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Can I have
Willie's meatloaf, Kate?
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No!
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Fine.
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If Willie isn't home by midnight
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then can I have his meatloaf?
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- Hi, honey.
- Hi, everybody.
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- Hi, dad.
- Hi, dad.
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Can I have your meatloaf?
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No.
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Let Willie answer.
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- Willie?
- No.
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Shoot!
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Honey, how was
the union meeting?
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Well, they elected me
picket captain.
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What does that tell you?
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Oh, you're going on strike?
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[inhales deeply]
I'm afraid so.
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Oh.
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Just the thought of it
gives me a sick feeling
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in the pit of my stomach.
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Then meatloaf would only
make you more queasy.
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[theme music]
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- Willie?
- Oh.
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Oh, it's this strike.
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I'm afraid it's gonna last
for quite a while.
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Oh, honey,
we've got our savings.
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We'll be okay for now.
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Well, it's not just that, Kate.
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There are a lot of people
that depend on social services.
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Where are they gonna turn
when we're not there?
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Willie, you work hard.
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You're entitled
to fair compensation.
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Now, in any strike
there are innocent people
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who are gonna suffer,
but on the other hand
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if you feel justified
in your demands
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you cannot really assume
responsibility for every--
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Kate?
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Yeah?
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I think I can sleep now.
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Question.
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Perhaps I spoke too soon.
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Bottom line.
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I'm concerned
about how this strike
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is gonna effect everyone,
especially me.
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Spoken like a true humanitarian.
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I know. And I have the solution
in five simple words.
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Willie gets a-nother job.
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That's four words.
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Good, I ran out of fingers.
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You know, as a matter of fact,
I was just thinking
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that I should go back to work.
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Hah hah hah!
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Good one, Kate!
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I have always worked, ALF.
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I sold real estate, by choice
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until I got pregnant
with Lynn, by choice.
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I went back to work,
by choice
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until I got pregnant
with Brian, by choice.
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And I was just getting ready
to go back to work, by choice..
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...when we got you.
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I have a gut feeling
I'm not gonna hear the words
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"By choice."
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ALF, you know we're glad
you're part of this family.
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We are, ALF. Even at this
inconveniently late hour.
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Then isn't it time
we made it official?
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Made what official?
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My adoption.
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Oh, I don't even think
we can do that.
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Can we?
No, we can't do that.
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Why not?
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Well, for starters..
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...there's that species thing.
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It doesn't bother you
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that I don't bear
the Tanner name?
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No.
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ALF, please.
Go back to bed.
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But, Kate, if you get a job
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who's gonna take care of me?
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Willie will be here.
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No offense,
but, Kate, if you get a job
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who's gonna take care of me?
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ALF, you're 231 years old.
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You should be able
to take care of yourself by now.
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You'd think so, wouldn't you?
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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- Hi, ALF.
- Yo, Bri.
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What you watchin'?
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"Love Connection," "Bonanza"
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"People's Court,"
"Divorce Court"
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"Superior Court,"
"Surfer Hawks"
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"Oprah," "Phil," "Geraldo"
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and some movie with Dean Jones.
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Doesn't that make you dizzy?
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Yeah.
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Hey, where you going?
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Homework.
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Are you calling mom again?
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Call Kate?
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Why would I call
the woman who abandoned me
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in my century of need?
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[sighs]
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Tough day on the line,
Norma Rae?
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Please stop calling me that.
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I called you that
because I like you.
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I really like you.
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Oh.
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Boy, I feel like I walked
about 50 miles today.
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Say, you're not calling
Kate again, are you?
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For your information,
I'm calling for the time.
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Kate? What time is it?
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Thank you.
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Willie?
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Yes, ALF?
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Are you asleep?
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Yes, I am, and deeply so.
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Well, I guess it doesn't
bother you then, huh?
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You guess
what doesn't bother me?
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That you don't
have a job anymore.
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I have a job.
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Then why aren't you
going to it?
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I explained this
to you already, ALF.
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Not to my satisfaction.
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[sighs]
In business..
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...there is something
called management
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and something called labor.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Let me get comfortable.
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Management--
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Can you hand me my soda, Willie?
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- Management--
- And the chips.
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And a napkin.
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- Are you ready?
- Not quite.
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[cracks knuckles]
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Ready.
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Management hires labor to..
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...well..
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...labor.
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What does management do?
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Nobody's quite sure.
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Anyway, when..
