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And I get
two triple word scores.
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"Quidnunc?"
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[together]
Challenge!
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You've never heard quidnunc?
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- It's probably Melmacian.
- So?
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Well, you can't use
Melmacian words, ALF.
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- It's here.
- You're kidding.
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"Quidnunc..
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...one who enjoys gossip."
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Really? On Melmac,
it means one who wears meat.
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Two hundred
and forty-eight points.
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And it's my turn again.
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(Brian)
'"Quidnuncle?"'
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It's a relative who wears meat.
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[together]
Challenge!
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Rats.
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Brian, your hamster
flew the coop again.
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He's sleeping
in my left Reebok.
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I'll get him.
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[car horn honking]
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- Have fun, everyone.
- 'Bye.'
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Where are you going?
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Out.
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Out where? And with who?
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ALF.
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What kind of parents are you?
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The kind who trust
our 18-year-old daughter.
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Besides, we know
where she's going.
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She's going to the movies,
right, honey?
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- Right.
- What're you gonna see?
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"Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"
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"Unbearable Lightness of Being."
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Then you're gonna, uh, probably
stop off for pizza, huh?
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Sushi.
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Well, say hello
to Julie for us.
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Eddie.
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Happy now, ALF? Who's Eddie?
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Have we met Eddie?
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Well, no, of course not.
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I mean, this is only
our second date
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if you could even call it
a date, which I wouldn't--
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Is there some reason
we shouldn't meet this bozo?
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He is not a bozo.
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[doorbell dings]
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Send in the clown.
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Listen, I'll introduce
Eddie another time.
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Or you could bring him
in right now.
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Or I could bring him
in right now.
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Mom, dad..
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...this is Eddie.
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Hello, how are you?
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[ALF hums circus music]
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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Well, it's nice to meet you too.
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This is some great house.
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Good bones.
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Bones?
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Eddie was a graduate student
in architecture.
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Oh, what year was that?
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Let's see, that was just before
I started teaching.
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Eddie taught history
for a while.
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And lived a good deal of it,
I believe.
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Where did you meet, um..
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- Lynn.
- Lynn.
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I autographed a book for her
at the mall.
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[chuckles]
Oh, you're a writer.
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No, actually, I'm what they call
a substitute novelist.
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What I do is this,
I sign books for authors
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when they're too busy,
shall I show you?
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By all means.
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"Good luck, Lee Iacoca."
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I believe there's
another C
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in Iacocca.
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Yes, well, usually I have
the name right in front of me.
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Speaking of names, Eddie,
I didn't catch your last one.
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- He doesn't have one.
- Really?
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Well, I used to have one,
of course.
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- That's a relief.
- I dropped it a while back.
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I couldn't see
what purpose it served.
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Did you discuss this decision
with your mailman?
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[Eddie laughing]
Mailman.
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I love a guy
with a sense of humor.
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Would anyone like a soda?
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Absolutely. Diet, caffeine-free.
Thank you so much.
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Lynn, would you help me, please?
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Help you get one soda?
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Fine. Excuse me.
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Well, that's quite a girl
you've got there.
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We always thought so.
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Ever since the day she was born.
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Barely 18 years ago.
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Let me get right to the point.
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He's too old for you.
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- I knew you'd overreact--
- I am not..
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[clears throat]
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I am not overreacting.
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Let me take a look at this dude.
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Yikes!
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He's almost as old as Kate!
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Thanks a lot, ALF.
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You may have a moment of privacy
to tell Mr. Iacocca
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you won't be seeing him again.
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Unless it's for senior's night
at the Sizzler.
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[instrumental music]
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Mom, can I borrow
your black shoulder bag?
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Hmm. It's in my closet.
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- Thanks.
- Oh, sure.
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It's okay for her to borrow it.
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She seems to have gotten over
that Eddie guy pretty quickly.
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You know how girls are
at this age.
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Now, she's really attached
to this new boy Randy.
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- Not that he's not nice.
- He's a moron.
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He's not a moron.
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He's got no neck.
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The fact that he's muscular
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doesn't mean he's stupid.
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No, the fact that he's a cretin
means he's stupid.
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Although he did manage
to find the doorbell.
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(Lynn)
'Dad, will you let Randy in?'
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And hurry up before
he forgets why he's here.
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- Oh, hi, Randy.
- Hey.
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Come on in,
Lynn will be right out.
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Okay.
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I meant way in, Randy.
