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♪ NOW THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG CAME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHING BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ EVERYBODY'S GOT A SPECIAL KIND OF STORY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY FINDS A WAY TO SHINE ♪

♪ IT DON'T MATTER THAT YOU GOT ♪

♪ NOT A LOT ♪

♪ SO WHAT? ♪

♪ THEY'LL HAVE THEIRS AND YOU'LL HAVE YOURS ♪

♪ AND I'LL HAVE MINE ♪

♪ AND TOGETHER WE'LL BE FINE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

POW! POW! POW!

ANOTHER SOLAROID JUPITRO BITES THE ATMOSPHERE.

ARNOLD, YOU'RE THE TERROR OF OUTER SPACE.

Willis: MY TURN.

UH-OH, HERE'S COMES THE FAT, WOBBLY ONE!

I MAY BE FAT, BUT I'M NOT WOBBLY.

I'M GOING TO THE MARKET, MR. DRUMMOND.

OK, ADELAIDE.

THANKS FOR HELPING ME BALANCE MY CHECKBOOK, PHILIP.

IT'S ALWAYS SUCH A HASSLE TO ME.

YOU'RE WELCOME, SOPHIA. NOW, JUST REMEMBER,

WHEN YOU WRITE A CHECK, YOU SUBTRACT, YOU DON'T ADD.

TOO BAD.

MY WAY, I ALWAYS END UP WITH MORE.

MY WAY KEEPS YOU OUT OF JAIL.

HEY, GANG, YOUR AUNT SOPHIA AND I

ARE GOING FOR A BRISK WALK ACROSS THE PARK. HOW 'BOUT JOINING US?

WE WERE GONNA HAVE A BARBECUE ON THE TERRACE.

AW, COME ON. EXERCISE WILL DO YOU GOOD. GET THE OL' HEART PUMPING.

YES. LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TOGETHERNESS.

IT'LL BE FUN AND SAFE, TOO.

IT'S SUNDAY. ALL THE MUGGERS WILL BE IN CHURCH.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, GANG?

I VOTE FOR THE BARBECUE.

YOU GET YOUR HEART PUMPING, I'LL GET MY MOUTH PUMPING.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

ON THE WAY BACK, WE'LL STOP AND GET A SUPER DELUXE PIZZA.

WITH MUSHROOMS, PEPPERONI, OLIVES, CHEESE, THE WORKS.

HOW'S THAT FOR TOGETHERNESS?

THAT'S MY KIND OF TOGETHERNESS.

ME WRAPPED AROUND A PIZZA.

WELL, DAD, I'LL GO GET INTO MY HAT AND COAT.

ME, TOO.

YOU'RE GONNA LOOK FUNNY IN HER HAT AND COAT.

HELLO.

YES, THIS IS HE.

UH, THIS IS CHIEF WEST OF THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.

I DON'T WANT TO ALARM YOU, MR. DRUMMOND,

BUT WE'VE GOT A SITUATION DOWN HERE.

THERE'S A SMALL FIRE IN THE SOUTH WING.

BUT IT'S NOT ON THE PARK AVENUE SIDE WHERE YOU ARE.

A FIRE!

WHAT? DID YOU SAY...

YES, I DID.

THAT'S WHAT IT SOUNDED LIKE.

WHAT FLOOR IS THE FIRE ON, CHIEF?

WOW! THAT'S ONLY 9 FLOORS BELOW US.

OH, DEAR.

I GUESS WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, HADN'T WE?

STAY WHERE WE ARE?

WHY?

OH. OH, I SEE.

OH, DEAR!

WELL, LOOK, WHAT ABOUT OUR NEIGHBORS?

THERE'S ANOTHER PENTHOUSE ON THIS FLOOR, YOU KNOW.

WELL, WE STOPPED THEM ON THE WAY UP.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONES UP THERE NOW,

AND JUST STAY CALM.

NOW, WE'LL HAVE THE FIRE OUT IN NO TIME.

AND WE'LL KEEP YOU ADVISED.

OH, PLEASE DO.

THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.

OH, DEAR!

AND A LADY.

THANKS, CHIEF.

OH, DEAR!

DO YOU HAVE TO KEEP SAYING, "OH, DEAR"?

YES, I'M TOO MUCH OF A LADY TO USE ANOTHER 4-LETTER WORD.