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[slurping]
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When labor feels that they're
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not being treated fairly
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for example, if they feel
they're not being
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paid enough, then--
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I never thought I'd say this,
weeping willow
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but Kate's more fun
to have around than you are.
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Remember how she used to look?
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Smiling.
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Serving food.
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Following me around
with a Johnny mop.
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- Now she's dead.
- She's not dead!
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She's just working.
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Dead, working, same thing.
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Did it ever occur to you
that Kate might want
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to have a little more
out of life?
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If it ain't broke,
don't step on it.
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Fix it.
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Fix what?
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The expression is
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"If it ain't broke,
don't fix it."
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Why would you?
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Go, call Kate.
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Why?
I already know what time it is.
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Get the weather.
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[instrumental music]
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See? I told you it would all
come back to you.
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It's just like
riding a bicycle.
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[sighs]
Oh-ho, yeah.
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A bicycle with
new tax regulations
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variable interests rates
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balloon payments,
escrow charges--
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You don't have to worry
about everything at once.
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Why don't you just start
with the Romansky mortgage?
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Go ahead,
compute the interest rate.
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Okay.
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You think they can
swing it at..
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Hmm.
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...two hundred
and sixty seven percent?
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Well, if they cut back
in other areas.
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[chuckles]
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Here, try it like this.
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[keys clacking]
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Oh! Oh!
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[telephone rings]
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Kate Tanner.
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(ALF on phone)
'I knew that.'
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Hi there.
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Why are you calling me
here again?
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Willie told me to.
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Nice try.
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No, he did. He did.
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He wanted me to ask you
about the weather.
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How about stormy?
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Did you have a special reason
for calling me again?
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Well, yeah, yeah.
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I have a question.
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How long does this
career thing usually last?
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ALF, we have been over this.
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I am here because I want to be.
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I want to work, I like to work
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I always planned
to come back to work.
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How can I make you
understand this?
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He thinks the lady
doth protest her lunch.
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- Too much.
- Too much what?
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I'm hanging up now.
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Yep. Definitely stormy.
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[instrumental music]
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Mmm, Brian, w-would you
hand me the garlic press?
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What's a garlic press look like?
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Well, it-it's right there
next to the garlic.
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What's a garlic look like?
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Haven't you ever helped
your mom in the kitchen?
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Sure, I say,
"Mom, it's burning."
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And she says,
"Thanks, Bri."
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I promise not to burn
the pasta primavera.
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Pasta primavera?
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I thought we were
having spaghetti.
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It is spaghetti.
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It's spaghetti with broccoli
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and peas and zucchini
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and a light tomato cream sauce.
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Well, I like the sauce
that Kate opens.
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How come there's weeds
in this salad?
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They aren't weeds.
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That's radicchio.
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The whole idea
of you cooking is radicchio.
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- Hi, everybody.
- Hi.
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- Hi.
- Oh, hi, honey.
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You're-you're kinda
late getting home.
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Yeah, Julie and I
stayed after school
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to protest cheerleading tryouts.
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Well, why would you do that?
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I was protesting
because I think cheerleading
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is a sexist exploitation
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of the concept of woman
as perennial spectator.
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Julie was protesting
because she was eliminated
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in the first round.
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Mmm, pasta primavera.
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You see?
Lynn appreciates my cooking.
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Sure, scrape off
the vegetables
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and that pink stuff
and it's great.
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Anything I can do to help?
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Yeah, you could
take the radicchio
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out of this salad.
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No, everything's
timed perfectly.
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The pasta's on
a slow rolling boil
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the sauce is simmering nicely.
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Dinner will be ready in exactly
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one minute and twelve seconds.
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What's this stuff?
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Will you stay out
of that salad?
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Yikes! The radicchio
is making a break for it!
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ALF, I want you
to clean this mess up
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and I want you
to stay out of my way.
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- Dad?
- What?
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I think your spaghetti's done.
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Oh! Ah!
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- Here, here, here.
- Ah!
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[rattles]
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Hi, mom.
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[timer dings]
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Dinner is served.
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[instrumental music]
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00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:55,099
¶ M is for the many times
she leaves me ¶
269
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¶ O is for the office ¶
270
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,170
¶ Where she goes ¶
271
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[knocking on door]
272
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(Kate)
'ALF, it's Kate. Can I come in?'
273
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,010
Kate? The name
is vaguely familiar.
274
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,379
And I've heard
that voice before.
275
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,518
'Oh, it's you.'
276
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,921
You look terrible.
