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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:22,625 --> 00:00:28,542 You're by yourself 4 00:00:30,292 --> 00:00:34,375 You're anxious 5 00:00:34,458 --> 00:00:37,125 FAREWELL CLASS XII YEAR 2014 6 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:42,750 You can't find your path 7 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:47,458 To follow... 8 00:00:47,542 --> 00:00:50,042 They only needed four years! #Geekslovetoo 9 00:00:51,417 --> 00:00:54,750 Don't listen to anyone... 10 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:57,417 20 years later. 11 00:00:58,333 --> 00:01:03,250 Always do what you think 12 00:01:04,292 --> 00:01:09,667 Even if they say it's right 13 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:14,667 Have faith, have faith 14 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:18,458 Only in yourself 15 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:25,542 Don't act rashly, think carefully 16 00:01:25,625 --> 00:01:32,792 What you want to do with your life 17 00:01:32,875 --> 00:01:35,375 When you're in the dark 18 00:01:35,458 --> 00:01:39,417 Search, search for light 19 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,042 And this will surely 20 00:01:42,125 --> 00:01:48,958 Surely help you 21 00:01:55,917 --> 00:01:58,333 Well done, Ana! 22 00:01:59,458 --> 00:02:02,375 You're a smooth criminal, baby! 23 00:02:02,458 --> 00:02:04,917 You sang just as well as your mother, honestly. 24 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,250 Ugh, I can only stay for a little bit. 25 00:02:07,333 --> 00:02:09,000 Come on, don't be a party pooper. 26 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:11,917 It's not my fault I have to get back by 12. 27 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,875 Jesus, Cinderella! Relax! Come on! 28 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,208 -Vodka? -Shh! 29 00:02:36,708 --> 00:02:39,083 -What are you doing? -What is this? 30 00:02:39,167 --> 00:02:41,083 Go now! You'll see. 31 00:02:41,833 --> 00:02:44,000 What are you doing? 32 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,333 Come with me! 33 00:02:49,167 --> 00:02:50,833 Ana, this is... 34 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,375 Rares! 35 00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:56,750 Rares, this is my friend Virginia. 36 00:02:57,583 --> 00:02:59,792 Hi, nice to meet you. 37 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,833 Enjoy is the code. 38 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:26,667 High school years. #pedophilia saves Romania 39 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,583 Where are you? 40 00:03:29,667 --> 00:03:31,958 I'm with Martha, on the sea. 41 00:03:34,583 --> 00:03:36,667 You promised that tonight we were gonna dance together. 42 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:39,958 Yasmine... I didn't promise you anything. 43 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,833 At least you could have been here with me. 44 00:03:45,917 --> 00:03:48,875 Seriously, did you really have to go to the seaside now? 45 00:03:50,875 --> 00:03:53,792 You know what? I'm a virgin too! 46 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:05,000 I was thinking it would be cool not to be one by the time I finished high school. 47 00:04:06,583 --> 00:04:10,292 Don't be afraid, Ana. 48 00:04:20,958 --> 00:04:22,667 Yasmine... 49 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:27,750 I'm leaving. 50 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:30,542 It's the prom, our last party all together. 51 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:34,375 Don't you think we deserve a proper party instead of this crap? 52 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:37,458 -With whom? -Just the three of us! Come! 53 00:04:50,625 --> 00:04:53,083 Enjoy! 54 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:57,625 Immortals 55 00:04:57,708 --> 00:05:00,875 Super heroes from mere dreamers 56 00:05:00,958 --> 00:05:04,833 Immortals 57 00:05:04,917 --> 00:05:08,250 We can do whatever we want Now we are adults 58 00:05:08,333 --> 00:05:11,708 Immortals 59 00:05:12,375 --> 00:05:15,500 Super heroes from mere dreamers 60 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:19,542 Immortals 61 00:05:19,625 --> 00:05:23,792 We can do whatever we want Now we are adults 62 00:05:43,042 --> 00:05:45,708 I can't believe you did this. 63 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:49,667 If Dad sees me like this, he'll kill me. 64 00:05:51,667 --> 00:05:54,583 Did you see the look on the biology teacher's face? 65 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:58,875 -Priceless! -They didn't understand a thing anyway. 66 00:05:58,958 --> 00:06:01,125 Good thing we're rid of them. 67 00:06:02,417 --> 00:06:05,375 Yeah? Where do you wanna go? 68 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:08,250 -Surprise! -Surprise! 69 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:12,042 It's 12. Can you drop me home? 70 00:06:12,125 --> 00:06:15,292 -You'll be sorry. -We shouldn't have left anyway. 71 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,250 What did you want us to do? 72 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:21,458 Sit and stare at the teachers groping each other under the tables? 73 00:06:21,542 --> 00:06:24,708 If only Sergiu were among them... 74 00:06:24,792 --> 00:06:26,500 Mmm, the history teacher... 75 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:30,792 God, how I'd grope the history teacher under the table. 76 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:34,583 Yeah, too bad he's gay. 77 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:36,792 -He isn't. -Sure he's gay. 78 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:41,042 He's 30 and nobody has ever seen him with a woman. Smells gay to me... 79 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:45,042 -And he wears clothes that match. -God, and he smells good. 80 00:06:45,125 --> 00:06:48,375 -I'm telling you, he isn't. -Fine. 81 00:06:48,458 --> 00:06:51,000 Ana, why are you going home? 82 00:06:51,083 --> 00:06:54,583 Didn't you say it was prom night and we would make it count? 83 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:05,792 My dad heard that some people in Focsani City got food poisoning 84 00:07:05,875 --> 00:07:10,208 from eating at the prom... and he packed me a snack. 85 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:13,917 No shit, you have sandwiches on you? 86 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:20,167 Hey, my mother packed me condoms! So, woohoo! 87 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:23,667 Where are you going? 88 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:26,750 My business! 89 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:29,458 -Yasmine, where are you taking us? -Fratelli... 90 00:07:30,042 --> 00:07:33,542 -Which one? -Mamaia resort. 91 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:35,833 -No... -Awesome! 92 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:41,500 No, take me home this instant. Now! 93 00:08:40,167 --> 00:08:43,542 From this moment on, no computer, TV, nor phone for you. 94 00:08:43,625 --> 00:08:46,667 -But, Daddy... -Hand it over! 95 00:08:50,083 --> 00:08:54,125 Shame on you. You stink of alcohol and cigarettes, 96 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:57,250 you come home at this hour and try to sneak in like a rat. 97 00:08:57,333 --> 00:09:00,292 -I didn't want to wake you. -You're irresponsible. 98 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:03,042 I even let you go. You have your finals on Monday! 99 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,292 I'm sorry. 100 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:11,500 My father would have beaten me to a pulp had I done anything like this. 101 00:09:12,875 --> 00:09:17,583 And I totally forbid you to see that impertinent Roxana 102 00:09:17,667 --> 00:09:21,875 and that slutty Yasmine again, understood? Go to bed! 103 00:09:32,833 --> 00:09:37,042 I love you. I miss you. 104 00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:57,917 I changed my mind. I'm coming with you! 105 00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:07,583 Morning. 106 00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:11,167 -Jesus, what are you doing here? -Morning. 107 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,833 It's a full moon. 108 00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:19,542 What are you doing here? 109 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,542 Come on, it's romantic. 110 00:13:32,208 --> 00:13:36,792 Are you upset? Sergiu! 111 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,458 Are you upset? 112 00:13:58,792 --> 00:14:02,458 -No, I'm not upset, it's just... -Just what? 113 00:14:04,917 --> 00:14:07,542 We are not alone on the boat. 114 00:14:10,292 --> 00:14:12,458 You know you shouldn't be here? 115 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:17,417 You shouldn't be here either. 116 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:25,333 If I remember right, you should be at a prom, 117 00:14:25,417 --> 00:14:29,333 dancing with a girl you promised the best night of her life. 118 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:34,833 This expedition came at the last minute. I've already dived and found some... 119 00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,500 -I don't give a fuck about your diving. -Lower your voice. 120 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,167 You promised we wouldn't hide anymore. 121 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:42,417 The prom was the way to tell everyone that we're an item. 122 00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,875 Take the finals, get into college, 123 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:47,458 you have more important things to think about right now. 124 00:14:47,542 --> 00:14:49,708 -Is this how you usually treat girls? -Meaning? 125 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,333 You raise them... I'm sorry, you graze on them. 126 00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:57,292 And then you send them on their way. 127 00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,417 You're vulgar. 128 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,375 And you don't like it anymore? 129 00:15:16,667 --> 00:15:21,792 Professor, sir, you don't like it anymore? 130 00:15:23,042 --> 00:15:24,500 -I'm leaving. -Yasmine, wait. 131 00:15:24,833 --> 00:15:25,833 Yasmine, wait. 132 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:30,083 You'll see what it's like to be promised something, and get nothing! 133 00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:39,375 YOUR MOTHER 134 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:44,750 -Maybe she went to the car. -She'd never just sit in the car. 135 00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:52,625 Yasmine! 136 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:55,708 What the hell, woman, where have you been? 137 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,917 -Nowhere. -We've looked everywhere for you! 138 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,458 Let's go take a swim, come on! 139 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:07,042 You're leaving all the time, dude, all the bloody time. 140 00:16:07,125 --> 00:16:08,375 -I was here, woman! -Where? 141 00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:12,875 Well done, Ana! 142 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:17,417 We'll take a swim, and then we go home. 143 00:16:56,250 --> 00:17:03,250 Girls, let's get some money out, grab a coffee, eat and head back. OK, Virgy? 144 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:05,833 Selfie! 145 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:10,500 Let's just get something on the road. We'll save time. 146 00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:14,542 Fun Police, seriously, I really need a cup of coffee... 147 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:17,208 or 20, after all that booze last night. 148 00:17:17,292 --> 00:17:18,708 Come on. 149 00:17:20,375 --> 00:17:22,167 It's crawling with cops during the day. 150 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,000 You want them to revoke my driving licence? 151 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,833 -Do you know what today is? -It's Saturday?! 152 00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,458 It's J. Balvin at The Mission! 153 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,625 "Tranquila"... 154 00:17:33,708 --> 00:17:35,958 It's also two days before the finals. 155 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:40,417 Exactly! We've still got one... 156 00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,167 -No, we already decided! -Virgy... 157 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,500 Besides, my dad will definitely come after me. 158 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:48,958 Virgy, it's high time you became a woman. 159 00:17:49,833 --> 00:17:52,000 Yeap, an independent one! 160 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:55,542 -Is it? -Well, yes! 161 00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:59,208 So what if he gets angry, I'm 18! 162 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,708 We're witnessing a miracle. 163 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:06,250 Let him come after me, I don't care. What can he do to me? 164 00:18:10,333 --> 00:18:11,667 Ana! 165 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:25,917 Goddammit! 