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♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT ♪

♪ A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY FINDS A WAY TO SHINE ♪

♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪

♪ NOT A LOT, SO WHAT? ♪

♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS, AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪

♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

I TELL YOU, COACH,

I REALLY EARNED THIS ICE CREAM TODAY.

DID YOU SEE THE WAY I STOPPED ROBBIE

FROM STEALING THIRD BASE?

ARNOLD, THAT'S OK FOR A PRACTICE GAME,

BUT IN A REAL BALL GAME,

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BITE THE BASE RUNNER'S ANKLE.

YOU ARE IF HE PUTS HIS ANKLE IN YOUR MOUTH.

SO HOW ABOUT IT?

DO I GET TO PLAY SECOND BASE OR NOT?

COME ON, COACH. THERE ARE FOUR BASES.

I'M ONLY ASKING FOR ONE.

HEY, BILLY.

WILLIS.

ARNOLD, I TOLD YOU

I HAVEN'T PICKED THE STARTING LINEUP YET.

OUR FIRST GAME IS SATURDAY.

NOW, IF I'M GOING TO PLAY, I GOT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.

COME ON, YES OR NO.

OK.

NO.

LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY.

PLEASE LET ME PLAY.

PLEASE, WILLIS, PLEASE. PLEASE.

ARNOLD, WILL YOU GET UP? SOMEBODY MIGHT STEP ON YOU.

MAN, I'D MAKE A GREAT SHORTSTOP.

WHO ELSE IS SHORTER THAN ME?

I'LL THINK ABOUT IT, ARNOLD.

I GOT OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.

I'M IN THAT LETTERMAN'S CLUB.

WHAT'S THAT?

THE BIGGEST JOCKS IN SCHOOL.

MOST ARE JUNIORS AND SENIORS.

I'M GETTING INTO THEIR CLUB AS A FRESHMAN.

I'M GONNA BE A BMOC.

BMOC?

THE BIGGEST MOUTH ON CAMPUS?

BIG MAN ON CAMPUS, WISE GUY.

I KNOW.

THAT'S GREAT.

YOU NEVER TOLD US YOU GOT IN THAT CLUB.

OH, YEAH. I'M IN, ALL RIGHT.

EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE TECHNICALITY.

THEY HAVEN'T ASKED ME TO JOIN YET.

OH, IS THAT ALL?

THEY'LL BE VOTING ME IN AT THE PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT.

LET'S FACE IT. I'M THE HOTTEST NEW FRESHMAN AROUND.

IN JUNIOR HIGH, I SET ALL THOSE RECORDS...

IN TRACK, BASEBALL, BASKETBALL.

YEAH, AND YOU'RE TOO MODEST TO TALK ABOUT IT.

SO CAN I PLAY OR NOT?

ALL RIGHT.

I'LL LET YOU IN THE GAME.

GOOD!

WAIT.

ARE YOU LETTING ME PLAY BECAUSE I'M GOOD,

OR 'CAUSE I'M YOUR BROTHER?

'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.

HEY, ARNOLD.

HERE'S SOME OF THE GUYS FROM THE CLUB.

- HEY, GUYS! - HEY.

- JOIN ME. - BE RIGHT THERE.

DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE OPEN YOUR MOUTH.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME COACHING YOUR SANDLOT TEAM.

WHY NOT?

I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.

THEY'LL THINK I HANG OUT WITH A BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS.

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY OR ELSE.

UNDERSTAND?

I GOT IT.

THANKS FOR HELPING ME, SWEETIE.

YOU KNOW, ADELAIDE, IT WAS VERY NICE FOR YOU

TO MAKE A SPECIAL BASEBALL DINNER FOR ARNOLD.

WELL, HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT HIS FIRST GAME.

I JUST HOPE IT'S A VICTORY DINNER.

GEE, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE INTO BASEBALL.

WELL, I HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN.

YOU KNOW, I WAS RAISED ON A FARM,

AND WHEN I WAS A KID,

I THOUGHT A ONE-BAGGER WAS A COW.

MMM. SOMETHING SMELLS GOOD.

MAKES YOU APPRECIATE HAVING A BIG NOSE.

IT'S FRANKFURTERS.

I MADE 'EM JUST LIKE THEY DO AT THE BASEBALL PARK.

YOU MEAN COLD AND UNDERCOOKED?

DON'T FORGET THE SOGGY BUNS.

Kimberly: HI, ARNOLD.

Adelaide: HI, HONEY.

WELL, HOW'D THE GAME GO, SON?