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Way, way over here.
Over to the couch.
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Okay.
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So, uh, how are things going
with the, uh, football team?
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Okay.
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Uh, what position
do you play again?
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Center.
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[chuckles]
Well, that's where the action is
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right-right in the middle.
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Uh-huh.
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Would you like some peanuts?
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Hi, Randy, how are you?
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Okay.
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What were you guys
talking about?
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Oh, just guy stuff.
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So where are you kids
going tonight?
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We're going
to Kathy Berry's house
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and, uh, we're late,
so, shall we?
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What?
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- Leave.
- Okay.
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[chuckles]
Don't be too late, honey.
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I won't. Night.
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He is a moron.
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Peanuts!
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Would you like some?
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[imitating Randy]
Okay.
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(man on TV)
'And now back to our
creature feature'
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'"Aliens,"
starring Sigourney Weaver.'
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[intense music]
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No! Don't go back
for that stupid cat.
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This is no time for a snack.
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[car door closes]
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Thanks, I had fun
watching you work.
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You must get writer's cramp.
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You know, I had no idea
that Donald Trump's book
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was quite so popular.
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(Lynn)
'Well, goodnight.'
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I-I really had a nice time.
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Until tomorrow.
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Goodnight.
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[gasps]
ALF, you scared me.
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[chuckles]
What're you doing?
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What am I doing?
What're you doing?
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What happened to Randy?
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That wasn't Randy, that was..
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...someone else.
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Yeah, someone who
looks like a certain
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aging substitute novelist
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who shall remain last-nameless.
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Okay, so it was Eddie.
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He just happened
to be at the party, see--
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Yeah, yeah, and I just
fell off the garbanzo truck.
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Come on. This is the old ALFer.
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What gives?
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Okay. Okay.
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I haven't really been
dating Randy.
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I've only been tutoring him for
an hour in English each night
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and then going to meet Eddie.
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An hour a night?
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That's barely
enough time for Randy
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to turn his book right side up.
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ALF, please, don't tell mom
and dad about this yet, okay?
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I know they'll like Eddie.
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They just need
some time to adjust.
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Don't tell them?
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- You want me to lie?
- No!
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No, you don't have to lie.
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Just don't bring it up.
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That's not lying.
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Egad. What a loophole.
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It's not like
I'm never gonna tell them.
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I just.. I need to wait
for the right moment.
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You know, like, when they're
in a really, really good mood.
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Yeah, well, let me know
when that happens
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and I'll tell 'em
about the untimely demise
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of Kate's porcelain ballerina.
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You broke
mom's porcelain ballerina?
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Yeah.
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We were dancing the pas de deux
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from "Swan Lake"
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and I dropped her in the toilet.
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[instrumental music]
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It's 9:05,
past somebody's bedtime.
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Oh, no fair!
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I wanted to watch
"Curse of the Moon People."
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I was talking to Brian.
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I knew that. Hit the hay, Bri.
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Goodnight, B.
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I'll come tuck you
in a few minutes, honey.
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Mom, I'm old enough
to tuck myself in.
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Oh.
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Oh, I understand.
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But you can still
read me a story.
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Okay.
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Gee, they grow up so fast.
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Pretty soon he's not gonna
need us for anything.
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I'll always need you guys.
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We know.
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[doorbell dings]
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[together]
ALF, hide in the kitchen.
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Oh.
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- Oh, hello, Randy.
- Hey.
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- Where's Lynn?
- Huh?
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Our daughter. Lynn!
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Isn't she with you?
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No.
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She said she was going
over to your house.
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Oh. Okay.
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What's going on?
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[sighs]
I-I don't know.
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Yo-you think there could've
been a mix-up between them?
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Well, honey,
if it was just a mix-up
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she'd be home by now
or call at least.
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Well, what do you think?
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You think I should
go look for her?
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(Kate)
'Oh, honey,
where would you look?'
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Who knows where
she could've gone?
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Yeah, you know,
it's not like Lynn
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to change her plans
and not call us.
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- Yeah.
- Wait a minute.
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You're getting carried away.
Lynn's just fine.
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How do you know?
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Well...well, she's, uh..
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Um, well,
I don't, I don't know for sure.
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ALF?
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I don't suppose you could
just trust me on this one?
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I didn't think so.
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Come on, ALF, where is she?
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I can't tell you.
I said I wouldn't tell you.
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- Tell us what?
- That Lynn's seeing Eddie.