166 00:18:32,292 --> 00:18:35,375 Man... These seem rich. 167 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:38,250 You're finally putting your brain to good use. 168 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,292 What's with these girls at 7 o'clock in the morning? 169 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:46,292 I don't know, bro, but they seem gullible. This should do it. 170 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,500 Dude, this won't do shit, we wait... 171 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,417 With so many clubs opened, some drunk rich kids are bound to pass by. 172 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,708 You think a drunk rich kid is gonna come at 7:00 a.m. to withdraw money? 173 00:18:56,792 --> 00:18:58,500 Only poor kids take out enough for a shawarma, 174 00:18:58,583 --> 00:19:00,333 we'll end up with 600 lei again. 175 00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:04,792 -600 per ATM is a joke... -Six hundred in one hour? 176 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:07,458 That's two hundred apiece. It's better than any job. 177 00:19:07,542 --> 00:19:09,208 We're not working, dude, we're stealing. 178 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:10,875 There are other risks, we have to make more money. 179 00:19:10,958 --> 00:19:12,500 Dude, it's not right... 180 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:18,417 Check out this girl, she looks like some MP's kid. I bet her card is 100% full. 181 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,458 Man, are you dumb or what? 182 00:19:25,833 --> 00:19:27,958 There are super hotties in the next car 183 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,833 and they've been checking us out since we parked. 184 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,958 Top-notch hotties, man, check this out! 185 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:43,125 -Let's sting her! -Come on, dude. 186 00:19:43,208 --> 00:19:46,625 And besides, we can't, we're all three in the car. D'oh! 187 00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:47,792 We work them smoothly. 188 00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:50,750 We tell them some bullshit story, we take them for a ride 189 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:53,833 and when we reach an ATM, we do our thing and get their card. 190 00:19:54,542 --> 00:19:59,042 You're a genius, man, I say she'll deliver it straight to us... Check this out. 191 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,875 -She's all wet. -What's her PIN code? 192 00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:07,500 0000? No shit? What PIN code is that? 193 00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:10,750 PINguin code. Come on, bro, they're underage. 194 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:12,625 So what, it's not like they'll give us underage money. 195 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,958 Look at her! 196 00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:29,083 -Move over! -Yasmine! 197 00:20:29,167 --> 00:20:34,833 There are cute guys in the next car and... one waved at me. 198 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:36,917 Which one? 199 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,083 The one behind the wheel. With the muscles. 200 00:20:40,958 --> 00:20:44,917 -That "big city life" wannabe redneck? -Dude, cut it off... 201 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,875 Wave back goodbye and let's go. 202 00:20:52,792 --> 00:20:54,792 The voice of reason. 203 00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,583 What the hell... 204 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,542 -Fuck! -Fuck! 205 00:21:08,625 --> 00:21:12,000 -You did that on purpose! -I can't get out of the car! 206 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,333 I didn't do it on purpose, what's wrong with you?! 207 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,792 Hang on a sec. 208 00:21:28,167 --> 00:21:29,208 He's coming over. Fuck! 209 00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,500 -Fuck! -What is he doing? 210 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,583 Excuse me, girls, but you kind of humped our car. 211 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,667 So, now you want some too? 212 00:21:53,292 --> 00:21:56,000 I know that usually in these cases you apologize or at least behave... 213 00:22:02,792 --> 00:22:04,500 Fine! 214 00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:10,208 What are you doing, you don't know how to react so you call a friend? 215 00:22:11,458 --> 00:22:13,000 No, baby, I'm calling the police. 216 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:15,750 Maybe your daddy gave you this car before you got your license. 217 00:22:15,833 --> 00:22:19,167 If you cause an accident, you call the cops, clear? 218 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,500 Good morning, I would like to report an accident. 219 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:25,667 Is he calling the police? 220 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:28,667 Yasmine, I don't want to end up at the police! 221 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:31,958 Girl, give me a break, I just crumpled him up a bit, 222 00:22:32,042 --> 00:22:35,833 you think anyone's gonna show up for a thump like this? 223 00:22:35,917 --> 00:22:38,083 -Of course! -Yeah, right! 224 00:22:38,167 --> 00:22:41,875 -What? -Are you crazy! He's calling me... 225 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,250 -He's playing them! -Get back in the car! 226 00:22:45,917 --> 00:22:47,542 Did you go to driving school? 227 00:22:47,625 --> 00:22:50,792 Who cares about these shitty rules? Come on! 228 00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:54,167 Yes. It's pretty serious. 229 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,292 Yes... No... it's... Yes. 230 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:02,458 Straight into me. 231 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,208 Baby... 232 00:23:07,875 --> 00:23:10,125 can I kiss it and make it better? 233 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:16,500 More to the left... 234 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:22,375 -Is here good? -Yeah, but I've already called the cops. 235 00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:30,083 Instead of involving the police, wouldn't you rather... 236 00:23:31,708 --> 00:23:34,167 go to a bar? 237 00:23:34,917 --> 00:23:38,250 Relax a little, grab some coffee? 238 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:43,208 I don't know if I can relax with such a crumpled hood. 239 00:23:43,292 --> 00:23:48,375 Come on, I'll teach you. I promise. I learnt it in school. 240 00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:50,750 Come on! 241 00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:00,250 Problem solved! 242 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:10,167 -We'll buy them breakfast and that's it. -We're going to get an omelet. 243 00:24:10,250 --> 00:24:12,167 I'm eating with these guys. 244 00:24:12,792 --> 00:24:14,375 I'm not going, man. 245 00:24:14,458 --> 00:24:16,167 What if they are murderers? 246 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,083 Come on, virgin boy, come. 247 00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,333 Dude, what the hell, I said I'm not going. 248 00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:25,958 Better rapists, so we can get your problem solved! 249 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,958 -Hello. -Hello, good morning, Mrs Popa. 250 00:24:38,042 --> 00:24:41,083 Ceausu speaking, sorry to disturb, how are you? 251 00:24:41,167 --> 00:24:44,792 -Fine, thank you. Yourself? -Good! Not important. 252 00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:49,125 Mrs. Popa, do you have any idea if Ana is with Roxana? 253 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:51,667 Just a moment. 254 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:52,917 Roxi! 255 00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:58,250 Roxi's not here either, I guess they're having a sleepover at Yasmine's. 256 00:24:58,333 --> 00:25:00,667 You're guessing, you don't know for sure? 257 00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,167 Well, do you know where Ana is? 258 00:25:04,792 --> 00:25:06,083 Unfit mother. 259 00:25:21,167 --> 00:25:24,625 -Hello? -Good morning, Mr Necsulescu? 260 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:25,667 -Yes. -I'm sorry to disturb... 261 00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,542 Nicu Ceausu here. 262 00:25:28,625 --> 00:25:32,625 Do you have any idea if Ana is with Yasmine? 263 00:25:32,708 --> 00:25:33,792 No. 264 00:25:38,375 --> 00:25:40,458 Fuckin' idiot. 265 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:43,792 Hello. Emergency Services. 266 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:47,250 Good morning, sorry to disturb you, Ceausu speaking, 267 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,625 I want to report the disappearance of a girl... 268 00:25:49,708 --> 00:25:53,000 -I mean the kidnapping of a girl. -When was that? The age? 269 00:25:53,083 --> 00:25:55,667 Be patient, please, you have no children, I can tell. 270 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:57,542 Last night, yesterday evening... Yes. 271 00:25:57,625 --> 00:25:59,083 -Her age? -18. 272 00:26:01,792 --> 00:26:04,792 Hello? 273 00:26:12,708 --> 00:26:14,250 This is not the end of it! 274 00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:16,917 -So how long are you around for? -We eat and we go. 275 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,875 We don't know for sure, we'd like to go to The Mission party tonight. 276 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:23,542 -Let's go, we're joining you. -Ah, cool. 277 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:26,875 -Here you go. -Finally! 278 00:26:34,542 --> 00:26:35,500 I know you from somewhere. 279 00:26:38,542 --> 00:26:42,500 -Don't you eat anything in the morning? -Nor for lunch, nor in the evening. 280 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,208 -Chubby here only eats between meals. -Cut it out! 281 00:26:46,917 --> 00:26:48,667 Want some? 282 00:26:54,833 --> 00:26:55,750 Thanks. 283 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:58,417 So what college did you say you're from? 284 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:02,583 We're not. We have the first of our finals on Monday. 285 00:27:02,667 --> 00:27:03,667 -Good luck! -You're in high school? 286 00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:10,167 -Thanks. Yeah, we were... -And you guys? Are you in college? 287 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:11,667 I go to the Polytechnic School. 288 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,333 He goes to the Romanian-American University and... 289 00:27:13,417 --> 00:27:17,667 -Magi is just living his life. -Cool! What major, at Poly? 290 00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:19,750 Aerospatial engineering. 291 00:27:24,833 --> 00:27:26,417 Isn't it kind of useless? 292 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,667 I've never heard of any missiles being launched from Romania. 293 00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:31,333 Well, they launch them sometimes. Thank you! 294 00:27:34,917 --> 00:27:38,500 -I want to study Journalism. -Nice. 295 00:27:38,583 --> 00:27:42,375 And you, which school do you go to? 296 00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:57,792 Wow! What the... That's awesome! 297 00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:58,917 That's what I do. 298 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,292 Some of us have to work, you know? Not wasting time with school. 299 00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:06,833 -We all work, sort of... -What kind of work? 300 00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:14,292 Bank. In a bank. Pencil pushers. 301 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:20,750 -And you? -I'm going to Princeton, Special Maths. 302 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,458 Yup, I'm gonna miss you. 303 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:28,125 -And you? -You want to hire us, or what? 304 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:31,083 -Shall I leave you a resumé? -Chill, baby, don't be so jumpy. 305 00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:34,375 It's OK if you don't know yet. You have your whole life to think about it. 306 00:28:35,167 --> 00:28:37,958 Baby, I'm going to acting school. 307 00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:44,333 I've heard the bars are cool there, and you can hang out in tank tops and tights. 308 00:28:49,042 --> 00:28:50,500 I've always liked women in tights. 309 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:53,917 Attention... To the side! 310 00:28:54,000 --> 00:29:00,208 Left arm up... right hand up... Arm perfectly stretched! 311 00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:04,417 -Come in! -Eight, seven... 312 00:29:08,083 --> 00:29:09,125 Four more to go. 313 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:11,667 -Please have a seat! -Thank you! 314 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,250 -Forgive me, but I can't stop. -Four more to go. 315 00:29:21,125 --> 00:29:22,250 We grab the ball! 316 00:29:25,292 --> 00:29:26,958 Up! 317 00:29:27,042 --> 00:29:28,625 Mrs... 318 00:29:31,792 --> 00:29:37,667 Popa, I'm sorry to bother you, I called everywhere and nobody knows anything. 319 00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,833 Mr Nicu, calm down, Roxi left a message. 