23 TO NOTHIN'.

GUESS WHO GOT THE NOTHIN'.

WELL, AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T BRUISE YOUR NEW BATS.

AW, ARNOLD, THAT'S TOO BAD. AND YOUR FIRST GAME.

HONEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.

SO FAR, THIS SEASON, THAT'S THE ONLY GAME YOU'VE LOST.

I WOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT, EITHER.

WELL, WILLIS MUST BE TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED, TOO, HUH?

HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT.

YOUR COACH DOESN'T KNOW YOU LOST?

OUR COACH NEVER SHOWED UP.

WHAT?

THAT'S WHY WE DID SO BAD.

THERE WAS NOBODY IN CHARGE.

OUR PITCHER WALKED IN THE FIRST 11 RUNS.

WELL, WHY DIDN'T THEY REPLACE HIM?

BECAUSE HE'S THE BIGGEST GUY ON THE TEAM,

AND WE DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE THE GAME AND OUR TEETH.

I WONDER WHY WILLIS WASN'T THERE.

GEE, I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENED TO HIM.

WELL, IF IT DIDN'T, IT'S GOING TO.

EASY, ARNOLD, EASY.

I'M SURE HE HAD A VERY GOOD REASON.

OH, HERE YOU GUYS ARE.

WELL, SEE YA LATER.

WAIT A MINUTE. WILLIS...

WHERE WERE YOU THIS AFTERNOON?

I WAS OUT GETTIN' THIS JACKET.

A JACKET?

YEAH, YOU KNOW...

2 SLEEVES, POCKETS, BUTTONS DOWN THE FRONT.

I'D LIKE TO BUTTON DOWN YOUR FRONT.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? DID I MISS SOMETHING?

WELL, FOR OPENERS, WHAT ABOUT ARNOLD'S BASEBALL GAME?

OH, NO, YOUR GAME.

HEY, ARNOLD, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT.

WELL, HOW'D WE DO?

WE LOST BY 23 RUNS.

I THINK IT WAS MORE, BUT THE SCOREKEEPER RAN OUT OF CHALK.

WILLIS, HOW COULD YOU FORGET? YOU'RE THE COACH!

AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT GAME MEANT TO ARNOLD.

I DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE, DAD.

I JUST HAD OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.

WHAT MIND?

THAT WAS REALLY PRETTY THOUGHTLESS OF YOU, WILLIS.

OK. I SAID I'M SORRY.

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

WHY DON'T YOU TRY HANG-GLIDING WITHOUT A GLIDER?

LOOK, I WAS GETTING READY

FOR THE LETTERMEN'S CLUB PARTY.

I MEAN, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

THAT'S WHY I WAS OUT BUYING THIS JACKET.

THEY'VE VOTING ME IN TONIGHT.

NOW, DAD, I'VE GOTTA LOOK GOOD.

BY THE WAY, WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY TO BUY THE JACKET?

OH, IT DIDN'T COST ME ANYTHING.

I CHARGED IT TO YOU.

I SEE. YOU BUY NOW, I PAY LATER.

OH, GEE! HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU TO THINK OF DADDY, WILLIS.

HE'S JUST PAYING DAD BACK. DAD ADOPTED HIM,

AND HE ADOPTED DAD'S CHARGE ACCOUNT.

WILLIS, I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT.

OH, BUT YOU WOULD'VE SAID YES IF I ASKED YOU FIRST ANYWAY.

WELL, I GOTTA GET CHANGED.

WELL, DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. ADELAIDE MADE A SPECIAL DINNER.

OH, LISTEN, I WON'T BE EATING HOME TONIGHT.

SOME OF THE SENIORS FROM THE LETTERMEN'S CLUB

ARE GONNA CATCH A BURGER BEFORE THE PARTY,

SO I THOUGHT I'D JOIN 'EM.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MIGHT'VE LET US KNOW. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL AND TELL US?

DAD, THERE YOU GO AGAIN, TREATING ME LIKE I'M A KID.

WILLIS, THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

DAD CALLS WHEN HE'S NOT COMING HOME FOR DINNER,

AND HE'S NOT A KID.

DAD HASN'T BEEN A KID FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

LOOK, DAD, I'M NOT GONNA CHECK IN EVERY TIME I MAKE A MOVE.

I'M NOT ON PAROLE.

LOOK AT HIM. HE THINKS HE'S A BIG SHOT

'CAUSE HE'S IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW.

I'M AFRAID WILLIS IS HAVING GROWING PAINS.

