer place. 200 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:24,799 Here's an item. 201 00:14:24,865 --> 00:14:28,503 Legend has it that Marco Polo carried one of these 202 00:14:28,570 --> 00:14:30,739 on his Silk Road journey. 203 00:14:30,805 --> 00:14:33,440 It is made by the Sil Lum Monks. 204 00:14:33,508 --> 00:14:35,175 I'll take it. 205 00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:36,477 Wonderful. 206 00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:40,147 Why don't I wrap it up in some special paper 207 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,182 and deliver it myself, Miss, uh... 208 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:45,352 Just Lorraine is fine. It's friendlier. 209 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,055 I'll be waiting. 210 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,328 Bye, Chuck. 211 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:57,431 Didn't you get that from a garage sale last week? 212 00:14:57,498 --> 00:14:59,166 It's still Chinese. 213 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:01,736 Also, uh, I have to work a double shift tonight, 214 00:15:01,803 --> 00:15:04,104 so I was hoping you could look after Patsy for me. 215 00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:06,173 Oh, she's too busy with video games 216 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,510 to talk to dear old Grandpa. 217 00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,077 What's wrong with the two of you? 218 00:15:10,144 --> 00:15:11,945 You're either at each other's throats or not even talking. 219 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,181 She's just too hard-headed. 220 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:16,250 Oh, she's hard-headed. 221 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,586 She's trying to figure out who she is, Chuck. 222 00:15:18,653 --> 00:15:20,855 -Who she wants to be. -She can find out 223 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:23,591 who she wants to be by working here in the store with me 224 00:15:23,658 --> 00:15:26,628 just like I did with my father and Charles, 225 00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:30,964 my...son did when he was still alive. 226 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:39,373 All right, I'll...look after the willful child. 227 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,809 Thank you. 228 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:47,114 Does that say leopard water? 229 00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:49,316 Yes. Chinese leopard water. 230 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,753 You know, the old people use it to get rid of dandruff. 231 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,521 How do leopards make water? 232 00:15:53,588 --> 00:15:56,089 We all...make water. 233 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,594 That's a bottle of cat pee. 234 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:01,428 Chinese leopard cat pee. 235 00:16:01,495 --> 00:16:04,264 You know, old people do funny things. 236 00:16:08,503 --> 00:16:11,806 Special delivery for Miss Lorraine. 237 00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:14,208 It's friendlier. 238 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,883 Hello there. 239 00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:24,084 Welcome to the Green Eyed Goddess 240 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,520 - where Lee... - And son... 241 00:16:25,587 --> 00:16:28,823 ...have been bringing you the mysteries of Asia 242 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:30,457 for generations. 243 00:16:30,525 --> 00:16:31,960 Leave a message at the beep. 244 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,928 We'll get back to you as soon as we can. 245 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,029 Is that it, son? Are we done? 246 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,899 Yep. Nice job, Dad. 247 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,366 Great! 248 00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:56,751 Patsy. 249 00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:57,852 Hey. 250 00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,823 -You coming? -I wish. I've gotta study. 251 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,558 You know me. 252 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,693 Oh. Could I ask you a question? 253 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,961 What's up? 254 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,796 I was wondering if you could figure out 255 00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:10,297 who did this to me. 256 00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:11,566 Wow. 257 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:14,002 U stink. Idiot. 258 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,604 Eat dirt. Loser. Weak link? 259 00:17:16,671 --> 00:17:18,238 -What? -Yeah. 260 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:21,709 So I just thought that you could use your smarts 261 00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:23,310 to Sherlock it out or whatever. 262 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:24,979 Scarlett Farkus did this. 263 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,581 -What? -Mm-hmm. 264 00:17:26,648 --> 00:17:28,650 But she's always so nice to me. 265 00:17:28,716 --> 00:17:30,150 To your face. 266 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,252 Behind your back, she's vicious. 267 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,589 She sits in my math class and always dots her "I"s 268 00:17:34,656 --> 00:17:36,991 with those little hearts. see? 269 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,327 Plus, you just beat her shot put record. 270 00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:42,262 She's jealous. 271 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,933 - You're right. - Hey! 272 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:46,668 Hey, Patsy, Maddy. 273 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,169 You guys going to the dance? 274 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,510 I am going to straight up 275 00:17:55,577 --> 00:17:58,178 -murdalize you, rodent! -Actually, it's not a rodent. 276 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,515 It's Squirrel, because my last name's Squanowksi. 277 00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:02,149 But squirrels are rodents. 278 00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,351 -I'm-- -Too late, rodent. 279 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,120 She said she's sorry, Farkus. 280 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,024 Please just accept her apology and leave her alone, okay? 281 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,060 And why would I do that, Patsy Cakes? 282 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,695 Because... 283 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,797 everyone knows you could beat up Squirrel 284 00:18:15,863 --> 00:18:17,799 with one arm tied behind your back. 285 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,667 -Well, you got that right. -She's so little, 286 00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:22,169 you could pound her into the ground with one punch. 287 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,270 Mm-hmm. 288 00:18:23,337 --> 00:18:26,139 So please don't hit Squirrel. 289 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,976 Hit me instead. 290 00:18:28,042 --> 00:18:29,043 What? 291 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,678 Just hit me. 292 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,684 What did you do now? Oh, it's all blinking! 293 00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:39,152 You think I won't smack you? Is that what you think? 294 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,321 Oh! Quit your shenanigans! 295 00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,390 It's not me. It's your junker. 296 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,693 -It's a classic. -It's a classic junker. 297 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,595 Oh, the metal beast must thirst! 298 00:18:47,662 --> 00:18:50,565 -You think I won't mess you up? -What I think-- 299 00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:53,300 You think that I'm gonna let you give me orders? 300 00:18:57,471 --> 00:19:00,273 What I think, Farkus, is that you're gonna tell everyone 301 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:02,342 you're letting me off with a warning, 302 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,545 or we both know you'll be going to military school. 303 00:19:04,612 --> 00:19:05,847 What? H-how could you-- 304 00:19:05,913 --> 00:19:07,682 You've got, what, seven pink demerit slips 305 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,216 sticking out of your backpack? 306 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,986 That's an automatic expulsion. I'm guessing your parents 307 00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:14,287 don't know you've been counterfeiting those signatures. 308 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,257 Then the only option left for you is military school 309 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,727 where your sister will beat you up every day. 310 00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:22,997 So we both know you don't have time to waste with me. Deal? 311 00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:25,833 Deal. 312 00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,467 For now. 313 00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,972 I'm gonna let her off with a warning. 314 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,540 This time. 315 00:19:32,607 --> 00:19:34,207 Let's go. 316 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,643 You okay, Squirrel? 317 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,679 Yeah. Thanks. 318 00:19:37,745 --> 00:19:40,848 -Are you okay, Patsy? -Hey, Maddy, come on. 319 00:19:40,915 --> 00:19:43,084 Dad says I gotta walk you to your stupid job. 320 00:19:43,151 --> 00:19:45,285 What would I do without my big brother? 321 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,889 Your knight in shining armor. Perfect timing. 322 00:19:47,955 --> 00:19:51,291 Whatever, nerd. Come on, Mads, grab your bike. Let's go. 323 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,560 -Ow! -Hey! 324 00:19:52,627 --> 00:19:54,595 Watch where you're going, you adolescent worm. 325 00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:56,030 Worm? Where? 326 00:19:56,097 --> 00:19:57,397 Relax, man. You ran into me. 327 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,901 Listen to me, meat sack, I pick turds outta my teeth 328 00:19:59,967 --> 00:20:01,268 bigger than you. 329 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,105 - Relax, man. - Oh, oh, oh, retreat, retreat! 330 00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:07,108 -The castle guard approaches! -Oh, my apologies. Our mistake. 331 00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:09,209 -Beautiful boy. Wonderful boy. -Wonderful. 332 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,377 -Toodles! -Oof! 333 00:20:13,815 --> 00:20:15,449 What a freak. 334 00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,484 Did he say he eats turds? 335 00:20:17,552 --> 00:20:19,453 Right? 336 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,723 - What is that? - Later, nerd. 337 00:20:24,525 --> 00:20:26,828 Come on, Pats. Ice cream at Connie's. 338 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,162 My treat. 339 00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,472 Bye, girls. 340 00:20:38,539 --> 00:20:40,074 -Bye, Connie. -Bye, Connie. 341 00:20:40,141 --> 00:20:41,609 Thanks. 342 00:20:41,676 --> 00:20:45,245 Yeah. Least I can do after you going all Batman on Farkus. 343 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,615 Not that I could have handled her myself. 344 00:20:49,784 --> 00:20:52,385 -No way. -Totally no way. 345 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:56,157 So...how'd you do that? 346 00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:58,159 Weren't you scared? 347 00:20:58,226 --> 00:20:59,861 Yeah. She's a scary person. 348 00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:01,028 Then how? 349 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:03,363 I don't know. 350 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,099 Guess I'm just tired of being afraid. 351 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,870 Nothing's gonna change unless I change it, right? 352 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,038 Sounds like something your dad would say. 353 00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:16,376 Yeah. It does. 354 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,713 Is that why you're doing all this crazy studying 355 00:21:18,780 --> 00:21:20,748 and college stuff? 356 00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:22,884 I just wanna make him proud. 