320 00:29:40,917 --> 00:29:43,833 They only went on a little trip to the seaside, that's all. 321 00:29:44,833 --> 00:29:46,667 To the seaside? 322 00:29:49,167 --> 00:29:52,708 -What for? -To have a little swim in the sea... 323 00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:55,583 Before all this craziness with the finals. What else? 324 00:29:55,667 --> 00:30:00,500 Would you please call Roxi and ask her where they are? 325 00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:03,167 What for? They're coming back tonight, don't you get it? 326 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:06,250 Mrs. Popa, I'm going after my girl. If you'd rather sit here and... 327 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:10,792 fool around like this, go ahead. 328 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:13,042 -What the fuck are you doing? -The history teacher is here! 329 00:31:13,125 --> 00:31:13,958 Get out of there! 330 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:21,333 -Good afternoon! -Hey, girls, what are you doing here? 331 00:31:21,417 --> 00:31:23,333 We came for a little swim. 332 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:27,875 Isn't this... risky, two days before the finals? 333 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:29,625 We're just having a little fun, like teenagers. 334 00:31:32,417 --> 00:31:34,583 We're going to a concert tonight, at The Mission. 335 00:31:36,375 --> 00:31:38,333 What about you, what are you doing? 336 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:44,792 I'm doing some diving with the people over there. 337 00:31:44,875 --> 00:31:48,625 We already found some Dacian coins, but don't tell anybody, OK? 338 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:51,958 -OK, girls, have fun! -Thank you! 339 00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:54,125 -Thank you! -Good bye! 340 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,125 -"Dacian coins"?! -"Thank you"! 341 00:32:06,250 --> 00:32:09,833 -Is it really wise to go? -Your dad is a bundle of nerves anyway. 342 00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,208 It's doesn't matter whether we arrive today or tomorrow morning. 343 00:32:12,292 --> 00:32:14,250 -Yeah, girl. -Come on. 344 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,917 The smartest thing you could do right now is to enjoy it to the max! 345 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,792 -Yeah! -Come on! 346 00:32:19,875 --> 00:32:23,625 -The Mission! -Come on! 347 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:27,625 Before your dad throws you in a convent and you'll be named Mother Sofronia. 348 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,875 Woman, you're leaving in a month, how bad can it be? 349 00:32:31,958 --> 00:32:37,625 -Come on. -Come, Virgy! 350 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:38,625 OK... 351 00:32:45,958 --> 00:32:47,625 Momma Leana. So good and hot. 352 00:32:47,708 --> 00:32:49,583 What is this? 353 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,250 What's this? 354 00:32:57,333 --> 00:33:00,375 -Collector's car! -I'm not getting in this piece of crap. 355 00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,000 Why don't you stay home, 356 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:06,292 I don't feel like cruising the seashore with you in Ceausescu's bus. 357 00:33:20,625 --> 00:33:21,833 Are you coming or not? 358 00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:21,542 From Sergiu Luv: I am alone on Ma t a. Waiting for you. 359 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:08,458 -Fucking goddamn stupid car! -Sorry... 360 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:16,833 What the... 361 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:28,875 -Come on, bro, let's go. -Take it easy, there's no fire. 362 00:35:28,958 --> 00:35:33,333 Jesus, that girlie made him go crazy! Money! 363 00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:36,000 Remember to bring a lollipop, or a fruity yogurt to give her afterwards. 364 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:40,167 -A piece of candy to suck on. -I wouldn't mind giving her a lollipop. 365 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:43,417 -You're such a cocksucker! -Not me, man! Her! 366 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:46,083 Oops! We're not stealing their credit card anymore? 367 00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:47,125 How come? 368 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,333 Because we're going out with them, we're friends now. 369 00:35:50,417 --> 00:35:52,042 Dude, I'm not friends with anybody. 370 00:35:52,125 --> 00:35:56,042 Come on, Mihai, it's not OK, they're just kids! 371 00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:58,708 Besides, they're cute, in their own way... 372 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:03,583 OK. Especially the one who ran away from home. 373 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:08,000 -The one with handles, you mean? -With the what? 374 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:14,792 Handles! So you don't get lost in her. She's gonna suck you in! 375 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:20,125 -At least mine is not a floozy. -Did you hear that? 376 00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:22,125 -His, he says! -Did you buy her? 377 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:29,042 Bro, don't get me wrong... but that's one big ass, man! 378 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:33,625 A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets, 379 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:35,292 you don't know where to put your hands. 380 00:36:35,375 --> 00:36:39,417 Yeah, I take it that I'm left again with the beautiful and smart one. 381 00:36:40,917 --> 00:36:43,250 And a virgin to boot! 382 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,542 None of your business. I'm the explorer type. 383 00:36:45,625 --> 00:36:47,708 You do have something to explore there. 384 00:36:47,792 --> 00:36:51,542 -Manual labor, come on! -You're such a redneck. 385 00:36:56,958 --> 00:37:00,167 Anyway, their card is as good as mine. 386 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:04,333 Guys, we won't rob them anymore. 387 00:37:13,542 --> 00:37:15,375 Oh, boy, maybe I'll have a car crash! 388 00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:19,583 I can't remember the name of this song, so annoying. Nevermind. 389 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:24,083 -Is this really Ceausescu's bus? -Sure thing. Scout's honor. 390 00:37:24,167 --> 00:37:26,792 -And when did you get it? -Immediately. 391 00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:29,375 -Immediately, when? -Immediately after... What's the word? 392 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:33,375 I forgot... the Revolution. Those were the days, during Ceausescu's time. 393 00:37:33,458 --> 00:37:35,167 Tears get into my eyes when I remember. 394 00:37:35,250 --> 00:37:37,167 Things were working, you have no idea. 395 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,583 You're not actually saying that we were better off in Ceausescu's time? 396 00:37:39,667 --> 00:37:44,917 Nobody grumbled back then! You could find... anything! 397 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,208 From time to time. 398 00:37:46,292 --> 00:37:50,875 People didn't make any abuse. School was school! Careful. 399 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,583 Kids didn't go out without their parents' permission. 400 00:37:53,667 --> 00:37:57,042 Parents didn't go out because it was pointless. Fantastic times. 401 00:37:58,875 --> 00:38:00,083 This baby really rolls! 402 00:38:00,167 --> 00:38:03,625 Did you check if your daughter posted anything on Facebook? 403 00:38:05,208 --> 00:38:07,083 I don't spy on my little girl on Facebook. 404 00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:11,167 Ouch, really? Interesting. I do! 405 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,125 Listen? 406 00:38:16,208 --> 00:38:20,417 My dear wife, Gina, died when Ana was little and I had to raise her by myself 407 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:24,750 and... you saw what a great girl I brought up, huh? 408 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,167 -I also raised my girl by myself. -I can see that. 409 00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:31,042 Thank you. When I was 19, 410 00:38:31,125 --> 00:38:33,375 I was daft enough to believe a guy when he told me he loved me 411 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:35,417 even though we'd known each other only for three days. 412 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,375 That is how Roxi appeared, and he disappeared. 413 00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:44,292 Hello, yoo-hoo! What are we doing in here? 414 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:47,208 I can see you! I have a mirror, you know. 415 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,958 We don't smoke in here, thank you very much. 416 00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:51,292 If you want, we stop and we smoke. 417 00:38:51,958 --> 00:38:54,708 I will get the smoking out of you by the time we arrive. 418 00:38:54,792 --> 00:38:57,875 Why would you put that crap in your body... 419 00:39:04,667 --> 00:39:07,333 Come on, girl... 420 00:39:09,042 --> 00:39:09,875 Come on... 421 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:15,000 It's with onion and garlic as you like it. 422 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:18,333 -One bite! -Leave me be, seriously. 423 00:39:18,875 --> 00:39:20,417 Roxi, you have to eat. 424 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:23,500 No, I don't. 425 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:26,667 I've been on this diet for more than a month and it works perfectly. 426 00:39:28,375 --> 00:39:32,833 -Really? And what diet is this? -Prehistoric. 427 00:39:33,917 --> 00:39:35,833 Prehistoric? 428 00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:39,833 -Meaning? -You eat every few days... 429 00:39:39,917 --> 00:39:45,667 Just like these guys in prehistoric times hunted every few days... you know... 430 00:39:46,542 --> 00:39:50,417 -Sorry... -Today it's called "bulimia." 431 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:55,458 Ana, leave her be. You think I haven't seen her secretly stuffing herself? 432 00:39:57,875 --> 00:40:03,292 What do you have in there? Do you have provisions? Let me see! 433 00:40:04,625 --> 00:40:06,875 If we're talking about doing stuff secretly, 434 00:40:06,958 --> 00:40:10,375 why don't you tell us the reason why we went to the seaside today? Huh? 435 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:14,167 -You're hiding stuff from me again? -I'm not! 436 00:40:15,083 --> 00:40:16,958 So, tell me. 437 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:19,792 -It's none of your business! -Oh, I think it is. 438 00:40:22,708 --> 00:40:27,167 We came to the seaside so Yasmine could fuck the history teacher a bit. 439 00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,542 Not to celebrate our friendship or whatever. 440 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,833 I fuck whom I want, when I want, clear? 441 00:40:31,917 --> 00:40:33,417 So you are banging him? 442 00:40:35,583 --> 00:40:37,167 We broke up. 443 00:40:37,250 --> 00:40:39,625 You were in a relationship and you didn't tell us? 444 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:41,833 Right... with the history teacher! 445 00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:44,167 You know what? It's not my fault men prefer me... 446 00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:46,917 -...over a whale like you. -With the history teacher? 447 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,292 What are you doing, girl? 448 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,167 -What are you doing... -Since when? 449 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:54,000 Since when do you hit me? 450 00:41:01,958 --> 00:41:04,958 We came to the seaside two days before the finals 451 00:41:05,042 --> 00:41:07,125 so you could do stuff with the teacher? 452 00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:08,542 I didn't do anything!! 453 00:41:08,625 --> 00:41:12,417 I completely defied my dad to be with my best friends 454 00:41:12,500 --> 00:41:13,875 who are lying to me the whole time! 455 00:41:13,958 --> 00:41:16,875 -What did I do? -You never told me, Roxi! 456 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:19,417 -I just found out myself, really! -You know what? 457 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,875 It's not our fault that your dad is crazy, OK? 458 00:41:21,958 --> 00:41:24,667 He's not crazy and he was right when he said 459 00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:27,458 I should never see the two of you again! 460 00:41:27,542 --> 00:41:30,792 -Excuse me? What's got into you? -You're assholes! 461 00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:34,750 No, Ana, you are the asshole! Both of you are! 462 00:41:34,833 --> 00:41:39,667 Everything is always about you. You are so selfish. 463 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:44,292 And yes, know that I don't say anything because you always judge me. 464 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:46,833 And I'll never say anything to you anymore. 465 00:41:46,917 --> 00:41:50,167 Fine! I really don't need to know the adventures 466 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,750 from "The diary of a stupid whore"! 