All language subtitles for Top.Secret.3333

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(GRUNTING)

(SHOUTS)

VON HORST:
Security has been tightened
throughout the country.

All borders have been
placed on full alert.

Exit visas have been
suspended for the entire week.

In addition, we have
received assurances

from our undercover
agents in the West

that our actions to date have
gone completely undetected.

All military leaves
have been canceled

and we have doubled the guard
around Dr. Flammond.

And finally, all systems

are in readiness
for deployment
of the Polaris Mine.

Just as you ordered,
General Streck.

Well done, Von Horst.

By Sunday, the entire
NATO submarine fleet

will be here
on their maneuvers
and completely vulnerable.

Major Crumpler,

what is the progress of
our diversionary plan?

The schedule for
the cultural festival

is now complete,
Herr General.

And you should be
pleased to note that
at your personal request,

the Soviets have agreed to
send their celebrated tenor,

Vladimir Biletnikov.

Well done, Herr Major.

Then everything has gone
according to the plan.

Well, not exactly,
mein General.

The American,
Leonard Bernstein,

unfortunately
has had to cancel.

But they are sending
another performer
in his place.

In fact,
we have just received

this copy of his most
recent record album.

His name is
Nick Rivers.

STRECK: I'm sure he will
be quite adequate.

As long as
the attention of the world

is firmly fixed on
our cultural festival,

no one will know
what is about to happen.

And once again, Germany
will become united
under one rule. Ours!

After Sunday, there will be
no one to stop us!

(RECORD PLAYING SKEET SURFIN')

* Skeet surfin'

* If everybody had a 12-gauge

* And a surfboard too

* You'd see 'em
shootin' and surfin'

* From here to Malibu

* Because it's
totally bitchin'

* Ridin' waves to
blast the pigeons

* And it's so neat
shooting skeet

* While you're riding
on the heavies all day

* First wave, don't get tired

* Second wave, aim higher

* Third wave, pull and fire

(CHEERING)

* Skeet surfin'
* It's all right

* Waxin' down our surfboards

* And loadin' up our traps

* Tell the teacher
we're shootin'

* We're never comin' back

* I've got a gun rack
in my Chevy

* For when the surf
and the flak get heavy

* And we'll have
fun with our guns

* Till our lifeguard
takes our ammo away

* First wave, don't get tired

* Second wave, aim higher

* Third wave, pull and fire

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

* Skeet surfin'
* It's all right

* First wave, get the knack

* Second wave, pull the trap

* Third wave, how's that?

* Skeet surfin'
* It's all right

* Sharing sunsets
with my favorite girl

* When we shoot the curl
we really shoot the curl

(GUN FIRES)

(EXPLOSION)

* First wave, don't get tired

* Second wave, aim higher

* Third wave, pull and fire

* Skeet surfin'
* It's all right

* First wave, get the knack

* Second wave, pull the trap

* Third wave, how's that?

* I wish they all
could be double-barrel

* Wish they all could
be double-barrel guns

* Skeet surfin',
can't you see?

* Do you wanna
come along with me?

* Skeet surfin',
can't you see?

* Do you wanna
come along with me?

* Skeet surfin',
it's all right

* Little girl
we'll have fun tonight

* Skeet surfin',
can't you see?

* Do you wanna
come along with me?

* Grab your board
and run to your gun *

(MAN ON TAPE
SPEAKING GERMAN)

A pen.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

A pen.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

A table.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

A table.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

The pen is on the table.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

There is sauerkraut
in my lederhosen.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Come in.

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

What did he say?

I think we're at
the East German checkpoint.

Better have our
passports ready.

Now remember, Nick,
this is the first time

rock music has ever been
allowed in this country.

So, you're not
just a performer,
you're an ambassador

representing America.

And above all, remember,
we've got to play
by their rules.

Martin, I've been practicing.
How's this?

(SPEAKING GERMAN)

What does that mean?

"Is your daughter 18?"

(DOOR OPENS)

Your papers, please.

Mr. Nick Rivers.

We've been awaiting
the arrival of the
famous American singer.

(DOGS BARKING)

SOLDIER: Come here!

Where are they taking him?

They are not
taking him anywhere.

(GUN FIRES)

Do not let your
American curiosity

lead you into trouble,
Mr. Rivers.

You are a guest here
only because it
serves our purposes.

I suggest that
during your stay

it would be wise to
keep to your own affairs.

Good day.

(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)

What the hell
did you say to him?
Nothing.

I just told him
I put his name on the
Montgomery Ward mailing list.

I'm sorry. He's just
a little tired
from the trip.

Normally,
he wouldn't have said...

Your attitude
is being noted,
Mr. Rivers.

(GLASS SHATTERING)

If that was your idea
of being an ambassador,

we're headed for
a lot of trouble.

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

(MAN ON PA
ANNOUNCING IN GERMAN)

(MAN ON TAPE
SPEAKING GERMAN)

I want a schnauzer
with my Wiener schnitzel.

(TRAIN CHUGGING)

(TRAIN STOPPING)

(CAR DOOR CLOSING)

(CAR ENGINE RUNNING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(BRAKES SQUEALING)

(CAR HONKING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TRAFFIC HONKING)

(MAN SPEAKING IN GERMAN)

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

MAN: Souvenirs,
novelties, party tricks.