357 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,686 Well, I'll come visit you at your fancy college. 358 00:21:25,753 --> 00:21:27,955 You can crash my dorm anytime. 359 00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:31,324 I don't care who he's taking to the dance. 360 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,027 You know you like him. 361 00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:34,529 -Hey, girls. -I don't. 362 00:21:34,595 --> 00:21:35,997 -Hi, Ms. Lee. -You are just in time. 363 00:21:36,063 --> 00:21:39,200 I'm headed off to a night shift, but Grandpa will be babysitting. 364 00:21:39,267 --> 00:21:41,502 Babysitting? I can take care of myself. 365 00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:44,138 And I worry. So humor your poor mother. 366 00:21:46,073 --> 00:21:47,474 Patsy, college mail. 367 00:21:47,542 --> 00:21:49,476 Holy cats! 368 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,781 I can't. I'm too nervous. 369 00:21:53,848 --> 00:21:55,448 Uh, me too. 370 00:21:55,516 --> 00:21:58,351 I'll do it. Yep. 371 00:22:03,925 --> 00:22:06,527 "Dear Patsy Lee, 372 00:22:06,594 --> 00:22:08,395 "I am very sorry to inform you 373 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,463 "that we are unable to offer you admission 374 00:22:10,531 --> 00:22:12,300 "to Stanford University. 375 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,101 "Please know that this decision 376 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:16,304 "in no way diminishes your application. 377 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,941 We were very impressed by your talents, and--" 378 00:22:20,007 --> 00:22:21,809 Honey, there are plenty of other schools-- 379 00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:23,578 Mom. 380 00:22:23,644 --> 00:22:25,546 It's whatever. 381 00:22:30,585 --> 00:22:32,587 I feel like the worst mom ever, 382 00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,589 -but I have got to get to work. -Don't worry, Ms. Lee. 383 00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:36,257 I'll take care of her. 384 00:22:37,959 --> 00:22:40,595 You're a lifesaver, Squirrel. Thank you. 385 00:22:43,297 --> 00:22:45,432 I owe you a pizza party, okay? 386 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:13,460 Hey, Pats. 387 00:23:13,527 --> 00:23:15,395 You okay? 388 00:23:15,462 --> 00:23:17,064 Yeah. I'm fine. 389 00:23:19,533 --> 00:23:22,303 Look. I should probably get back to studying. 390 00:23:22,370 --> 00:23:23,436 No. 391 00:23:24,605 --> 00:23:28,776 This is the perfect lighting, all dark and mysterious. 392 00:23:28,843 --> 00:23:32,179 The best set-up for checking out my brand-new video game. 393 00:23:33,047 --> 00:23:35,216 Straight-up bootlegged from the motherland. 394 00:23:36,984 --> 00:23:38,886 "The Last Starfighter!" 395 00:23:46,327 --> 00:23:49,096 Seriously? You saw that letter. 396 00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:52,133 If I don't raise my test scores, 397 00:23:52,199 --> 00:23:54,168 I'm stuck here forever. 398 00:23:54,235 --> 00:23:56,337 Well, that's a little dramatic. 399 00:23:57,405 --> 00:23:59,907 But, yes, you didn't get in. 400 00:24:02,710 --> 00:24:04,712 This time. 401 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:07,949 That just means we have to work on those test scores. 402 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,018 We? 403 00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:12,119 Yeah, we. 404 00:24:13,921 --> 00:24:16,489 But right now, we have to protect the frontier 405 00:24:16,557 --> 00:24:19,293 from Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada. 406 00:24:21,429 --> 00:24:24,231 Does look like a pretty rocking good time. 407 00:24:24,298 --> 00:24:26,033 There she is. 408 00:24:29,603 --> 00:24:33,207 Okay. But only for half an hour, then it's back to the books. 409 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:35,176 Sure, sure, whatever. 410 00:24:35,242 --> 00:24:37,678 Like the next 30 minutes is gonna change your life. 411 00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:39,814 Okay. 412 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,050 Let me show you something called the death bloom, right? 413 00:24:43,117 --> 00:24:45,619 -Right. -So go like this. 414 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:48,456 -Boom. -Did I just kill you? 415 00:24:49,457 --> 00:24:51,559 Well, that's all of it. She was thirsty. 416 00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:53,094 Satisfied? 417 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:54,929 -Proceed. -Proceed. 418 00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:56,597 Oh. 419 00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:58,032 -Idiot. -What? 420 00:24:58,099 --> 00:25:00,868 -What have you done with it? -Done with what? 421 00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:02,603 The box, birdbrain. 422 00:25:02,670 --> 00:25:05,106 I didn't have the box. You had the box. 423 00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:07,608 Oh...the child. 424 00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:09,377 -What child? -The thieving child 425 00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:12,213 who jostled me-- he must have taken it! 426 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:15,316 -The thieving child? -The thieving child. 427 00:25:15,383 --> 00:25:17,385 With the checkered shirt, the blue jeans, 428 00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:19,120 the floppy, sun-kissed hair. 429 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,721 You got a great memory. 430 00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:22,523 That thieving child! 431 00:25:24,658 --> 00:25:26,027 -Oh! -Ohh! 432 00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:30,331 There's a little latch there. It's Italian. It's a classic. 433 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:33,100 Come on...death blossom. Death blossom. 434 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:35,202 -Uh-huh. Not so fast. -No, no, no, no. 435 00:25:35,269 --> 00:25:37,338 No, I got it, I got it, I got this, I got this one. 436 00:25:39,540 --> 00:25:41,142 Come on! 437 00:25:41,208 --> 00:25:44,311 Oh, I had Zando-Zan in my crosshairs. 438 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:45,646 Sure. 439 00:25:45,713 --> 00:25:47,081 I-I did. 440 00:25:47,148 --> 00:25:49,083 -Hold on. -You know, it could be 441 00:25:49,150 --> 00:25:50,918 -one of the fuses in the house. -What is that? 442 00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:52,453 You know it's a pretty old house, right? 443 00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:54,588 You know, one time I actually looked at one with my dad, 444 00:25:54,655 --> 00:25:56,223 and it zapped me through my braces, 445 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:58,125 and then all my hair stood up 446 00:25:58,192 --> 00:25:59,560 -and it was crazy. -Whoa! 447 00:26:04,098 --> 00:26:05,933 This is cool. 448 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:09,270 I guess we open it. 449 00:26:15,042 --> 00:26:17,512 It looks like pirate stuff. 450 00:26:17,578 --> 00:26:19,113 In Globe? 451 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,582 Tss. Desert pirates. 452 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,823 This is super cool. 453 00:26:28,889 --> 00:26:30,925 Whoa. 454 00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:34,662 I think there's something inside. 455 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:36,664 But it won't open. 456 00:26:36,730 --> 00:26:39,800 Check out those weird scribbles around the sides. 457 00:26:39,867 --> 00:26:41,635 A-are those letters? 458 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:44,939 I don't think so. 459 00:26:46,941 --> 00:26:48,209 This looks like... 460 00:26:48,275 --> 00:26:49,844 a chop. 461 00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:51,479 A what? 462 00:26:51,546 --> 00:26:53,814 A chop. It's like a stamp people use 463 00:26:53,881 --> 00:26:55,983 instead of writing their signatures. 464 00:26:56,050 --> 00:26:59,521 They use them in China. My dad showed me. 465 00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:02,356 So...how do they work? 466 00:27:02,423 --> 00:27:04,559 Grab one of my mom's lipsticks from the bathroom. 467 00:27:04,625 --> 00:27:05,926 Okay. 468 00:27:09,531 --> 00:27:10,898 Okay. 469 00:27:10,965 --> 00:27:13,568 I got Witch's Wine, Raptor Red, 470 00:27:13,634 --> 00:27:15,636 -and, uh, Redrum. -Redrum. 471 00:27:17,905 --> 00:27:21,008 I think the stars are like a printing guide. 472 00:27:21,075 --> 00:27:23,177 -Mm-hmm. -There. Watch this. 473 00:27:27,549 --> 00:27:29,383 -Hmm? -Hmm. 474 00:27:29,450 --> 00:27:30,619 Okay. 475 00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:34,523 Now, we have to match the stars on each side 476 00:27:34,589 --> 00:27:37,725 every time we press down. 477 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:38,859 -All right, this way. -Okay. 478 00:27:41,962 --> 00:27:44,165 Make sure that all four sides match up. 479 00:27:47,001 --> 00:27:48,802 It looks really familiar. 480 00:27:54,275 --> 00:27:56,677 Whoa. What is that? 481 00:27:56,744 --> 00:28:00,014 It's Chinese. Those are Chinese characters. 482 00:28:01,248 --> 00:28:03,552 It's a message. 483 00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:05,819 Secret message? 484 00:28:06,987 --> 00:28:09,390 -In Chinese? -Mm-hmm. 485 00:28:09,456 --> 00:28:11,626 Wow. 486 00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:14,695 If only we knew someone who could read Chinese. 487 00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:22,469 Please, I-I told you I don't have it. 488 00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:24,438 Give us the box, or learn how to fly! 489 00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:25,773 I swear, I don't have it! 490 00:28:28,008 --> 00:28:29,710 Oh, well, what about the others? 491 00:28:29,777 --> 00:28:32,079 Ha ha. The others. Yes, this one has a litter mate. 492 00:28:32,146 --> 00:28:33,615 -Who? -His sister. 493 00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:35,449 Oh, they share a nest. 494 00:28:36,651 --> 00:28:38,285 Leave my sister alone. 495 00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:40,287 Now, why would I do that, meat sack? 496 00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:42,256 Yeah, meat sack. 497 00:28:44,158 --> 00:28:46,628 Look, I'll help you get what you want. 498 00:28:46,695 --> 00:28:48,796 Just leave her alone. 499 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:51,265 -Ooh! -We have an accord. 500 00:28:54,034 --> 00:28:56,937 Yes, Maddy, it has to be like this 501 00:28:57,004 --> 00:28:59,139 so it gives balance, 502 00:28:59,206 --> 00:29:01,775 a stronger feng shui. 503 00:29:01,842 --> 00:29:04,411 -Feng shui. -That's right. 504 00:29:04,478 --> 00:29:06,480 Guys, guys, guys, wait, wait, oh, oh, shoot. 505 00:29:06,548 --> 00:29:08,550 Come here. Uncle Chuck! Uncle Chuck! 506 00:29:08,617 --> 00:29:10,784 -Hey, guys. -Uncle Chuck, we found something 507 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,520 -you need to see. -We found a message. 508 00:29:12,587 --> 00:29:14,656 -A secret message. -But it's in Chinese. 509 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:18,492 Oh, well, if it's in Chinese, I'll keep it a secret 510 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,295 like my stinking tea. 511 00:29:21,362 --> 00:29:23,998 Please, Grandpa? Come on. 512 00:29:24,064 --> 00:29:25,966 Fine, I'll try your herbs. 513 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:27,736 Deal. 514 00:29:30,371 --> 00:29:32,006 Where did you get this? 515 00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:33,642 Off this box we found. 516 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:35,710 What does it say? 517 00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:38,345 "Mirrors of shadow, 518 00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:41,315 "their guiding lights make lupine lords 519 00:29:41,382 --> 00:29:43,917 "their acolytes. 520 00:29:43,984 --> 00:29:46,688 "Two pale ladies adrift at sea. 521 00:29:46,755 --> 00:29:50,824 "Reflected beauty will be the key. 522 00:29:50,891 --> 00:29:53,827 "Unlock the past 523 00:29:53,894 --> 00:29:56,665 and set it free." 524 00:29:56,731 --> 00:29:58,533 So sounds like a riddle. 525 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,568 Maybe that's how we open this box, 526 00:30:00,635 --> 00:30:02,236 but what does it mean? 527 00:30:02,303 --> 00:30:04,539 It's written in ancient Chinese, 528 00:30:04,606 --> 00:30:09,076 the original Oracle Bone script, 529 00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:12,346 used in the Shang Dynasty by the... 530 00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,181 royal priests. 531 00:30:15,115 --> 00:30:17,184 Cool! 532 00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:19,420 Let me see that box again. 533 00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:23,857 It looks so familiar. 534 00:30:23,924 --> 00:30:25,359 I better check. 535 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,228 It's very important. 