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-Guess how fast we're going now.
-I don't care, I'm having a baby!
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Hundred and five miles an hour,
you believe that?
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Reese, you just passed
the hospital!
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-The baby's coming, he's coming now!
-All right, all right, hold on.
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-Okay, but I think he might be stuck.
-Grab onto something. Ready?
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One, two, three!
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It's a baby boy.
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I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast,
I wanna go fast.
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I wanna go fast, I wanna go fast,
I wanna go fast.
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Son, you know
the word around town is that...
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...I got a crazy little boy
who can only say, "l wanna go fast."
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-I wanna go fast.
-That's what I thought you would say.
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I'll tell you what,
I'm gonna go cry...
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...and get some milk.
I'll be right back, sweetheart.
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-I wanna go fast.
-You just keep talking.
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Hi, Tony.
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Just some milk today.
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Ricky! Ricky!
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No!
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Ricky! Ricky!
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Ricky, stop!
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Ricky!
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I'm going fast.
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I'm happy that Waffle House
was okay with me coming here...
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...to talk to y'all about
my day-to-day.
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And, y'all, that's pretty much,
in a shell...
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...what it's like to manage
a Waffle House.
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Ma'am, I don't know what else
you want me to say to them.
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And I'm also gonna need to know
where your commode's at.
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Okay, let's give him a round
of applause. Thank you.
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Okay, next up is Ricky Bobby.
Ricky, is your father here?
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No, ma'am.
I haven't seen my daddy in years.
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But my mama say he's out
racing cars...
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...and, well, dipping his wick
in anything that moves.
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Okay, kids, that's enough.
We're gonna move on to Brennan.
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Don't pay them no mind, Ricky.
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Thanks, Cal. Shake and Bake.
You'll be my best friend forever.
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--his job is like as a prison guard.
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Excuse me, darling.
I'm Reese Bobby.
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I'm here for career day
with my son, Ricky.
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-Dad!
-Hey there, boy!
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Man, you got big. How long's it been?
Three, four months?
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-Ten years.
-Ten years?
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Man, I gotta lay off the peyote.
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Mr. Bobby,
there's no smoking in here.
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It's all right, I'm a volunteer fireman.
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Okay, I am a semi-professional
racecar driver...
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...and an amateur tattoo artist.
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And the first thing you gotta learn
if you're gonna be a racecar driver...
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...is you don't listen to losers...
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-...like your know-it-all teacher here.
-Okay, I think that's enough.
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Your teacher wants you to go slow,
and she's wrong...
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...because it's the fastest who gets
paid and it's the fastest who gets laid.
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Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm talking about.
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You people are in the wrong
on this one!
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So in the wrong!
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This is egregious,
do you hear me? Egregious!
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We were cell-mates together, Andy.
You got payback coming!
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Dad!
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Don't listen to these people, Ricky.
You're a winner.
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You got the gift. Always remember,
if you ain't first, you're last.
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If you ain't first, you're last.
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-See you when you're grown up.
-Dad! Come back, Dad!
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It's a hot one here in Talladega...
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...and this crowd of over 180, 000
is enjoying one heck of a day.
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Yo, Terry. Terry, we got the caution.
Bring it in for a pit. Let's work on it.
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All right, fellas, let's go.
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Looking good. Yes, come on.
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Keep it up, baby.
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-All right, way to go.
-Go, way to go.
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Nice jack work, Ricky.
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Hey, Shake and Bake, Cal.
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-Shake and Bake!
-Terry, it's all on you, bro. You go.
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Go, baby, go.
Wait, what are you doing?
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-I gotta take a piss.
-Go, go, go!
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It doesn't matter, Lucius.
We're in last place. Relax.
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Jeez, I gotta go take a whiz.
Get off my ass.
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You see,
this is what I'm talking about.
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That's why this group right here
is the laughingstock of NASCAR.
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Face it, we suck.
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It's not always bad to be in last place.
Here's some things we can focus on:
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One, we tried hard.
And two, we're still dear friends.
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Glenn, shut up.
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I see Terry.
He's having a chicken sandwich.
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Hey, fellas! These are really good.
You should try one.
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That place actually makes
a nice sauce.
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Let me eat this,
then I gotta make a phone call...
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-...then I'm coming back, all right?
-This is the bottom line.
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If we don't get that car
back on the track...
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...our sponsors are gonna
shit a chicken.
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Now, is there anyone out there
who wants to go fast? Anybody?
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I wanna go fast.
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Hey, get him a suit. Hurry up,
make it snappy. Let's go.
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-Hustle up, hustle up.
-Hey, man!
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Remember when we got kicked out of
biology for playing with Matchbox cars?
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-Yeah!
-Who's retarded now?
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-Yeah.
-Hey, what are you doing after this?
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-After the race?
-Yeah.
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I don't know, but it feels like
we're wasting a lot of time.
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No, I know, I know.
I'm just excited, man!
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-Yeah, I know. Yeah.
-Hey! I love you!
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-What?
-Nothing.
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Shake and Bake! Get some!
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You're my best friend!
You're my best friend!
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-Okay, then!
-I'm in there with you!
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-I gotta get going!
-Go, go!
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-Yeah!
-That's Ricky, baby!
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That's my boy, Ricky!
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Hey, Ricky,
just remember one thing:
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If you wreck that car,
that's 200 grand out of your pocket...
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...so let's take it
nice and slow, okay?
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With all due respect, Lucius,
I'm gonna do some driving.
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Excuse me, coming through.
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Apparently, we've got a situation for
the Laughing Clown, number 26 car.
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Terry Cheveaux is refusing to drive.
One of his crew members...
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...has taken the wheel.
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Hey, just wanted to share a little piece
of personal information with you.
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I got a chubby right now...
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...because this is one of the most
awesome experiences of my life...
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...because I'm getting to
drive a racecar!
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I can't believe it! Oh, my God!
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Wow, that was cool.
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Come on, come on.
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The big story from Talladega:
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Little-known jack-man Ricky Bobby
places third in the Dennit machine.
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Ricky, first of all,
where did you learn to drive like that?
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In a car.
Car handle really good. Yeah.
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Can you speak up, Ricky?
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A car.
It handled real good.
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So, what do you think, Mr. Dennit?
He sure can drive.
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He's got guts.
Dennit Racing needs a racer like him.
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Come on, Dad.
He's just a stupid cowboy.
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Look how bad he is
in that interview.
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Junior, driving has got nothing
to do with interviews.
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I just wish to hell you had
a little more stupid cowboy in you.
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I felt like I was on
a spaceship and ....
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I'm not sure
what to do with my hands.
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Be good to hold them down
by your side.
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We're really happy
with what was going on.
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And at the end of the day, you know,
you gotta be happy.
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-Whatโd you say his name was again?
-His name is Ricky. Ricky Bobby.
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Ricky Bobby?
He's got two first names.
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Whatever his name is,
let's get him over here.
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Everything ended up fine.
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Yeah, okay, everything was fine.
Thanks, thanks. Great job in the car.
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Ricky Bobby, a force to be
reckoned with, possibly...
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...in the near future.
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Ricky Bobby with yet another
impressive win.
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He is dominating NASCAR.
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First or last, baby, you know it!
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I've never seen a driver who
wants to win more than this guy.
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I could get used to
this winning thing!
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Dennit Racing Incorporated
has decided to field an additional car.
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And, at the urging of Ricky Bobby...
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...who's been like e son to me,
only better...
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...I'm naming Cal Naughton Jr.
as the driver.
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All right.
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-Cal Naughton.
-Hey...
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...we just want to say to all
you other drivers out there...
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...if you smell a delicious,
crispy smell after the race...
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...it's not your tailpipe,
it's a little bit...
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...of shaken..
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And then bake.
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Shake and Bake!
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-That's our nickname.
-Get used to hearing it.
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And Ricky Bobby wins...
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...with Cal Naughton Jr.
finishing second.
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-Yeah!
-Hey, man!
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-Shake ....
-And bake!
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Hey, driver! Drive these.
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Please be 18.
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You want to make this out
to Charlotte?
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Hey, excuse me, Ricky.
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-Hey, Dale.
-Hey, can I get your autograph?
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-Sure. Who do I make this out to?
-it's for me. I think you're awesome.
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-Don't tell the other drivers.
-I'm not gonna tell anyone.
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I'll see you out there.
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Absolutely, ma'am,
I'd love to sign your baby.
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You're not gonna wanna wash
that forehead.
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-That's right, Powerade's number one.
-Not just for hydration, for vitamin.
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No, it's me,
it's me, Susan, your assistant.
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Gotta watch it when I get into
autograph mode.
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I know, I'm sorry. it's my fault,
I shouldn't have been standing.
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I'm Ricky Bobby.
Christmas is right around the corner...
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...and what better gift
to give a loved one...
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...than the Jackhawk 9000?
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Available at Wal-Mart.
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When you work on
your mysterious lady-part stuff...
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...you should have the right tools too.
So that's why you should use...
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...Maypax, the official tampon
of NASCAR.
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I'm Ricky Bobby.
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If you don't chew Big Red,
then f*** you.
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Prune candy.
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Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!
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Okay, I'm starting to get sick.
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Dick Berggren in Las Vegas,
Victory Lane, for Fox Television.
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Ricky Bobby, today's big winner.
Heck of a win for you today...
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...but it seems as if you either win
or crash the car trying to win.
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Well, Dick, here's the deal.
I'm the best there is, plain and simple.
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I mean, I wake up in the morning
and I piss excellence.
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And nobody can hang with my stuff.
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You know, I'm just a big, hairy,
American winning machine.
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If you ain't first, you're last.
You know what I'm talking about?
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That phrase is trademarked...
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...not to be used without permission
of Ricky Bobby Inc.
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Supper's ready! Come on, y'all!
I've been slaving over this for hours!
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Dear Lord baby Jesus...
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...or as our brothers
to the south call you, Jesแฝปs...
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...we thank you so much for this
bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC...
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...and the always delicious
Taco Bell.
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I just want to take time to say
thank you for my family...
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...my two beautiful, beautiful,
handsome, striking sons...
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...Walker and Texas Ranger...
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...or T.R., as we call him...
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...and of course,
my red-hot smoking wife, Carley...
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...who is a stone-cold fox.
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Also wanna thank you for
my best friend, Cal Naughton Jr...
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...who's got my back
no matter what.
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Shake and Bake.
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Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also
thank you for my wife's father, Chip.
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We hope that you can use
your baby Jesus powers...
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...to heal him and his horrible leg.
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And it smells terrible and
the dogs are always bothering with it.
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Dear tiny infant Jesus, we--
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Hey, you know, sweetie...
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...Jesus did grow up.
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You don't always have to
call him "baby."
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it's odd and off-putting
to pray to a baby.
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Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best
and I'm saying grace.
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00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,790
When you say grace, say it to
grownup Jesus, teenage Jesus...
231
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,500
...bearded Jesus,
whoever you want.
232
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,959
You know what I want?
233
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,672
I want you to do this grace good,
so that God will let us win tomorrow.
234
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,633
Dear tiny Jesus...
235
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:47,638
...in your golden-fleece diapers, with
your tiny, little, fat, bailed-up fists...
236
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,391
-...pawing at the air....
-He was a man. He had a beard.
237
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,060
Look, I like the baby version the best,
do you hear me?
238
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,020
I win the races and I get the money.
239
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:58,732
Ricky, finish the damn grace.
240
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,693
I like to picture Jesus
in a tuxedo T-shirt...
241
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,571
...because it says, like,
"I wanna be formal...
242
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:06,490
-Right.
-...but I'm here to party too."
243
00:15:06,657 --> 00:15:09,118
Because I like to party,
so I like my Jesus to party.
244
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:12,830
I like to picture Jesus as a ninja
fighting off evil samurai.
245
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,917
I like to think of Jesus,
like, with giant eagle's wings.
246
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:20,170
And singing lead vocals
for Lynyrd Skynyrd...
247
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,005
...with, like, a angel band.
248
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,134
And I'm in the front row,
and I'm hammered drunk.
249
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,927
Hey, Cal?
Why don't you just shut up?
250
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,221
-Yes, ma'am.
-Okay.
251
00:15:29,388 --> 00:15:35,102
Dear 8-pound, 6-ounce,
newborn infant Jesus...
252
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,062
...don't even know a word yet...
253
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:41,859
...we just thank you for all the races
I've won and the 21.2 million dollars--
254
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,612
Love that money!
255
00:15:45,779 --> 00:15:48,282
--that I have accrued
over this past season.
256
00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,576
Also, due to a binding
endorsement contract...
257
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,287
...that stipulates I mention
Powerade at each grace...
258
00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:55,706
...I just wanna say that
Powerade is delicious...
259
00:15:55,873 --> 00:15:58,083
...and it cools you off
on a hot summer day.
260
00:15:58,250 --> 00:16:04,006
And we look forward to Powerade's
release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry.
261
00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:07,551
Thank you for all your power
and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.
262
00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:08,927
-Amen.
-Amen.
263
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,387
Let's dig in!
264
00:16:10,554 --> 00:16:13,557
That was a hell of a grace, man.
You nailed that like a split hog!
265
00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,559
I'm not gonna lie to you, it felt good.
266
00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:17,436
Dad, you made that grace
your bitch.
267
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:19,855
Hey, boys, I wanna see
some napkins in the lap.
268
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,482
Boys, how was school today?
269
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,902
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's
war medals off the bridge.
270
00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:28,363
Sounds like a good day.
Texas Ranger, how about you?
271
00:16:28,530 --> 00:16:31,742
Well, the teacher asked me what
was the capital of North Carolina.
272
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,162
-I said, "Washington, D.C."
-Bingo.
273
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:38,832
She said, "No, you're wrong."
I said, "You got a lumpy butt."
274
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:42,002
She got mad at me and yelled at me
and I pissed in my pants.
275
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,547
I'm so proud of you boys.
You remind me of me...
276
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,466
...precocious
and full of wonderment.
277
00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,259
I can't hold my tongue.
278
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,429
These kids are my grandchildren,
and you are raising them wrong.
279
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:54,014
They are terrible boys.
280
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,850
Shut up, Chip,
or I'll go ape-shit on your ass!
281
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,603
I'm gonna scissor-kick you
in the back of the head.
282
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,688
-Yeah!
-Yeah. Turn up the heat.
283
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,482
Go on and get some, boys.
284
00:17:03,649 --> 00:17:05,984
I'm 10 years old,
but I'll beat your ass.
285
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,820
Chip, I'm gonna come at you
like a spider monkey.
286
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:11,281
-Chip, you brought this on.
-What is wrong with you?
287
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,742
Chip, I'm all jacked up
on Mountain Dew.
288
00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:15,619
I love that.
289
00:17:15,786 --> 00:17:19,289
You gonna let your sons talk to their
grandfather like that? I'm their elder.
290
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,501
I sure as hell am, Chip.
I love the way they're talking to you.
291
00:17:22,668 --> 00:17:24,962
They're winners.
Winners get to do what they want.
292
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:27,923
Only thing you ever done with your life
is make a hot daughter.
293
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:29,341
We wanted us some wussies...
294
00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:32,302
...we would've named them Dr. Quinn
and Medicine Woman, okay?
295
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,555
I work too hard for your bull, Chip.
296
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,557
Come here.
You make me hot. Come here.
297
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,976
Everyone just keep eating.
298
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,728
-it's on.
-Come here. Come here.
299
00:17:43,981 --> 00:17:45,607
All right.
300
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,235
I'll hold your hair.
301
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,124
-Hey, Stephen.
-Hey, Ricky.
302
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,251
Got those two tickets
for my special friend?
303
00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:08,171
Yeah, sure do. You know I do, Ricky.
Got them right here, buddy.
304
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,507
Great. Hey,
how's your mama's hip?
305
00:18:10,674 --> 00:18:12,718
She's gonna be all right,
thank you for asking.
306
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,970
-Appreciate it. Hey, good luck today.
-Thanks.
307
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,556
That's the saddest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
308
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,517
That boy leaves two tickets
for his daddy at every race...
309
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,977
...and he never shows up.
310
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,021
That's a shame.
311
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,815
The human heart is such a mystery.
312
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,527
As the laps wind down,
Jamie McMurray is the leader.
313
00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:33,739
Cal Naughton in second.
Ricky Bobby in third.
314
00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,533
What's up, Cal? You ready
for a little Shake-and-Bake-age?
315
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:39,536
-Hey, buddy.
-Naughton Jr. is letting Ricky Bobby...
316
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:43,332
...draft up to him to make
that slingshot move past McMurray.
317
00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,043
Can you believe that he would do that
for his teammate?
318
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:47,878
Set him up that way?
319
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,048
Slingshot, engage.