All white and tired and old.
277
00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:18,723
How's the job going?
278
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,826
The job is fine, thank you.
279
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,628
Oh, I'm so glad.
280
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,666
I never realized there were
so many pictures of me.
281
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:31,736
Let alone here in the garage.
282
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,206
Well, don't worry.
283
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,709
You're not wearing lingerie
in any of these.
284
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,712
[chuckles]
Well, that's a comfort.
285
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,114
I gave the lingerie shots
to Willie.
286
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,451
You t-took..
287
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,519
Kidding.
288
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,188
Thank goodness.
289
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,724
Had you, didn't I?
290
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,893
Okay, ALF, out with it.
291
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,361
Out with what?
292
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,764
Look...ALF,
I know you pretty well.
293
00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,933
And I can tell when you're
upset about something.
294
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:04,936
Well..
295
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,574
...if, uh,
hypothetically speaking
296
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,910
something were to upset me..
297
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,978
...and I'm not saying
anything has, but..
298
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:17,081
- Hypothetically.
- Right.
299
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:21,719
If someone close to me...were
to return to work, let's say..
300
00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:25,023
...it might,
in the cosmos of my psyche..
301
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:28,660
...create an emotional
black hole.
302
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,261
- Hypothetically.
- Hypothetically.
303
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,565
ALF, why has my going back
to work upset you so much?
304
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,068
Everything's changing too fast!
305
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,536
What do you mean?
306
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,038
Well, you got a job now.
307
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,807
Lynn's starting college
pretty soon.
308
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,509
Brian beat me
at chutes and ladders
309
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,444
just the other day.
310
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:50,415
I wish things could stay
just the way they used to be..
311
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:54,652
...in the good old days.
Last week.
312
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,021
ALF, everybody feels
that way sometimes
313
00:15:57,023 --> 00:16:00,158
but listen, change can be
a very positive thing.
314
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,493
Oh, yeah?
315
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,462
Every time my life changed
316
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,731
it seemed like
my world fell apart.
317
00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:09,767
Like when my world fell apart.
318
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:15,306
ALF, things do change.
Lynn and Brian are growing up.
319
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,009
I have a new job.
And who knows?
320
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:19,644
Tomorrow, Willie may decide
to chuck it all
321
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,579
and become a lobster fisherman.
322
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,350
Shellfish makes him wheeze,
remember?
323
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,652
I was speaking hypothetically.
324
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,121
Oh.
325
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:34,125
But, ALF,
one thing never will change
326
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:37,128
and that's the fact that
you're a part of our family.
327
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,631
You decided to adopt me?
328
00:16:41,935 --> 00:16:44,235
I thought we explained
that to you.
329
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,404
It would make me feel
a lot more secure
330
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,873
about my position
in the family.
331
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:51,709
Now, ALF, you know
that's impossible.
332
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,078
I'll give you a dollar.
333
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,048
(Willie)
You in there? Hey, great news!
334
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,050
- The strike is over!
- Oh!
335
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:02,720
Hah! I'm gonna go..
I'm gonna go back..
336
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,622
I'm going back to work on..
337
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,457
...on Mon-Monda..
338
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,725
W-why are there
pictures of my wife
339
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,926
all over the garage?
340
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,928
Oh, honey,
I'll explain that later.
341
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,064
I'm so happy
you're going back to work!
342
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,198
Me too!
343
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,901
Now Kate can quit her job
and come home
344
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:19,637
and make me salad without weeds.
345
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:22,073
Radicchio.
346
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:25,710
ALF, haven't you been listening
to a word I've been saying?
347
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,745
Well, I have been known
to tune you out.
348
00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,715
ALF, just because Willie
is going back to work
349
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,717
doesn't mean
I'm gonna quit my job.
350
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:35,219
Not even if I say please?
351
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,222
I'm sorry, ALF.
352
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:43,127
She doesn't take any guff,
does she?
353
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,362
Very little.
354
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,165
[instrumental music]
355
00:17:57,811 --> 00:18:00,078
Oh, did you need that?
356
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,214
[door opens]
357
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,618
Hi, Kate.
358
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,487
Hi, honey.
359
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,689
Hi, ALF. Hi, Willie.
360
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:16,027
Willie...um..
361
00:18:17,363 --> 00:18:20,765
...uh, re-remember
the first time that..
362
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,934
...that I stopped working?
363
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,002
Um-m-m..
364
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,305
...it was when
you were expecting Lynn.
