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What are you guys doing?
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It's a magic trick
we just saw on TV.
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It's called
"The Two-Layer Pineapple
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Surprise Cake
In A Sun Hat" trick.
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With mom's sun hat?
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We couldn't find Willie's.
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And now, without further ado,
a pinch of yeast
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and two eggs.
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One, two.
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Does mom know you're
using her sun hat?
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Silence, please!
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Will the young man with
the freckles and the overbite
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please mix the ingredients.
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She doesn't know, does she?
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I'm running this trick
on a need-to-know basis.
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- Is it done?
- Perfect!
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Now cover the hat
with the plate
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as I say the magic words.
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Hacus pacus..
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...Betty Crock-us.
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'Ta-da!'
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Ladies and gentlemen
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ALF's magical two-layer
pineapple surprise..
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...soup.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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What are you doing?
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It was Kate's idea.
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I have to write
this 100 times.
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On the refrigerator?
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She didn't say.
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Allow me to present
an alternative
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to writing on
the major appliances.
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What's that?
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It's a magic kit.
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I thought I'd introduce you
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to some less messy tricks.
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What do you know about magic?
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I dabbled a little
when I was your age.
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Uh.. Your height.
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Really? Oh! Oh!
Show me! Show me!
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Well.. Yeah.
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Here. Pick a card.
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Any card.
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Pick...a card.
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I'm gonna tell you
what that card is.
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I know what the card is.
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It's the nine of clubs.
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Pick another...card.
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Any card. This time don't
tell me what it is.
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Why?
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'Any...card.'
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[sighs]
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There. Happy?
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Okay.
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Now you take
a good look at that card
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and then put it
back in the pack.
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[sighs]
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Alright, now,
I'm going to concentrate
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on your thoughts.
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Uh..
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Our thought waves
are connecting..
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I feel the vibrations..
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Ha! Aha!
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Is that your card?
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Beats me.
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Don't you remember?
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You said take a look
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not commit to memory.
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ALF, this is your card.
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These cards are marked.
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Well, you cheated!
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I didn't cheat.
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You cheated, you lied
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you said that you loved me.
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It's not cheating.
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It's part of the trick. Watch.
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Wow! How did you do that?
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It's all here.
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It's right in here!
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Well, can I see?
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First, I want you to make
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the writing on
the refrigerator disappear.
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No problem.
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Alakazoo, alakazam!
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I think this
would work better.
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Alakazoo, alakazam!
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[engine revving on TV]
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Yo, it's showtime!
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Actually, ALF, it's HBO.
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Ladies and gentlemen
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may I present..
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...ALF the Stupefying!
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Grazie.
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What magic have we to look
forward to tonight, Stupe?
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Picture, if you will
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an ordinary flowerpot.
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Empty to the human eye.
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But one tap with
my magic wand
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and the flowerpot becomes..
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...big jaggedy pieces of clay.
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Ta-da!
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I'll get the dustpan.
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Uh-uh. No need!
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My lovely assistant will
take care of it later.
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I guess I'm
the lovely assistant.
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For my next trick
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I'll need a volunteer
from the audience.
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Ah, yes!
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The lady with the questionable
fashion sense!
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What's going on?
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ALF is being stupefying.
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Oh, well, I would love to watch
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but I'm going to the Octoplex.
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- Dad, can I borrow $10?
- Well, I guess so. Sure.
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Thanks.
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Hey, this is even better!
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I'll do the disappearing
$10 bill trick.
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I think we just saw that.
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Young lady, please put your
$10 bill into this envelope
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and seal it.
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Ah, okay.
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[humming]
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[laughing]
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All done!
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Good, I will now put
the envelope
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containing your $10 bill
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into my magic pan.
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Voila.
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A few magic shakes
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and the money
will disappear.
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It's still there.
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Well, so it is.
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We'll have to make it
disappear the hard way.
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(Kate)
'Willie, he's got a blowtorch.'
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I think these matches
will do just fine.
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Sure, if you don't
care about showmanship.
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Alright,
light the envelope on fire.
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[humming]
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Now, here..
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...peel this.
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'And tell everyone'
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'what you have found
embedded inside.'
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I have found a banana.
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No $10 bill?
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Um, um, Willie?
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Please check your wallet
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and tell us
what you find inside.
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Just my 20.
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Ta-da!
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Not only did I resurrect
that $10 bill..
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...I doubled it!
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Thanks, dad.
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I can't spend that.
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Umm, you've been
a lovely audience.
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Goodnight and drive carefully.
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Hold it, Mr. Stupefying.
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Okay.
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It didn't work.
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Who am I kidding?
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I'm no good at this.
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How cruel fate is,
to plant the desire within me
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but not the ability.
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We watched
"On The Dais" last night.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey..
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I thought you
gave up on magic.
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Something about
being no good at it.
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Being no good at something
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is no reason to quit.
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Ask anyone at
the Fox Network.