Souvenirs,
novelties, party tricks.

Do you know any good
white basketball players?

There are no good white
basketball players,
my friend.

There was trouble on
the Berlin Express.

They knew I was
on that train.

We suspect there is a traitor
somewhere in the Resistance.

We must proceed, nonetheless.
There is too much at stake.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

Here, kind sir,
smell this flower.

It never fails
to amuse at parties.

(CHUCKLES)

That's very good.

The Germans are
planning something.
Time is running out.

Have you found out
where Dr. Flammond
is being kept?

Here. This is one of
our most popular items.

(CHUCKLING)
That's very good, ja.

We do not know where they
are keeping Dr. Flammond,

only that they
are forcing him
to build a new weapon.

What are my
instructions?

Here. Here. Try this.

This will make
you very popular
at social gatherings.

Go tonight
to the ballet.

Here. Use this ticket.

You will meet the leader
of the Resistance,

a man known
as "The Torch."

Until then,
wait at the Howard Johnson's.

It's on the corner of
Der Fuehrer Strasse
and Goebbels Platzen.

Good luck, kind sir,
and God be with you.

Wait.

You dropped
your phony dog poo.

What phony dog poo?

Souvenirs, novelties,
party tricks.

(IN GERMAN)

(ALL SINGING IN GERMAN)

Driver, why have
we stopped here?

This isn't the
Howard Johnson's.

(WALTZ PLAYING)

Good evening.
A table for two, please.

The name is Rivers.

Ah, yes, Mr. Rivers.

I have it right here.
But I'm afraid we require

a jacket and tie
for the dining room.

If you like, we would be very
happy to provide you with one.

Oh, that would be fine.

Jurgen.

This way, sir.

Ah, General Streck,
Comrade Biletnikov.

I have your table
ready for you.

Very good, Heinz.
As you know,

Comrade Biletnikov
holds a very high
rank in the party.

We wish to afford
him every courtesy.

But of course,
mein General.

Perhaps Comrade Biletnikov

would be persuaded to
sing for us this evening.

I will take care of it.

Thank you.

MARTIN: Nick, I'm sorry
I won't be able to join you
for dinner tonight.

I'm coming down with
a sore throat, so I've
decided to turn in early.

Don't forget. You have to
be at the theater at 8:30.

(COUGHING)

This doesn't help at all.

Don't worry
about it, Martin.

Go up to your room
and get some sleep.

Is there anything you need?
No, thanks.

I just wanted to
make sure you got those
new arrangements.

Oh, yeah.
I got them right here.

Oh, by the way,

I ordered that '84
Ripple Blanc for you
that they recommended.

It's very good.
Thanks.

Who do you favor in
the Virginia Slims tournament?

In women's tennis,
I always root against
the heterosexual.

Have you heard
from Cedric?

Yes, he was just here.

Wait in your hotel room.
He will meet you there.

This letter has to be
in New York by Tuesday.

Now go. Quickly.

(POLICE WHISTLE BLOWING)

(PEOPLE CLAMORING)

COP: Search this area.

Excuse me.
I am sorry, madam,

but this evening
is only for guests
of the cultural festival.

Your Ripple Blanc, sir.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

I have explained to you...

(FIZZING)

Jurgen,
escort this lady out.

Excuse me,
but this lady's with me.

Ah, Mr. Rivers.
A thousand pardons, madam.

After you, my dear.

You're just in time.

You know, I don't think
I've ever seen you
looking so lovely.

Thank you. That was
very kind of you.

My pleasure. I was looking
for someone to dance with.

You're an American.

That's right.

My uncle was
born in America.

Oh, really.

But he was one
of the lucky ones.

He managed to escape
in a balloon during the
Jimmy Carter presidency.

I bet he's got
a lot of great stories.

Yes.

He would tell me about
all the large houses
and expensive cars,

and how the young people
waste their time
watching television

and listening to
rock-and-roll music.

What's wrong
with television?

Not all television.
MASH was okay, and the
old Mary Tyler Moore Show.

It just seems like the
young people of America
take freedom for granted.

Now, wait a minute.
I don't think
you're being fair.

You know, my history class
once spent an entire week
in Philadelphia.

Maybe so. You can talk
about freedom all you want,

but still you don't
know what it's like
to have to fight for it.

Perhaps my lecture
was unwarranted.

I am grateful for what
you did back there.

Well, you know, I think
you'd really like America.

We've got the Liberty Bell,
Disneyland on both coasts.

It's happening.

(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)

I'm sorry. I really
don't know any German.

That's all right.
I know a little German.
He's sitting over there.

(IN GERMAN)

Anything's fine.

(ORDERS IN GERMAN)

Thank you, um...

Hillary.

Hillary.
That's an unusual name.

It's a German name.
It means "she whose
bosoms defy gravity."

Pleased to meet you.
My name is Nick.

Nick? What does that mean?

Oh, nothing. My dad thought
of it while he was shaving.

Oh.

Are you in some kind of
trouble with the police?