467 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:57,458 -Go hunt a shawarma! -Stop acting like hillbillies! 468 00:42:00,292 --> 00:42:01,417 Fuck you, Ana! 469 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:04,125 I don't want to be with you for even a second longer! 470 00:42:07,417 --> 00:42:09,500 You fucking redneck! 471 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:13,000 You're an idiot! 472 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,125 -And if I put my head out of the window? -Then the smoke gets in anyway! 473 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,750 You're not putting no head out of the window, you're driving me crazy! 474 00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:30,000 -Fine, then stop for five minutes, please! -I won't stop for five minutes, OK? 475 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:41,375 -You hit something! -What did I hit? 476 00:42:41,458 --> 00:42:43,625 How should I know? Go see what you hit! 477 00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:44,542 There was nothing I could've hit. 478 00:42:44,625 --> 00:42:47,750 You did hit something! Move over, I'll see for myself, if you can't do it! 479 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:51,458 I told you we don't stand a chance with this piece of crap! 480 00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:55,125 -Look and see what you've done. -I've had enough! That's enough! 481 00:42:55,208 --> 00:42:58,500 I can't take it anymore! Stop it! 482 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:02,625 You drove me crazy! All the way only crap and nonsense! 483 00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:05,000 For half an hour you've been nagging me to stop so you could smoke! 484 00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:07,208 There you go, I stopped! Smoke now! 485 00:43:09,125 --> 00:43:11,917 Smoke! There you go! Smoke! 486 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,208 Incredible, crazy women everywhere! 487 00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:18,958 Goddammit, we have a flat tire! 488 00:43:24,125 --> 00:43:26,417 You don't care, right? You're smoking... 489 00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:30,500 I have a flat tire and you... Come and see what you've done! 490 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:53,208 Enough with that rustling in the back already! 491 00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:56,708 -I don't want to! -Fuck you! 492 00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:58,583 -What are you doing? -Nothing! 493 00:43:58,667 --> 00:44:01,167 Are those the sandwiches from my dad? 494 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:04,792 They sat in the car all day, and the car was in the sun! 495 00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:07,708 Why do you care? You don't want anything to do with me anymore. 496 00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:24,875 From Sergiu Luv: Forgive me. I want to see you. 497 00:44:27,417 --> 00:44:29,792 Would you, from time to time, look at the road? 498 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:33,125 Would you, from time to time, remove that stick from your ass? 499 00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:35,708 Fucking "saint." 500 00:44:37,667 --> 00:44:39,208 -Give me the backpack! -No. 501 00:44:39,292 --> 00:44:42,125 Roxi, let me throw away those sandwiches! 502 00:44:42,208 --> 00:44:44,958 I'm not enough of an idiot to eat rotten food, OK? 503 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:49,083 If she wants to be as big as a whale, so be it! Leave her alone! 504 00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:50,792 Stop it! 505 00:44:55,167 --> 00:44:57,792 How would you like to walk back to Bucharest? 506 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:07,333 -Hello, what are you doing? -I'm trying to call my dad. 507 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:09,500 -Don't you have the number? -No, I don't. 508 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,083 What would I need his number for? 509 00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:14,417 Do you want Daddy to come and bring your toys? 510 00:45:16,458 --> 00:45:17,875 Grow up, baby! 511 00:45:18,667 --> 00:45:21,000 Yeah, good thing you're an adult! 512 00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:39,917 -Girls? -What? 513 00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:44,625 Give me five! Come on. 514 00:45:49,042 --> 00:45:53,625 Come on, give me five. You... put your palm here... 515 00:45:54,917 --> 00:45:56,042 Come on! 516 00:45:57,417 --> 00:45:59,667 Let's enjoy childhood a little while longer! 517 00:46:28,833 --> 00:46:30,667 My folks don't have a clue. 518 00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:56,083 We're here, you princesses! 519 00:46:59,875 --> 00:47:03,333 What are you doing, Roxi? Sleeping on duty? Up, energy, come on! 520 00:47:03,417 --> 00:47:06,083 I'm not in the mood, I think I'm having my period. 521 00:47:06,167 --> 00:47:08,375 Not tonight! Come on. 522 00:47:08,458 --> 00:47:12,292 -"Tranquila," baby! -I want to go home too. 523 00:47:13,292 --> 00:47:15,583 We should go back, seriously. 524 00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:18,375 I think my poor dad already had a heart attack. 525 00:47:18,458 --> 00:47:21,375 You two are pissing me off. If we said we're going, then we're going! Enough! 526 00:47:21,458 --> 00:47:22,792 Come on! 527 00:47:37,708 --> 00:47:38,875 What? 528 00:47:42,792 --> 00:47:44,417 What's with you? 529 00:47:53,417 --> 00:47:55,083 Jesus! 530 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:06,042 -This means you're not coming? -I look like a toad! What do you think? 531 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:10,542 No... You don't look like a toa... I mean you can barely notice it. 532 00:48:12,333 --> 00:48:14,500 We're a family, remember? 533 00:48:14,583 --> 00:48:19,250 Come on... Let's have some fun! It's our last night together! 534 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:24,708 I don't even like that James Jay guy. 535 00:48:24,792 --> 00:48:27,542 It's better to go home, we have the finals coming up. 536 00:48:29,458 --> 00:48:32,458 Come on, princess, move your ass, now Ana doesn't want to come either. 537 00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,792 -I said I'm not going! -OK, Roxi! 538 00:48:35,875 --> 00:48:40,333 Stay here with your imaginary Facebook friends! Come along, Ana! 539 00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:44,292 -We can't just leave her here! -I don't need you, anyway! 540 00:48:44,375 --> 00:48:49,750 We shouldn't have left. I wanted us to be together, not to go to some concert... 541 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:51,417 What the hell is wrong with me? 542 00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:01,333 Fuck this shit! 543 00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:06,708 Fuck Mr Ceausu's sandwiches! Fuck! 544 00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:10,042 Hang on... Hop, hop... 545 00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:13,875 You're a godsend! Hop, hop... 546 00:49:15,458 --> 00:49:17,583 You are such a jerk! 547 00:49:18,375 --> 00:49:21,583 Man, what a jerk, like you couldn't stop, you fucking jerk. 548 00:49:21,667 --> 00:49:24,542 Come on... 549 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:28,292 Stop, stop now... stop! 550 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,708 You fucking jerk! 551 00:49:32,250 --> 00:49:36,500 Jerks! You're such a jerk, you jerk! 552 00:49:36,583 --> 00:49:40,458 In Ceausescu's time, people would stop, would help you, would love you... 553 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:43,833 Would report you, you jerk... 554 00:49:43,917 --> 00:49:46,000 Don't you have brakes, you fucking pig? 555 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:48,917 You do have brakes, you just don't give a shit! 556 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:53,375 I will sit here and if you don't like it, run me over. 557 00:49:53,458 --> 00:49:58,250 If you come up with the wrench, you'll go to jail, let me see you, I'm waiting. 558 00:49:58,333 --> 00:50:02,250 Come on with the 30 mm wrench. I'm waiting, where the hell are you? 559 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:05,167 No worries, we wait, we don't have anything else to do anyhow... 560 00:50:05,250 --> 00:50:07,625 Look how comfy this asphalt is, I'm just gonna lie down here. 561 00:50:07,708 --> 00:50:11,917 Oh, boy, that feels good. Yeah, like that... run me over now. 562 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:16,667 There he is, there comes one... You don't want to run me over now, do you? 563 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:19,667 Hey, jerk, can't you see me, what the hell! Sir! 564 00:50:20,667 --> 00:50:24,458 Thank you very much for stopping. 565 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:26,542 Do you, by chance, have a 30 mm wrench in there? 566 00:50:26,625 --> 00:50:28,500 Get out of the way, man, are you crazy? 567 00:50:28,583 --> 00:50:32,875 Just look, maybe you forgot you have it. I'm looking for a 30 mm wrench. 568 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:35,625 -Get out of the way, you're insane! -A 30 mm wrench, please. 569 00:50:35,708 --> 00:50:38,250 If I don't get out of the way, what are you going to do? Run me over? 570 00:50:38,333 --> 00:50:40,417 I'm in a hurry, get out of the way, you're crazy! 571 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:42,958 I am in a hurry too, that's why I'm asking you for a 30 mm wrench. 572 00:50:43,042 --> 00:50:46,167 -Wait, what are you doing? -Move, man! Go someplace else. 573 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:49,333 -Fuck you! -I can't believe it... what a jerk. 574 00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:51,417 Excuse me, do you have a 30 mm wrench? 575 00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,167 Are you ready?! 576 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:01,083 But where is Roxi? 577 00:51:01,167 --> 00:51:03,958 She's having her period, and the hunger made her go nuts! 578 00:51:04,042 --> 00:51:05,625 OK. Let's go! 579 00:51:06,833 --> 00:51:07,667 Come on! 580 00:51:59,167 --> 00:52:01,417 Where is Yasmine? 581 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,333 She left with a gentleman. 582 00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:08,000 She's unbelievable! 583 00:52:09,375 --> 00:52:12,625 I didn't even want to come to this concert! 584 00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:14,917 Neither did I. 585 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:19,083 Let's go. 586 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,042 Watch out for Brain! 587 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:28,292 SEAWATER HEALS THE SKIN... 588 00:53:24,083 --> 00:53:26,292 I need this to put up with you for longer. 589 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:31,417 They had 30 mm wrenches before. Trunks full of it, but now... 590 00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:41,042 I haven't smoked since poor Gina died, my wife. I had to raise Ana. 591 00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:46,542 Well, she's grown up now, I believe that you can have a smoke. 592 00:53:49,208 --> 00:53:56,208 Same sinister crap, only much, much, much crappier... 593 00:53:56,292 --> 00:54:00,333 -Well, thanks. I made it myself. -I can tell. 594 00:54:00,417 --> 00:54:02,500 Wow, it even got me dizzy. 595 00:54:02,583 --> 00:54:08,333 Listen, that Roxi of yours, does she smoke? 596 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:13,458 She can't even stand the smoke, she says that it makes her sick and puke. 597 00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:15,625 That's a good one, she can't stand the smoke. 598 00:54:15,708 --> 00:54:18,625 Have you looked carefully in her room, have you dug up her stuff? 599 00:54:18,708 --> 00:54:21,750 Have you searched the little backpack well, to see if she's not lying to you? 600 00:54:21,833 --> 00:54:24,458 God forbid! How can I search the girl's purse? 601 00:54:24,542 --> 00:54:27,417 Purse, Roxi has a purse, not a backpack. 602 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:28,917 -And what did I say? -Little backpack. 603 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:33,917 So what? Ana has a little backpack, do you have a problem with that? 604 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,292 -No. -Good! Just to be clear! 605 00:54:36,375 --> 00:54:40,125 I bet that stinking jerk Yasmine, puffs them like a chimney, right? 606 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:44,083 Why are you talking like that? She's not a bad kid either, you know. 607 00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:50,833 Not a bad kid, another good one... Oh, my, she's not a bad kid. 608 00:54:50,917 --> 00:54:51,750 When the cat's away... 609 00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:55,500 Give me some more. I don't know what's in it, but I like it. 610 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:58,417 When the cat's away, the mice will play. 611 00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:01,833 I'm sure she had many shady relationships with all kinds of leches. 612 00:55:01,917 --> 00:55:03,917 -No, she had relationships... -Enough! 613 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,042 It's normal, she's 18. You think mine didn't ride the flagpole? 614 00:55:08,125 --> 00:55:09,500 What did you say? 615 00:55:09,583 --> 00:55:13,542 This isn't Ceausescu's time, girls don't stay a virgin until they marry. 