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Here comes Lucky!
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And they're off. Number 7,
Sandy's Rocket, out front.
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Right behind him by the
three against the rail
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as they head down
the front stretch...
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Number 7, Sandy's
Rocket, in control now.
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Down the backstretch...
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Look at all this
fucking coin, dude.
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A.J., where's the cap per?
Shredded. Back in VIP.
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Look who's Big Money in seven.
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No fucking way, Moose. Yes
fucking way. We're red-hot.
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Don't shit on our streak. I'm
not shitting on our streak.
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You're shitting all over
our streak big time.
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"Four runs and we bone out."
Those were your exact words.
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Yeah, and Big Money in six
was a fucking game changer.
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It's two o'clock.
It's five 'til.
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Come on, we should bounce.
Pensacola's already halfway
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through the post parade, pussy.
Dude, you're going rogue.
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Because you're being
a pussy. Shut the f...
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Y'all fixing to place a bet?
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Just a sec, darling.
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Come on, bitch. Look up there
and tell me who's Big Money.
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Sweetchuck's our boy.
Sweetchuck? Fuck you.
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Crowd's got wood
for Easy Does It.
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The crowd goes home
in a body bag, okay?
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Let's go straight bet.
No exotics. Let it ride.
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Fuck you! We're up three
bills. I'm not letting it ride.
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Now who's the pussy?
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Get the fucking cab.
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All right. And they're off.
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Gonna fuck it all up!
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What the fuck, A.J.?
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Sweetchuck hard-charging...
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Pussy. Oh, fuck. Oh, my
God. He's breaking...
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Run! Run! Run! Come on!
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Now he's two lengths ahead.
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Oh, shit! Here he comes!
Big money, money, money!
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And it's Sweetchuck
at the wire!
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Sweetchuck! Sweetchuck!
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No, no, no, no! Moose, our cab!
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Some chud's ganking it.
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Oh, fuck!
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Now what are we supposed to do?
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We're screwed.
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Oh, what? You gonna run
across the river bridge?
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A.J., it's the
fucking interstate!
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Fuck!
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Fuck!
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Hey! Hey, buddy!
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I got an easy 50!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stay in this lane!
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You almost hit that car!
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Fuck! Moose...
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All right, I need you to
punch this shitbox, all right?
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Moose, Moose...
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Come on! Come on!
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Where the heck
have you guys been?
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We've been waiting
for 35 minutes.
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We got stuck on the train
by the Bongo habitat.
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Some kid had a grand mal
seizure and they shut it down.
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What could we do? Just
get on the dang bus.
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Hey, butt fuck!
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You're both dead if
I'm late for practice.
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What practice, Randy? You
do wrestling and football.
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Yeah, it's fucking May, loser.
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Fuck off.
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All right, homeboy,
what are you feeling?
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Benjys and Grants
or Jackies and Hams?
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Why're you doing the lip thing?
I'm not doing a lip thing.
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Makes you look like you're
prepping to suck an asshole.
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No more wild-card shit. You're
breaking your own rules.
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Fuck off, don't be
such a basket case.
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Look at this epic
fucking split, dude!
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Goddamn it, I want to epic
split your fucking mouth.
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Yeah? Why don't
you try it, pussy?
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Because every
chaperone on this bus
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is fucking staring at us.
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What?
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Yo, question. Yeah, dude?
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Who'd you like in the 8th?
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Hoo-hoo-hoo!
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Ooh, what's the wort at?
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Uh, it's at 69 degrees.
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All right, let's pitch
the fucking yeast
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and put her to bed.
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Home sweet home.
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Squeeze that airlock in.
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Is that one leaking?
Brand-new tub.
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How could it be leaking?
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Let's check the
pH on the lagers.
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Booyah. What are you feeling?
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Let's go pilsner.
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Cheers. Cheers, dude.
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Whoa.
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Looks bright.
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Spritzy.
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Mm. Wow.
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Yeah, I know, dude.
We fucking made that!
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We made that! This
is, like, real beer.
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Mm! Let's go with that.
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What? Real Beer. For the label.
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I found a printer in Tecumseh.
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They can bang them out
for two cents a pop.
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I dig it.
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All right, so, look, man, I
want to pitch you an idea.
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Okay, hit me.
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It's time to expand
the operation.
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All right, so look, dude,
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we're sitting on a cash
cow with Real Beer.
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Fifteen gallons a
month is baby stuff
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compared to what we could do
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if we scaled her up
to a buck twenty.
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A hundred and twenty
gallons? A month, dude.
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And we'll cash flow
our day-to-day ops
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with our track winnings
until we get to a rhythm
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where this thing
is running itself.
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Moose, we haven't even
sold a single beer.
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Yet. You gotta learn
to forecast, bitch.
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Fuck!
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We hit two matinees a
week, we're solid gold.
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Two? We'd be lucky to scrounge
up a ride every two weeks.
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Pause. Don't worry
about transpo.
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Transpo's my turf. And
we'll circle back in a sec.
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A huge part of this
operation is figuring out
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the right foot
soldiers to bring in.
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What do you think
of Jason Beaumont?
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Dude, fucking kid's a
narc. He'd squeal for sure.
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Yeah! I love your instincts!
That's why you're gonna run HR.
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Handle all the recruiting.
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Fuck!
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That was a fucking neck shot!
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Forecast. You said
no fucking necks.
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So are we in agreement
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that transpo's our
number one concern?
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Hundred percent.
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And until this
operation's got wheels,
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if feels like it's
dead in the water.
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Okay, hear me out.
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Fuck, these are awesome.
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Tom, we're good to go.
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Kip Langer's older
brother. You know him?
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Darian? No, Darian's
in Chrissy's class.
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I'm talking about Gary.
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With the lazy eye
and the gelled hair.
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Oh, yeah. The DJ guy. Yeah.
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So he's got a limo
thing on the side, dude.
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Like weddings and proms,
all that type of shit.
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know what?
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Here's a little
something for you.
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So obviously, his rates are
premium on the weekends,
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because that's where
all the action is.
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But Monday through Thursday
is a total fucking dead zone.
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So I've got Gary locked
in at 25 bucks an hour,
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plus we gotta float the gas.
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But all he needs is a
three-hour heads-up.
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So you want to take a limo back
and forth between Bluffs Run?
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Yeah, twice a week.
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It'd be like a
C-note per run, max.
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That's it? That's
fucking it, dude.
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It's actually a
really boss idea.
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It's airtight, bitch. I
knew you'd be all over it.
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This fucker's double O-C too.
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Huh?
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Fucking limo, asshole.
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It's got a 13-inch TV
with a built-in VHS.
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Mini wet bar.
Motorola bag phone.
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Why would we need a bag phone?
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In case we gotta
move on some shit
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and we don't have time
to hit a payphone.
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Look, stop fixating
on the bag phone.
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Are you in or you out? I'm in.
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I'm in, yeah. All
right, I'll set it up.
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Oh, buddy, we're
gonna be rolling
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in so much fucking
dough this summer.
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♪ Rollin' down the street ♪
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♪ I saw this girl
and she was pumpin' ♪
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♪ I winked my eye, she
got into the ride ♪
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♪ Went to a club, was jumpin' ♪
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♪ Took her to the hotel ♪
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♪ She said, "You're the king" ♪
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♪ I said, "Be my queen if
you know what I mean" ♪
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♪ And let us do the wild thing ♪
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♪ Wild thing ♪
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Yo, I'm home.
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Mm, Mrs. C., these
deer chops are banging.
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What's going on?
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How was the field trip, boys?
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Oh, like the best ever.
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Yeah, we got to
hand-feed the giraffes.
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Yeah, the sucker was eating
right out of our palm.
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Speaking of hands, let
me smell those hands.
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Jesus, what?
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No. Why?
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Are you trying to hide
something from us?
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Oh, he is. Big time.
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No, no, I just don't want
you smelling my hands.
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It's weird. It's not weird.
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It's just a set of hands, son.
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Afraid we'll find out
about the cigarettes?
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Cigarettes? We...
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Mr. Rubenking said
he saw you and Moose
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smoking cigarettes
in the VIP area
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of I-80 OTB this afternoon.
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I-80 OTB?
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It's an off-track
betting parlor.
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In Council Bluffs, Iowa.
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Right across the river bridge
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from the Henry Doorly Zoo.
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Smoking cigarettes
and going berserk!
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He emphasized "berserk."
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And the damn neon shirts!
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Awful quiet, Moose.
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Did you get those fancy shoes
with your gambling winnings?
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Guilty! Moose...
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Chrissy, go to your room.
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No way. In your
room, young lady.
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Ugh!
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Witness stand. No.
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No, I'm not...
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There's been a
pattern with you two.
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An escalation. A very
dangerous escalation.
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We're not escalating.
Illegally crossing state lines
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to hang out at an
off-track betting parlor?
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We're not hanging
out. We're working.
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Working! Oh, my God!
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You're not a pro gambler!
Are you two doing dope?
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Okay, no on the dope,
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and no, I'm not gonna become
a professional gambler.
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You two idiots are gonna
end up in a double funeral
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or on the side of a
fricking milk carton.
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Is it Moose? Is he the one that
talks you into this crazy stuff?
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No, it's not Moose. I
came up with the system.
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The system? What is the system?
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A secret system for
big-money long shots.
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You're 14 years old!
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You don't have a
fricking system!
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Dude, I am so fucking sorry.
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The Judge started
doing the lip thing,
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and I just fucking panicked.
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Did you tell them
about the system?
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They don't want to hear
about Big Money, Moose.
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I'm grounded.
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Banned from the track
and banned from Iowa.
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Oh, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
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This rat-fucks our whole plan.
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There is no plan. We're done.
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No more running free range.
They're shutting us down.
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I've got one week
to find a legit job
249
00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:02,395
before my mom goes
full-tilt DEFCON.
250
00:11:02,419 --> 00:11:04,034
Full tilt? What do you mean?
251
00:11:04,058 --> 00:11:05,563
Baseball. Bible camp.
252
00:11:05,587 --> 00:11:07,268
Weekends at her auction crew.
253
00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:10,238
Fuck your mom's
auction crew. Shit pay.
254
00:11:10,262 --> 00:11:12,680
Tell her we're not signing
on for three bucks an hour.
255
00:11:12,704 --> 00:11:14,365
She made no mention
of hiring you.
256
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,271
We're a package deal, A.J.
You don't break up the band.
257
00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:22,756
Look, just circle the
heavy hitters, okay?
258
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:24,758
Don't waste your time with
that entry-level slop.
259
00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:26,650
I'm not. Dude, don't worry.
260
00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:28,828
Tomorrow after school, we'll
get some shit lined up.
261
00:11:28,852 --> 00:11:30,117
Easy peasy.
262
00:11:31,186 --> 00:11:32,623
All right?
263
00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:34,319
See ya, pussy. See ya.
264
00:12:30,311 --> 00:12:32,551
What if we doubled the batch?
265
00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:34,058
And then had only
one foot soldier
266
00:12:34,082 --> 00:12:36,225
instead of an entire
roster of guys to manage?
267
00:12:36,249 --> 00:12:37,963
Fuck me, you really
want to hobby brew?
268
00:12:37,987 --> 00:12:40,559
No... Look, the
company's fucked.
269
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:42,968
We're never gonna cash-flow
this thing with minimum wage
270
00:12:42,992 --> 00:12:44,596
and suck-ass hours.
271
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:45,929
Excuse me.
272
00:12:52,971 --> 00:12:55,112
Pass the sack. I got
dibs on that last one.
273
00:12:55,136 --> 00:12:56,916
Fuck you. The big boy's mine.
274
00:12:56,940 --> 00:12:58,181
Give it to me.
275
00:12:58,205 --> 00:13:00,735
It's my money, it's my gizzard.
276
00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:05,221
Fuck, dude. My neck!
277
00:13:05,245 --> 00:13:06,818
Forecast.
278
00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:12,800
Boom! Right in
the breadbasket!
279
00:13:12,824 --> 00:13:15,935
And you fuck stains
are no Mike Rozier.
280
00:13:15,959 --> 00:13:17,728
Is it piss?
281
00:13:17,752 --> 00:13:20,005
Straight from the
tap, sweet cheeks.
282
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:22,403
You two dip fucks better grow
eyes in the back of your head.
283
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,504
High school's gonna be
a fucking meat grinder!
284
00:13:24,528 --> 00:13:26,275
It's open season, limp dicks.
285
00:13:26,299 --> 00:13:28,574
You never know when,
you never know where.
286
00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:31,412
Pussies! Whoo!
287
00:13:41,184 --> 00:13:42,711
You boys all right?
288
00:13:44,187 --> 00:13:45,747
That's piss, ain't it?
289
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,751
Yeah, it's piss.
290
00:13:56,298 --> 00:13:57,495
Holy shit!
291
00:13:58,465 --> 00:13:59,704
Shane!
292
00:13:59,728 --> 00:14:00,980
What the fuck?
293
00:14:01,004 --> 00:14:02,773
So much for one
weekend a month, huh?
294
00:14:02,797 --> 00:14:04,148
Shotgun. No fucking way.
295
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:05,281
Get in the back, mutant.
296
00:14:07,142 --> 00:14:08,341
What's up, Eagle?
297
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,553
Fucking A...
298
00:14:13,577 --> 00:14:15,962
This is why you're
in the back.
299
00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:18,789
Hold on to your fucking tits.
300
00:14:18,813 --> 00:14:20,485
Fuck the Carmichaels.
301
00:14:21,187 --> 00:14:23,266
Don't let those pussies
run a psyop on you.
302
00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:25,972
Rodney's a horror show, dude.
That Boz cut, those muscles.
303
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:27,039
I mean...
304
00:14:27,063 --> 00:14:28,766
He's a fucking
juice head, Eagle.
305
00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:31,945
He used to bitch out when
I wrestled him at 160.
306
00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:34,607
Yo, Rambo? Fucking
waste anyone over there?
307
00:14:34,631 --> 00:14:36,840
The whole thing was over in
a hundred hours, dipshit.
308
00:14:36,864 --> 00:14:39,141
The only thing I wasted
was my freshman year.
309
00:14:39,743 --> 00:14:41,218
The town's still
covered in yellow.
310
00:14:41,242 --> 00:14:43,154
Maybe they'll give you the
keys to the city, dude.
311
00:14:43,178 --> 00:14:44,815
Shit, I'd settle for the
keys to the Toddy Shop.
312
00:14:44,839 --> 00:14:46,454
Old enough to die for Uncle Sam,
313
00:14:46,478 --> 00:14:48,324
but still can't buy
a fucking sixer.
314
00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:50,614
Yo, homey. Do you want a beer?
315
00:14:56,259 --> 00:14:57,753
Fuck!
316
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,535
Seriously?
317
00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,108
You turds made this?
318
00:15:03,132 --> 00:15:04,298
Yeah.
319
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,607
All right, so check it. You
gotta pour it like this.
320
00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:10,073
And don't drink the
stuff on the bottom.
321
00:15:11,505 --> 00:15:12,735
Copy that.
322
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:21,843
Moment of truth.
323
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,093
Well?
324
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,972
Goddamn, fellas.
325
00:15:31,996 --> 00:15:33,393
It's not shit.
326
00:15:36,794 --> 00:15:39,243
It's drinkable as fuck.
Drinkable as fuck!
327
00:15:39,267 --> 00:15:40,805
Oh, yeah, dude!