YEAH, AND HE'S GROWING INTO A BIGGER PAIN EVERY DAY.

HEY, ARNOLD, GIVE ME A HAND. WHY SHOULD I?

BECAUSE THEY'RE YOUR TOYS, AND I'M GETTING RID OF THEM.

GETTING RID OF 'EM?! WHY?!

ARNOLD, YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM HERE.

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING OF INVITING SOME OF THE GUYS OVER

AFTER THE LETTERMEN'S CLUB MEETING.

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, SIT ON THE SHELVES?

ARNOLD, WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM?

NOW, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

IS THIS ONE OF THOSE TRICK QUESTIONS?

LOOK, THIS IS A LITTLE KID'S ROOM.

MAN, IT'S EMBARRASSING WITH ALL YOUR BABY STUFF AROUND.

BABY STUFF?! THIS AIN'T BABY STUFF!

GET YOUR HANDS OFF FUZZY-WUZZY MOO-MOO!

NOW, THESE ARE MY TOYS. DON'T I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT 'EM?

SURE. YOU CAN SAY WHICH PART OF THE BASEMENT I PUT THEM IN.

WELL, IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU FEEL,

THEN I'M GOING, TOO.

ME AND FUZZY-WUZZY KNOW WHEN WE'RE NOT WANTED.

DON'T WE, FUZZY?

ARNOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WILLIS IS KICKING ME OUT! I'M BEING REPOSSESSED.

HEY, WILLIS, WHAT'S GOING ON?

DAD, I NEED MY OWN SPACE.

ARNOLD'S STUFF IS EVERYWHERE.

MY STUFF?!

DAD, YOU SHOULD SEE OUR CLOSET.

HE'S GOT MORE CLOTHES THAN THE JACKSON 5.

WELL, I NEED A LOT OF CLOTHES. I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL NOW.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING, CALVIN KLEIN HIGH?

LOOK, WILLIS, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

I KNOW YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE A ROOM OF YOUR OWN,

BUT WE JUST DON'T HAVE THE SPACE.

YOU MAY BE GROWING BIGGER, BUT THE APARTMENT ISN'T,

AND WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO MOVE.

WELL, WHY CAN'T I TAKE ADELAIDE'S ROOM?

SHE CAN MOVE UP HERE WITH ARNOLD.

NO WAY! SHE'D SEE ME IN MY UNDERWEAR.

OR WORSE, I'D SEE HER IN HERS!

DAD, TAKE A LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM.

THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A ROOM A TEENAGER LIVES IN.

WELL, THROW SOME OF YOUR CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR

AND SPREAD A LITTLE FOOD AROUND.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, HE'LL BE ASKING ME TO MOVE MY GOLDFISH.

NOW WHY WOULD HE WANT TO DO THAT?

BECAUSE ABRAHAM'S ONLY A YEAR OLD.

HE'S A KID FISH.

ARNOLD, THAT'S DUMB.

ADMIT IT. YOU NEVER LIKED ABRAHAM.

AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. HE NEVER LIKED YOU!

ARNOLD, HOW CAN YOU TELL WHETHER A FISH LIKES SOMEONE OR NOT?

I CAN TELL. EVERY TIME YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM, HE BLOWS 3 BUBBLES.

THAT'S THE WAY A FISH SAYS, "PHHHT!"

NOW, WILLIS, YOU'RE GOING TO STAY IN THIS ROOM.

NOBODY'S GONNA MOVE ANYWHERE,

AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE

A LITTLE MORE TOLERANT OF YOUR BROTHER.

AND YOU BETTER SHOW UP

WHEN YOU HAVE TO COACH US FROM NOW ON.

OH, THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM ANYMORE.

AH, GOOD.

AS OF RIGHT NOW, I'M NOT YOUR COACH ANYMORE.

I QUIT!

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS?

WHEN YOU AGREED TO COACH THAT TEAM,

YOU MADE A COMMITMENT.

YEAH, WELL, NOW I'M UNMAKING IT.

YOU KNOW, DAD, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING HIS BABY-SITTER.

SOMETIMES I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE A BROTHER.

ARNOLD, HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT, REALLY.

YES, HE DID.

OH, COME ON, ARNOLD.

IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

YES, IT IS.

THE GUYS ON THE TEAM ARE GONNA KILL ME,

MY BROTHER HATES ME,

AND I'VE LOST THE WILL TO LIVE.

OTHER THAN THAT, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

LOOK, WILLIS IS JUST GOING THROUGH A PHASE

THAT TEENAGERS GO THROUGH.