Some things are much
better left unsaid.

Like what?

Well, you know,

sometimes when you blow
your nose into a tissue

and you put it in your purse,
then a little while later

you have to reach in there
for your lipstick or something

and your hand
gushes into it and...

Okay, you're right.

Some things are
better left unsaid.

(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are fortunate
to have with us tonight

a singer whose great talent

is exceeded only by his
devotion to his country.

He truly has the gift of song,
a golden voice,

inspired talent...
Is there something wrong?

(SIGHS)
...and a charming
personality.

I was afraid something
like this might happen.

General Streck
of the high command
is a most fervent admirer

and owns a complete
set of his works.

Now, he is a very shy
and gentle man,

but perhaps we could
persuade him to sing for us.

Shall we ask him?

I'd better do what they want.
I promised my manager.

Thank you, sir.

Okay, watch the change
in the second chorus.

Oh, my God.

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo

* Got a girl named Sue

* She knows just what to do

* Got a girl named Sue

* She knows just what to do

* She knows how to love me
Yes, indeed

* Oh boy, you don't know
what you do to me

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo

(AUDIENCE GASPS)

* Got a girl named Daisy

* She almost drive me crazy

* Got a girl named Daisy

* She almost drive me crazy

* She rocked me to the East
She rocked me to the West

* But she's the girl
that I love best

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo *

(FEEDBACK FROM AMPLIFIER)

(WAITER
SPEAKING GERMAN)

(SCREAMS)

Cedric!

Cedric, what have
they done to you?

It was a trap.

They must have known
I was staying at
the Howard Johnson's.

But who did this?

Never mind about that.

We've got to rescue your
father before it's too late.

But what are
we going to do?

I was...

(COUGHING)

...supposed to go
to the ballet tonight,

meet a man
called "The Torch."

(FLUID FLOWING)

Thank you.

He's the leader
of the Resistance.

He'll help us
find your father.

I'll go.

No, you can't go.

It's too dangerous.

But I must.
He'll be tortured.

All right, but be very
careful at the ballet.

Where is the ticket?

In the glove compartment.

Can you reach it
from the inside?

(HORN HONKING)

How about
the other hand?

Oh, no, that's not it.
Let me try.

Here it is.

(HORN HONKING)

(THE NUTCRACKER SUITE PLAYING)

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

(ALL GASP)

(CRASHING)

We've got to
get out of here.

We oughta wait
for the police.

That was the police!

(POLICE WHISTLE BLOWING)

In here!

(GASPS)

Here. We can
get out this way.

Wait a minute. First you
can explain a few things.

I'm not sure I can.

(TRAFFIC HONKING)

(MICE SQUEAKING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(CRASHING)

I only know I've put
you in great danger.

Please trust me.
You must come with me!

Look, I don't know what
kind of trouble you're in,

(POLICE SHOUTING)
but don't worry about me,
I'm a guest of the government.

I can explain everything.

You're mistaken.
They'll put you...

(BANGING ON DOOR)

Go while you still can.
They can't do anything to me.

(CELL DOOR OPENING)

Martin!

Boy, am I glad to see you.

I've been here
20 minutes already.

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

Nick, I tried everything.

The embassy,
the German government,
the consulate.

I even talked to
the UN ambassador.

It's no use.

I just can't bring
my wife to orgasm.

Gee, that's a shame,
Martin.

Well, have you tried
one of these?

Wow. Well, thanks.
I'll give it a whirl.

Now listen, Martin.
I'm getting a little
worried about this place.

I don't think
they've ever even
heard of a trial.

All I know is after you
left the cafe last night,
I met a girl.

Then, later at the ballet,
she's sitting all alone.

Then all of a sudden
I see a guy who has
a gun at her head,

and he's looking like
he's gonna kill her.

And he might have
if I hadn't stepped in.

There's gotta be
someone you can call

that can straighten
this mess out.

I figure they gotta
let you out for your
concert Friday night.

They're beaming it
live by satellite
to 85 countries.

Now, you just relax.
And remember, there's
nothing to worry about.

(PRIEST RECITING
NONSENSE IN LATIN)

(CHANTING IN PIG LATIN)

(PRIEST CONTINUES RECITING
NONSENSE IN LATIN)

PRIEST: Amen.

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

We wish to impress
upon you, Mr. Rivers,

that we have methods
of dealing with those
who will not cooperate.

Now for the last time,
why did you attack
Sergeant Kruger?

I didn't know who it was.
I just saw him
pull a gun on a girl.

Might I remind you,
Mr. Rivers,

that the penalty for murder
is death by firing squad.

Let us hope for your sake
that Sgt. Kruger survives.

(PHONE RINGING)

Ja.

It is the hospital,
mein General.

What is the condition
of Sgt. Kruger?

Yes. I see.

Well, let me know if there's
any change in his condition.

He's dead.

I'm afraid you leave me
no alternative
but to introduce you

to two of my associates.

Bruno is almost blind,

has to operate
wholly by touch.

Klaus is a moron who
knows only what he reads
in the New York Post.

I believe they never let
a man lose consciousness,

however long they
may work upon him.

You don't scare me.