NOW, SOPHIA, TRY TO CALM DOWN.

YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

DID THE FIRE CHIEF SAY THAT?

OH, IS THE FIRE SPREADING?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

ARE WE TRAPPED? CAN THEY RESCUE US?

OH, PHILIP, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.

SLAP MY FACE.

LOOK, IT'S JUST A SMALL FIRE.

THE CHIEF SAID THEY'LL HAVE IT OUT IN NO TIME.

THAT'S WHAT PAUL NEWMAN SAID IN THE TOWERING INFERNO,

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM.

I SAW THAT MOVIE. HE ONLY BURNED A HOLE IN HIS PANTS.

NOW, THEY WANT EVERYBODY ABOVE THE 21st FLOOR

TO STAY RIGHT WHERE THEY ARE.

THE CHIEF SAYS THAT'S THE SAFEST PLACE FOR US TO BE.

HE FORGOT ABOUT BERMUDA.

NOW WE BETTER NOT TELL THE KIDS ABOUT THIS.

NO USE IN GETTING THEM UPSET, OK?

OH, DEAR.

NOW, DON'T START THAT AGAIN.

READY, DAD.

WHERE'S ARNOLD?

HERE HE IS. NANOOK OF THE NORTH.

LET'S MOVE IT OUT OF HERE.

MUSH! MUSH!

ARNOLD, WHY ARE YOU WEARING ALL THESE CLOTHES?

BECAUSE THE WEATHERMAN SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A NICE DAY.

AND THERE'S 2 THINGS I DON'T TRUST...

WEATHERMEN AND ZIPPERS.

HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, GUYS?

I THINK YOU KIDS WERE RIGHT.

LET'S STAY HOME.

SAY WHAT?

I'M REALLY HUNGRY.

AND THAT BARBECUE SOUNDS GREAT TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU SAY, KIDS? ARNOLD, I'LL GIVE YOU A RAIN CHECK ON THE PIZZA.

OK. SOMEBODY HELP ME UNPEEL.

I'LL SET UP THE GRILL.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE CHARCOAL.

I'LL GET THE HAMBURGER PATTIES.

OH, NO, YOU WON'T GET THE HAMBURGER PATTIES.

ARNOLD, YOU CANNOT BE TRUSTED WITH THE HAMBURGER PATTIES.

SURE I CAN. I NEVER EAT MORE THAN 2 WHEN THEY'RE RAW.

PHILIP?

MM-HMM.

IS IT WISE TO BE HAVING A BARBECUE NOW?

OH, SURE. THE SMELL OF BURNT HAMBURGERS WILL COVER THE SMELL OF THE FIRE.

PHILIP, YOU ARE SO SMART.

YES, I AM.

NOW, LET'S NOT LET ON TO THE KIDS,

AND THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

OHH...

HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

GREAT, DAD. GET READY TO EAT

THE GREATEST HAMBURGER OF YOUR LIFE.

HMM. HOPE IT DOESN'T GIVE US

THE GREATEST HEARTBURN OF OUR LIFE.

WELL, I SEE WE HAVE ANOTHER CHEF IN THE FAMILY.

AT YOUR SERVICE, MESDAMES AND MONSIEURS.

STEP ASIDE, BUS BOY.

LET THE MAIN MAN DO HIS THING.

THE MAIN MAN IS DOING HIS THING.

AW, COME ON, WILLIS.

THERE'S A SPECIAL WAY YOU GOT TO MAKE THEM.

SEE, I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE GUY AT HAMBURGER HEAVEN.

IF YOU DON'T FLIP THEM RIGHT, THEY DON'T TASTE RIGHT.

LET ME SHOW YOU, PLEASE, WILLIS?

OK, FLIP AWAY.

YOU KNOW, COME TO THINK OF IT,

YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD SHORT ORDER COOK.

ALL RIGHT.

STAND BACK AND OBSERVE CLOSELY.

FIRST YOU SLIDE THE FLIPPER UNDER THE PATTY LIKE THIS.

AND THEN IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST.

NOW IT'S ALL IN THE STREET.

GEE, I HOPE IT DIDN'T HIT ANYBODY.

THEY'LL THINK IT'S HAILING MEAT.

I WONDER WHERE IT LANDED.