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I admire your perseverance.
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As long as you're
not burning money.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Willie,
you wanna see a trick?
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Well, sure.
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Okay, uh, first I need
to borrow a handkerchief.
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Well, here we go.
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Thanks.
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[ALF blowing nose]
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I'll also need your watch.
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Well, you-you will be
careful with it, won't you?
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Of course.
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Well..
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Alright.
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Thank you.
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Now you will notice
that in one hand
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I hold a man's wristwatch.
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In the other
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a velvet pouch.
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Would you say that
the watch is intact, sir?
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So far, yes.
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Watch this.
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I wave my hand over the bag
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say the magic words
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Hocus pocus..
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...go for broke-us.
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And your watch..
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...is as good as new.
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Oh.. Uh..
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I.. I don't believe it..!
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[watch clinking]
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Was that a new watch?
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[instrumental music]
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[Kate groaning]
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Rabbit.
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Huh?
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Rabbit on my chest.
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[Willie sighs]
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ALF.
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- The Stupefying.
- The Stupefying.
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ALF?
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ALF?
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Kate! Willie!
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You're just in time
to see my newest trick.
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Where did these
rabbits come from?
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Well, first father rabbit
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picked up mother rabbit
in the singles' bar.
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- Then--
- You know what I mean.
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Where did you
get all this stuff?
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Buckley's House of Magic.
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You bought all this?
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Rented it, actually.
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They gave me
the professional discount.
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You still want
to encourage him?
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Aw, come on, Kate
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it could be worse.
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Ta-da!
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ALF's gonna saw me in half.
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Much worse.
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[instrumental music]
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[grunting]
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You are not going
to saw our son.
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- Yes, I am!
- You are not!
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But I'm ready for the big time.
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How long does a guy have to toil
in kiddie tricks?
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Maybe until he completes
one or two of them successfully.
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Maybe he doesn't
stand a chance
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when all the diagrams favored
five-fingered magicians.
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Maybe he's gotten into something
a little over his head.
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Maybe at three foot two
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everything he gets
into is over his head.
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Oh, ALF, enough is enough.
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But I was just getting started.
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Did somebody lose this?
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Yo, right here.
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ALF, I'm gonna say
in terms so simple
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that even you cannot
possibly misunderstand.
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Huh?
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Learning magic requires
diligence and patience.
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Two qualities which you've
not as yet demonstrated.
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Face it, ALF.
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You just don't have
the talent for magic.
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Sure.
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Kick the prestidigitator
when he's down.
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[instrumental music]
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One, two, three, four, five
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six...seven, eight.
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Hey, two and three..
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...could you at least wait
until the lights are out.
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Hey, ALF, I found
your magic sign in the trash.
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Right next to my career.
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You're not gonna
give up, are you?
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The magic wand's retired, B.
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Unlike Billy Martin..
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...I know when to hang it up.
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But you promised I could
be in one of your tricks.
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I guess I'll have
to make it up to you.
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Okay then.
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Make it up to me
by making me disappear.
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No, I don't feel like it.
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Oh, come on, ALF, please?
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Alright, get in the box.
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00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:26,217
Okay, remember how
we saw it on TV?
277
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,685
You close the curtain
278
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,321
and you spin the box
around three times.
279
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,923
Ixnay on the spinning.
280
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,491
If you puke in that box
281
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,360
it can't be returned.
282
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,100
You alright in there?
283
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,735
It's alright!
284
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,737
Thank you, Junior Wences.
285
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,307
I'll say the magic words..
286
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:52,276
Alakazoo, alakazam.
287
00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,912
I'll show you what a hack I am.
288
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,285
Brian?
289
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:03,087
Yo, B, you in there?
290
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,158
Yes!
291
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,359
Yes!
292
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,395
I came, I saw
293
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,530
I demolecularized.
294
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,566
I can do magic!
295
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,835
Uh-oh, now I'll make
you reappear, B.
296
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,537
Um..
297
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,807
Uh, abracadabra, alakazam..
298
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,910
...I'm a better magician
than I thought I am!
299
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,182
Uh-oh.
300
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,917
A glitch in the finale.
301
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,789
Uh, alakazam.
302
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,993
Oh, no.
303
00:17:41,995 --> 00:17:45,897
Uh, I vaporized the boy.
304
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,899
Kate and Willie
will not be pleased.
305
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,603
Especially since Willie told me
not to do any more tricks.
306
00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,474
Oh, wait a minute.
307
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,910
I smell a conspiracy here.
308
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,947
[sniffing]
309
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,717
I also smell eight rabbits
cooped up in a garage.
310
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:07,852
Yuck!
311
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:08,986
Phew!
312
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,156
Okay, where is he?
313
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:13,524
Where's who?
314
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,193
Your little stooge.
315
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,161
Is he hiding under the sink?
316
00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:19,130
Okay, Brian! Come on out!
317
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,566
Simon says!
318
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,267
You know what
he's talking about?