My manager is on his way right
now to the American consulate.

Do not be so sure,
Mr. Rivers.

Evidently, your friend
did not realize that
here in East Germany,

we use 220-volt current.

He was found
in his hotel room

impaled upon a large
electrical device.

Our surgeons did
what they could,

but it took them two hours
just to get the smile
off his face.

Perhaps the American
has chosen to reconsider.

Make sure they
leave no marks.

(SPEAKING IN GERMAN)

Do you know which room
the final chemistry
exam is in?

All the exams are over.
Haven't you been to class?

No!
But it's the end
of the semester.

No. No, I haven't studied.

Oh, no, I'm back in school.

I can't believe
I'm back in school.

(WHIPS LASHING)

Thank God.

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

Well?

They're still working on him.

He won't break.
They've tried everything.

Do you want me to bring out
the LeRoy Neiman paintings?

No. We cannot risk violating
the Geneva Convention.

We'll break him tomorrow.

Who are you?
What are you doing here?

My name is Nick Rivers.

Who are you?

I am Dr. Paul Flammond.

I am a prisoner here
just like you, my son.

You see, a year ago,
I was close to perfecting

the first magnetic
desalinization process.

So revolutionary, it was
capable of removing the salt

from over 500 million gallons
of seawater a day.

Do you realize what
that could mean

to the starving nations
of the earth?

Wow. They'd have enough salt
to last forever.

Then one night, the secret
police broke into my house,

tore me from my family,
ransacked my laboratory,

and brought me
to this dungeon.

That sucks.

For the first time
in my life

I am ashamed of
being a scientist.

What do you mean?

They are forcing me
to create a horrible weapon.

Can't you refuse?

I wish I could, but they
are holding my daughter.

They'll kill her
unless I complete
the Polaris Mine by Sunday.

Sunday?
That's Simchas Torah.

And the day the entire
NATO submarine fleet

passes through
the Straits of Gibraltar.

Is this the Polaris Mine?

Yes. By Sunday,
I will be able to arm it
with a nuclear warhead.

How does it work?

It is a magnetic mine.

So powerful,
it will attract itself
to submarines miles away.

How about that.

Oh, no!

You must go now.
If they find out
you've seen this,

your life will be worth less
than a load of dead rats

in a tampon factory.

Right away!

Von Horst.

Ja, mein General.

The government wishes to avoid
an international incident.

Mr. Rivers must be allowed to
perform his concert tonight.

He's to be executed
this very minute.

It'll have to wait.
Call them at once.

Ja, mein General.

(RINGING)

(MAN SHOUTING ORDERS)

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

* How silly can you get?
Yeah, yeah

* How silly can you get?
Ooh, yeah

* I never ever meant to stray
But when she looked at me
that way

* The night was young and
gay Paree made me forget

* I went to Paris in France
I found a little romance

* She was a-walkin'
down the boulevard

* I know I shoulda been good
I never thought that I would

* Be double-crossin', baby
Cross my heart

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

* A little rockin'
and a little wine

* Stopped me thinking
about a little valentine

* What's a lonely boy to do
She looked so fine

* How silly can you get?
Yeah, yeah

* How silly can you get?
Ooh, yeah

* I never ever meant to stray
But when she looked at me
that way

* The night was young and
gay Paree made me forget

* How silly can you get?
Yeah, yeah

* How silly can you get?
Ooh, yeah

* No more foolin' around,
you bet

* How silly can you get?

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

* I can't believe it's true

* That I just met a girl like

* You

(INAUDIBLE)

* Each night I'm all alone

* My heart's an empty home

* To see you standing there
would be my only prayer

* You set my heart on fire

* It's burning with desire

* Your touch, your lips,
your soul

* You make me lose control
Baby, please

CHORUS:
* Baby, please
Baby, please

* Spend this night with me

* I can't believe it's true

* I met a girl like you

* In heaven we would be

* If you would spend
this night with me

* If you would spend
this night with me

* Darling, I'm here to say

* I pray there'll come a day

* When by my side, you'll stay

* When you, you will always be

* A love that's true to me

(THUDS)

* You set my heart on fire

* It's burning with desire

* Your touch, your lips,
your soul

* Mm, you make me lose control
Baby, please

* Baby, please
* Baby, please, baby, please

* Spend this night with me

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

Oh, baby, baby, please.
* Baby, please

Don't you understand
I need you?

I can't live without you.

I'm gonna say something
I've never said before.

I even love ya.

Oh, it's just no use.
I'm beggin' you, darlin'.

I can't face another day
without you.

Oh, honey lamb, I'm afraid.

Don't you understand
I'm losing my very mind?

I gotta have you with me.

I'm in such a complete
anguish without you.

Oh, sugar drawers.

(SCREAMING)

Baby, I'm standin' at
the great abyss of love

and I'm teeterin'.
* Baby, please, baby, please

Oh, dumpling, I promise I'll
even be nice to your mama.

* Baby, please

* Spend this night

* With me

* Ooh-wah

(MOTOR WHIRRING)

Those bikes!

(YELLING)

(BIKES NEIGHING)

(POLICE WHISTLES BLOWING)

(POLICEMEN SHOUTING)

That is no excuse.
Search the road again.