I THINK ON THAT FIRE TRUCK.

FIRE TRUCK?

THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM DOWN THERE.

WELL, I WONDER WHERE THE FIRE IS.

JUST BECAUSE THERE ARE FIRE TRUCKS DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S A FIRE.

THEN WHY ARE THEY THERE?

WELL, IT COULD BE A FALSE ALARM.

MM-HMM. OR MAYBE THE FIREHOUSE IS BEING PAINTED.

HOW ABOUT A CAT UP A TREE?

LOOK, IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING, GANG.

LET'S GET THE FOOD GOING.

I THINK I SMELL SMOKE.

SMOKE? OH, OF COURSE. IT'S FROM THE CHARCOAL.

WE HAVEN'T LIT IT YET.

WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?

CHARCOAL THAT SMELLS LIKE SMOKE BEFORE IT'S LIT.

HEY, YOU GUYS, WHY DON'T WE GO DOWN THERE

AND FIND OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING?

OK.

WE CAN LOOK FOR THE HAMBURGER.

WE CAN STILL EAT IT.

THEY SWEPT THE STREETS THIS MORNING.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

HOLD IT! HOLD IT, TROOPS.

I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.

YES, THAT'S A WONDERFUL IDEA, PHILIP.

DADDY HASN'T SAID IT YET.

I KNOW, BUT ALL YOUR FATHER'S IDEAS ARE WONDERFUL.

LOOK, I'M STARVED.

YOU GUYS GET THE BARBECUE GOING.

I'LL GO IN AND PHONE DOWNSTAIRS TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON, OK?

OK. ALL RIGHT.

OK. OK.

LISTEN, SOPHIA, I SMELL SMOKE, TOO.

SO DO I. OH, WHAT'S HAPPENING, PHILIP?

I THOUGHT THAT FIRE CHIEF PROMISED YOU THE FIRE WOULDN'T COME UP THIS HIGH.

NOW, TELL HIM HE HAS NO RIGHT TO GO BACK ON HIS PROMISE.

HELLO.

COULD I SPEAK TO CHIEF WEST, PLEASE?

HELLO, CHIEF.

THIS IS PHILIP DRUMMOND IN THE PENTHOUSE.

YEAH. LOOK, WE SMELL SMOKE UP HERE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I SEE. I SEE. WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

OK, FINE.

THANK YOU, CHIEF.

WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA PANIC, ARE YOU?

THAT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU SAY HE SAID.

IT'S NOT GOOD. THE FIRE HAS SPREAD.

JUST A LITTLE, BUT IT HAS SPREAD.

NOW, I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU, SOPHIA.

I THINK THE SITUATION IS SERIOUS.

OH!

NOW, LOOK, GETTING HYSTERICAL WON'T HELP.

WELL, BEING CALM SURE AS HELL HASN'T DONE ANY GOOD.

NOW, THE CHIEF WANTS US TO TAKE CERTAIN PRECAUTIONS,

AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO TELL THE CHILDREN.

SO LET'S PLAY IT DOWN.

NOW, FOR THEIR SAKE... FOR THEIR SAKE...

TRY NOT TO LOOK WORRIED.

OH, DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?

NOW, I'M WORRIED ABOUT NOT LOOKING WORRIED,

AND THAT WORRIES ME.

KIDS, WILL YOU COME IN HERE, PLEASE?

YEAH, DAD. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Arnold and Willis: WHAT DO YOU WANT, DAD?

UH, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

CAN'T IT WAIT, DAD? I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LIGHT THE CHARCOAL.

WELL, NOW, IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT.

BUT IT'S REALLY NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

THAT'S RIGHT. THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

AND IF I LOOK PANICKED,

THAT IS ONLY MY NATURAL EXPRESSION UNDER STRESS.

WHY SHOULD YOU LOOK PANICKED?

NOW, KIDS, LISTEN.

THIS IS NOTHING TO GET ALARMED ABOUT.

BUT THERE'S KIND OF A SMALL FIRE IN THE BUILDING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DAD?

DADDY, HOW KIND OF AND HOW SMALL IS THAT FIRE?

WELL, IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING,

IT'S DOWN SEVERAL FLOORS,

AND I'M SURE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WILL HAVE IT OUT VERY SOON.

THAT MIGHT NOT BE SOON ENOUGH. LOOK!