320
00:18:53,216 --> 00:18:55,093
And there goes Ricky Bobby
on the outside!
321
00:18:55,260 --> 00:18:56,470
That's how we do it.
322
00:18:56,637 --> 00:18:59,097
Makes his move.
Naughton's giving him plenty of room.
323
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,892
What in the hell is he doing, guys?
Get him off of me.
324
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:04,353
They touch! They spin!
325
00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:06,563
Snap!
326
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,566
Come on, man!
327
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:15,614
See you, wouldn't wanna be you.
328
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:29,878
Look at that! Ricky Bobby's gonna
try to win the race in reverse.
329
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:31,755
Man, he wants this win bad!
330
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,634
Ricky Bobby wins it in reverse!
331
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,678
Unbelievable!
l love that! That is cool!
332
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,808
Jamie, losing's never fun, but here's
something to pick your spirits up.
333
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,644
It's real nice.
I got it at Target. it's on sale.
334
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:52,901
Yeah!
335
00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:01,952
-That's it. Another one. Another one.
-All right, man. We did it!
336
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:05,622
I don't wanna be raining on
your parade, but I gotta tell you...
337
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:09,918
...that was some of the dumbest
driving I have ever seen in my life.
338
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,962
-Thank you.
-And I know you won the race...
339
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,755
...but you're not gonna live forever.
340
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:16,758
I'm not stupid, Lucius.
No one lives forever. No one.
341
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:21,179
But with advances in modern science
and my high level of income...
342
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:24,474
...I mean, it's not crazy to think
I can't live to be 245, maybe 300.
343
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,352
-Ricky?
-Hey, Mr. Dennit.
344
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,604
-Cheers.
-Yeah.
345
00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:32,107
-She already wasted?
-Celebrating.
346
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,526
She's celebrating.
You feel pretty good today, huh?
347
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,695
Look, Ricky,
early word out of NASCAR...
348
00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:39,656
...is your little obscene gesture's
gonna cost you 100 points.
349
00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,242
You know how much that costs us
in sponsorship dollars?
350
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:44,161
With all due respect, Mr. Dennit...
351
00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:49,332
...I had no idea you had experimental
surgery to have your balls removed.
352
00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:51,543
What did you say?
What was that?
353
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,587
Well, what?
I said, "With all due respect."
354
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:56,506
That doesn't mean you get to say
whatever you wanna say to me.
355
00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,383
-It sure as heck does.
-No, it doesn't.
356
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,260
it's in the Geneva Convention.
Look it up.
357
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,596
I remember your daddy
used to love it.
358
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:07,476
-This is not my dad-- This is my team--
-Used to love it when I used to win.
359
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,061
Now, I suggest you and your wife,
Mrs. Jim Beam...
360
00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,397
...you guys go take a chill pill.
Enjoy the win!
361
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,357
-Come on, man!
-Yeah, Ricky. Okay.
362
00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,234
Baby, photo op, photo op.
Come on.
363
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,195
Come on, number one.
364
00:21:18,904 --> 00:21:20,989
Hold my hand, baby.
365
00:21:28,038 --> 00:21:32,000
Hey, Cal, I'm sorry
about wrecking you today.
366
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:36,046
-I mean, but that was for the team.
-No, that's cool. That's cool, I know.
367
00:21:36,213 --> 00:21:38,715
I was thinking, though, one time...
368
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:43,553
...it would be really awesome if, like,
you could slingshot me in for a win.
369
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,348
Yeah, but-- Okay, but if you won...
370
00:21:46,515 --> 00:21:48,850
-...how am I gonna win?
-Yeah.
371
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,603
-Think about it.
-No, I was thinking about it.
372
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,897
I mean, it's not like
you're finishing 18th.
373
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:57,150
-There's nothing wrong with silver.
-Nothing wrong with silver at all.
374
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:59,611
I'm just kidding you, man.
I don't wanna win.
375
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,448
I'll just bury it down inside.
376
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:06,409
Bury it deep down in there,
and never bring it up again.
377
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,745
It's painful, and I love you!
378
00:22:09,329 --> 00:22:13,416
So I was talking to Nana on Saturday,
and her birthday's coming up...
379
00:22:13,583 --> 00:22:16,127
...but I don't know what to get her.
She's gonna be 88.
380
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,963
Get her a coffin.
381
00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:23,593
Don't stop.
382
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:31,518
What is that?
383
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:34,104
Someone made a tape of
something dying or something.
384
00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:36,273
Hey, turn that crap off.
What's going on?
385
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,400
I want this music out of my head.
386
00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,068
Hey, turn that off!
387
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,571
Turn that off right now!
388
00:22:48,201 --> 00:22:50,787
Why did you stop the jazz music?
389
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,791
Was it not pleasant for you?
390
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,836
No one plays jazz here
at The Pit Stop, okay?
391
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,589
So why is the song on the jukebox?
392
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:03,925
We keep it on there
for profiling purposes.
393
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:07,220
We also got
the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.
394
00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:10,849
My name is Jean Girard...
395
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:14,644
...and I am a racing-car driver
just like you...
396
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:17,856
...except I am from Formula Un.
397
00:23:19,524 --> 00:23:22,444
I am the greatest one
in the whole world.
398
00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:28,158
I have been following your career
with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.
399
00:23:28,325 --> 00:23:30,744
I can't understand a word
you've said the whole time.
400
00:23:30,911 --> 00:23:32,746
Did you eat peanut butter
or something?
401
00:23:32,913 --> 00:23:35,916
You sound like a dog with peanut
butter on the roof of your mouth.
402
00:23:36,082 --> 00:23:39,669
I think what you are hearing
is my accent.
403
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,422
I am French.
404
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,215
You say you're French?
405
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:48,219
We? No, we are not French.
406
00:23:48,553 --> 00:23:51,514
We're American,
because you're in America, okay?
407
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:53,266
Greatest country on the planet.
408
00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:55,268
Well, what have you
given the world...
409
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:59,606
...apart from George Bush, Cheerios,
and the ThighMaster'??
410
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:01,691
-Chinese food?
-Chinese food.
411
00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:03,109
That's from China.
412
00:24:03,276 --> 00:24:05,445
-Pizza.
-Italy.
413
00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:08,198
-Chimichanga.
-Mexican.
414
00:24:08,365 --> 00:24:10,951
Really, smarty-pants?
What did French land give us?
415
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:15,413
We invented democracy,
existentialism.
416
00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:17,499
...and the mรฉnage ร trois.
417
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,543
-Those are three pretty good things.
-Hey.
418
00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:24,547
-Well, that last one's pretty cool.
-We created the missionary position.
419
00:24:24,714 --> 00:24:28,385
-You're welcome.
-Ricky Bobby...
420
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:31,596
...I have come here to defeat you.
421
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:34,599
Oh, well, there's strikes two and three
right there.
422
00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,851
Did you hear what he just said?
423
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,355
Well, welcome to America, amigo.
424
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,405
You are fast, Ricky Bobby...
425
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,824
...but I am faster.
426
00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:54,744
All right, you let go of me,
you Formula One jazz nutjob!
427
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:57,455
Like the frightened
baby chipmunk...
428
00:24:57,622 --> 00:25:00,458
...you are scared by anything
that is different.
429
00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,961
I will let you go, Ricky...
430
00:25:03,128 --> 00:25:07,424
...but first I want you to say:
431
00:25:08,883 --> 00:25:12,345
"l love crรชpes."
432
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:16,016
Don't you say it, Ricky.
These colors don't run.
433
00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,851
-I'm not gonna say it.
-Good.
434
00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,228
Hey, look, Frenchy,
I thought about it.
435
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:22,647
So why don't you go ahead
and break my arm?
436
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:25,942
I do not want to break your arm,
Monsieur Bobby...
437
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,736
...but I am a man of my word.
438
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,988
Here's the deal.
He's not gonna break it...
439
00:25:30,155 --> 00:25:32,615
...because I'm gonna slip
out of it right now. Houdini.
440
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,075
Get down, you little pancake.
441
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,827
Someone get me a beer
while I'm here.
442
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,246
But you have forced me to do this.
443
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:41,166
You are now mocking me
and making me look ridiculous.
444
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,001
Just say, "l love crรชpes."
445
00:25:43,168 --> 00:25:47,130
You know, just to put this in there, I had
e whole mess of crepes this morning.
446
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:49,090
They're like pancakes,
maybe even better.
447
00:25:49,257 --> 00:25:52,010
-Are they the really thin pancakes?
-Yeah.
448
00:25:52,177 --> 00:25:55,221
They are the really thin pancakes.
It's just a French word for them.
449
00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,932
-My God, I love those.
-Put any syrups you wanton them.
450
00:25:58,391 --> 00:25:59,684
So, what if you just said:
451
00:25:59,851 --> 00:26:04,189
"l love really thin pancakes"'?
That is a fair compromise, no?
452
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,524
-That is a fair compromise.
-Very fair, actually.
453
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:09,444
No! Because then everyone
would know I really meant crรชpes.
454
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:12,781
-That's a pretty good compromise.
-Break it, Pepe Le Pew.
455
00:26:13,156 --> 00:26:14,407
As you wish.
456
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:21,748
-He actually did it!
-All right. You did it. Back off.
457
00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,792
-I didn't say it!
-No, you did not.
458
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:27,378
Your injury is one
of ignorance and pride.
459
00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:32,175
Hold it right there,
Mr. Fancy Pants Foreigner.
460
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,843
You just broke my bro's arm.
461
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:35,637
Now you're about to get Tasered.
462
00:26:36,971 --> 00:26:39,766
-Say hello to Dr. Watts.
-Get him, Cal.
463
00:26:41,893 --> 00:26:44,062
I need you all to step away...
464
00:26:44,229 --> 00:26:45,605
...from my driver.
465
00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,733
The hell you talking about, "my driver"'?
What are you doing with a gun?
466
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,444
Don't you worry
about my gun, Ricky.
467
00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:54,531
Jean Girard is my new boy at
Dennit Racing. He's here to win us...
468
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:57,492
...an overall-points championship,
something you apparently...
469
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,245
...have no interest in.
He's gonna usher in a new era.
470
00:27:00,411 --> 00:27:02,163
Mr. Dennit, with all due respect--
471
00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,624
And remember,
I'm saying, "with all due respect."
472
00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:09,170
--that idea ain't worth a velvet painting
of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.
473
00:27:09,504 --> 00:27:12,549
That's good. That's good fun.
That's good fun, Ricky...
474
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,718
...but that doesn't bother me anymore
because Jean is the future...
475
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,303
...Ricky, the past.
476
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,722
So, Jean, introduce me
to your new teammates.
477
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:24,561
Everybody,
this is my husband, Gregory.
478
00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:26,229
What?
479
00:27:27,230 --> 00:27:28,982
See you at the track.
480
00:27:29,566 --> 00:27:31,067
Did he just say "husband"'?
481
00:27:31,234 --> 00:27:35,697
Sweet Lord. Dennit hired a gay
Frenchman as your teammate.
482
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:38,199
The room's starting to spin real fast.
483
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,786
Because of gayness.
484
00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:46,749
-Cal, I love you.
-Ricky? Ricky! Oh, God!
485
00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:58,303
Fans and NASCAR,
everyone is talking about...
486
00:27:58,469 --> 00:28:00,763
...this new driver, Jean Girard.
487
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:04,434
Let's find out a little bit more about
him from our reporter, Davey Wesling.
488
00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:08,354
Talented. Eccentric. Dominating.
489
00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:11,900
These are the words
that define Jean Girard.
490
00:28:12,609 --> 00:28:16,988
Before each race, Jean Girard spends
time with his world-class horses...
491
00:28:17,155 --> 00:28:19,240
...who are also gay.
492
00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,910
Jean's days are filled
with sun-drenched walks. .. .
493
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,287
...with his beloved husband,
Gregory.
494
00:28:25,288 --> 00:28:27,999
Though Gregory is
no stay-at-home spouse.
495
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:31,127
He's a world-class trainer
of German shepherds.
496
00:28:31,294 --> 00:28:33,630
Rolfe, the Nazi boyfriend.
Up on top!
497
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:38,092
Very nice. Very nice.
498
00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:42,430
Only time will tell if Jean's foray
into NASCAR...
499
00:28:42,597 --> 00:28:44,682
...will end up in Victory Lane.
500
00:29:05,203 --> 00:29:07,580
Well, kiss my ass on Sunday.
501
00:29:08,206 --> 00:29:10,750
-Lucius, what the hell is going on?
-The man can drive.
502
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:12,794
And check out his crew chief
over there.
503
00:29:12,961 --> 00:29:15,213
Won the Nobel Prize
for physics back in '93.
504
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:18,383
Ladies and gentlemen,
that is a new track record.
505
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:22,178
As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting
on the pole, which is, of course...
506
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:24,597
...a statement of fact
and in no way a comment...
507
00:29:24,764 --> 00:29:26,641
...on the driver's sexual orientation.
508
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,602
Put a smile on your face?
That's the future of Dennit Racing.
509
00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:32,188
-That make you happy?
-I'm just thrilled, Mr. Dennit.
510
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,482
I love seeing some French guy
break my record...
511
00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:37,527
...while I got my arm wrapped up
like a fricking gordita.
512
00:29:37,694 --> 00:29:39,279
Hello, Ricky Bobby.
513
00:29:39,904 --> 00:29:44,701
What happened last week was
very regrettable and unfortunate...
514
00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:48,538
...and, as a gesture, I would like to...
515
00:29:48,705 --> 00:29:50,164
...sign your cast, please.
516
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:53,001
Hell, you know what,
get my car off the trailer, guys.
517
00:29:53,167 --> 00:29:54,836
Baby! That's my baby!
518
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:58,214
Hold on, Ricky. Ricky, Ricky, Rick.
What are you talking about?
519
00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:02,010
Look. I wanna drive. My arm's fine.
So let's get the car off the trailer.
520
00:30:02,176 --> 00:30:04,304
Don't look at me.
Get it off the trailer!
521
00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:08,725
Even with a healthy arm, you don't
have a chance against Jean Girard.
522
00:30:08,891 --> 00:30:11,728
All right, fellas. You heard the man.
Get the car off. Let's go.
523
00:30:11,894 --> 00:30:13,229
You guys heard it.
524
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:17,108
-What's going on?
-Soon you will know what it is like...
525
00:30:17,275 --> 00:30:21,904
...to be defeated by the hands of
somebody who is truly better than you.
526
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:27,493
As William Blake wrote,
"The out worm forgives the plow."
527
00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:30,580
Well, let me just quote the late,
great Colonel Sanders...
528
00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:34,334
...who said,
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
529
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,419
What's that got to do with this?
530
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:40,298
I got a message for all of them.
Ready? Shake and Bake!
531
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:43,926
What does that do? Does that
blow your mind? That just happened!
532
00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:47,430
What is that, a catch phrase
or is that epilepsy?
533
00:30:47,597 --> 00:30:50,141
-Shake and Bake. Shake and Bake.
-What?
534
00:30:50,308 --> 00:30:55,063
Listen, you better be careful because
tomorrow you're going to get beaten.
535
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:57,357
Beaten real bad, cowboy.
536
00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:58,941
-Really?
-Yes!
537
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,277
-I don't want to know.
-That's news to me.
538
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:04,739
-Tomorrow you'll be in trouble.
-I'll rip you a new one.
539
00:31:05,156 --> 00:31:08,201
There's going to be a croissant
I'm going to take away.
540
00:31:08,368 --> 00:31:09,619
I play for keeps!
541
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:12,914
I give you one option,
Monsieur Bobby.
542
00:31:13,081 --> 00:31:16,292
As a sign of humility,
if you kiss me on the lips now...
543
00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:20,088
...I will return to Paris and you will
never see me again in NASCAR.
544
00:31:20,254 --> 00:31:21,672
The answer is never!
545
00:31:21,839 --> 00:31:24,550
-I close my--
-Do you hear me? Never ever!
546
00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:27,470
-Well, yes or no?
-That's sick.
547
00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:33,226
Let me tell you, hold on.
Shake and Bake.
548
00:31:33,393 --> 00:31:34,644
Yeah!
549
00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:36,646
What does that mean?
It makes no sense!
550
00:31:36,813 --> 00:31:38,648
This "Shake and Bake,"
it's nonsense.
551
00:31:38,815 --> 00:31:42,151
-Hey, baby. You guys are so smooth.
-Thanks, darling.
552
00:31:42,318 --> 00:31:45,363
Cal, you could say that 10,000 times
and it still wouldn't be enough.
553
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:47,782
-It fires me up.
-I love it. Say it one more time.
554
00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:49,951
-Shake and Bake!
-Doesn't that feel good?
555
00:31:50,118 --> 00:31:54,163
Yeah! It rhymes,
they're both verbs. it's awesome.
