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I'm starved!
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- How much longer, dad?
- Patience, Brian.
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[gasps]
Oh!
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Patience.
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Before we start,
I've got to be sure
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The gas line
is connected.
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He's stalling.
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He lost the instructions
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and couldn't
get this thing started
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with a flame thrower.
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Yeah, well,
we'll see about that.
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[sighs]
I'm afraid we can forget about
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cooking these
spare ribs, Willie.
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Kate, this is
a backyard Blitzer.
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It'll cook anything.
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See what you can do with this.
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There's no meat
on these bones.
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Stop! Stop right there.
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I couldn't sit idly by
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and watch you people
clog your arteries.
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Sometimes I think
I care too much.
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[sighs]
Well.. At least
we've got the hamburgers.
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You know, Willie, it, it kind of
looks like it's gonna rain.
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Well, it's just a few clouds.
It'll blow off any minute.
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[thunderclap]
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Any minute now.
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The weather report
said sunny skies.
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[thunder rumbling]
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And me without sun block.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[instrumental music]
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Well, do we
have everything?
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Hamburgers,
paper plates..
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I've got the vegetables
and the potato salad.
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I've got the buns
and the coleslaw.
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That's everything, Kate.
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Why do I get the feeling
we forgot something?
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Nope. That's everything.
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[metal clanking]
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Willie!
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Oh, yeah. He's pinned
underneath the grill.
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I didn't want to embarrass him
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by drawing
undue attention to it.
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[Willie grunts]
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Oh. Oh, honey!
You're drenched!
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Really? I hadn't noticed.
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I was too busy flailing.
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- Are you alright?
- Yeah. Yeah, I'll be fine.
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- No thanks to--
- Oh, this is my fault.
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Did you or did you not
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knock the barbecue over on me
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when you were
running into the house?
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Oh, that.
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That was my fault.
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Willie, get out of
those clothes right away.
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Before you catch a cold.
You too, kids.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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You don't catch cold from
going out in the rain, Kate.
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That's an old wives' tale.
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Hence Kate's knowledge of it.
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There's a reason old wives
get to be old wives.
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They stay warm and dry.
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No, I was just reading
an article about that
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in one of my
scientific journals.
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It said that volunteers
who were subjected
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to rapid temperature changes
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and cold water
did not catch cold.
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[sneezes]
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- Gesundheit.
- Hmm.
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I told you, honey.
You're catching a cold.
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No! Nonsense, Kate.
One sneeze does not a cold make.
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[sneezes]
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Just out of curiosity
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how many sneezes
does a cold make?
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[instrumental music]
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Have some soup.
You'll feel better.
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Thanks.
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I really appreciate the way
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you've been putting up with me.
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Oh, you can't help it.
You're a man.
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I'll just ignore that.
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But thanks, though.
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I have enjoyed
the peace and quiet.
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(ALF)
'Yo! Willie!'
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When I could get it.
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[sighs]
I'll get you some more tissues.
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Willie, you're
a whiter shade of pale.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm feeling a lot better.
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Oh, good!
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You could have taken
a turn for the worse.
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Developed pneumonia,
ended up in box city
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Left us with nothing but Kate's
shaky career in real estate.
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Does the phrase "thin ice"
mean anything to you?
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No.
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You know, I think I ought to
call the office.
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Maybe I could
squeeze in a half a day--
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No. No, you need your rest.
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You stay right where you are.
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Really? I mean, you get to lie
around all day, eat, watch T.V.
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How many people
get to do that?
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I said "people."
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[sneezes]
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What was that?
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- What was what?
- You sneezed.
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I did not.
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[sneezing]
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I think you've
caught my cold.
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Impossible. I told you before,
Melmackians never get sick.
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Only inferior, backwards
species get sick.
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No offense.
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Just to be on the safe side
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you better go upstairs
and lie down.
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Okay, but I'll
need the microwave
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The T.V., the V.C.R.
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And "Police Academies"
one, two, three, and six.
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Four and five lacked the pathos
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and emotional underpinnings
of the others.
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[instrumental music]
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Kate!
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He's back!
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But it's lonely upstairs.
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Besides, I have to scream
four or five times
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before Kate hears me
from up there.
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I heard you the first time.
I was changing the baby.
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Into what?
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Make him go. Make him go.
Make him go.
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Oh, can't I stay here
with you, please?
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Please, please, please,
please, please?
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You know, ALF..