328
00:15:40,829 --> 00:15:42,576
That's going on the
fucking sticker for sure!
329
00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:46,823
All, right, can we put
you down for a case?
330
00:15:47,838 --> 00:15:49,244
Whoo!
331
00:15:52,348 --> 00:15:53,809
Well, you know the rules.
332
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:56,152
No glass on deck.
333
00:15:56,754 --> 00:15:58,682
Yes, sir.
334
00:16:13,836 --> 00:16:15,576
The water's piss-warm, dude.
335
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:19,547
Yeah. Ron always cranks
it for the invitationals.
336
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:21,483
Hey, we need to bag
some summer jobs.
337
00:16:21,507 --> 00:16:23,155
You think you can
hook us up? No.
338
00:16:23,179 --> 00:16:26,026
It's not gonna fly. You
gotta be 16 to guard.
339
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:27,720
Ron might budge on
the Eagle Scout,
340
00:16:27,744 --> 00:16:29,689
but definitely not on you.
341
00:16:29,713 --> 00:16:33,132
Well, fuck Ron. Fuck the pool.
Me and A.J. are a package deal.
342
00:16:33,156 --> 00:16:36,234
Shit, you can ask the Bravo
boys if they need an extra hand.
343
00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:37,895
With what?
344
00:16:37,919 --> 00:16:39,369
They're planning on running
that thing this summer.
345
00:16:39,393 --> 00:16:41,527
What thing? That thing.
346
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,793
The Snack Shack.
347
00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:47,839
So does their family,
like, own it or something?
348
00:16:47,863 --> 00:16:49,115
No, Bravos don't own
it. City owns it.
349
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:50,347
Yo, toss me your keys.
350
00:16:50,371 --> 00:16:52,283
I want to see
inside that fucker.
351
00:16:52,307 --> 00:16:53,713
Don't have any.
352
00:16:53,737 --> 00:16:55,154
Snack Shack's totally
separate from the pool.
353
00:16:55,178 --> 00:16:56,980
Okay, so they rent
it from the city?
354
00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:59,092
No, I think it gets bid
out through Parks & Rec.
355
00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:01,820
Okay, how's that work?
I don't know, dude.
356
00:17:01,844 --> 00:17:03,294
I think they bid it out
357
00:17:03,318 --> 00:17:04,922
at the city council
meeting tomorrow.
358
00:17:04,946 --> 00:17:06,693
How much the Bravos throw
down on that sucker?
359
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:09,390
Ask them. They're gonna be
at the sunken lot tonight.
360
00:17:15,398 --> 00:17:17,242
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
361
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:19,871
That we hit the sunken
lot, dump some beer,
362
00:17:19,895 --> 00:17:21,840
get intel on the
Bravo boys' bid,
363
00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:24,183
then rat-fuck them at the city
council meeting tomorrow night.
364
00:18:18,426 --> 00:18:20,659
Yo! Shit pig.
365
00:18:21,398 --> 00:18:22,463
You all right?
366
00:18:23,092 --> 00:18:25,343
Huh? Me?
367
00:18:25,367 --> 00:18:27,741
Yeah. You, like, having
a fit or something?
368
00:18:27,765 --> 00:18:30,843
Oh. It's just
allergies. It's like...
369
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:33,978
Allergies? Grass,
pollen, ragw...
370
00:18:34,002 --> 00:18:35,848
Yeah, like the movie about
the kid in the plastic bubble?
371
00:18:35,872 --> 00:18:38,389
No. No, it's not
like him at all.
372
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:39,555
I'm nothing like
that. Yeah, right.
373
00:18:39,579 --> 00:18:41,218
Seriously.
374
00:18:43,011 --> 00:18:44,791
Oh, God, you are
totally like him.
375
00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:45,849
Sorry.
376
00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:48,819
What is that?
377
00:18:49,624 --> 00:18:50,698
My hanky?
378
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,602
Your hanky?
379
00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,670
Oh, it's not mine.
It's actually my dad's.
380
00:18:55,694 --> 00:18:58,002
Your dad loaned you
his fucking snot-rag?
381
00:18:58,026 --> 00:18:59,236
Just temporarily.
382
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,941
Sorry, I'm not
usually like this.
383
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,877
I-I-I just took a Benadryl.
384
00:19:04,901 --> 00:19:05,935
So...
385
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,652
Why are you doing that?
386
00:19:10,676 --> 00:19:12,951
It's a free country, shit pig.
387
00:19:12,975 --> 00:19:15,516
Close your mouth, you look
like a fucking grass carp.
388
00:19:19,553 --> 00:19:21,630
God, I don't know why
Leah's so into you.
389
00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:23,962
She made it out like
you were a real catch.
390
00:19:23,986 --> 00:19:26,470
Oh. So you're, like,
Leah's cousin or something?
391
00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:27,792
Doi.
392
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:30,705
And lucky me, she's only
35 miles south of Offutt,
393
00:19:30,729 --> 00:19:32,839
so this shithole gets to
be my reality all summer.
394
00:19:32,863 --> 00:19:34,280
Hmm.
395
00:19:34,304 --> 00:19:36,339
Hey, what's the suicide
rate in this hick town?
396
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,417
Is that marijuana?
397
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:40,814
What? Are you allergic?
398
00:19:43,205 --> 00:19:44,347
Oh, shit.
399
00:19:48,144 --> 00:19:49,790
What is happening right now?
400
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,882
I just, uh...
401
00:19:52,852 --> 00:19:53,884
It's dinner.
402
00:19:56,053 --> 00:19:57,094
I should go.
403
00:19:57,118 --> 00:19:58,502
I guess so.
404
00:19:58,526 --> 00:19:59,989
See you around, shit pig.
405
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,663
Sooey!
406
00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:12,318
So, how's the job
hunt coming along?
407
00:20:12,342 --> 00:20:13,979
Mom, it's been like 48 hours.
408
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,354
Watch the sass back.
409
00:20:15,378 --> 00:20:17,719
Mm, I got an auction
in two weeks.
410
00:20:17,743 --> 00:20:21,360
Ordered you a medium with
the new logo, just in case.
411
00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:22,856
It's polo style this year.
412
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,023
And salmon. Mm! Chrissy's idea.
413
00:20:25,047 --> 00:20:26,521
I designed them.
414
00:20:27,357 --> 00:20:28,961
Have you thought
about mowing lawns?
415
00:20:28,985 --> 00:20:30,435
Now that's an idea.
416
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:32,767
Are you kidding me? This
is me after one lawn.
417
00:20:32,791 --> 00:20:34,802
Oh, come on, nothing a little
Benadryl couldn't level out.
418
00:20:34,826 --> 00:20:36,199
God bless you. Bless you.
419
00:20:36,223 --> 00:20:37,871
This is Benadryl. I'm
the fricking poster boy.
420
00:20:37,895 --> 00:20:39,312
No fricks. No fricks.
421
00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:41,006
Stuff it, Chrissy. You stuff it.
422
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:43,241
Stuff it big time. Zip it.
423
00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:55,328
Hey, Mom, there's a study group
tonight for the Civics final.
424
00:20:55,352 --> 00:20:56,758
Does it involve Moose?
425
00:20:56,782 --> 00:20:58,496
No. It's over at Beaumont's.
426
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,334
There's a fella with a
plan. Such a go-getter.
427
00:21:01,358 --> 00:21:04,436
Maybe you could tag-team
with his mowing business,
428
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:06,088
start some kind of lawn empire.
429
00:21:06,623 --> 00:21:10,838
No. I don't want to start a
lawn empire with Jason Beaumont.
430
00:21:10,862 --> 00:21:12,840
I just want to cram
for the Civics test.
431
00:21:12,864 --> 00:21:14,734
Watch the sass back.
432
00:21:15,264 --> 00:21:17,075
Ten p.m. Ten?
433
00:21:17,099 --> 00:21:19,242
Mom, come on, it doesn't
even start until eight...
434
00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:21,211
Ten fifteen. You're
still grounded, buddy.
435
00:21:21,235 --> 00:21:23,147
Eleven.
436
00:21:23,171 --> 00:21:24,984
Here we go now.
Gonna let it go now.
437
00:21:25,008 --> 00:21:27,217
We're gonna start now at 10,
10, we'll bring it up to 10:15.
438
00:21:27,241 --> 00:21:29,186
We're taking the 10:15. Hey!
439
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,594
All the way up to 11,
we're looking at 11.
440
00:21:30,618 --> 00:21:32,255
Eleven's too high.
Grounded. Hey!
441
00:21:32,279 --> 00:21:34,334
Bring it all the way back,
now 10:30, now 10:15.
442
00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:37,667
10:15 it's gonna be, and
I'm giving you 10:15.
443
00:21:37,691 --> 00:21:39,022
Sold now. Sold!
444
00:21:45,294 --> 00:21:47,446
Dude, I can't believe we
just dumped two cases.
445
00:21:47,470 --> 00:21:49,074
Two cases is pussy.
446
00:21:49,098 --> 00:21:50,878
Look at all these college kids.
447
00:21:50,902 --> 00:21:52,682
We gotta partner
up with some frats.
448
00:21:52,706 --> 00:21:54,783
Get our foot
soldiers in UNL, UNO,
449
00:21:54,807 --> 00:21:56,719
fucking Peru State.
450
00:21:56,743 --> 00:21:58,919
Dude, we could be offloading 400
gallons of Real Beer a month.
451
00:21:58,943 --> 00:22:00,085
Easy.
452
00:22:10,352 --> 00:22:12,372
Hey, watch where
you're going, prep.
453
00:22:12,396 --> 00:22:14,761
Sorry, dude. What did
you just fucking say?
454
00:22:16,798 --> 00:22:18,202
We got a problem here?
455
00:22:18,226 --> 00:22:20,138
There is so not a problem.
456
00:22:20,162 --> 00:22:22,382
I didn't know he was with you.
457
00:22:22,406 --> 00:22:24,199
Sorry. It won't happen again.
458
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:29,974
Shane fucking Workman!
459
00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:39,322
Oh, Bravos. Right over there.
460
00:22:39,346 --> 00:22:41,854
Okay, I've got this shit.
Hang back in the wings.
461
00:22:47,092 --> 00:22:48,573
Hey, what's up, boys?
462
00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:50,333
Who the fuck are you assholes?
463
00:22:50,357 --> 00:22:53,512
Moose Miller. This
is my associate, A.J.
464
00:22:53,536 --> 00:22:55,305
We're the guys behind Real Beer.
465
00:22:55,329 --> 00:22:56,713
Real Beer?
466
00:22:56,737 --> 00:22:58,616
Yeah, that beer
you're drinking.
467
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:00,453
Wh... You made this?
468
00:23:00,477 --> 00:23:01,949
Yeah, man.
469
00:23:01,973 --> 00:23:03,522
We're still finalizing
the design on the logo,
470
00:23:03,546 --> 00:23:06,492
but that next batch will
look as good as it tastes.
471
00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:08,153
How old are you guys?
472
00:23:08,177 --> 00:23:09,684
Fourteen. Sixteen.
473
00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:13,290
Almost fifteen.
474
00:23:13,314 --> 00:23:15,028
Oh, yeah. I know this guy.
475
00:23:15,052 --> 00:23:17,054
You're the judge's
kid, aren't you?
476
00:23:17,523 --> 00:23:19,562
Yeah, he did our mom
and dad's divorce.
477
00:23:19,927 --> 00:23:21,331
Huh?
478
00:23:21,355 --> 00:23:24,028
I said your dad did our
mom and dad's divorce!
479
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,975
So, uh, we heard you guys
are renting the Snack Shack
480
00:23:27,999 --> 00:23:29,647
out of the pool this summer.
481
00:23:29,671 --> 00:23:31,242
Yeah. So what?
482
00:23:31,266 --> 00:23:32,716
Well, Shane had mentioned
483
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:34,949
that you guys might
need some extra hands.
484
00:23:34,973 --> 00:23:37,050
Nah, we're cool. We can
handle it ourselves.
485
00:23:37,074 --> 00:23:38,944
It's probably a real
gravy train, huh?
486
00:23:39,947 --> 00:23:41,186
We do all right.
487
00:23:41,210 --> 00:23:42,376
Mm-hmm.
488
00:23:43,687 --> 00:23:45,379
What's it cost to rent it out?
489
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,931
Three grand my ass.
They're bluffing, big time.
490
00:23:49,955 --> 00:23:52,395
I don't know, dude. A
grand a month seems legit.
491
00:23:52,419 --> 00:23:55,829
Chump change compared to what
the fucker could turn over.
492
00:23:56,464 --> 00:24:00,040
Look, I say we go full
tilt on the Snack Shack.
493
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:04,970
What's the pH at?
494
00:24:05,841 --> 00:24:07,709
It's a hair over 5.2.
495
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:11,590
All right. I should go.
496
00:24:11,614 --> 00:24:13,889
Jean'll kill me. Fucker's
definitely leaking.
497
00:24:13,913 --> 00:24:16,320
It's not. Look, dude,
498
00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:20,357
even if it took us all of
June to break even on the 3K,
499
00:24:20,381 --> 00:24:22,700
it'd still tee us up right in
the sweet spot of the summer.
500
00:24:22,724 --> 00:24:24,735
Fucking Fourth of
July to mid-August?
501
00:24:24,759 --> 00:24:26,704
That's like six weeks
of straight Profit Town.
502
00:24:26,728 --> 00:24:29,300
We can't cover three grand.
We're 1,600 bucks short.
503
00:24:29,324 --> 00:24:31,227
Yeah? So, look,
504
00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:34,164
I want to pitch you an idea.
505
00:24:34,733 --> 00:24:36,331
The whole kit and caboodle?
506
00:24:37,499 --> 00:24:39,136
Yeah. Yes... Yes, ma'am.
507
00:24:41,437 --> 00:24:42,810
Take off those glasses.
508
00:24:43,978 --> 00:24:45,340
Is there a problem here?
509
00:24:50,314 --> 00:24:52,059
Goddamn. I can't
believe I let you
510
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:53,962
talk me into this
diaper shit, Moose.
511
00:24:53,986 --> 00:24:56,791
Like I had to twist your arm at
18 percent, you fucking shyster.
512
00:24:57,727 --> 00:24:59,605
Plus, you're the one without
a joint account, dude.
513
00:24:59,629 --> 00:25:02,102
Why are we wearing suits?
We look like power players
514
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,137
that come in and cash out
2K in a New York minute.
515
00:25:04,161 --> 00:25:06,966
Oh, my God. She's
talking to the manager.
516
00:25:09,100 --> 00:25:10,748
Dude, don't get your
tits in a ringer.
517
00:25:10,772 --> 00:25:12,750
I bet it's just protocol for
any withdrawal over a grand.
518
00:25:12,774 --> 00:25:14,312
No, that's Neil Bruning.
519
00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:16,149
He's in bridge club with
my parents and his wife.
520
00:25:16,173 --> 00:25:18,349
Bruning can't say shit, bitch.
It's not a joint account.
521
00:25:18,373 --> 00:25:20,384
A.J.
522
00:25:20,408 --> 00:25:23,378
Pretty chunky withdrawal for
a school day, don't you think?
523
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,666
We're entrepreneurs.
524
00:25:27,690 --> 00:25:29,327
All right, last on the agenda:
525
00:25:29,351 --> 00:25:31,835
The concession stand
out at Steinhart Pool.