556
00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,730
NASCAR on Fox welcomes you
to Lowe's Motor Speedway...
557
00:32:19,897 --> 00:32:22,442
...where tonight we'll go 500 miles.
558
00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:26,904
The big stories tonight
are at both ends of the grid.
559
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:31,451
Up front, Larry, the surprising French
Formula One driver, Jean Girard.
560
00:32:32,410 --> 00:32:35,830
And at the opposite end of the grid,
Darrell, Ricky Bobby.
561
00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:39,167
I saw Ricky Bobby last night walking
around with a cast on his arm.
562
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:42,211
Now, I don't know who he conned
into letting him start this race.
563
00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,255
Just keep a camera on him
all night long.
564
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,216
I am so excited.
565
00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:50,094
This is a new era
for Dennit Racing, huh?
566
00:32:50,261 --> 00:32:55,141
So serious all the time
about your big race team.
567
00:32:55,308 --> 00:32:58,895
-Who cares?
-But this is my life. This is my life.
568
00:32:59,061 --> 00:33:02,607
You know what? Thereโs only one
good thing about coming to the races...
569
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:06,611
...and that is
the vibrations from the cars.
570
00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:10,656
Oh, I love when them cars whiz by.
571
00:33:12,241 --> 00:33:14,410
Can feel the motor...
572
00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:16,871
...running up my legs.
573
00:33:19,373 --> 00:33:21,918
Ricky Bobby, who never met
a sponsor he wouldn't push...
574
00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,086
...has a Fig Newton sticker
on his windshield.
575
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,130
Think NASCAR will
black-flag him for that.
576
00:33:26,297 --> 00:33:27,715
He sold the windshield!
577
00:33:27,882 --> 00:33:31,636
This sticker is dangerous and
inconvenient, but I love Fig Newtons.
578
00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:35,223
Ricky Bobby started this race
in the back...
579
00:33:35,389 --> 00:33:37,767
...but he's making no friends
on the way to the front.
580
00:33:37,934 --> 00:33:41,646
I'm all about getting to the front
tonight, Lucius. Let's go! Let's move it!
581
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,731
Well, he's driving
like a man possessed.
582
00:33:43,898 --> 00:33:47,735
Iโm not even sure he realizes how
much damage he's doing to his car.
583
00:33:50,363 --> 00:33:54,951
Hey, Ricky. You know you're driving
like a pissed-off teenager, okay?
584
00:33:55,117 --> 00:33:56,827
Where is that Frenchy?
585
00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,042
I got you, Pepรฉ Le Bitch.
586
00:34:04,627 --> 00:34:06,462
Oh, Ricky Bobby.
587
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,216
Hey, it's me, America.
588
00:34:14,345 --> 00:34:15,846
Yeah, I'm here.
589
00:34:16,013 --> 00:34:18,516
You have spilled my macchiato.
590
00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:21,477
Look at Girard in the 55.
591
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:25,565
He's made that car three lanes wide,
but he's still fast.
592
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:29,527
No, no, no, my friend.
This way also closed. Not this way.
593
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:33,239
Lucius, what's he doing?
He's everywhere at once.
594
00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,866
Guy's dangerous, Ricky.
He's like a cobra. Back off!
595
00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:38,077
Where's Cal?
I need a little support here!
596
00:34:40,329 --> 00:34:41,831
Tell Ricky I'm on my way.
597
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:48,963
Damn it!
598
00:34:49,130 --> 00:34:50,840
Hey, Ricky, listen.
599
00:34:51,007 --> 00:34:56,971
Cal blew out his engine.
You have no backup. Back off!
600
00:34:57,138 --> 00:35:00,349
I ain't backing off.
I'm Ricky Bobby, I'm the best there is.
601
00:35:00,516 --> 00:35:03,311
He's too good, Ricky. Lay off!
602
00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:06,188
Bobby's boxed in.
There's nowhere to go there.
603
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:12,153
He's gonna try the outside move
again. I don't know if it's gonna work.
604
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,988
Come on, Daddy!
605
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,865
Come on, Daddy! Whoop his butt!
606
00:35:16,032 --> 00:35:18,659
Send that weird man
back to Indonesia.
607
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:24,373
-Come on!
-Bobby moves to the outside.
608
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:26,208
Not a lot of room. He's in the wall!
609
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,628
Bobby is sliding,
slamming into the wall.
610
00:35:34,717 --> 00:35:36,594
He's airborne!
611
00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:41,098
Yep. I'm flying through the air.
This is not good.
612
00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:43,976
-Ricky!
-Cool!
613
00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:54,862
Ricky!
614
00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:03,371
Peaches and cream!
615
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:09,418
The car comes to rest
in a big cloud of smoke.
616
00:36:09,585 --> 00:36:11,545
Ricky Bobby appears to be okay...
617
00:36:11,712 --> 00:36:14,131
...but that Wonder Bread car is toast.
618
00:36:14,298 --> 00:36:16,050
Fantastic.
619
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,886
Oh, my God! Ricky!
620
00:36:19,428 --> 00:36:22,306
Hakuna matata, bitches.
621
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:31,691
It's okay, guys, it's just a wreck.
Ricky can handle it.
622
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:35,194
Now, that's one of the nastiest wrecks
you'll ever see.
623
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:37,571
Oh, no, no, no.
624
00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:39,740
It's all right. You're safe.
625
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:41,867
-You're safe.
-We got you. We're here.
626
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,452
I'm on fire.
627
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:45,871
It's all right.
it's all right, you're not on fire!
628
00:36:46,038 --> 00:36:49,834
-You're lying! I'm on fire!
-There is no fire.
629
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,628
-I'm on fire. I don't wanna die.
-Come back here.
630
00:36:52,795 --> 00:36:56,465
But something looks wrong. I mean,
he's running around like he's on fire.
631
00:36:56,632 --> 00:37:00,344
Oh, my God! Help me!
I don't wanna die! Stop, drop, and roll!
632
00:37:00,511 --> 00:37:03,973
-You're not on fire, Ricky Bobby!
-I'm on fire!
633
00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:05,641
You're not on fire.
634
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:09,019
But I'm not even sure he even knows
where he's at right now.
635
00:37:09,186 --> 00:37:14,150
This makes us all realize the kind
of pressure these drivers are under.
636
00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:15,818
Mr. Bobby, come on down here.
637
00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:19,655
Help me, Jesus!
Help me, Jewish God!
638
00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:21,240
Help me, Allah!
639
00:37:22,825 --> 00:37:24,076
Help me, Tom Cruise!
640
00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,871
But how did he get down
to his underwear that fast?
641
00:37:27,037 --> 00:37:30,249
Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me
to get the fire off me!
642
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:31,834
Look. Here, help's coming.
643
00:37:32,001 --> 00:37:33,753
-Wait a minute!
-it's Cal Naughton.
644
00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:38,299
Oh, God! Please don't let
the invisible fire burn my friend!
645
00:37:39,341 --> 00:37:42,845
I got you!
I got you, man! I'll help you!
646
00:37:43,012 --> 00:37:46,724
He's jumping on Ricky, trying
to put the nonexistent fire out.
647
00:37:46,891 --> 00:37:48,517
Now, that's a teammate right there.
648
00:37:48,684 --> 00:37:50,186
This is going downhill fast.
649
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:53,355
It would be a great time
to go to commercial break.
650
00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:55,649
Help me, Oprah Winfrey!
651
00:37:57,193 --> 00:38:01,447
You know, Larry, there's good days
in racing, and there's bad days.
652
00:38:01,614 --> 00:38:04,867
Ricky Bobby just had himself
a bad day.
653
00:38:13,209 --> 00:38:14,877
He's suffering from catatonic shock.
654
00:38:15,044 --> 00:38:18,631
His injuries are minor, but right now he
can't deal with the trauma of the wreck.
655
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:21,926
Golly, this is a hard decision.
656
00:38:22,092 --> 00:38:27,014
But I have thought about it,
and I want the plug pulled.
657
00:38:27,181 --> 00:38:28,599
Yeah.
658
00:38:28,766 --> 00:38:31,060
Ma'am, your husbands not dying.
659
00:38:31,227 --> 00:38:33,562
He's just taking a nap.
660
00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:35,898
-Just look at him.
-No, I'm not lying.
661
00:38:36,065 --> 00:38:38,442
I've never seen him
make that noise. Ever.
662
00:38:39,777 --> 00:38:42,071
Got more plugs in him
than a Circuit City.
663
00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:46,909
Oh, baby.
Mama loves you so much.
664
00:38:47,618 --> 00:38:51,288
Hey, Ricky. it's me, Cal.
665
00:38:51,455 --> 00:38:55,793
Just want you to know,
I got your back, bro. No matter what.
666
00:38:56,627 --> 00:38:59,129
There's something
I want to get off my chest...
667
00:38:59,296 --> 00:39:03,175
...and it's about that summer when
you went away to community college.
668
00:39:03,342 --> 00:39:06,929
I got a offer to do
Playgirl magazine...
669
00:39:07,763 --> 00:39:09,598
...and I did it.
670
00:39:09,765 --> 00:39:12,977
I did a full spread
for Playgirl magazine.
671
00:39:13,602 --> 00:39:17,439
I mean spread, man.
I pulled my butt apart and stuff...
672
00:39:17,982 --> 00:39:21,902
...and I was totally nude,
and it was weird.
673
00:39:22,069 --> 00:39:23,821
You probably didn't hear about it...
674
00:39:23,988 --> 00:39:26,365
...because I went under the name
of Mike Honcho.
675
00:39:26,532 --> 00:39:28,284
But I just wanted you to know that.
676
00:39:28,450 --> 00:39:32,288
If you could hear me,
if it got into your brain somehow...
677
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,832
...that I spread my butt cheeks
as Mike Honcho.
678
00:39:35,791 --> 00:39:38,794
Middle. I'll go up to the middle.
Let's play some defense!
679
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:43,966
I just wanna say thanks, doc,
for taking care of our boy here.
680
00:39:44,133 --> 00:39:46,969
-Oh, shit.
-That's a foul! That's a foul!
681
00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:48,512
Doc, give it to me straight.
682
00:39:48,679 --> 00:39:51,015
Is he ever gonna be able
to walk again?
683
00:39:51,181 --> 00:39:54,101
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought someone
had told you. He's fine.
684
00:39:54,268 --> 00:39:55,978
He found that wheelchair
in the hallway.
685
00:39:56,145 --> 00:39:59,064
His paralysis is
entirely psychosomatic.
686
00:39:59,231 --> 00:40:02,902
But we all need to go along with this,
because he's in a delicate state.
687
00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:06,655
So when you say psychosomatic,
you mean, like...
688
00:40:06,822 --> 00:40:09,241
...he could start a fire
with his thoughts?
689
00:40:09,408 --> 00:40:11,452
No, not at all.
it means it's all in his mind.
690
00:40:11,619 --> 00:40:15,331
I'm saying, sometimes you get a knock
on the head, you get special powers.
691
00:40:15,497 --> 00:40:17,917
It happens all the time.
Read a comic book, okay?
692
00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:19,543
Everyone's real friendly.
693
00:40:19,710 --> 00:40:22,755
It doesn't hurt being Ricky Bobby.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
694
00:40:22,922 --> 00:40:24,590
So how's the physical therapy going?
695
00:40:24,757 --> 00:40:27,676
Oh, I gave that up.
Yeah, I gave that up...
696
00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:30,930
...after maybe the first day.
Within the first hour, I gave that up.
697
00:40:31,096 --> 00:40:33,182
I'm through lying to myself,
you know?
698
00:40:33,349 --> 00:40:36,810
It's time to be mature about this
and just face facts.
699
00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:39,438
I bought myself
a hundred-thousand-dollar...
700
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:40,981
...handicap-accessible van...
701
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:44,860
...with captain's chairs and the DVD
plasma screens in back for the kids.
702
00:40:45,027 --> 00:40:47,571
-You all paid up on that?
-Yeah. That's all paid in full.
703
00:40:47,738 --> 00:40:50,658
-it's parked out there.
-Hold on, man. Hold ....
704
00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:53,035
-We gotta tell him.
-Now?
705
00:40:53,202 --> 00:40:56,038
No, I don't care what the doctor said,
we gotta tell him now.
706
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:57,790
Ricky, the doctor told us...
707
00:40:57,957 --> 00:41:00,751
...that we should let you work it out
in your own sweet time...
708
00:41:00,918 --> 00:41:02,294
...but, Ricky, you can walk.
709
00:41:02,461 --> 00:41:04,213
What did you just say?
710
00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:07,508
He's telling you the truth, man.
it's all in your head.
711
00:41:10,219 --> 00:41:13,263
You sick sons of bitches!
712
00:41:13,430 --> 00:41:15,265
I mean, you walk in that door...
713
00:41:15,432 --> 00:41:18,894
...on your two legs,
all fat and cocky...
714
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:23,607
...and looking at me in my chair,
and you tell me it's all in my head?
715
00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:25,776
I hope that both of you have sons.
716
00:41:25,943 --> 00:41:30,948
Handsome, beautiful, articulate sons
who are talented and star athletes...
717
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,992
...and they have their legs
taken away!
718
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,119
I pray you know
that pain and that hurt.
719
00:41:35,327 --> 00:41:37,621
Don't you put that evil on me,
Ricky Bobby!
720
00:41:37,788 --> 00:41:42,209
Don't you put that on us!
You are not paralyzed!
721
00:41:42,376 --> 00:41:44,128
I am so paralyzed!
722
00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:47,756
-No, no, no! No, he needs to know!
-Getting a little rough on him.
723
00:41:47,923 --> 00:41:50,384
-He's always crying!
-Tough love, it is. Tough love.
724
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:53,262
- Wake up, idiot!
-You wanna know what I am'?!
725
00:41:53,429 --> 00:41:55,889
You wanna see what my life is'?!
726
00:41:56,056 --> 00:41:57,307
Don't do it.
727
00:41:57,474 --> 00:42:01,687
-You wanna see what's going on here?
-Don't you stick that knife in your leg.
728
00:42:10,029 --> 00:42:12,740
-Man!
-Hold on, hold on.
729
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:16,243
-Hold on, now. Walk it off.
-Oh, that hurts.
730
00:42:16,410 --> 00:42:17,745
-Oh, my--!
-Walk it off.
731
00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:19,747
Stretch, stretch. Stretch it out.
732
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:22,416
Hey, man.
You can walk! You can walk!
733
00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,168
I can walk!
734
00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:27,254
-I think I touched a nerve.
-Right there.
735
00:42:27,421 --> 00:42:30,174
All right, we got it, we got it.
Hold it right there.
736
00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,675
Maybe don't touch it.
737
00:42:31,842 --> 00:42:33,802
-Can you feel it?
-I can!
738
00:42:33,969 --> 00:42:36,346
We'll use this knife to pry it out.
We'll pull it out.
739
00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:39,141
-Now we got two in there.
-Just don't think about it.
740
00:42:39,308 --> 00:42:41,602
-We're going down a bad path.
-Cut around the meat.
741
00:42:41,769 --> 00:42:43,479
I'll out right here. Stretch it out.
742
00:42:43,645 --> 00:42:45,981
Just take out e plug of meat.
Just like e deer.
743
00:42:46,148 --> 00:42:48,901
We gotta wiggle it a little bit. That's it.
Can you feel that?
744
00:42:49,068 --> 00:42:50,903
-Yeah, I feel that.
-You are back!
745
00:42:51,070 --> 00:42:52,696
I love you guys!
746
00:42:53,322 --> 00:42:56,992
Hey, I'm sorry, guys. I mean,
I hope your boys don't lose their legs.
747
00:42:57,159 --> 00:43:00,496
-Thanks, buddy.
-So when do I get to drive again?
748
00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:03,665
Well, that's the thing. The doctor
said you suffered major trauma...
749
00:43:03,832 --> 00:43:06,168
...and he thinks you should
take it slow for a while.
750
00:43:06,335 --> 00:43:10,130
Yeah, so, I was thinking, like,
while you're resting up and stuff...
751
00:43:10,297 --> 00:43:13,258
-...maybe you could let me win a few.
-Well, there you go.
752
00:43:13,425 --> 00:43:15,302
Yeah, that ain't gonna happen.
753
00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:18,722
Yeah. I'm Ricky Bobby.
I mean, you know how I play it.
754
00:43:18,889 --> 00:43:21,100
-Yeah.
-First or last, right, baby?
755
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,685
-Don't know what I was thinking.
-Besides...
756
00:43:23,852 --> 00:43:26,730
...Dennit Jr. must be freaking out.
All the money he's losing?
757
00:43:26,897 --> 00:43:28,524
Without me on the track?