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...I was predisposed
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to kick you
right out of here..
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...but when you
started whining..
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You know, Willie, it would be
a lot easier for me
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If you'd let ALF
stay in here for a while.
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What?! Oh!
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- Alright.
- Oh, thanks, honey.
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Thanks, honey.
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Say...whatever happened
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to your celebrated
immunity to illness, anyway?
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Well, I've been
thinking about that.
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Some Melmackian scientists
thought that our immunity
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Came from the pollen of
this certain shrub in our diet.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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We called it Carl.
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Carl Shrub.
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Stay on your side of the bed.
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Huh.
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Willie?
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[groans]
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Willie?
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What?
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You have the feather pillow.
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I have the foam.
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I don't like foam.
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You.. A-choo!
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You want my pillow?
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Not anymore.
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Chocolate cake.
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I'm gonna put in an order
for chocolate cake.
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You want anything?
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Leave her alone.
Leave the woman alone.
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Are you sure you're not hungry?
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The brisket is very good today.
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I can also personally recommend
the canned beans.
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[sighs]
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[instrumental music]
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[sneezes]
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Whoa.
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Willie?
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(Willie)
'Now what?'
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Could you come in here
for a second?
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'I'm busy, ALF.'
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It's important.
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[sniffs]
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What is it?
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The pillow.
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It's slipping down.
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Okay?
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Needs some fluffing, too.
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Anything else?
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Well, my feet could
use some rubbing.
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ALF, what you have is a cold.
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It's not the plague.
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It's not malaria.
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It's not the Rocky Mountain
spotted fever.
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And it will run its course.
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Now, if you don't mind
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I'd like to
go back to the kitchen
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and finish making dinner.
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You're making dinner?
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Now I know for sure
Kate's trying to kill me.
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Kate is at the store
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filling a list of things
you requested
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to help ease your suffering.
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A small list of essentials.
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[door opens]
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Plus some reading material
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a few videotapes, Aspirin
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a hyperbaric chamber--
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They were out of
hyperbaric chambers.
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Darn!
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Michael Jackson must have
gotten the last one.
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ALF, aren't you carrying
this thing a bit far?
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I mean, it's been over a week.
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Surely, you must be
feeling better now.
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I'm not.
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If anything, I'm feeling worse.
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My earlobes
are starting to hurt.
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You know, someone
who didn't know you
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might think you were
just milking this.
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[coughing]
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And so might someone
who did know you.
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Time to take
your temperature, ALF.
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Oh, goody.
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Now, let's see if we can
keep it in your mouth
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a little longer this time.
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[sneezes]
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Good! You beat your
old record by three seconds.
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[instrumental music]
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Here are the books
you wanted, ALF.
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How are you feeling?
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Like someone stuffed
gerbils up my nose.
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You sound awful.
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Nice touch, ALF.
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Don't encourage him.
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Willie.
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00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,826
But I really am
feeling worse.
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My cold ran its course
in a week.
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Isn't it interesting that
yours is hanging on so long?
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Look at this nose, Willie.
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There's enough room in there
for the viruses
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to start their own republic.
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In fact, I think I hear
their vice president speaking.
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[blowing nose]
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Feel his head, Willie.
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Wha.. He's not..
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Oh, my.. My..
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He, he is. He's burning up.
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Actually, I'm having
a cold flash right now
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I'm sorry, ALF.
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I f.. I feel terrible.
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Oh! I wish I felt that good.
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[sniffing]
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I'll get you some lunch.
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[coughing]
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00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,216
[sniffs]
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I just had a horrible thought.
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Did you ever see that movie
"War Of The Worlds?"
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[grunts]
A long time ago, why?
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Do you remember
what happened to the aliens
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when they were exposed
to earth's bacteria?
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- You don't think..
- I don't know, Kate.
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I just..
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Don't know.
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[ALF sneezes]
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'Anybody got a spatula?'
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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[coughs]
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[blowing nose]
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Oh, hello, Dr. Cramer.
This is Willie Tanner.
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Uh.. Well, I'm fine. Fine.
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'The.. I m.. I mean..'
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00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,802
[coughs]
267
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,473
I'm not so good, actually.
268
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,741
Well, I.. I'm..
269
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,643
[ALF sneezes]
270
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,980
I'm sneezing.
271
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,249
[ALF coughing]
272
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,419
And I'm coughing.
273
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,722
(ALF)
'Willie! My massage!'