526
00:25:31,859 --> 00:25:33,771
Scooter, I understand
the bids are in?
527
00:25:33,795 --> 00:25:37,269
Uh, just a single, Mike.
From Chris and Jeff Bravo.
528
00:25:37,293 --> 00:25:38,677
To the tune of...
529
00:25:38,701 --> 00:25:40,362
Hold on! Hey, wait! Stop.
530
00:25:41,563 --> 00:25:45,103
That is three
thousand and one...
531
00:25:47,173 --> 00:25:48,687
USD.
532
00:25:48,711 --> 00:25:50,788
Our bid for the concession
stand at the Steinhart Pool.
533
00:25:50,812 --> 00:25:51,822
In singles?
534
00:25:51,846 --> 00:25:53,285
Oh, it's a bit unorthodox,
535
00:25:53,309 --> 00:25:54,726
but the council will
consider all bids,
536
00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:55,991
proposed or otherwise.
537
00:25:56,015 --> 00:25:57,786
Correct, Mr. Mayor? Aye.
538
00:25:58,388 --> 00:25:59,764
And the Bravos?
539
00:25:59,788 --> 00:26:01,559
It looks like a check for
540
00:26:03,024 --> 00:26:04,221
$300.
541
00:26:07,193 --> 00:26:08,390
Well, boys,
542
00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:11,237
you've got yourself
a Snack Shack.
543
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:19,476
What the hell were you
two idiots thinking?
544
00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:20,851
We have spent the last two hours
545
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:21,984
trying to track you down!
Where is that money?
546
00:26:22,008 --> 00:26:24,019
Here, that's 400 right there.
547
00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:25,889
400? Where's the rest?
548
00:26:25,913 --> 00:26:27,924
I've got Bruning telling me you
drained your savings account.
549
00:26:27,948 --> 00:26:29,695
This is tied with the
gambling, isn't it?
550
00:26:29,719 --> 00:26:31,664
No, Mrs. C...
Shut the frick up!
551
00:26:31,688 --> 00:26:33,699
We went down to the
city council meeting
552
00:26:33,723 --> 00:26:36,999
and we bid on the Snack Shack
at Steinhart Pool, and we won.
553
00:26:37,023 --> 00:26:40,398
You bid $2,000 on the Snack
Shack at the swimming pool?
554
00:26:40,422 --> 00:26:42,202
Actually, we bid three.
555
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,303
And that money there is
for supplies and stuff.
556
00:26:44,327 --> 00:26:46,107
Supplies and stuff?
557
00:26:46,131 --> 00:26:48,373
Jean! Hand me that damn phone!
558
00:26:52,909 --> 00:26:54,313
Hello? Carters.
559
00:26:54,337 --> 00:26:56,018
Les?
560
00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:57,690
I just found a still
in my basement.
561
00:26:57,714 --> 00:26:59,881
The boys are making alcohol.
562
00:27:05,823 --> 00:27:08,591
I thought his waterbed had
popped, but it was hooch.
563
00:27:08,615 --> 00:27:10,694
Leaked out all the way
to the basement steps.
564
00:27:11,587 --> 00:27:13,233
It's a science project.
565
00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,325
Oh, bullshit!
566
00:27:16,966 --> 00:27:19,107
Five bucks says they were
gonna peddle this shit to kids.
567
00:27:19,131 --> 00:27:20,207
No.
568
00:27:20,231 --> 00:27:22,332
No. No!
569
00:27:28,945 --> 00:27:31,209
What is wrong with you?
570
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:44,519
Hey, Dad? Can I say something?
571
00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,301
And our lucky 16th caller
572
00:27:48,325 --> 00:27:50,270
will receive not one,
573
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:53,636
but two tickets to see
Mannheim Steamroller live
574
00:27:53,660 --> 00:27:55,638
this September at the Orpheum.
575
00:27:55,662 --> 00:27:59,015
Again, that's 187-3348
576
00:27:59,039 --> 00:28:00,577
for the studio line.
577
00:28:00,601 --> 00:28:02,249
Coming up at the
top of the hour,
578
00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:05,408
we've got the Ag Report,
followed by Party Line.
579
00:28:09,887 --> 00:28:11,126
How could you?
580
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:13,449
That money was for college.
581
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:15,858
Or a car.
582
00:28:20,590 --> 00:28:22,071
Mom...
583
00:28:40,610 --> 00:28:41,610
Oh, man.
584
00:28:42,744 --> 00:28:44,291
This place is wrecked.
585
00:28:44,315 --> 00:28:46,680
It's a... It's a total shithole.
586
00:28:48,585 --> 00:28:49,585
Yeah.
587
00:28:51,258 --> 00:28:52,895
But it's our shithole.
588
00:29:08,770 --> 00:29:10,440
Fuck.
589
00:29:13,346 --> 00:29:14,486
Where's the fridge?
590
00:29:14,510 --> 00:29:16,050
How the fuck should I know?
591
00:29:16,852 --> 00:29:19,086
There's no fridge.
There's no microwave.
592
00:29:20,221 --> 00:29:22,362
That's a double
punch to the dick.
593
00:29:22,386 --> 00:29:25,662
Why is the floor so
fucking sticky? God!
594
00:29:25,686 --> 00:29:27,169
And I'm pretty sure
that's rat shit.
595
00:29:27,193 --> 00:29:29,138
All right, bitch.
Let's get to work.
596
00:29:29,162 --> 00:29:30,876
We need this fucker
spick-and-span
597
00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,911
in case some inspector comes
sniffing around. I'm serious.
598
00:29:32,935 --> 00:29:34,904
Wait, wait, what the fuck
are you gonna do, Moose?
599
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,477
Are you for real? Yeah.
600
00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:40,380
I gotta handle all the
upper management shit.
601
00:29:40,404 --> 00:29:42,888
Upper management? Fucko,
we're ten days out.
602
00:29:42,912 --> 00:29:44,648
We don't have a candy
distributor locked.
603
00:29:44,672 --> 00:29:47,156
No chips. No pop. No fridge.
No nuker. No fucking money.
604
00:29:47,180 --> 00:29:49,488
What do you think I'm doing?
We're absolutely fucked.
605
00:29:49,512 --> 00:29:50,995
No, we're not fucked.
606
00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:52,755
My parents are gonna send
me to military school.
607
00:29:52,779 --> 00:29:54,757
Calm the fuck down. No one's
going to military school.
608
00:29:54,781 --> 00:29:56,231
All right, look, have a smoke.
609
00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:57,355
Okay.
610
00:30:02,758 --> 00:30:05,570
New deal. We gotta resurrect
one of the old schemes.
611
00:30:05,594 --> 00:30:07,506
Make some quick cash to
float the first week.
612
00:30:07,530 --> 00:30:10,113
You still holding any Utilac?
I think I've got ten cans.
613
00:30:10,137 --> 00:30:12,412
Then we run Curbs-n-Candy.
With what candy, Moose?
614
00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:14,447
Those Boy Scout
chocolates. Those Turtles.
615
00:30:14,471 --> 00:30:16,955
No, that shit's pre-Webelos.
Who gives a shit?
616
00:30:16,979 --> 00:30:19,089
It's not like some old bird's
gonna check the expiration date.
617
00:30:19,113 --> 00:30:21,553
God. You're subhuman.
618
00:30:21,577 --> 00:30:23,315
You know that, right?
619
00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:25,755
Oh, shit, dude. I bet
that's the Aksarben rep.
620
00:30:25,779 --> 00:30:28,230
I left the payphone number
with some chick at corporate.
621
00:30:28,254 --> 00:30:30,034
Just scrub the
vermin shit, okay?
622
00:30:30,058 --> 00:30:31,323
I'll be back in a flash.
623
00:30:46,736 --> 00:30:48,481
Again, Mrs. Havercamp,
624
00:30:48,505 --> 00:30:51,990
we're talking a top-of-the-line,
aerosol-based Utilac 490.
625
00:30:52,014 --> 00:30:55,125
Aesthetically, it is a
stunning, high-gloss finish.
626
00:30:55,149 --> 00:30:57,457
Who are you with again?
SprayTech Industries, ma'am.
627
00:30:57,481 --> 00:30:59,965
We specialize in
aerosol-based paint solution.
628
00:30:59,989 --> 00:31:02,099
Wait, what is all this?
629
00:31:02,123 --> 00:31:06,094
Oh, we'll paint your
address on your street curb.
630
00:31:11,365 --> 00:31:13,143
No. I don't think so.
631
00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:17,642
Well, then might we offer
you a delicious four-pack
632
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:20,471
of milk chocolate Turtles?
633
00:31:25,445 --> 00:31:27,115
Yo, here's the sitch.
634
00:31:28,679 --> 00:31:30,490
Homeboy's wanting to
know if we'd do two-fifty
635
00:31:30,514 --> 00:31:32,186
and all this for the paint job.
636
00:31:34,553 --> 00:31:36,793
Is that a bucket of
golf balls? Uh-huh.
637
00:31:36,817 --> 00:31:38,333
Come on, have some
dignity, Moose.
638
00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:39,829
No, dude, there are some
heavy hitters in here.
639
00:31:39,853 --> 00:31:41,336
Pings, Callaways.
640
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,305
Fucking this dude's
clean as a whistle.
641
00:31:43,329 --> 00:31:45,010
Okay.
642
00:31:45,034 --> 00:31:47,210
I mean, I guess we could
go down to the golf course,
643
00:31:47,234 --> 00:31:49,146
gank a couple empty
three-packs from the dumpster
644
00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:50,840
behind the clubhouse,
dress them up like new.
645
00:31:50,864 --> 00:31:53,603
Dude, we can flip those
bitches for five bucks a pop.
646
00:31:54,474 --> 00:31:56,914
Yeah, okay, I'm in.
647
00:32:01,283 --> 00:32:02,678
Alrighty, Willy.
648
00:32:03,285 --> 00:32:04,482
Sold.
649
00:32:09,192 --> 00:32:11,102
That's insane.
650
00:32:11,126 --> 00:32:13,830
Yeah, true story. Come on in.
651
00:32:13,854 --> 00:32:15,865
Go on, take a seat. Yo, dude.
652
00:32:15,889 --> 00:32:17,141
Change okay?
653
00:32:17,165 --> 00:32:18,945
Oh, yeah. Count it, dude.
654
00:32:18,969 --> 00:32:20,980
Uh, okay, I noticed
655
00:32:21,004 --> 00:32:22,344
all these Wall Street
Journals. Jesus Christ.
656
00:32:22,368 --> 00:32:24,214
Ah! You want to play
the market, huh?
657
00:32:24,238 --> 00:32:26,537
Yes, yes. Big time. Well...
658
00:32:28,145 --> 00:32:29,903
I've got two words for you.
659
00:32:32,479 --> 00:32:34,191
Tucson Electric.
660
00:32:34,215 --> 00:32:35,819
Tucson Electric?
661
00:32:35,843 --> 00:32:38,195
Come on, that geezer's
brain was totally pickled.
662
00:32:38,219 --> 00:32:39,856
I don't think so, dude.
663
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,726
Willy's got the skinny.
You see all those WSJs?
664
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:43,695
Yeah, I saw them. Half
of them were yellow.
665
00:32:43,719 --> 00:32:45,367
1985 yellow.
666
00:32:45,391 --> 00:32:47,237
Fucking porch smelled
like a men's shelter.
667
00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:49,404
He's throwing us a bone
'cause he digs our vibe, dude.
668
00:32:49,428 --> 00:32:52,473
I'm telling you, we should think
about dumping like half our ROI
669
00:32:52,497 --> 00:32:54,211
into Tucson Electric. Moose!
670
00:32:54,235 --> 00:32:56,378
We're running a bunch of
schemes to pay for the fuck-ups
671
00:32:56,402 --> 00:32:57,874
on a job we haven't
even started yet.
672
00:32:57,898 --> 00:33:00,142
Just keep an open
mind, bitch. Damn.
673
00:33:11,582 --> 00:33:12,781
Hey.
674
00:33:13,553 --> 00:33:15,025
Shit pig.
675
00:33:17,689 --> 00:33:18,996
You're looking low.
676
00:33:19,889 --> 00:33:21,295
Maybe this'll jazz things up.
677
00:33:22,331 --> 00:33:23,858
What do you think?
678
00:33:26,170 --> 00:33:27,466
It's hideous.
679
00:33:27,701 --> 00:33:30,172
Oh, come on. It's solid
gold. Hold that sucker up.
680
00:33:33,705 --> 00:33:34,945
Wait...
681
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:37,452
That's another keeper.
682
00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,709
It tells a story.
Like an evolution.
683
00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,261
An evolution?
684
00:33:44,285 --> 00:33:45,517
Yeah.
685
00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:48,157
Cool.
686
00:33:50,590 --> 00:33:52,458
So, what's your name?
687
00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:55,560
Whoa, shit pig. Are
you flirting with me?
688
00:33:57,168 --> 00:33:58,836
Brooke?
689
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:01,608
Yo. Gimme a ride
to Chompy Cone?
690
00:34:01,632 --> 00:34:03,865
Oh, yeah, sure. Hop in
the Jeep, girl. Buckle up.
691
00:34:06,837 --> 00:34:08,045
Hi, A.J.
692
00:34:08,773 --> 00:34:09,871
Hey.
693
00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:13,488
Summer jobs in Hicksville.
694
00:34:13,512 --> 00:34:15,481
Any ideas?
695
00:34:16,050 --> 00:34:18,451
I don't do polo
shirts or visors.
696
00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:21,619
I don't do polo
shirts either, so...
697
00:34:22,288 --> 00:34:24,094
Hmm, you are flirting with me.
698
00:34:26,395 --> 00:34:27,823
Oh, uh, can you swim?
699
00:34:30,762 --> 00:34:31,926
Yeah.
700
00:34:34,469 --> 00:34:35,699
Smell that?
701
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:38,471
On par with pussy.
702
00:34:39,738 --> 00:34:43,608
Hey, you ever, uh, had a couple
boxes fall off the truck?
703
00:34:44,410 --> 00:34:46,455
I don't know what
you're talking about.
704
00:34:46,479 --> 00:34:48,853
Look, is your mom or dad around?
705
00:34:48,877 --> 00:34:51,020
I need a Hancock to
square up on this invoice.
706
00:34:51,044 --> 00:34:53,396
Nah, man, me and homeboy
here are 50/50 on this bitch.
707
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:55,563
I'm the one that set
everything up with Donna at HQ.
708
00:34:55,587 --> 00:34:57,235
No shit. Mm-hmm.
709
00:34:57,259 --> 00:34:59,567
So check it, so that's
$350 right there,
710
00:34:59,591 --> 00:35:00,898
but don't sweat the change.
711
00:35:00,922 --> 00:35:03,065
Are you gonna be our
regular driver, Dean?
712
00:35:03,089 --> 00:35:05,210
Yup. Thursdays around 11
if you got an order in.
713
00:35:05,234 --> 00:35:07,278
All right, here's a
little something for you.
714
00:35:07,302 --> 00:35:09,271
Seriously? Yeah. Let
me see that blade.
715
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:17,807
Hold on to this.
716
00:35:18,576 --> 00:35:20,951
Bring it back if some peanut
M&M's ever fall off the truck.
717
00:35:20,975 --> 00:35:22,075
You feel me?
718
00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:30,259
What the fuck are you doing?