319
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,903
Hardly ever.
320
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,806
You really don't know what
I'm talking about, do you?
321
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,475
N-no.
322
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,543
Uh..
323
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,347
Simon says, everyone
take one giant step
324
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:38,015
out to the garage.
325
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,986
[instrumental music]
326
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:47,225
Then I said some
more magic words
327
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,228
but when I opened the box
Brian was gone!
328
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,532
Well, not gone exactly.
329
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,001
Just smaller and fond of salad.
330
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,705
Oh, wait. Here.. Here we go!
331
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,974
I knew there had to be
a secret compartment somewh..
332
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,811
Brian's not here.
333
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,981
Don't deny your son's existence
334
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,650
just because he's a little
different from the rest of us.
335
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,888
ALF, don't be ridiculous.
336
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,789
He is being ridiculous,
isn't he, Willie?
337
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,591
Oh, of course he's
being ridiculous.
338
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,995
It's not possible
to turn people into rabbits.
339
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,197
Even with magic?
340
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,533
It isn't magic, ALF.
341
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,568
It's a trick!
342
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,570
That's your theory.
343
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:34,906
Honey, he must be
in the house somewhere.
344
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,674
Come on, let's go look for him.
345
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,811
Don't worry, Brian.
346
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,014
You'll get used to
the big ear jokes.
347
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,284
Well, thank you, Mrs. Beckham.
348
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,953
If Brian does show up, will
you send him home, please?
349
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,155
Okay. Thanks so much.
Bye-bye.
350
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,258
- Not there, either.
- Unh-unh.
351
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,761
Honey, I-I don't know
who else to call.
352
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,130
I'm sure Brian's fine.
353
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:01,799
He-he wouldn't just run off
without letting us know.
354
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,669
[sighs]
355
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,804
Hey, Kate, you got
any carrots left?
356
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,840
Your son looks hungry.
357
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:12,443
ALF, did you get that
cage from Brian's room?
358
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,678
That's right.
359
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,513
What did you do with the snake?
360
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,982
What are you so worried
about the snake for?
361
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,952
We're talking about your
own fur and blood here!
362
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,789
Kate, when you checked
in Brian's room
363
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,557
did you look under the bed?
364
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:27,925
N-no.
365
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,727
Well, I'm sure he's under there
366
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,762
playing cave dwellers again.
367
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:34,832
Watch out for the snake!
368
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:37,168
He was pretty mad
when I dumped him out.
369
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:43,107
Brian?
370
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,842
Brian?
371
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,445
Do you understand me?
372
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,080
Um..
373
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,215
Hop once for yes
374
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,350
twice for no.
375
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,755
Hi, ALF.
376
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,190
How did you do that?
377
00:20:59,192 --> 00:21:01,192
You didn't even move
your little rabbit lips.
378
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,895
Rabbit lips?
379
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:07,531
Brian, you're not a rabbit!
380
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,733
[door opens]
381
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:10,701
Oh, Brian!
382
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,204
- Hi, dad.
- Where have you been?
383
00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,307
I was hiding in the car.
But I got hungry.
384
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,709
Why were you hiding in the car?
385
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,112
I wanted ALF to think
he made me disappear
386
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,581
so he wouldn't think
he's a bad magician.
387
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,250
Oh! Oh, honey.
388
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,252
It was nice of you not
to want ALF to feel bad
389
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,988
but we were very,
very worried about you.
390
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,189
Yeah!
391
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,092
I thought I turned
you into a rabbit.
392
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,094
Sorry, mom, dad.
393
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:40,264
Sorry, ALF.
394
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,266
I guess I messed up the trick.
395
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,068
That's okay, Bri.
396
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,270
Now you can clean up
your own pellets.
397
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:53,778
A very large snake
just slithered into my gym bag.
398
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,212
Somebody please do something.
399
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,481
You better not have
scared Captain Eo.
400
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,684
Go.
401
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,989
As soon as we're finished here
402
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:07,525
we're gonna pack up
all the rabbits
403
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,893
and all the magic boxes
404
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,194
and we're gonna send them back
405
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,196
whence they came, right?
406
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,198
Right.
407
00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,835
[instrumental music]
408
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:31,482
Oh, ALF. You didn't have to
bring us breakfast in bed.
409
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,150
It was the least I could do
410
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:37,355
after I almost misplaced
your son and everything.
411
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:41,158
Say, I'm sorry the magic
thing didn't work out.
412
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,128
That's okay.
I've thought about it
413
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,764
and I believe
my true calling in life
414
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:50,468
is to build
powerful fireworks displays.
415
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,739
If you need me,
I'll be on the phone
416
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:57,074
with
Buckley's House of Gunpowder.
417
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:00,811
ALF!
418
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,813
[instrumental music]
419
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:06,450
[theme music]
420
00:23:17,663 --> 00:23:19,463
[music continues]
421
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,777
[ALF laughing]
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