536 00:30:29,531 --> 00:30:30,799 Ancient? 537 00:30:30,864 --> 00:30:33,568 -Oracle script? -That's like 5,000 years old. 538 00:30:33,635 --> 00:30:35,269 be careful. 539 00:30:37,438 --> 00:30:39,541 Where is it? 540 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:42,510 I know I saw it here somewhere. 541 00:30:52,754 --> 00:30:54,288 So...where'd you find it? 542 00:30:54,355 --> 00:30:57,458 -It's cool, right? -On the grass outside school. 543 00:30:57,525 --> 00:31:00,027 Right after that weird guy bumped into Hopper. 544 00:31:04,532 --> 00:31:06,768 Of course! 545 00:31:06,835 --> 00:31:09,436 After all these years! 546 00:31:09,504 --> 00:31:10,638 Oh! 547 00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:13,842 Green Eyed Goddess. 548 00:31:13,907 --> 00:31:16,076 - How can I help you? - Maddy, is Patsy there? 549 00:31:16,143 --> 00:31:17,978 Hopper? 550 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,980 Yeah. She's right beside me. 551 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,649 You'll never guess what we just found. 552 00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:23,283 We have your brother as captive. 553 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:26,453 If you want him back alive, you'll return what you stole, 554 00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:28,222 -meat sacks. -Meat sacks? 555 00:31:28,288 --> 00:31:30,958 That sounds like the turd eater. 556 00:31:31,024 --> 00:31:32,660 Meet us at the cemetery at sundown 557 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:35,764 by the Chinese mausoleum. 558 00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:37,498 Bring the box and tell no one. 559 00:31:37,565 --> 00:31:39,400 Come immediately or your brother will be 560 00:31:39,466 --> 00:31:41,703 - but an ugly memory. 561 00:31:41,770 --> 00:31:43,370 Let's go! 562 00:31:50,411 --> 00:31:52,346 Girls! 563 00:31:54,982 --> 00:31:57,451 The legends are true! 564 00:32:02,624 --> 00:32:03,924 It's this way. 565 00:32:06,393 --> 00:32:07,595 Hurry! 566 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,401 Hurry up, bird. 567 00:32:14,468 --> 00:32:16,738 Hey, you can't rush an art form. 568 00:32:16,805 --> 00:32:20,441 Smells like dog crap. 569 00:32:20,508 --> 00:32:22,042 It's over here! 570 00:32:24,244 --> 00:32:26,614 That's far enough! 571 00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:28,415 -We've got the box. -Just don't hurt my brother. 572 00:32:28,482 --> 00:32:30,484 I don't want the boy. I want the box. 573 00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:33,153 You promise you'll let him go if we give you this box? 574 00:32:34,354 --> 00:32:35,723 Okay, congrats. You got your box. 575 00:32:35,790 --> 00:32:38,058 Can we all stop knowing each other now? 576 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:41,261 Enjoy your world while it lasts, meat sack. 577 00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:44,198 You're short. 578 00:32:44,264 --> 00:32:46,668 Oh, Captain Obvious. 579 00:32:47,735 --> 00:32:48,770 Hank! 580 00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:53,173 The master's gonna be so happy with us. 581 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:54,576 Oh, mission accomplished. 582 00:32:54,642 --> 00:32:56,410 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 583 00:32:56,477 --> 00:32:58,913 -Let's just get outta here. -You're welcome? 584 00:33:00,414 --> 00:33:01,783 Should we call the cops or something? 585 00:33:01,850 --> 00:33:03,785 Yeah. Those guys need some jail time. 586 00:33:03,852 --> 00:33:07,555 Aaaaaah! 587 00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:17,364 -Hmm? -You know this guy? 588 00:33:17,431 --> 00:33:19,567 Waaah! 589 00:33:19,634 --> 00:33:22,002 Wah! 590 00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:25,840 Uncle Chuck? 591 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:35,817 Heads up! 592 00:33:35,884 --> 00:33:36,818 Ha ha ha! 593 00:33:36,885 --> 00:33:37,886 Oh--ooh! 594 00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:39,554 Ooh! I got the box. 595 00:33:39,621 --> 00:33:40,755 Ooh, he's got the box. 596 00:33:40,822 --> 00:33:42,891 Oh, they've got the box! Frank, I need some help! 597 00:33:42,957 --> 00:33:45,259 Don't lose the box! 598 00:33:48,863 --> 00:33:50,163 Aah! 599 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:51,331 Wha-- 600 00:33:52,366 --> 00:33:53,668 Aah! 601 00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,305 Aah! 602 00:34:04,512 --> 00:34:05,813 Ohh... 603 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,949 cursed ugly whelps. 604 00:34:08,016 --> 00:34:11,051 -They got the box. -It went through the portal! 605 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,452 Go, go! 606 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,656 -Retreat! -Go! 607 00:34:14,722 --> 00:34:16,223 ...hours are over. 608 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:18,325 Cemetery hours are over. 609 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:19,961 Go home. 610 00:34:22,830 --> 00:34:24,799 Hopper? 611 00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:25,900 Guys? 612 00:34:27,535 --> 00:34:29,069 Where are y'all? 613 00:34:34,876 --> 00:34:36,844 What was that? 614 00:34:36,911 --> 00:34:38,245 I think my face hurts. 615 00:34:38,312 --> 00:34:40,748 Did we just fall through solid rock? 616 00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:46,754 -How can that happen? -The legends are true! 617 00:34:46,821 --> 00:34:50,058 There's gotta be like a fault line or a hidden passage. 618 00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:51,626 Or maybe a gas line ruptured 619 00:34:51,693 --> 00:34:53,160 and we could be having hallucinations. 620 00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:54,729 My head hurts. Does anyone else's head hurt? 621 00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:56,798 Gas lines are pure methane. 622 00:34:56,864 --> 00:34:59,000 Farts with the power to kill. 623 00:34:59,067 --> 00:35:01,803 Like what magicians use when they make their great escape. 624 00:35:01,869 --> 00:35:03,203 Why? 625 00:35:03,270 --> 00:35:06,040 Like Pandora's Box, this was supposed to be legend! 626 00:35:06,106 --> 00:35:07,709 I need some air. 627 00:35:07,775 --> 00:35:10,678 -There's air everywhere. -But don't you see? It's real! 628 00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:14,549 The ancient scrolls told how it was the savior 629 00:35:14,616 --> 00:35:16,618 or destruction of all mankind. 630 00:35:17,552 --> 00:35:19,219 What are you talking about? 631 00:35:21,556 --> 00:35:22,590 Guys? 632 00:35:24,058 --> 00:35:25,325 Hey, guys. 633 00:35:25,392 --> 00:35:27,695 I could not let this fall into the wrong hands. 634 00:35:27,762 --> 00:35:29,597 I had to fight those two goons! 635 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,498 -Hey, you guys! -What? 636 00:35:31,566 --> 00:35:34,201 What could be so important that you have to interrupt? 637 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,379 So what are we gonna do now? 638 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,749 -Oh, my... -Yeah. 639 00:36:04,932 --> 00:36:06,534 What do I do? What do I do? 640 00:36:06,601 --> 00:36:08,836 The book! 641 00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:11,105 There's gotta be something here that can tell me what happened. 642 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:13,240 How do I fix this? How do I save them? 643 00:36:13,306 --> 00:36:14,709 How do I save my brother? 644 00:36:15,743 --> 00:36:18,278 But I can't read Chinese! 645 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:19,781 Wait. 646 00:36:22,517 --> 00:36:24,251 Okay. I can do this. 647 00:36:24,317 --> 00:36:26,688 I can do this. 648 00:36:27,889 --> 00:36:29,957 996, 649 00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:31,491 997, 650 00:36:31,559 --> 00:36:32,760 998-- 651 00:36:33,528 --> 00:36:34,662 -Do you mind? -Sorry. 652 00:36:34,729 --> 00:36:36,597 I'm just freaking out a little bit, okay? 653 00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:38,633 Well, can you freak out and not do that 654 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:41,536 so I can figure out a way home? I need to think. 655 00:36:41,602 --> 00:36:43,571 Think? This isn't algebra, Patsy. 656 00:36:43,638 --> 00:36:45,106 It's not on your midterms. 657 00:36:45,173 --> 00:36:47,075 -This is...magic. -Yes! 658 00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:50,243 Ancient Chinese magic. 659 00:36:50,310 --> 00:36:53,614 I recognize this box. Ha ha. 660 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:56,651 Legend tells it held a powerful weapon, 661 00:36:56,718 --> 00:36:57,985 a gift from Erlang Shen, 662 00:36:58,052 --> 00:37:01,889 nephew of the Jade Emperor himself. 663 00:37:04,224 --> 00:37:05,993 - Good? - Is anyone else hungry? 664 00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:08,129 Okay, so if we came through this thing, 665 00:37:08,196 --> 00:37:09,931 then we can go back through it, right? 666 00:37:09,997 --> 00:37:13,167 I mean, that makes sense. But how does it work? 667 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:16,604 You realize we are here for a reason. 668 00:37:16,671 --> 00:37:19,674 Part of the flow of the chi of the universe. 669 00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:21,843 Hey, are those raspberries? 670 00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:23,578 I think those are raspberries! 671 00:37:23,644 --> 00:37:24,946 Raspberries? 672 00:37:25,012 --> 00:37:27,715 This isn't a farmer's market. Those could be poisonous 673 00:37:27,782 --> 00:37:29,617 or eat your head off-- you don't know! 674 00:37:31,586 --> 00:37:32,820 Oh! 675 00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:37,058 It's like magic. 676 00:37:37,125 --> 00:37:39,660 That's the problem. It's all magic. 677 00:37:39,727 --> 00:37:42,530 Yes. The legends are true! 678 00:37:42,597 --> 00:37:45,432 Be careful. We don't know what those are. 679 00:37:45,499 --> 00:37:47,969 Don't be silly. They're just butterflies. 680 00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:49,604 Not my butterflies. 681 00:37:51,072 --> 00:37:53,608 It's like a-it's like a Disney movie. 682 00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:55,143 I'm a princess! 683 00:37:55,209 --> 00:37:57,245 I don't think that's a good idea. 684 00:37:57,310 --> 00:37:59,514 Ha ha. It tickles. 685 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,185 Not a princess. Not a princess! 686 00:38:04,252 --> 00:38:06,486 Not good. Not good at all. 687 00:38:06,554 --> 00:38:07,822 Guys, help! 688 00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:10,357 Stop! Guys, help! 689 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:12,527 I'm not a Disney princess, not a Disney princess, 690 00:38:12,593 --> 00:38:14,262 not a Disney princes! 691 00:38:25,438 --> 00:38:28,142 Greetings, travelers. 692 00:38:31,979 --> 00:38:34,447 You should be more cautious 693 00:38:34,515 --> 00:38:36,551 around the quoon do. 694 00:38:36,617 --> 00:38:38,519 It's their courting season, 695 00:38:38,586 --> 00:38:41,022 and the males are ravenous. 696 00:38:41,088 --> 00:38:44,391 Allow me to introduce myself. 697 00:38:44,457 --> 00:38:47,829 I am a trader of goods by profession. 698 00:38:47,895 --> 00:38:49,429 My name is 699 00:38:53,901 --> 00:38:57,705 But my friends call me Joe. 700 00:38:58,606 --> 00:39:00,407 So you're a trader named Joe? 701 00:39:00,473 --> 00:39:03,144 At your service. 702 00:39:04,045 --> 00:39:05,412 So it's Trader Joe. 703 00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:08,716 Indeed! Ha ha ha. 704 00:39:08,783 --> 00:39:10,885 Seriously? 705 00:39:10,952 --> 00:39:12,887 Night is falling. 706 00:39:12,954 --> 00:39:18,125 The two sisters are starting their climb across the heavens. 707 00:39:18,192 --> 00:39:20,460 Be my guests this evening. 708 00:39:20,528 --> 00:39:23,396 -Well, we'd be honored. -Then it's decided. 709 00:39:23,463 --> 00:39:25,498 Follow me. 710 00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:31,672 It's Trader Joe. 711 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:37,178 Pigu, we have guests! 712 00:39:37,245 --> 00:39:42,415 Ha ha. That's a lovely wagon you have, Trader Joe. 713 00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:44,185 But, um, uh... 714 00:39:44,252 --> 00:39:46,453 I don't think we'll all fit in there. 715 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,056 Ha ha. Of course not! 716 00:39:49,123 --> 00:39:51,926 We'll stay in my tent. 717 00:39:51,993 --> 00:39:54,061 Oh. Great. 718 00:39:56,330 --> 00:39:58,766 I'm sure that'll be much bigger. 719 00:40:09,911 --> 00:40:11,478 There we go! 720 00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:18,819 - I love camping. - Excuse me! 721 00:40:18,886 --> 00:40:20,288 Dude, did he just-- 722 00:40:28,896 --> 00:40:31,832 Ha ha ah... 723 00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:34,735 Ah, perfect! 724 00:40:36,037 --> 00:40:39,807 Ah. A little further. 725 00:40:41,976 --> 00:40:43,611 Uh... 726 00:40:56,691 --> 00:40:59,126 Come, come. 727 00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:05,166 Is this real? 728 00:41:05,232 --> 00:41:07,335 Welcome, my friends, 729 00:41:07,401 --> 00:41:09,837 to my humble abode. 