719
00:35:31,086 --> 00:35:32,129
What do you mean?
720
00:35:33,363 --> 00:35:35,900
We're still short, and
you're bleeding out Grants
721
00:35:35,924 --> 00:35:38,276
to Dean the delivery guy?
722
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,971
Yeah, but watch how it
boomerangs back, bitch. Tenfold.
723
00:35:40,995 --> 00:35:42,511
I don't want to watch it
boomerang back, Moose.
724
00:35:42,535 --> 00:35:44,174
I want to get out
of the fucking hole.
725
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,606
Lip thing.
726
00:35:48,275 --> 00:35:51,388
Look, there's a poker game
tonight at Duff Warfield's.
727
00:35:51,412 --> 00:35:52,719
Fifty-dollar buy-ins.
728
00:35:52,743 --> 00:35:54,116
We sweep that shit,
we're in like Flynn.
729
00:35:54,140 --> 00:35:55,152
First week's covered.
730
00:35:56,088 --> 00:35:58,461
And if we lose? A.J.,
these guys are farm team.
731
00:35:58,485 --> 00:36:01,653
We're talking sure shot. Like
taking candy from a baby.
732
00:36:02,288 --> 00:36:04,093
You haven't even said
shit about the fridge yet.
733
00:36:04,117 --> 00:36:06,361
You're welcome. Yeah,
it fucking reeks.
734
00:36:07,097 --> 00:36:08,669
Where'd you get it? Fusselman's.
735
00:36:08,693 --> 00:36:10,275
Sucker's only five years old.
736
00:36:10,299 --> 00:36:12,268
Can you believe
they'd dump this baby?
737
00:36:12,703 --> 00:36:15,676
You got our fridge
from the funeral home?
738
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:17,139
Yeah. Nuker too.
739
00:36:17,163 --> 00:36:18,547
Shit was a steal on Party Line.
740
00:36:18,571 --> 00:36:20,252
Plus, they fucking
delivered, dude,
741
00:36:20,276 --> 00:36:21,781
for a small fee.
742
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,915
Wait, what did you say?
Look, just get her stocked.
743
00:36:23,939 --> 00:36:26,192
Okay? Anything chocolate
goes in the freezer.
744
00:36:26,216 --> 00:36:28,590
I gotta move on some hot
dogs back at the IGA.
745
00:36:28,614 --> 00:36:30,988
They practically give them away
when they're down to the wire.
746
00:36:31,012 --> 00:36:32,519
Okay, I'll see you. Wait...
747
00:36:45,127 --> 00:36:47,028
♪ Okay, what is it tonight? ♪
748
00:36:49,406 --> 00:36:52,803
♪ Please just tell me
what the hell is wrong ♪
749
00:36:54,004 --> 00:36:55,848
♪ Do you wanna eat?
Do you wanna sleep? ♪
750
00:36:55,872 --> 00:36:57,355
♪ Do you wanna drown? ♪
751
00:36:57,379 --> 00:36:58,917
♪ Just settle down ♪
752
00:36:58,941 --> 00:37:00,877
♪ Settle down, settle down ♪
753
00:37:02,078 --> 00:37:04,824
♪ I'll give you give
candy, give you diamonds ♪
754
00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:07,629
♪ Give you pills, I'll give
you anything you want ♪
755
00:37:07,653 --> 00:37:09,688
Hey. ♪ Hundred-dollar bills ♪
756
00:37:10,757 --> 00:37:13,701
♪ I even let you hear the
songs I want to sing ♪
757
00:37:13,725 --> 00:37:16,308
♪ I'll give you anything,
anything, anything ♪
758
00:37:16,332 --> 00:37:17,531
What's up, shit pig?
759
00:37:21,570 --> 00:37:23,702
Those dance moves
are straight cringe.
760
00:37:25,772 --> 00:37:26,772
Hmm.
761
00:37:27,174 --> 00:37:28,707
So is this your little hovel?
762
00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:33,655
Come on, give me a hand.
763
00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:45,790
So...
764
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,023
Talk to your boy yet?
765
00:37:50,467 --> 00:37:52,368
My... my boy?
766
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,479
Yeah, about getting me a job?
767
00:37:55,503 --> 00:37:56,768
All right.
768
00:37:57,303 --> 00:37:58,968
Show me an armpit tow.
769
00:38:01,236 --> 00:38:02,477
On that skanky thing?
770
00:38:10,751 --> 00:38:11,957
Relax, shit pig.
771
00:38:11,981 --> 00:38:13,587
This doesn't mean
we're going steady.
772
00:38:14,256 --> 00:38:15,589
Can you stop calling me that?
773
00:38:16,658 --> 00:38:17,789
Never.
774
00:38:21,597 --> 00:38:23,630
This doesn't feel
like your first rodeo.
775
00:38:24,996 --> 00:38:26,807
My daddy's an ex-PJ.
776
00:38:26,831 --> 00:38:29,238
So I spent the last two summers
fishing airmen out of the pool
777
00:38:29,262 --> 00:38:31,902
at Wright-Patterson, just
for shits and giggles.
778
00:38:32,575 --> 00:38:33,607
Holy shit.
779
00:38:34,409 --> 00:38:36,409
Well, I don't think I'm
gonna have to convince Ron.
780
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,007
See you tomorrow.
781
00:38:38,944 --> 00:38:40,350
Roger, Wilco.
782
00:38:44,884 --> 00:38:46,455
For my scrapbook.
783
00:38:46,985 --> 00:38:48,182
All right.
784
00:38:49,185 --> 00:38:50,822
Walk me home, shit pig?
785
00:38:52,353 --> 00:38:54,373
I gotta get back to it.
786
00:38:54,397 --> 00:38:57,730
Still a lot of
inventory to sort, so...
787
00:38:59,998 --> 00:39:01,162
Got it.
788
00:39:01,664 --> 00:39:02,801
All right. See ya.
789
00:39:11,713 --> 00:39:13,042
Inventory to sort?
790
00:39:14,551 --> 00:39:15,880
That was just sad.
791
00:39:16,349 --> 00:39:18,146
I fucked up, didn't I?
792
00:39:18,687 --> 00:39:19,950
Yeah. Big time.
793
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,459
Oh!
794
00:39:24,891 --> 00:39:27,562
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
795
00:39:29,357 --> 00:39:32,543
Shane! Oh, it's so
good to see you!
796
00:39:32,567 --> 00:39:33,643
Mm!
797
00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:35,975
Huh. What is going on here, huh?
798
00:39:35,999 --> 00:39:38,870
Oh, where did your
little boy go?
799
00:39:39,706 --> 00:39:42,014
I'm so glad that you're
home safe and sound.
800
00:39:42,038 --> 00:39:45,182
Must've been awful over there.
Oh, it was a cakewalk, Mrs. C.
801
00:39:45,206 --> 00:39:47,789
Kuwait wasn't a cakewalk.
He's being modest.
802
00:39:47,813 --> 00:39:49,318
Two hundred and fifteen days
803
00:39:49,342 --> 00:39:51,826
of rear echelon,
non-potable water distro.
804
00:39:51,850 --> 00:39:54,125
Cakewalk City, BFE.
805
00:39:54,149 --> 00:39:57,161
BFE? Hey, Shane. Watch this.
806
00:39:58,527 --> 00:39:59,858
Pretty good.
807
00:40:00,663 --> 00:40:02,441
Hey, another beer, Judge?
808
00:40:02,465 --> 00:40:03,829
Well, all right.
809
00:40:07,901 --> 00:40:08,933
Wow.
810
00:40:10,068 --> 00:40:12,374
Oh, no. No, no, no.
I don't think so.
811
00:40:12,398 --> 00:40:14,585
Absolutely not. Oh, come on.
812
00:40:14,609 --> 00:40:16,279
No one ever got worked
up when I was 15.
813
00:40:16,303 --> 00:40:17,951
He's 14.
814
00:40:17,975 --> 00:40:19,821
You know that him and Moose
have been making their own.
815
00:40:19,845 --> 00:40:21,592
I might've heard
something about that.
816
00:40:21,616 --> 00:40:23,693
I'm glad you're gonna be keeping
an eye on him at the pool,
817
00:40:23,717 --> 00:40:26,498
because he is one step
away from Nemaha Valley.
818
00:40:26,522 --> 00:40:28,665
Oh, come on. That place
is a torture chamber.
819
00:40:28,689 --> 00:40:30,293
He'd come out a robot.
820
00:40:30,317 --> 00:40:32,394
He could use a little bit
of that straight and narrow.
821
00:40:32,418 --> 00:40:34,330
You know, his father
and I are waiting to see
822
00:40:34,354 --> 00:40:36,167
if there's an open
slot this fall.
823
00:40:36,191 --> 00:40:37,740
Have you seen him
at the pool yet?
824
00:40:37,764 --> 00:40:39,676
At the Snack Shack? He
is busting his butt.
825
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,196
He's totally dialed,
I'm telling you.
826
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,977
Hey there. Hey.
827
00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:46,243
Future BMOC.
828
00:40:46,267 --> 00:40:48,586
What's all that business?
Sigma Chi handshake.
829
00:40:48,610 --> 00:40:51,413
A little birdie said
someone's pledging.
830
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,889
Yeah, I guess that's the plan.
831
00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:57,188
Ooh! That's a solid plan.
832
00:40:57,212 --> 00:41:00,356
But the little birdie
did not mention a major.
833
00:41:00,380 --> 00:41:03,832
I'm thinking maybe Poly
Sci, Econ. Who knows?
834
00:41:03,856 --> 00:41:07,231
Well, just don't bury your
nose too deep in those books.
835
00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:10,608
There's a lot of
extracurriculars at the house,
836
00:41:10,632 --> 00:41:11,873
you feel me?
837
00:41:11,897 --> 00:41:14,229
Yeah.
838
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:17,406
Law school? Oh, still
on my mind, Judge.
839
00:41:17,430 --> 00:41:19,848
Still on my mind. Good answer.
840
00:41:19,872 --> 00:41:21,652
He's got an eye on Northwestern.
841
00:41:21,676 --> 00:41:24,083
Now, if you need a letter
of recommendation, anything,
842
00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,812
you let me know.
843
00:41:28,146 --> 00:41:29,385
Taking notes?
844
00:41:29,409 --> 00:41:30,595
On what?
845
00:41:30,619 --> 00:41:31,959
Everything.
846
00:41:31,983 --> 00:41:34,623
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
847
00:41:37,485 --> 00:41:38,990
Don't let 'em get
you down, Eagle.
848
00:41:40,862 --> 00:41:43,863
You and Moose are OG as fuck.
They just don't know it yet.
849
00:41:47,264 --> 00:41:50,208
Hey, at least your life
isn't mapped out to a T
850
00:41:50,232 --> 00:41:51,607
for the next six years.
851
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,653
You really pledging Sigma Chi?
852
00:41:55,677 --> 00:41:56,786
Fuck no.
853
00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:05,289
What's all this?
854
00:42:05,313 --> 00:42:08,624
Oh. Asymmetric warfare.
855
00:42:09,550 --> 00:42:11,528
Alaska. Next summer.
856
00:42:12,729 --> 00:42:13,836
You want in?
857
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:15,640
I was planning on flying solo,
858
00:42:15,664 --> 00:42:18,137
but I'd make an
exception in your case.
859
00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,502
No, Jean'll never
let me go to Alaska.
860
00:42:20,526 --> 00:42:21,901
Oh, don't worry about Jean.
861
00:42:23,366 --> 00:42:24,946
I'll guilt her into it.
862
00:42:24,970 --> 00:42:26,717
You got totally hosed
on Philmont last summer,
863
00:42:26,741 --> 00:42:27,841
and she knows it.
864
00:42:31,946 --> 00:42:33,275
Hit that fucker.
865
00:42:36,819 --> 00:42:37,819
Mm.
866
00:42:39,888 --> 00:42:41,921
Kenai. Kodiak.
867
00:42:43,056 --> 00:42:44,088
Denali.
868
00:42:44,959 --> 00:42:46,321
That's grizzly bear country.
869
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:48,731
You chickenshit?
870
00:42:50,327 --> 00:42:51,766
Hardly.
871
00:43:01,107 --> 00:43:03,206
So, what's something
like this cost?
872
00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:06,856
You scrape together a
grand and you're in.
873
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,542
That'll cover park
passes, chow, gear
874
00:43:10,545 --> 00:43:11,786
bear spray.
875
00:43:13,755 --> 00:43:17,022
I'll float gas, everything else.
876
00:43:17,695 --> 00:43:18,638
Are you serious?
877
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:20,025
As cancer.
878
00:43:20,995 --> 00:43:24,029
Fourth of July to
August 9th, 1992.
879
00:43:27,804 --> 00:43:29,034
What do you say?
880
00:43:30,565 --> 00:43:31,872
You in or out, Eagle Scout?
881
00:43:32,468 --> 00:43:34,138
In. Yeah. Big time.
882
00:43:35,174 --> 00:43:36,437
All right.
883
00:43:38,639 --> 00:43:39,979
What's that?
884
00:43:50,255 --> 00:43:51,661
Am I doing this right?
885
00:43:52,829 --> 00:43:54,233
Not really feeling anything.
886
00:43:54,257 --> 00:43:55,764
Just give it a sec.
887
00:43:56,591 --> 00:43:58,162
This is good KB from Iowa City.
888
00:44:13,344 --> 00:44:14,475
Moose.
889
00:44:15,478 --> 00:44:16,818
You feeling anything?
890
00:44:20,681 --> 00:44:21,724
Hold this.
891
00:44:22,485 --> 00:44:23,616
Thanks.
892
00:44:34,530 --> 00:44:37,366
Yo, I think your boy's a
scratch on the poker game.
893
00:44:39,975 --> 00:44:41,678
I think I am starting
to feel something.
894
00:44:42,912 --> 00:44:44,175
Are you all in?
895
00:44:46,146 --> 00:44:47,146
Eagle?
896
00:44:47,818 --> 00:44:48,991
Are you all in?
897
00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:53,765
Hey, Eagle.
898
00:44:53,789 --> 00:44:55,351
All you all in?
899
00:44:56,585 --> 00:44:57,659
Hey.
900
00:44:57,683 --> 00:44:59,837
Buddy. Are you all in?
901
00:44:59,861 --> 00:45:02,466
In or out, zombie. I don't
have all fucking night.
902
00:45:02,490 --> 00:45:04,767
I still want to diddle
your mom before curfew.
903
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:08,912
Fucking smoke this
chump. He's bluffing.
904
00:45:08,936 --> 00:45:10,507
Mm, we're totally
fucked, aren't we?
905
00:45:10,531 --> 00:45:12,014
Hey, shut the fuck
up, Moose. Come on!
906
00:45:12,038 --> 00:45:13,743
Shit or get off the pot!
907
00:45:40,662 --> 00:45:42,002
All in.
908
00:45:43,071 --> 00:45:44,235
My boy's all in.
909
00:45:46,732 --> 00:45:48,371
A.J., this is
literally everything.
910
00:45:52,916 --> 00:45:56,577
Full boat. Kings over eights.
Read it and weep, bitch.
911
00:46:20,570 --> 00:46:21,677
Fuck!
912
00:46:21,701 --> 00:46:22,646
Oh!
913
00:46:23,945 --> 00:46:25,648
Holy fuck!
914
00:46:25,672 --> 00:46:27,254
How the fuck do you lose?