758
00:43:28,690 --> 00:43:29,900
I mean, I just laugh...
759
00:43:30,067 --> 00:43:33,028
...thinking about him whining
all the time, bitching and moaning:
760
00:43:33,195 --> 00:43:35,280
"Damn, I wish Ricky was here."
761
00:43:35,447 --> 00:43:36,990
You know what I mean?
762
00:43:40,828 --> 00:43:42,871
What?
763
00:43:43,038 --> 00:43:45,499
Frenchy can drive.
764
00:43:49,211 --> 00:43:50,629
Oh, no.
765
00:44:18,532 --> 00:44:20,284
Very good.
766
00:44:20,450 --> 00:44:22,619
C'est la vie and que sera, sera.
767
00:44:22,786 --> 00:44:25,831
It looks like the NASCAR
has gone French.
768
00:44:26,206 --> 00:44:27,749
Well, in other news, Ricky Bobby...
769
00:44:27,916 --> 00:44:31,044
...is going to be running some test
laps this weekend at Rockingham...
770
00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:33,505
...in an attempt to come back
from his grisly crash.
771
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,134
It's one of the hardest things
to do in racing.
772
00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:40,012
To try to bounce back after
a devastating, violent wreck.
773
00:44:40,179 --> 00:44:42,639
Ricky Bobby was traumatized
during the incident.
774
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,099
All right, baby. Come on, now.
775
00:44:44,266 --> 00:44:47,644
But today he gets to strap back into
a racecar for the first time since...
776
00:44:47,811 --> 00:44:49,980
...to try to show he can still
get the job done.
777
00:44:50,147 --> 00:44:53,442
-He's gonna be great. Yep.
-He's gonna be great, sure.
778
00:44:53,609 --> 00:44:56,361
Would you stop staring at me like that,
Susan? I swear...
779
00:44:56,528 --> 00:44:59,031
...you are the weirdest little girl
I've ever seen.
780
00:44:59,198 --> 00:45:01,950
Okay, I'm really gonna open it up!
781
00:45:05,078 --> 00:45:08,165
I missed you, Mama Speed.
Ricky Bobby's back.
782
00:45:08,332 --> 00:45:10,125
Wait, how fast is he going?
783
00:45:10,292 --> 00:45:11,877
Twenty-six miles an hour.
784
00:45:14,338 --> 00:45:17,716
What were those things?
Were those the other cars?
785
00:45:23,138 --> 00:45:25,641
Oh, God. So fast.
786
00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,601
Go, baby! There you are.
787
00:45:27,851 --> 00:45:29,561
Am I on fire? I'm on fire.
788
00:45:29,728 --> 00:45:31,730
-No, no, you're not on fire.
-Stretch it out.
789
00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:33,523
-it's okay, baby.
-Take it easy.
790
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:37,778
-Oh, God, I'm gonna get sick.
-Oh, God.
791
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:41,823
-Oh, he's in his underwear again.
-Ricky! Please put your clothes on.
792
00:45:41,990 --> 00:45:44,284
He's in his underwear again.
Go get him, fellas.
793
00:45:44,451 --> 00:45:45,702
Oh, Lord.
794
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:48,747
You know who's gonna be
number one at Dennit Racing?
795
00:45:49,498 --> 00:45:52,251
-Not Ricky?
-I'm gonna windmill you.
796
00:45:52,417 --> 00:45:55,337
Mr. Cal Naughton Jr.
797
00:45:55,504 --> 00:45:58,131
-Come back at him. it's the only way.
-Who are you?
798
00:45:58,298 --> 00:45:59,967
-Number one.
-No.
799
00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:03,679
-Oh, yes, ma'am.
-Ricky! Come on, man!
800
00:46:03,845 --> 00:46:05,222
It's embarrassing.
801
00:46:05,389 --> 00:46:09,268
The ninjas are trying to get me.
The ninjas are trying to get me.
802
00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:11,186
-Oh, my God.
-What happened?
803
00:46:11,353 --> 00:46:13,814
What happened? He's done.
He's done.
804
00:46:13,981 --> 00:46:16,525
That's what's happened.
it's over. He's finished.
805
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,360
What's gonna happen to me?
806
00:46:18,527 --> 00:46:21,530
I feel like I was riding inside
an asteroid or a comet or something.
807
00:46:21,697 --> 00:46:23,740
Yeah, you were going fast.
808
00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:26,034
-Look at that.
-What are we gonna do?
809
00:46:26,201 --> 00:46:28,787
This is ugly.
This is bad for all of us. Look at that.
810
00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:31,915
-I gotta go check on cuckoo bird.
-No, cuckoo's okay.
811
00:46:32,082 --> 00:46:34,835
Why don't you get over there
and settle down Carley for me?
812
00:46:35,002 --> 00:46:37,087
-Could you do that for me?
-Yes, sir.
813
00:46:37,254 --> 00:46:38,797
There you go.
814
00:46:40,048 --> 00:46:42,092
What began as a day
of hope and optimism...
815
00:46:42,259 --> 00:46:45,595
...for Ricky Bobby and his race team
has ended here in disappointment.
816
00:46:45,762 --> 00:46:47,014
There we go, boy.
817
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,057
-I lost all muscle control.
-Yeah, you did.
818
00:46:49,224 --> 00:46:52,686
-He just lost his muscle control is all.
-I lost my muscle control.
819
00:46:53,395 --> 00:46:56,231
He's fine.
He just can't control the muscles.
820
00:47:05,741 --> 00:47:08,201
-Thanks for the lift, Hershell.
-Yeah, no problem.
821
00:47:14,041 --> 00:47:15,459
Jenga!
822
00:47:17,210 --> 00:47:18,712
I love you, Cal.
823
00:47:20,255 --> 00:47:22,549
-Good one, kiddo.
-What the hell's going on?
824
00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,843
Hey, Ricky, nice of you
to stop by for a visit.
825
00:47:25,010 --> 00:47:27,888
What do you mean, a visit?
This is my house.
826
00:47:28,055 --> 00:47:29,598
Baby...
827
00:47:29,765 --> 00:47:31,933
...shoot I'm so sorry.
828
00:47:32,100 --> 00:47:34,353
I really--
I didn't want it to be this way.
829
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,938
Hey, what happened
to the family portrait?
830
00:47:37,647 --> 00:47:39,858
You just crudely pasted
your face over mine.
831
00:47:40,025 --> 00:47:41,943
We're getting married, Ricky.
832
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:44,613
And we're getting matching
leprechaun tattoos.
833
00:47:44,780 --> 00:47:46,698
Isn't that cute?
With a little pot of gold.
834
00:47:46,865 --> 00:47:49,117
Is this some kind of joke?
You guys putting me on?
835
00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:53,372
I was gone three hours.
Dennit just fired me from the team.
836
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:55,457
Ricky, you and I...
837
00:47:55,624 --> 00:47:59,169
...we both know that this marriage
has been over for a long, long time.
838
00:47:59,378 --> 00:48:02,422
No! I honestly did not know that!
839
00:48:02,589 --> 00:48:04,925
Ricky, I'm a driver's wife.
840
00:48:05,092 --> 00:48:07,803
I don't work. Okay?
841
00:48:07,969 --> 00:48:11,807
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Just a second.
Let me make sure I got this straight.
842
00:48:12,432 --> 00:48:14,226
Are you asking me for a divorce?
843
00:48:14,393 --> 00:48:16,978
-Yay! Two Christmases!
-Yay! Two Christmases!
844
00:48:17,145 --> 00:48:19,022
Cal?
845
00:48:19,189 --> 00:48:21,066
How could you do this to me, man?
846
00:48:21,233 --> 00:48:24,861
Ricky, your marriage was
a hollow shell.
847
00:48:25,028 --> 00:48:26,738
It was a cruel Charade.
848
00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,990
She just gave me the 411
on the whole deal.
849
00:48:29,157 --> 00:48:32,577
And you know what else?
You never let me win one time.
850
00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:35,163
I thought we had a good thing going.
Shake and Bake.
851
00:48:35,330 --> 00:48:38,041
You're doing great.
You just keep it up. Keep it up.
852
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:41,211
And Mr. Dennit told me
that it's my time now.
853
00:48:41,378 --> 00:48:43,505
-Oh, really?
-That Shake and Bake is dead.
854
00:48:43,672 --> 00:48:46,174
And we just came up
with a new nickname.
855
00:48:46,341 --> 00:48:48,844
-it's so good. it's so good.
-I got a new nickname.
856
00:48:49,052 --> 00:48:51,888
The Magic Man.
Now you see me...
857
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:54,266
...now you don't.
858
00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:56,643
That is the stupidest nickname
I've ever heard.
859
00:48:56,810 --> 00:48:58,520
Is it, Ricky?
860
00:48:58,687 --> 00:49:00,981
Because I think
you wish you thought of it.
861
00:49:03,066 --> 00:49:05,569
All right. You got me.
That's an awesome nickname.
862
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:09,364
Watch the mail for that invitation to the
wedding, because I want you there.
863
00:49:09,531 --> 00:49:10,782
-What'?!
-I know it...
864
00:49:10,949 --> 00:49:13,743
...that some bad stuff happened
just now, but in time--
865
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:15,745
The wedding's not for
a couple of weeks.
866
00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,831
Why would I come
to your guys' wedding?
867
00:49:17,998 --> 00:49:20,000
--you're gonna get over it
and be my best man.
868
00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:21,585
I'm not gonna be your best man!
869
00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,712
Baby, he's not gonna come
to the wedding.
870
00:49:23,879 --> 00:49:28,008
Cal, do you realize the implications
of your actions right now?
871
00:49:28,175 --> 00:49:29,468
What's "implication" mean?
872
00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:31,094
We are no longer friends.
873
00:49:31,303 --> 00:49:33,972
-Why?
-What do you mean, "Why'?"
874
00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:36,266
You're wrecking my life!
875
00:49:36,433 --> 00:49:39,144
You just lost your wife.
You just lost your job.
876
00:49:39,311 --> 00:49:42,063
Don't throw out your best friend
because of your anger.
877
00:49:42,564 --> 00:49:45,692
-That's absolutely ridiculous, man.
-Ricky...
878
00:49:45,859 --> 00:49:50,822
...remember, the field mouse is fast,
but the owl sees at night.
879
00:49:54,576 --> 00:49:56,328
That's kind of creepy, ain't it?
880
00:49:59,915 --> 00:50:02,792
-Hey, Ricky, I'll call you tomorrow.
-Shut up.
881
00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:05,670
-Bye, kids. I'll see you next weekend.
-Bye.
882
00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:14,095
Ricky! Boys! Is everything all right?
883
00:50:14,304 --> 00:50:17,974
Mama, we got nowhere to go.
Carley and Cal took everything.
884
00:50:18,141 --> 00:50:20,143
Well, you're home now,
and you got your mama.
885
00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,520
Get in here, boys. Come on.
886
00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:24,439
Come on. Get in this house.
887
00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:33,490
Hey, Ricky. Are you on fire?
888
00:50:34,282 --> 00:50:37,619
-Nice denim shorts, dude.
-Hey, shut up, man.
889
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,633
Hump me!
890
00:50:55,554 --> 00:50:57,472
Now, you watch yourself.
891
00:50:57,639 --> 00:51:00,976
Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
I promise it won't happen again.
892
00:51:07,732 --> 00:51:09,359
Hey, sorry, man.
893
00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:14,781
-Sorry. Sorry.
-Get out of the road!
894
00:51:14,948 --> 00:51:17,909
Hey, come on, man.
I'm on a bike. Relax.
895
00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,412
-Hey, shut up!
-Idiot!
896
00:51:24,332 --> 00:51:25,959
It's open.
897
00:51:28,003 --> 00:51:30,088
Hugalo's Pizza. We are pizza.
898
00:51:31,923 --> 00:51:35,010
-You are pizza?
-Yeah, we are pizza. I gotta say it.
899
00:51:37,387 --> 00:51:40,682
Either close the door or come in.
I got weed in here, cowboy.
900
00:51:46,646 --> 00:51:49,733
You got three pizzas that haven't
been eaten just sitting over there.
901
00:51:49,899 --> 00:51:52,694
I know. I've been calling them
all day trying to get you...
902
00:51:52,861 --> 00:51:55,238
...but they keep sending me
different delivery people.
903
00:51:55,405 --> 00:51:57,198
Trying to get me? Why?
904
00:51:57,365 --> 00:51:59,075
Because I'm your daddy, that's why.
905
00:52:00,702 --> 00:52:03,788
-What did you just say?
-I said, I'm your daddy.
906
00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:05,540
I'm Reese Bobby.
907
00:52:05,707 --> 00:52:10,545
Me and your mama did it in a Rustler
Steak House bathroom when I was 17.
908
00:52:10,712 --> 00:52:12,547
And then you showed up.
909
00:52:19,304 --> 00:52:21,222
Hey, son.
910
00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:24,726
-Son! Son, did this go good?
-No!
911
00:52:24,893 --> 00:52:27,854
-Seems to me like it went pretty good.
-You're not my dad.
912
00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:30,357
-It got e little heated, but ....
-Stop talking to me!
913
00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:33,652
Hey, is that a Huffy?
That's a nice-looking bike, boy.
914
00:52:33,818 --> 00:52:35,654
I can't believe it!
915
00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:38,990
I mean, he's been
blowing me off for 25 years...
916
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:41,743
...and now he wants
to get to know me?
917
00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:43,787
How the hell did he even find me?
918
00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:45,288
I called him.
919
00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:48,416
Are you kidding me?
Mama, why did you go do that?
920
00:52:48,583 --> 00:52:50,293
Son, you need help.
921
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:53,004
-I know he's a son of a bitch.
-He's scary.
922
00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:57,175
But you're a grown man.
You're delivering pizzas on a bike.
923
00:52:57,342 --> 00:53:00,095
How'd you even get hooked up
with him in the first place?
924
00:53:00,261 --> 00:53:02,931
You probably couldnโt tell
by looking at him now...
925
00:53:03,348 --> 00:53:05,767
...but your daddy used to be
a real charmer.
926
00:53:05,934 --> 00:53:09,270
And that night in the ladies' room
of the Rustler Steak House...
927
00:53:09,437 --> 00:53:10,814
...he chose me.
928
00:53:10,980 --> 00:53:15,610
-In a ladies' room?
-Shut up in here! I'm trying to sleep!
929
00:53:15,777 --> 00:53:18,738
One of you turds is about
to get smacked in the mouth!
930
00:53:18,905 --> 00:53:22,325
Hey, stop yelling at me, okay?
I'm your dad. You're 7 years old.
931
00:53:22,492 --> 00:53:24,202
Don't talk like that.
932
00:53:26,538 --> 00:53:28,123
Hey. Hey there, Lucy.
933
00:53:28,289 --> 00:53:29,999
How you doing?
934
00:53:31,292 --> 00:53:33,962
Oh, hey there, Ricky. Look, son...
935
00:53:34,629 --> 00:53:37,215
...I know you don't
want me to be here...
936
00:53:37,382 --> 00:53:41,386
...but I saw what happened to you
on the television. You saw the fear.
937
00:53:41,553 --> 00:53:43,513
-I can help you with that, son.
-Really?
938
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:47,058
What do you care about me or us?
You never even met your grandkids.
939
00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:50,395
-What are you looking at, Popeye?
-Shut up, you little pot-Licker.
940
00:53:50,562 --> 00:53:51,938
I'll put you in a microwave.
941
00:53:52,105 --> 00:53:53,690
Now, you show me the DNA test...
942
00:53:53,857 --> 00:53:56,860
...and then maybe I'll say hello
to these swamp rats.
943
00:53:57,026 --> 00:54:01,823
You people shut the hell up! I got a
wife in an oxygen tent trying to sleep.
944
00:54:01,990 --> 00:54:05,160
You better shut up or I'll come
over there and rip a hole in that tent.
945
00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:06,536
Yeah, shut up, Frank!
946
00:54:06,703 --> 00:54:09,205
Go shave your balls,
you dusty old fart!
947
00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:11,791
Okay, I guess
they are my grandkids.
948
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,088
I know you, son. I know you well.
949
00:54:17,255 --> 00:54:20,467
You're just like me. Talladega's
coming up in a couple of weeks.
950
00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,303
-And I know you wanna win that thing.
-No,I don't
951
00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,638
Listen, Ricky.
952
00:54:25,805 --> 00:54:29,768
I'm 55 years old
and all I got to my name is a car...
953
00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:33,813
...and a duff le bag full of underwear,
and sweet, stinky weed.
954
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:36,149
How much you selling that weed for,
old man?
955
00:54:36,316 --> 00:54:38,651
I know I screwed up
raising you as a boy...
956
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,904
...but just let me help you as a man.