730 00:41:09,904 --> 00:41:12,440 You are my honored guests. 731 00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:19,680 That's soft. 732 00:41:19,747 --> 00:41:22,482 Please, my friends, please, 733 00:41:22,550 --> 00:41:25,319 make yourself comfortable and relax. 734 00:41:25,386 --> 00:41:26,988 Oh! 735 00:41:27,054 --> 00:41:29,357 You are so generous, Trader. 736 00:41:29,423 --> 00:41:33,894 As custom, a gift for the family patriarch. 737 00:41:33,961 --> 00:41:36,297 Oh, I couldn't possibly. 738 00:41:36,364 --> 00:41:40,134 I insist. It would be an insult not to accept. 739 00:41:40,201 --> 00:41:43,604 Oh, oh, I wouldn't want to insult you. 740 00:41:43,671 --> 00:41:46,307 Oh, it's beautiful. 741 00:41:46,374 --> 00:41:48,709 You'll look sharp, Uncle Chuck, real sharp. 742 00:41:48,776 --> 00:41:51,178 It's the least I can do 743 00:41:51,245 --> 00:41:54,115 for you travelers from distant lands. 744 00:41:54,181 --> 00:41:57,518 And I'd love to hear all about your adventure, 745 00:41:57,585 --> 00:42:01,188 but first, you must be starving! 746 00:42:01,255 --> 00:42:02,890 Yes. 747 00:42:02,957 --> 00:42:05,860 Then you are in for a treat. 748 00:42:10,398 --> 00:42:12,133 Whoa! 749 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,567 Crazy! 750 00:42:13,634 --> 00:42:15,436 Yes, indeed. 751 00:42:16,404 --> 00:42:20,241 This is my grandmother's secret recipe, baozi. 752 00:42:20,307 --> 00:42:21,742 Baozi? 753 00:42:21,809 --> 00:42:23,744 Yes, yes, baozi. 754 00:42:23,811 --> 00:42:27,615 It's a steamed Chinese dough. 755 00:42:27,681 --> 00:42:31,085 Yes! And so much more. 756 00:42:31,152 --> 00:42:32,787 Prepare to be spoiled! 757 00:42:32,853 --> 00:42:34,055 It smells so good. 758 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:36,257 I didn't know I could be this hungry. 759 00:42:36,323 --> 00:42:38,527 Looks delicious. 760 00:42:42,363 --> 00:42:44,632 Dig in! 761 00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:47,268 You are too kind. 762 00:42:47,334 --> 00:42:49,770 Ai yah! I forgot the sauce. 763 00:42:49,837 --> 00:42:53,674 I'll just fill up on sauce. 764 00:43:02,817 --> 00:43:05,119 Please, after you. 765 00:43:12,593 --> 00:43:13,994 Mmm. 766 00:43:15,429 --> 00:43:20,167 -I think I love your grandma. -Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm. 767 00:43:23,170 --> 00:43:25,139 We can still cross the threshold, 768 00:43:25,206 --> 00:43:26,640 capture the bandits, 769 00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:28,543 and deliver the treasure to our master 770 00:43:28,609 --> 00:43:30,144 before he uncovers your blunder. 771 00:43:30,211 --> 00:43:32,146 Oh, no, we can't. 772 00:43:32,213 --> 00:43:33,515 What? What? 773 00:43:33,582 --> 00:43:36,150 -What are you going on about? -Hei gou fèn. 774 00:43:36,217 --> 00:43:38,486 It's all gone. 775 00:43:38,553 --> 00:43:40,187 -What? -Oh! 776 00:43:40,254 --> 00:43:41,556 -What? -Oh! Whoa! 777 00:43:41,622 --> 00:43:44,925 Where are we gonna find the dung of a black dog... 778 00:43:44,992 --> 00:43:46,393 at this hour? 779 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,495 Ow. 780 00:43:52,766 --> 00:43:56,170 Relax and enjoy, hmm? 781 00:43:56,237 --> 00:43:58,507 Is there anything else you need? 782 00:43:58,573 --> 00:44:00,575 Where are we? 783 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:03,512 Good. Let's answer that. 784 00:44:21,362 --> 00:44:25,032 You are in the Kingdom Penglai 785 00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:28,335 ruled by the wizard Lord Kuang. 786 00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:31,839 There are four other kingdoms, 787 00:44:31,906 --> 00:44:35,610 each their own magic worlds. 788 00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:41,650 Your world is one of many worlds. 789 00:44:43,150 --> 00:44:45,953 Do you think Lord Kuang can help get us home? 790 00:44:46,020 --> 00:44:50,724 Lord Kuang's castle is easy to see. 791 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:54,161 You will find the fortress atop the mountain 792 00:44:54,228 --> 00:44:57,532 beneath the twin moons. 793 00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:00,367 That sounds like our guy. 794 00:45:00,434 --> 00:45:04,238 Mm-hmm. So what brings you to our kingdom? 795 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:10,744 Something to do with this box we found. 796 00:45:10,811 --> 00:45:12,681 Mm, ah, so nice! 797 00:45:12,746 --> 00:45:15,015 I'll trade you, hmm? 798 00:45:15,082 --> 00:45:16,984 Thanks, but we should probably hold onto this 799 00:45:17,051 --> 00:45:19,320 -until we find a way home. -Yes, yes. 800 00:45:19,386 --> 00:45:20,522 Of course. 801 00:45:20,589 --> 00:45:22,189 -Mm-hmm. -Wait. 802 00:45:22,256 --> 00:45:24,325 How did you make all of that happen? 803 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:27,828 Those are simple spells. 804 00:45:31,065 --> 00:45:33,267 Here, you try. 805 00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:37,238 But I don't know how to read or write Chinese. 806 00:45:37,304 --> 00:45:39,674 Magic is simple. 807 00:45:39,740 --> 00:45:42,677 Draw from your heart. 808 00:45:42,743 --> 00:45:44,044 Okay. 809 00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:49,817 Is this okay? 810 00:45:50,851 --> 00:45:52,152 Well... 811 00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:54,488 let's see how you fare. 812 00:45:58,192 --> 00:46:01,795 Ooh. Oh, magic comes natural for you. 813 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:04,298 It's a kitty! 814 00:46:06,900 --> 00:46:09,537 You are all my guests, 815 00:46:09,604 --> 00:46:13,608 and tomorrow, we will find the castle. 816 00:46:13,675 --> 00:46:15,409 Thank you. 817 00:46:15,476 --> 00:46:16,910 Night, Squirrel. 818 00:46:16,977 --> 00:46:19,046 Night, Patsy. Night, Uncle Chuck. 819 00:46:19,113 --> 00:46:20,314 Night, Hopper. 820 00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:22,751 Night, Hopper. 821 00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:25,819 Night, Grandpa. 822 00:46:40,602 --> 00:46:43,237 Bwak! Bwak, bwak bwak. 823 00:46:43,304 --> 00:46:46,273 Go on, git, you foul critters! 824 00:46:46,340 --> 00:46:48,576 Coming in here looking for dog poop? 825 00:46:48,643 --> 00:46:51,078 What kinda place you think I'm running here? 826 00:46:51,145 --> 00:46:53,548 Daggum hippies! 827 00:47:01,255 --> 00:47:04,491 W-wei? 828 00:47:04,559 --> 00:47:06,260 Wei-wei shen-- 829 00:47:08,663 --> 00:47:10,765 Green Eyed Goddess. How can I help you? 830 00:47:10,831 --> 00:47:13,367 - Maddy? - Mrs. Lee? 831 00:47:13,434 --> 00:47:15,336 Sorry, honey. 832 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,438 The crowd is going nuts. You know these home games. 833 00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:21,141 -Yeah. Go, Tigers. -Listen, it looks like 834 00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:22,577 I'm gonna be a little late tonight. 835 00:47:22,644 --> 00:47:24,378 I'm calling to make sure those two are doing okay. 836 00:47:24,445 --> 00:47:26,880 -Are they there? -Yeah, they're all doing great. 837 00:47:27,881 --> 00:47:29,950 Right, Uncle Chuck? 838 00:47:30,017 --> 00:47:31,485 Great! 839 00:47:31,553 --> 00:47:34,689 Okay, uh, listen, honey, I gotta run. 840 00:47:34,756 --> 00:47:36,758 Duty calls. But give Patsy my love, 841 00:47:36,825 --> 00:47:39,259 -and you two have fun, okay? -Lotsa fun. 842 00:47:39,326 --> 00:47:41,495 All right, bye. 843 00:47:45,199 --> 00:47:47,368 It's okay. I can do this. 844 00:47:48,703 --> 00:47:51,105 Wei shen. 845 00:48:02,249 --> 00:48:03,585 Shh. 846 00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,887 Yes. Okay. 847 00:48:06,954 --> 00:48:09,456 There it is. There it is. 848 00:48:09,524 --> 00:48:10,759 Ah! 849 00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:15,764 Oh, my... 850 00:48:15,830 --> 00:48:18,232 oh--oh! 851 00:48:18,298 --> 00:48:20,835 Aah! Aah! 852 00:48:20,901 --> 00:48:23,470 Aah! 853 00:48:31,412 --> 00:48:35,683 Mighty Lord Kuang, I have what you seek. 854 00:48:35,750 --> 00:48:39,453 But it is protected, so please send your soldiers. 855 00:48:39,521 --> 00:48:41,523 At dawn. 856 00:48:41,589 --> 00:48:43,792 Make yourself scarce 857 00:48:43,858 --> 00:48:47,294 if you want to collect your reward. 858 00:48:47,361 --> 00:48:50,565 Mark the prize! 859 00:48:55,369 --> 00:48:56,671 The master's gonna eat your soul 860 00:48:56,738 --> 00:48:57,839 when he learns of your incompetence! 861 00:48:57,906 --> 00:49:00,240 Gonna eat you first, fat rat. 862 00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:02,242 -No, no, no, no, chicken! -Oh! 863 00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:04,344 Oh, got stuck with a chicken! 864 00:49:04,411 --> 00:49:05,713 Ratatouille. 865 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,481 -No, chicken. -Ratatouille. 866 00:49:07,549 --> 00:49:09,016 Kung pao chicken! 867 00:49:09,082 --> 00:49:10,618 Oh... 868 00:49:10,685 --> 00:49:11,753 Oh! 869 00:49:12,754 --> 00:49:13,954 Oh! 870 00:49:14,021 --> 00:49:15,857 Hei gou fèn? 871 00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:18,358 Hmm? You guys did the hog? 872 00:49:18,425 --> 00:49:20,394 Hei gou fèn? 873 00:49:20,461 --> 00:49:22,931 Uh...what now? 874 00:49:22,996 --> 00:49:24,431 Hei gou fèn? 875 00:49:24,498 --> 00:49:27,201 Uh, Chinese, right? 876 00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:28,302 -Mm! -Mm! 877 00:49:29,571 --> 00:49:31,104 Green Eyed Goddess. 878 00:49:31,171 --> 00:49:33,006 About a mile that way. 879 00:49:33,073 --> 00:49:35,442 Uncle Chuck's got a funky collection. 880 00:49:35,510 --> 00:49:37,478 He'll have what you're looking for. 881 00:49:37,545 --> 00:49:39,980 Yes, yes, yes! 882 00:49:40,047 --> 00:49:42,517 -Ahem. -Oh, no! 883 00:49:42,584 --> 00:49:45,118 -Pay the pig. -Argh! 884 00:49:56,129 --> 00:49:58,131 Ha ha ha. Kurt's lucky day. 885 00:49:58,198 --> 00:50:00,602 All in the reflexes. 886 00:50:12,747 --> 00:50:15,182 Mm, yeah, this is definitely the place. 887 00:50:15,249 --> 00:50:17,217 Definitely the place. Green Eyed Goddess, 888 00:50:17,284 --> 00:50:19,186 they call it. 889 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:26,895 Hello! 890 00:50:27,829 --> 00:50:30,430 Heard you might have some dog poop here? 891 00:50:30,497 --> 00:50:32,667 Of the ebony kind? 892 00:50:42,010 --> 00:50:43,343 Hello? 893 00:50:48,348 --> 00:50:49,483 Come out. 894 00:51:13,240 --> 00:51:14,842 Ha ha! 895 00:51:14,909 --> 00:51:17,912 Oh, that is a vintage year! 896 00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:20,280 Ooh! 897 00:51:30,024 --> 00:51:32,225 And Bingo was his name-o. 898 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:33,728 Hmm? 899 00:51:34,762 --> 00:51:37,331 Oh! Hei gou fèn? 900 00:51:39,534 --> 00:51:42,436 Hey, how'd you know the dog's name? 901 00:51:46,574 --> 00:51:47,675 What? 902 00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:48,910 Yah--ah! 903 00:51:50,678 --> 00:51:54,414 Hey! Haven't seen one of these games since I was a gelfling. 904 00:51:55,783 --> 00:51:57,652 Whaddaya say, pal? 905 00:51:57,719 --> 00:51:59,921 Hmm? Just one match. 906 00:51:59,988 --> 00:52:02,356 We have no time for a children's game. 907 00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:06,493 How about this? Put a little leopard on your lips? 908 00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:09,363 -You rascal. -Ha ha ha. 909 00:52:10,430 --> 00:52:13,001 Where did you find this golden mead? 910 00:52:13,067 --> 00:52:15,335 Oh, this place is full of surprises. 911 00:52:17,972 --> 00:52:21,174 Hey, for a rat, you're really hogging the cat pee. 912 00:52:28,148 --> 00:52:30,018 Ooh! 913 00:52:31,853 --> 00:52:33,021 Ah... 914 00:52:38,492 --> 00:52:40,427 Expect no quarters given 915 00:52:40,494 --> 00:52:43,463 -and a thorough trouncing. -Okay. 916 00:52:51,906 --> 00:52:54,441 Welcome, Trader. 917 00:52:54,509 --> 00:52:56,544 You have come to collect 918 00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:59,147 your reward? 919 00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:01,149 Yes, Lord Kuang, 920 00:53:01,214 --> 00:53:05,419 for I have found the key to your happiness. 921 00:53:05,485 --> 00:53:08,022 You mean the key to my prison. 922 00:53:09,057 --> 00:53:12,259 Stuck here for the last thousand years 923 00:53:12,325 --> 00:53:15,697 while my true destiny is conquering 924 00:53:15,763 --> 00:53:17,464 the five kingdoms. 925 00:53:17,532 --> 00:53:20,768 One tiny artifact 926 00:53:20,835 --> 00:53:25,073 is all that stands between me 927 00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:27,374 and ultimate power. 928 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:31,478 Mm, gold. 929 00:53:31,546 --> 00:53:35,950 And then I'll be god of pain 930 00:53:36,017 --> 00:53:38,418 and mercy. 931 00:53:38,485 --> 00:53:42,523 You are generous beyond measure, 932 00:53:42,590 --> 00:53:45,626 Lord Kuang. 933 00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:50,898 It's your move. Don't be such a chicken. 934 00:53:50,965 --> 00:53:54,001 Hey! I'm not gonna walk into a trap, you rat. 935 00:53:54,068 --> 00:53:56,170 Um...okay. 936 00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:57,404 -Boom. -Ha. 937 00:53:57,471 --> 00:53:59,306 -I knew you were gonna do that. -What? 938 00:53:59,372 --> 00:54:01,943 -Yah! -Oh! That's illegal! 