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Eddie?
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You tricked me.
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She's been lying to us.
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Not exactly.
It's a loophole.
260
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,943
I can't believe that Lynn
would do something like this.
261
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,477
Well, look at the bright side.
262
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,314
At least she's dating
a guy with a neck.
263
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:14,619
- Hi, everyone.
- You're grounded, lady!
264
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,355
- What for?
- Eddie.
265
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:24,195
You know, it was
the funniest thing--
266
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,864
Please!
267
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:33,404
Thank you...for ratting on me.
268
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:38,676
Thank you...for ruining
my entire life.
269
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:44,449
Thank you very, very much.
270
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,718
Ugh!
271
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:55,093
There goes a polite young lady.
272
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,562
[instrumental music]
273
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,999
[instrumental music]
274
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:09,507
Miss Lynn Tanner.
Paging Miss Lynn Tanner.
275
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,377
Go away.
276
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,346
I've just gotta
get a message to ya.
277
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,349
I don't want
any messages from you.
278
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,819
It's not from me.
I'm just the bellhop.
279
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,694
It's from a friend of yours.
280
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,963
"It's not what you think.
281
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,831
"I'm really not a fink.
282
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,200
"You're the last person
I'd hurt.
283
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:38,937
"I didn't mean to blurt..
284
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,805
...it out."
285
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,276
I've got a message
for my so-called friend.
286
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,845
Friends don't rat on friends!
287
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,551
Guess this means no tip.
288
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,658
[strumming guitar]
289
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,796
Close enough.
290
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,165
¶ I'm under your window ¶
291
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,800
¶ With my guitar ¶
292
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:12,470
¶ Singing you this small ditty ¶
293
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,573
¶ Please don't be mad
at me anymore ¶
294
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:20,011
¶ Have I mentioned
I think you're pretty ¶
295
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,181
¶ Aye aye aye aye ¶
296
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,917
¶ I'm really sorry ¶
297
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,255
¶ Somebody just threw
a blanket on me ¶
298
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:34,625
¶ That's why I'm suffocating ¶¶
299
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,629
[instrumental music]
300
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,400
I take it
there's been no detente.
301
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,736
No detente.
No glasnost.
302
00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:48,106
No perestroika.
No nothin'.
303
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:52,143
Stop torturing yourself, ALF,
she'll come around.
304
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:54,345
What did I do that was so wrong?
305
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,414
You didn't do anything wrong.
306
00:16:56,416 --> 00:17:00,051
Which is something
I never thought I would say.
307
00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:02,920
But it was Lynn who lied.
308
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,722
You know, Willie,
Lynn's little subterfuge
309
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,824
wasn't all that terrible.
310
00:17:06,826 --> 00:17:08,393
I was dating Willie
for six months
311
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,928
before I told
my parents about it.
312
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,363
How come?
313
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,731
Oh, Willie didn't have any money
314
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,501
and he didn't have a job, and..
315
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,103
...he was already
dating my sister.
316
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,905
[telephone ringing]
317
00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:24,375
- I'll get it.
- He dated your sister?
318
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,144
Hello?
319
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,012
The hideous one?
320
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,985
I'm-I'm afraid there's been
a little misunderstanding.
321
00:17:33,987 --> 00:17:37,321
Would you please
cancel that order?
322
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,390
Thank you so much.
323
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,092
Goodbye.
324
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,401
Bill Bri's Jewelry Store.
325
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,271
You really dated Kate's sister?
326
00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:56,574
Apparently somebody placed
an order in our name.
327
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,276
The hideous one?
328
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,078
Must've been a little mix-up.
329
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,513
Funny how two children
from the same parents--
330
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:06,117
A $15,000 diamond bracelet!
331
00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:10,221
I ordered it for Lynn.
332
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,757
Nothing else was working.
333
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:16,094
Alright, that settles it.
334
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,829
Lynn!
335
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:21,766
We're gonna straighten
this thing out once and for all!
336
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,169
Alright, but I want to get back
to this sister thing.
337
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,542
Yes, father? Hello, mother.
338
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,077
Lynn..
339
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,149
...I want you to speak to ALF.
340
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:40,651
Civilly, please.
341
00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,920
- ALF who?
- Speak to him!
342
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:46,224
Or have your
telephone privileges taken away.
343
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,560
You want me to speak to him?
Fine, I'll speak to him.
344
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:54,398
Have you told mom yet
that you broke her ballerina?