WHY CAN'T HE BE LIKE EVERY OTHER TEENAGER

AND JUST GET PIMPLES?

HEY, I KNOW WHAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GREAT.

WHY DON'T WE GO AND SEE A GOOD HORROR MOVIE TONIGHT?

YOU KNOW THAT NEW ONE,

ABOUT AN ALIEN THAT COMES FROM ANOTHER GALAXY

AND BUYS A SHOPPING MALL.

I SAW THAT TWICE.

WELL, MAYBE WE COULD FIND

A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED COWBOY PICTURE.

YOU KNOW, WHERE THE GOOD GUY WEARS A WHITE HAT,

THE BAD GUY WEARS A BLACK HAT,

AND AT THE END, THE HERO KISSES HIS HORSE.

AND THEN GOES TO WASHINGTON AND BECOMES PRESIDENT.

THANKS, BUT I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR A MOVIE.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? SIT HERE AND SULK ALL NIGHT?

NO. JUST TILL I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP.

BOY, THE CLUB'S REALLY GONNA BE FAT THIS YEAR.

RIGHT. WE GOT A LOT OF GOOD GUYS TO CHOOSE FROM.

HEY, BROTHERS, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HEY, I HEARD YOU GUYS SAY YOU WERE GONNA

COME DOWN HERE AND EAT BEFORE THE PARTY,

SO I THOUGHT I'D JOIN YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

HEY, SAY, IS THIS ALL YOU FELLAS ARE EATING?

WELL, ORDER SOMETHING ELSE. IT'S ON ME.

HEY, MAN, MY OLD MAN'S LOADED.

CHECK OUT THESE NEW THREADS HE BOUGHT ME FOR THE PARTY TONIGHT.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA WEAR?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

I MEAN AREN'T YOU GONNA GET DRESSED UP?

WE ARE DRESSED UP.

OH.

WELL, I JUST MEANT AREN'T YOU GONNA

PUT ON SOMETHING A LITTLE NICER.

LIKE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING?

RIGHT.

LOOK, WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT WHICH GUYS

TO VOTE INTO THE CLUB, SO IF YOU DON'T MIND...

OH, I DON'T MIND.

AM I THE ONLY 4 LETTERMAN COMING IN FROM JUNIOR HIGH?

HEY, HEAR THAT? HE'S A 4 LETTERMAN.

YEAH, AND THE LETTERS ARE J-E-R-K.

DON'T SAY THAT.

WE'VE GOT A REAL CELEBRITY HERE.

MAYBE HE'LL INVITE US OVER SOMETIME TO SEE HIS TROPHIES.

I GUESS I HAVE BEEN TALKING A LOT ABOUT MYSELF.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?

HEY, YOU LIKE MY NEW JACKET?

IT'S NICE. IT'S NOT AS LOUD AS YOU ARE.

COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

HEY, FELLAS, YOU GUYS ARE NOT MAD AT ME OR ANYTHING, ARE YOU?

WE HAVE A PARTY TO GO TO.

OH, SO DO I. WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME CLUB.

JACKSON, DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF A GUY GETS 2 NO VOTES?

OH, YEAH. HE CAN'T GET INTO THE LETTERMEN'S CLUB,

BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO ME, RIGHT?

RIGHT. YOU'RE GETTING 3 NO VOTES.

3?

1, 2, 3.

HA HA HA! HA HA HA. YOU'RE KIDDING.

JACKSON, YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE TOO BIG

FOR OUR LITTLE CLUB.

YOU BETTER MAKE OTHER PLANS FOR TONIGHT.

GO TO A MOVIE WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE.

GO ALONE.

OH, COME ON, GUYS. GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

I KNOW I MAY HAVE SOUNDED KIND OF CONCEITED,

BUT I'M REALLY NOT LIKE THAT.

I'M REALLY A GREAT GUY!

HERE'S YOUR CHECK.

GIVE IT TO HIM. HE'S REALLY A GREAT GUY.

I HOPE YOU'RE A BIG TIPPER.

HEY, WAITER, BRING ME ANOTHER ONE,

AND MAKE IT A DOUBLE.

DON'T YOU THINK 4 IS ENOUGH, KID?

AH, COME ON. ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD.

OK, BUT ALL THAT SUGAR'S GONNA ROT YOUR TEETH.

OH, WHO NEEDS TEETH?

I'M NEVER GONNA SMILE AGAIN.

OH, COME ON. SNAP OUT OF IT.