939 00:54:02,009 --> 00:54:04,746 - Oh... - We're playing Morlock rules. 940 00:54:12,053 --> 00:54:14,454 I brought piz...za. 941 00:54:14,522 --> 00:54:15,690 Mrs. Lee! 942 00:54:15,757 --> 00:54:17,725 -Demon! -Oh! 943 00:54:23,664 --> 00:54:25,633 Maddy, what's going on? 944 00:54:25,700 --> 00:54:27,300 Um... 945 00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:30,238 It's complicated? 946 00:54:42,550 --> 00:54:43,785 Huh? 947 00:54:46,554 --> 00:54:48,556 -Grandpa! -Hmm. 948 00:54:48,623 --> 00:54:52,059 You guys think Trader Joe can magic us some breakfast? 949 00:54:52,126 --> 00:54:55,295 Oh, ha. Good morning, child. 950 00:54:55,362 --> 00:54:57,899 Yeah. I want some eggs over my hammy. 951 00:54:57,965 --> 00:55:00,500 Wait--where is Trader Joe? 952 00:55:05,973 --> 00:55:08,209 Eh-uh-ah--is everything all right? 953 00:55:08,276 --> 00:55:12,146 That child, always running around. 954 00:55:22,322 --> 00:55:24,659 I never noticed a door bell last night. 955 00:55:26,426 --> 00:55:29,597 - Door bell? - It's cool, right? 956 00:55:36,537 --> 00:55:38,272 Eh, uh, w-where is he? 957 00:55:38,338 --> 00:55:39,874 Okay, that's odd. 958 00:55:39,941 --> 00:55:42,710 What's that mean, Grandpa? 959 00:55:42,777 --> 00:55:44,745 Oh. 960 00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:46,981 That's the Chinese symbol for ghost. 961 00:55:47,048 --> 00:55:49,750 -What? -But we're not ghosts. 962 00:55:49,817 --> 00:55:53,221 Well, in Chinese, ghost, the character, 963 00:55:53,287 --> 00:55:55,256 can mean many things. Ha. 964 00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,091 -Like what? -Well, 965 00:55:57,158 --> 00:55:59,426 a ghost, obviously, zombies, spirits 966 00:55:59,492 --> 00:56:01,696 that are angry and jealous and... 967 00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:07,235 Hopping vampires! 968 00:56:07,301 --> 00:56:09,469 -Hopping what now? -Hopping vampires! 969 00:56:09,537 --> 00:56:11,939 That symbol was meant for them to locate us. 970 00:56:12,006 --> 00:56:14,508 They track breath, so just hold your breath. 971 00:56:14,575 --> 00:56:17,011 Now, we've got--whoa! Let's get outta here. 972 00:56:17,078 --> 00:56:18,411 Come on. 973 00:56:18,478 --> 00:56:19,814 Come on, kids! 974 00:56:19,881 --> 00:56:22,049 The hopping vampires are coming! 975 00:56:41,736 --> 00:56:43,436 Ah! 976 00:56:43,504 --> 00:56:45,373 -Are you okay, Grandpa? -Ha ha ha! 977 00:56:45,438 --> 00:56:47,508 I'm fine! Ha ha ha! 978 00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:49,043 - Ohh... 979 00:56:54,248 --> 00:56:56,083 Witness this moment, Trader. 980 00:56:56,150 --> 00:56:59,253 Ooh, this is the hand of destiny, 981 00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:01,488 when I become 982 00:57:01,555 --> 00:57:04,358 a god. 983 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:07,094 What? 984 00:57:33,521 --> 00:57:37,758 Find it fast, or you'll beg for a fate 985 00:57:37,825 --> 00:57:41,529 as kind...as his. 986 00:57:49,502 --> 00:57:51,906 My Lord, 987 00:57:51,973 --> 00:57:54,175 I will find the box, 988 00:57:54,241 --> 00:57:57,678 I promise. 989 00:57:57,745 --> 00:58:01,182 Yes, you will, Trader. 990 00:58:01,248 --> 00:58:04,819 You will, or... 991 00:58:04,885 --> 00:58:07,355 I'll boil your bones 992 00:58:07,421 --> 00:58:09,757 until your flesh 993 00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:11,692 falls off. 994 00:58:13,027 --> 00:58:16,330 Understand? 995 00:58:19,133 --> 00:58:21,435 He said the fortress was only a day's travel away. 996 00:58:21,501 --> 00:58:23,471 Yeah. But he has a donkey and a wagon. 997 00:58:23,537 --> 00:58:25,072 -We just got our feet. -True. 998 00:58:25,139 --> 00:58:28,442 The magic map thing made it look like it was this way. 999 00:58:29,310 --> 00:58:30,378 Seriously? 1000 00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:36,517 Get back. What are you doing? 1001 00:58:36,584 --> 00:58:38,686 There's some good news. 1002 00:58:38,753 --> 00:58:42,056 - There's the castle. - Can't go across here, 1003 00:58:42,123 --> 00:58:43,924 so let's just back up. 1004 00:58:43,991 --> 00:58:46,260 Come on. 1005 00:58:46,327 --> 00:58:49,163 "Mirror of shadow, their guiding lights 1006 00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:53,167 make lupine lords their acolytes." 1007 00:58:59,940 --> 00:59:03,911 "And two pale ladies adrift at sea 1008 00:59:03,978 --> 00:59:05,913 "reflected beauty will be their key. 1009 00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:08,816 Unlock the past and set it free." 1010 00:59:09,884 --> 00:59:11,485 Does that mean anything to you? 1011 00:59:11,552 --> 00:59:13,921 No. But it does remind me 1012 00:59:13,988 --> 00:59:15,589 of the riddle of the Sphinx. 1013 00:59:15,656 --> 00:59:17,191 Do you know that one? 1014 00:59:17,258 --> 00:59:19,627 -Of course, yeah. -Yeah, that's a great riddle. 1015 00:59:19,693 --> 00:59:22,596 Yeah. Totally. Yeah, I know that one. 1016 00:59:27,001 --> 00:59:28,169 How does it go again? 1017 00:59:28,235 --> 00:59:30,104 What has four legs in the morning, 1018 00:59:30,171 --> 00:59:34,475 two legs in the afternoon, and three legs at night? 1019 00:59:34,543 --> 00:59:36,577 Right, yeah. That one. 1020 00:59:38,712 --> 00:59:41,182 And the answer is... 1021 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:43,350 -Man. -Yeah, 'cause babies 1022 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,319 -crawl on all fours. -And adults walk on two legs. 1023 00:59:45,386 --> 00:59:46,620 And old people-- 1024 00:59:46,687 --> 00:59:50,157 Hey. Wise men... have three legs. 1025 00:59:50,224 --> 00:59:52,059 One, two, three. 1026 00:59:52,126 --> 00:59:54,862 -So it's a metaphor. -Mm-hmm. 1027 00:59:54,929 --> 00:59:57,098 But we're missing something. 1028 00:59:57,865 --> 00:59:59,300 Here. 1029 01:00:00,501 --> 01:00:02,736 Nature calls. 1030 01:00:04,772 --> 01:00:05,940 Okay. 1031 01:00:07,241 --> 01:00:10,978 "Two pale ladies adrift at sea." 1032 01:00:11,045 --> 01:00:12,346 Pale ladies? 1033 01:00:12,413 --> 01:00:13,681 Yeah. 1034 01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:16,518 Like the two moons Joe was talking about? 1035 01:00:16,585 --> 01:00:18,752 Called 'em the two sisters. 1036 01:00:18,819 --> 01:00:20,754 Can't believe the guy ratted us out. 1037 01:00:20,821 --> 01:00:22,423 You're a genius! 1038 01:00:24,325 --> 01:00:27,761 It's the moon. Or...the moons. 1039 01:00:27,828 --> 01:00:29,697 In our world, there's only one moon, 1040 01:00:29,763 --> 01:00:32,466 so of course, it didn't make any sense, but here... 1041 01:00:34,235 --> 01:00:35,336 There's two. 1042 01:00:36,403 --> 01:00:40,674 Okay. But how do you reflect beauty? 1043 01:00:40,741 --> 01:00:42,676 Do you need a mirror? 1044 01:00:42,743 --> 01:00:45,514 Reflected, meaning... 1045 01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:47,381 matching on each side. 1046 01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:50,351 So if we push the moons to the corner... 1047 01:00:51,919 --> 01:00:53,622 It's working. 1048 01:00:55,022 --> 01:00:58,058 Even in the land... 1049 01:00:58,125 --> 01:01:01,028 of the eight immortals... 1050 01:01:01,095 --> 01:01:04,698 when a man's gotta go, he's gotta go. 1051 01:01:04,765 --> 01:01:08,035 Well, the kids can't see me. 1052 01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:21,315 Rain and thunder. 1053 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:33,394 I thought I went this way, 1054 01:01:33,460 --> 01:01:35,597 but no, couldn't have been. 1055 01:01:35,664 --> 01:01:37,031 Ha ha. No, no. 1056 01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:39,601 Little confused here. Let's see. 1057 01:01:39,668 --> 01:01:41,636 Must be this way. Yeah. 1058 01:01:52,713 --> 01:01:55,115 Okay, so this is a crescent moon. 1059 01:01:55,182 --> 01:01:57,451 So it has to move over here on this side? 1060 01:01:57,519 --> 01:01:59,688 And then it has to match with the crescent moon 1061 01:01:59,753 --> 01:02:01,322 -on this side. -Okay, okay, yeah. 1062 01:02:01,388 --> 01:02:03,457 What was that? 1063 01:02:03,525 --> 01:02:06,727 Where did it come from? 1064 01:02:06,794 --> 01:02:09,396 -This way. -Hopper, wait! 1065 01:02:09,463 --> 01:02:11,332 Well, will you wait? 1066 01:02:20,841 --> 01:02:22,711 It could be dangerous! 1067 01:02:42,196 --> 01:02:43,864 Thank you, kind stranger. 1068 01:02:48,769 --> 01:02:51,573 -Glad we could help. -What is your name, sir knight? 1069 01:02:52,707 --> 01:02:53,742 Knight? 1070 01:02:53,807 --> 01:02:55,876 Are these your serfs? 1071 01:02:55,943 --> 01:02:58,045 I don't surf. I boogie-boarded one time 1072 01:02:58,112 --> 01:02:59,813 in California for summer vacation. 1073 01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:02,216 We're not his serfs, and he's not a knight. 1074 01:03:02,283 --> 01:03:04,818 I'm Patsy. What's your name? 1075 01:03:04,885 --> 01:03:08,188 I'm Allura. Thank you all for your kindness. 1076 01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:13,027 No need to thank us. Just, uh, doing my job. 1077 01:03:13,093 --> 01:03:15,195 Your job? You go to high school. 1078 01:03:15,262 --> 01:03:17,532 At least let me share my supper with you all 1079 01:03:17,599 --> 01:03:20,901 to thank you for your charity and to bind that wound you have. 1080 01:03:22,403 --> 01:03:23,538 Oh, yeah. 1081 01:03:23,605 --> 01:03:24,773 Yeah. I could eat. 1082 01:03:24,838 --> 01:03:26,508 Follow me. 1083 01:03:28,677 --> 01:03:30,545 -Are you sure you're okay? -Guys, we can't just-- 1084 01:03:30,612 --> 01:03:32,781 - I could carry you. - What about Grandpa? 1085 01:03:46,561 --> 01:03:48,763 Bush, get out of my face! 1086 01:04:05,112 --> 01:04:08,048 Oh, so beautiful. 1087 01:04:08,115 --> 01:04:11,285 Oh! Oh. Ha ha ha. 1088 01:04:19,093 --> 01:04:21,629 Oh. The great Buddha. 1089 01:04:22,597 --> 01:04:25,734 Must be people around, and those kids! 1090 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,168 They're always getting lost. 1091 01:04:28,235 --> 01:04:30,270 Hopper? 1092 01:04:34,908 --> 01:04:36,778 Oh! 1093 01:04:36,845 --> 01:04:39,079 Oh! 1094 01:04:39,146 --> 01:04:41,448 Oh! 1095 01:04:44,284 --> 01:04:46,521 I-I'm sorry! 1096 01:04:57,398 --> 01:05:01,803 I am always a little stiff after 100-year nap. 1097 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:04,371 But no worry, young one. 1098 01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:07,975 Well met is well met. 1099 01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:10,545 Young one? Uh, me? 1100 01:05:10,612 --> 01:05:11,945 Ha. 1101 01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:15,617 I was wrinkled before the mountains were born 1102 01:05:15,683 --> 01:05:18,452 and the four winds whispered, 1103 01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:24,592 but I am just a hatchling before the eyes of the goddess. 1104 01:05:24,659 --> 01:05:28,328 Now, why don't you tell me about your journey 1105 01:05:28,395 --> 01:05:32,332 over a nice hot cup of tea? 1106 01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:34,869 Tea? Ha ha. 1107 01:05:34,935 --> 01:05:37,337 Tea invigorates the mind 1108 01:05:37,404 --> 01:05:39,741 and lets the chi flow. 1109 01:05:39,808 --> 01:05:43,410 Make yourself comfortable. Sit, sit. 1110 01:05:45,412 --> 01:05:46,548 Most gracious. 1111 01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:54,221 Most gracious indeed. 1112 01:05:57,024 --> 01:05:59,259 Welcome to my humble camp. 1113 01:05:59,326 --> 01:06:00,895 I beg your forgiveness. 1114 01:06:00,961 --> 01:06:03,531 I did not know I would be having anyone for dinner. 1115 01:06:03,598 --> 01:06:05,834 No, I-I love what you did with the place. 1116 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,435 You are too kind, brave knight. 1117 01:06:08,502 --> 01:06:10,572 I mean...Hopper. 1118 01:06:10,638 --> 01:06:13,073 Oh, I-it's cool. 1119 01:06:13,140 --> 01:06:16,511 It is almost finished. I just need to add the meat. 1120 01:06:16,578 --> 01:06:18,580 Smells delicious. And I'm good with veggies 1121 01:06:18,646 --> 01:06:20,548 if you wanna start eating early. 1122 01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:23,718 No, it is much more delicious when fresh meat's fat 1123 01:06:23,785 --> 01:06:25,920 blends into the broth. 1124 01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:27,922 Trust me. 1125 01:06:27,988 --> 01:06:31,258 Well, we'll be right here when it's ready, Allura. 1126 01:06:31,325 --> 01:06:33,561 Patience, tender ones. 1127 01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:36,497 Let's mend your wound. 1128 01:06:46,073 --> 01:06:47,140 Oh. 1129 01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:50,277 Thank you. 1130 01:06:56,784 --> 01:06:58,853 Butter is the perfect salve. 1131 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,054 It can cure any wound. 1132 01:07:06,728 --> 01:07:07,795 Oh. 1133 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:09,564 Much better. 1134 01:07:14,368 --> 01:07:17,304 So mirrors of shadow means when moons are in shadow 1135 01:07:17,371 --> 01:07:19,306 -and guiding light... -'Cause moons are bright? 1136 01:07:19,373 --> 01:07:22,610 Yep. And lupine lords--make lupine lords their acolytes. 