274
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,327
And I'm very demanding.
275
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,662
Uh, well, that's
what I thought, too
276
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,365
but it's been going on now
for such a long time
277
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,168
that, I-I-I don't know,
is there something going around
278
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,937
that I should know about?
279
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,139
Oh! I see.
280
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:38,009
Well, thank you, then.
Thank you very much, doctor.
281
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,879
Alright. Goodbye.
282
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,947
What, what did he say?
283
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:45,016
He said there's
something going around.
284
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,619
The man's a genius.
285
00:14:47,621 --> 00:14:49,354
I'm making ALF some soup.
286
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:50,722
It's his favorite.
287
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,857
Cream of pizza.
288
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,328
ALF's getting worse, isn't he?
289
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,297
Well..
290
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,499
I think we should give him
a couple of more days.
291
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,601
And if he doesn't show
some signs of improvement
292
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,871
Then we're gonna have to
risk taking him to a doctor.
293
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,039
[sneezes]
294
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,844
[sniffs]
Kate! Willie! Everybody!
295
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,380
Look what I found.
296
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,948
Whoa!
297
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:19,417
ALF!
298
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,953
No.. I'm alright.
299
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,022
Just a little woozy.
300
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,390
[sniffs]
Look.
301
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,392
It's a picture of Carl.
302
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,661
Now he's delirious, Willie.
303
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,529
That's a picture of a plant.
304
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:34,699
Carl. Carl!
305
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,702
No, Kate, Carl is the name
the Melmackians gave
306
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,338
to the shrub that gave them
their immunity.
307
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:43,841
It looked kind of like this.
308
00:15:43,843 --> 00:15:46,477
- Ragweed?
- Oh..
309
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:50,815
I don't know, ALF, but
I don't think that will help.
310
00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:52,550
Oh!
311
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,552
But it's worth a try.
312
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:57,522
[instrumental music]
313
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,130
[whispering]
Be quiet or Trevor
and Raquel will hear you.
314
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,934
Look!
315
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,603
[chuckles]
Do you think
it's actually possible
316
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,139
that they're
trying to raise ragweed?
317
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,677
[whispering]
Are you alright?
318
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,379
- No!
- What?
319
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,714
Shh!
320
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,950
(Trevor)
'Who's that?'
321
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,485
'Come on out of there!'
322
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,587
I got a hoe!
323
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:36,794
Hi, Trevor!
324
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,796
Willie. Was that you?
325
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,298
Yeah.
326
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,566
It's me, alright.
327
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,834
Hi, Trevor.
328
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,202
Kate.
329
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,837
We thought you guys
were a burglar.
330
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:48,306
You could have been hoed.
331
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:50,942
Uh.. You see, Trevor
332
00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,477
Uh..
333
00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:54,112
We thought we'd come over
334
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,180
and weed your backyard.
335
00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,283
It was, uh.. Uh, yeah.
336
00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,152
Uh, we saw the other day
that you had
337
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,121
quite a problem
with ragweed here
338
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,789
and so, we thought,
"Why not help out?
339
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:08,092
Why not just help out
old Trevor and Raquel?"
340
00:17:08,094 --> 00:17:09,927
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Trevor.
341
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,230
He says they're here
to weed our garden.
342
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,333
Oh, please.
343
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,504
[instrumental music]
344
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,307
Oh!
345
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,776
Willie!
346
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,313
What is it, ALF?
347
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,215
Could you turn
the air conditioning up?
348
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,284
It's like an oven in here.
349
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,287
It's up as high
as it will go, ALF!
350
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,256
The ragweed's almost ready, ALF.
351
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,558
What would I want ragweed for?
352
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,327
You asked me to bake it for you!
353
00:17:43,329 --> 00:17:46,931
Oh, nice. Yell at a sick alien.
354
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:49,534
Oh, when is this fever
ever gonna break?
355
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,568
- Aah!
- Aah!
356
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,836
What? What is it?
357
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,206
Willie! It's
the Angel of Death! Run!
358
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,877
No, no, ALF, it's okay,
it's, it's, it's Kate.
359
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:04,415
Oh! I knew it would
end like this.
360
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:08,386
A virus, Kate, ragweed..
361
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,720
...trapped in a submarine
362
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,890
with nothing to eat
but pinto beans
363
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,228
Stick with us, pal!
364
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,231
After we bake it,
what do we do?