SO WHAT IF SOME GUYS DON'T WANT YOU IN THEIR CLUB?

THERE'S WORSE THINGS THAN THAT.

LIKE WHAT?

LIKE BEING A WAITER.

I'M NEVER GONNA GET IN THAT LETTERMAN'S CLUB NOW.

BOY, I REALLY BLEW IT.

AH, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.

IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY WITH A BIG MOUTH.

THANKS.

UH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF?

I CAN'T GO HOME YET.

MY FAMILY THINKS I'M AT THE LETTERMAN'S PARTY

GETTING VOTED IN.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I JUST GOT TO GO TO THE REST ROOM.

I'M NOT SURPRISED.

NOW AREN'T YOU GLAD WE TALKED YOU INTO GOING, ARNOLD?

WASN'T THAT A GOOD MOVIE?

YEAH, I GUESS SO.

OH, COME ON, CHEER UP. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER'LL BE BEST FRIENDS AGAIN,

AND HE'LL BE BACK COACHING THE TEAM.

YEAH, BY THAT TIME, I'LL BE SO OLD

I'LL HAVE TO USE MY CANE FOR A BAT.

HI, FOLKS. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?

WELL, I'D LIKE A KING-SIZE BANANA SPLIT,

BUT I'M WATCHING MY FIGURE,

SO I'LL JUST HAVE A SCOOP OF VANILLA, PLEASE.

SAME FOR ME. ARNOLD, HOW ABOUT YOU?

I'M REALLY NOT VERY HUNGRY,

SO GIVE ME A SCOOP OF VANILLA

SURROUNDED BY 2 OTHER SCOOPS

AND DROWN IT IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND WHIPPED CREAM,

AND IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A BANANA

JUST SPLIT IT AND SLAM-DUNK IT IN THE MIDDLE.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR DESSERT?

OK, GOT IT. THANK YOU.

HEY, WASN'T THAT A GREAT MOVIE, ARNOLD?

THAT WAS REALLY A GOOD COMEDY,

ONE OF THE FUNNIEST I'VE EVER SEEN.

THAT WASN'T A COMEDY.

OH. THEN, IT WAS A LOUSY PICTURE.

WELL, IT WAS A FUNNY CARTOON.

YEAH.

NO, IT WASN'T.

NOW, ARNOLD, DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LAUGH

WHEN THE WOODPECKER CARVED HIS INITIALS

ON THE BABOON'S BEHIND?

NOW, THAT WAS HIGH COMEDY.

I MAY HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ON THE OUTSIDE,

BUT ON THE INSIDE, MY LITTLE HEART WAS BREAKING.

OH, ARNOLD. COME ON NOW. STOP THAT.

YOU KNOW IN NO TIME AT ALL,

YOU AND WILLIS ARE GONNA BE FRIENDS AGAIN.

NO, WE WON'T.

IT'S A TERRIBLE THING WHEN YOUR BROTHER HATES YOU.

I'M NEVER GONNA SAY WILLIS' NAME AGAIN.

HEY, LOOK. THERE HE IS.

WHO?

WHAT'S HIS NAME.

I THOUGHT WILLIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AT THAT PARTY.

WHY DON'T WE GO SAY HI?

WAIT A MINUTE. UH...

MAYBE WE'D BETTER NOT.

WAITER? YES, SIR?

COULD YOU TELL US HOW LONG THAT YOUNG FELLOW OVER THERE

HAS BEEN HERE?

A COUPLE OF HOURS.

HE'S ALREADY HAD 4 MALTS,

AND HE JUST ORDERED ANOTHER ONE.

WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

OH, HE DIDN'T SEEM TO MAKE IT INTO SOME CLUB,

AND HE'S TOO ASHAMED TO GO HOME,

SO HE'S BEEN SITTING HERE DROWNING HIS SORROWS IN MALTS.

OH. WELL, THANKS.

AW, POOR WILLIS.

HOW COULD THEY TURN DOWN A GUY

AS GREAT AS WILLIS THINKS HE IS?

WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, DAD?

WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HIM, DO WE?

I THINK MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST GET OUT OF HERE

BEFORE HE SEES US.

YOU MEAN BEFORE WE...

EAT?

YOUR ORDER WILL BE RIGHT UP.

LISTEN, I'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID

WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO CANCEL THAT ORDER.

HERE, THANKS VERY MUCH FOR YOUR TROUBLE.

THANK YOU!

I HOPE I GET THE CHANCE NOT TO SERVE YOU AGAIN.