1137 01:07:22,677 --> 01:07:24,411 -Rabbits? -Close. That's lapin. 1138 01:07:24,478 --> 01:07:25,547 Lupine means wolf. 1139 01:07:25,613 --> 01:07:27,782 Acolyte means someone who worships. 1140 01:07:27,849 --> 01:07:30,618 -Wolves howl at the moon. -So they worship the moon. 1141 01:07:30,685 --> 01:07:33,253 You got it! Two pale ladies adrift at sea. 1142 01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:34,656 That's gotta be the two moons. 1143 01:07:34,722 --> 01:07:37,257 -In a sea of stars. -Pretty. 1144 01:07:37,324 --> 01:07:39,861 And that last part--reflected beauty will be the key. 1145 01:07:39,928 --> 01:07:43,096 So if I match the lunar phases with each corner, 1146 01:07:43,163 --> 01:07:45,432 feels like it's about to... 1147 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,569 It's open. 1148 01:07:47,635 --> 01:07:50,103 Hopper, I got it open! 1149 01:07:50,170 --> 01:07:51,739 Gimme a sec. 1150 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,508 Are you good with bread? 1151 01:07:53,575 --> 01:07:55,242 Yeah. 1152 01:07:55,309 --> 01:07:57,244 Big jerk. 1153 01:07:59,747 --> 01:08:02,349 A geode? What is this? 1154 01:08:02,416 --> 01:08:04,852 Oh, super cool. 1155 01:08:04,919 --> 01:08:07,722 I was hoping for some answers, not jewelry. 1156 01:08:07,789 --> 01:08:10,157 Still awesome that you figured it out. 1157 01:08:10,223 --> 01:08:11,391 I guess. 1158 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:13,293 That soup might need some more stirring-- 1159 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,195 for a taste test, just to see if it needs 1160 01:08:15,262 --> 01:08:17,799 -any more salt, of course. -Of course. 1161 01:08:30,078 --> 01:08:33,380 So, Allura, when are you adding the meat? 1162 01:08:33,447 --> 01:08:36,084 Soon enough. Soon enough. 1163 01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:39,186 Mmm. Smells yummy. 1164 01:08:40,588 --> 01:08:44,391 I spy with my little eye something that starts with... 1165 01:08:44,458 --> 01:08:46,193 Squirrel? 1166 01:08:46,259 --> 01:08:49,196 And then I came into this meadow and sat on you. 1167 01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:50,932 I-I'm so sorry about that. 1168 01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:52,900 And now I'm having tea 1169 01:08:52,967 --> 01:08:55,202 with a talking turtle. 1170 01:08:55,268 --> 01:08:57,038 Tortoise. 1171 01:08:57,105 --> 01:08:59,841 Well, I was never very good with biology. 1172 01:08:59,907 --> 01:09:02,342 Ah... 1173 01:09:03,176 --> 01:09:05,680 Breath of the Buddha. 1174 01:09:06,914 --> 01:09:09,851 Whoa, hey, hey, come back! 1175 01:09:09,917 --> 01:09:12,687 Oh, that dumb, stupid... 1176 01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:14,922 stupid scarf! 1177 01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:18,392 Is it the scarf's fault 1178 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:20,360 or the person who gave it to you? 1179 01:09:20,427 --> 01:09:22,864 You mean that sneaky little Trader Joe? 1180 01:09:22,930 --> 01:09:26,233 Or maybe the person who wove it. 1181 01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:28,268 Oh, I-I never met them. 1182 01:09:28,335 --> 01:09:33,041 Or you can just blame the wind. 1183 01:09:33,107 --> 01:09:34,575 What are you talking about? 1184 01:09:34,642 --> 01:09:36,978 I'm saying, my young friend, 1185 01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:41,716 that you carry a lot of potatoes. 1186 01:09:41,783 --> 01:09:43,918 Potatoes? 1187 01:09:48,156 --> 01:09:52,225 Imagine your anger is a potato. 1188 01:09:55,730 --> 01:09:58,833 If everything that makes you angry 1189 01:09:58,900 --> 01:10:02,804 becomes a new potato for you to carry, 1190 01:10:02,870 --> 01:10:05,405 what would you have, hmm? 1191 01:10:09,476 --> 01:10:11,612 I would have a lot of potatoes. 1192 01:10:11,679 --> 01:10:14,816 Yes. And if you carried those potatoes 1193 01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:16,951 everywhere you go, 1194 01:10:17,018 --> 01:10:20,320 It would be very heavy. 1195 01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:22,456 And stinky. 1196 01:10:22,523 --> 01:10:26,259 It is hard to share joy 1197 01:10:26,326 --> 01:10:30,064 with you are stinky with anger. 1198 01:10:30,131 --> 01:10:32,967 Then what should I do? 1199 01:10:33,034 --> 01:10:35,235 Just let go. 1200 01:10:35,302 --> 01:10:38,573 You make it sound so easy. 1201 01:10:38,639 --> 01:10:40,708 Ha ha ha ha. 1202 01:10:40,775 --> 01:10:43,878 You choose to carry the potatoes, 1203 01:10:43,945 --> 01:10:47,849 so you can choose to let them go. 1204 01:10:47,915 --> 01:10:52,285 Choose to let go of your anger. 1205 01:10:52,352 --> 01:10:56,490 Choose to drop your potatoes. 1206 01:11:07,602 --> 01:11:11,271 So did you find anything new about our little treasure? 1207 01:11:11,338 --> 01:11:12,807 -Uh-huh. -Mm. 1208 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:16,844 Ooh, it's got writing stuff inside. 1209 01:11:16,911 --> 01:11:18,445 But I saw-- 1210 01:11:21,182 --> 01:11:23,283 We're just about ready for the meat. 1211 01:11:23,350 --> 01:11:25,119 Why don't you wash up first? 1212 01:11:25,186 --> 01:11:28,388 Oh, we'll be right over. 1213 01:11:28,455 --> 01:11:30,323 -Do you trust me? -Of course I do. 1214 01:11:30,390 --> 01:11:32,727 You're my best friend. But why are we whispering? 1215 01:11:32,794 --> 01:11:35,830 I saw something--can see things through the stone. 1216 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:38,298 There's spell scrolls hanging all over camp. 1217 01:11:38,365 --> 01:11:40,333 Oh, like that magic stuff Joe did. 1218 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,837 -Not good magic like those buns. -Oh, those were delicious. 1219 01:11:42,904 --> 01:11:45,039 Bad magic. Really bad. 1220 01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:47,608 Allura isn't that. 1221 01:11:47,675 --> 01:11:49,010 Then what is she? 1222 01:11:49,076 --> 01:11:50,945 Nasty. 1223 01:11:51,012 --> 01:11:53,014 Evil nasty. 1224 01:11:53,080 --> 01:11:55,049 You're just jealous. 1225 01:11:55,116 --> 01:11:57,350 Come on, you know I'm not like that. 1226 01:11:58,485 --> 01:12:01,622 Please. Hopper's life depends on it. 1227 01:12:01,689 --> 01:12:04,192 So what do we do? 1228 01:12:04,258 --> 01:12:06,060 -See those flowers over there? -Yeah. 1229 01:12:06,127 --> 01:12:07,795 Tear them down when I give you the signal. 1230 01:12:07,862 --> 01:12:09,230 Okay. 1231 01:12:09,297 --> 01:12:10,598 -By the way. -Yeah? 1232 01:12:10,665 --> 01:12:14,202 Those flowers are really just a gross severed arm, FYI. 1233 01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:29,517 Ha, Allura, you got some nice flowers here. 1234 01:12:29,584 --> 01:12:32,053 My favorites are begonias. 1235 01:12:36,290 --> 01:12:38,893 -Why isn't it working? -I don't know. 1236 01:12:44,232 --> 01:12:47,134 My mouth is watering. Looks delicious. 1237 01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:48,236 Wait. 1238 01:12:49,502 --> 01:12:51,906 -It's gotta be the necklace. -The necklace? 1239 01:12:52,874 --> 01:12:55,176 -Gimme a distraction. -Distraction. Okay. 1240 01:12:55,243 --> 01:12:57,745 -Severed arm. -Oh. Ugh! 1241 01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:58,913 Uh...uh... 1242 01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:00,281 oh, hey, Allura! 1243 01:13:00,348 --> 01:13:02,617 Everyone says that Hopper smells like 1244 01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:04,952 a bacon-coated grease monkey. 1245 01:13:05,019 --> 01:13:06,320 Oh. 1246 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:08,289 I never noticed it, but... 1247 01:13:16,496 --> 01:13:19,100 Relax, Patsy. 1248 01:13:19,166 --> 01:13:20,601 There's enough Hopper for everyone. 1249 01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:22,502 Right, Allura? 1250 01:13:22,570 --> 01:13:24,238 Smells tasty! 1251 01:13:24,305 --> 01:13:26,107 Oh, my god! 1252 01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:31,612 Where are you going, my tasty treats? 1253 01:13:31,679 --> 01:13:35,116 I insist you stay for dinner! 1254 01:13:35,182 --> 01:13:36,984 Ah-ah-ah! Oh-oh-oh! 1255 01:13:39,353 --> 01:13:41,322 Oh, yummy, yummy! 1256 01:13:42,990 --> 01:13:44,025 Oh-- 1257 01:13:47,962 --> 01:13:49,597 Ta-da. 1258 01:13:51,565 --> 01:13:53,567 -That was crazy. -What is happening? 1259 01:13:53,634 --> 01:13:56,203 Oh, sweet children, spare my life, please. 1260 01:13:56,270 --> 01:13:59,173 I'll tell you anything! Oh, please. 1261 01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,075 How do we get to the castle? 1262 01:14:01,142 --> 01:14:04,045 Of course, dear girl, but first, put out the fire. 1263 01:14:04,111 --> 01:14:08,349 No. You tell us first, or I'll boil your butt down to porridge. 1264 01:14:08,416 --> 01:14:11,919 -And feed it to the rats. -No, not the rats! Very well. 1265 01:14:11,986 --> 01:14:14,822 It's the bridge. It's just ahead, but hidden. 1266 01:14:14,889 --> 01:14:18,359 -Now, please, let me go. -Is that what you need? 1267 01:14:18,426 --> 01:14:20,161 It better be. 1268 01:14:20,227 --> 01:14:22,495 Or I'll be back. 1269 01:14:22,563 --> 01:14:24,799 And you know there is nowhere 1270 01:14:24,865 --> 01:14:26,233 you can hide from me. 1271 01:14:28,235 --> 01:14:29,804 Uh, Pats... 1272 01:14:29,870 --> 01:14:31,639 I think she got it. 1273 01:14:31,706 --> 01:14:33,741 Right. Right. 1274 01:14:33,808 --> 01:14:35,743 Oh, thank you, sweet boy, 1275 01:14:35,810 --> 01:14:37,712 delicious boy. 1276 01:14:37,778 --> 01:14:39,380 -Gross. -Aah! 1277 01:14:47,487 --> 01:14:50,057 Time to put our money where her mouth is. 1278 01:14:50,124 --> 01:14:52,026 Okay. That's just creepy. 1279 01:14:52,093 --> 01:14:54,695 You know, 'cause she was gonna eat us. 1280 01:14:54,762 --> 01:14:56,831 Where's Chuck? 1281 01:14:57,932 --> 01:15:00,067 Over there. I see his scarf. 1282 01:15:00,134 --> 01:15:02,036 - How'd he cross? - He must have 1283 01:15:02,103 --> 01:15:04,405 figured it out. 1284 01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:11,212 I see it. 1285 01:15:12,613 --> 01:15:14,648 But I'm gonna have to guide you. 1286 01:15:26,027 --> 01:15:27,395 Do you trust me? 1287 01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:31,232 -Yes. -Always. 1288 01:15:38,439 --> 01:15:39,907 Okay. 1289 01:15:39,974 --> 01:15:42,243 And then...here. 1290 01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:47,648 I got you. 1291 01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:51,118 Okay. 1292 01:15:59,927 --> 01:16:03,364 Everyone wants happy, and no one wants pain. 1293 01:16:03,431 --> 01:16:07,001 But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain. 1294 01:16:07,068 --> 01:16:11,972 Your Dolly Parton sounds very wise. 1295 01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:14,208 Yes. Very... 1296 01:16:14,275 --> 01:16:15,810 very wise. 1297 01:16:15,876 --> 01:16:19,647 Now, get up and stretch your back. 1298 01:16:19,713 --> 01:16:24,985 My tea does wonders for your tender vittles. 1299 01:16:27,088 --> 01:16:28,355 Oh! 1300 01:16:28,422 --> 01:16:31,258 My back. Ooh! 1301 01:16:31,325 --> 01:16:35,029 Not as young as...ha ha. 1302 01:16:40,701 --> 01:16:42,937 Yes... 1303 01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:46,974 walk your true path. 1304 01:16:52,413 --> 01:16:53,614 Oh. 1305 01:16:56,984 --> 01:16:58,986 It feels so light, 1306 01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:00,421 and I feel light. 1307 01:17:00,488 --> 01:17:03,624 Oh. This is magical. It's amaz-- 1308 01:17:06,427 --> 01:17:08,563 Thank you, Sifu. 1309 01:17:08,629 --> 01:17:09,964 Thank you. 1310 01:17:22,843 --> 01:17:25,479 The portal is primed and prepared. 1311 01:17:26,981 --> 01:17:30,151 Time to go home and dispose of this vile attire. 1312 01:17:30,217 --> 01:17:32,653 Hey, hey, hey, wait. Before we go back 1313 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:36,223 under the watchful eyes of our illustrious master, 1314 01:17:36,290 --> 01:17:39,960 how 'bout we do a little leopard liquid one last time? 1315 01:17:40,027 --> 01:17:42,196 I like the way you're not thinking. 1316 01:17:43,964 --> 01:17:45,733 The forbidden fruit. 1317 01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:49,069 Cheers, to the last of this free realm. 1318 01:17:49,136 --> 01:17:50,871 Free range, baby. 1319 01:17:53,941 --> 01:17:55,876 Hey, you drank it all! 1320 01:18:02,183 --> 01:18:04,151 That was insane. 1321 01:18:04,218 --> 01:18:05,886 Where's Grandpa? 1322 01:18:05,953 --> 01:18:07,955 -Uncle Chuck? -Chuck! 1323 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:09,323 Grandpa? 1324 01:18:12,393 --> 01:18:14,195 Did you hear that? 1325 01:18:16,163 --> 01:18:17,731 It's over here! 1326 01:18:22,036 --> 01:18:23,771 Um, Patsy-- 1327 01:18:23,837 --> 01:18:25,773 Oh! 1328 01:18:25,839 --> 01:18:28,409 Must have gone back. 1329 01:18:28,475 --> 01:18:30,579 Whoa! No, no, no, no! 1330 01:18:30,645 --> 01:18:32,479 Cane, what are you doing? 1331 01:18:32,547 --> 01:18:36,917 Whoa, oh, oh! I'm gonna fall! 1332 01:18:36,984 --> 01:18:38,786 Oh...oh... 1333 01:18:38,852 --> 01:18:40,120 uh... 1334 01:18:40,187 --> 01:18:42,122 y-you're okay. 1335 01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:44,325 But no further, please. 