957
00:54:42,197 --> 00:54:45,658
-Do it, Dad. Get your balls back.
-Go fast again.
958
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,078
Fine. I'll do it.
959
00:54:50,205 --> 00:54:53,374
-But I ain't calling you Daddy.
-Well, what you gonna call me?
960
00:54:53,541 --> 00:54:56,294
All right, Professor Dickweed.
What's the plan?
961
00:54:56,461 --> 00:54:59,547
Well, basically, what happened to you
is that you saw the fear.
962
00:54:59,881 --> 00:55:02,967
So before you can even think
about any real driving...
963
00:55:03,134 --> 00:55:07,013
...you gotta make friends with
that fear. So get in the car.
964
00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:16,606
What the hell'?!
There's a goddamn Cougar in the car!
965
00:55:16,773 --> 00:55:18,817
I know there's a Cougar,
I put it in there.
966
00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,945
You gotta learn to drive
with the fear.
967
00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:25,865
Ain't nothing more damn frightening
than driving with a cougar in the car.
968
00:55:26,032 --> 00:55:28,159
-God, where'd you get that thing?
-I trapped it.
969
00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:31,246
Been keeping it in my bathroom
at the motel, feeding it old pizza.
970
00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:34,666
-Get back in that car, you hear me?
-No, I'm not getting in that car.
971
00:55:34,833 --> 00:55:39,629
Hey, listen to me. If you're calm,
that wondrous big cat will be calm too.
972
00:55:39,796 --> 00:55:41,339
But if you're scared...
973
00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:44,968
...that beautiful death machine
will do what God made it to do...
974
00:55:45,134 --> 00:55:48,054
...namely, eat you
with a smile on its face.
975
00:55:48,221 --> 00:55:50,265
God, he's just following me
wherever I go.
976
00:55:50,431 --> 00:55:51,808
Well, he's just looking at you.
977
00:55:51,975 --> 00:55:54,644
You're saying if I just calm down,
the Cougar will be okay?
978
00:55:54,811 --> 00:55:58,022
-You got it.
-Damn it. Okay.
979
00:55:58,189 --> 00:56:00,275
Come on, son.
You can do it. Come on.
980
00:56:00,441 --> 00:56:01,943
Oh, come on.
981
00:56:02,861 --> 00:56:04,195
That's it.
982
00:56:05,113 --> 00:56:08,867
-And no sudden moves.
-Like, is this too fast? Oh, man. See?
983
00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,035
-That's a little quick.
-You see what he did?
984
00:56:11,202 --> 00:56:13,621
You gotta be a little more deliberate
in your movement.
985
00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:16,499
I'm just gonna get in there.
I'm just gonna grab the handle.
986
00:56:16,666 --> 00:56:19,294
I'm gonna get in and drive that car.
I'm gonna do it calm.
987
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:22,881
-Calm. Piece of cake.
-I was just trying to stay calm.
988
00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:27,552
-Oh, man!
-Sometime today, son.
989
00:56:27,719 --> 00:56:30,013
Okay, here we go. I'm getting in.
990
00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,931
Oh, God, help me!
991
00:56:32,932 --> 00:56:35,476
-Ricky! Control your heart rate.
-Oh, my God!
992
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:38,980
Hey, Mama.
993
00:56:40,982 --> 00:56:43,568
Well, hey there, Ricky. How'd it go?
994
00:56:43,735 --> 00:56:46,237
Well, I was mauled by a Cougar...
995
00:56:46,404 --> 00:56:49,616
...learned nothing about driving,
and my Crystal Gayle shirt was ruined.
996
00:56:49,782 --> 00:56:51,576
But other than that, it went fine.
997
00:56:51,743 --> 00:56:53,119
Where are the boys at?
998
00:56:53,286 --> 00:56:56,623
I dropped them off at Sunday school
at my church about 10 minutes ago.
999
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:58,082
Anarchy!
1000
00:56:58,249 --> 00:57:01,419
-Anarchy! Anarchy!
-Anarchy!
1001
00:57:01,586 --> 00:57:05,006
-There they are.
-What in tarnation?
1002
00:57:05,173 --> 00:57:08,343
-Anarchy!
-I don't even know what that means...
1003
00:57:08,509 --> 00:57:10,720
...but I love it!
1004
00:57:12,513 --> 00:57:14,724
-What in the hell?
-That is it!
1005
00:57:14,891 --> 00:57:17,685
That puts the lid right on the jar!
1006
00:57:18,353 --> 00:57:19,771
-Mama!Mama!
-No, Ricky, no.
1007
00:57:19,938 --> 00:57:23,399
I will not have my grandbabies
acting like shiftless, wild hobos.
1008
00:57:23,566 --> 00:57:26,527
All right, now, you boys listen up,
and you listen good.
1009
00:57:26,694 --> 00:57:30,031
Now, I am declaring Granny Law.
1010
00:57:30,198 --> 00:57:34,035
And if you do not obey
Granny Law...
1011
00:57:34,202 --> 00:57:36,746
...I will paint your back porch red.
1012
00:57:36,913 --> 00:57:39,207
Sorry, Granny,
but you're shit out of luck.
1013
00:57:39,374 --> 00:57:41,709
We make the rules, not you.
1014
00:57:43,127 --> 00:57:44,879
Hey!
1015
00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:48,800
You're gonna break us
like wild horses, ain't you?
1016
00:57:49,384 --> 00:57:52,220
It's the beginning of a new age.
1017
00:57:54,555 --> 00:57:58,393
Oh, man, this is absolutely crazy.
I mean, this is borderline reckless.
1018
00:57:58,559 --> 00:58:02,230
Don't you get it? You don't drive with
your eyes, you drive with your heart.
1019
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:04,357
This is just dumb.
I can't see a thing.
1020
00:58:04,524 --> 00:58:08,444
You gotta feel the road.
You gotta let it live inside you.
1021
00:58:08,611 --> 00:58:11,239
-Are you feeling anything now?
-I'm feeling a little bit.
1022
00:58:11,406 --> 00:58:13,408
What do you feel?
Tell me what you're feeling.
1023
00:58:13,574 --> 00:58:16,577
I'm feeling the worn wood
of the steering wheel.
1024
00:58:16,744 --> 00:58:18,705
-Yeah. What else?
-A little bit of heat.
1025
00:58:18,871 --> 00:58:21,249
That's you and the car
melded together.
1026
00:58:21,416 --> 00:58:24,961
Yeah, now I'm really feeling it.
I feel like the car could drive itself.
1027
00:58:25,128 --> 00:58:27,005
I bet it could. Start her up.
1028
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:29,215
I'm gonna start this car up.
1029
00:58:29,382 --> 00:58:31,592
Attaboy. All right, son.
1030
00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,553
Drive.
1031
00:58:51,154 --> 00:58:53,489
I'm embarrassed.
I really thought I could feel it.
1032
00:58:53,656 --> 00:58:56,951
You know what? We better hightail it
out of here. Frank's gonna be pissed.
1033
00:58:57,118 --> 00:58:58,661
All right.
1034
00:58:58,828 --> 00:59:01,372
No, no, Ricky. No blindfold.
1035
00:59:03,291 --> 00:59:05,877
Get this highway clean, come on.
1036
00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:08,671
I gotta tell you, Granny, this blows.
1037
00:59:08,838 --> 00:59:11,299
-How much more of this?
-I don't know.
1038
00:59:11,466 --> 00:59:15,261
How many more times are you gonna
toss me the radio in the bathtub?
1039
00:59:24,270 --> 00:59:26,439
-Hello?
-Hey, man. You up?
1040
00:59:26,606 --> 00:59:29,108
-No.
-Wake up. I need to talk to you.
1041
00:59:29,275 --> 00:59:30,860
I think your house is haunted.
1042
00:59:31,027 --> 00:59:33,071
Hey, come on.
it's 2:30 in the morning.
1043
00:59:33,237 --> 00:59:36,866
I can't sleep in here, man.
I'm scared.
1044
00:59:37,075 --> 00:59:39,786
Look, there's nothing to be soared of.
it's a new house...
1045
00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:42,330
...there's a lot of creaks and moans
and groans in it.
1046
00:59:42,497 --> 00:59:43,831
I miss you, bro.
1047
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:46,000
Hey, I don't know why
I'm talking to you.
1048
00:59:46,167 --> 00:59:47,668
Do you remember that I hate you?
1049
00:59:47,835 --> 00:59:49,587
-Hey, one more thing.
-Yeah?
1050
00:59:49,754 --> 00:59:54,092
When you have the stereo on
at the same time as the TV...
1051
00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:56,427
...how do you control the volume
on the TV?
1052
00:59:56,594 --> 00:59:59,138
Why do you want to listen to the TV
with the stereo on?
1053
00:59:59,305 --> 01:00:01,182
Because I like to party.
1054
01:00:01,349 --> 01:00:03,226
Why am I still talking to you?
1055
01:00:03,392 --> 01:00:05,269
Come on.
We were doing good there, man.
1056
01:00:05,436 --> 01:00:07,688
I'm taking care of your house good.
1057
01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:11,109
I keep snapping back into it.
it's like a trick you're pulling on me.
1058
01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:15,571
-All right. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
-All right, man. Talk to you tomorrow.
1059
01:00:18,324 --> 01:00:20,493
Shit.
1060
01:00:20,660 --> 01:00:23,412
Get out.
1061
01:00:30,545 --> 01:00:32,213
Where did stock-car racing
come from?
1062
01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:33,589
What?
1063
01:00:34,549 --> 01:00:37,844
-Hey, stop doing that.
-How did stock-car racing get its start?
1064
01:00:38,010 --> 01:00:41,722
Bootleggers in Prohibition had to have
cars fast enough to outrun the Feds...
1065
01:00:41,889 --> 01:00:44,684
-...then they started racing each other.
-That's right.
1066
01:00:44,851 --> 01:00:48,020
If I was right, why'd you throw
another bucket on me?
1067
01:00:48,187 --> 01:00:52,024
I filled up three. Now, there's nothing
like driving to avoid jail.
1068
01:00:52,191 --> 01:00:55,820
Nothing hones your mind
and your instincts like necessity.
1069
01:00:55,987 --> 01:00:59,407
I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath
the car and called the boys in blue.
1070
01:00:59,574 --> 01:01:02,410
Now, the way I figure it,
you got about two minutes...
1071
01:01:02,577 --> 01:01:05,955
...before they show up
and you do five to 10.
1072
01:01:06,122 --> 01:01:10,001
So, what's it gonna be?
Fear or prison?
1073
01:01:10,168 --> 01:01:13,379
-What the hell are you talking about?
-Real simple, son.
1074
01:01:13,546 --> 01:01:14,797
Cops are coming.
1075
01:01:14,964 --> 01:01:20,094
There's a kilo of Colombian bam-bam
under the car. Time to be a man.
1076
01:01:20,261 --> 01:01:24,432
-You got hair on your peaches or what?
-You're not kidding, are you? Man.
1077
01:01:25,683 --> 01:01:27,768
You crazy creep!
1078
01:01:34,984 --> 01:01:36,986
Come on, son. What's it gonna be?
1079
01:01:37,236 --> 01:01:38,946
Speed or jail?
1080
01:01:48,581 --> 01:01:51,000
Grandpa, would you like
to take us fishing...
1081
01:01:51,167 --> 01:01:54,629
...and tell us life lessons and stories
about your childhood?
1082
01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:56,088
I got a better idea.
1083
01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:59,133
Why don't you boys go dig a hole
and I'll get another beer?
1084
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:03,346
Someone didn't love you enough
when you were little, did they?
1085
01:02:03,512 --> 01:02:06,307
Good call.
Here, that's worth a nickel.
1086
01:02:06,474 --> 01:02:07,767
Tragic.
1087
01:02:14,482 --> 01:02:16,776
Son of a bitch, son of a bitch,
son of a bitch.
1088
01:02:18,027 --> 01:02:20,029
Oh, man. Oh, man!
1089
01:02:22,907 --> 01:02:25,451
One-sixteen. One-sixteen!
1090
01:02:25,618 --> 01:02:27,995
I'm going fast again!
1091
01:02:47,765 --> 01:02:49,475
Pull over! Pull over!
1092
01:02:49,642 --> 01:02:53,521
Pull over?
I'll pull over for you. How about this?
1093
01:03:28,556 --> 01:03:30,391
Where are you?
1094
01:03:34,061 --> 01:03:35,938
Gotcha.
1095
01:03:46,407 --> 01:03:48,117
"Feels good going fast, doesn't it?
1096
01:03:48,284 --> 01:03:53,414
By the way, don't try and snort
these Lucky Charms. Reese."
1097
01:03:55,249 --> 01:03:56,876
Okay.
1098
01:03:57,918 --> 01:03:59,503
Okay.
1099
01:04:12,058 --> 01:04:13,309
There you go, little man.
1100
01:04:24,236 --> 01:04:25,696
Hey, Ricky!
1101
01:04:25,863 --> 01:04:27,448
How you doing?
1102
01:04:31,410 --> 01:04:35,247
-Oh, Nana, not my prison shank.
-In the can.
1103
01:04:44,215 --> 01:04:47,093
There's your
mother-flipping driving test.
1104
01:04:47,259 --> 01:04:50,137
Mr. Bobby, you are magnificent.
1105
01:04:52,014 --> 01:04:56,060
Down, Karen! Get down!
Get down, Karen!
1106
01:04:56,227 --> 01:04:57,978
It's all right. it's gonna be okay.
1107
01:05:06,779 --> 01:05:10,408
Well, son, you are looking good
behind that wheel.
1108
01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:14,453
Thanks, Daddy. I gotta tell you,
I feel good. Heck, you know what?
1109
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:17,248
Let's go out tonight, you know,
the whole family.
1110
01:05:17,790 --> 01:05:20,793
I'm talking about sitting down,
enjoying a gourmet meal...
1111
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,254
...at a place that's real special.
1112
01:05:23,421 --> 01:05:26,757
-Hi. Those plates are hot. Enjoy.
-You got your own skillet.
1113
01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:29,343
-Be back to check on you in a minute.
-Thank you.
1114
01:05:29,510 --> 01:05:31,804
Oh, gooder than grits.
1115
01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:33,347
Let us pray.
1116
01:05:35,182 --> 01:05:37,017
Dear Lord baby Jesus...
1117
01:05:37,184 --> 01:05:40,229
...lying there
in your little ghost manger...
1118
01:05:40,396 --> 01:05:43,858
...just looking at your Baby Einstein
developmental videos...
1119
01:05:44,024 --> 01:05:46,110
...learning about shapes
and colors and ....
1120
01:05:46,277 --> 01:05:48,696
We just have so much
to be thankful for.
1121
01:05:48,863 --> 01:05:51,198
First off, my sons no longer act...
1122
01:05:51,365 --> 01:05:53,659
-...like retarded gangbangers
-Amen.
1123
01:05:53,826 --> 01:05:56,287
Also, I got my balls back
behind the wheel of a car.
1124
01:05:56,454 --> 01:05:58,664
And most importantly,
we thank you...
1125
01:05:58,831 --> 01:06:02,793
...for bringing back our nasty,
delinquent, pot-dealing daddy to us.
1126
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:06,005
For he was lost,
but now he is found. Amen.
1127
01:06:06,172 --> 01:06:08,507
-Amen.
-Amen.
1128
01:06:08,674 --> 01:06:10,092
Son, that was lovely.
1129
01:06:10,259 --> 01:06:12,094
-What a lovely meal.
-It sure is.
1130
01:06:12,261 --> 01:06:14,513
It certainly does look delicious.
1131
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:17,766
I gotta tell you, this is about
a damn perfect evening right now.
1132
01:06:17,933 --> 01:06:20,603
It is, isn't it?
1133
01:06:20,769 --> 01:06:22,730
You know what we should do?
1134
01:06:22,897 --> 01:06:25,941
Every week, we should come back
to this Applebee's...
1135
01:06:26,108 --> 01:06:29,320
...and sit at this table,
and have a family meal.
1136
01:06:29,487 --> 01:06:31,906
-That's a great idea, Mama.
-And order the same stuff.
1137
01:06:32,072 --> 01:06:35,034
-That would be great.
-And I would be delighted, Reese...
1138
01:06:35,201 --> 01:06:39,288
...if you would accompany me to
ballroom dancing on Tuesday nights.
1139
01:06:39,705 --> 01:06:41,290
-Tuesday night?
-it's a lot of fun.
1140
01:06:41,457 --> 01:06:44,168
-I think you'd have a good time.
-How's everybody doing here?
1141
01:06:44,335 --> 01:06:47,338
-Dolly, it's so good.
-Oh, it's really, really good.
1142
01:06:47,505 --> 01:06:51,967
You know, I just--
I hate to be a pain, darling...