915
00:46:27,278 --> 00:46:29,487
Hey, Randy, I got
something for you!
916
00:46:29,511 --> 00:46:30,719
That's my fucking
boy right there!
917
00:46:30,743 --> 00:46:32,325
Wait! Hold on! Here it is!
918
00:46:32,349 --> 00:46:33,557
Fuck you!
919
00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:35,658
Go fuck yourself,
Moose. How about that?
920
00:46:35,682 --> 00:46:38,265
Pleasure doing business
with you boys. Thank you.
921
00:46:38,289 --> 00:46:39,563
Go fuck yourself, Shane.
922
00:46:39,587 --> 00:46:41,873
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
923
00:46:41,897 --> 00:46:42,907
You're fucking walking home.
924
00:46:51,106 --> 00:46:53,016
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
925
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:55,953
Yeah! Trying to
punk on us! Yeah!
926
00:46:55,977 --> 00:46:57,922
Goddamn Eagle!
927
00:46:57,946 --> 00:46:59,418
Suck my dick, bitch!
928
00:47:00,542 --> 00:47:01,959
All right, hold on, bitches!
929
00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:12,620
♪ I feel depressed,
I feel so bad ♪
930
00:47:15,361 --> 00:47:18,701
♪ 'Cause you're the best
girl that I've ever had ♪
931
00:47:21,334 --> 00:47:24,641
♪ I can't get your love... ♪
Gimme some fries.
932
00:47:25,798 --> 00:47:27,710
Get out of here,
you fucking puke.
933
00:47:27,734 --> 00:47:30,737
♪ Oh little girl,
psychotic reaction ♪
934
00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:33,287
♪ And it feels like this ♪
935
00:47:40,219 --> 00:47:42,164
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
936
00:47:42,188 --> 00:47:44,793
Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug!
937
00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:17,265
Hello?
938
00:48:17,289 --> 00:48:18,970
Why the fuck are you
still at home, dude?
939
00:48:18,994 --> 00:48:20,697
It's 9:30. This fucker's packed.
940
00:48:20,721 --> 00:48:22,534
The pool?
941
00:48:22,558 --> 00:48:24,503
No shit, Sherlock! Get
your ass down here!
942
00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:26,703
The Coke guy's dropping
the syrup tanks in five.
943
00:48:26,727 --> 00:48:29,871
Okay, okay. I'm out the door.
Whoa! Do you have ice? Forgot.
944
00:48:29,895 --> 00:48:31,708
What? You gotta
bring me ice, dude.
945
00:48:31,732 --> 00:48:33,892
How am I supposed to bring...?
946
00:48:46,089 --> 00:48:47,187
Fucking...
947
00:48:56,924 --> 00:48:59,133
Get off the cooler, dipshit.
These bags are half water.
948
00:49:00,334 --> 00:49:01,663
Slam this fucker.
949
00:49:02,165 --> 00:49:03,236
Slam it.
950
00:49:06,899 --> 00:49:09,242
Why is the slider
down? A.J., we're in.
951
00:49:10,278 --> 00:49:11,517
Buck fifty in 20 minutes.
952
00:49:11,541 --> 00:49:13,057
You fucking kidding? No!
953
00:49:13,081 --> 00:49:14,652
Calling it now.
954
00:49:21,157 --> 00:49:22,585
Thousand-dollar day.
955
00:49:24,424 --> 00:49:27,467
All right, animals.
Make some fucking lines.
956
00:49:27,491 --> 00:49:29,271
Let's do this shit.
957
00:49:29,295 --> 00:49:31,537
♪ No, no, no, nobody can do ♪
958
00:49:31,561 --> 00:49:33,440
♪ The shing-a-ling like I do ♪
959
00:49:33,464 --> 00:49:36,575
♪ Nobody can do the
skate like I do ♪
960
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:40,117
♪ Nobody can do
boogaloo like I do ♪
961
00:49:40,141 --> 00:49:41,505
Who wanted the M&Ms?
962
00:49:42,112 --> 00:49:43,219
Coke, please.
963
00:49:43,243 --> 00:49:44,739
Four hunds, baby!
964
00:49:46,116 --> 00:49:47,092
Yeah!
965
00:49:48,413 --> 00:49:50,094
♪ Nobody but me ♪
966
00:49:50,118 --> 00:49:52,129
♪ I'm gonna skate
right through ♪
967
00:49:52,153 --> 00:49:54,362
♪ Ain't nobody do
it but me, babe ♪
968
00:49:54,386 --> 00:49:55,924
♪ Nobody but me ♪
969
00:49:55,948 --> 00:49:57,228
♪ Well, let me tell you nobody ♪
970
00:49:58,788 --> 00:49:59,928
♪ Nobody but me ♪
971
00:49:59,952 --> 00:50:01,954
Nine-fifty, baby!
972
00:50:02,693 --> 00:50:03,693
Nine-fifty?
973
00:50:04,365 --> 00:50:05,967
Nine-fucking-fifty?
974
00:50:05,991 --> 00:50:09,575
Nine-fifty?
975
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:11,808
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
976
00:50:11,832 --> 00:50:13,909
♪ Nobody ♪
977
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:17,418
Moose, I'm all out of ammo!
978
00:50:17,442 --> 00:50:18,641
Last mag, homey.
979
00:50:19,842 --> 00:50:21,719
Eleven hundred clams!
980
00:50:21,743 --> 00:50:23,886
I never doubted you.
You know that, right?
981
00:50:23,910 --> 00:50:25,978
Oh, you fucking
doubted me big-time.
982
00:50:26,981 --> 00:50:28,627
Oh, shit. We got a tank down.
983
00:50:28,651 --> 00:50:29,850
I'm on it.
984
00:50:32,723 --> 00:50:34,657
Hey, shit pig.
985
00:50:35,660 --> 00:50:36,965
Can you float me a Diet Coke?
986
00:50:36,989 --> 00:50:38,562
Shit pig?
987
00:50:41,061 --> 00:50:42,839
Uh, Moose. Diet Coke?
988
00:50:42,863 --> 00:50:45,644
♪ No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no ♪
989
00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:47,382
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
990
00:50:47,406 --> 00:50:48,836
There you go.
991
00:50:50,378 --> 00:50:51,509
Thanks.
992
00:50:52,314 --> 00:50:53,412
Cute friend.
993
00:50:53,947 --> 00:50:56,787
♪ Oh, yeah, nobody ♪
994
00:50:56,811 --> 00:51:00,098
♪ Nobody, nobody ♪
995
00:51:00,122 --> 00:51:01,264
♪ Nobody ♪
996
00:51:01,288 --> 00:51:02,685
You fucking know that chick?
997
00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:04,226
♪ Nobody ♪
998
00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:08,097
Sixteen fifty and
thirty-five cents!
999
00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:11,109
Holy fucking shit, dude.
1000
00:51:11,133 --> 00:51:12,968
Like I said, I never
doubted you, Moose.
1001
00:51:12,992 --> 00:51:14,673
What the fuck are you doing?
1002
00:51:14,697 --> 00:51:16,411
It's Kojak in the
waterfall, right?
1003
00:51:16,435 --> 00:51:19,084
Kojak in the waterfall? No,
after the Aksarben order.
1004
00:51:19,108 --> 00:51:23,442
Coca-Cola. Chips. Hot
dogs. Buns. Ketchup. Ice.
1005
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:26,586
This is you.
1006
00:51:26,610 --> 00:51:29,008
Thank you. Drop it!
1007
00:51:30,077 --> 00:51:31,723
This is mine. No. The
money or the wing.
1008
00:51:31,747 --> 00:51:33,419
You cannot have both.
1009
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:35,719
Fine.
1010
00:51:36,424 --> 00:51:37,621
It's all you.
1011
00:52:16,530 --> 00:52:18,033
Busted, creeper.
1012
00:52:18,057 --> 00:52:19,903
Get the hell out of here, chud!
1013
00:52:19,927 --> 00:52:21,027
God!
1014
00:52:41,687 --> 00:52:43,687
Nice wheels, douche bag!
1015
00:53:02,444 --> 00:53:04,750
Love the wagon, shit pig.
1016
00:53:06,844 --> 00:53:08,745
I'll see you
tonight. You know it.
1017
00:53:12,553 --> 00:53:13,618
Hey.
1018
00:53:14,885 --> 00:53:16,489
Guess who just asked
out the new chick?
1019
00:53:18,053 --> 00:53:20,053
What? No.
1020
00:53:21,221 --> 00:53:22,396
Who? Brooke?
1021
00:53:24,191 --> 00:53:25,795
Is that her name?
1022
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:29,029
Ah.
1023
00:53:29,498 --> 00:53:31,031
Night swim, baby!
1024
00:53:31,506 --> 00:53:32,538
Mm.
1025
00:53:33,007 --> 00:53:35,277
Better get the pussy
fingers limbered up, dude.
1026
00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:37,345
Fuck.
1027
00:53:37,914 --> 00:53:39,257
Here's the kicker, though,
1028
00:53:39,281 --> 00:53:40,819
so don't go getting
all worked up, okay?
1029
00:53:40,843 --> 00:53:42,680
I promised her we'd double.
1030
00:53:44,585 --> 00:53:47,080
What? Yeah, me and
her, you and Leah.
1031
00:53:51,427 --> 00:53:52,930
♪ Surprise, surprise ♪
1032
00:53:52,954 --> 00:53:54,527
♪ So you rub your eyes ♪
1033
00:53:55,096 --> 00:53:58,762
♪ Never knew UDS
so cool as ice? ♪
1034
00:53:59,564 --> 00:54:03,314
♪ Profiles are low
as soon as we go ♪
1035
00:54:03,338 --> 00:54:07,474
♪ As a breeze straight from
a deeper shade of soul ♪
1036
00:54:16,417 --> 00:54:18,263
I can't do it, A.J.
1037
00:54:18,287 --> 00:54:21,048
Just the thought of
it is making me dizzy.
1038
00:54:22,018 --> 00:54:23,499
It's okay.
1039
00:54:23,523 --> 00:54:26,086
I'll swim out and
get you if you freak.
1040
00:54:26,555 --> 00:54:28,088
I don't know. It's so high up.
1041
00:54:36,802 --> 00:54:38,580
Hey, I bet you five bucks
1042
00:54:38,604 --> 00:54:40,936
I can swim over to the
high-dive board on one breath.
1043
00:54:43,237 --> 00:54:44,685
You're on, bitch. Yeah?
1044
00:54:44,709 --> 00:54:46,238
Yeah.
1045
00:55:10,803 --> 00:55:13,067
Why you sad-sacking in
the five foot, shit pig?
1046
00:55:13,806 --> 00:55:14,838
I'm not.
1047
00:55:15,874 --> 00:55:17,170
Stop calling me that.
1048
00:55:19,108 --> 00:55:20,943
Shit pig.
1049
00:55:27,391 --> 00:55:28,984
Fuck yeah, girl!
1050
00:55:30,724 --> 00:55:33,096
That's a one and done!
1051
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,858
I'm going for it, A.J.
1052
00:55:35,861 --> 00:55:37,432
Whoo!
1053
00:55:38,633 --> 00:55:40,336
Ow. You okay?
1054
00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:45,671
What are you doing?
1055
00:55:46,206 --> 00:55:49,103
Jeez, my abdomen still
feels like it's on fire.
1056
00:55:51,976 --> 00:55:53,547
Hey, are you cold?
Do you want my shirt?
1057
00:55:54,349 --> 00:55:57,353
What? It's like 80
degrees out, weirdo.
1058
00:55:58,983 --> 00:56:00,728
Okay. Stop!
1059
00:56:00,752 --> 00:56:02,664
Yo. Yo, guys. Get over.
1060
00:56:04,118 --> 00:56:05,502
What the fuck?
1061
00:56:05,526 --> 00:56:07,006
Just back it up. Leah.
1062
00:56:08,190 --> 00:56:11,101
Come and jerk my
nuts, motherfucker!
1063
00:56:11,125 --> 00:56:13,037
- Fuck you, bitch!
- Fucking bitch!
1064
00:56:13,061 --> 00:56:14,326
Who the fuck?
1065
00:56:15,164 --> 00:56:16,900
Fucking pussies!
1066
00:56:25,009 --> 00:56:26,347
Oh, shit.
1067
00:56:26,371 --> 00:56:27,953
Fuck, dude, they're
doubling back.
1068
00:56:27,977 --> 00:56:29,748
Yeah, we'll fucking
show them. What?
1069
00:56:30,487 --> 00:56:32,520
Fuck. Let's fuck 'em up.
1070
00:56:33,289 --> 00:56:35,290
What are you gonna do?
Don't worry about it.
1071
00:56:35,314 --> 00:56:36,632
Stay there one
second. All right.
1072
00:56:36,656 --> 00:56:38,194
Three, two, one.
1073
00:56:40,090 --> 00:56:41,430
Fuck you!
1074
00:56:43,322 --> 00:56:44,739
Shit, dude, that's
not the same car.
1075
00:56:44,763 --> 00:56:46,477
That's the car.
That's a fucking cop.
1076
00:56:46,501 --> 00:56:48,479
That's not a fucking cop.
1077
00:56:51,869 --> 00:56:53,748
Fuck, we gotta go. We
gotta go. We gotta go.
1078
00:56:57,545 --> 00:56:59,083
Guys, left.
1079
00:56:59,107 --> 00:57:01,241
Come on, this way. This
way. Leah, get down.
1080
00:57:02,277 --> 00:57:03,342
Come on.
1081
00:57:12,562 --> 00:57:16,540
5-7 Nebraska City. 10-59.
1082
00:57:16,564 --> 00:57:17,961
We have four...
1083
00:57:18,496 --> 00:57:21,171
A.J., this is scary.
I want to go home.
1084
00:57:21,195 --> 00:57:22,403
Okay.
1085
00:57:22,427 --> 00:57:24,132
Just stay here, okay?
1086
00:57:26,004 --> 00:57:27,135
A.J.
1087
00:57:30,206 --> 00:57:31,645
Moose?
1088
00:57:37,851 --> 00:57:38,949
Brooke!
1089
00:57:55,570 --> 00:57:57,911
Holy shit!
1090
00:57:57,935 --> 00:58:00,078
Look at all these
little fuckers, dude!
1091
00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:02,377
All right, back up.
Make some lines.
1092
00:58:02,401 --> 00:58:04,522
Make some fucking
lines. Goddamn.
1093
00:58:04,546 --> 00:58:06,042
Handle this shit, dude.
1094
00:58:11,181 --> 00:58:12,354
Give me a
Butterfinger, dickhead.
1095
00:58:12,378 --> 00:58:14,191
Give me a Chick-O-Stick
and suicide.
1096
00:58:14,215 --> 00:58:16,094
Can I get a Kit Kat? Give
me some Sugar Babies.
1097
00:58:16,118 --> 00:58:19,229
Got Fun Dip? How many
Freeze Pops for $1?
1098
00:58:19,253 --> 00:58:20,835
Yo, could I get a Twix, a
hot dog and a Sprite, please?
1099
00:58:20,859 --> 00:58:22,672
I'll take a
Butterfinger, a Kit Kat,
1100
00:58:22,696 --> 00:58:23,904
and a Diet Coke.
1101
00:58:23,928 --> 00:58:25,633
Can I have a hot dog?
1102
00:58:26,834 --> 00:58:28,370
Give me a hot dog, kid.