They're in the eastern sector.

I want the whole
area sealed off.

Now, there's a used book store
somewhere around here.

The owner is a member
of the Resistance.

If we can find him...
Resistance? Wait a minute.

Don't you think it's
about time you told me
what this is all about?

I'm sorry. I guess I do
owe you an explanation.

You see, only a year ago

I was teaching a course
in Black History

at the University
of Blaupunkt.

And then one night,
I came home to find

that my father
had been arrested
by the secret police.

I've been trying to
find him ever since.

Wait a minute.
That's Dr. Flammond.

I saw him yesterday
in Flurgendorf Prison.

Flurgendorf Prison?
Is he all right?

Yes, he looks fine.

Thank God he's safe.

We must get
this information
to the Resistance.

Maybe they can help us.

Okay, let's go.

(URINATING)

There it is.

It's a Swedish
bookstore.

(BELL DINGING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(SPEAKING ENGLISH
BACKWARDS)

(SPEAKING ENGLISH
BACKWARDS)

(COUGHS)

(DOG BARKING)

HILLARY: That's okay.
Don't feel bad.

It happens to lots of men
the first time.

Just relax.
I'll pour you a drink.

We can always try again
in a couple of hours.

"She said, as she
laid down beside him
and caressed his chest."

Can you believe
they print this trash?

Don't worry about it.

You were going to
tell me something
about your childhood.

Oh, yes.

When I was just a young girl,

my uncle took me
on a tropical cruise.

But there was a terrible
storm, and the boat sank.

I managed to swim
to a deserted island

with a young boy named Nigel.

Together,
we had to learn to survive.

HILLARY: Fortunately,
the ocean provided its bounty

which Nigel would
catch every day.

Later, I would forage inland
for fruit and vegetables

from the endless
varieties of trees

and bushes found
all over the island.

Then we busied ourselves,
chopping palm fronds

and lacing them to bamboo
with dried seaweed and snot.

This not only provided us
with a safe haven
from the rain

but sheltered us from the
relentless Santa Ana winds,

which would periodically
ravage the island.

The years passed,
and as we grew up

we began to notice
strange, new feelings
awakening within us.

There was no one around
to explain this.

We had to learn by ourselves.

Then one day
he went fishing.

That was the last
I ever saw of Nigel.

I spent months by myself
on that island

until I was finally rescued
by a passing ship.

I'll never forget
my feeling of relief.

You can't imagine
what it's like

to be separated
from your family

at such a young age.

I think I can.

You see, when I was
about six years old,

my mama took me on
a trip to the city.

We went to one of those
big old department stores

and I got lost.

They tried to page her,
but the PA system
was on the fritz.

I never saw my mama again.

People from
the cosmetics department

fed me a bowl of soup
and some bread.

Days stretched into weeks.

One February,
they got pretty jammed up

during the semiannual
Lincoln's Birthday sale,

and they asked me to help
out in Preteen Maternity.

Then one day I overheard
a conversation in Personnel

about them needing a new
jingle for their radio ad.

So, I picked up my guitar
and I wrote down a tune

that had been mullin'
and creepin' and crawlin'
around in my head.

It went something
like this.

* Are you lonesome tonight?

* Is your kitchen a sight?

* Is your wardrobe

* All run-down and bare?

* Is your lipstick
all smeared?

* Are your stockings
not sheer?

* Do they make your legs
show all your hair?

* Do the tears on your pillow

* Roll down as you turn?

* Do they short out
the blanket

* And make the sheets burn?

* Is your heart
filled with pain?

* Will you come back again?

* Shop at Macy's
and love me tonight *

Oh, Nick.

(GUITAR CRUNCHING)

(SINGING IN GERMAN)

(HORSE SINGING)

Whoa!

All right, this is it.

I must
leave you here.

Go now. Quickly!

(HORSE COUGHING)

HILLARY: Is he all right?

He caught a cold
the other day.

He's just a little hoarse.
Giddap, Mario. Whoa!

MARIO:
* It's been a hard day's night

* And I've been
working like a dog

* But when I get
home to you... *

Yes?

Is this the
potato farm?

Yes. I am Albert Potato.
Who are you?

We were sent by
Sven Jorgensen.

Come this way.

What do you want?

We want to see The Torch.

No one is allowed
to see The Torch.

But we have
important information

about my father,
Dr. Paul Flammond.

We shall see.

Nigel!

NIGEL: Hillary!

It is you.

Oh, my darling Hillary,
if only you knew how
I've yearned for this day.

Sleepless nights,
lonely hours,

hoping, praying
that once more

I would be able to gaze into
your ravishing brown eyes.

Who is this I should thank
for bringing you back to me?

Oh, Nigel, this is Nick.

Nick Rivers.
He is a friend.

Forgive us, Mr. Rivers,
if we have been less
than hospitable,

but recently we've had
reason to believe
that there is a traitor

somewhere in the Resistance.

Du Quois, introduce
the American to the men.

Very well.

This is Chevalier,

Montage,

Detente,

Avant-garde,

and Deja Vu.

Have we not met before,
monsieur?