365
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,008
Well..
366
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,111
...do you remember
the second time?
367
00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,313
When you were expecting Brian.
368
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,616
Well, you know..
369
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,518
...I haven't been
feeling too great lately
370
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,654
and, um...
I've been feeling
371
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,423
you know, kind of tired.
372
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:49,260
Well, gosh...honey,
you ought to see a doctor.
373
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,129
I did.
374
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,463
Willie, you lox!
375
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,800
Your wife is telling you
she's about to spawn again!
376
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,570
- You are?
- Yeah.
377
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,305
Are we..
378
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,545
Great! A new baby!
379
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,914
We'll raise him as our own!
380
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:13,718
Well, he or she
will be our own.
381
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,356
Well, as our own.
It's not our own.
382
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,991
Lynn! Brian!
383
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,993
Come here, I want
to tell you something!
384
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,863
- I love you.
- Oh, I love you.
385
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,900
What's up, dad?
386
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,502
There..
387
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,803
There's going to be
388
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:35,773
an addition...to our family.
389
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,843
We're adopting ALF!
390
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:42,880
Yes! Yes! Yes!
391
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,350
No, it's not that.
392
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,720
I'm gonna have a baby.
393
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,190
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.
394
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,793
Oh, mom! That's great!
This is so '80s!
395
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:58,529
How'd that happen?
396
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,597
[laughs]
397
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,432
We-we'll discuss that later.
398
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:03,968
I can't believe it!
399
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,836
You're gonna be a mother!
400
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,039
Brian, get some papers.
401
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,908
Lynn, boil some water.
402
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,743
Well, ALF,
the baby won't be here
403
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,112
for eight months.
404
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,014
Who's talking about the baby?
405
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,517
I want a cup of tea
and I want to read the funnies.
406
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,389
[instrumental music]
407
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,360
So, how are you feeling?
408
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:32,296
Oh, great, I haven't thrown up
in twelve minutes.
409
00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:33,798
You know,
I never had morning sickness
410
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,132
with my other kids.
411
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,668
How long is it supposed to last?
412
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,670
Until they leave for college.
413
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:41,472
[laughing]
Thanks a lot.
414
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,008
[telephone rings]
415
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,344
Kate Tanner.
416
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:49,313
(ALF on phone)
'Yo, Kate, guess who!'
417
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,381
Alex Trebek.
418
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,749
[imitates a buzzer]
419
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,418
You didn't give your answer
in the form of a question.
420
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,421
Okay, in the form of a question
421
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,390
why are you bothering me?
422
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:00,825
Um..
423
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,827
...I needed
to ask you something.
424
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,062
Well?
425
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,998
Uh..
426
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,899
...when are you coming home?
427
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,002
The same time
I came home last night
428
00:21:11,004 --> 00:21:13,804
and the night before
and the night before that.
429
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,906
Oh.
430
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:18,142
Is that it?
431
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,311
Uh...no.
432
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,413
Well?
433
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:24,582
I miss you.
434
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:29,720
I'll see if I can
get off a little early.
435
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,023
Bring me a present?
436
00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:34,225
Don't push it.
437
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,828
[call disconnects]
438
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,830
She still loves me.
439
00:21:41,034 --> 00:21:42,433
[instrumental music]
440
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,536
[instrumental music]
441
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:13,030
So, Brian...my son.
442
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:16,133
Yes, dad...my father.
443
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,305
Well, your-your mother tells me
444
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:24,575
you've been asking, uh,
a lot of questions, uh
445
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:27,745
about...you know, uh
446
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,780
about the baby.
447
00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:34,418
You know...
where it comes from.
448
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:36,787
Where it's going.
449
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,322
How it gets there.
450
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,524
Oh, you mean
the facts of life?
451
00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,495
Well, that's one way
of putting it, yeah.
452
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,131
You don't have to worry, dad.
453
00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:49,133
ALF explained everything.
454
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:59,443
Oh...ALF?
455
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,246
Yes, Willie?
456
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:06,283
I understand
you took it upon yourself
457
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:10,020
to educate my son
about the birds and the bees.
458
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:13,991
Uh...yeah.
459
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,993
Oh, thank you.
460
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,362
You're welcome.
461
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,097
Although I don't think
he understood
462
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:23,100
the part about
releasing the pods.
463
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,504
[instrumental music]
464
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,942
[instrumental music]
465
00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:35,646
[theme music]
466
00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,973
[ALF laughing]
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