365
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:24,168
Well...some of use like to
make brownies out of it
366
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,370
and take them
to Stanley Kubrick movies.
367
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:30,274
I don't think
we have time fore that.
368
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,210
- I'll go check on the ragweed.
- Oh!
369
00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,644
Tell her to relax.
370
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,079
Things aren't critical
371
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,015
until I think
I'm at Tokyo Disneyland
372
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,284
with Annette Funicello.
373
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,588
You're gonna be okay, ALF.
374
00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:46,224
We'll..
We're not gonna leave you.
375
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,226
We got the ice for the bathtub.
376
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,627
Oh, great.
377
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,062
I'm on my death bed
378
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:54,365
you guys are having a keg party.
379
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:56,334
ALF, we got you the ice
so that if your fever
380
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,604
doesn't come down soon,
we can submerge you in it.
381
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,205
Up to my knees I'm okay.
382
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,740
If you get much higher,
you're gonna hear
383
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:05,776
one heck of a
Little Richard impression.
384
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,212
We're gonna put this ice
in the bathtub, just in case.
385
00:19:08,214 --> 00:19:09,614
- Come on, Bri.
- 'Oh!'
386
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,616
- Get better, ALF.
- 'Oh!'
387
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:14,218
Willie..
388
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,920
Take off your roller skates.
389
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:19,056
Grab a pad. Sit down.
390
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:21,192
I want to talk to you
about a will, Will.
391
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,630
I think it's only fair
to tell you..
392
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,398
...I have a lot of debts.
393
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,100
Oh, ALF!
394
00:19:29,102 --> 00:19:32,136
This isn't the time..
395
00:19:32,138 --> 00:19:34,839
What kind of debts?
396
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,041
Well, it's not
on my head anymore.
397
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,477
What do I care?
398
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,513
Now, shall we talk
eternal sleep?
399
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,917
I'm thinking a pyramid.
Nothing fancy.
400
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:49,020
Just a simple manmade
wonder in the backyard
401
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:51,189
facing the galleria.
402
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:54,392
How's he doing?
403
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:58,696
Oh! I loved you
in "Muscle Beach Party."
404
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,599
What's he talking about?
405
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,001
Oh, no! He thinks
you're Annette Funicello
406
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,573
Well, it's a step up
from the Angel of Death.
407
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,678
Oh! Hi, Goofy-san.
408
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:19,317
This prace is gleat!
409
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,519
Can we go on
the Small World ride?
410
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,522
I could never
remember that song.
411
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,657
Kate, I think we're
running out of time.
412
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,359
- Yes!
- You bring that stuff in.
413
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:30,094
We-we'll just have to
feed it to him
414
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,230
just like it is,
and hope that it's enough.
415
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,666
Hold on, pal!
416
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:40,204
Oh, Annette, you forgot
the Chocolate Jimmies.
417
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,841
[groans]
She must have
her ears on too tight.
418
00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,710
[groaning]
419
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,214
[instrumental music]
420
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,186
Where's the pesto?
421
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:58,823
I can't eat chocolate
turkey without pesto.
422
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,258
You put the last of the pesto
423
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:03,527
in your chocolate
ragweed, remember?
424
00:21:03,529 --> 00:21:05,429
Don't remind me.
425
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:08,165
Getting that cold was
the most humiliating experience
426
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:09,700
of my life.
427
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,236
Made me feel almost..
428
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,171
...human.
429
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,774
A grizzly fate.
430
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,410
- At least you're better now.
- Yeah.
431
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:24,248
And the upside is, I've decided
to market my ragweed cold cure.
432
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,983
You know, like Amway?
433
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:29,487
Only, I'll call
my company Chumway.
434
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,422
You'll be my first
employee, Willie.
435
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,558
You'll love the dental plan!
436
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,927
Ragweed won't work
on Earth people.
437
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,930
In fact, ragweed
makes many of us sick.
438
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,066
Oh. You're fired.
439
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:47,438
[instrumental music]
440
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,974
Alright.
441
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:53,077
You take the coleslaw.
I'll take the salad.
442
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,680
Today, we finally get to use
our backyard Blitzer.
443
00:21:58,251 --> 00:22:00,384
I got the barbecue lit.
444
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,386
Specifically, the wheels.
445
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,722
[coughing]
446
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:07,692
[instrumental music]
447
00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:15,599
[theme music]
448
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:42,693
[laughing]
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