345
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,601
[gasps]
346
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,037
My ballerina?
347
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,541
You..
348
00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,743
You squealer!
349
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,745
My porcelain ballerina?
350
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:10,748
That was supposed
to be a secret.
351
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,351
My wedding present
porcelain ballerina?
352
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,620
Well, you told my secret first.
353
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,722
But that just slipped out.
354
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,825
My original, one of a kind
355
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,996
impossible to duplicate
porcelain ballerina?
356
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:27,398
Do you know how silly
the word ballerina sounds
357
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,766
when you say it over and over?
358
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:31,802
Ballerina,
ballerina, ballerina.
359
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,006
Alright, everyone,
stop, cease, desist.
360
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:38,042
I want you to apologize
to each other
361
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:41,179
and I want you to put
all of this behind us.
362
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:47,485
Fine. Lynn, go to your room.
You, go to the garage.
363
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,020
Fine.
364
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:54,926
Kate, I'm sorry I broke
your wedding present.
365
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:59,063
- I was going to tell you.
- Really? When?
366
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:02,099
I was waiting to see
if the marriage would last.
367
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,904
[instrumental music]
368
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:13,744
Don't just barge in here. Knock
when you come into my room.
369
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,314
ALF's leaving because of you!
370
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,417
What are you talking about?
371
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,918
He can't leave.
372
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,688
He's fixing his spaceship
right now.
373
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,790
Don't be such a baby.
374
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,959
He's always saying
he can't fix that ship.
375
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:30,895
You're the baby!
You won't even talk to him!
376
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:33,364
Why don't you grow up?
377
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:36,400
Brian, wait.
378
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,402
Don't cry.
379
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:42,073
[crackling]
380
00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,318
[clears throat]
381
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,588
- What're you doin'?
- Nothing much.
382
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,691
Just some delicate,
precision spot-welding.
383
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,528
[sniffs]
384
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,497
What's that smell?
385
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,666
Burnt fur.
386
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,337
Brian says you're leaving.
387
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,673
Yep, just as soon as I calibrate
388
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,242
the gyroscopic guidance system.
389
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,248
Done.
390
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,385
Well, just because
we're not getting along
391
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,387
doesn't mean you have to leave.
392
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,758
- That so?
- Of course not.
393
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:37,161
I mean, everybody else
wants you to stay.
394
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,464
What about you?
395
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:43,267
I don't mind if you stay.
396
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,003
Well, I can't stay
with you mad at me.
397
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,406
- So I'm going.
- But, ALF--
398
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,807
And don't worry about me!
399
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,410
You'll forget about me
soon enough.
400
00:21:52,412 --> 00:21:55,346
Oh, ALF, please don't say that.
401
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,381
I don't want you to go.
402
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:01,285
- Do you mean it?
- Of course I mean it.
403
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,754
I'm sorry, I told mom
about the ballerina
404
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,390
but I was just so mad at you!
405
00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,659
Will you forgive me?
406
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,729
You were mad
and I was irresponsible.
407
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,798
- I'd say we're even.
- No.
408
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,000
I was the irresponsible one.
409
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,369
Alright, so you owe me.
410
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:22,306
- Are we friends again?
- Yeah.
411
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,442
I guess I can stop
working on this.
412
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:27,345
Oh, you couldn't fix that thing
anyway, could you?
413
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,313
Maybe.
414
00:22:29,315 --> 00:22:31,382
That's a lie, isn't it?
415
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,184
It's a loophole.
416
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,460
[instrumental music]
417
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:49,066
This glue is empty.
418
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:52,536
I vaguely recall using it
as a yogurt topping.
419
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:56,907
- How's the ballerina coming?
- Needs glue.
420
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,846
Oh, ALF, did you order this?
421
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,949
"Breakfast at Tiffany's."
422
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,885
Sounds like something I'd order.
423
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,987
Oh, look, it's inscribed!
424
00:23:09,989 --> 00:23:12,723
"Dear Willie and Kate
425
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,326
"sorry if I caused you
any trouble.
426
00:23:15,328 --> 00:23:17,027
"I wouldn't have dated
your daughter
427
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,462
"if I'd known
you didn't approve.
428
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:21,031
"Please accept this
as a token of my friendship.
429
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,801
Signed, Truman Capote."
430
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:29,240
[instrumental music]
431
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,912
[theme continues]
432
00:23:59,539 --> 00:24:01,539
[ALF laughing]
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