HOLY SMOKE.

PHILIP, IS IT ALL RIGHT TO LOOK WORRIED NOW?

HEY, DAD, I CLOSED ALL THE VENTS IN THE KITCHEN.

GOOD.

WE GOT THE ONES UPSTAIRS.

GOOD. I CLOSED ALL THE VENTS IN HERE.

DAD, IF THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

WHY DID THE FIRE CHIEF SAY TO PUT WET RAGS AROUND ALL THE DOORS

AND CLOSE THE VENTS?

IT'S JUST A PRECAUTION, ARNOLD.

IT'S ALWAYS BEST TO TRY TO CIRCUMVENT ANY POSSIBLE EVENTUALITIES.

LIKE SMOKE COMING IN AND CHOKING US TO DEATH?

THAT'S ANOTHER WAY TO PUT IT.

DADDY, WHY DON'T WE JUST GET OUT OF HERE?

YEAH, DAD. WE'RE GONNA SUFFOCATE INSIDE.

NOW, WAIT. NO. LISTEN, GANG. TRUST ME.

NOW, THE CHIEF SAID THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DO IS TO STAY CALM.

IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. WHAT'S THE SECOND THING?

WE'RE MUCH BETTER OFF TO STAY IN HERE.

NOW, THAT CORRIDOR COULD BE FULL OF SMOKE.

AND YOU SHOULD NEVER GO IN AN ELEVATOR WHEN THERE'S FIRE IN THE BUILDING.

YOU'D GET TRAPPED IN THERE.

OH, WHAT A TERRIBLE WAY TO DIE,

LISTENING TO ELEVATOR MUSIC.

MAN, WE'VE HAD IT.

I CAN JUST SEE MY GRAVESTONE.

HERE LIES ARNOLD JACKSON.

HE WAS YOUNG, BUT WELL-DONE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE JUST GOING TO STAND AROUND HERE

AND DO NOTHING. WHAT ABOUT THE STAIRS?

YEAH. OR THE ROOF.

OH, WE DEFINITELY CAN'T USE THE STAIRS OR THE ROOF.

WHY NOT? WELL...

PHILIP, WHY CAN'T WE USE THE STAIRS OR THE ROOF?

WELL, BECAUSE THE STAIRWELLS MAKE A FUNNEL FOR THE SMOKE.

SMOKE KILLS MORE PEOPLE THAN FIRE DOES.

I KNEW ONE OF US WOULD HAVE THE ANSWER.

IF WE TRY TO GO UP ON THE ROOF AND THAT DOOR IS LOCKED,

WE ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.

WHAT SIZE TROUBLE ARE WE IN NOW?

DAD, ARE WE JUST GOING TO STAND AROUND HERE

UNTIL OUR TOENAILS START TO MELT?

NO, WILLIS. THAT'S WHY WE'VE BEEN STUFFING

ALL THESE WET RAGS UNDER THE DOORS.

SO LET'S COLLECT ALL THE RAGS THAT WE CAN...

OLD TOWELS, SHEETS, ANYTHING YOU CAN FIND.

JUST IN CASE,

I THINK I'LL SEW MY RAGS INTO A PARACHUTE.

PHILIP, I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE IT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK I'M NOT DEPENDABLE,

BUT IN AN EMERGENCY THEY'RE RIGHT.

JUST TAKE IT EASY.

COME ON, JUST RELAX NOW. COME AROUND HERE AND SIT DOWN.

RELAX.

WATCH SOME TELEVISION. THAT'LL RELAX YOU.

JUST DON'T LISTEN TO THE NEWS.

I'LL GET IT.

HELLO. OH. HELLO, CHIEF.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HELLO.

HELLO.

DAD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PHONE?

THE PHONE WENT DEAD.

THE TV STOPPED.

NOW THE ELECTRICITY'S DEAD.

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO BE NEXT.

WHEN WE SAID WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BARBECUE,

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE US.

IF YOU'D ALL JUST CLEAR OUT INTO THE STREET.

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL, NOT TO WORRY.

YOU WANT TO MOVE SOME OF THAT EQUIPMENT THROUGH HERE?

THAT'S IT, KEEP IT MOVING, KEEP IT MOVING.

OH, MY GOODNESS. WHERE'S THE FIRE?