I don't think so.

Over there, Croissant,

Souffle, Escargot,

and Chocolate Mousse.

(GRUNTS)

(CRUNCHING)

Now, Mr. Rivers,
what is the news
that you bring us?

I've seen Dr. Flammond
in Flurgendorf Prison.

(ALL MURMURING)
Flurgendorf
prison?

He told me
the Polaris Mine

will be ready
on Sunday.

Sunday?

(CURSING IN FRENCH)

(EXCLAIMS)

We'll have to
move out tonight.

I'll be back in a moment,
my darling.

Prepare the gear
for the jump.
Arc de Triomphe!

Cordon bleu.

Nick, I want to explain.

What's there to explain?
I just want to say that...

I'm not the first guy
who fell in love with
a girl in a restaurant

who turned out to
be the daughter of
a kidnapped scientist,

only to lose her
to a childhood lover

she'd last seen on
a deserted island

and turned out 15 years
later to be leader of
the French underground.

I know. It all sounds
like some bad movie.

Forget it.

It'll be better for everyone
if we forget what's happened.

Mr. Rivers, we've arranged
for your safe transportation

across the border tonight.

It's the least we can do
to show our gratitude.

Come, my darling.

Let me show you what I've done
to the fallout shelter.

Do not take it so hard, Nick.

Life is filled with
its little miseries.

Each of us, in his own way,
must learn to deal
with adversity

in a mature
and adult fashion.

(SNEEZES)

(SCREAMING)

(CRASHING)

(LAUGHING)

Mind if I have
a swig of this?

Go right ahead.

(SPITS)

What the hell
is this stuff?

Gasoline.

(LAUGHING)

(GULPING)

Don't worry, my darling.
I'm sure your friend
will get over it.

He seems a good chap, really.

But, Hillary, how wonderful
you've returned to me now,

when I so desperately
need you by my side
to fight for the cause.

Our cause.

Oh, Nigel,
I am proud of you.

But I'm so confused.

All these years
I thought you were dead.

And by all rights,
I should be.

I floated at sea for days
nearly unconscious.

As luck would have it,
I was picked up by
a passing freighter.

Of course, I tried to get them
to come back to save you too,

but it was a foreign ship
and they didn't understand
English.

I yelled and screamed,
but it only seemed to
excite them all the more.

They took advantage of me in
ways that I cannot describe.

Oh, Nigel.
It must have been awful!

Latrine!

(GROANING)

What did you find out,
Latrine?

Where are the others?

Oh, we never
had a chance.

It was a slaughter.

We must put a stop
to these afternoon
football games.

Which direction
were they coming from?

Up the road.

(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)

Take cover!

Oh, my God.
They're gonna kill us all.

(GUNS FIRING)

Here, take this.

(GUN HITTING)

(EXPLOSION)

(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

Grenade!

We're running
out of time.

The plane will not
wait for us.

We'll have to make
a break for it.

Rendezvous at the cafe
near the landing field.

Wait.

(CLAMORING)

Nice shooting.

My man!

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Good, you've made it.
Now everybody's
accounted for.

Here's the plan.
We'll be taking off
at 0100 hours.

What about the American?

A truck will drive by here
at exactly midnight.

You will jump on the back
and be driven to the border.

Wait. Nick is the only one
who knows the inside
of that prison.

Well, Monsieur Rivers,

it seems that
you have become,

how do you say,
indispensable?

Indispensable.

That's what I thought.

Sorry, fellas.
I've done my time
in Flurgendorf Prison.

I got a truck to meet.

Nick, you can ask
any price you want,
but you must help us.

Seems as long
as I know my way
around that prison,

I'll never be lonely.

Nick, I know how
you feel about me,

but I'm asking you to
put your feelings aside

for something
more important.

Do I have to hear again

what a great cause you
and Nigel are fighting for?

But this was
your cause, too.

My only cause
is my music.

That's exactly what I mean.

Didn't you see the eyes of
those kids at your concert?

Oh, Nick, you must help us.

If not for me,
for the cause of freedom.

Latrine!

A traitor in our midst.

Well done, Latrine.

I see you have dealt
with him appropriately.

Not the bird,
you fool!

This is a carrier pigeon
on its way to
German headquarters.

Look. A message.

"Resistance planning
to free Flammond

"Sunday, 0800 hours."

That means the traitor
is someone at this table.

Excuse me,
but aren't you
Nick Rivers,

the American
rock-and-roll star?

No, I'm not.

GIRL: But you must be.
Won't you sing us
just one song?

I'm sorry.
You must have me
confused with somebody else.

I'm Mel Torme.

(BOTH GROAN DISAPPOINTEDLY)

That was close.

Perhaps a bit too close.

What do you mean?

We have absolutely no proof
that this man is who
he claims to be.

And yet we're
asking him to lead us

into the most heavily
guarded prison in Germany.

Why, Nigel,
that's absurd.

Just a moment, my darling.

We know he came to us
with no credentials.

We know the Germans
never knew the location
of our headquarters

until he arrived.

And we know that we've been
infiltrated by a traitor.

Nigel, what are you saying?

How do we know
he's not Mel Torme?