616 00:55:17,458 --> 00:55:23,125 They should mind their own business. Learn, study, settle down. 617 00:55:23,208 --> 00:55:25,167 And only after that should they start worrying about this. 618 00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,667 Give me a break! 619 00:55:26,750 --> 00:55:28,167 Before, the girls cooked like their mothers 620 00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:30,458 and now they get drunk like their fathers. 621 00:55:30,542 --> 00:55:34,000 This has nothing to do with me. I do not drink. I never touched liquor. 622 00:55:34,083 --> 00:55:37,083 -Not at all? -Not even a bit. 623 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:40,792 But the girls, when they meet, they're always on the bottle. 624 00:55:40,875 --> 00:55:43,708 Relax! They are good girls! And smart! 625 00:55:43,792 --> 00:55:47,583 If they were good and smart, they would have a book in front of them now. 626 00:55:47,667 --> 00:55:48,625 Not the seashells... 627 00:57:20,917 --> 00:57:23,375 Wow, strong waves! 628 00:57:32,167 --> 00:57:34,750 Come back with me to the concert! 629 00:57:36,875 --> 00:57:39,917 -Yasmine, please. -Come on! 630 00:57:42,083 --> 00:57:48,583 There will be Ana, Roxi and a lot of strangers. 631 00:57:50,250 --> 00:57:53,167 Come on, please. 632 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:58,542 Who cares that a history teacher is seeing a student? 633 00:57:59,958 --> 00:58:02,167 An ex student in fact! 634 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:06,417 Come on, please. 635 00:58:10,417 --> 00:58:15,375 I understand you're stressed out, and you're not quite yourself, but... 636 00:58:16,542 --> 00:58:20,292 Let's try to enjoy this moment as it is. 637 00:58:21,375 --> 00:58:23,208 You're going home tonight. 638 00:58:23,292 --> 00:58:26,042 -Oh, please! -You have one last obstacle to pass. 639 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:29,583 After that, Yasmine, listen to me, we'll do exactly what you want. 640 00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:33,333 -Please, stop telling me what to do! -But someone has to! 641 00:58:33,417 --> 00:58:37,000 -But not you! -Yes, me, because I care about you! 642 00:58:43,167 --> 00:58:44,167 Are you coming? 643 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:55,542 No. Yasmine, please don't... you're leaving again! 644 00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,417 Yasmine! 645 01:00:25,458 --> 01:00:27,917 What's up? The concert started. 646 01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,500 Where are you? 647 01:00:35,583 --> 01:00:38,583 Jesus! Chill, why are you so desperate? 648 01:00:43,958 --> 01:00:47,375 OK. The truth is that I'm by your car and I saw you and I froze... and... 649 01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:56,208 I don't have any clothes. 650 01:00:58,417 --> 01:01:00,958 Put something on. 651 01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:05,458 Bye! 652 01:01:07,500 --> 01:01:10,042 I lost them. So I can't. Bye! 653 01:01:15,250 --> 01:01:19,167 -No, go away immediately! -Relax! 654 01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,250 What... What the f...! 655 01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:43,917 Take them! 656 01:01:46,167 --> 01:01:47,875 Take them! I swear I won't peek! 657 01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:51,792 No, really, I can't take them. It's weird! 658 01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:55,958 Then don't take them. We'll both just stay like this. 659 01:01:56,042 --> 01:01:58,083 I won't put them back on anyway. 660 01:01:59,958 --> 01:02:02,417 The breeze is really nice, you know. 661 01:02:20,875 --> 01:02:22,000 Thanks. 662 01:02:27,792 --> 01:02:30,250 Tell me when you're ready. 663 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,958 Come on... 664 01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:57,708 Come on... 665 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,417 Fuck! Come on! 666 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:31,292 Oh, come on... what are you doing? Are you crying? Rox... 667 01:03:32,333 --> 01:03:35,000 Let me be, I want to be alone! 668 01:03:38,125 --> 01:03:40,625 Come on, don't be silly! 669 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:47,792 What are you crying for? 670 01:03:47,875 --> 01:03:51,500 You're at the seaside, it's nice, so what if you have three boils. Big deal. 671 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,000 A little lower... 672 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:04,750 And if you are such a super magician, why don't you make them disappear? 673 01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:13,458 Maybe I'm the one who made them show up in the first place. 674 01:04:13,542 --> 01:04:15,667 To isolate you here. 675 01:04:17,875 --> 01:04:20,833 Yeah, sure, you settle for what you can find. 676 01:04:21,667 --> 01:04:26,875 If it were somebody else... But you're stuck with a fat toad now. 677 01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:28,958 Don't be silly! 678 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:35,500 I like... you. 679 01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:50,792 And you are not fat! 680 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,375 It's me who's too skinny. 681 01:04:57,458 --> 01:04:59,292 You are a bit... skinny. 682 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:13,000 Here... blow! 683 01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:17,750 How can you blow, it's ash, do you want to make a mess? 684 01:05:17,833 --> 01:05:20,250 But you told me to! 685 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:36,000 God! Who knows for how long I've had this thing on! 686 01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:38,250 -I can't believe it! -Rox... 687 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:42,042 -How did you do it? -Maybe I was born this way. 688 01:05:48,958 --> 01:05:53,833 OK... Close your eyes, OK? 689 01:05:55,708 --> 01:06:02,333 Imagine that you are with a super cool actor. One who looks super hot. 690 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:05,458 With Plorin Fiersic. 691 01:06:08,583 --> 01:06:14,083 OK, no. With a super cool, super hot actor 692 01:06:14,167 --> 01:06:19,792 who can tear your pants off with just one hand. 693 01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:03,750 -Where will we sleep? -Look how big the moon is. 694 01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:07,625 We have two options: one is outdoors under the sky, 695 01:07:07,708 --> 01:07:10,125 or, if you prefer, here in the bus, together... 696 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:13,917 It's not gonna work. Outdoors, on the ground, like that, no. 697 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:17,000 Except I thought of everything. 698 01:07:19,833 --> 01:07:22,917 No, I can't believe it. 699 01:07:23,625 --> 01:07:26,375 -Pa da bam! -I don't believe... 700 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:29,958 A little mattress for Ceci... 701 01:07:30,042 --> 01:07:36,000 And a little blanky-blanky for little Cecisor... 702 01:07:36,083 --> 01:07:40,292 Wait a minute, I have not finished. 703 01:07:40,917 --> 01:07:42,333 You sing? 704 01:07:42,417 --> 01:07:47,583 Yes. One of the few things my mother left me. 705 01:07:47,667 --> 01:07:51,875 She wanted so much for me to study at the Conservatory. 706 01:07:51,958 --> 01:07:54,083 I would love to, one day. 707 01:07:54,167 --> 01:07:58,208 This way, I would fulfill my dream and hers at the same time. 708 01:07:58,292 --> 01:08:02,250 -And why don't you? -My father won't let me. 709 01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:08,708 Classic! But have you tried talking to him... explaining? 710 01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:15,500 He doesn't get it. He's more pragmatic. And he is the most serious man I know. 711 01:08:19,208 --> 01:08:21,625 I would love to hear you sing. 712 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:29,042 -Would you? -OK... 713 01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:36,125 Ah, I'm getting a cramp. 714 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:40,250 I'd better carry you! 715 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:44,333 Hold on, I'm getting dizzy! You're such an idiot! 716 01:10:47,167 --> 01:10:50,333 -Come on, baby! Ride me a little. -Dude... 717 01:10:51,833 --> 01:10:55,000 Watch out, don't break anything. 718 01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:58,500 Let me, I'll drive! Come on! 719 01:10:58,583 --> 01:11:00,458 -You're not touching it! -Excuse me? 720 01:11:00,542 --> 01:11:03,667 You're not touching it! You haven't even driven it and you crashed it two times. 721 01:11:03,750 --> 01:11:06,250 -Are you crazy? -Hold this a second. 722 01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:11,042 So, you are getting cocky and I can't understand why. 723 01:11:11,125 --> 01:11:14,167 Seriously now. It's not mine. I'm not kidding! 724 01:11:14,250 --> 01:11:19,125 The sooner you understand 725 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:26,208 that I do what I want, when I want, the better off you will be. Got it? 726 01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:31,208 Come on! Let's see... 727 01:11:31,292 --> 01:11:36,708 what this wreck of yours can do. Come! 728 01:11:37,292 --> 01:11:41,542 Girl, you're such a screw-ball! Push the goddamn button! 729 01:11:48,042 --> 01:11:49,708 I'll go to the other side! 730 01:11:55,792 --> 01:11:58,000 Wait, let me buckle up first! 731 01:11:58,083 --> 01:12:01,417 -What are you doing? -I'm putting the seat belt on. 732 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:03,042 Put yours on too! Hit the brakes! 733 01:12:03,125 --> 01:12:04,125 I did! 734 01:12:07,833 --> 01:12:09,917 Press the clutch! Do you know how to drive or not? 735 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:15,625 -Shut your trap, you're confusing me! -Press the clutch! Press! 736 01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:18,333 Shut up, I said, you're confusing me! 737 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:20,208 Well done! 738 01:12:22,750 --> 01:12:26,375 Watch out! Slow down... 739 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,417 Let's see what happens... 740 01:12:34,292 --> 01:12:38,458 I can't believe it! I took it out without hitting it! 741 01:12:38,542 --> 01:12:41,875 And I told them that my car is broken and they didn't believe me! 742 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:46,042 -Let me show you the stuff I can do! -No! 743 01:12:46,125 --> 01:12:48,500 Look, how awesome! 744 01:12:49,292 --> 01:12:53,875 -Don't you want to stay another night? -No, we really have to leave. 745 01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:56,042 I think my poor dad is worried sick, 746 01:12:56,125 --> 01:12:57,750 and there's also the finals to think about. 747 01:13:02,375 --> 01:13:04,292 Let me show you something. 748 01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:06,167 Trust me! 749 01:13:08,125 --> 01:13:09,625 Come with me! 750 01:13:21,875 --> 01:13:24,833 -Sorry, are you OK? -Yeah. 751 01:13:27,667 --> 01:13:29,667 Can you tear the t-shirt too? 752 01:13:56,167 --> 01:14:00,417 See? I'm good at it. Hold on... 753 01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:03,000 Dear Lord, I'm scared! 754 01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:05,542 Chill, bro, I'm slowing down, what's up with you? 755 01:14:06,250 --> 01:14:09,833 -Pièce de résistance... -You said you didn't drink! 756 01:14:09,917 --> 01:14:13,583 I said that, but I was referring to something else. 757 01:14:13,667 --> 01:14:15,792 I dont know what I was thinking about. Please... 758 01:14:15,875 --> 01:14:17,000 Thanks. 759 01:14:17,083 --> 01:14:23,250 It's just wine. I'll pour you only a sip to see how it is, try it, please. 760 01:14:23,333 --> 01:14:25,208 -Wait, don't drink it yet. -I'm not. 761 01:14:25,292 --> 01:14:29,708 Let us think of a wish to come true. Thank you for thinking of the same thing! 762 01:14:29,792 --> 01:14:32,667 Got bless! For lucky times! 763 01:14:36,583 --> 01:14:38,583 Oh, God, you do exist! 764 01:14:38,667 --> 01:14:41,583 If you make a wish, 765 01:14:41,667 --> 01:14:44,833 and the sea lights up the second the stone hits the water, 766 01:14:44,917 --> 01:14:47,042 your wish comes true. 767 01:14:47,125 --> 01:14:50,542 -For real? -Try it! 768 01:14:56,708 --> 01:15:00,250 -You make one, too. -Already have. 769 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:03,833 Come on! 770 01:15:08,792 --> 01:15:10,750 I can't believe it. 771 01:15:16,792 --> 01:15:18,833 What are you doing? You're insane! 772 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:20,625 Dude, the brakes aren't working! 773 01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:22,042 Hey! 774 01:15:25,667 --> 01:15:26,500 Dude! 775 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,125 Fuck! 776 01:15:49,208 --> 01:15:50,667 Oh, my God. 777 01:15:52,167 --> 01:15:53,708 Hold this. 778 01:15:59,917 --> 01:16:03,125 -Help! -Help! 779 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:06,042 -Help! -We're locked in here. 780 01:16:07,167 --> 01:16:09,500 -Come quickly! Open up! -Dude! 781 01:16:09,583 --> 01:16:11,917 -Bogdan! -Bogdan! 782 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,042 Bogdan! 783 01:16:13,125 --> 01:16:15,125 -You can do it, Bogdan! -Mihai! 784 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,833 -Come on, pull, Bogdan! -Come on! 785 01:16:18,917 --> 01:16:21,792 -Bogdan! -Come on, do something, Mihai! 786 01:16:21,875 --> 01:16:23,667 -I can't! -It won't open! 787 01:16:24,333 --> 01:16:27,000 -It won't open. -I can't! 788 01:16:27,542 --> 01:16:29,125 -Bogdan! Where did he go? -Bogdan! 