ON THE 21st FLOOR, LADY,

AND WOULD YOU PLEASE STAY OUT OF OUR WAY?

I LIVE HERE. I WORK FOR THE DRUMMONDS.

WHERE ARE THEY? THE DRUMMONDS?

WELL, THEY'RE UP IN THEIR APARTMENT.

IF YOU'LL PLEASE JUST STAND ASIDE, LADY.

CAN I SEND THEM A MESSAGE?

NOT NOW. PLEASE, LADY, YOU'RE IN OUR WAY.

WELL, I HAVE TO SEE THE DRUMMONDS

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WORK FOR THE DRUMMONDS AND I DON'T...

ARE YOU FEELING BETTER, SOPHIA?

OH, A LITTLE.

OH, PHILIP, I DON'T WANT TO DIE,

ESPECIALLY NOW THAT I HAVE MY CHECKBOOK STRAIGHTENED OUT.

I'D LIKE TO HANG AROUND, TOO.

I WANT TO FIND OUT IF THE TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY WORKS.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE DON'T HAVE THE PRIVILEGE

OF SELECTING OUR OWN TIME.

PHILIP, DO YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION?

WELL, I DIDN'T, BUT IT'S BEGINNING TO SOUND VERY ATTRACTIVE.

I'VE NEVER TOLD THIS TO ANYONE.

YOU KNOW THAT PEACH TREE IN OUR OLD BACK YARD?

YES.

I THINK IT'S UNCLE HUBERT.

UNCLE HUBERT CAME BACK AS A PEACH TREE?

WELL, THERE'S A REMARKABLE RESEMBLANCE.

THE TREE IS OLD AND GNARLED,

AND THE PEACHES HAVE FUZZ JUST LIKE HE DID ON HIS HEAD.

COME TO THINK OF IT, HIS WIFE CELIA

COULD BE THE LEMON TREE.

PHILIP, IF YOU HAD YOUR CHOICE,

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME BACK AS?

OH, I DON'T KNOW.

A LION OR AN EAGLE,

ANYTHING BUT A LITTLE KID.

WHY NOT A LITTLE KID?

I'D HATE TO GO THROUGH TOILET TRAINING AGAIN.

PHILIP!

YOU REALLY DID INHERIT FATHER'S SENSE OF HUMOR.

YOU THINK SO?

YES.

TOO BAD MOTHER WAS THE FUNNY ONE.

OH, PHILIP.

YOU ARE SUCH A DEAR MAN.

AND YOU ARE A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING, SOPHIA.

WEIRD, BUT WONDERFUL.

HERE'S SOME MORE TOWELS, KIMBERLY.

THANKS.

AND SOME WASH CLOTHS.

THANK YOU.

MAN...

JUST THINK, I MAY NEVER HEAR DAD SAY AGAIN,

"WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS, ARNOLD,"

'CAUSE I WON'T BE HERE AND NEITHER WILL MY EARS.

OH, ARNOLD, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.

LET'S FACE IT, KIMBERLY, WE'RE DONE FOR.

FINITO. FINISHED.

THE DEEP SIX. THE LAST ROUND-UP.

THE BIG MOVE TO BONE CITY.

ARNOLD'S RIGHT.

WE SHOULD HAVE GONE SHOPPING WITH ADELAIDE.

RIGHT NOW, WE COULD BE BUYING SHAKE-N-BAKE

INSTEAD OF BEING IT.

GUYS, IF I DON'T MAKE IT,

I WANT YOU EACH TO HAVE SOMETHING OF MINE

TO REMEMBER ME BY.

WILLIS, I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY GOLD NECKLACE.

OH, GEE, THANKS KIMBERLY.

ARNOLD, FOR YOU MY CLASS RING.

IT'S NOT AS VALUABLE AS THE NECKLACE,

BUT IT REALLY DOES MEAN A LOT TO ME.

I'LL KEEP IT FOREVER.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO SWAP IT FOR THE NECKLACE, WILLIS?

KIMBERLY, I WANT TO GIVE SOMETHING TO YOU, TOO,

THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

YOUR COMB?

MY GOLD KEY RING WITH MY INITIAL ON IT.

OH, WOW. THANKS, WILLIS.

THAT'S SWEET.

GIVE IT TO YOUR HUSBAND SOME DAY.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU MARRY A GUY

WHOSE NAME STARTS WITH A "W".