Eva, look.
He's at the jukebox.

Ja!

(STRAIGHTEN OUT THE RUG
PLAYING)

* Well, get out on that floor
and hit that rug tonight

(GIRLS SCREAMING)

* Well, get out on that floor
and hit that rug tonight

* We're gonna shake that rug
till the early, early light

* I said romp and stomp and
slide like a devil on a thread

* Yeah, I said romp and stomp

* And slide like
a devil on a thread

* Well, stand back, baby,
I believe I'm gonna
fray my edge

* You gotta straighten the rug

* Yeah, straighten the rug

* You gotta give it a push

* Yeah, give it a shove

* Well, rug cuttin', honey
Now, baby,
won't you give it a tug

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

* You better watch the mean
old rug don't bite you back

(GLASS TINKLING)

* You better watch that mean
old rug don't bite you back

* Yeah, I'm tellin' you, baby,
it ain't no backdoor mat

* You gotta straighten the rug

* Yeah, straighten it out

* You gotta give it a shove

* Yeah, scream and shout

* Well, rug cuttin', honey,
you know what
I'm talkin' about

* Well, rug cuttin',
honey, come on,
let's straighten it out

* And there's nobody

* I'd rather
straighten it with

* Than you

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

This is not Mel Torme.

Oh, Nick.

Yes?

We don't know what's
going to happen down there.

This may be the last time
I'll see you

and there's something
I wanted to say.

You don't have
to say anything.

But I want to.

You must know that when we
were together last night

I had no idea that
Nigel was still alive.

And now that you know?

Nick, his work is
so important to him.

I must stay with him.

He pleaded with me
not to leave.

I just hope you realize
that's all he means to me.

Oh, I don't know
what's right any longer.

I only wish I didn't
love you so much!

(CRICKET CHIRPING)

(CRICKET STOPS CHIRPING)

(MOOING)

I've spotted the herd.
They're the key
to the whole plan.

Now, we're here.

Every morning at 7:15,
the prison guards
bring the cows

from here, up this road
towards the prison

for their morning milking.

Du Quois and I will merge
with the herd here,

and sneak in through the gate
and the electrified fence.

Then we'll break away
from the other cows

and enter the generator
building here.

At exactly 7:25

we cut the power.

Then the rest of you
come through here,

scale this wall,
and Nick can lead you
to Flammond's cell.

Meanwhile, Hillary
will steal this truck
by the railway crossing

(TOY TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
and pick us up back here.

Then we'll drive
to the landing field
and the waiting plane.

Let's go.

No, you take the head.
I'm taking the back.

But the plan was...
Forget the plan.

I'm giving the orders here.
Shut up and give me
the back half.

All right.
Be an asshole.

(MOOING)

DU QUOIS: Here they come.

Okay, let's move out.

(DU QUOIS MOOING)

All right, let's go.
Double time.

DU QUOIS: We only
have five minutes
to get to the circuit box

and throw the switch.

We've got to hurry.
Can you see the gate?

Yes. It's just ahead.
Where are the guards?

(WHIP LASHES)
I can only see one.

Ow!
GUARD: Ja, there, girl!
Move along!

NIGEL: Stay behind the guards.

Once we get
around this corner,

we'll break away
from the herd.

Okay, now!

I think we did it.

Can you see the generator?

Yes, it's over there
behind the feed bin.

All right, let's go.
We've got to hurry.

(COW MOOING)

DU QUOIS: Mon dieu!

(SUCKLING)

(NIGEL MOANING)

DU QUOIS: Nigel?
You okay?

Oh, yeah.
Let's go.

What's the hurry?

Why are we always in
such a bloody rush?

(MOANING)

I just wanted to
stop to take a rest.

(SHUSHES)

The guards have passed.

All right. How long
till they cut the power?

Three more minutes

and we can
cut the wire.

DO QUOIS: There it is.

(SIGHS)

(SCREAMING)

(SHOUTS)

Lovely.

(GROANING)

MOUSSE: You're all right now.
I'm here.

Yeah, it's all right.

(GROANING)

Ow!

Hey.

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(MEN GRUNTING)

Here, here.

(GROWLS)

Viva la France!

DU QUOIS: Nigel,
what are you doing?

NIGEL: Never you mind.

Why do you want to go
back to the meter shed?

We're going to turn
the power back on.

But that will set off
the alarm. The others
will be trapped.

I refuse.

Oh?

(COCKS GUN)
This gun in your back
says you won't.

Now, move!

So, it is you
who is a traitor.

(MOOS)

(THEME FROM JAWS PLAYING)

NIGEL: Don't take it
too badly, old boy.

You're no more of a fool
than the others.

Now, get over there
and pull that...

(SCREAMING)

Dr. Flammond!

Nick.
We're taking you out of here.

But my daughter.

Hillary's safe.
She's with us.

Thank God.

But how ironic.
Another day and I would
have completed my tunnel.

Nice work.

(SNEEZES)

Nigel!

Very clever, my darling.
Nigel!

You seem to have put the
pieces together very nicely,

but unfortunately
it's too late for you

and the others.

But, Nigel, how could you?

It wasn't very difficult.