789 01:16:30,333 --> 01:16:32,417 -Ana! -Ana! 790 01:16:33,083 --> 01:16:35,167 -Come on! Do something! -Ana! 791 01:16:35,958 --> 01:16:38,208 Come on! Do something, Mihai! 792 01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:40,375 Move away! 793 01:16:43,750 --> 01:16:44,917 Come on, Bogdan! 794 01:16:50,833 --> 01:16:54,125 Mihai! Come on, Bogdan! 795 01:16:54,208 --> 01:16:55,708 Get me out! 796 01:16:56,542 --> 01:16:58,083 Are you alright? 797 01:17:04,625 --> 01:17:07,958 What have you done, dude? You ruined George's car! He'll kill you! 798 01:17:08,042 --> 01:17:10,833 Mihai, you're drunk! Shut the fuck up! 799 01:17:10,917 --> 01:17:12,292 The water's fine. 800 01:17:13,333 --> 01:17:15,958 -Fucking asshole! -I'm swimming... 801 01:17:18,750 --> 01:17:21,000 You goddamn jerk! 802 01:17:21,083 --> 01:17:22,292 Come along! 803 01:18:10,208 --> 01:18:13,417 Leave! Go away! 804 01:18:13,500 --> 01:18:17,292 -Nicu! Wake up! -Why? 805 01:18:17,375 --> 01:18:20,292 -Tell him to go away, please! -To whom? 806 01:18:20,375 --> 01:18:23,208 This dog next to us. 807 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,917 Take a look at that! Let me see him too. 808 01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,375 -This puppy was the problem. -Tell him to go away. 809 01:18:31,458 --> 01:18:33,208 We are sitting butt naked on the side of the road 810 01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:34,917 and you're worried about this puppy. 811 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:38,625 Leave me alone! Look what a mess you've made of me! 812 01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:40,833 He's sitting on my dress. Tell him to go, man! 813 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:44,083 He'll go! Come on, go away! Look, he's gone! 814 01:18:45,958 --> 01:18:51,583 So, last night we had a flat tire, we drank some wine, 815 01:18:51,667 --> 01:18:53,875 smoked weed and then I can't remember anything. 816 01:18:53,958 --> 01:18:55,042 We smoked weed? You drugged me? 817 01:18:55,125 --> 01:18:57,083 I didn't drug you, you did it all by yourself. 818 01:18:57,167 --> 01:18:59,667 Try to remember what happened afterwards. 819 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:00,917 How could I remember if you drugged me? 820 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:02,625 Got it! I know! 821 01:19:02,708 --> 01:19:05,833 We played strip poker, here are the playing cards. 822 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:12,708 Take it easy, take it easy. 823 01:19:15,792 --> 01:19:17,667 Don't pet him, man, maybe he has fleas! 824 01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:20,083 So what? You got me high, I give you fleas! 825 01:19:20,167 --> 01:19:23,042 You really are a jerk! 826 01:19:23,125 --> 01:19:26,083 -Can you give me my dress, please? -Get it yourself! 827 01:19:27,458 --> 01:19:29,750 If you give me my dress, I'll help you with the flat tire. 828 01:19:29,833 --> 01:19:31,750 -No way! -Wanna bet I can stop a car? 829 01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:33,375 I would like to see you try! 830 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:40,500 30 mm wrench? 831 01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:52,250 What are you doing, guys? Romantic hang out at sunrise? 832 01:19:54,917 --> 01:19:56,500 Dude, tell him! 833 01:19:58,042 --> 01:19:59,833 Mihai, tell him! 834 01:20:01,375 --> 01:20:04,083 You tell him! Aren't you the one who broke the window? 835 01:20:04,792 --> 01:20:07,792 -Seriously? -Yeah, dude, seriously! 836 01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:14,667 I saved your life, you asshole! I should have let you die! 837 01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:17,667 The car sank because of you! You idiot! 838 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:19,250 What's with you? 839 01:20:19,333 --> 01:20:21,875 This drunk plunged your car into the sea. 840 01:20:23,750 --> 01:20:25,833 And what's the catch? 841 01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:30,708 There's no catch, dude. It's for real! 842 01:20:35,125 --> 01:20:37,833 Well, where is it? I can't see it. 843 01:21:20,958 --> 01:21:25,292 Man, this is the most bizarre panic attack I've ever seen. 844 01:21:25,375 --> 01:21:28,750 Guys, chill, the car wasn't mine. It was stolen. 845 01:21:28,833 --> 01:21:31,042 What do you mean, stolen? From whom? 846 01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:33,292 What does it matter from where, are you crazy? The man isn't upset! 847 01:21:33,375 --> 01:21:35,958 Dude, do you know what was in the car? 848 01:21:39,583 --> 01:21:42,000 -The money! -Our IDs! 849 01:21:42,083 --> 01:21:46,458 -Our gear! -Man, are you dumb or what? 850 01:21:46,542 --> 01:21:48,917 It doesn't matter, bro! We'll make more money. 851 01:21:54,542 --> 01:21:56,917 You, man? You'll make more money? 852 01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:08,958 And now what about the cops? 853 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:15,125 -Nothing. We won't report it. -Well, what if they find it? 854 01:22:15,208 --> 01:22:18,833 How can they find it, Brain? Do they conduct raids on the bottom of the sea? 855 01:22:18,917 --> 01:22:21,375 With some miniature submarines? 856 01:22:42,333 --> 01:22:44,417 Dude, where are your clothes? 857 01:22:48,583 --> 01:22:51,625 I managed to get stark naked in one single night! 858 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:58,500 Just like when I was 20. With no worries and no money. 859 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:02,000 You could have banged a prettier girl, though. 860 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:17,708 -Fuck you, you fucking idiot! -George! 861 01:23:27,667 --> 01:23:28,833 Good afternoon, madam! 862 01:23:28,917 --> 01:23:32,792 Baby, do you happen to have a 30 mm wrench? That's great! 863 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:36,208 Just get back here! 864 01:23:38,250 --> 01:23:41,750 We could leave the car here and take the train. 865 01:23:41,833 --> 01:23:44,542 I don't know, but we are fucked if we don't get back today. 866 01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:48,250 God, if only she woke up today! 867 01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:52,000 Stop it, dude! You'll get into a fight now? 868 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:56,750 -Shut up! Go on and talk to the girls! -Go on! 869 01:23:56,833 --> 01:23:59,667 -Stop pushing me, OK? -Come on! 870 01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:04,917 -Hey! -Hey! 871 01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:08,333 -You're leaving? -We're waiting for Yasmine to wake up. 872 01:24:08,417 --> 01:24:11,375 Can you give us a ride? We have nothing left. 873 01:24:12,833 --> 01:24:14,708 Yeah, sure. 874 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,333 Dude, the cops are behind you! 875 01:24:18,458 --> 01:24:22,333 -Calm down, chill. -Yasmine, the cops are here! 876 01:24:22,417 --> 01:24:23,250 So what? 877 01:24:24,042 --> 01:24:26,292 Take it easy. 878 01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:32,458 Sorry! 879 01:24:33,208 --> 01:24:34,167 Easy... 880 01:24:38,958 --> 01:24:43,167 I'm fucked! We'll end up in jail. Goodbye, finals. 881 01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,375 My dad is going to kill me 882 01:24:44,458 --> 01:24:48,083 and I will be selling "Momma Leana's Beer" for the rest of my life. 883 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:54,167 -I can't believe this! -Dude, calm them down! 884 01:24:54,250 --> 01:24:57,458 Guys, stop it already, everything will be OK. 885 01:24:57,542 --> 01:24:59,208 Ana, we'll get to Bucharest in two hours. 886 01:24:59,292 --> 01:25:03,042 You'll take the finals with flying colors and you'll have the happiest life ever. 887 01:25:03,125 --> 01:25:05,167 Before that, I say we should put in some gas. 888 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:18,292 I can't believe it! The money is in the car! 889 01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:20,708 -Yasmine has money. -Yeah, sure! 890 01:25:20,792 --> 01:25:23,125 We're friends only when I have to give you money. 891 01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:25,167 Are you aware that you sunk a car 892 01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:27,417 and the police are looking for us because of this? 893 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,125 Keep calm! I think I have some money. 894 01:25:31,125 --> 01:25:34,083 I can't find it! 895 01:25:34,167 --> 01:25:35,667 Keep looking, Yasmine! 896 01:25:35,750 --> 01:25:39,792 I'm looking and I can't find it! It's nowhere! 897 01:25:39,875 --> 01:25:43,792 -Produce the card! -I don't have it! 898 01:25:43,875 --> 01:25:45,833 -Why should he give it? -Give me the card! 899 01:25:45,917 --> 01:25:48,917 -I told you I don't have it! -I'm confused! 900 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,333 Mihai, give the card back this instant! 901 01:25:51,417 --> 01:25:54,333 We are in this mess together. It doesn't make sense! 902 01:25:58,167 --> 01:26:00,167 Dude, why the fuck did you have my card? 903 01:26:00,250 --> 01:26:02,292 And how did you know that the card was on him? 904 01:26:02,375 --> 01:26:04,458 What did I tell you, Mihai? Didn't we agree not to take anything from them? 905 01:26:04,542 --> 01:26:06,750 Yasmine sank our car and we lost everything. 906 01:26:06,833 --> 01:26:08,792 I had every right to take that card! 907 01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:12,167 -You're not a magician, you're a thief? -Sure I'm a magician! 908 01:26:12,250 --> 01:26:15,500 That's why we met at an ATM? You were out to clone my card? 909 01:26:15,583 --> 01:26:16,458 Bodgan?! 910 01:26:16,542 --> 01:26:20,042 -We didn't want to clone anything! -Oh, my bad. You wanted to steal it! 911 01:26:20,125 --> 01:26:24,792 -"Stealing" is a relative term anyway. -Enough! Get out of the car! Move it! 912 01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:30,417 Get out of the car! Come on! You fucking punks! Out! 913 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:32,167 Come on, get the fuck out of here, move it! 914 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:35,625 -Mihai, you're an idiot! -Get lost! 915 01:26:35,708 --> 01:26:38,125 -Jerk! -Fucking shit! 916 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:40,458 -Roxi, will I see you again? -We'll talk on Facebook. 917 01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:42,208 Get lost, dude! 918 01:26:42,292 --> 01:26:45,708 -What about our car? -Go! I'll call the police. Go away! 919 01:26:45,792 --> 01:26:47,958 -Fucking dirty scoundrel! -You idiot! 920 01:26:48,042 --> 01:26:51,000 -Asshole! Go away! Fucking wanker! -Fuck off! 921 01:26:52,583 --> 01:26:55,000 Filthy redneck! Jerk! 922 01:27:24,417 --> 01:27:26,208 Your PIN code, please. 923 01:27:32,250 --> 01:27:34,542 INSUFFICIENT FUNDS 924 01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,125 It says "Insufficient funds." 925 01:27:42,208 --> 01:27:45,958 Fucking thieves. I can't believe it! They have stolen from me. 926 01:27:48,833 --> 01:27:51,125 Fucking piece of shit, fucking thief! 927 01:27:51,208 --> 01:27:54,083 Give me my money! Where is my money? Give it back! 928 01:27:54,167 --> 01:27:56,500 A bunch of losers like you want play me?! Give me the money! 929 01:27:56,583 --> 01:27:58,167 Do you hear me? Fucking retard! 930 01:27:58,250 --> 01:27:59,875 I didn't withdraw anything from it, you idiot! 931 01:27:59,958 --> 01:28:01,792 What do you mean, you didn't withdraw anything? 932 01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:04,958 -Miss! Hello! You left without paying! -Just a moment. 933 01:28:05,042 --> 01:28:06,500 Give me the money, please. 934 01:28:06,583 --> 01:28:09,250 I never cleared anything off it. I filched it before getting in the car. 935 01:28:09,333 --> 01:28:10,375 When the fuck was I supposed to withdraw from it? 936 01:28:10,458 --> 01:28:13,625 -Mihai! -I didn't, dude, I swear, are you crazy? 937 01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:17,417 -I didn't withdraw anything! -Leave the car here. Go get the money. 938 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:20,667 -Come back, you pay and you take it. -I can't leave my car here. 939 01:28:20,750 --> 01:28:22,625 Then we call the cops and you deal directly with them. 940 01:28:23,458 --> 01:28:26,792 -No, please, no. -Wait. 941 01:28:28,417 --> 01:28:30,875 -And the money? -Just a sec. 942 01:28:30,958 --> 01:28:33,750 -Yasmine! -Get the hell away from me! 943 01:28:33,833 --> 01:28:35,375 -George... -Roxi! 944 01:28:36,833 --> 01:28:39,542 -Ana, take that off! -No! 945 01:28:39,625 --> 01:28:42,542 I'm asking you nicely. Trust me. Take that off, you hear me? 946 01:28:42,625 --> 01:28:44,625 Pretty please, come on, take it off. 947 01:28:45,625 --> 01:28:48,708 Dude, please, trust me, come on! 948 01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:02,333 Hi, Mom, Dad! How are you? 949 01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:05,208 -Hey. On the road, as you know. You? -Hey! 950 01:29:05,292 --> 01:29:08,167 I have a small problem. I kinda ran out of money 951 01:29:08,250 --> 01:29:10,375 and I thought maybe you could send me some. 952 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:13,417 I thought you called us for something far more important. 953 01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:15,833 -Like what? -You don't know? 954 01:29:15,917 --> 01:29:19,708 You ran away from home two days before the finals. To the seaside. 955 01:29:19,792 --> 01:29:22,667 And you're calling us now just because you need money? 