1336 01:18:45,726 --> 01:18:48,395 Oh-oh-oh-ohh! 1337 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:51,765 Cane, you did such a good job. 1338 01:18:51,832 --> 01:18:53,334 Hello, Chuck! 1339 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,769 Kids! 1340 01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:57,672 Are you okay? 1341 01:18:57,738 --> 01:19:00,542 I've come for the box, 1342 01:19:00,609 --> 01:19:02,977 and this time, no tricks. 1343 01:19:03,043 --> 01:19:04,679 Just give him the box. 1344 01:19:04,745 --> 01:19:07,448 But Grandpa, we gotta get the box to the castle 1345 01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:08,983 so they can help us get home. 1346 01:19:09,049 --> 01:19:12,052 And we will, together and safe. Just trust your grandfather. 1347 01:19:12,119 --> 01:19:13,655 Now, give him the box. 1348 01:19:18,526 --> 01:19:20,394 Now let him go! 1349 01:19:22,763 --> 01:19:24,532 Drop the boy. 1350 01:19:24,599 --> 01:19:26,300 Wait, wait, wait-- 1351 01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:30,504 I'm cool. Yeah, I'm cool. 1352 01:19:30,572 --> 01:19:33,140 I'm rich! 1353 01:19:34,576 --> 01:19:36,110 You bag of farts! 1354 01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:38,279 Are you okay, Hopper? 1355 01:19:38,345 --> 01:19:41,148 -Did they hurt you? -Yeah, I'm good. 1356 01:19:41,215 --> 01:19:42,950 Good thing you took out the stone. 1357 01:19:45,754 --> 01:19:48,022 Thank you, Squirrel. 1358 01:19:48,088 --> 01:19:51,792 I'll take that as well. Hee hee hee. 1359 01:19:58,432 --> 01:20:01,201 Squirrel! What are you doing? 1360 01:20:04,838 --> 01:20:07,441 Yes! 1361 01:20:12,980 --> 01:20:14,948 -Wow, Squirrel. Really? -I'm sorry. 1362 01:20:17,451 --> 01:20:21,188 Now to tie up these ugly loose ends! 1363 01:20:26,093 --> 01:20:27,796 Ha ha! Ya missed! 1364 01:20:27,861 --> 01:20:30,097 Oh, did I? 1365 01:20:30,164 --> 01:20:31,865 Look again! 1366 01:20:33,334 --> 01:20:35,836 Aah! 1367 01:20:49,316 --> 01:20:51,952 Oh, poor Patsy, 1368 01:20:52,019 --> 01:20:54,689 so close and yet so far! 1369 01:20:54,756 --> 01:20:57,458 -What do you mean? -Remember the wizard 1370 01:20:57,525 --> 01:21:00,928 -I told you about? -The benevolent one? 1371 01:21:00,994 --> 01:21:02,630 Yes! 1372 01:21:02,697 --> 01:21:05,999 She sent me to get the box and the Eye of Erlang. 1373 01:21:06,066 --> 01:21:08,102 But why? 1374 01:21:08,168 --> 01:21:10,304 To be rich! Ha ha ha ha! 1375 01:21:10,371 --> 01:21:12,807 And to give Lord Kuang the power 1376 01:21:12,873 --> 01:21:14,576 of the Keeper! 1377 01:21:14,642 --> 01:21:16,678 The Keeper? 1378 01:21:16,745 --> 01:21:20,849 Yes! The Keeper can open portals to all the realms. 1379 01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:24,418 Wait! That stone is how we get home? 1380 01:21:24,485 --> 01:21:25,687 Yes! 1381 01:21:28,723 --> 01:21:32,493 And you fools had it all along, 1382 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:35,563 and when I give it to Lord Kuang, 1383 01:21:35,630 --> 01:21:39,834 she will use it to destroy your world. 1384 01:21:41,402 --> 01:21:44,739 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, go, Trader, go, Trader. 1385 01:21:44,806 --> 01:21:46,775 Your victory dance is stupid! 1386 01:21:46,841 --> 01:21:48,442 You can't keep us down here. 1387 01:21:48,510 --> 01:21:53,947 You'll do that all by yourselves. 1388 01:21:54,014 --> 01:21:58,452 Your fear and anger will keep you locked in here. 1389 01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:01,589 You're caught in the pit 1390 01:22:01,656 --> 01:22:03,957 of despair! 1391 01:22:04,024 --> 01:22:06,226 Toodles! 1392 01:22:07,796 --> 01:22:09,229 Great job, Squirrel brain. 1393 01:22:09,296 --> 01:22:11,398 -I didn't do it on purpose. -No, you just open your mouth, 1394 01:22:11,465 --> 01:22:13,367 and trouble pours right on out of it. 1395 01:22:13,434 --> 01:22:14,968 Everybody at school thinks you're dumb. 1396 01:22:15,035 --> 01:22:18,172 Knock it off! Give me a boost. Maybe we can climb these roots. 1397 01:22:18,238 --> 01:22:20,875 - Who put you in charge? - Yeah you're not the boss of me. 1398 01:22:20,941 --> 01:22:22,544 What is your problem? 1399 01:22:22,610 --> 01:22:23,912 -You. -I'm the problem? 1400 01:22:23,977 --> 01:22:26,013 You got us in this whole thing in the first place. 1401 01:22:26,079 --> 01:22:28,248 No, no, you guys are the ones who picked up the box first, 1402 01:22:28,315 --> 01:22:29,884 and that's why we're in this situation. 1403 01:22:29,950 --> 01:22:31,886 Well, you led them to us. Sold us out! 1404 01:22:31,952 --> 01:22:34,522 No, no, no, no. It's both you guys' fault. 1405 01:22:34,589 --> 01:22:36,390 If you didn't get captured by the turd eaters-- 1406 01:22:36,457 --> 01:22:39,460 I got captured because you guys wanted to play around. 1407 01:22:39,527 --> 01:22:42,664 And if you didn't solve the chop, we wouldn't be here. 1408 01:22:42,730 --> 01:22:44,566 Well, let's ask Hopper, 'cause he wouldn't know. 1409 01:22:44,632 --> 01:22:46,200 Yeah, you have the IQ of a chipmunk. 1410 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:48,135 -Squirrel. Squirrel. -Chipmunk. Chipmunk. 1411 01:22:48,202 --> 01:22:49,203 -Grease monkey! -Squirrel! 1412 01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:50,204 -Chipmunk! -Nerd! 1413 01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:52,206 -Poodle head! -Grandpa! 1414 01:22:52,272 --> 01:22:53,508 What are you doing? 1415 01:22:53,575 --> 01:22:56,878 A journey of a thousand miles 1416 01:22:56,945 --> 01:22:59,313 begins with a single step. 1417 01:22:59,379 --> 01:23:02,249 Enough! I don't need your fortune cookie bullcrap.! 1418 01:23:02,316 --> 01:23:04,919 And I don't need ancient Chinese riddles. 1419 01:23:04,985 --> 01:23:07,454 I need you to actually help me, for once! 1420 01:23:07,522 --> 01:23:10,525 For once? I'm always helping you. 1421 01:23:10,592 --> 01:23:12,392 -But you're too-- -Spoiled? 1422 01:23:12,459 --> 01:23:13,928 My mom's too permissive? 1423 01:23:14,027 --> 01:23:15,462 I know what you think of me. 1424 01:23:15,530 --> 01:23:17,130 You never come to the store. 1425 01:23:17,197 --> 01:23:20,902 How do you expect me to keep the Lee family name alive? 1426 01:23:20,969 --> 01:23:22,102 You never do any real work. 1427 01:23:22,169 --> 01:23:23,938 I work my butt off! 1428 01:23:24,004 --> 01:23:26,975 Violin, ukelele, scholarship applications! 1429 01:23:27,040 --> 01:23:29,309 I fall asleep on my books! 1430 01:23:29,376 --> 01:23:32,112 I don't have a life. I don't even have any friends. 1431 01:23:32,179 --> 01:23:33,882 Yeah, maybe that's a you problem. 1432 01:23:33,948 --> 01:23:36,751 'Cause it's always all about Pats. 1433 01:23:36,818 --> 01:23:40,955 You talk to your grandfather with such disrespect. 1434 01:23:41,021 --> 01:23:43,257 Your father would never do that. 1435 01:23:43,323 --> 01:23:44,959 But I'm not him! 1436 01:23:46,794 --> 01:23:49,964 Choose to let go of your anger. 1437 01:23:50,030 --> 01:23:54,501 Choose to drop your potatoes. 1438 01:24:02,309 --> 01:24:04,746 Patsy, I'm sorry. 1439 01:24:04,812 --> 01:24:06,413 I love you. 1440 01:24:07,447 --> 01:24:10,484 You're right. You're not him. 1441 01:24:10,552 --> 01:24:15,055 But when I see you... I see my son. 1442 01:24:16,156 --> 01:24:19,326 You look at me like... 1443 01:24:19,393 --> 01:24:23,430 Like you wish you could trade my life for his. 1444 01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,332 Like I'm not good enough. 1445 01:24:25,399 --> 01:24:27,802 Why do you think I wanna get out of town so bad? 1446 01:24:29,871 --> 01:24:32,040 I can't live in Dad's shadow. 1447 01:24:33,908 --> 01:24:35,810 I can't live with your regret. 1448 01:24:36,711 --> 01:24:38,680 Patsy, 1449 01:24:38,746 --> 01:24:42,917 the regret is only in myself. 1450 01:24:42,984 --> 01:24:46,955 I must confess to you I pushed your father to visit 1451 01:24:47,021 --> 01:24:49,189 that dig site in Scotland. 1452 01:24:49,256 --> 01:24:51,025 I knew the rainy season was coming, 1453 01:24:51,091 --> 01:24:52,927 but I-I sent him anyway. 1454 01:24:55,162 --> 01:24:57,799 And it...cost him his life. 1455 01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:00,868 I lost a son... 1456 01:25:02,436 --> 01:25:06,406 And you...you lost your father. 1457 01:25:07,709 --> 01:25:09,611 You can't blame yourself, Grandpa. 1458 01:25:12,312 --> 01:25:15,382 A lot of people died in that mudslide. 1459 01:25:15,449 --> 01:25:17,819 Dad knew what he was doing. 1460 01:25:17,885 --> 01:25:19,186 He knew the risks. 1461 01:25:21,889 --> 01:25:24,559 And he loved playing Indiana Jones. 1462 01:25:24,626 --> 01:25:26,594 He did. 1463 01:25:27,695 --> 01:25:31,933 And I remember when you bought that hat for him. 1464 01:25:35,970 --> 01:25:38,006 I'm so sorry. 1465 01:25:38,072 --> 01:25:41,843 Can you ever forgive an old man? 1466 01:25:41,909 --> 01:25:43,343 It was never your fault. 1467 01:25:45,312 --> 01:25:47,414 I'm proud to be your granddaughter. 1468 01:25:47,481 --> 01:25:49,917 Thank you, Granddaughter. 1469 01:25:49,984 --> 01:25:51,318 Thank you. 1470 01:25:54,055 --> 01:25:56,156 Can we get a piece of that? 1471 01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,129 Come here, grease monkey. 1472 01:26:11,839 --> 01:26:13,541 Oh! 1473 01:26:14,274 --> 01:26:17,244 We conquered it together as a family. 1474 01:26:17,310 --> 01:26:18,946 What do we do now? 1475 01:26:19,013 --> 01:26:20,715 Um... 1476 01:26:23,483 --> 01:26:25,753 Uh, well... 1477 01:26:25,820 --> 01:26:28,455 I-I think we need to track down Trader Joe, 1478 01:26:28,523 --> 01:26:31,559 hijack the stone, break into the castle, 1479 01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:33,094 sneak into the throne room, 1480 01:26:33,161 --> 01:26:36,296 find the portal key thing, figure out how that works, 1481 01:26:36,363 --> 01:26:39,667 while avoiding the crazy wizard, so we can get back home. 1482 01:26:39,734 --> 01:26:41,569 And if we can't do that, 1483 01:26:41,636 --> 01:26:44,072 we need to destroy that stupid stone 1484 01:26:44,138 --> 01:26:45,907 so that evil wizard can't escape prison, 1485 01:26:45,973 --> 01:26:48,076 invade our planet with weirdo creatures, 1486 01:26:48,142 --> 01:26:49,677 and ruin humanity! 1487 01:26:50,845 --> 01:26:52,580 Oh, is that all? 1488 01:26:52,647 --> 01:26:54,816 -'Cause that sounds crazy. -It does. 1489 01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:56,818 But she's right. 1490 01:26:56,884 --> 01:27:00,021 Now we go and save the world. 1491 01:27:07,995 --> 01:27:10,998 Not this time, bloodsucker. 1492 01:27:11,065 --> 01:27:14,068 How do you like me now, tough guy? 1493 01:27:14,135 --> 01:27:16,971 You gotta do everything I say. 1494 01:27:17,038 --> 01:27:19,473 He has to do everything you say? 1495 01:27:19,540 --> 01:27:22,643 Everything. As long as that spell is on his forehead. 1496 01:27:22,710 --> 01:27:25,479 And what about that bell you have? 1497 01:27:25,546 --> 01:27:27,280 Yeah, that's the one. 1498 01:27:27,347 --> 01:27:29,817 This acts like a remote control. 1499 01:27:31,284 --> 01:27:33,955 Now, how do we catch that traitorous traitor? 1500 01:27:34,021 --> 01:27:36,090 I got an idea. 1501 01:27:37,457 --> 01:27:38,492 Boop! 1502 01:27:51,239 --> 01:27:53,141 Aah! 1503 01:27:55,009 --> 01:27:56,043 Aah! 1504 01:27:59,714 --> 01:28:01,616 There he is, Vampy! 1505 01:28:19,432 --> 01:28:21,936 What's up, Smurf turd? 1506 01:28:22,003 --> 01:28:24,005 How did you get out? 1507 01:28:24,071 --> 01:28:26,107 And what did you do to him? 1508 01:28:26,174 --> 01:28:28,709 That's none of your business. Oh, and his name is Vampy. 1509 01:28:28,776 --> 01:28:31,712 And we're buds now. So watch your step, Short Round. 1510 01:28:33,446 --> 01:28:35,850 You and your buds 1511 01:28:35,917 --> 01:28:39,187 are not getting that stone. 1512 01:28:39,253 --> 01:28:40,721 Wanna bet, Toad Boy? 1513 01:28:40,788 --> 01:28:42,723 -Hmm? -Mm? 1514 01:28:43,624 --> 01:28:45,593 Are you sure about that? 1515 01:28:45,660 --> 01:28:48,095 That's a little truth serum my grandfather whipped up. 1516 01:28:48,162 --> 01:28:50,097 So don't bother trying to lie to us. 1517 01:28:50,164 --> 01:28:51,933 Do you know the layout of the fortress? 1518 01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:53,400 Are they expecting you back soon? 1519 01:28:53,466 --> 01:28:55,703 Do they let you ride your little wagon all the way in? 1520 01:28:55,770 --> 01:28:59,574 Yes, yes, and yes. 1521 01:28:59,640 --> 01:29:01,776 Why are you such a tool? 1522 01:29:01,843 --> 01:29:05,213 Just mean and greedy. 1523 01:29:06,848 --> 01:29:09,283 I was just testing him. 1524 01:29:09,349 --> 01:29:12,520 Oh! I'm telling you, this is the most beautiful scent 1525 01:29:12,587 --> 01:29:14,856 -I've ever smelled! -Oh, from the pot. 1526 01:29:14,922 --> 01:29:17,291 -It's coming from the pot. -Oh, right here! 1527 01:29:17,357 --> 01:29:19,026 Oh-ho! 1528 01:29:23,564 --> 01:29:25,132 Ambrosia. 1529 01:29:25,199 --> 01:29:28,202 My-my-my whiskers are filled with fennel! 1530 01:29:30,638 --> 01:29:32,640 Oh, it's moldy and piquant. 1531 01:29:32,707 --> 01:29:34,575 It smells like rotting beetle dung 1532 01:29:34,642 --> 01:29:36,677 and-and-and ambergris. 1533 01:29:36,744 --> 01:29:39,347 Ooh, scrum-deliumptious. 1534 01:29:40,548 --> 01:29:42,650 - Well? - Ooh. 1535 01:29:42,717 --> 01:29:45,720 I'm not quite tasting the beetle dung. 1536 01:29:47,154 --> 01:29:48,923 It's in the back of the palate. 