1103
00:58:38,648 --> 00:58:40,912
The fuck dogs, they cost more?
1104
00:58:42,014 --> 00:58:43,277
Seventy-five cents more.
1105
00:58:44,214 --> 00:58:45,554
Cool. Cool.
1106
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,317
Heyo!
1107
00:58:55,324 --> 00:58:57,674
Hey! What do you want,
kid? Can I get a fuck dog?
1108
00:58:57,698 --> 00:59:00,171
Fuck dog? Get the
fuck out of here.
1109
00:59:00,195 --> 00:59:01,975
What's this goob talking about?
1110
00:59:01,999 --> 00:59:03,504
Just write "fuck"
on it with ketchup.
1111
00:59:03,528 --> 00:59:05,167
Charge them 75 cents more.
1112
00:59:07,237 --> 00:59:10,511
That's fucking genius, dude.
Yes, I can get you a fuck dog.
1113
00:59:10,535 --> 00:59:13,043
Our markup's already
80 percent, dude.
1114
00:59:13,578 --> 00:59:16,858
Fuck dogs! Get your
fuck dogs right here!
1115
00:59:16,882 --> 00:59:19,960
Fuck dogs! Get your
fuck dogs, fuckers!
1116
00:59:29,224 --> 00:59:31,169
♪ You burden me with
your questions ♪
1117
00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:33,501
♪ You'd have me tell no lies ♪
1118
00:59:33,525 --> 00:59:36,405
♪ You're always asking
what it's all about ♪
1119
00:59:36,429 --> 00:59:38,473
♪ But don't listen
to my replies ♪
1120
00:59:38,497 --> 00:59:40,882
♪ You say to me I
don't talk enough ♪
1121
00:59:40,906 --> 00:59:43,280
♪ But when I do I'm a fool ♪
1122
00:59:43,304 --> 00:59:45,216
♪ These times I've
spent I've realized ♪
1123
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,691
♪ I'm going to shoot
through and leave you ♪
1124
00:59:47,715 --> 00:59:49,825
♪ The things you say ♪
1125
00:59:49,849 --> 00:59:52,322
♪ Your purple prose
just give you away ♪
1126
00:59:52,346 --> 00:59:55,094
♪ The things you say ♪
1127
00:59:55,118 --> 00:59:57,162
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1128
00:59:57,186 --> 00:59:58,065
♪ Oh! ♪
1129
01:00:15,811 --> 01:00:17,919
♪ Seemingly last less,
don't mean you can ask us ♪
1130
01:00:17,943 --> 01:00:20,515
♪ Pushing down the relative,
bringing out your higher self ♪
1131
01:00:20,539 --> 01:00:22,418
♪ Everything you answer
to, brace yourself ♪
1132
01:00:22,442 --> 01:00:24,321
♪ With the greatest of ease ♪
1133
01:00:24,345 --> 01:00:26,083
♪ I know this world
ain't what it seems ♪
1134
01:00:27,284 --> 01:00:29,590
♪ Oh! You're unbelievable ♪
1135
01:00:29,614 --> 01:00:30,591
♪ Oh! ♪
1136
01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:37,774
Whoo!
1137
01:00:46,171 --> 01:00:48,171
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1138
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,453
♪ It's unbelievable ♪
1139
01:01:09,458 --> 01:01:11,425
♪ You're unbelievable ♪
1140
01:01:21,008 --> 01:01:23,578
You think you're on Carson?
Take it or leave it.
1141
01:01:23,602 --> 01:01:25,514
I'm not eating this shit.
Give me my money back.
1142
01:01:25,538 --> 01:01:27,087
No fucking way.
1143
01:01:27,111 --> 01:01:29,089
Fuck off, Moose. Suck
my dick, Carmichael.
1144
01:01:29,113 --> 01:01:31,016
We got a "no asshole"
policy. Check it.
1145
01:01:32,855 --> 01:01:34,765
Cute. Now give me back my buck.
1146
01:01:34,789 --> 01:01:37,328
Fuck you. Our Shack, our rules.
1147
01:01:37,352 --> 01:01:39,770
Last fucking chance,
prep. Or what?
1148
01:01:39,794 --> 01:01:41,266
You gonna pull me through
the window, Randy?
1149
01:01:41,290 --> 01:01:43,070
You fucking idiot.
1150
01:01:43,094 --> 01:01:44,775
Oh, fuck! Fuck! Moose!
1151
01:01:44,799 --> 01:01:47,140
Fucking fuck! Fuck!
1152
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:55,115
Get the fuck off
me, you fucking...
1153
01:01:55,139 --> 01:01:58,118
Fuck! My face! You scratched
my fucking face, bitch!
1154
01:01:58,142 --> 01:02:00,120
All right, that's it.
1155
01:02:00,144 --> 01:02:02,155
That's it. Ah! Fuck!
1156
01:02:02,179 --> 01:02:04,619
You and Hercules are Gandhi.
Rest of the fucking summer.
1157
01:02:04,643 --> 01:02:06,555
Fuck off! Just let go!
1158
01:02:06,579 --> 01:02:08,119
Hey, dick bag!
1159
01:02:10,189 --> 01:02:11,353
Oh!
1160
01:02:12,191 --> 01:02:13,795
Fucking nice one, Eagle.
1161
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:17,766
Yo, Moose, grab me a rag.
1162
01:02:21,266 --> 01:02:22,879
All right, clean it, Carmichael.
1163
01:02:22,903 --> 01:02:24,177
Suck my nuts!
1164
01:02:24,201 --> 01:02:25,565
Clean it.
1165
01:02:28,075 --> 01:02:29,107
There you go.
1166
01:02:35,247 --> 01:02:37,247
That was fucking epic, dude.
1167
01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,086
Shane was right, man. Those
guys are soft as fuck.
1168
01:02:41,957 --> 01:02:43,121
All right.
1169
01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:45,330
This'll cover supplies.
1170
01:02:45,354 --> 01:02:47,587
This is me. This is you.
1171
01:02:48,865 --> 01:02:49,906
Fucking A.
1172
01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:51,237
Look at all this scratch.
1173
01:02:51,261 --> 01:02:53,206
Fifteen hundos right there.
1174
01:02:53,230 --> 01:02:55,912
But we better find a way
to hide some of this shit
1175
01:02:55,936 --> 01:02:57,672
if we want to fuck
around this fall.
1176
01:02:57,696 --> 01:02:59,377
The Judge and Jean don't have
any idea what we're pulling in.
1177
01:02:59,401 --> 01:03:00,741
Do they? Hell no.
1178
01:03:00,765 --> 01:03:02,083
They think this whole
thing's a shit show.
1179
01:03:02,107 --> 01:03:04,373
Look, dude, I want
to pitch you an idea.
1180
01:03:04,942 --> 01:03:06,857
You can't pass, dude.
We're best friends.
1181
01:03:06,881 --> 01:03:09,420
We go 50/50 on every
deal. Moose, no.
1182
01:03:09,444 --> 01:03:11,446
It's a big-time pass,
I'm telling you.
1183
01:03:12,317 --> 01:03:14,194
I'm saving up for
Alaska. Alaska?
1184
01:03:14,218 --> 01:03:15,866
What the fuck are
you talking about?
1185
01:03:15,890 --> 01:03:17,725
Next summer. It's
a five-week trek.
1186
01:03:17,749 --> 01:03:19,795
Shane and I got the
entire thing mapped out.
1187
01:03:22,327 --> 01:03:24,096
You didn't clear that with me.
1188
01:03:24,665 --> 01:03:26,296
I don't need to
clear that with you.
1189
01:03:29,035 --> 01:03:31,882
Look, dude, all I'm asking
for is five minutes, okay?
1190
01:03:31,906 --> 01:03:34,214
Just hear what Willy has to
say. This thing's a sure shot.
1191
01:03:34,238 --> 01:03:35,710
We could triple
what we stick in...
1192
01:03:35,734 --> 01:03:37,538
Oh, shit...
1193
01:03:39,146 --> 01:03:40,319
That's what you get,
you fucking preps.
1194
01:03:40,343 --> 01:03:41,320
Why?
1195
01:03:42,917 --> 01:03:44,957
That's for the hot dog. And
this is for my Trans Am.
1196
01:03:45,812 --> 01:03:47,532
And here's a couple for
your fucking friend.
1197
01:03:57,164 --> 01:03:59,263
I still say they're
soft as fuck, dude.
1198
01:04:01,531 --> 01:04:03,333
What a couple of clits.
1199
01:04:04,035 --> 01:04:06,875
Moose, half your face
is nothing but blood.
1200
01:04:09,836 --> 01:04:10,945
Yeah, I know.
1201
01:04:12,212 --> 01:04:14,476
But we could take them
in a fair fight, dude.
1202
01:04:15,314 --> 01:04:17,083
I'm fucking serious.
1203
01:04:18,185 --> 01:04:19,888
They got lucky with that ambush.
1204
01:04:23,487 --> 01:04:25,430
Tucson Electric. You coming?
1205
01:04:25,454 --> 01:04:26,994
It's your scene.
1206
01:04:29,691 --> 01:04:30,822
I'll stew on it.
1207
01:04:35,697 --> 01:04:38,038
All right, well, don't
show your parents the knot.
1208
01:04:39,338 --> 01:04:40,502
Yeah.
1209
01:04:51,416 --> 01:04:54,054
Hey, shit pig. You paint?
1210
01:04:54,848 --> 01:04:56,296
What? Curbs?
1211
01:04:56,320 --> 01:04:57,519
Curbs?
1212
01:04:58,456 --> 01:05:00,225
No, bitch. Toes.
1213
01:05:09,302 --> 01:05:10,939
You're not very good at this.
1214
01:05:11,898 --> 01:05:14,173
That's because I'm
used to a Utilac spray.
1215
01:05:14,742 --> 01:05:16,613
Not this tiny little brush.
1216
01:05:22,414 --> 01:05:23,884
You okay?
1217
01:05:23,908 --> 01:05:25,283
You look a little wrecked.
1218
01:05:26,088 --> 01:05:27,483
Yeah, I'm all right.
1219
01:05:30,752 --> 01:05:33,786
So how come you've been flying
under the radar these days?
1220
01:05:37,462 --> 01:05:40,034
Guess I've just
been busy with work.
1221
01:05:44,733 --> 01:05:46,007
Busy, huh?
1222
01:05:47,175 --> 01:05:48,306
Mm-hmm.
1223
01:05:53,544 --> 01:05:54,983
Moose talk about me?
1224
01:05:58,945 --> 01:06:00,351
To me?
1225
01:06:01,222 --> 01:06:03,123
No. Not really.
1226
01:06:08,295 --> 01:06:10,493
I'm sure there are a
few embellishments.
1227
01:06:15,830 --> 01:06:17,038
Moose is fun.
1228
01:06:18,470 --> 01:06:19,634
Pretty good kisser.
1229
01:06:23,805 --> 01:06:25,880
But he's not really my type.
1230
01:06:25,904 --> 01:06:27,015
You know?
1231
01:06:29,613 --> 01:06:31,943
Sometimes it sucks
being a short-timer.
1232
01:06:34,354 --> 01:06:37,157
Soon as you make
friends, it's taillights.
1233
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:43,130
I just want to have fun
this summer, you feel me?
1234
01:06:49,204 --> 01:06:50,665
Pass me that Minolta.
1235
01:07:15,296 --> 01:07:16,328
Now what?
1236
01:07:21,698 --> 01:07:22,829
Cotton balls, shit pig.
1237
01:07:30,443 --> 01:07:33,048
Who saved room for
banana cream pie?
1238
01:07:33,908 --> 01:07:35,422
I call the big piece.
1239
01:07:35,446 --> 01:07:37,721
Chrissy made Dance
Squad captain.
1240
01:07:43,291 --> 01:07:45,093
I have an announcement.
1241
01:07:46,888 --> 01:07:48,822
An announcement? Mm-hmm.
1242
01:07:54,896 --> 01:07:57,037
That's 3,100.
1243
01:07:57,061 --> 01:08:00,108
That's the 16 that I
owe, plus another 15.
1244
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,079
Give him the big piece.
1245
01:08:06,776 --> 01:08:08,125
Dad!
1246
01:08:08,149 --> 01:08:10,217
Zip it, Chrissy. Also...
1247
01:08:11,781 --> 01:08:13,517
This is for you and Mom.
1248
01:08:24,123 --> 01:08:25,123
What is it?
1249
01:08:26,334 --> 01:08:28,433
Mannheim Steamroller
at the Orpheum.
1250
01:08:35,574 --> 01:08:37,418
Are you fricking kidding me?
1251
01:08:37,442 --> 01:08:39,477
Center aisle. The third row.
1252
01:08:40,546 --> 01:08:41,809
Oh!
1253
01:08:45,485 --> 01:08:47,824
Goddamn it. You're
such a fucking puss.
1254
01:08:47,848 --> 01:08:49,496
I knew you were gonna show
your parents that knot.
1255
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,334
What a waste. So, what are
we getting into tonight?
1256
01:08:52,358 --> 01:08:54,237
Huh? It's Friday night.
1257
01:08:54,261 --> 01:08:55,964
Let's get sloppy. Go walk Main.
1258
01:08:55,988 --> 01:08:57,900
No, I'm not really
feeling it, dude.
1259
01:08:57,924 --> 01:09:00,100
Not feeling it? What
are you, ragging?
1260
01:09:00,124 --> 01:09:03,004
No, I'm dog-assed tired,
Moose. I just want to sleep.
1261
01:09:03,028 --> 01:09:05,833
Oh, come on. Don't be
such a fucking pussy.
1262
01:09:12,380 --> 01:09:14,290
What? Now you're hanging up?
1263
01:09:14,314 --> 01:09:17,284
Hello? Carters. Hi,
Mrs. C. It's Moose.
1264
01:09:18,452 --> 01:09:19,452
Jesus.
1265
01:09:20,850 --> 01:09:23,497
Ma'am? Yes, ma'am.
1266
01:09:23,521 --> 01:09:25,532
That there your
husband downstairs...?
1267
01:09:32,466 --> 01:09:34,125
Oh, Jesus!
1268
01:09:54,884 --> 01:09:57,225
Hey, shit pig. You awake?
1269
01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:47,132
What? Nothing.
1270
01:11:02,952 --> 01:11:04,182
What are you doing?
1271
01:11:05,427 --> 01:11:06,666
What are you doing?
1272
01:11:10,122 --> 01:11:12,705
Yo, perverts! Get in.
1273
01:11:12,729 --> 01:11:15,103
Everyone's getting
stupid at the Pioneer.
1274
01:11:29,176 --> 01:11:34,245
♪ Won't you please let me go ♪
1275
01:11:34,981 --> 01:11:38,986
♪ These words lie
inside, they hurt me so ♪
1276
01:11:40,121 --> 01:11:43,340
♪ But I'm not the kind
who likes to tell you ♪
1277
01:11:43,364 --> 01:11:46,343
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1278
01:11:46,367 --> 01:11:48,906
♪ I'm not the kind that
needs to tell you ♪
1279
01:11:48,930 --> 01:11:51,933
♪ Just what you want me to ♪
1280
01:12:02,748 --> 01:12:04,427
♪ I saw you this morning ♪
1281
01:12:04,451 --> 01:12:08,090
♪ I thought you
might like to know ♪
1282
01:12:08,114 --> 01:12:13,020
♪ I received your message
in full a few days ago ♪
1283
01:12:13,555 --> 01:12:18,465
♪ I understood every
word that it said ♪
1284
01:12:19,401 --> 01:12:21,675
♪ And now that I've
actually heard it ♪
1285
01:12:21,699 --> 01:12:26,539
♪ You're going to regret ♪
Just get the fuck inside.