956 01:29:22,750 --> 01:29:25,500 But I didn't run away! I just went with the girls for a little walk and... 957 01:29:25,583 --> 01:29:28,583 Cut the bullshit because we know everything. 958 01:29:28,667 --> 01:29:30,708 It's the last mistake you made. 959 01:29:30,792 --> 01:29:32,833 Seriously, Daddy. What have I done so bad? 960 01:29:32,917 --> 01:29:35,708 What did you ever want, that we didn't give you? 961 01:29:35,792 --> 01:29:38,083 Didn't we give you everything? Everything! 962 01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:41,542 You didn't give me everything. You gave me money and that's it. 963 01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:42,792 That's it! 964 01:29:42,875 --> 01:29:45,500 Do you have any idea how hard we work? 965 01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:48,875 How much time we spend on the road for you? For that money? 966 01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:50,833 It's not money I need from you, OK? 967 01:29:50,917 --> 01:29:53,917 Very good, because I canceled your credit card. 968 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:57,625 If you embarrass us and flunk the finals, we will take you with us to Monaco 969 01:29:57,708 --> 01:29:59,500 and you'll never see Bucharest again. 970 01:29:59,583 --> 01:30:02,333 Call your grandfather to help you with this. 971 01:30:02,417 --> 01:30:03,917 We have to hang up, OK? 972 01:30:11,667 --> 01:30:12,583 Idiots! 973 01:30:24,875 --> 01:30:27,750 -What happened? Did you get it? -No. 974 01:30:27,833 --> 01:30:31,667 -Then I'm calling the cops! -No, please, I beg you! 975 01:30:31,750 --> 01:30:33,542 Wait just a second, I'll call my mom. 976 01:30:47,833 --> 01:30:51,083 Obviously! When you need her, her phone is off. 977 01:30:51,625 --> 01:30:53,250 Yasmine! 978 01:30:53,333 --> 01:30:56,625 You said we can leave the car until we get the money, right? 979 01:30:56,708 --> 01:31:00,250 -Yes. -OK. Thank you! 980 01:31:05,833 --> 01:31:09,250 -My phone is dead. -Look into the drawer. 981 01:31:09,333 --> 01:31:11,083 There's something to charge it with. 982 01:31:11,167 --> 01:31:13,333 I'm very sorry, I won't go anywhere near the dog! 983 01:31:13,417 --> 01:31:16,833 Do it, because we need the phone! Come on, he won't do anything to you. 984 01:31:16,917 --> 01:31:20,458 -Move aside! -I'll talk to him! 985 01:31:20,542 --> 01:31:24,667 -Stay! Talk to him, then! -Don't you do nothing to Ceci, OK? 986 01:31:24,750 --> 01:31:27,792 Stay put. 987 01:31:31,542 --> 01:31:34,125 And all these are also from Ceausescu's time? 988 01:31:34,208 --> 01:31:35,750 Those are Ana's nonsense. 989 01:31:35,833 --> 01:31:38,750 -What, Ana sings? -She sings from time to time, poor thing. 990 01:31:38,833 --> 01:31:42,750 Music is not what she needs. I tried to talk this nonsense out of her, 991 01:31:42,833 --> 01:31:43,875 but she doesn't mind me. 992 01:31:43,958 --> 01:31:47,167 Her poor mother sang too. It didn't do her any good. 993 01:31:47,250 --> 01:31:49,750 -Does she have any talent? -So what if she's talented? 994 01:31:50,417 --> 01:31:53,958 -What difference does it make? -Oh, my, I am in Ceausescu's bus... 995 01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:57,333 and I have the feeling he's driving it. There isn't any charger here. 996 01:31:57,417 --> 01:31:58,292 -You can't find it? -No. 997 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:02,292 -You grab the wheel, I'll search for it. -Yeah, right, and pass again near this? 998 01:32:02,375 --> 01:32:05,167 -Move, please, we need the phone! -No. 999 01:32:08,167 --> 01:32:11,750 BUCHAREST OR CONSTANTA 1000 01:32:29,375 --> 01:32:31,708 Fucking fuck! 1001 01:32:33,167 --> 01:32:34,208 I think we could pull it off, 1002 01:32:34,292 --> 01:32:38,458 if we put on display some more presentable chicks. 1003 01:32:40,083 --> 01:32:42,917 Be careful, it's the second strike. At the third you get smacked. 1004 01:32:43,000 --> 01:32:46,125 I think we could pull it off if you also tried to stop something. 1005 01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:48,542 You can't possibly think you're coming with us. 1006 01:32:50,208 --> 01:32:51,792 No? 1007 01:32:53,708 --> 01:32:58,208 -We won't all fit in a car. -Yeah, but what if we get a car first? 1008 01:32:59,083 --> 01:33:01,958 I seriously doubt you'll succeed. 1009 01:33:39,792 --> 01:33:41,375 Yeah, right! 1010 01:33:56,250 --> 01:33:59,500 Dude, it's friggin' hot! 1011 01:33:59,583 --> 01:34:03,333 -I'm thirsty. -Suck a seashell. 1012 01:34:04,667 --> 01:34:07,208 Is that from LALA Band? 1013 01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:22,542 Stop that whistling already, please. 1014 01:34:24,958 --> 01:34:26,208 Didn't you hear me? 1015 01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:45,333 -Check this out! I can't believe it! -I like what you wrote on you, man. 1016 01:34:45,417 --> 01:34:49,375 -Uncle, is there such a city, L.A.? -Yeah, dude... Los Angeles. 1017 01:34:49,458 --> 01:34:53,125 Oh, Las Angeles... So, where are you guys headed? 1018 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:55,833 -To Bucharest. -We're not going that way. 1019 01:34:55,917 --> 01:34:58,458 -Constanta, then? -Yeah, but we have to make a detour. 1020 01:34:58,542 --> 01:35:01,250 - We have to drop off the watermelons. -It's OK for us. 1021 01:35:01,333 --> 01:35:03,292 -So you'll take us? -Well, hop on! 1022 01:35:04,458 --> 01:35:07,750 -Thank you! -Such nice girls. 1023 01:35:10,458 --> 01:35:11,833 Ready! 1024 01:35:18,708 --> 01:35:21,375 If you get hungry, you can have a watermelon. 1025 01:35:23,292 --> 01:35:24,583 Mihai! 1026 01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:29,125 You guys musicians? 1027 01:35:29,208 --> 01:35:32,500 No. We girls are pupils and they are thieves. 1028 01:35:32,583 --> 01:35:33,917 We are students! 1029 01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:37,333 Come on, we're all a bit rascally here... it's tradition. 1030 01:35:38,167 --> 01:35:40,792 I saw the guitar, that's why I was wondering. 1031 01:35:40,875 --> 01:35:42,250 Ana is a musician. 1032 01:35:42,333 --> 01:35:45,292 -No, I'm not. -Yes, she is. 1033 01:35:45,375 --> 01:35:48,625 -You know how to sing? -Yes... 1034 01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:52,583 So why don't you indulge us with a little tune, the radio's out anyway. 1035 01:35:53,375 --> 01:35:58,292 -I'm not sure... -Come on, pretty please? 1036 01:36:16,250 --> 01:36:18,500 Girl, he's wearing cool sunglasses! We'll talk at the final exams. 1037 01:36:19,625 --> 01:36:22,583 I want to lie down 1038 01:36:22,667 --> 01:36:26,000 In a poppy field 1039 01:36:26,958 --> 01:36:30,125 I don't want to go insane When I realize 1040 01:36:30,208 --> 01:36:32,875 That there's no one beside me 1041 01:36:32,958 --> 01:36:35,958 I want you to forgive my forgetfulness 1042 01:36:36,042 --> 01:36:38,917 Not knowing what you're doing 1043 01:36:40,417 --> 01:36:43,917 Let me see myself between glass walls 1044 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:48,292 Just me, myself and I 1045 01:36:51,708 --> 01:36:55,500 I'll take the first train out of here 1046 01:36:55,583 --> 01:36:59,500 To search for my sea 1047 01:36:59,583 --> 01:37:03,042 A bottle of wine in my hands 1048 01:37:03,125 --> 01:37:05,792 And an out-of-tune guitar 1049 01:37:05,875 --> 01:37:08,750 I'll sleep wherever I can 1050 01:37:08,833 --> 01:37:12,750 And I'll listen to my horizon 1051 01:37:52,292 --> 01:37:58,208 What are you doing with this oversized whale in our beautiful tourist village, 1052 01:37:58,292 --> 01:38:00,125 national landmark, Vama Veche? 1053 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:02,833 Allow me to greet you with respect, Mr. Commander. 1054 01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:05,292 I realize that I bothered you, because I was wrong. 1055 01:38:05,375 --> 01:38:08,458 You didn't bother me. You are bothering an entire village, 1056 01:38:08,542 --> 01:38:13,042 which right now is having fun at the beach, OK? We protect the tourist! 1057 01:38:13,125 --> 01:38:16,958 -I didn't realize! -Check this out, a hammer and a sickle. 1058 01:38:17,042 --> 01:38:19,750 Where do you think you are, in a documentary about communism? 1059 01:38:19,833 --> 01:38:22,208 -Your ice cream, sir. -Mr. Commander, enjoy the ice cream! 1060 01:38:22,292 --> 01:38:24,708 He's just like Ceausescu, I'll be damned... 1061 01:38:24,792 --> 01:38:31,042 Please, allow me to retire. I was wrong, I realize it. I made a huge mistake. 1062 01:38:31,125 --> 01:38:34,542 But I never realized. I thought I'm not taking the street. 1063 01:38:34,625 --> 01:38:37,292 Do you understand? I thought I was just going on. 1064 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:39,292 -That you're not taking the street? -Yes. So I thought! 1065 01:38:39,375 --> 01:38:41,917 Are you tripping? Have you been drinking? 1066 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:43,792 Oh, my... anyway... 1067 01:38:43,875 --> 01:38:47,667 -Start writing the report. -What report? 1068 01:38:54,000 --> 01:38:56,250 Gosh! I'm fried. 1069 01:38:56,792 --> 01:38:59,083 Bro... what the fuck? 1070 01:38:59,167 --> 01:39:01,250 -I can't believe it! -Dude, I got sunburned. 1071 01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,875 -We're fucked. -It hurts. 1072 01:39:05,708 --> 01:39:08,167 Roxi. I can't believe it! 1073 01:39:08,250 --> 01:39:11,667 -It's terrible. -You should see your face, dude! 1074 01:39:13,208 --> 01:39:14,208 Just a second. 1075 01:39:17,958 --> 01:39:19,125 Are we there? 1076 01:39:20,250 --> 01:39:22,917 Well, can't we rest for a bit? 1077 01:39:23,000 --> 01:39:25,833 If you want, tonight you can stay with us. 1078 01:39:25,917 --> 01:39:27,333 Spend the night? 1079 01:39:27,417 --> 01:39:31,917 For you girls we have an empty room, and us boys, we'll manage something. 1080 01:39:32,000 --> 01:39:36,083 -We'll squeeze a little. -Whoa... what are you doing, bro? 1081 01:39:36,167 --> 01:39:40,542 Mircea, what did I tell you? 1082 01:39:40,625 --> 01:39:44,833 Didn't I tell you to lay off strangers? How can I trust you? 1083 01:39:44,917 --> 01:39:47,042 He grabbed my ass. 1084 01:39:47,125 --> 01:39:49,250 -But what did I do, uncle? -Hey, Heckle and Jeckle! 1085 01:39:49,333 --> 01:39:50,958 Didn't you say you were going to Constanta? 1086 01:39:52,083 --> 01:39:54,208 -And we are going. Tomorrow! -What? 1087 01:39:54,292 --> 01:39:56,458 -And now we are where? -In Vama, where else? 1088 01:39:56,542 --> 01:39:58,750 -Fuck! -What the fuck? 1089 01:39:58,833 --> 01:40:00,667 In Vama? That's in the opposite direction! 1090 01:40:00,750 --> 01:40:03,875 -Well, who doesn't want to go to Vama? -We don't?! 1091 01:40:04,917 --> 01:40:08,042 -Thank you for nothing! -You melon shaggers! 1092 01:40:20,333 --> 01:40:26,000 -Let's try hitchhiking again. -And end up in Timisoara, what the fuck? 1093 01:40:26,083 --> 01:40:27,875 Good thing they didn't cross the border to Moldova! 1094 01:40:27,958 --> 01:40:31,292 Dude, it's Sunday! Surely someone is going to Bucharest! 1095 01:40:32,917 --> 01:40:35,750 So what are we doing? Tomorrow we have the finals. 1096 01:40:35,833 --> 01:40:38,583 God, why did I not listen to my dad? 1097 01:40:38,667 --> 01:40:43,750 -We need to get money somehow. -Well... do your thing... 1098 01:40:43,833 --> 01:40:47,875 -No! Nobody steals anymore! -And what do you want us to do, Ana? 1099 01:40:47,958 --> 01:40:50,417 Dude, I have an idea! 1100 01:41:13,417 --> 01:41:15,250 I BET I CAN DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE 1101 01:42:23,792 --> 01:42:27,792 -What did I tell you, bro? -Dude, I found it! 1102 01:42:27,875 --> 01:42:29,542 In someone else's pocket. 1103 01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:35,583 Man, I wanted to help, but they didn't let me, what could I have done? 1104 01:42:36,667 --> 01:42:38,042 Man, she fell asleep. 1105 01:42:42,375 --> 01:42:43,833 It's raining? 1106 01:42:47,042 --> 01:42:51,708 103 and a couple of coins. 1107 01:42:53,208 --> 01:42:56,500 Not nearly enough for a couple of tickets and a bag of snacks. 1108 01:42:58,375 --> 01:43:01,083 You're in luck, your bro here has brains. 1109 01:43:07,708 --> 01:43:09,500 Easy, boy... 1110 01:43:23,083 --> 01:43:26,708 -Let's go, quickly! -Wait just a sec. 1111 01:43:32,292 --> 01:43:37,583 Ceausu Nicolae... Like Ceausescu, as I said. 1112 01:43:37,667 --> 01:43:43,417 Son of Con-stan-tin and Paul-ina. It's like that singer, Inna. 1113 01:43:43,500 --> 01:43:45,667 Is there something bothering you? Tell me, so I know. 1114 01:43:45,750 --> 01:43:48,167 Well, couldn't you be called Ionescu, like I am? What kind of a name is this? 1115 01:43:48,250 --> 01:43:51,917 -It's my name, it's my name! -Write the statement, OK? 1116 01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:55,458 Do I write with capital letters or normal letters? 1117 01:43:55,542 --> 01:43:57,167 With your own letters. 1118 01:43:57,250 --> 01:44:00,458 Son of... 1119 01:44:01,250 --> 01:44:06,417 I won't write no statement anymore! I don't give a shit about your statements. 1120 01:44:06,500 --> 01:44:10,458 Do you understand? I didn't do anything and I want to go now! 1121 01:44:10,542 --> 01:44:12,708 Mamaia One, should I come over? 1122 01:44:12,792 --> 01:44:14,667 Mamaia One. Don't stir! 1123 01:44:15,958 --> 01:44:16,917 Over! 1124 01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:21,000 Finish the statement this second. 1125 01:44:21,083 --> 01:44:26,292 If not, I'll cut all the tires of that damn thing that got us into this shit. 1126 01:44:27,958 --> 01:44:28,875 Clear? 1127 01:44:32,208 --> 01:44:34,875 Mamaia Two. This is one of those ball-breakers. 1128 01:44:34,958 --> 01:44:36,625 It's obvious, boss! 1129 01:44:37,458 --> 01:44:43,042 What is your biggest dream? Write it and send it to heaven! 1130 01:44:44,208 --> 01:44:49,583 No hoax! Fulfill your greatest desire! 1131 01:44:51,208 --> 01:44:53,458 Lanterns! 1132 01:44:53,542 --> 01:44:58,000 Get lanterns! 