1143
01:06:54,803 --> 01:06:57,598
...but I asked for no onions
on my Bourbon Steak.
1144
01:06:57,890 --> 01:07:00,017
I am so sorry.
I thought you asked for onions--
1145
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:02,061
Okay, okay,
maybe don't interrupt me.
1146
01:07:02,228 --> 01:07:05,314
-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
-Yeah, well, I think you did mean to...
1147
01:07:05,481 --> 01:07:09,777
...and I also think that you meant
to put the damn onions on my steak.
1148
01:07:09,944 --> 01:07:11,695
-Okay, Reese.
-Grandfather...
1149
01:07:11,862 --> 01:07:14,949
...can't we resolve
this conflict without anger?
1150
01:07:16,283 --> 01:07:19,578
-I'm a veteran and a diabetic!
-Dad!
1151
01:07:20,079 --> 01:07:23,707
-Dad! Why are you doing this?
-Applebee's has rats!
1152
01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:26,126
I found a whole rat
in my Cobb salad!
1153
01:07:26,293 --> 01:07:27,628
Dad, where are you going?
1154
01:07:27,795 --> 01:07:30,047
Come on, frat boy, you wanna go?
1155
01:07:30,214 --> 01:07:33,676
-What's going on, man?
-Ricky, let him go!
1156
01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:37,429
-Things were good, weren't they?
-That's exactly why I had to blow it up.
1157
01:07:37,596 --> 01:07:39,473
I don't know what organ or bone
people have...
1158
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,518
...that makes them act right,
but I was born without it. I'm no good.
1159
01:07:42,685 --> 01:07:47,147
All those races I won,
that was for you, you know that?
1160
01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:52,111
I did just like you told me:
"if you ain't first, you're last."
1161
01:07:52,278 --> 01:07:53,988
What the hell are you talking about?
1162
01:07:54,154 --> 01:07:56,824
What you told me
that day at school for career day.
1163
01:07:58,659 --> 01:08:02,454
You came in and you said,
"if you ain't first, you're last."
1164
01:08:03,998 --> 01:08:07,084
Oh, hell, Ricky,
I was high when I said that.
1165
01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:09,003
That doesn't make any sense at all.
1166
01:08:09,169 --> 01:08:13,132
"You're first or last." You can
be second, you can be third, fourth.
1167
01:08:13,299 --> 01:08:15,134
Hell, you can even be fifth.
1168
01:08:15,301 --> 01:08:19,888
What are you talking about?
I lived my whole life based on that.
1169
01:08:20,306 --> 01:08:22,391
Well, now what the hell
am I supposed to do?
1170
01:08:24,226 --> 01:08:27,646
Well, that's the million-dollar question,
isn't it?
1171
01:08:31,191 --> 01:08:33,277
Good luck to you, son.
1172
01:08:34,194 --> 01:08:35,863
Hey,Dad!
1173
01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:38,657
Where are you going?
1174
01:08:39,617 --> 01:08:41,535
Does it matter?
1175
01:09:12,650 --> 01:09:13,984
Here we go.
1176
01:09:15,903 --> 01:09:17,446
Hey, don't bump me.
1177
01:09:18,614 --> 01:09:20,908
Oh, man, I'm flying.
1178
01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:28,332
Game over. Come on, reset.
1179
01:09:28,499 --> 01:09:31,210
Boy, you are a terrible driver, no?
1180
01:09:31,377 --> 01:09:33,128
How'd you get on a video game
so fast?
1181
01:09:33,295 --> 01:09:37,049
Ls your name, by chance,
Ricky Bobby?
1182
01:09:37,216 --> 01:09:40,511
Hey, screw you, man!
I got nothing because of you!
1183
01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:45,724
-I hate you!
-Hey, Ricky.
1184
01:09:45,891 --> 01:09:48,936
I am on fire. I am on fire.
1185
01:09:49,645 --> 01:09:50,896
Susan?
1186
01:09:51,063 --> 01:09:53,982
And so then I got a marketing
job with NASCAR.
1187
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:57,152
-Really?
-Yeah, it's great. it's great.
1188
01:09:57,319 --> 01:10:00,989
Well, gosh, you look fantastic.
1189
01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:04,618
-Thank you.
-I mean, you've always looked good.
1190
01:10:05,661 --> 01:10:09,331
I mean, I'm just-- I'm happy for you.
1191
01:10:10,249 --> 01:10:11,667
Thank you.
1192
01:10:12,835 --> 01:10:14,378
But what about you?
1193
01:10:14,545 --> 01:10:16,714
How have you been?
What have you been doing?
1194
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:20,634
They want me to race at Talladega
next weekend, but I'm not gonna do it.
1195
01:10:20,801 --> 01:10:23,512
Because I'm done.
I'm done with the racing, with driving.
1196
01:10:23,679 --> 01:10:26,390
-Why would you do that?
-Because I've really moved on.
1197
01:10:26,598 --> 01:10:29,059
I've sent in my application to
The Real World...
1198
01:10:29,226 --> 01:10:30,769
...so I'm hoping to hear back.
1199
01:10:30,936 --> 01:10:34,356
I'm putting a lot of my eggs into
that basket, the MTV basket.
1200
01:10:34,523 --> 01:10:37,860
I'm also thinking about getting a gun
and dealing crack.
1201
01:10:38,026 --> 01:10:41,864
Being a crack dealer, but not like
a mean crack dealer, but like a .... .
1202
01:10:42,030 --> 01:10:44,158
You know, like a nice one.
1203
01:10:44,324 --> 01:10:46,368
Just kind of friendly, like, "Hey...
1204
01:10:46,535 --> 01:10:48,871
. ...what's up, guys?
You want some crack?"
1205
01:10:49,037 --> 01:10:52,332
I'm just waiting on those two things
to kind of flesh themselves out.
1206
01:10:52,541 --> 01:10:53,542
You know what, Ricky?
1207
01:11:00,507 --> 01:11:03,469
I just have to tell you that I think
you are making a big mistake.
1208
01:11:03,635 --> 01:11:05,304
-Really?
-Yes.
1209
01:11:05,471 --> 01:11:08,974
Why is it that you always fall
for people who leave you?
1210
01:11:09,349 --> 01:11:11,059
Have you noticed that?
1211
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:16,356
Like Carley and your dad
and your sponsors.
1212
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:20,194
And you always have
to prove yourself. Wh--'?
1213
01:11:21,737 --> 01:11:24,364
Well, you gotta listen
to me here, okay?
1214
01:11:24,531 --> 01:11:28,786
You gotta win to get love.
Everyone knows that.
1215
01:11:28,952 --> 01:11:31,205
I mean, that's just life.
1216
01:11:34,124 --> 01:11:37,294
Look at Don Shula,
legendary coach.
1217
01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:40,881
Look at that Asian guy
who holds the world record...
1218
01:11:41,048 --> 01:11:43,008
...for eating all those hot dogs
in a row.
1219
01:11:43,217 --> 01:11:46,887
Look at Rue McClanahan
from The Golden Girls.
1220
01:11:47,805 --> 01:11:51,058
All three people,
all great champions, all loved.
1221
01:11:51,266 --> 01:11:53,811
Do you wanna know why I think
that you should race again?
1222
01:11:54,853 --> 01:11:56,063
Sure. Why?
1223
01:11:56,230 --> 01:12:00,526
Okay. it's because
it's what you love, Ricky.
1224
01:12:00,901 --> 01:12:03,737
It is who you were born to be.
1225
01:12:03,904 --> 01:12:07,199
And here you sit, thinking.
1226
01:12:07,366 --> 01:12:12,454
Well, Ricky Bobby is not a thinker.
Ricky Bobby is a driver.
1227
01:12:12,621 --> 01:12:14,998
He is a doer.
And that's what you need to do.
1228
01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:17,042
You don't need to think,
you need to drive.
1229
01:12:17,209 --> 01:12:21,088
You need speed. You need to go out
there and you need to rev your engine.
1230
01:12:21,255 --> 01:12:22,297
You need to fire it up.
1231
01:12:22,464 --> 01:12:25,217
You need to grab hold of the line
between speed and chaos...
1232
01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:28,178
...and you need to wrestle it
to the ground like a demon cobra.
1233
01:12:28,345 --> 01:12:31,181
And then, when that fear rises up
in your belly, you use it...
1234
01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:34,268
...and you know that fear is powerful
because it has been there...
1235
01:12:34,434 --> 01:12:38,522
...for billions of years! And it is good,
and you use it, and you ride it.
1236
01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:41,525
You ride it like a skeleton horse
through the gates of hell...
1237
01:12:41,692 --> 01:12:43,193
...and then you win! You win!
1238
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,113
You don't win for anybody else,
you win for you. You know why?
1239
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,574
Because a man takes what he wants,
he takes it all.
1240
01:12:48,740 --> 01:12:51,410
And you're a man, aren't you?
Aren't you?
1241
01:12:52,286 --> 01:12:54,454
Susan, I've never heard you
talk like that.
1242
01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,793
Are we about to get it on?
1243
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:02,754
Because I'm as hard as a diamond
in an ice storm right now.
1244
01:13:06,508 --> 01:13:08,510
-This is awesome.
-Yes, it is.
1245
01:13:08,677 --> 01:13:11,638
-Are you climbing on the table now?
-Yes, sir.
1246
01:13:17,102 --> 01:13:19,563
I can't believe this.
1247
01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:25,569
This is like that Whitesnake video
where the girl crawls on ....
1248
01:13:25,736 --> 01:13:28,655
Yeah. Just like that.
What's her name?
1249
01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:30,908
Tawny Kitaen. She's really good.
1250
01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:33,035
-She's great.
-She's fantastic.
1251
01:13:34,244 --> 01:13:35,829
Everyone, turn away.
1252
01:13:35,996 --> 01:13:40,042
Things are gonna get crazy.
We're gonna make animal noises.
1253
01:13:49,343 --> 01:13:51,678
All right, baby,
we got a wash-and-buff special.
1254
01:13:51,845 --> 01:13:54,932
I want everybody to hustle. Let's get
this lady out of here. Let's go!
1255
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:56,975
Hustle up, right now!
1256
01:13:59,144 --> 01:14:00,354
-Hello.
-Lucius?
1257
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,230
-Yeah, this is Lucius.
-it's me, Ricky.
1258
01:14:02,397 --> 01:14:04,483
-Hey, Ricky Bobby. Hold on a minute.
-Hey, man.
1259
01:14:04,650 --> 01:14:08,111
Hey! Hey, hey, hey.
Fellas, we're not a pit crew anymore.
1260
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,697
Wash-and-buff special. No tires.
1261
01:14:10,864 --> 01:14:14,993
Sorry, Lucius, but it's a hard habit
to break, like stalking an ex-girlfriend.
1262
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,536
Glenn, shut up.
1263
01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:17,955
-You back?
-Yeah.
1264
01:14:18,121 --> 01:14:21,291
-Look, you wanna run at Talladega?
-Talladega? Are you ready for that?
1265
01:14:21,458 --> 01:14:23,043
-Yeah, I think so.
-All right, then.
1266
01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:25,879
We're there with damn bells on.
Hey, fellas, guess what.
1267
01:14:26,046 --> 01:14:29,007
We're back in the race.
We're back at NASCAR.
1268
01:14:30,676 --> 01:14:33,136
Yes! Yeah, baby, yeah!
1269
01:14:38,684 --> 01:14:40,602
I have not finished.
1270
01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:52,239
Monsieur Girard,
Ricky Bobby is here to see you.
1271
01:14:52,406 --> 01:14:56,284
This is the one I was talking about,
Ricky Bobby.
1272
01:14:57,577 --> 01:15:00,038
Thank you, Bacco. Go.
1273
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:03,083
You're a tough man to find.
You know that, buster?
1274
01:15:03,250 --> 01:15:05,919
I prefer solitude
the day before a race.
1275
01:15:06,086 --> 01:15:08,213
Look, I need to talk to you.
1276
01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:10,090
Walk with me, Ricky Bobby.
1277
01:15:10,257 --> 01:15:12,509
-You have a good lunch.
-Take care, man.
1278
01:15:12,676 --> 01:15:14,970
Is that Elvis Costello and Mos Def?
1279
01:15:15,137 --> 01:15:17,139
No.
1280
01:15:17,347 --> 01:15:20,434
Holding hands with a man
makes me terribly uncomfortable.
1281
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:23,770
It is a sign of friendship
in many countries.
1282
01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:25,647
Well, not in ours.
1283
01:15:25,814 --> 01:15:28,483
There's nothing sexual about it.
1284
01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:31,111
Please don't be worried at the fact
I have an erection.
1285
01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:34,114
-It has nothing to do with you.
-Hey, come on.
1286
01:15:34,281 --> 01:15:38,994
Look. Here's the deal.
I came here to tell you one thing.
1287
01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:41,955
All right?
Tomorrow, I'm coming for you.
1288
01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:45,167
Do you know why I came to America,
Ricky Bobby?
1289
01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:48,962
Public schools, health-care system,
giant water parks.
1290
01:15:49,129 --> 01:15:51,381
I mean, the same reason
anyone comes to America.
1291
01:15:52,632 --> 01:15:56,094
I came here for you to beat me.
1292
01:15:56,511 --> 01:15:59,723
-What the hell are you talking about?
-My husband, Gregory, and l...
1293
01:15:59,890 --> 01:16:03,602
...wish for only that
which every other couple wish for:
1294
01:16:03,769 --> 01:16:05,812
To retire to Stockholm...
1295
01:16:05,979 --> 01:16:09,941
...and design a currency
for dogs and cats to use.
1296
01:16:10,108 --> 01:16:11,693
But before I can do that ....
1297
01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:14,488
-That's dumb.
-it's not dumb.
1298
01:16:14,654 --> 01:16:16,490
-It is dumb.
-Why is it dumb?
1299
01:16:16,656 --> 01:16:18,658
-I don't know.
-But before I can do that...
1300
01:16:18,825 --> 01:16:23,163
...I must be beaten by a driver
who's truly better than me.
1301
01:16:23,371 --> 01:16:25,665
So you're gonna lose to me
on purpose?
1302
01:16:25,832 --> 01:16:27,542
-No.
-No?
1303
01:16:27,709 --> 01:16:29,044
No!
1304
01:16:30,128 --> 01:16:32,756
I will battle you with the entirety
of my heart.
1305
01:16:32,923 --> 01:16:34,800
And you will probably lose.
1306
01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:39,805
But maybe, just maybe...
1307
01:16:40,472 --> 01:16:42,808
...you might challenge me.
1308
01:16:42,974 --> 01:16:44,559
God needs the devil.
1309
01:16:44,726 --> 01:16:47,687
The Beatles needed
the Rolling Stones.
1310
01:16:47,854 --> 01:16:51,358
Even Diane Sawyer
needed Katie Couric.
1311
01:16:52,526 --> 01:16:55,320
Will you be my Katie Couric?
1312
01:16:57,697 --> 01:17:00,033
I feel like I'm in Highlander.
1313
01:17:03,161 --> 01:17:04,704
What's the Highlander?
1314
01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:06,081
It's a movie.
1315
01:17:06,248 --> 01:17:08,166
-Any good?
-Very good.
1316
01:17:08,333 --> 01:17:10,293
-It won the Academy Award.
-Oh, for what?
1317
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:12,170
For best movie ever made.
1318
01:17:12,337 --> 01:17:15,465
I just want you to know I came here
today to tell you one thing.
1319
01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:18,510
That come race time tomorrow,
I'm coming for you, all right?
1320
01:17:19,427 --> 01:17:21,596
-May God be with you.
-Yeah.
1321
01:17:21,763 --> 01:17:25,058
Because although
today I am friendly...
1322
01:17:26,017 --> 01:17:30,438
...tomorrow will be war!
1323
01:17:31,439 --> 01:17:32,566
All right.
1324
01:17:37,737 --> 01:17:41,408
Ladies and gentlemen, pull up a chair,
drop the kids off with their aunt...
1325
01:17:41,575 --> 01:17:44,411
...and take the phone off the hook
because it's race day here...
1326
01:17:44,578 --> 01:17:46,746
...at the Talladega Superspeedway.
1327
01:17:57,090 --> 01:17:58,925
Hey, guys.
1328
01:18:01,386 --> 01:18:03,346
-Why so down?
-Ricky...
1329
01:18:03,513 --> 01:18:06,099
...we were up all night
working on the car.
1330
01:18:06,266 --> 01:18:08,351
And then something happened.
There was a fire.
1331
01:18:08,518 --> 01:18:09,936
Did you say "fire"'?
1332
01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:11,563
Glenn is dead, Ricky.
1333
01:18:12,606 --> 01:18:15,901
I mean,
he died last night in my arms...