1286
01:12:58,606 --> 01:13:03,807
♪ Do you find this
happens all the time? ♪
1287
01:13:04,376 --> 01:13:07,523
♪ Crucial point one
day becomes a crime ♪
1288
01:13:07,547 --> 01:13:09,624
I thought you were
staying in, bitch.
1289
01:13:09,648 --> 01:13:12,792
♪ But I'm not the kind
that likes to tell you ♪
1290
01:13:12,816 --> 01:13:15,432
♪ Just what I want to do ♪
1291
01:13:15,456 --> 01:13:17,533
♪ I'm not the kind that
needs to tell you ♪
1292
01:13:17,557 --> 01:13:19,185
Dog-assed tired, huh?
1293
01:13:20,089 --> 01:13:22,155
Cops! Fucking run!
1294
01:13:22,857 --> 01:13:24,507
Oh, shit. Fuck!
1295
01:13:26,060 --> 01:13:27,642
Yo, Brooke, over here.
This way. Come here.
1296
01:13:27,666 --> 01:13:29,734
Moose, let's go. Up
here, come on, guys.
1297
01:13:32,035 --> 01:13:33,705
Come on.
1298
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:36,444
Go, go, go, go, go!
1299
01:13:37,007 --> 01:13:38,369
Shit.
1300
01:13:38,904 --> 01:13:41,024
Guys, behind the screen.
Behind the screen. Come here.
1301
01:13:41,517 --> 01:13:42,714
Oh, fuck.
1302
01:13:44,718 --> 01:13:46,254
I don't do tight spaces.
1303
01:13:46,278 --> 01:13:48,927
Shut up. We're
about to get popped.
1304
01:13:48,951 --> 01:13:50,533
You don't understand. I
can't fucking breathe.
1305
01:13:50,557 --> 01:13:52,237
Both of you, shut the fuck up.
1306
01:13:52,924 --> 01:13:54,163
Shh! Check it.
1307
01:13:58,732 --> 01:14:00,169
I can't fucking do this...
1308
01:14:00,193 --> 01:14:01,973
Moose, shut up. I'm gonna freak.
1309
01:14:01,997 --> 01:14:03,438
Stop fucking talking. Hey.
1310
01:14:04,574 --> 01:14:07,640
You don't think someone could
hide back behind that shit?
1311
01:14:08,335 --> 01:14:10,038
Oh... oh, fuck.
1312
01:14:10,744 --> 01:14:11,744
Shh!
1313
01:14:11,978 --> 01:14:14,372
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1314
01:14:25,924 --> 01:14:27,286
Here you go, kid.
1315
01:14:31,325 --> 01:14:32,665
What are you looking at?
1316
01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:34,635
Nothing.
1317
01:14:35,230 --> 01:14:36,427
What are you looking at?
1318
01:14:38,167 --> 01:14:39,714
Nothing.
1319
01:14:39,738 --> 01:14:41,375
This some kind of lover's spat?
1320
01:14:41,399 --> 01:14:44,048
What do you want, dude?
Top me off with DC.
1321
01:14:44,072 --> 01:14:47,515
Hey, go heavy on the ice, okay?
I'm fucking melting out here.
1322
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:55,985
Here.
1323
01:15:08,527 --> 01:15:10,404
Give the deck a wet-down.
It's almost safety check.
1324
01:15:10,428 --> 01:15:11,944
No, hey.
1325
01:15:11,968 --> 01:15:14,432
You're not my
fucking boss, okay?
1326
01:15:15,006 --> 01:15:16,368
You do it.
1327
01:15:16,870 --> 01:15:18,984
Just get one of the goobs to
spray her down, you idiot.
1328
01:15:19,008 --> 01:15:20,108
I don't care.
1329
01:15:27,546 --> 01:15:29,093
You going to, uh,
the party tonight?
1330
01:15:29,117 --> 01:15:31,383
What party? Brooke's party.
1331
01:15:32,219 --> 01:15:34,395
It's like 15 yards from
your front door, Eagle.
1332
01:15:34,419 --> 01:15:35,419
What is that shit?
1333
01:15:37,424 --> 01:15:38,731
Don't worry about it.
1334
01:15:39,767 --> 01:15:41,171
A jewelry box from Martin's?
1335
01:15:41,195 --> 01:15:42,669
Really?
1336
01:15:47,170 --> 01:15:50,620
Look, dude, I know you think
you're tight with home girl,
1337
01:15:50,644 --> 01:15:53,405
but she gave me a hand job
behind that screen last night.
1338
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:55,649
What? Yeah.
1339
01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:58,155
Dude, there's no fucking
way. Whatever, dude.
1340
01:15:58,179 --> 01:15:59,761
She totally jerked me off.
1341
01:15:59,785 --> 01:16:01,730
Fucking grade A too.
1342
01:16:01,754 --> 01:16:03,765
Honestly, I don't know how
you didn't hear it, man.
1343
01:16:03,789 --> 01:16:06,220
You were right
there. Yo, Moose.
1344
01:16:06,893 --> 01:16:08,429
Bring me a DP.
1345
01:16:08,453 --> 01:16:09,762
I got you.
1346
01:16:16,133 --> 01:16:18,364
One large Dr Pepper, please.
1347
01:16:19,939 --> 01:16:20,939
Yeah.
1348
01:16:26,946 --> 01:16:28,616
Lip thing.
1349
01:16:34,118 --> 01:16:36,085
Mister, you got a Nut Roll?
1350
01:16:37,286 --> 01:16:39,022
Fuck off, kid.
1351
01:16:48,627 --> 01:16:50,339
For you. Oh, my God!
1352
01:16:50,363 --> 01:16:52,077
What do you think?
1353
01:16:52,101 --> 01:16:54,145
I love it. Are you
kidding with this shit?
1354
01:16:54,169 --> 01:16:55,751
My son is five. Calm down, lady.
1355
01:16:55,775 --> 01:16:57,214
I'm not gonna calm down.
1356
01:16:57,238 --> 01:16:58,985
I demand to speak
with your manager.
1357
01:16:59,009 --> 01:17:00,538
I am the manager.
1358
01:17:01,409 --> 01:17:03,088
Bullshit. You're bullshit.
1359
01:17:03,112 --> 01:17:04,793
Your fucking kid's bullshit too,
1360
01:17:04,817 --> 01:17:06,696
and you're both
making me nauseous.
1361
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,929
Mommy, can I lick the
ketchup off the bun?
1362
01:17:15,192 --> 01:17:16,455
What the fuck?
1363
01:17:17,128 --> 01:17:18,565
Hey, hang tight, lady.
1364
01:17:18,589 --> 01:17:20,965
I'm gonna comp your boy's
meal a hundred percent.
1365
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:24,780
Hey, shit pig. You okay?
1366
01:17:24,804 --> 01:17:26,881
Yeah, I'm good.
It's three o'clock.
1367
01:17:26,905 --> 01:17:28,443
Where the fuck are you going?
1368
01:17:28,467 --> 01:17:29,752
Just giving you space
1369
01:17:29,776 --> 01:17:31,371
for all your fucking hand jobs!
1370
01:18:03,537 --> 01:18:04,778
Get in.
1371
01:18:36,537 --> 01:18:38,009
How's that runza?
1372
01:18:39,474 --> 01:18:41,177
All right, I guess.
1373
01:18:42,708 --> 01:18:44,189
Want some rings?
1374
01:18:44,213 --> 01:18:46,796
No, I want Moose to quit
rat-fucking me all the time.
1375
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:49,482
When he's not busy shot calling,
he's swooping on my lady friend.
1376
01:18:54,489 --> 01:18:56,201
You want a little advice, homey?
1377
01:18:56,225 --> 01:18:57,424
What?
1378
01:18:58,262 --> 01:18:59,327
Make a move.
1379
01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:01,868
Any move.
1380
01:19:03,696 --> 01:19:05,276
Brooke isn't into Moose.
1381
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:07,874
She's just waiting for you
to make a move, telling you.
1382
01:19:10,505 --> 01:19:12,505
You ever make a move?
1383
01:19:16,379 --> 01:19:17,609
Like on a lady friend?
1384
01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:19,887
Yeah.
1385
01:19:24,024 --> 01:19:25,024
Almost.
1386
01:19:31,724 --> 01:19:33,768
You gotta risk it for
the biscuit, Eagle.
1387
01:19:51,051 --> 01:19:54,151
♪ It's been a long time
since you left me ♪
1388
01:19:57,585 --> 01:20:00,487
♪ I didn't mean
to make you cry ♪
1389
01:20:03,932 --> 01:20:06,999
♪ I didn't mean to
disappoint you ♪
1390
01:20:10,268 --> 01:20:13,335
♪ I didn't mean
to tell you lies ♪
1391
01:20:16,736 --> 01:20:20,111
♪ And after all that
we have been through ♪
1392
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:26,018
♪ Won't you let
me tell you why ♪
1393
01:20:27,714 --> 01:20:29,591
♪ One more try ♪
1394
01:20:29,615 --> 01:20:32,827
♪ I didn't know how
much I loved you ♪
1395
01:20:34,028 --> 01:20:35,938
♪ One more try ♪
1396
01:20:35,962 --> 01:20:39,370
♪ Let me put my
arms around you ♪
1397
01:20:41,701 --> 01:20:45,664
♪ Living all these lonely
nights without you ♪
1398
01:20:48,075 --> 01:20:52,044
♪ Oh, baby, can we
give it one more try? ♪
1399
01:20:55,313 --> 01:20:58,710
♪ It's been a long time
since I kissed you ♪
1400
01:21:01,682 --> 01:21:04,716
♪ It always used
to feel so good ♪
1401
01:21:08,354 --> 01:21:11,624
♪ And if you knew how
much I missed you ♪
1402
01:21:14,398 --> 01:21:17,531
♪ You'd forgive
me if you could ♪
1403
01:21:18,699 --> 01:21:22,536
For the record, I didn't
give Moose a hand job.
1404
01:21:23,338 --> 01:21:25,143
That was all in
his head, shit pig.
1405
01:21:26,246 --> 01:21:28,320
I grabbed both your dicks
because it was the only way
1406
01:21:28,344 --> 01:21:30,016
I could get you two
pussies to shut up.
1407
01:21:30,718 --> 01:21:32,357
I wasn't gonna get
an MIP for that shit.
1408
01:21:32,381 --> 01:21:34,128
♪ One more try ♪
1409
01:21:34,152 --> 01:21:37,122
♪ I didn't know how
much I loved you ♪
1410
01:21:38,323 --> 01:21:40,134
♪ One more try ♪
1411
01:21:40,158 --> 01:21:43,425
♪ Let me put my
arms around you ♪
1412
01:21:45,759 --> 01:21:49,563
♪ Living all these lonely
nights without you ♪
1413
01:21:52,370 --> 01:21:56,174
♪ Oh, baby, can we
give it one more try ♪
1414
01:21:57,309 --> 01:21:58,440
Moose!
1415
01:21:59,608 --> 01:22:02,576
♪ And after all that
we have been through ♪
1416
01:22:12,786 --> 01:22:14,126
Moose!
1417
01:22:17,098 --> 01:22:19,338
Moose! Come on!
1418
01:22:19,362 --> 01:22:21,034
Come on, let's talk!
1419
01:22:35,875 --> 01:22:37,908
Moose! Come on, dude.
1420
01:22:39,582 --> 01:22:40,689
Come on.
1421
01:22:40,713 --> 01:22:42,055
Let's just fucking talk.
1422
01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:49,467
Get the fuck away from me.
1423
01:23:36,705 --> 01:23:38,648
I just got off the
phone with Parks & Rec.
1424
01:23:38,672 --> 01:23:40,650
No one's manning
the Snack Shack.
1425
01:23:40,674 --> 01:23:41,708
Are you going in?
1426
01:23:42,315 --> 01:23:43,653
I'm sick.
1427
01:23:43,677 --> 01:23:45,283
Well, what about Moose?
1428
01:25:06,696 --> 01:25:07,728
Hey.
1429
01:25:15,837 --> 01:25:17,738
Dude, what the fuck happened?
1430
01:25:18,642 --> 01:25:20,114
Take a wild guess.
1431
01:25:28,454 --> 01:25:29,891
Here.
1432
01:25:29,915 --> 01:25:32,621
You good with Tuesdays,
Wednesdays, and Saturdays?
1433
01:25:34,460 --> 01:25:35,897
What, like shifts? Yeah.
1434
01:25:35,921 --> 01:25:37,437
We'll divvy up Sundays.
I'll get this one.
1435
01:25:37,461 --> 01:25:39,199
You get the next. Moose!
1436
01:25:42,061 --> 01:25:43,269
Fuck.
1437
01:25:44,569 --> 01:25:46,281
Can I get a jumbo Push Pop?
1438
01:25:46,305 --> 01:25:47,603
Yeah.
1439
01:25:55,349 --> 01:25:56,975
Hey, shit pig.
1440
01:25:57,944 --> 01:26:00,053
How come you pulled a
Copperfield at the party?
1441
01:26:00,077 --> 01:26:01,287
I waited for you all night.
1442
01:26:05,590 --> 01:26:07,126
So you want to
ditch this pop stand
1443
01:26:07,150 --> 01:26:09,271
and go grab a twist
from Chompy Cone?
1444
01:26:09,295 --> 01:26:11,702
My treat. No, thanks.
1445
01:26:11,726 --> 01:26:14,267
Come on, no one says
no to free ice cream.
1446
01:26:14,929 --> 01:26:16,135
Want to hear it again?
1447
01:26:16,159 --> 01:26:17,679
Wait, are you being
serious right now?
1448
01:26:25,203 --> 01:26:28,105
It's feeling like a negatory on
the biscuit front there, Eagle.
1449
01:26:40,691 --> 01:26:42,724
Where are you going? Waubonsie.
1450
01:26:43,493 --> 01:26:45,967
Gonna polish off this case,
sleep under the stars.
1451
01:26:45,991 --> 01:26:48,277
I can't go to Iowa. I'm not
supposed to cross state lines.
1452
01:26:48,301 --> 01:26:49,608
Gonna call your mom at
the next truck stop,
1453
01:26:49,632 --> 01:26:51,137
tell her you're
staying with Moose.
1454
01:26:51,161 --> 01:26:53,975
What are you doing? Not
stopping till you say yes.
1455
01:26:53,999 --> 01:26:55,647
Come on, Shane. Slow
down, dude. Oh, shit!
1456
01:26:57,706 --> 01:26:59,354
Fuck! All right! I'm in, I'm in!
1457
01:26:59,378 --> 01:27:00,784
All right! There we go. God!
1458
01:27:00,808 --> 01:27:02,753
You've been busting
your ass all summer.
1459
01:27:02,777 --> 01:27:04,174
It's time to fucking unwind.
1460
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:22,500
Heads up, Eagle.
1461
01:27:46,359 --> 01:27:48,262
Yo, what happened
with you and Brooke?
1462
01:27:49,892 --> 01:27:51,397
You gonna spill or what?
1463
01:27:56,228 --> 01:27:57,577
She lied to me.