KIMBERLY, I WANT YOU TO HAVE SOMETHING OF MINE, TOO.

WOULD YOU LIKE MY PIGGY BANK?

SURE, ARNOLD. THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.

OF COURSE, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE IT.

GOOD. I'LL GIVE YOU THE PIGGY

AS SOON AS I GET THE MONEY OUT.

HEY, YOU GUYS, WE'D BETTER GET

THESE WASH CLOTHS AND STUFF TO DAD.

OK, COME ON.

HELLO, GOD?

IT'S ME AGAIN, THE KID IN PENTHOUSE "B."

I'VE GOT TO TALK FAST

BECAUSE THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH TIME LEFT.

I'VE ALWAYS LOOKED FORWARD TO SEEING YOU PERSONALLY,

BUT I DON'T WANT IT TO HAPPEN ANY SOONER THAN NECESSARY.

SO COULD YOU PLEASE PUT OUT THIS FIRE?

IF YOU DO, I PROMISE TO TAKE ALL MY FRIENDS TO SEE

THE NEXT MOVIE ABOUT YOU WITH GEORGE BURNS.

ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T MIND A SUGGESTION,

I THINK THEY'D SELL A LOT MORE TICKETS

IF YOU PLAYED THE PART YOURSELF.

WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT.

OVER AND I HOPE NOT OUT.

EXCUSE ME, CHIEF.

CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?

WELL, IT'S ALL RIGHT, LADY. THE FIRE'S OUT.

OK, HEART, START BEATING AGAIN.

LADY, YOU CAN'T GO UP THERE YET.

WHY NOT?

THE ELEVATOR'S STILL OFF LIMITS

AND THERE MIGHT BE SMOKE IN THE STAIRWELLS.

OH.

WELL, AT LEAST THE FOLKS KNOW THE FIRE'S OUT NOW.

I'M AFRAID THEY DON'T KNOW IT YET.

THE PHONES AREN'T WORKING.

UNFORTUNATELY, THEY MIGHT THINK

IT'S A LOT WORSE THAN IT IS

BECAUSE THE EXHAUST SYSTEM IS ALL FOULED UP.

COULD BE BLOWING SMOKE BACK THROUGH THEIR VENTS.

WELL, CAN'T YOU SEND SOMEBODY UP THERE TO TELL THEM?

I'M SORRY, LADY, I DON'T HAVE A MAN FOR YOU RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

I'LL LET THE DRUMMONDS KNOW AS SOON AS I CAN.

Radio dispatcher: ENGINE 9, SQUAD ONE,

2671 WEST SECOND, APARTMENT NUMBER ONE,

MEDICAL AID MEETING VICTIM...

ONLY 29 MORE TO GO.

PHILIP, THE SMOKE IS GETTING WORSE.

THE FIRE MUST BE COMING CLOSER.

HEY, LOOK, KIDS, SMOKE RISES.

SO JUST IN CASE THIS GETS ANY WORSE,

WHY DON'T WE ALL GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR?

THE AIR WILL BE A LITTLE BIT BETTER DOWN THERE. OK?

GOOD, WHILE WE'RE DOWN THERE,

WHY DON'T WE DO A LITTLE PRAYING?

OK, THERE WE GO.

DON'T YOU WORRY, ABRAHAM.

I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DIE.

IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE,

I'LL FLUSH YOU DOWN THE TOILET AND SET YOU FREE.

IF YOU WERE A LITTLE SMALLER,

WE COULD DO THE SAME FOR YOU.

PHILIP, I'VE BEEN THINKING.

GOOD. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE.

NO. SERIOUSLY.

IF WE'VE GOTTA GO, I WANT TO GO WITH A CLEAN CONSCIENCE.

REMEMBER THAT MODEL AIRPLANE THAT YOU GOT

FOR YOUR NINTH BIRTHDAY?

REMEMBER IT? I BUILT IT.

A LITTLE P-4O WAR HAWK.

SHARKS TEETH PAINTED ON THE NOSE.

I USED TO PRETEND I WAS THE PILOT...

UNTIL YOU ACCIDENTALLY BROKE IT.

PHILIP, IT WASN'T EXACTLY AN ACCIDENT.