OK, TROOPS, LET'S MOVE IT OUT.

COAST IS CLEAR.

OK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

POOR WILLIS, I KNOW JUST HOW HE FEELS.

I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GIRL.

BOY, WHAT A MEMORY.

I REMEMBER HOW DISAPPOINTED I WAS WHEN I GOT TURNED DOWN

BY A GROUP I WAS TRYING SO HARD TO GET INTO,

THE Y.M.C.A.

ADELAIDE, THAT'S JUST FOR MEN.

I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I KEPT TRYING.

WELL, IF THERE'S NOTHING MORE,

I GUESS I'LL GO TO BED.

JUST LEAVE THE DISHES. I'LL DO 'EM IN MY DREAMS.

GOOD NIGHT, ADELAIDE.

GOOD NIGHT!

NOW, LISTEN, YOU TWO.

WHEN WILLIS DOES COME HOME, LET'S NOT LET ON

THAT WE SAW HIM AT ALL, OK?

Philip: OK?

GEE, I WONDER WHY HE DIDN'T GET INTO THAT CLUB?

THEY PROBABLY COULDN'T GET HIS HEAD

THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR.

HEY, I THINK I JUST HEARD HIM COME IN.

WILLIS?!

Willis: YEAH, DAD.

WE'RE IN HERE!

OH, HI, EVERYBODY.

Arnold: HEY, WILLIS.

MAN, WHAT A NIGHT.

THOSE GUYS REALLY KNOW HOW TO THROW A PARTY.

OH, SUPER. GREAT.

IT WAS A NIGHT I'LL NEVER FORGET.

I'LL BET.

I'M HOME A LITTLE EARLY BECAUSE OF THE BOMB SCARE.

BOMB SCARE?

YEAH, A COUPLE OF THE GUYS GOT BOMBED,

AND SOMEBODY GOT SCARED AND CALLED THE COPS.

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU HAD A GOOD TIME, SON.

JOIN US.

NO, THANKS, DAD.

I'M TOO TIRED FROM HAVING SO MUCH FUN.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, WILLIS. NIGHT, WILLIS.

HEY, ARNOLD...

MM-HMM?

IF YOU WANT ME TO STILL COACH YOUR BASEBALL TEAM,

I'LL BE GLAD TO.

WE SURE DO.

WE'LL TELL BILLY MARTIN TO FORGET IT.

WELL, GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS.

GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, WILLIS.

THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE TO TELL YOU.

I DIDN'T GO TO THAT PARTY TONIGHT,

AND I DIDN'T GET IN THAT CLUB, EITHER.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS HAVE NOTICED,

BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A BIG SHOT.

OH, NO! I DIDN'T NOTICE.

I DID.

THEY TURNED ME DOWN BECAUSE I WAS SHOOTING OFF MY MOUTH

LIKE A TOTAL FOOL.

YOU KNOW, I SAT IN HAMBURGER HEAVEN ALL NIGHT.

I MUST HAVE HAD 3 OR 4 MALTS.

5.

YEAH, 5. AND I...

HEY, ARNOLD, HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS 5?

UM... I CAN SEE THE FUTURE.

I'M ONE OF THOSE SEER SUCKERS.

WERE YOU GUYS AT HAMBURGER HEAVEN TONIGHT?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, WILLIS, WE WERE.

WE STOPPED IN AFTER THE MOVIE.

BUT HOW COME I DIDN'T SEE YOU?

WELL, WE WERE WEARING MENUS.

WE TALKED TO THE WAITER,

AND HE TOLD US WHAT HAPPENED.

WE DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU, SO WE SNUCK OUT.

YOU GUYS DID THAT FOR ME?

AND I SAT THERE ALL NIGHT

THINKING YOU GUYS WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND,

THINKING YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME

FOR THE WAY I ACTED.

LISTEN, SON,

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY, YOU FORGIVE A LOT OF THINGS.

RIGHT, ARNOLD? RIGHT.

BUT DON'T PRESS YOUR LUCK.

LISTEN, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY

I TREATED ALL YOU GUYS.

AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS JACKET, DAD.

I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK

AND CHARGE A CHEAPER ONE TO YOU.

HA!

HEY, ARNOLD, WHY DON'T WE GO TO OUR ROOM,

AND I'LL HELP YOU PUT THE TOYS BACK ON OUR SHELF?

SORRY, WILLIS. I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.

WHY NOT?

'CAUSE I ALREADY DID IT MYSELF.

♪ NOW, THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHIN' BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