1133 01:44:58,083 --> 01:45:01,625 -Lanterns! -Get lanterns! 1134 01:45:05,833 --> 01:45:10,125 Lanterns! Get lanterns! 1135 01:45:12,667 --> 01:45:14,375 Roxi! 1136 01:45:15,542 --> 01:45:17,750 Let's write one, too! 1137 01:45:18,292 --> 01:45:20,042 No, let's sell it! 1138 01:45:20,583 --> 01:45:23,167 Come on, let's write one, maybe it'll come true! 1139 01:45:23,917 --> 01:45:26,583 -OK, let's do it! -Let's! 1140 01:45:30,875 --> 01:45:33,792 MAKE IT IN TIME FOR THE FINALS 1141 01:45:37,875 --> 01:45:41,042 BE WITH GEORGE! 1142 01:45:41,708 --> 01:45:44,792 -What did you write? -You can't tell. 1143 01:45:50,042 --> 01:45:51,542 No! 1144 01:45:52,083 --> 01:45:55,792 Really? Not to make it in time for the finals? 1145 01:45:55,875 --> 01:45:58,833 Yours is something like "Be with the history teacher"? 1146 01:46:02,250 --> 01:46:05,208 STAY FRIENDS FOREVER 1147 01:46:06,000 --> 01:46:07,625 That's so cute! 1148 01:46:08,875 --> 01:46:11,583 Girls, are you ready to launch some lanterns? 1149 01:46:11,667 --> 01:46:13,292 Yeah! 1150 01:46:13,375 --> 01:46:14,833 Everybody! 1151 01:47:19,542 --> 01:47:21,250 Where's the fire, why the rush? 1152 01:47:30,750 --> 01:47:33,667 Unbelievable. Here we are like a couple of morons 1153 01:47:33,750 --> 01:47:36,708 while real criminals are roaming free outside. 1154 01:47:36,792 --> 01:47:39,833 -Oh, shut up already! -But I can't believe it! 1155 01:47:41,125 --> 01:47:42,833 I can't believe it. 1156 01:47:46,167 --> 01:47:48,833 Forgive me, please, for dragging you into this. 1157 01:47:48,917 --> 01:47:52,292 Why? You were right. I should have been strict with her! 1158 01:47:54,042 --> 01:47:56,958 I was strict with mine, and what good did it do me? 1159 01:47:57,042 --> 01:48:00,542 At least you were kind to her, now she'll visit you more often. 1160 01:48:01,583 --> 01:48:04,250 And you think yours won't? 1161 01:48:04,333 --> 01:48:08,167 From where? From America? 1162 01:48:12,792 --> 01:48:15,083 It will be OK. 1163 01:48:22,583 --> 01:48:25,250 Where did you get these lanterns from? 1164 01:48:34,917 --> 01:48:37,000 We bought them from eBay. 1165 01:48:40,625 --> 01:48:43,458 I swear. Ten cents apiece. 1166 01:48:45,583 --> 01:48:47,833 But do you have papers to sell them? 1167 01:48:49,458 --> 01:48:52,458 Well, we didn't sell anything. We gave them away for free. 1168 01:48:52,542 --> 01:48:54,375 People there said otherwise. 1169 01:48:55,250 --> 01:48:58,000 And we tell you we didn't sell anything. 1170 01:49:00,667 --> 01:49:03,250 Please, I'm begging you, let us go. We didn't do anything! 1171 01:49:03,333 --> 01:49:06,042 Tomorrow we have the finals. I cannot be arrested. 1172 01:49:06,125 --> 01:49:09,333 If I have a crinimal record, they'll withdraw my scholarship in America. 1173 01:49:09,417 --> 01:49:13,167 And these finals are scaring you so much that you're shaking? 1174 01:49:13,250 --> 01:49:15,417 I took them three or four times already. 1175 01:49:17,083 --> 01:49:18,750 More likely, you snorted something. 1176 01:49:20,208 --> 01:49:22,167 Or did you shoot up? Show me your arms! 1177 01:49:23,958 --> 01:49:28,625 Maybe you got knocked up here, on the sand. Did you get your period? 1178 01:49:31,042 --> 01:49:34,458 Do you find it funny? How does vandalism sound to you? 1179 01:49:34,542 --> 01:49:37,042 Or a fine because you don't have any ID on you. 1180 01:49:37,917 --> 01:49:41,167 Jean, let them have some fun, buddy. 1181 01:49:41,250 --> 01:49:43,875 They're in a tight spot because of these finals. 1182 01:49:43,958 --> 01:49:49,292 My opinion is that you've pilfered these papers from people's homes. 1183 01:49:49,375 --> 01:49:51,083 -But we didn't steal anything! -No. 1184 01:49:51,167 --> 01:49:53,917 That's what they all say in the beginning. "I didn't steal." 1185 01:49:54,000 --> 01:49:57,708 You're even trading them illegally, and without proper documentation. 1186 01:49:59,083 --> 01:50:02,208 And when I look at these three girls here, 1187 01:50:02,292 --> 01:50:05,750 I belive you pimped them around the beach. 1188 01:50:05,833 --> 01:50:09,875 -No. -Sir, we are good lads. Look... 1189 01:50:29,833 --> 01:50:32,375 -Handcuffs for this one, OK? -Yes. 1190 01:50:32,458 --> 01:50:34,667 Give them paper and pencil. 1191 01:50:34,750 --> 01:50:40,542 Write in big capital letters all you've pilfered, all you've done. 1192 01:50:40,625 --> 01:50:43,958 Nice and clear, since you need to take these finals now anyway. 1193 01:50:44,042 --> 01:50:46,042 -Take their phones away, OK? -Yes. 1194 01:50:47,250 --> 01:50:48,875 Take the finals! 1195 01:50:50,292 --> 01:50:52,833 -Come! -Let me check-in, sir. 1196 01:51:08,708 --> 01:51:11,125 You can stick those lanterns! 1197 01:51:12,750 --> 01:51:15,917 What if my dad doesn't let me back home... 1198 01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:17,542 Do you think he's looking for me? 1199 01:51:18,250 --> 01:51:21,292 -Obviously. -Maybe he reported me missing. 1200 01:51:21,375 --> 01:51:23,833 Ana, I'm begging you, stop! 1201 01:51:23,917 --> 01:51:26,875 If only we're lucky and they don't find anything worse. 1202 01:51:28,792 --> 01:51:30,542 Oh, boy, you steal credit cards. They're gonna think we do too! 1203 01:51:30,625 --> 01:51:33,458 -We do not... -Like I believe you? 1204 01:51:35,417 --> 01:51:37,917 I'm gonna be a pathetic loser. 1205 01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:42,833 Now I totally destroyed my dad. I'm the worst kid in the world. 1206 01:51:42,917 --> 01:51:47,125 I'll fail the finals and face prison and I will never fulfill my dream. 1207 01:51:47,208 --> 01:51:51,083 Ana, do you know what my dream is? 1208 01:51:52,542 --> 01:51:54,292 To go to the moon. 1209 01:51:54,958 --> 01:51:56,625 And I'll do it. 1210 01:51:58,208 --> 01:52:00,125 How? 1211 01:52:00,208 --> 01:52:03,167 I don't know. But I'll do whatever I can to get there. 1212 01:52:04,875 --> 01:52:09,125 If that means stealing to build my spaceship, then that's what I'll do. 1213 01:52:09,208 --> 01:52:12,250 If I have to put up with everybody laughing at me 1214 01:52:12,333 --> 01:52:13,792 till I get to launch it, so be it. 1215 01:52:14,958 --> 01:52:17,292 All I care about is getting up there. 1216 01:52:19,417 --> 01:52:22,292 Sooner or later, I would have ended up here anyway. 1217 01:52:22,375 --> 01:52:24,167 I'm not good at anything, anyway. 1218 01:52:24,250 --> 01:52:27,167 Didn't you say you wanted to study Journalism? 1219 01:52:27,250 --> 01:52:30,375 -No. I don't have any talent. -Eh, you have no talent! 1220 01:52:30,458 --> 01:52:33,250 You take pictures and they are very cool. 1221 01:52:33,333 --> 01:52:37,708 Instagram bullshit. Everyone takes them. 1222 01:52:37,792 --> 01:52:40,083 You take them differently. I like them. 1223 01:52:43,333 --> 01:52:47,875 If only we had a phone now... 1224 01:52:52,042 --> 01:52:54,583 You think I let them have my phone, dude? 1225 01:52:54,667 --> 01:52:56,792 -No. -Come on, dude! 1226 01:52:57,708 --> 01:53:02,000 -What? -You kept it in there... 1227 01:53:03,167 --> 01:53:05,083 What the fuck, dude? 1228 01:53:18,500 --> 01:53:22,000 Write a text message. Chop chop. 1229 01:53:22,708 --> 01:53:26,125 Help. Full stop. Seriously. Full stop. 1230 01:53:27,042 --> 01:53:30,042 I'm at the police station in Vama. 1231 01:54:10,417 --> 01:54:16,333 You're by yourself 1232 01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:22,750 You're anxious 1233 01:54:25,167 --> 01:54:30,958 You can't find your path 1234 01:54:32,167 --> 01:54:38,958 To follow 1235 01:54:39,500 --> 01:54:46,500 Don't act rashly, think carefully 1236 01:54:46,625 --> 01:54:53,292 What you want to do with your life 1237 01:54:53,750 --> 01:54:56,042 When you're in the dark 1238 01:54:56,125 --> 01:55:01,083 Search, search for light 1239 01:55:01,167 --> 01:55:04,042 And this will surely, surely help you 1240 01:55:04,125 --> 01:55:06,375 That is Ana. 1241 01:55:08,250 --> 01:55:13,583 That's Ana. I recognize her voice. Her mother wrote this song. 1242 01:55:14,792 --> 01:55:17,208 I think you need to sleep a little. 1243 01:55:17,292 --> 01:55:19,417 I'm telling you! 1244 01:55:21,708 --> 01:55:23,500 I'm really telling you! 1245 01:55:31,958 --> 01:55:32,917 Ana! 1246 01:55:33,333 --> 01:55:36,000 Surely will help you 1247 01:55:36,083 --> 01:55:37,667 Ana! 1248 01:55:42,708 --> 01:55:43,833 Ana! 1249 01:55:50,542 --> 01:55:52,042 Dad?! 1250 01:55:54,500 --> 01:55:56,917 -How could it be your dad, Ana? -Ana... 1251 01:55:57,750 --> 01:56:00,250 How could your dad be speaking through the walls? 1252 01:56:00,792 --> 01:56:04,625 -Ana! -How did you know where we were? 1253 01:56:04,708 --> 01:56:07,708 -Where else could you end up? -Mom?! 1254 01:56:11,708 --> 01:56:14,417 Roxi, what have you done? 1255 01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:18,208 We played with some lanterns and an accident happened. 1256 01:56:18,292 --> 01:56:22,083 And we had no ID on us. Dad, please forgive me. 1257 01:56:25,875 --> 01:56:29,583 Dude, these damn corns are killing me. Why did you call for me? 1258 01:56:29,667 --> 01:56:32,375 -Well, these guys are getting nervous. -Nervous? 1259 01:56:32,458 --> 01:56:34,667 Did you get me mints? 1260 01:56:35,208 --> 01:56:37,292 -Didn't you go get them instead? -Me? 1261 01:56:37,375 --> 01:56:40,750 -Didn't I tell you to get them? -I never ask you for anything! 1262 01:56:40,833 --> 01:56:42,625 It was his turn! 1263 01:56:43,625 --> 01:56:46,125 Tell me, buddy, why do you fret like this? 1264 01:56:46,208 --> 01:56:48,250 This is mockery. What, did I kill somebody? 1265 01:56:48,333 --> 01:56:50,833 -Who gave you permission to get out? -Calm down! 1266 01:56:50,917 --> 01:56:52,875 -Take your hands off me! -What's the story? 1267 01:56:52,958 --> 01:56:54,875 If you don't release these kids at once, 1268 01:56:54,958 --> 01:56:56,958 you will have all the press and TV on your hands. 1269 01:56:57,042 --> 01:56:59,958 How will you answer them for arresting some kids who lit some lanterns? 1270 01:57:00,042 --> 01:57:01,042 Hands off, sir! 1271 01:57:01,125 --> 01:57:03,500 In here, I am the television and the press! 1272 01:57:03,583 --> 01:57:06,833 -Perhaps. Open up immediately! -What's your business with these kids? 1273 01:57:06,917 --> 01:57:09,167 -One of them is my daughter! -And mine. 1274 01:57:09,250 --> 01:57:10,458 So you have a daughter together. 1275 01:57:10,542 --> 01:57:12,042 -Not together, but it doesn't matter. -What does it matter? 1276 01:57:12,125 --> 01:57:14,500 What does it matter?! Move over! 1277 01:57:14,583 --> 01:57:16,792 -I can't believe this... -This is the girl? 1278 01:57:16,875 --> 01:57:19,417 -This is the girl... and yours? -I can't believe this... 1279 01:57:19,500 --> 01:57:22,333 So this one, whose is she? So you have two girls, sir! 1280 01:57:22,417 --> 01:57:25,708 -Oh, boy! Kids, the finals! -Oh, my... 1281 01:57:25,792 --> 01:57:27,167 What finals? 1282 01:57:27,250 --> 01:57:30,375 After two years of catastrophic results... 1283 01:57:30,458 --> 01:57:33,042 -Morning, sir! -Thank you! 1284 01:57:35,875 --> 01:57:38,125 You, get over here. 1285 01:57:40,167 --> 01:57:41,375 What finals? 1286 01:57:41,458 --> 01:57:44,167 The Minister of Education doesn't make any predictions... 1287 01:57:44,250 --> 01:57:47,583 Why the hell is everybody so scared of these finals? 1288 01:57:47,667 --> 01:57:50,958 I took them three times and I am still not afraid of them! 1289 01:58:04,500 --> 01:58:06,500 Come on! 1290 01:58:10,708 --> 01:58:11,750 I can't believe this... 1291 01:58:13,625 --> 01:58:16,500 Come on, baby, come on. 1292 01:58:24,500 --> 01:58:25,792 Come on, dude! 1293 01:58:28,292 --> 01:58:31,708 -What are you doing? -I came to help you. 1294 01:58:32,250 --> 01:58:35,042 That's not what I meant when I said I needed help. 1295 01:58:35,125 --> 01:58:38,667 I know. I think I have a solution for the finals. 1296 01:58:38,750 --> 01:58:41,917 -How? -You'll see... 1297 01:58:51,958 --> 01:58:55,167 -You know that everybody is here, right? -So what? 1298 01:58:55,250 --> 01:58:56,875 Well? 1299 01:58:59,042 --> 01:59:01,208 I thought you were brave! 1300 01:59:38,375 --> 01:59:41,917 -I can't believe it. We missed it. -Hello, what's happening? 1301 01:59:42,000 --> 01:59:43,958 -What's up with you? -We went to the seaside. 1302 01:59:44,042 --> 01:59:47,125 There was a bomb threat, but we should begin the exam any minute. 1303 01:59:47,208 --> 01:59:51,292 All bomb alerts follow the same pattern. It starts with an anonymous call. 1304 01:59:51,375 --> 01:59:53,292 Then comes the panic 1305 01:59:53,375 --> 01:59:56,917 when people notice counterterrorism and pyrotechnical troops. 1306 01:59:57,000 --> 02:00:00,583 Fortunately, all bomb alerts proved to be false. 1307 02:00:00,667 --> 02:00:02,917 The authorities take these threats very seriously, 1308 02:00:03,000 --> 02:00:06,458 as they could result in the loss of human lives. 1309 02:00:07,292 --> 02:00:08,375 So what? 1310 02:00:31,208 --> 02:00:35,000 FINAL EXAMS, ROMANIAN LANGUAGE JUNE-JULY 2014 1311 02:00:40,208 --> 02:00:44,458 First day of finals, bitches! 1312 02:00:48,833 --> 02:00:52,875 A young talented artist. 1313 02:00:58,667 --> 02:01:02,667 Well done, baby! Beautiful and talented. 1314 02:01:04,292 --> 02:01:06,542 United to save Rosia Montana. 1315 02:01:06,625 --> 02:01:11,292 Together, we save Rosia Montana. 1316 02:01:11,375 --> 02:01:14,667 I was told "Don't run away from home" but I didn't know why. 1317 02:01:14,750 --> 02:01:16,417 Keep an eye on your parents! 1318 02:01:22,125 --> 02:01:24,250 Good job, Brain! 1319 02:01:24,333 --> 02:01:26,208 The senate of Romania is rejuvenated. 1320 02:01:26,292 --> 02:01:28,458 Old habits die hard. 1321 02:01:35,292 --> 02:01:36,250 See you tomorrow, at the exam... 1322 02:01:36,333 --> 02:01:39,125 History repeats itself. 1323 02:01:39,208 --> 02:01:42,333 Stay that way! We're coming soon. 1324 02:01:43,583 --> 02:01:45,583 THE END 1325 02:05:16,250 --> 02:05:18,500 Subtitle translation by: Mãdãlina Tolos 99592