1334
01:18:16,067 --> 01:18:17,611
-...as I held him.
-Oh, man.
1335
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:20,447
He was so scared,
because you know how little he is.
1336
01:18:20,614 --> 01:18:22,908
And death was coming for him,
and he stood there...
1337
01:18:23,074 --> 01:18:26,661
...and with a tear coming out his eyes,
he said, "Tell Ricky, win for me."
1338
01:18:26,828 --> 01:18:29,623
That's all that little bastard wanted,
was for you to win.
1339
01:18:29,789 --> 01:18:31,082
I wish you could've seen him.
1340
01:18:31,249 --> 01:18:33,835
I wish you could've felt
his little heart fluttering.
1341
01:18:34,002 --> 01:18:35,462
Sweet Jesus.
1342
01:18:35,962 --> 01:18:38,048
Poor Glenn.
1343
01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:43,136
Hey, what the hell, man.
Hey, Glenn. Glenn!
1344
01:18:45,347 --> 01:18:48,767
-I see you.
-Glenn, what did I say?
1345
01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:51,561
-I said, "Wait till after the race."
-Was he crying?
1346
01:18:51,728 --> 01:18:55,232
I'm sorry, Ricky. We were just trying to
give you a little extra motivation.
1347
01:18:55,398 --> 01:18:58,276
Well, that is just sick, guys.
1348
01:18:58,443 --> 01:19:01,446
It's okay, Susie.
I appreciate it, guys.
1349
01:19:01,613 --> 01:19:02,989
Just trying to help out...
1350
01:19:03,156 --> 01:19:05,951
...even though
it was weird and perverse.
1351
01:19:06,117 --> 01:19:08,495
They're just trying to help, Ricky.
We're a team here.
1352
01:19:08,662 --> 01:19:10,956
-I appreciate it.
-Let's see what's under the hood.
1353
01:19:11,122 --> 01:19:13,291
All right, let's have a look.
1354
01:19:19,047 --> 01:19:22,008
Hot dog. I mean, that's like
looking up Yasmine Bleeth's skirt.
1355
01:19:22,175 --> 01:19:25,720
We were up all night working on it.
Like I said, a lot of teams gave parts.
1356
01:19:25,887 --> 01:19:27,138
Nice work, guys.
1357
01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:30,892
And your sponsors weren't doing
very much, so...
1358
01:19:31,059 --> 01:19:33,061
...well, we repainted the car.
1359
01:19:33,228 --> 01:19:35,522
Well, take a look. Come on, guys.
1360
01:19:38,358 --> 01:19:41,611
Well, I like the Cougar,
but what company is "M.E."'?
1361
01:19:41,778 --> 01:19:44,072
"Me" is you...
1362
01:19:44,239 --> 01:19:45,949
...because it's just you out there.
1363
01:19:46,116 --> 01:19:48,952
We don't have
any corporate sponsors.
1364
01:19:49,119 --> 01:19:51,371
We don't have
any fancy team owners.
1365
01:19:51,538 --> 01:19:53,164
We have you...
1366
01:19:53,331 --> 01:19:56,251
...and this car, and this Cougar...
1367
01:19:56,418 --> 01:19:59,296
...which symbolizes the fear
that you have overcome.
1368
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,298
It's all there for you.
1369
01:20:01,715 --> 01:20:06,886
Ricky, this car is like your Excalibur,
the mighty sword King Arthur used...
1370
01:20:07,053 --> 01:20:09,472
...to bring together
the Knights of the Round Table...
1371
01:20:09,639 --> 01:20:14,436
...until Lancelot betrayed him by laying
with his queen, in the biblical sense.
1372
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,271
Okay, Glenn.
1373
01:20:16,438 --> 01:20:19,441
Everything cool that Susan said,
you wrecked it.
1374
01:20:21,234 --> 01:20:23,403
Guys, let's go win ourselves
a race, all right?
1375
01:20:23,570 --> 01:20:25,655
-There you go. Yeah!
-Right?
1376
01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:28,241
Let's get out there and win a race.
1377
01:20:42,422 --> 01:20:44,883
From West River, North Carolina...
1378
01:20:45,091 --> 01:20:48,303
...driver of the number 47
Old Spice car...
1379
01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:51,723
...Cal Naughton Jr.
1380
01:21:00,774 --> 01:21:02,609
Hey, Carley.
1381
01:21:02,776 --> 01:21:06,446
-Hey, Ricky.
-Carley! Hey, baby.
1382
01:21:08,323 --> 01:21:09,949
Baby.
1383
01:21:10,116 --> 01:21:12,118
Oh, hey, Ricky.
1384
01:21:12,285 --> 01:21:14,913
Hey, man.
We missed you at the wedding.
1385
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:18,083
-You missed me at the wedding?
-Oh, man, it was so classy.
1386
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:21,628
We had a Styx cover band
and a nacho fountain.
1387
01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:24,798
Check it, it was a nacho fountain
with six kinds of cheese on it.
1388
01:21:24,964 --> 01:21:28,259
-Liquid cheese? It cascaded down?
-Yeah.
1389
01:21:28,426 --> 01:21:30,553
-Are you serious?
-Amazing. Six different kinds.
1390
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,305
Swiss, Havarti.
What was the other one?
1391
01:21:32,472 --> 01:21:33,556
-Gouda.
-Cheddar, Gouda.
1392
01:21:33,723 --> 01:21:35,683
That's the greatest thing
I ever heard of.
1393
01:21:35,850 --> 01:21:37,769
Bean buffet in front of it.
It was awesome.
1394
01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:41,231
Don't listen to him. And remember
one thing, he's the competition.
1395
01:21:41,398 --> 01:21:44,275
You're not very focused right now.
I need you to focus.
1396
01:21:44,442 --> 01:21:45,819
-Hey.
-What?
1397
01:21:45,985 --> 01:21:48,279
-I'm the Magic Man now. Okay?
-Yeah, I know.
1398
01:21:48,446 --> 01:21:51,449
So get ready for some tricks up
these sleeves, all right?
1399
01:21:51,616 --> 01:21:52,909
Watch your buns, pal.
1400
01:21:53,076 --> 01:21:55,870
Baby, that is real good talk.
Like we practiced last night.
1401
01:21:56,037 --> 01:21:58,498
I got something to tell you,
you mangy piece of trash.
1402
01:21:58,665 --> 01:22:01,334
-What?
-I'm sorry.
1403
01:22:03,461 --> 01:22:06,965
I took you for granted, Cal, and you
were a really good friend to me...
1404
01:22:07,173 --> 01:22:10,427
...and I never gave you your due.
It was my fault.
1405
01:22:11,553 --> 01:22:14,973
I'll tell you the truth.
I'm a little confused by your tactics.
1406
01:22:15,140 --> 01:22:17,976
-Tactics?
-Yeah. I'm gonna keep acting tough...
1407
01:22:18,143 --> 01:22:20,353
...until I figure it out. All right?
1408
01:22:21,104 --> 01:22:22,730
See you on the track.
1409
01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:25,316
-Come on, baby.
-I love you.
1410
01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:27,193
I love you too. Come on.
1411
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:29,362
Abracadabra, homes.
1412
01:22:33,408 --> 01:22:36,202
Hi, Bill Weber, along with
Wally Dallenbach and Benny Parsons.
1413
01:22:36,369 --> 01:22:40,039
Thanks for having us. Today,
Talladega, NASCAR's biggest track...
1414
01:22:40,206 --> 01:22:42,041
...where the big concern
is the big wreck.
1415
01:22:42,208 --> 01:22:44,335
And it's not if it happens,
it's where and when.
1416
01:22:44,502 --> 01:22:47,672
We have a guy in the race today
that'll probably cause it, Ricky Bobby.
1417
01:22:47,839 --> 01:22:49,966
Starting in the rear of the field,
underfunded...
1418
01:22:50,133 --> 01:22:52,719
...and the last time we saw him,
he caused a big crash.
1419
01:22:52,886 --> 01:22:56,347
A lot of big stories and some
big questions here at Talladega.
1420
01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,362
All right, go get them.
1421
01:23:25,335 --> 01:23:27,378
You must decide, Ricky Bobby.
1422
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:31,216
Is it foolish pride,
or is it greatness for you?
1423
01:23:39,349 --> 01:23:42,185
-Hey, Jarvis!
-Go ahead, Cal.
1424
01:23:42,352 --> 01:23:45,480
If you slept with
your best friend's wife...
1425
01:23:45,647 --> 01:23:49,359
-...why would he apologize to you?
-Yeah, I know. That's weird.
1426
01:23:49,526 --> 01:23:53,279
That's what I'm saying.
My head's all tied up like a pretzel.
1427
01:23:53,446 --> 01:23:55,114
I got a pretzel in my head.
1428
01:23:59,869 --> 01:24:01,329
-Ricky!
-Come on, Dad!
1429
01:24:28,231 --> 01:24:29,983
I've got some big investors
coming by.
1430
01:24:30,149 --> 01:24:32,026
These guys are
big-money power players.
1431
01:24:32,193 --> 01:24:35,572
If things go right, they could have us
owning half the cars in NASCAR.
1432
01:24:35,738 --> 01:24:37,532
So I want you--
No, I want you to behave.
1433
01:24:37,699 --> 01:24:38,992
-Oh, really?
-Quiet.
1434
01:24:39,158 --> 01:24:41,494
Should I not tell them
after 14 years of marriage...
1435
01:24:41,661 --> 01:24:43,705
...you're still afraid
to let me see you naked?
1436
01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:45,915
That's not a fear thing,
it's a trust thing.
1437
01:24:46,457 --> 01:24:49,460
Hey! I was wondering
where you guys got off to.
1438
01:24:49,627 --> 01:24:51,754
Baby, this is Ted Beamen
from Halliburton.
1439
01:24:51,921 --> 01:24:54,007
-Nice to meet you.
-Over here...
1440
01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:57,010
...is Dick Tangfield
from Dynacorp.
1441
01:24:57,176 --> 01:24:59,178
-Back there is ....
-You have beautiful teeth.
1442
01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:01,055
Yes, he does.
Get yourselves down there.
1443
01:25:01,222 --> 01:25:02,932
-Adorable.
-Make yourselves at home...
1444
01:25:03,099 --> 01:25:06,519
-...grab something to eat, over here...
-Sweetheart, sweetheart.
1445
01:25:06,686 --> 01:25:08,187
You're a sweetie pie.
1446
01:25:08,354 --> 01:25:11,190
She's very affectionate.
She suffered a recent loss--
1447
01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:12,692
You taste good too.
1448
01:25:12,859 --> 01:25:14,736
--so she's a little emotional.
1449
01:25:14,902 --> 01:25:16,279
Okay, that's fine.
1450
01:25:16,446 --> 01:25:19,240
Go ahead, find a seat.
Can we get these guys something?
1451
01:25:19,407 --> 01:25:22,702
Jean Girard started from the pole
and is out to a big lead.
1452
01:25:22,869 --> 01:25:25,204
As you know, Bill,
he's been doing that all year.
1453
01:25:28,833 --> 01:25:33,254
Where are you, Ricky Bobby?
Come face your destroyer!
1454
01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:37,008
Come on, baby! Yeah, that's it.
1455
01:25:37,175 --> 01:25:40,011
All right, Lucius.
Time to let the Cougar loose.
1456
01:25:42,430 --> 01:25:44,307
Here we go, boys.
1457
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:54,984
Ricky, you've got Brian Wavecrest...
1458
01:25:55,193 --> 01:25:57,570
...the guy that replaced you
at Dennit, dead ahead.
1459
01:25:57,779 --> 01:26:00,531
Bobby working really hard to pass
the Wonder Bread car.
1460
01:26:00,698 --> 01:26:02,492
That's his old ride, of course.
1461
01:26:08,998 --> 01:26:11,459
We've passed the halfway mark
with Ricky Bobby...
1462
01:26:11,626 --> 01:26:14,671
...now three car lengths
behind the leader.
1463
01:26:14,879 --> 01:26:18,091
Maybe subconsciously
you slept with Rickyโs wife...
1464
01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:19,967
...as a way of getting back at him...
1465
01:26:20,134 --> 01:26:22,929
...for making you
come in second all those years.
1466
01:26:23,137 --> 01:26:27,350
I know one thing, Carley was definitely
unconscious every time we had sex.
1467
01:26:28,976 --> 01:26:31,187
Lucius, I got Cal Naughton
dead ahead of me.
1468
01:26:34,565 --> 01:26:37,360
Hey, Cal, you should pay attention.
I think he's passing you.
1469
01:26:37,527 --> 01:26:39,737
Is Ricky passing me
in my subconscious?
1470
01:26:39,904 --> 01:26:42,782
No, he's actually passing you.
That's happening right now.
1471
01:26:43,282 --> 01:26:46,202
Go, Ricky! Go!
1472
01:26:46,369 --> 01:26:48,913
Didn't Ricky Bobby used to
drive for you?
1473
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,040
-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-He's doing quite well.
1474
01:26:51,207 --> 01:26:54,252
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard!
1475
01:26:55,086 --> 01:26:57,547
Get Cal Naughton's crew chief
on the radio right away.
1476
01:26:59,340 --> 01:27:03,594
I believe you have some tickets waiting
for me. My name's Reese Bobby.
1477
01:27:03,761 --> 01:27:05,346
Reese Bobby.
1478
01:27:06,764 --> 01:27:10,226
Mister, these tickets have been waiting
for you for e long time.
1479
01:27:17,358 --> 01:27:19,694
Who needs two? I got tickets!
1480
01:27:19,861 --> 01:27:21,988
Tickets, right here, 60 bucks a pop.
1481
01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:33,583
All right, Girard, I found you.
Now let's see where this goes.
1482
01:27:33,750 --> 01:27:35,293
Bobby's gotten around Naughton...
1483
01:27:35,460 --> 01:27:39,046
...and now he's right behind Girard,
but Girard's gonna block the track.
1484
01:27:39,213 --> 01:27:41,299
Man, he's scary good.
1485
01:27:41,466 --> 01:27:43,634
Ah, Ricky Bobby.
1486
01:27:43,801 --> 01:27:48,389
Now we shall dance,
and yes, it will be a slow jam.
1487
01:27:54,604 --> 01:27:56,981
Damn it. Come on, man.
1488
01:27:59,859 --> 01:28:02,278
I was wrong about you,
Ricky Bobby.
1489
01:28:02,445 --> 01:28:04,906
You are not the one to defeat me.
1490
01:28:08,701 --> 01:28:10,077
I can't get around him, man.
1491
01:28:14,332 --> 01:28:16,751
You tell Cal Naughton
to take Ricky Bobby out.
1492
01:28:16,918 --> 01:28:20,963
Hey, Cal, listen. I hate to add
to your tremendous moral confusion...
1493
01:28:21,130 --> 01:28:22,590
...but I just heard from Dennit.
1494
01:28:22,757 --> 01:28:25,885
He said to take Ricky Bobby
out of the race or you're fired, buddy.
1495
01:28:26,052 --> 01:28:27,428
What are you talking about?
1496
01:28:27,595 --> 01:28:31,349
Tell him if he doesn't do it, he's done.
That's right, he'll be driving a tour bus.
1497
01:28:31,516 --> 01:28:35,978
Well, you tell Mr. Dennit that
Ricky Bobby is my best friend.
1498
01:28:36,145 --> 01:28:38,981
-And it's Shake and Bake time.
-Cal, I don't like the way...
1499
01:28:39,148 --> 01:28:42,610
-...you're talking out there.
-Damn the torpedoes!
1500
01:28:50,785 --> 01:28:54,997
Come on, man, slingshot it.
Slingshot, come on.
1501
01:28:55,164 --> 01:28:58,334
I can't believe it.
If it isn't Mike Honcho himself.
1502
01:28:58,501 --> 01:28:59,919
Shake and Bake, buddy!
1503
01:29:00,086 --> 01:29:02,004
Shake it before you bake it.
1504
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:06,509
Here I come. Slingshot engaged.
1505
01:29:09,554 --> 01:29:11,180
Yeah!
1506
01:29:11,931 --> 01:29:13,516
I love you, Cal!
1507
01:29:13,683 --> 01:29:16,519
-What are you doing?
-Can't believe it. Now I've seen it all.
1508
01:29:16,686 --> 01:29:19,981
Cal Naughton from Dennit Racing
just helped a rival driver...
1509
01:29:20,147 --> 01:29:21,482
...pass a teammate.
1510
01:29:23,484 --> 01:29:27,738
Darrell, you tell Brian Wavecrest
to take out Cal Naughton right now.
1511
01:29:27,905 --> 01:29:30,366
Right now, you do it. You do it!
1512
01:29:30,992 --> 01:29:32,326
Yes, sir.