I could have returned
to rescue you from
that wretched island,

but it would have meant
leaving my newfound comrades.

Comrades?

Yes. It was a Russian ship.

They taught me all about you,
imperialist swine.

I was exposed to the works
of great thinkers.

Karl Marx, Lenin,
L. Ron Hubbard,
Freddie Laker.

Now, get into the truck.
We're going for a ride.

(RINGING)

(MAN SHOUTING IN GERMAN)

Where's the truck?
Where's Hillary?

I'm hungry.
Du Quois!

What happened?

(GROANING)

Nigel made me go
back to the meter shed,

ordered me to
set off the alarm.

And what does he
want us to do now?

Nothing, you numbskull.
Nigel's a traitor!

(MACHINE GUNS FIRING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(DINGS)

Latrine!

What happened?

Nigel took Hillary in truck.

That way.

I cannot leave the country
without my daughter.

I'm going after them.
I'll meet you at
the landing field.

Whether you
make it back or not,
that plane must take off

with Dr. Flammond
at 1800 hours.

We recommend you be there
at least 45 minutes
before departure,

especially at
this time of year.

Good luck, Nick.

Let's go.

Good luck.

(KISSING)

FLAMMOND: You've got to
hand it to the Germans.

They make great cars.

(MOUSSE LAUGHING)

(HONKING)

(RADIO STATIONS CHANGING)

(GUN FIRES)

(CLATTERING)

(BONANZA PLAYING)

Goodbye.

There's no more time.
We've got to take off now.

I will not leave
without my daughter.

Listen, old chap.
In a few minutes,
it'll be dawn.

Then we'll be sitting ducks
to their antiaircraft guns.

FLAMMOND: Wait.

There they are!

(EXCLAIMS)

(CRASHING)

Oh, Father,
thank God you're safe!

My darling.
How I feared
I would never see you again.

I am so proud of you,
my beloved.

There'll be time
to talk on the plane.
You'd better hurry.

But I can't go
on that plane.

But, Hillary.

No, Father.
I'm needed here.

For as long as a single man
is forced to cower

under the iron fist
of oppression,

as long as a child
cries out in the night

or an actor can be
elected president,

we must continue
the struggle.

No, Hillary.

It is much too dangerous
for you in Germany now.

Yes. Go with Nick.
Don't worry about us.

We will hear his music
on the Voice of America.

We will hear it in
the hearts of the people

and in elevators everywhere.

And as long as we do,
we know that we are not alone

in our fight.

They're right, Hillary.

And when we get to America...

Who knows
what will be then.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Things change.

People change.
Hairstyles change.

Hillary,
I want you to be with me.

Interest rates fluctuate.
Who knows?

Don't you want
to come with me?
If you don't, say so now.

HILLARY: Want?

Want.

More than anything!

Take me with you.

Goodbye,
Chocolate Mousse.

I'll never forget you.

Goodbye, Du Quois.
Take care of yourself.

Goodbye, Deja Vu.

I'll always remember you.

And I'll miss you
most of all, Scarecrow.

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo

* Got a girl named Sue

* She knows just what to do

* Got a girl named Sue

* She knows just what to do

* She knows how to love me
Yes, indeed

* Oh boy, you don't know
what you do to me

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* Tutti frutti, oh Rudy

* A-Wop-bop-a-loo-bam
A-lop-bam-boo *

* How silly can you get?
Yeah, yeah

* How silly can you get?
Ooh, yeah

* I never ever meant to stray
But when she looked at me
that way

* The night was young and
gay Paree made me forget

* I went to Paris in France
I found a little romance

* She was a-walkin'
down the boulevard

* I know I shoulda been good
I never thought that I would

* Be double-crossin', baby
Cross my heart

* A little rockin'
and a little wine

* Stopped me thinking
about a little valentine

* What's a lonely boy to do
She looked so fine *

* Skeet surfin'

* Skeet surfin'

* If everybody had a 12-gauge

* And a surfboard too

* You'd see 'em
shootin' and surfin'

* From here to Malibu

* Because it's
totally bitchin'

* Ridin' waves to
blast the pigeons

* And it's so neat
shooting skeet

* While you're riding
on the heavies all day

* First wave, don't get tired

* Second wave, aim higher

* Third wave, pull and fire

* Skeet surfin'
* It's all right

* First wave, get the knack

* Second wave, pull the trap

* Third wave, how's that?

* I wish they all
could be double-barrel

* Wish they all could
be double-barrel guns

* Skeet surfin',
can't you see?

* Do you wanna
come along with me?

* Skeet surfin',
can't you see?

* Do you wanna
come along with me?

* Skeet surfin',
it's all right *

* I can't believe it's true

* I met a girl like you

* In heaven we would be

* If you would spend
this night with me

* If you would spend
this night with me

Darling, I'm here to say

I pray there'll come a day

When by my side you'll stay

And you, you will always be

A love that's true to me

* You set my heart on fire

* It's burning with desire

* Your touch, your lips,
your soul

* Ooh, you make me
lose control

* Baby, please

* Baby, please

* Spend this night with me

* Baby, please

* Spend this night

* With me

* Ooh-wah