I WAS JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU PAID SO MUCH ATTENTION

TO THAT ROTTEN LITTLE PLANE,

SO... I STEPPED ON IT.

SEVERAL TIMES.

CAN YOU FORGIVE ME?

OH, DON'T BE SILLY, SOPHIA.

OF COURSE I FORGIVE YOU.

THAT WAS YEARS AGO.

IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I LOVED THAT PLANE!

GOTTA GET UP THERE.

GOTTA TELL 'EM THE FIRE'S OUT.

I GOTTA CHANGE THIS GIRDLE.

IT'S KILLING ME.

IF I GOT TO GO,

THERE'S ONE THING I WISH I COULD HAVE DONE BEFORE I DIED.

WHAT WAS THAT, ARNOLD?

TELL THE GOOCH WHAT I REALLY THINK OF HIM.

ISNT THE GOOCH THAT BULLY AT SCHOOL

WHO USED TO BEAT YOU UP?

NO. HE'S A BULLY AT SCHOOL

WHO STILL BEATS HIM UP.

ARNOLD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M CALLING THE GOOCH.

HE'S REAL BRAVE ON A DEAD PHONE.

HELLO, GOOCH? THIS IS ARNOLD JACKSON.

I JUST GOT ONE THING TO TELL YOU.

YOU BETTER NOT MESS WITH ME

OR ANY OF MY FRIENDS EVER AGAIN!

YOU GOT THAT, BANANA BRAIN?

'CAUSE I YOU DO, I'M GONNA HAVE TO RELOCATE YOUR TEETH

TO ANOTHER NEIGHBORHOOD!

GUESS I TOLD HIM.

THE PHONE IS WORKING.

YOU REALLY WERE TALKING TO THE GOOCH.

YEAH, BUT THE LAUGH'S ON HIM.

I'LL BE DEAD BEFORE HE CAN KILL ME.

WE'RE SAVED.

IF WE'RE SAVED, I'M DEAD.

HELLO? OH, HELLO, CHIEF.

WHAT? HEY, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

THANKS, CHIEF. THE FIRE'S OUT!

ALL RIGHT! WE'RE SAVED! AWESOME!

OH, SEE? WHY WERE YOU ALL SO WORRIED?

THAT MUST BE THE FIREMEN.

I DIDN'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO LIFT MY KEY.

ADELAIDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

THE FIRE'S OVER. YOU'RE ALL SAFE.

WE KNOW THAT, ADELAIDE.

YOU KNOW?!

I CLIMBED 30 FLIGHTS TO TELL YOU, AND YOU KNOW?!

COULDN'T YOU HAVE LIED TO ME?

OOH... OH, DEAR.

OH, GIVE HER A CHAIR.

GIVE HER A DRINK.

GIVE HERE A RAISE!

ADELAIDE, WE REALLY DO APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN FOR US,

BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

THAT WAS A VERY DANGEROUS THING FOR YOU TO DO.

DADDY?

YOU WERE RIGHT... WE ALL MADE IT.

SOPHIA, ADELAIDE, KIDS,

I WANT TO TELL YOU HOW VERY PROUD I AM OF ALL OF YOU.

YOU DID WHAT YOU WERE TOLD, AND YOU DIDN'T PANIC.

SPEAKING OF PANIC!

HELLO, GOOCH?

THIS IS YOUR GOOD BUDDY ARNOLD

HEY, LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND

SOME LIAR'S BEEN GOING AROUND PHONING PEOPLE

SAYING HE'S ME.

YEAH. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU AND ME

TRY TO FIND OUT WHO THIS CLOWN IS?

I'LL HOLD HIM, AND THEN YOU CAN HAVE FUN

BEATING HIM UP.

♪ NOW THE WORLD DON'T MOVE ♪

♪ TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM ♪

♪ WHAT MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR YOU ♪

♪ MAY NOT BE RIGHT FOR SOME ♪

♪ A MAN IS BORN ♪

♪ HE'S A MAN OF MEANS ♪

♪ THEN ALONG COME TWO ♪

♪ THEY GOT NOTHING BUT THEIR JEANS ♪

♪ BUT THEY GOT DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES ♪

♪ TO MOVE THE WORLD, YES, IT DOES ♪

♪ IT TAKES DIFF'RENT STROKES TO MOVE THE WORLD ♪

♪ HMM ♪