1513
01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:43,004
And the 26 car just ran Naughton
into the wall.
1514
01:29:49,010 --> 01:29:50,595
Oh, man.
1515
01:29:56,434 --> 01:29:58,311
Damn you, Wavecrest!
1516
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:06,193
The entire field was in that wreck,
and we've only got six laps to go.
1517
01:30:06,360 --> 01:30:09,238
Only Ricky Bobby and Jean Girard
got away clean.
1518
01:30:11,782 --> 01:30:14,243
It's just Jean and Ricky.
1519
01:30:18,664 --> 01:30:23,252
And now the matador shall dance
with the blind shoemaker.
1520
01:30:25,338 --> 01:30:28,507
Race officials have completed
an extensive cleanup of the track.
1521
01:30:28,674 --> 01:30:30,217
We're ready to get back to racing.
1522
01:30:30,384 --> 01:30:33,846
The 200,000 fans are on their feet,
and the green flag is in the air.
1523
01:30:43,105 --> 01:30:45,691
Bobby and Girard are
dueling each other for the lead.
1524
01:30:45,858 --> 01:30:48,194
No one seems to have the edge.
1525
01:30:48,361 --> 01:30:50,488
Go, go, go! Come on, come on, go!
1526
01:30:50,655 --> 01:30:53,282
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the final lap.
1527
01:30:56,535 --> 01:31:00,414
By the way, Ricky,
I watched the Highlander movie.
1528
01:31:00,581 --> 01:31:01,999
It was shit.
1529
01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:06,379
Hang on, baby Jesus,
this is gonna get bumpy.
1530
01:31:33,030 --> 01:31:35,074
I've seen a lot of big crashes
at Talladega...
1531
01:31:35,241 --> 01:31:37,326
...but this is the longest one
I've ever seen.
1532
01:31:37,493 --> 01:31:40,204
Let's take a quick commercial break
and we'll be right back.
1533
01:31:40,371 --> 01:31:42,415
Hungry for both steak and shrimp?
1534
01:31:50,131 --> 01:31:54,010
Welcome back to Talladega,
where the long one continues.
1535
01:32:01,267 --> 01:32:05,438
No, no! Jean Girard and Ricky Bobby
have wrecked in the last lap...
1536
01:32:05,604 --> 01:32:07,398
...on the straightaway.
What a shame.
1537
01:32:07,565 --> 01:32:09,233
Oh, God.
1538
01:32:10,443 --> 01:32:14,238
It looks like neither Girard or Bobby
will finish this race.
1539
01:32:14,405 --> 01:32:17,616
We'd like to thank you for joining us
for NBC's coverage of NASCAR.
1540
01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:20,870
Coming up next,
it's Ice Dancing to the Hits of Motown.
1541
01:32:40,431 --> 01:32:43,350
Wait a minute, there's something
going on on the track down there.
1542
01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:45,770
Oh, my God,
they're racing each other on foot.
1543
01:32:45,936 --> 01:32:47,354
These men will not quit.
1544
01:32:47,521 --> 01:32:49,648
Go! Go!
1545
01:32:52,151 --> 01:32:54,904
Ricky, Ricky. He's going,
he's going, he's going. Look!
1546
01:33:32,399 --> 01:33:34,110
He did it!
1547
01:33:40,741 --> 01:33:42,910
Well, I'll be damned.
1548
01:33:44,203 --> 01:33:46,372
Good for you, Ricky Bobby.
1549
01:33:52,211 --> 01:33:54,463
Yeah! Yeah!
1550
01:33:54,630 --> 01:33:56,006
Ricky Bobby wins!
1551
01:33:56,173 --> 01:33:58,759
You'll never see anything like that
in a hundred lifetimes.
1552
01:33:58,926 --> 01:34:02,555
It was completely illegal and in no way
will count, but that was something.
1553
01:34:02,721 --> 01:34:05,182
It was. That was really good.
1554
01:34:07,685 --> 01:34:11,272
Monsieur Bobby,
by defeating me today...
1555
01:34:11,438 --> 01:34:13,941
...you have set me free.
1556
01:34:14,108 --> 01:34:16,610
And for that, I thank you.
1557
01:34:18,612 --> 01:34:22,366
I will never shake your hand, ever.
1558
01:34:24,076 --> 01:34:26,412
But I will give you this.
1559
01:34:47,600 --> 01:34:52,438
Sir, you taste of America.
1560
01:34:53,689 --> 01:34:55,608
Thank you.
1561
01:35:00,654 --> 01:35:03,741
No, once was good.
Once was good.
1562
01:35:08,120 --> 01:35:11,040
Boy, that Halliburton.
Halliburton's taken off, haven't they?
1563
01:35:11,207 --> 01:35:12,625
Yeah, yeah, we're doing well.
1564
01:35:12,791 --> 01:35:15,586
Now there's some stock
I'd like to get my hands on.
1565
01:35:15,753 --> 01:35:17,796
Ladies and gentlemen,
NASCAR fans...
1566
01:35:17,963 --> 01:35:20,591
...your eyes on Talladega's
famed Victory Lane...
1567
01:35:20,758 --> 01:35:22,635
...as we get ready
for trophy time here...
1568
01:35:22,801 --> 01:35:25,971
...following an exciting running
of the Talladega 500.
1569
01:35:26,138 --> 01:35:28,474
First, a very brief explanation.
1570
01:35:28,641 --> 01:35:33,145
Because the drivers that finished
first and second got out of their cars...
1571
01:35:33,312 --> 01:35:35,814
...they have officially
been disqualified.
1572
01:35:35,981 --> 01:35:39,777
So now the winner, he was third,
he's now number one:
1573
01:35:40,402 --> 01:35:43,781
Cal Naughton Jr.!
1574
01:35:44,949 --> 01:35:46,659
Yeah, come on, guys!
1575
01:35:49,161 --> 01:35:52,206
-Give me that thing.
-Cal, you're number one!
1576
01:35:52,373 --> 01:35:54,959
I've been waiting a long time for you
to say my name, man.
1577
01:35:55,125 --> 01:35:58,337
I know it's a technicality,
but I tell you what...
1578
01:35:58,504 --> 01:36:01,757
...you try to take this away from me,
I'll sock you in the face.
1579
01:36:01,924 --> 01:36:03,759
Ricky.
1580
01:36:03,926 --> 01:36:05,636
Give me that thing.
1581
01:36:08,472 --> 01:36:11,684
I can't believe it. I can't believe it!
1582
01:36:12,309 --> 01:36:15,145
-Cal!
-Put me down.
1583
01:36:15,354 --> 01:36:16,981
I'm proud of you!
1584
01:36:17,147 --> 01:36:20,734
Get up here, man.
No, you come up here.
1585
01:36:20,901 --> 01:36:22,361
You come up here.
1586
01:36:25,531 --> 01:36:27,908
-Cal Naughton! Cal Naughton.
-Oh, my God.
1587
01:36:28,075 --> 01:36:31,036
For this to happen ....
Am I dead, man?
1588
01:36:31,203 --> 01:36:33,539
You won the Talladega 500,
all right?
1589
01:36:34,957 --> 01:36:36,542
I owe you an apology.
1590
01:36:36,959 --> 01:36:39,420
-Come on.
-Man, I'm sorry about Carley.
1591
01:36:39,586 --> 01:36:42,548
She walked straight up to me
and grabbed me in the crotch.
1592
01:36:42,715 --> 01:36:46,176
-it's like a tractor beam of hotness.
-I know.
1593
01:36:47,511 --> 01:36:49,430
Shake and Bake?
1594
01:36:50,764 --> 01:36:53,934
No. Never again.
1595
01:36:55,894 --> 01:37:00,316
You're right.
I was a total dick, man.
1596
01:37:00,482 --> 01:37:02,568
From now on...
1597
01:37:03,819 --> 01:37:05,946
...it's Magic Man...
1598
01:37:06,113 --> 01:37:07,698
...and El Diablo.
1599
01:37:08,657 --> 01:37:10,409
What's "Diablo" mean?
1600
01:37:10,576 --> 01:37:11,785
It's like, you know .... .
1601
01:37:11,952 --> 01:37:14,204
It's like Spanish for,
like, a fighting chicken.
1602
01:37:14,371 --> 01:37:15,789
-That's awesome.
-I know.
1603
01:37:15,956 --> 01:37:19,084
-With the claws.
-With the claws and the beak.
1604
01:37:19,251 --> 01:37:20,669
Where did you think of that?
1605
01:37:20,836 --> 01:37:22,504
You just-- Sometimes things click.
1606
01:37:23,088 --> 01:37:25,549
-I love you, bro.
-I love you too.
1607
01:37:27,092 --> 01:37:30,971
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, I can't believe it!
1608
01:37:31,138 --> 01:37:32,806
-You did good.
-Thanks, Mama.
1609
01:37:32,973 --> 01:37:34,433
He's amazing.
1610
01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:36,727
That was one heck of a day,
I gotta say.
1611
01:37:36,894 --> 01:37:39,730
That's some nice driving there,
cowboy.
1612
01:37:39,897 --> 01:37:42,691
-Hey, Daddy.
-Well, hello, Reese.
1613
01:37:42,858 --> 01:37:47,446
Well, if it isn't our old
mangy, transient grandfather.
1614
01:37:47,821 --> 01:37:50,574
Well said, grandson.
Take that as a compliment.
1615
01:37:50,741 --> 01:37:53,911
Hey, Ricky,
let me ask you a question.
1616
01:37:56,830 --> 01:37:58,499
Who did you win that race for?
1617
01:37:58,707 --> 01:38:00,876
Well, I sure as hell didn't
win it for you.
1618
01:38:01,377 --> 01:38:02,961
I like hearing that.
1619
01:38:03,962 --> 01:38:06,507
I guess if I really
gotta think about it...
1620
01:38:07,007 --> 01:38:09,718
...I just went out there and drove.
1621
01:38:09,885 --> 01:38:12,096
And knew that no matter
what happened...
1622
01:38:12,721 --> 01:38:18,268
...my boys, my mama,
and my lady would love me.
1623
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:22,523
Hi, I'm his lady, I'm Susan.
1624
01:38:22,689 --> 01:38:25,484
I painted the car, I .... .
We had sex.
1625
01:38:25,651 --> 01:38:27,611
-Is that right?
-Yeah.
1626
01:38:27,778 --> 01:38:29,780
Well, I wish I could've
been there for that.
1627
01:38:29,947 --> 01:38:32,408
Son, I'm proud of you.
1628
01:38:33,867 --> 01:38:38,330
Yep. Yeah, I think ....
I guess things are...
1629
01:38:39,456 --> 01:38:41,625
...just pretty much perfect right now.
1630
01:38:43,502 --> 01:38:45,504
It's making me a little itchy.
1631
01:38:47,339 --> 01:38:50,676
Well, what do you say
we get thrown out of an Applebee's'?
1632
01:38:50,843 --> 01:38:53,220
-That sound like a good idea?
-You read my mind, son.
1633
01:38:53,387 --> 01:38:55,931
-You can cuss at Applebee's.
- Everybody pile in.
1634
01:38:56,098 --> 01:38:57,933
How does one get thrown out
of Applebee's'?
1635
01:38:58,100 --> 01:39:00,686
-You're about to find out.
-Okay.
1636
01:39:00,853 --> 01:39:02,813
Watch, the doors actually open.
1637
01:39:34,094 --> 01:39:36,680
-Hey, I'm Ricky Bobby.
-And I'm Cal Naughton Jr.
1638
01:39:36,847 --> 01:39:40,142
We just want to take a moment to talk
to you about snow blindness in oats.
1639
01:39:40,309 --> 01:39:42,603
It's affecting more and more cats
every year.
1640
01:39:42,769 --> 01:39:45,397
And it scares the living shit
out of us.
1641
01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:49,443
Ninety-eight percent of us will die
at some point in our lives.
1642
01:39:49,610 --> 01:39:52,529
The darkness is creeping towards you,
whether you know it or not.
1643
01:39:52,696 --> 01:39:54,323
A little planning can go a long way.
1644
01:39:54,490 --> 01:39:56,492
Listen, leaving
your big old corpse behind...
1645
01:39:56,658 --> 01:39:58,744
...for your loved ones to deal with
ain't cool.
1646
01:39:58,911 --> 01:40:01,371
That's why you should call
McCreedy Funeral Service.
1647
01:40:01,663 --> 01:40:05,375
McCreedy's.
They'll find the hole and build the box.
1648
01:40:05,542 --> 01:40:08,962
Bodies that look so good,
you're gonna wanna talk to it.
1649
01:40:12,466 --> 01:40:14,760
We like to have a lot of laughs
on the racetrack...
1650
01:40:14,927 --> 01:40:17,262
...but today we wanna talk
about something serious:
1651
01:40:17,429 --> 01:40:21,600
Packs of stray dogs that control
most of the major cities.
1652
01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:27,606
That's packs of wild, vicious dogs
that are controlling most of . ....
1653
01:40:27,773 --> 01:40:28,774
Sorry.
1654
01:40:29,274 --> 01:40:32,277
I like to picture Jesus
like a mischievous badger.
1655
01:40:32,528 --> 01:40:34,571
Like a muscular trapeze artist.
1656
01:40:34,780 --> 01:40:38,158
Like a shapeshifter or a Changeling,
like that guy.
1657
01:40:38,325 --> 01:40:40,035
You ever hear of
that TV show Manimal?
1658
01:40:40,244 --> 01:40:43,288
I like to think of Jesus
as a figure skater...
1659
01:40:43,455 --> 01:40:45,165
...who wears, like, a white outfit...
1660
01:40:45,332 --> 01:40:48,835
...and he does interpretive ice dances
of my life's journey.
1661
01:40:49,044 --> 01:40:51,004
Like a dirty old bum.
1662
01:40:51,171 --> 01:40:54,466
He comes up to me, I'm about to sock
him one because he's a dirty old bum.
1663
01:40:54,633 --> 01:40:57,135
Then I said, "Wait a minute,
I better not sock this guy.
1664
01:40:57,302 --> 01:40:58,595
Something special about him."
1665
01:40:58,804 --> 01:41:01,098
-Yeah, and it turns out it's Jesus.
-Yeah.
1666
01:41:01,473 --> 01:41:03,642
One, two .... Oh, God.
1667
01:41:03,809 --> 01:41:07,229
-Not again! No go. No go!
-it's stuck. it's stuck.
1668
01:41:07,688 --> 01:41:09,314
We got two knives in my leg.
1669
01:41:09,481 --> 01:41:12,818
I know, but one is a safety knife.
One is a safety.
1670
01:41:15,028 --> 01:41:16,572
It's coming out. it's coming out.
1671
01:41:16,738 --> 01:41:18,198
I'm choking on my own spit.
1672
01:41:18,365 --> 01:41:20,993
It hurts so bad
I'm choking on my own spit.
1673
01:41:21,201 --> 01:41:23,620
Good night, guys.
I'm losing a lot of blood.
1674
01:41:23,787 --> 01:41:25,622
-Just relax, man.
-Good night.
1675
01:41:25,789 --> 01:41:28,333
Ricky! Wake--
1676
01:41:30,002 --> 01:41:35,048
Sometimes, when it's late at night,
I dress up like Donna Summers.
1677
01:41:35,215 --> 01:41:39,886
You know, I put on the skirt
and the four-inch heels, man.
1678
01:41:40,095 --> 01:41:41,471
I love it.
1679
01:41:51,148 --> 01:41:53,025
Sorry. Sorry.
1680
01:41:54,693 --> 01:41:57,904
I would be honored if you would
let me sign your cast.
1681
01:41:58,071 --> 01:42:00,657
And I would be honored
if you'd sign my balls.
1682
01:42:00,824 --> 01:42:03,327
-Oh, baby, that is a good one.
-Hey, what are you doing?
1683
01:47:20,685 --> 01:47:24,105
"Don't touch a one of them.
They're mine."
1684
01:47:26,691 --> 01:47:29,694
So, what do you think
that story was about?
1685
01:47:29,861 --> 01:47:32,697
Doesn't the bear symbolize
the old South...
1686
01:47:32,864 --> 01:47:36,993
...and the new dog, the encroaching
industrialization of the North?
1687
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:42,082
Duh. But the question is, should
the reader feel relief or sadness...
1688
01:47:42,248 --> 01:47:43,875
...at the passing of the old South?
1689
01:47:44,042 --> 01:47:45,710
Well, how about both?
1690
01:47:45,877 --> 01:47:48,922
Oh, I get it. Moral ambiguity.
1691
01:47:49,089 --> 01:47:53,468
The hallmark of all early
20th-century American fiction.
1692
01:47:53,635 --> 01:47:56,554
-Great analysis, Walker.
-Thank you.
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