1537 01:29:48,990 --> 01:29:51,792 Oh, that explains everything. I don't have a palate. 1538 01:29:53,961 --> 01:29:55,997 Hello, tasties! 1539 01:30:01,168 --> 01:30:04,572 I assume you have succeeded, 1540 01:30:04,639 --> 01:30:09,243 or come back to grovel for your life. 1541 01:30:12,346 --> 01:30:13,981 Hmm? 1542 01:30:14,048 --> 01:30:18,019 Hey! Give her the box, dummy! 1543 01:30:21,722 --> 01:30:22,757 Oh! 1544 01:30:26,093 --> 01:30:28,663 Aah ha ha ha ha! 1545 01:30:30,898 --> 01:30:32,667 Oh... 1546 01:30:32,733 --> 01:30:34,802 And now... 1547 01:30:34,869 --> 01:30:36,804 all the realms will kneel 1548 01:30:36,871 --> 01:30:39,840 before my power. 1549 01:30:39,907 --> 01:30:43,611 Don't...open...that box. 1550 01:30:54,622 --> 01:30:55,957 Did it work? 1551 01:30:57,358 --> 01:30:58,893 -It worked. -Great. 1552 01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,062 You go that way, I'll go this way. 1553 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,536 Patsy, what are we looking for? 1554 01:31:08,602 --> 01:31:11,405 Look for anything that can help us defeat Kuang 1555 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,940 and get us home. 1556 01:31:23,217 --> 01:31:26,787 Patsy, where are you? 1557 01:31:28,022 --> 01:31:29,724 Over here! 1558 01:31:38,632 --> 01:31:40,301 Child's play! 1559 01:31:47,041 --> 01:31:49,443 I will take that key 1560 01:31:49,510 --> 01:31:52,947 and then...ha ha ha ha! 1561 01:31:53,014 --> 01:31:54,982 Patsy? 1562 01:31:55,049 --> 01:31:58,452 I'll wipe you insects 1563 01:31:58,519 --> 01:32:02,123 off the face of this world. 1564 01:32:06,594 --> 01:32:07,762 No! 1565 01:32:07,828 --> 01:32:09,563 Aah! 1566 01:32:14,535 --> 01:32:18,139 Aah! 1567 01:32:26,981 --> 01:32:28,149 Hey, Chuck. Stickball. 1568 01:32:28,215 --> 01:32:30,251 Here! 1569 01:32:31,886 --> 01:32:34,922 -Are you okay, Grandpa? -Yeah. 1570 01:32:34,989 --> 01:32:37,358 I am done playing. 1571 01:32:37,425 --> 01:32:39,360 Oh, yeah? 1572 01:32:39,427 --> 01:32:41,829 Ha. That's funny. 1573 01:32:41,896 --> 01:32:43,664 'Cause I'm just... 1574 01:32:43,731 --> 01:32:45,699 I'm just getting started. 1575 01:32:47,568 --> 01:32:49,070 Cool. 1576 01:32:53,707 --> 01:32:56,143 I'm okay. Leave me. 1577 01:32:56,210 --> 01:32:58,446 You gotta stop Kuang. 1578 01:32:58,513 --> 01:33:00,781 -I can't! -Yes, you can. 1579 01:33:00,848 --> 01:33:04,085 You can do anything you choose. 1580 01:33:04,151 --> 01:33:07,988 Just choose with your heart. 1581 01:33:08,055 --> 01:33:10,724 You can do it. Trust yourself. 1582 01:33:15,530 --> 01:33:17,765 Oh, what are you trying to tell me? 1583 01:33:23,938 --> 01:33:26,541 I will not be denied 1584 01:33:26,607 --> 01:33:28,809 my destiny! 1585 01:33:28,876 --> 01:33:31,312 -Aah! -No, no, no, no, no. 1586 01:33:31,378 --> 01:33:33,147 Gah! 1587 01:33:41,455 --> 01:33:44,992 Yah! Fly, Pigu! Fly like the wind! 1588 01:33:48,229 --> 01:33:49,730 Ta-da. 1589 01:33:49,797 --> 01:33:51,332 La-la. 1590 01:33:51,398 --> 01:33:53,167 Now, Vampy! 1591 01:34:04,445 --> 01:34:07,014 Yah! 1592 01:34:07,081 --> 01:34:08,115 Wah! 1593 01:34:17,091 --> 01:34:18,659 Ah ha ha ha ha! 1594 01:34:18,726 --> 01:34:20,595 Vampy! Vampy, come on. 1595 01:34:20,661 --> 01:34:22,863 We gotta go. We gotta go. 1596 01:34:22,930 --> 01:34:24,865 Suffer my 1597 01:34:24,932 --> 01:34:26,734 wrath! 1598 01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:28,269 Stop. 1599 01:34:28,335 --> 01:34:29,904 I'll give you the stone. 1600 01:34:29,970 --> 01:34:34,074 Just please don't hurt my family. 1601 01:34:37,178 --> 01:34:39,380 Come on, we need to go. 1602 01:34:42,816 --> 01:34:43,784 Rah! 1603 01:34:43,851 --> 01:34:47,454 Finally. A wise choice. 1604 01:34:47,522 --> 01:34:50,157 From a foolish girl. 1605 01:34:53,794 --> 01:34:56,430 -I know the truth. -The truth? 1606 01:34:56,497 --> 01:34:58,933 What truth is that? 1607 01:34:58,999 --> 01:35:01,168 It wasn't your fault. 1608 01:35:02,903 --> 01:35:06,340 You were just an innocent little girl. 1609 01:35:18,986 --> 01:35:22,022 The deaths of your parents broke your heart. 1610 01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:26,827 Monks found you, lost and hungry. 1611 01:35:26,894 --> 01:35:30,197 Tried to take care of you and gave you a home. 1612 01:35:31,865 --> 01:35:35,604 Anger drove you to learn dark magic. 1613 01:35:38,772 --> 01:35:42,443 When the monks caught you, they shut you out. 1614 01:35:43,877 --> 01:35:46,681 Your loneliness turned into fear. 1615 01:35:48,550 --> 01:35:51,285 Your pain and suffering 1616 01:35:51,352 --> 01:35:52,786 turned into rage. 1617 01:35:56,257 --> 01:36:00,695 You became the very thing you always hated-- 1618 01:36:00,761 --> 01:36:03,030 a monster. 1619 01:36:03,097 --> 01:36:05,567 And now you seek revenge on all the realms 1620 01:36:05,634 --> 01:36:09,203 looking for the one thing you couldn't give yourself. 1621 01:36:09,270 --> 01:36:11,640 And what is that... 1622 01:36:11,706 --> 01:36:13,874 querulous child? 1623 01:36:14,775 --> 01:36:16,611 Love. 1624 01:36:29,557 --> 01:36:31,325 Aah! 1625 01:36:42,637 --> 01:36:44,606 Boop. 1626 01:37:11,666 --> 01:37:14,001 -Squirrel? -Vampy? 1627 01:37:14,068 --> 01:37:16,437 Oh! You freed me. 1628 01:37:17,739 --> 01:37:20,709 Thank you. 1629 01:37:23,310 --> 01:37:27,281 The magic of love has saved me. 1630 01:37:27,348 --> 01:37:31,519 Freed me from pain and anger. 1631 01:37:32,319 --> 01:37:34,054 And my suffering. 1632 01:37:36,123 --> 01:37:38,092 How can I ever repay 1633 01:37:38,158 --> 01:37:40,994 your kindness? 1634 01:37:44,965 --> 01:37:46,534 We wanna go home. 1635 01:37:48,168 --> 01:37:49,336 Yes. 1636 01:37:52,306 --> 01:37:54,542 With my blessing. 1637 01:37:55,309 --> 01:37:56,778 Bye, Vampy. 1638 01:37:56,845 --> 01:37:58,546 Bye, Squirrel. 1639 01:38:08,757 --> 01:38:09,957 We did it! We did it! 1640 01:38:10,023 --> 01:38:12,393 You're back! 1641 01:38:13,728 --> 01:38:14,928 Ta-da! 1642 01:38:14,995 --> 01:38:16,463 We're one happy family again! 1643 01:38:16,531 --> 01:38:17,632 Hey. 1644 01:38:18,899 --> 01:38:21,803 I missed you, booger head. 1645 01:38:21,870 --> 01:38:24,938 Mmm. I'm home. 1646 01:38:26,340 --> 01:38:30,110 Hey, Dad, big night. 1647 01:38:30,177 --> 01:38:32,647 Yeah, I wish you were here. 1648 01:38:32,714 --> 01:38:36,651 But I'm with friends and family that I love. 1649 01:38:36,718 --> 01:38:40,421 And a boy like I like. 1650 01:38:40,487 --> 01:38:42,824 I think you would like him too. 1651 01:38:44,559 --> 01:38:46,861 Oh, that's a dapper young man. 1652 01:38:46,927 --> 01:38:48,262 Come on in. 1653 01:38:52,567 --> 01:38:54,301 Speak for yourself. 1654 01:38:54,368 --> 01:38:56,003 I got this for Patsy. 1655 01:38:56,069 --> 01:38:58,238 I hope so. It's not my color. 1656 01:38:58,305 --> 01:39:01,341 Oh, and, uh, thanks for the loaner. 1657 01:39:02,610 --> 01:39:04,879 Well, no. You keep it. 1658 01:39:04,945 --> 01:39:07,649 We may all need a little magic. 1659 01:39:10,484 --> 01:39:11,753 Thanks. 1660 01:39:16,457 --> 01:39:17,892 Ready? 1661 01:39:17,958 --> 01:39:21,228 So it's C and A... 1662 01:39:21,295 --> 01:39:24,031 Hi, Hopper. Don't you look nice? 1663 01:39:24,097 --> 01:39:25,966 Hey, Ms. Lee. 1664 01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:28,837 S-she got in. 1665 01:39:28,903 --> 01:39:31,940 Just like her dad. We're very proud of her. 1666 01:39:39,146 --> 01:39:40,815 ♪ Look at that girl ♪ 1667 01:39:40,882 --> 01:39:44,985 ♪ She's got magic in her eyes ♪ 1668 01:39:48,590 --> 01:39:50,792 -♪ She's shining like...♪ -Wow. 1669 01:39:50,859 --> 01:39:53,962 ♪ The brightest stars tonight... ♪ 1670 01:39:54,027 --> 01:39:56,731 -Is that for me? -Yeah. 1671 01:40:02,169 --> 01:40:04,071 So, I guess this makes it official. 1672 01:40:05,038 --> 01:40:06,808 Yeah. 1673 01:40:11,144 --> 01:40:14,414 You're brave. 1674 01:40:14,481 --> 01:40:19,754 ♪ You see once and you know ♪ 1675 01:40:19,821 --> 01:40:21,154 You're worth it. 1676 01:40:29,531 --> 01:40:31,599 Well, here we are. Everybody out. 1677 01:40:38,840 --> 01:40:41,643 Wow. You look stunning! 1678 01:40:41,709 --> 01:40:42,911 Thanks. 1679 01:40:42,977 --> 01:40:46,046 Yoo-hoo! Chuck! 1680 01:40:50,652 --> 01:40:52,520 Miss Lorraine? 1681 01:40:53,387 --> 01:40:55,188 Yeah. She's my date. 1682 01:40:55,255 --> 01:40:57,190 How do I look? 1683 01:40:57,257 --> 01:40:59,459 You look sharp, Uncle Chuck. 1684 01:40:59,527 --> 01:41:01,094 -Real sharp. -Really? 1685 01:41:01,161 --> 01:41:02,296 Chuck! 1686 01:41:03,698 --> 01:41:05,900 Coming, coochie-woochie! 1687 01:41:09,503 --> 01:41:11,639 -Patsy cakes. -Farkus. 1688 01:41:14,174 --> 01:41:16,044 Lookin' good, brainiac. 1689 01:41:22,149 --> 01:41:24,351 So, I saw your, uh... 1690 01:41:24,418 --> 01:41:27,354 your college stuff. 1691 01:41:27,421 --> 01:41:28,823 Congrats. 1692 01:41:28,890 --> 01:41:30,658 Thanks. 1693 01:41:30,725 --> 01:41:32,627 It's a dream come true, right? 1694 01:41:33,595 --> 01:41:34,929 It's... 1695 01:41:36,798 --> 01:41:39,433 Great. You'll finally be getting out of here, I guess. 1696 01:41:39,499 --> 01:41:41,603 Yep. Leaving home. 1697 01:41:41,669 --> 01:41:44,304 Moving into a dorm thousands of miles away. 1698 01:41:44,371 --> 01:41:47,041 Yeah. It's... 1699 01:41:47,107 --> 01:41:48,308 cool. 1700 01:41:48,375 --> 01:41:49,911 Great stuff. I'm... 1701 01:41:49,978 --> 01:41:51,478 happy for you. 1702 01:41:51,546 --> 01:41:55,182 Yeah. Leaving this little town. 1703 01:41:57,250 --> 01:41:59,486 In about two years' time. 1704 01:42:00,287 --> 01:42:01,656 Wait. What? 1705 01:42:01,723 --> 01:42:03,423 I'm doing my course studies here. 1706 01:42:03,490 --> 01:42:06,661 It's cheaper, and I can spend time with family. 1707 01:42:06,728 --> 01:42:09,998 And other people I like. 1708 01:42:13,801 --> 01:42:15,703 So is this when we kiss? 1709 01:42:18,505 --> 01:42:19,774 Yes? 1710 01:42:21,308 --> 01:42:22,910 Yes. 1711 01:42:34,589 --> 01:42:38,425 I come seeking the Keepers of the five kingdoms. 1712 01:42:38,492 --> 01:42:41,529 Are you the one known as Patsy Lee? 1713 01:42:41,596 --> 01:42:43,296 Yes? 1714 01:42:43,363 --> 01:42:45,365 Oh, thank the elder gods. 1715 01:42:45,432 --> 01:42:48,368 I've journeyed across worlds to find you. 1716 01:42:48,435 --> 01:42:53,306 My people, they... they are in dire need. 1717 01:42:53,373 --> 01:42:56,844 We need the Keepers of the five kingdoms. 1718 01:43:01,015 --> 01:43:03,584 -How can we help you? -Thank you, Patsy Lee. 1719 01:43:03,651 --> 01:43:09,489 But first, I bring a message from he who loves you most. 1720 01:43:09,557 --> 01:43:11,059 I bring a message... 1721 01:43:14,361 --> 01:43:16,664 From your father. 1722 01:43:28,776 --> 01:43:30,778 You know, it was very considerate 1723 01:43:30,845 --> 01:43:32,747 to season herself like this. 1724 01:43:32,814 --> 01:43:36,084 Ah. Four stars hospitality. 1725 01:43:37,685 --> 01:43:40,555 Tell you what, after eating witch, you get tired. 1726 01:43:40,621 --> 01:43:42,724 It's the tryptophan. 1727 01:44:03,211 --> 01:44:06,781 ♪ Was once upon a time, yeah ♪ 1728 01:44:06,848 --> 01:44:10,618 ♪ In a land of the enchanted ♪ 1729 01:44:10,685 --> 01:44:14,655 ♪ Where wishes could be granted ♪ 1730 01:44:14,722 --> 01:44:17,225 ♪ For the things we've never seen ♪ 1731 01:44:19,193 --> 01:44:22,496 ♪ By now you've heard the rumors ♪ 1732 01:44:22,563 --> 01:44:26,768 ♪ About the magic and the glory ♪ 1733 01:44:26,834 --> 01:44:30,605 ♪ But let me tell the story ♪ 1734 01:44:30,671 --> 01:44:33,040 ♪ From the book of must believe ♪ 1735 01:44:35,109 --> 01:44:37,545 ♪ Assigned a fate ♪ 1736 01:44:37,612 --> 01:44:40,380 ♪ By her own claims ♪ 1737 01:44:40,447 --> 01:44:41,549 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ 1738 01:44:41,616 --> 01:44:45,485 ♪ It's a never-ending tale ♪ 1739 01:44:45,553 --> 01:44:50,390 ♪ A fable told like spinning gold ♪ 1740 01:44:50,457 --> 01:44:53,194 ♪ Remember, legends are real ♪ 1741 01:44:53,261 --> 01:44:55,029 ♪ Everyone knows ♪ 1742 01:44:55,096 --> 01:44:59,100 ♪ They're superhuman heroes ♪ 1743 01:44:59,167 --> 01:45:01,102 ♪ Nothing comes close ♪ 1744 01:45:01,169 --> 01:45:03,271 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 1745 01:45:03,336 --> 01:45:05,472 ♪ Legends are real ♪ 1746 01:45:07,307 --> 01:45:10,945 ♪ Legends are real, that's how it goes ♪ 1747 01:45:11,012 --> 01:45:15,249 ♪ We're superhuman heroes ♪ 1748 01:45:15,315 --> 01:45:17,417 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 1749 01:45:17,484 --> 01:45:19,520 ♪ 'Cause they're real ♪ 1750 01:45:19,587 --> 01:45:24,025 ♪ So real ♪ 1751 01:45:43,244 --> 01:45:47,215 ♪ Who knows if I don't believe them ♪ 1752 01:45:47,281 --> 01:45:51,786 ♪ If in your heart you believe in love ♪ 1753 01:45:51,853 --> 01:45:57,390 ♪ Then the hero in you can too shine through ♪ 1754 01:45:57,457 --> 01:45:59,160 ♪ And you do ♪ 1755 01:45:59,227 --> 01:46:01,062 ♪ Everyone knows ♪ 1756 01:46:01,128 --> 01:46:05,066 ♪ They're superhuman heroes ♪ 1757 01:46:05,132 --> 01:46:09,070 ♪ Nothing comes close, that's how I feel ♪ 1758 01:46:09,136 --> 01:46:13,341 ♪ Legends are real ♪ 1759 01:46:13,406 --> 01:46:17,111 ♪ Legends are real, that's how it goes ♪ 1760 01:46:17,178 --> 01:46:21,115 ♪ They're superhuman heroes ♪ 1761 01:46:21,182 --> 01:46:25,519 ♪ That's how I feel 'cause they're real ♪ 1762 01:46:25,586 --> 01:46:30,658 ♪ So real ♪ 118984