1464
01:27:57,601 --> 01:27:59,546
She lied to you?
1465
01:27:59,570 --> 01:28:00,637
Yeah.
1466
01:28:05,644 --> 01:28:07,138
I caught her red-handed.
1467
01:28:09,978 --> 01:28:11,582
Doesn't sound like home girl.
1468
01:28:14,213 --> 01:28:17,555
She said that she waited for
me all night at the party.
1469
01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:22,569
And then I caught her
hanging on some fucking giant
1470
01:28:22,593 --> 01:28:23,900
out on the porch.
1471
01:28:28,227 --> 01:28:29,435
Flattop?
1472
01:28:30,295 --> 01:28:31,446
Yeah.
1473
01:28:31,470 --> 01:28:33,943
Green Duster? Exactly.
1474
01:28:39,975 --> 01:28:41,456
What?
1475
01:28:43,240 --> 01:28:45,284
Oh, dude.
1476
01:28:45,308 --> 01:28:46,815
The jarhead's her brother.
1477
01:28:50,524 --> 01:28:51,524
Fuck.
1478
01:28:56,860 --> 01:28:57,860
Fuck!
1479
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:02,699
Oh, fucking A, Eagle.
1480
01:29:07,365 --> 01:29:08,384
Just let me explain.
1481
01:29:08,408 --> 01:29:09,814
Come on. No, thanks.
1482
01:29:09,838 --> 01:29:11,783
Brooke, come on. Look,
I didn't realize.
1483
01:29:11,807 --> 01:29:13,455
I know I fucked up. Just
please just listen...
1484
01:29:13,479 --> 01:29:14,942
No, thanks.
1485
01:29:16,341 --> 01:29:17,615
Want to hear it again?
1486
01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:26,028
Oh, can we get
some of this, Mom?
1487
01:29:26,052 --> 01:29:28,318
Sure. Just one.
1488
01:29:34,326 --> 01:29:35,939
What's up, A-Jams?
1489
01:29:35,963 --> 01:29:37,327
Hey, Shan.
1490
01:29:39,672 --> 01:29:41,010
Stop.
1491
01:29:41,034 --> 01:29:42,484
Isn't she a sophomore?
1492
01:29:42,508 --> 01:29:43,575
Junior.
1493
01:29:44,842 --> 01:29:46,587
So how did you get to know her?
1494
01:29:46,611 --> 01:29:48,017
That's Donny's older sister.
1495
01:29:48,041 --> 01:29:49,680
Well, I would think
that you would...
1496
01:29:50,349 --> 01:29:52,791
Oh, my God, Jeanie!
1497
01:29:52,815 --> 01:29:54,694
You scared the heck out of me.
1498
01:29:54,718 --> 01:29:56,663
Sherry! How are you doing?
1499
01:29:56,687 --> 01:29:59,160
Oh, my God. It's
been forever, right?
1500
01:29:59,184 --> 01:30:00,535
It has.
1501
01:30:00,559 --> 01:30:02,726
I'm used to seeing
that big turkey.
1502
01:30:03,894 --> 01:30:05,771
Oh! Your hair.
1503
01:30:05,795 --> 01:30:07,509
I know.
1504
01:30:07,533 --> 01:30:09,368
It was time for a change.
1505
01:30:09,392 --> 01:30:10,908
Oh, it's so full.
1506
01:30:10,932 --> 01:30:12,646
Almost like a Kay Orr thing.
1507
01:30:12,670 --> 01:30:14,516
I love it. Aw!
1508
01:30:14,540 --> 01:30:16,036
Thank you.
1509
01:30:17,512 --> 01:30:18,874
What's going on?
1510
01:30:19,910 --> 01:30:22,548
You guys get in a tiff at your
sleepover the other night?
1511
01:30:23,078 --> 01:30:24,418
What sleepover?
1512
01:30:28,248 --> 01:30:29,423
Really? I don't know.
1513
01:31:00,918 --> 01:31:03,149
Happy early birthday, asshole.
1514
01:31:04,482 --> 01:31:06,317
Got you a little
something-something.
1515
01:31:08,090 --> 01:31:09,428
You want to lunch it at Babe's?
1516
01:31:09,452 --> 01:31:10,860
How about a rain check?
1517
01:31:13,159 --> 01:31:14,930
I still gotta do
the whole backyard.
1518
01:31:24,139 --> 01:31:25,336
How's the weather over there?
1519
01:31:26,471 --> 01:31:28,746
Cloudy with a chance
of diaper shit.
1520
01:31:29,782 --> 01:31:33,487
Well, hang in
there, Eagle Scout.
1521
01:31:35,183 --> 01:31:36,490
I'll swing by later.
1522
01:31:37,185 --> 01:31:38,567
See if you want to get stupid.
1523
01:31:38,591 --> 01:31:40,351
Word. Thanks, homey.
1524
01:32:11,824 --> 01:32:13,054
Peace offering, shit pig.
1525
01:32:13,991 --> 01:32:15,562
For your box stall.
1526
01:32:16,191 --> 01:32:17,564
Wow. I know.
1527
01:32:18,033 --> 01:32:19,938
It's probably the only
portrait of myself
1528
01:32:19,962 --> 01:32:21,161
I can actually stomach.
1529
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:26,175
So...
1530
01:32:26,199 --> 01:32:27,880
Is anyone up in this bitch?
1531
01:32:27,904 --> 01:32:29,334
Uh, no.
1532
01:32:30,942 --> 01:32:32,436
Sooey!
1533
01:32:35,375 --> 01:32:36,946
You ever make out
to Combat Shock?
1534
01:32:38,081 --> 01:32:39,628
Right at that moment,
1535
01:32:39,652 --> 01:32:41,082
I knew what had to be done.
1536
01:32:41,854 --> 01:32:43,689
It was all coming back to me.
1537
01:32:44,591 --> 01:32:46,998
A revelation that
hit me like a bullet.
1538
01:32:48,452 --> 01:32:51,640
Bullets. This chick was armed.
1539
01:32:51,664 --> 01:32:55,237
I felt a tremendous power
surging through my veins.
1540
01:32:55,261 --> 01:32:56,867
Where's the gun?
1541
01:33:10,278 --> 01:33:11,924
I gotta tell you something.
1542
01:33:11,948 --> 01:33:14,951
So, no grass carping, okay?
1543
01:33:17,285 --> 01:33:18,955
Yeah. What?
1544
01:33:21,454 --> 01:33:22,827
My dad got his orders.
1545
01:33:24,490 --> 01:33:26,127
We're shipping out to Ramstein.
1546
01:33:29,803 --> 01:33:30,934
Ramstein?
1547
01:33:32,465 --> 01:33:33,572
Germany.
1548
01:33:37,239 --> 01:33:38,239
When?
1549
01:33:39,307 --> 01:33:40,438
Next week.
1550
01:33:45,115 --> 01:33:46,477
Next week? I...
1551
01:33:47,788 --> 01:33:49,216
You're grass carping.
1552
01:33:57,028 --> 01:33:58,665
I got a question.
1553
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:00,898
Yeah?
1554
01:34:04,101 --> 01:34:05,804
Do you have a condom?
1555
01:34:26,090 --> 01:34:28,000
Oh, shit, that's the Judge.
1556
01:34:28,024 --> 01:34:29,430
Awkward.
1557
01:34:29,454 --> 01:34:31,366
Maybe he's just
grabbing something.
1558
01:34:31,390 --> 01:34:32,831
Shh.
1559
01:34:34,131 --> 01:34:36,065
A.J.? Hey, Dad,
don't come in here!
1560
01:34:43,668 --> 01:34:45,272
Oh. Um...
1561
01:34:47,111 --> 01:34:48,440
We need to talk.
1562
01:34:49,707 --> 01:34:50,882
Downstairs.
1563
01:35:03,897 --> 01:35:05,136
See you, okay? Yeah.
1564
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:07,591
Nope, hold on. Come
here. Both of you.
1565
01:35:11,773 --> 01:35:14,301
What's going on? Why
are you being so weird?
1566
01:35:17,570 --> 01:35:18,811
Um...
1567
01:35:20,078 --> 01:35:21,374
I just got a call
1568
01:35:22,949 --> 01:35:25,752
from Bill Workman
about a half hour ago.
1569
01:35:27,514 --> 01:35:30,515
There was an accident out on 75.
1570
01:35:34,191 --> 01:35:35,685
Shane got killed.
1571
01:35:48,634 --> 01:35:49,743
What?
1572
01:35:54,178 --> 01:35:55,375
I just saw him.
1573
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:01,282
I'm sorry, son.
1574
01:36:48,265 --> 01:36:49,265
Get in.
1575
01:37:50,888 --> 01:37:52,327
What the fuck?
1576
01:37:52,857 --> 01:37:54,437
What the fuck?
1577
01:40:18,244 --> 01:40:19,474
Hey.
1578
01:40:20,378 --> 01:40:21,378
Hey.
1579
01:40:24,349 --> 01:40:26,127
Thought you said
that we were dry.
1580
01:40:26,151 --> 01:40:27,944
No, man, this is it.
1581
01:40:28,980 --> 01:40:31,297
Last two. I found a
1582
01:40:31,321 --> 01:40:34,324
a sixer stashed with
the Christmas shit.
1583
01:40:35,162 --> 01:40:36,962
Mm. Nativity set?
1584
01:40:36,986 --> 01:40:38,064
Yeah.
1585
01:40:42,202 --> 01:40:44,136
I did pound the
other four, though.
1586
01:40:47,031 --> 01:40:48,140
That's fair.
1587
01:40:58,614 --> 01:40:59,614
Moose?
1588
01:41:02,552 --> 01:41:03,617
Are we cool?
1589
01:41:06,424 --> 01:41:07,885
Yeah, man.
1590
01:41:09,262 --> 01:41:10,756
We're cool.
1591
01:41:13,893 --> 01:41:15,143
Cool.
1592
01:41:15,167 --> 01:41:17,673
Fuck off, animals!
1593
01:41:17,697 --> 01:41:19,369
We're having a moment!
1594
01:41:20,537 --> 01:41:22,603
Fuck.
1595
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:27,716
Oh, dude, I'm sorry I
punched you in the nose.
1596
01:41:27,740 --> 01:41:29,577
Oh, I... I didn't even feel it.
1597
01:41:30,112 --> 01:41:32,250
Yeah, okay.
1598
01:41:34,012 --> 01:41:35,286
Hmm.
1599
01:41:36,916 --> 01:41:38,091
All right, are you ready?
1600
01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:39,992
Yeah.
1601
01:41:40,016 --> 01:41:41,556
Yeah, let's make some dough.
1602
01:41:44,726 --> 01:41:45,923
Wait.
1603
01:41:52,272 --> 01:41:53,874
There's no glass on deck.
1604
01:42:00,838 --> 01:42:03,048
So look, man, I want to
pitch you a few ideas.
1605
01:42:03,072 --> 01:42:04,885
Yeah? What kind of ideas?
1606
01:42:04,909 --> 01:42:07,085
How we can double our return
on this bitch next summer.
1607
01:42:08,484 --> 01:42:10,288
Does it involve Real Beer? Ooh!
1608
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:12,983
Hundred percent.
1609
01:42:16,294 --> 01:42:18,063
Two fucking lines, goobs!
1610
01:42:18,087 --> 01:42:21,066
Give me two fucking lines!
1611
01:42:21,090 --> 01:42:23,466
Right now! My turn! My turn!
1612
01:42:55,335 --> 01:42:56,739
Hey. Hey.
1613
01:42:56,763 --> 01:42:58,774
Hey, what's going on? Are
you leaving right now?
1614
01:42:58,798 --> 01:43:01,513
Yeah. Sorry. I drove by the
pool but I couldn't find you.
1615
01:43:01,537 --> 01:43:02,670
What happened to Tuesday?
1616
01:43:03,541 --> 01:43:05,838
When the AF says jump, he jumps.
1617
01:43:07,842 --> 01:43:09,587
In two minutes,
we're taillights.
1618
01:43:09,611 --> 01:43:10,984
Just gotta hit the head.
1619
01:43:11,008 --> 01:43:12,117
Roger, Wilco.
1620
01:43:12,141 --> 01:43:13,813
Two minutes?
1621
01:43:14,651 --> 01:43:16,189
Here.
1622
01:43:17,687 --> 01:43:19,124
Take it.
1623
01:43:19,148 --> 01:43:20,490
What is it?
1624
01:43:21,152 --> 01:43:22,525
Open it, dum-dum.
1625
01:43:32,570 --> 01:43:33,866
A hanky?
1626
01:43:35,738 --> 01:43:37,738
So you don't have to
borrow your dad's.
1627
01:43:41,106 --> 01:43:42,545
One more thing.
1628
01:43:49,422 --> 01:43:51,719
I, um... I printed
it last night.
1629
01:44:07,198 --> 01:44:08,703
We don't say "goodbye."
1630
01:44:09,266 --> 01:44:10,408
Just
1631
01:44:11,235 --> 01:44:12,410
"see you later."
1632
01:44:30,155 --> 01:44:31,297
Let's move out.
1633
01:44:39,604 --> 01:44:40,933
Another keeper.
1634
01:44:43,872 --> 01:44:45,003
See ya, A.J.
1635
01:44:49,383 --> 01:44:50,514
See ya.
1636
01:46:59,645 --> 01:47:03,449
♪ There must be someone I
can talk to about this ♪
1637
01:47:05,046 --> 01:47:08,883
♪ I never realized how much
friendship could be missed ♪
1638
01:47:10,051 --> 01:47:11,862
♪ But it's all good now ♪
1639
01:47:11,886 --> 01:47:14,218
♪ 'Cause there's
no one but we two ♪
1640
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:15,956
♪ And I'm alone ♪
1641
01:47:17,091 --> 01:47:19,289
♪ But I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1642
01:47:19,891 --> 01:47:21,863
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1643
01:47:22,465 --> 01:47:24,294
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1644
01:47:26,463 --> 01:47:27,638
♪ With you ♪
1645
01:47:29,972 --> 01:47:32,586
♪ You look so strange
without the makeup ♪
1646
01:47:32,610 --> 01:47:33,941
♪ Upon your face ♪
1647
01:47:35,175 --> 01:47:36,854
♪ It'd be so different ♪
1648
01:47:36,878 --> 01:47:39,144
♪ Another time and
another place ♪
1649
01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:42,288
♪ Don't do nothing ♪
1650
01:47:42,312 --> 01:47:44,116
♪ That would make
you look a fool ♪
1651
01:47:47,418 --> 01:47:49,759
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1652
01:47:50,261 --> 01:47:52,256
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1653
01:47:52,758 --> 01:47:54,764
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1654
01:47:56,834 --> 01:47:57,834
♪ With you ♪
1655
01:48:00,266 --> 01:48:04,367
♪ And there are some times
where I don't know where I am ♪
1656
01:48:05,777 --> 01:48:08,622
♪ And there are some
things that I'll never ♪
1657
01:48:08,646 --> 01:48:10,681
♪ Never understand ♪
1658
01:48:12,509 --> 01:48:13,783
♪ Understand ♪
1659
01:48:14,951 --> 01:48:17,017
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1660
01:48:17,552 --> 01:48:23,552
♪ Well, I'm alone in
the city with you ♪
1661
01:48:25,489 --> 01:48:26,631
♪ With you ♪117833
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